Apparently there are no attractive women in Wales.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I was recently informed that one of my old classmates from college had made it through to to the final round of the Miss Wales pageant. I was a little surprised by this, as I had never thought she was especially pretty, so I decided to scope out the rest of the contestants on their website. The results shocked and, quite frankly, worried me. (http://www.misswales.co.uk/finalists.html)

There's barely a looker among them! At least one of them is actually cross-eyed, several have clearly lied about their age, and a whole bunch of the rest are just plain ugly. Is this really the best we can do?

[Marshal Murat]

They do look like sheep...so why do your have a problem with them?

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

:laugh4: Theres maybe two nice looking girls in there.

Surely this can't be the best that wales has to offer? I used to live just over the border and life wasn't that bad!:laugh4:

[Veho Nex]

My money is on Racheal Bond, Her smile!!

[seireikhaan]

:laugh4:

Ouch, my man, ouch.

[Gregoshi]

It's not that bad BKS. There's half a dozen that are pretty attractive. The driver's license style photos are not a good recipe for nice pictures either.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I see one that's...well...decent.

[scotchedpommes]

Ever-so-slightly harsh, no?

[Craterus]

No.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Ever-so-slightly harsh, no?

Me or him?

[Strike For The South]

Im not saying no to any of them...maybe a couple

[Sasaki Kojiro]

My money is on Racheal Bond, Her smile!!

Just because your missing the bottom half of your teeth doesn't mean you can't be miss whales...

[Drisos]

Kylie Hearne
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yeah, right.. :inquisitive:

poor bks.. I can't say I'm attracted to the majority either.. aw well, can't have it all. perhaps they're just the cutest girls of all the world.. yet, they don't look so cute. :embarassed:

[Motep]

A few of them are just startling, almost disturbing to look at. Some of them are attractive, some re slightly pretty, and some are slightly homely.

Pretty average lot, I'd say, and if thats the best Wales has to offer, Id hate to see the runner-ups.

Rachael Bond startled me.

Abi Tee just sneezed...right?

Hannah Huxley scares me...that smile...

[scotchedpommes]

Me or him?
Had to say I thought your suggestion that only one was 'decent' was going
overboard. [May be in the process of alcohol consumption, but it would never
affect my judgement, no.]

As for the state of Wales itself, I couldn't possibly comment.

[Veho Nex]

like wales has a giant tree, called ugly, and they all lived at the top. looks like some of them fell, luckily there was branches to break their fall

Ohh snap check out miss '05 now thats fine (http://www.misswales.co.uk/halloffame/claireevans.html)

[Lemur]

Dude, I think you're just unused to how fugly many entrants into beauty contests are. The world of pageants is a strange, nasty little hole, and you don't stick your hand in that hole without getting bitten.

Sure, the women who win the pageants are usually above-average looking, but examine the entire field and see how uneven it really is. This is not a Welsh thing, this is a pageant thing.

[Samurai Waki]

*winces slightly*

Note To self:

Next Sexual escapade: Wales .... Estonia

[Raz]

Depends on your preference of babes...
*Points to Babe Thread*

The thing with that page is that when you scroll down the page and you think that you've seen a good looking one and you scroll back up to see her, you suddenly cringe. :sweatdrop: It'd be tragic if one of their friends pointed them in the direction of this thread, and reading how much everyone finds them unattractive.
Not necessarily ugly, just not attractive... <_<

Also, if they didn't lie about their ages, at least half of them must be chronic smokers.

[Fragony]

that's......

[LeftEyeNine]

https://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5554/rachelbondxh1.jpg

Rachel Bonez, EATING UR BABIEZ SINCE 1985

[Louis VI the Fat]

Wow. Very unflattering pictures. You can walk into an average bar in most places and you'll meet a finer selection of hotties. Some of the winners (http://www.misswales.co.uk/halloffame.html) from previous years look great though.

Like this one, Miss Wales 2004:

https://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8127/whsfad8.jpg


Oops, sorry 'bout that. I meant this one:

https://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2682/melaniejonesms1.jpg



There is always her divine hotness, miss Zeta-Jones, who on her own pulls up the Welsh average to more than acceptable levels :sweatdrop: :

https://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6789/zetajonesvs7.jpg

[Beirut]

LEN you egregious sot. I very nearly blew a mouthful of blueberries and cereal across the screen at that. Yeesh.

