Fixed the captions for ya.Originally Posted by Koval
LMFAO.
" and dinnae forget when yis are there, 2 bottles o' Buckie, 10 Carly Specials and a litre o' Irn Bru"
"St Juniper once said, 'By his loins shall ye know him and by the length of his rod shall he be measured.' The length of my rod is a mystery to all but the Queen, and a thousand Turkish whores, but the
fruits of my loins are here for all to see. I have two sons, Henry and.... another one.
Step forward, Harry, Prince of Wales."
( King Richard in Blackadder)
Originally Posted by Tora
And I thought it was only the spies that could use the bush to sneak up.
JFC how do you trigger the northen elves alliance to show up?
When a fox kills your chickens, do you kill the pigs for seeing what happened? No you go out and hunt the fox.
Cry havoc and let slip the HOGS of war
Well I think they are like the 'sherwood archers', but for the Danish. So you need a special Toy Factory Guild for Lapland.Originally Posted by Oaty
Apparently his lordship pays mileage.Originally Posted by KARTLOS
Last edited by Kraggenmor; 12-08-2006 at 15:20.
Originally Posted by KARTLOS
Good laughs!
You may not care about war, but war cares about you!
Enterprising egyptian sailors decide to scout out the Dead Sea, in case of a sneak attack from the malicious turks:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ister/navy.jpg
Or, "Oi cap'n, how'n the name of Allahs armpit did we end up here?"
I ask the same... did you 'create' that instance, by creating the unit or something?Originally Posted by Stolpmeister
You may not care about war, but war cares about you!
Love that second shot!Originally Posted by Ars Moriendi
"You have the insanity... of a manatee."
This thread is great. We need more amusing shots though.
Rebel Soldier: "Uhh...guys, maybe it was a bad idea to just stand here."
Rebel Commander: "Shut up you coward!"
Rebel Soldier: "I still think it was a bad idea."
Rebel Commander: "Stand your ground you worthless co...AGH!"
Rebel Soldier: "Yup. Definately a bad idea."
The HORROR My beloved sport has been denounced!
"No one said it was gonna be easy! If it was, everyone would do it..that's who you know who really wants it."
All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.-Bierut
Ohhh a good one!Originally Posted by ersvale the dreadfull
You may not care about war, but war cares about you!
I have that exact thing in my campaign, except they are Mongolian ships.Originally Posted by Stolpmeister
HAHAHA, took me a bit to get that one, but once I got it, I lol'd.Originally Posted by Koval
Nope... I was playing the Turks and pushed southwards, and discovered that fleet. I don't know the first thing about modding.Originally Posted by Kraxis
I think its a mercenary ship they hired in that region, but its funny anyway!
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lol, you got nice ones :)
Here's one for ya:
https://img77.imageshack.us/my.php?i...orussiavk8.jpg
Emotion, passions, and desires are, thus peace is not.
Emotion: you have it or it has you.
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Lmao... omw the Russian merchant and the Danish (?) diplomat are pervs!
Nah... it is just the Polish diplo who makes a little money as a paperazzi.
You may not care about war, but war cares about you!
No wonder he doesnt exist! He was killed off centuries before I was born!Originally Posted by JFC
Originally Posted by Muad'Dib
'Hannibal had been the victor at Cannae, and as if the Romans had good cause to boast that you have only strength enough for one blow, and that like a bee that has left its sting you are now inert and powerless.'
No caption needed.
LOL, that's priceless !Originally Posted by tdpatriots12
I didn't knew CA were trekkies...
"That's what we need : someone who'll strike the most brutal blow possible, with perfect aim and with no regard for consequences. Total War."
Ah... So it's the red shirts that get the brits killed...
Fear nothing except in the certainty that you are your enemy's begetter and its only hope of healing. For everything that does evil is in pain.
-The Maestro Sartori, Imajica by Clive Barker
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