Scenarios we would like to see
Simple game, simply rules, designed to make people laugh. The first person (i.e. me) sets a catagory, and people after him reply with funny answers that would fit into that catagory.
Example:
Bad things to say to a thug in prison:Once the catagory is set, 5 people reply with answers and the last of those 5 comes up with a new catagory."I love you, Tyrone!"
I will set the first catagory-
Extremely dangerous things to say to Chuck Norris:
THE GODFATHER, PART 2
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I am the Real Chuck Norris and you are just some old western cowboy who can't roundhouse kick anyone at allExtremely dangerous things to say to Chuck Norris
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"Chuck this is embarrassing, all we need is one roundhouse kick, this is the 13,285th edit and you still can't get it right"
I love pinching quotes from uncyclopedia :D
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
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Hey was with your wife last night. :) Please don't hurt me.
Originally Posted by Sooh
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Hey Chuck. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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I think that punching is soooooooo much better than kicking.
New Category:
Things the people in the next cabin on the cruise cross the Atlantic say that make you worry.
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Does this bomb make me look fat?
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@ Csar!
How about, "Quick, get out of here before it blows!"
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Things you wouldn't say to a feminist.
Wooooo!!!
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You must be the fifth person to reply to the previous category before you may start a new one.
How about, "Quick, get out of here before it blows!"
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Things you wouldn't say to a feminist.
"Do you have a pneumatic drill I could borrow?"
THE GODFATHER, PART 2
The Thread
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Is that an iceberg?
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
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I am from a Islamic country!
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Things NOT to say to UltraWar
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Hello
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I wanted to be the Thing!
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
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Ultra, your game is in favour of the workers... Ultra?
THE GODFATHER, PART 2
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Hey skank. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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Bump
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Hey Csar. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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Gah, I had better start my own new catagory if this thing is just gonna die on me:
Things you wouldn't expect a sports commentator to say:
THE GODFATHER, PART 2
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That boy swims like a greyhound!
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
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I heard this indepth and insightful commentary from John Madden over the weekend....
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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We can see his firm, athletic buttocks bobbing up and down as he races across the field...
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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What am I doing with my life? Is it me or does golf get more boring each time I watch? What happened to the good old days when naked women used to run onto the pitch?
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HAHAHAHAHA Real funny DA
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"WHAT A GOAL! THE POPE HAS SCORED! LET'S ALL JIHAD HIS ASS!"
Things you wouldn't expect a politician to say:
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"OK, I admit it, we are selling peerages... Buy one now and secure peerages for your entire family! Offer ends next general election, when the Labour party will be out anyway."
THE GODFATHER, PART 2
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"Come on, fight me."
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"Right, that's it. Get me a 10 inch knife and some hand grenades: I'm sorting this Iraq mess out."
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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OK, OK, I wasn't completely honest when I said there were WMDs...
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
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"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322 Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
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Psssh Weapons of Mass Destruction there were never any weapons. I can't believe you bought that ****. Laughs histerically
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