Anyhoo, there are a few cute ones in the list. I'l go back and pick one or two.

[LeftEyeNine]

Woodkutterz shood haz gutz. :smoking:

[Raz]

LEN you egregious sot. I very nearly blew a mouthful of blueberries and cereal across the screen at that. Yeesh.
Using your special cereal spoon, I bet? :wink2:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Had to say I thought your suggestion that only one was 'decent' was going
overboard. [May be in the process of alcohol consumption, but it would never
affect my judgement, no.]

In that case, you're completely correct. ~;)

Though I stand by my statement.

[Adrian II]

Ever-so-slightly harsh, no?No.

Naomi Morrison looks promising even if she has a bit of growing up to do; at least she has that je ne sais quoi that puts her putative IQ over 100.

She probably lied about being Welsh though.

Just because your missing the bottom half of your teeth doesn't mean you can't be miss whales...She could be miss whales if she were fed right.

[Adrian II]

double post

[CountArach]

Imagine the ones who didn't make it...

[Geoffrey S]

My goodnes this venijng was more rpdocutive.

[Somebody Else]

I maintain that this is not purely a Welsh problem. The entirety of the British Isles (and, speaking as a man willing to put my life on the line for this sceptred isle), is sorely lacking in comparison to our neighbours across the seas. I suspect the celtic areas of being particularly to blame. Wales we have just seen, and (I live here, so I have noticed a thing or two), Scotland is worse.

Louis will likely agree, not only is the base item unattractive, there seems to be a deep-grained incapability of our womenfolk to dress and comport themselves properly.

SE

[Raz]

A quick search of Welsh Babes will return not incredibly ugly results, you can't say that this rugby fan is ugly: :nice:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/slideshows/charlottechurch/cc_rugby05.jpg

[Craterus]

It tends to fluctuate.

[naut]

Wow, serious lack of talent there. Some are pretty, but some are down-right :sick:

[Shaka_Khan]

There is always her divine hotness, miss Zeta-Jones, who on her own pulls up the Welsh average to more than acceptable levels :sweatdrop: :

https://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6789/zetajonesvs7.jpg
Yea! I refuse to believe that Wales lack pretty women when someone like Zeta-Jones came from that place. This is a scheme by the Welsh who want to hide their women from us outsiders.

[LittleGrizzly]

They where quite a few pretty girls in there, im making allowances for the passport style photos, but even saying that in my university everyday i see at least 5 girls who are better looking than any of these.

Most of them seem to have trouble pulling off a smile, im thinking about entering in drag next year, think i have a chance ?

[English assassin]

A quick search of Welsh Babes will return not incredibly ugly results, you can't say that this rugby fan is ugly: :nice:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/slideshows/charlottechurch/cc_rugby05.jpg

Surely that shirt should say "Boobs" ?

OK, I know, its a beer

On a related topic, in a beauty contest in Birmingham (stop laughing at the back) they had to ship in a girl from Stoke as the winner. And she's not exactly a looker. Judge for yourselves http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6700777.stm

[aimlesswanderer]

Hmm, not the most attractive bunch of girls, but there are a few good looking ones. They are, unfortunately, vastly outnumbered by the average and down right scary. Clearly they need more immigration to add different genes to the pool! Also, perhaps they age differently over there, but alot reeeeally don't look as young as they are alleged to be.

It's also interesting to see how many people have the same last names. There are 6 Davies, 4 James, 3 Jones... out of 68.

Yes, looking at this bunch one wonders how Catherine Zeta- Jones appeared from such a place........ maybe she used up the Welsh quota of Hotness for a few decades? :idea2:

[Gregoshi]

To be fair to the girls, if the Org moderator crew circa 2003 is a reasonably accurate representation of the Org membership at large, we really don't have any room to be critical of these ladies...

https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/gbresslr/Org%20Pictures/orgmodcrew2003.jpg


:laugh4:

[Adrian II]

https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/gbresslr/Org%20Pictures/orgmodcrew2003.jpgYou guys are all Welsh! I knew it!

*hides sheep*

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

One suspects that the really pretty girls don't go in for contests because they know how they look.

Those girls, on the other hand, all look desperate.

