WHat If......

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?

[Viking]

First and foremost I'd blame the politicians for not taking the NEO threat serious enough, as I already do. Then I'd study the potential for survival.

[InsaneApache]

Re-mortgage my house. :laugh4:

[Geoffrey S]

Throw stones out of my window at passing people.

[LeftEyeNine]

I'd propose to Angela Merkel then cheat on her with Margaret Thatcher.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Quite simply be rational, relax and go on with life as normal while considering potential survival strategies. If the prediction is incorrect, then I don't want to have gotten myself into a risky financial, legal or social situation.

~:)

[Samurai Waki]

I would make love to my wife as many times as I could. :laugh4:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I go Eat Cashews And Milk until I go broke.... Oh Wait, Money won't mean anything though :wall: :laugh4:

[Drisos]

I'd go crazy and commit suicide right before the news arrived that the calculations were incorrect and the thingy wasn't going to hit earth.:embarassed:

[LeftEyeNine]

I'd propose to Margaret Thatcher and then cheat on her with Angela Merkel.

[Kralizec]

Give in to unrestricted hedonism, most likely.

[Dutch_guy]

Panic and cry.

:balloon2:

[Rhyfelwyr]

Steal a space shuttle then go and drop a nuke on the thing.:smoking:

[Veho Nex]

Make my life happy

[seireikhaan]

Get myself an underground shelter, some basic pots and pans/silverware, pest spray, a gigantic supply of ramen noodles, vitamin supplements, and bottled water.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I always try to live as if I've got only two weeks to live. My personal motto: learn as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die tomorrow. :balloon2: :sweatdrop:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Where to begin?

[TevashSzat]

Hope that someone made a big mistake and messed up the calculations

[Kekvit Irae]

Start digging an underground shelter and stock it with canned food and water.

[LeftEyeNine]

I'd get myself problems no one could understand so that I could comb my brilliantined-hair from one side to the other, blinding one my eyes and weep sitting leaning to a wall with my knees drawn inwards.

[Papewaio]

I would make love to my wife as many times as I could. :laugh4:

Well that covers 5 minutes for me, so what next? :laugh4:

[master of the puppets]

sex sex sex sex sex sex, sleep sex sex sex... so on and so forth until i am just a smoldering lump. 5 minutes later the meteor hits.

[KarlXII]

I'd invade Norway.

[LeftEyeNine]

And I'd annex Canada.

[Andres]

Give in to unrestricted hedonism, most likely.

I'm with you ~:cheers: ~:pimp:

And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.

Muahahaha :devil:

[seireikhaan]

I'm with you ~:cheers: ~:pimp:

And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.

Muahahaha :devil:
:inquisitive: You're gonna use beer for the ramen? Interesting...

[Mikeus Caesar]

:inquisitive: You're gonna use beer for the ramen? Interesting...

What? You don't already?

Strange person...

Anyway, i'd probably just go crazy. Not in the literal sense, i mean in just doing what i like. Hurrah for anarchy.

[Spartan198]

I'd invade Norway.

And I'd annex Canada.
I'd help you both.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

And I'd annex Canada.


Want to Rule the US with me then :clown: :beam: ?

[Quirinus]

I'd probably try to get some weed and smoke it-- it's my wish to be able to get high at least once in my life.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I would go rob a bank. Hey, what they going to do, toss me in jail? :wall: :laugh4:

[LittleGrizzly]

Get as much weed as i can before it all sells out, steal a nice car, get supplies food and drink (2 weeks worth) mostly crap, get my laptop and watch a few movies up a mountain somewhere out of the way and just relax and wait for the inevitable....

[Marius Dynamite]

Well I guess I would have to fast forward my plans to build a giant fricken laser on the moon, and save us all. :yes:

[Drisos]

Get as much weed as i can before it all sells out, steal a nice car, get supplies food and drink (2 weeks worth) mostly crap, get my laptop and watch a few movies up a mountain somewhere out of the way and just relax and wait for the inevitable....

Sounds nice~:2thumbsup: Please drop by to pick me up! I'll pay along for the weed... ehh, oh, no one cares about money anymore anyway..

[Viking]

I'd invade Norway.

I wouldn't do that if I were you; leaving, you'd leave the US open for invasion. Before you know it, tis under my ruling.

[Spartan198]

Well I guess I would have to fast forward my plans to build a giant fricken laser on the moon, and save us all. :yes:
And call it a "Death Star"? :eyebrows:

Want to Rule the US with me then :clown: :beam: ?

I wouldn't do that if I were you; leaving, you'd leave the US open for invasion. Before you know it, tis under my ruling.
That might not be as easy as it sounds.

:hmg: :knight: :unitedstates: :knight: :smg:

[Beirut]

If this thread becomes spamified it will be closefied.

[Louis VI the Fat]

If a comet were about to strike, I'd turn the Frontroom into one big spamfest. :balloon2: :spammer: :birthday2:


Only 'if', of course. :sweatdrop:

[Caius]

Nothing.

[naut]

Knowing myself I'd probably procrastinate.