[Martok]

https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/gbresslr/Org%20Pictures/orgmodcrew2003.jpg


Wow. I just....wow.

Words fail me at the moment. :laugh4:

[LeftEyeNine]

If that picture is not some photoshop trick, I find it truly ugly.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I love Mith's monobrow.

[Adrian II]

If that picture is not some photoshop trick, I find it truly ugly.It explains a lot.. :stunned:

[LeftEyeNine]

It explains a lot.. :stunned:

Well, uh, I mean if those are really some spastic or somehow disabled people in the picture, I wouldn't really approve it being a means of internet humour.

[KarlXII]

Tito looking at Kurki kills me.

[Gregoshi]

Well, uh, I mean if those are really some spastic or somehow disabled people in the picture, I wouldn't really approve it being a means of internet humour.
I don't know the source image LEN. I always figured it was either photoshopped or from a movie/TV show. It doesn't have the same quality or appearance as real class pictures - at least here in the US.

Anyway, I used the picture more to hold up a mirror so-to-speak - could we stand up to the same criticism we are leveling on the Welsh women. Granted, we haven't entered a beauty contest ('cept maybe LittleGrizzly)...

[Kekvit Irae]

I like Carla Marie Burrows because of the hair.

[Raz]

That monobrow is :daisy: hilarious. :laugh4:
And anyway, an attractive woman doesn't need to win an inanimate object that says "I'm Pretty", they already know this (or at least the ones without self-esteem problems) - Thus only the not-so-attractive women enter "Beauty" Pageants.

[Banquo's Ghost]

It ought to be pointed out that bringing onto the team those babe-magnets that are BKS and Beirut has been like adding Katherine Jenkins and Catherine Zeta-Jones as exceptions to prove the rule.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Since when have beauty contestants been beautiful anyway? :inquisitive:

The true beauty is roaming the streets, taking the bus, going to work/school and sitting at the café over there. :yes:
.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

These girls are really ugly. I see 10 - 20 girls every day that are more beautiful than these.


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Since when have beauty contestants been beautiful anyway? :inquisitive:

The true beauty is roaming the streets, taking the bus, going to work/school and sitting at the caf&#233; over there. :yes:.
So true. Oh and Liz Hurley.

[Spartan198]

No offense,but remind me not to visit Wales for its women.

[naut]

To be fair to the girls, if the Org moderator crew circa 2003 is a reasonably accurate representation of the Org membership at large, we really don't have any room to be critical of these ladies...

https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/gbresslr/Org%20Pictures/orgmodcrew2003.jpg


:laugh4:
Oh my! :laugh4:

[Raz]

Eh... People, please stop quoting that picture... it really is starting to disturb me... Except for that monobrow... can't get enough of that. :smug2:

[Spartan198]

Eh... People, please stop quoting that picture... it really is starting to disturb me... Except for that monobrow... can't get enough of that. :smug2:
I'm with Raz here... except for the unibrow thing.

[Papewaio]

And I was deemed to ugly for the picture... so what if my mum is Welsh!

[LittleGrizzly]

My friend knows that lauren crooker and although she doesn't look it on the picture apparently she is really good looking, so maybe there are quite a few really good looking ones hiding behind ugly pictures..... why they have ugly pictures of them up i don't now but im sure rachel bond would have retaken that picture if she could have.

[macsen rufus]

It's the "tall poppy" syndrome - no-one in Wales wants to look attractive ever again --- just in case there's another Michael Douglas out there :laugh4:

But some of those photos are truly horrendous, talk about forced smiles :no: I'd suggest there's also a serious lack of talent in the photo editor's dept....

[Raz]

Maybe they lack Photoshop in Wales. :laugh4:

[drone]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/04/23/vanmarsh.uk.big.beauty.cnn
Interesting results from the Miss Surrey competition. ~:doh:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Woah, stop the presses!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/enervatedband/seren2.jpg

and...she's Welsh!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/enervatedband/seren1.jpg

My faith is restored! Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi!

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

These two are both the same? In the first picture it looks like the head not belonging to the body...

[Louis VI the Fat]

There is always the incomparable Raquel Welch! :sweatdrop:




https://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3479/lafraquelwelch001lk7.jpg


She's hot. And, uh, well, you know...Welch. :shame: