First time... [Archive]

edyzmedieval

08-18-2008, 21:02

How was your first experience? (I want to be subtle, not direct...)
I just want to hear how was it, if it was bad, good, not interesting...Not positions, how you did it or something like that. :tongue:

In case you didnt get it, im talking about your first sexual experience.

Mods move it if this isnt the forum.

Lemur

08-18-2008, 21:26

I think so long as we avoid obscenity, in the true spirit of Beirut, we can talk about this here. If it gets too R-rated we'll punt it to the Backroom. But this is the kingdom of peace and love, after all.

My first experience was with a preacher's daughter. Korean-American beauty, very tall and leggy, long hair, athletic, you get the idea. A wonderful beginning for a likely lad. My only regret is that I was too immature to return certain oral favors as enthusiastically as she deserved.

edyzmedieval

08-18-2008, 21:58

Preacher's daughter, tsk tsk tsk Lemur. Seeking God's own personal stash of beauties, havent we? :tongue:

pevergreen

08-19-2008, 01:43

Hmmm.

It was like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
I HATE THIS HALF OF THE POST. THE TOP STAYS.

Lemur

08-19-2008, 01:57

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time [...] and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.
Okay, you're really freaking me out. And making me laugh very hard at the same time.

pevergreen

08-19-2008, 02:05

Okay, you're really freaking me out. And making me laugh very hard at the same time.

Happy to be of some help. I have recently added that first phrase back into the popular language at school.

(and yes, the age of consent is 16 here)

El Diablo

08-19-2008, 03:20

Well, ummmm, there was this girl and then we ummmm, and then there was, ummmm, well you know...

:idea2:

Shall I draw a picture?

Strike For The South

08-19-2008, 04:36

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"

Ice

08-19-2008, 04:39

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"

:beam:

oh god im laughing my ****ing ass off

Reverend Joe

08-19-2008, 06:13

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"

Dude, where have you been?! Come back to the chat!

(And bring your story.) ~D

Evil_Maniac From Mars

08-19-2008, 06:18

I'm just waiting for the first person to say Captain Left/Admiral Right. :book:

:laugh4:

Somebody Else

08-19-2008, 07:06

It was better for her.

SE

CountArach

08-19-2008, 07:35

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"
Oh man, that was great dude :2thumbsup:

Moros

08-19-2008, 07:57

I wish I remembered. All I know is that I woke up in a different tent with no clothes on and I had a terrible hang over too. However she knew a way to forget about the headache. Lets just say, I liked the idea very much. ~;) The secon time was good, though she had to do all the work. The first time well no idea...but I guess it can't have been that good considering my condition. It was a nice surprise when I woke up though.

Long live festivals.

ajaxfetish

08-19-2008, 08:45

Long delayed. First experience came on my wedding night. We were both amateurs, so plenty of awkwardness (it seemed so straightforward in theory; putting into practice didn't go as smoothly as I'd expected), but it was very exciting and very pleasing.

Ajax

KarlXII

08-19-2008, 09:07

It was better for her.

SE

/thread

Mount Suribachi

08-19-2008, 10:17

How was your first experience?

Short.

Martok

08-20-2008, 04:07

@pevergreen: I can tell you that Lemur wasn't the only one laughing. :laugh4:

Anyway....

"Angela" was my friend "Karen's" college roommate. Karen introduced us to each other, believing that Angela and I would get along well. She was right. ~;)

As for the experience itself, it was (not surprisingly) a little awkward since it was the first time for both of us, but it was still very enjoyable nonetheless. We were able to laugh about it (both during and afterwards), which I think was a good sign. So all in all, it was really....nice. I'm glad it was with someone I'd gotten to know and really like, and not just some drunken freshman I had a one-night stand with.

It's a pity that we lived 8 hours apart, though, as we really liked each other. Looking back on it, I'd say she was one of the ones that "got away". :shame: Ah well.

Patriarch of Constantinople

08-20-2008, 04:23

Mine? Well.....

Hell, we barely remember it ;)

Csargo

08-20-2008, 04:23

Never done it. :shrug:

Patriarch of Constantinople

08-20-2008, 04:24

Never done it. :shrug:

*snickers*

Kidding.

pevergreen

08-20-2008, 07:37

Never done it. :shrug:

I respect that. :bow:

I would be exactley the same as you, if she hadn't been drunk and on MSN all that time ago. (:laugh4: its how we started talking)

LittleGrizzly

08-20-2008, 11:11

My first time was ok, nothing great and a little awkward, she'd done it before and i hadn't, which i think really didn't help my paranoia, 'well she think im crap ?' 'are her x's better ?' in the end i managed to get over myself and get down to it, i think i was more relieved i had finally done it because we had tried before, got just a little too nervous, and because i was 17 at the time, it felt like everyone was having it before me, even though i was 2nd out of my friends to have sex...

Husar

08-20-2008, 12:13

Never happened.

CountArach

08-20-2008, 12:26

Chalk me up as another one for nope.

Peasant Phill

08-20-2008, 12:46

I wish I had a story like Moros. I'm pretty sure I was at the same festival.

My first time (and hers) wasn't that enjoyable for the both of us. Actually it was very painful for her eventhough I was very careful. I remember calling it quits after 10 minutes.
I would've loved to have my first time with somebody more experienced but hey that's live I suppose.

rajpoot

08-20-2008, 12:57

Chalk me up as another one for nope.

:sweatdrop:
Never done it number three.............actually it's pretty unusual here for anyone to do it before wedding......it's a different stories in the big cities, but here, it's still a taboo.

KukriKhan

08-20-2008, 13:24

Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.

Whacker

08-20-2008, 13:44

Dated this gal my friend and I met over the internet. She was reasonably cute and normal enough, but she went to a Uni about an hour or two away, so it was weekends only pretty much. First time was a bit ackward but it was a good experience for both of us, and good lord did she end up being a superfreak. She was a redhead too. Heh.

FactionHeir

08-20-2008, 14:20

Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.

All bow before Kukri, the great seducer :grin2:

As for myself, I shall have to join Husar and the rest.

Kagemusha

08-20-2008, 15:05

I was still quite young when my first time took place. The girl was the same age then i was. We were both sober and to be honest quite nervous. But after bit of a hazzle, nature took its course. Im 100% sure it was not the best sex either of us have had, but there is something quite beautiful in the innocent insecurity which labeled it, but then the first time is always the first time for each of us.:yes:

Craterus

08-20-2008, 18:20

Yeah. Not bad. :cool:

yesdachi

08-20-2008, 18:58

Kralizec

08-20-2008, 19:01

Nervous. I didn't have high expectations because I expected the first time would always be awkward, but I wasn't dissapointed at all afterwards. I knew the girl I was with wasn't a virgin, but after I heard more stories about her I was glad I used a condom.

KrooK

08-20-2008, 19:34

What can I say:)
Nice game into forest with older girl ... nothing better than frest nature:)

FactionHeir

08-20-2008, 19:54

Motep

08-20-2008, 20:10

She was my older brother's girlfriend...she came onto me, damnit.

KarlXII

08-20-2008, 20:51

What can I say:)
Nice game into forest with older girl ... nothing better than frest nature:)

Go Krook!

Not yet for me.

El Diablo

08-20-2008, 21:27

I'd say she was one of the ones that "got away". by Martok

Usually the ones that got away from me are happy that they could run so fast...:laugh4:

CountArach

08-20-2008, 22:48

I had played around a few times before but the real first time was great. She was my brother’s babysitter and a few years older than me but still a teen. She knew what she was doing and I was happy to let her take the lead. ~D

What can I say:)
Nice game into forest with older girl ... nothing better than frest nature:)

She was my older brother's girlfriend...she came onto me, damnit.
Wow, the Org is just like one big conference of porn writers...

JR-

08-20-2008, 22:59

got adopted as a sex pet by a nympho.

that wasn't the way it felt at the time, but looking back............

Motep

08-20-2008, 23:08

Wow, the Org is just like one big conference of porn writers...

:grin2:

Most entertaining, though.

edyzmedieval

08-20-2008, 23:32

I think I just opened a Pandora's Box. I'm so happy. ~D

Ferret

08-20-2008, 23:47

Well I am old enough now, but I can't see it happening any time soon, there's no one I want it to happen with really...

FactionHeir

08-21-2008, 00:01

got adopted as a sex pet by a nympho.

that wasn't the way it felt at the time, but looking back............

Explain? :inquisitive:

Louis VI the Fat

08-21-2008, 01:16

I remember it very well.

She was twenty-four. The other was twenty-one. I was fourteen and they told me come to their room after class to discuss my essay on the evolving meaning of the word subversity in the works of Foucault. As my teachers, I couldn't disobey them so I duly went. What i didn't expect though, was that the younger teacher of the two was already wearing...

Or such, at least, was what I once imagined my first time would be like. It wasn't. She was great, lovely girl. But I was nervous and clumsy and the whole thing just didn't do much for me. Quite a dissapointment. :shame:

SwordsMaster

08-21-2008, 08:27

But I was nervous and clumsy and the whole thing just didn't do much for me. Quite a dissapointment. :shame:

There are so many ways to turn that sentence... But there are children watching.:smash:

JR-

08-21-2008, 10:02

Explain? :inquisitive:

i was eighteen working in a bar before i started uni, she was a 21 year old student back home for the holidays.

she basically decided she wanted me as entertainment and i obviously had no objection. so with no intention of a relationship she basically screwed my brains out for the summer, then told me if i wanted more i would have to visit her uni digs.

i went, and it was an education. :egypt:

FactionHeir

08-21-2008, 10:40

Sounds like out of a movie. Lucky guy! ~:)

Galain_Ironhide

08-21-2008, 11:01

I was rather underage my first time - I was in first year high school and so was the girl. Her family had lived next door to mine for a few years, and one day we both realised we had developed in different ways...... then it was on. We carried on like that for about 6 months until nearly getting caught by my parents after school one day (technically we did - its just they caught us before the clothes were off - very lucky I guess). We stopped pretty much after that.

It took another four years later until my next encounter with a young philly. It was a great and all that I experienced it so young, but I do wish that I had of waited until I was older. Probably could have been that little more special.

Maybe a good lesson for you younger ones out there. There is plenty of life to live before worrying about the joys of this topic.

Peasant Phill

08-21-2008, 11:20

Although I can understand your opinion Galain, I do not share it.

I believe that age is only a minor factor in the experience that is 'the first time'. In my opinion, the atmosphere and emotions towards your partner are far more important. As long as you're 'ready', it doesn't matter how old you are for it to be a magical (for lack of a better word).

I don't regret my first being at age 15 eventhough it was anything but magical. I regret it being as painful for her but that isn't really anything I could do about it. Perhaps she wasn't ready but didn't outright say it (although I like to pretend I'm just wel hung).

My advice to orgahs here thinking of doing 'it' for the first time:
Make sure you're both ready, in the right mood and take you're time.
It also helps if your partner is somewhat experienced.

Moros

08-21-2008, 13:41

I think I just opened a Pandora's Box. I'm so happy. ~D

I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though...

What movie?

JR-

08-21-2008, 15:15

Sounds like out of a movie. Lucky guy! ~:)

i was lucky. :D

after she got bored with her toy i found my first 'proper' girlfriend; another uni girl about three years older than me, life has been a rollercoaster since that point.

Fragony

08-21-2008, 17:50

Compared to my friends I was rather late with 17 years, was on vacation in France and fell madly in love with a french girl. It was great really, bit awkward but was the first time for both of us. Really good memories.

a completely inoffensive name

08-24-2008, 02:56

Someone stickie this, I can't let such an entertaining thread such as this be pushed to page four.

Caius

08-24-2008, 03:12

I never done it.

BTW, WB PoC to the .org!

Lemur

08-24-2008, 03:15

Hey Mike, didja know you can subscribe to threads? I'm pretty sure it's an option. Consider it stickying for one, even though this is a thread about stickying for two.

a completely inoffensive name

08-24-2008, 03:24

Hey Mike, didja know you can subscribe to threads? I'm pretty sure it's an option. Consider it stickying for one, even though this is a thread about stickying for two.

But even if I subscribe to the thread its still going to be pushed off the front page for everyone else and forgotten about.

LittleGrizzly

08-24-2008, 03:28

But even if I subscribe to the thread its still going to be pushed off the front page for everyone else and forgotten about.

Then you will have to think of novel and entertaining ways to bring the thread back to the front page without it being considered spam...

SwordsMaster

08-24-2008, 04:16

Haha, mine was with an american girl, who couldn't believe that the thing i fished out for her was a piece of 3000 year old amphora. Them yanks think their constitution is the oldest thing imaginable.

By fished of course, i mean i dived almost 20m which isn't easy task for a 16 year old.

Well worth it though.

Motep

08-24-2008, 04:54

Impresive dive! I bet when they made that fancy jar of theirs, they never imagined that 3000 years later it would lead to some youth getting lucky, as it were.

Decker

08-24-2008, 06:38

Have never done it :2thumbsup:

CountArach

08-24-2008, 08:35

Someone stickie this, I can't let such an entertaining thread such as this be pushed to page four.
Go to "Thread Tools" then "Sticky to the Top". This is a personal sticky so that you can always see it on the front page.

FactionHeir

08-24-2008, 13:06

Have never done it :2thumbsup:

And yet you are the Master of Babes. I bow to you :bow:

Abokasee

08-24-2008, 13:37

Havn't yet, however I will still contribute.

Some may be sickened
Are you sure?Dead Sure?Dead was a clue Y'knowGreat Grandad worked in a morgueThaught he'd have a go with a corpseIt wasnt his first time but it was certainly the only time he would do that!

Moros

08-24-2008, 15:49

Havn't yet, however I will still contribute.

Some may be sickened

You really are a ...err...quite a ....err....a peculiar guy.

The Stranger

08-24-2008, 16:40

my thoughts were, is this it? those damn lying bastards...

The Stranger

08-24-2008, 16:44

The Stranger

08-24-2008, 16:49

CountArach

08-24-2008, 22:51

And yet you are the Master of Babes. I bow to you :bow:
I think it helps in that regard :laugh4:

Decker

08-25-2008, 05:51

I think it helps in that regard :laugh4:
You think so ~;)

Sarathos

08-25-2008, 11:07

The funny thing about me is that I am a sex junkie. I really do believe I am addicted to sex but I have never done it before, crazy. Though I came very very very close, A relationship I had 4 years ago now, my first ever relationship, we were naked, we were both there and ready and she just looked at me and asked "Do you want to, Sarathos?" now no respect to my lovely ex-girlfriend, but it just felt wrong somehow. I think back now and kick myself because I will never know what it is like but I know I made the right decision in saying no because if i did say yes, although it would of happened, I know I would of regretted it.

We did do quite a bit of other stuff though, I must say we were nervous but we were comfortable with each other so it was ok.

4 years on and I have met another super fantastic woman and it is fast approaching our 1 year anniversary. I am very respectful and have no plans on doing it at all really, but if it happens, I know it will be right.

I do believe it helps if you are with my right woman, thats what I think anyway. I don't really regard 'it' as much but the first time is special and you only live life once.

One thing I will always remember is my first kiss, well my attempt at a kiss. I was so scared back then, but now when I look back all I can do is laugh.

Fragony

08-25-2008, 11:14

is it me or are dutch relatively fast with this? not you I mean but in general

Don't know, most of my friends were 12/13 at their first time, but at that age I was too occupied with Starwars.

edit, add a little tip for the anxious, let the lady go on top and do the work, can't screw up that way. Well you are screwing up of course but you get it.

CountArach

08-25-2008, 11:23

The funny thing about me is that I am a sex junkie. I really do believe I am addicted to sex but I have never done it before, crazy.
That makes you a male, right?

Adrian II

08-25-2008, 11:25

is it me or are dutch relatively fast with this? You can say that again. My first time was hasty, messy and much too fast. :laugh4:

We were laughing at our own clumsiness half the time though. Both sixteen years old, in the deserted attic of an old stable where we´d had a school party. I was worried that the condom I had bought would be far too big for junior.

Turned out that it wasn't. :smug:

Viking

08-25-2008, 11:26

That makes you a male, right?

Now I'd like a scientific study to point to. :clown:

Mithrandir

08-25-2008, 12:45

Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.

Reminds of that one movie...

https://img54.imageshack.us/img54/3486/kukmx8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img54.imageshack.us/img54/3486/kukmx8.25d7629aa4.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=54&i=kukmx8.jpg)

Peasant Phill

08-25-2008, 13:05

... but I know I made the right decision in saying no because if i did say yes, although it would of happened, I know I would of regretted it.

Why would you've regretted it?
You were both comfortable with each other. You were both willing (or at least she was).
Wanting it to be extra special will only result in a dissapointment. You're first time is almost garanteed to be special on its own.
I can appreciate you're unwillingness to pressure a girl into something she doesn't want to do, willingly or unwillingly, but I don't see what kept you back.

You're first time is a huge barrier, even more so for a girl. But once you've done 'it', it's more or less just a next step in a relationship. Heck, I had sex for the first time after 1 year of being in a relationship. We had sex after maybe 4 days in my second serious relationship.

Whatever happens you're almost guaranteed to NOT regret you're first time. You may have read the story of my first time, which was anything but magical. And still I don't regret that first time and I doubt you will regret your first time.

The Stranger

08-25-2008, 13:21

Don't know, most of my friends were 12/13 at their first time, but at that age I was too occupied with Starwars.

edit, add a little tip for the anxious, let the lady go on top and do the work, can't screw up that way. Well you are screwing up of course but you get it.

not when she is still a virgin, it does hurt alot for many girls the first time.

LittleGrizzly

08-25-2008, 13:30

One thing I will always remember is my first kiss, well my attempt at a kiss. I was so scared back then, but now when I look back all I can do is laugh.

I was nervous the first time i had sex but my first kiss was far more nerve racking, i think by the time i had sex i basically knew what i was doing, whereas when it came to my first kiss its was touch lips, insert tongue... ok can't usually see whats happening inside the mouths on this bit on the movies... just mimic the girl back....

Edit, TBH with my first time i was glad to get it over and done with, not so much get the sex over with but to get rid of my virginity and my nerves, it as after my first time i started to relax and enjoy it...

The Stranger

08-25-2008, 13:49

i was so young I cant barely remember my first kiss... I only know who it was with

Fragony

08-25-2008, 13:54

not when she is still a virgin, it does hurt alot for many girls the first time.

Well I only had one virgin and I was one myselve then, but it will hurt any woman no matter how many miles she got on the counter if you just shove it up cold. If you let her go on top you can let her take the lead and you are less likely to be the subject of redicule when it's a girls-only night. Hunt at the local horse stable if you are unsure they have been sufficiently tenderised by saddle-duty.

The Stranger

08-25-2008, 14:08

Well I only had one virgin and I was one myselve then, but it will hurt any woman no matter how many miles she got on the counter if you just shove it up cold. If you let her go on top you can let her take the lead and you are less likely to be the subject of redicule when it's a girls-only night. Hunt at the local horse stable if you are unsure they have been sufficiently tenderised by saddle-duty.

ah but you make a mistake here babe, YOU will ALWAYS be the SUBJECT of RIDICULE on a GIRLS night, but you are also the subject of adoration... untill you break up ofcourse, then you are either the devil or the loser, depending on who desides to end it...

Fragony

08-25-2008, 14:23

ah but you make a mistake here babe, YOU will ALWAYS be the SUBJECT of RIDICULE on a GIRLS night, but you are also the subject of adoration... untill you break up ofcourse, then you are either the devil or the loser, depending on who desides to end it...

So young so wise, just remember, Bokito ergo sum :beam:

The Stranger

08-25-2008, 14:26

hihi :P *makes a lot of monkey sounds and pounds his chest*

(about the on top thing, you are just one lazy dutch bastard :P)

Decker

08-25-2008, 19:05

Heh, nice story Sarathos. Sounds like you made the right decision.

Tho as for being a sex addict and never having sex...I think it's your hormones going animalistic on you... look at it this way, at least you don't have to worry about not being into having sex when you're married or whatever imho. You'll always be "wanting" it in a sense so you'll always be having a good sex life if you get hitched. That's how I look at it anyways so there's nothing to sweat about when ya get older :2thumbsup: hopefully anyways

Adrian II

08-25-2008, 19:07

https://img54.imageshack.us/img54/3486/kukmx8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)Freaking brilliant, my man. :bow:

CountArach

08-25-2008, 23:23

Reminds of that one movie...

https://img54.imageshack.us/img54/3486/kukmx8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img54.imageshack.us/img54/3486/kukmx8.25d7629aa4.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=54&i=kukmx8.jpg)
Mith wins the thread! :laugh4:

Adrian II

08-26-2008, 00:16

Mith wins the thread! :laugh4:I bet KukriKhan is busy right now photoshopping a 'Mith Busters' poster... :sneaky:

Martok

08-26-2008, 08:14

Mith wins the thread! :laugh4:
Indeed. That was pure genius. ~:cheers:

pevergreen

08-26-2008, 09:26

she just looked at me and asked "Do you want to Sarathos?"

I doubt she would have said Sarathos :tongue:

One thing I will always remember is my first kiss, well my attempt at a kiss. I was so scared back then, but now when I look back all I can do is laugh.

I'm with you there mate. I remember mine. T'was a glorious Sunday morning, your girlfriend and I decided to kiss. I have no idea why anymore though. Very nervewracking. I shall have to tell you the story about the first date I went on...man is that hilarious to look back on.:laugh4:

There is absoultey no subtle offence there, I am not trying to pay Sarathos or his girlfriend out, merely telling the truth. Somehow both of my previous girlfriends have moved on to go out with other .org members (Sarathos and Twilightblade) :laugh4:

Caius

08-26-2008, 22:03

Somehow both of my previous girlfriends have moved on to go out with other .org
This is the point that reminds me of the serious fighting each other guys.

Sarathos

08-27-2008, 09:57

Edit, TBH with my first time i was glad to get it over and done with, not so much get the sex over with but to get rid of my virginity and my nerves, it as after my first time i started to relax and enjoy it...
Yeah, that damn virginity...

There is absoultey no subtle offence there, I am not trying to pay Sarathos or his girlfriend out, merely telling the truth. Somehow both of my previous girlfriends have moved on to go out with other .org members (Sarathos and Twilightblade)
The truth is fine, and its probably better said then hidden. I have no problem with your or her past, you guys were in a relationship and you did what couples do...so you can relax.

Though it is kinda funny how you just 'decided' to kiss, I can just imagine. Pever "So, you wanna do it?", Said woman "Ok"
Btw, didn't you got out with 'X' first? Nothing happened there....?

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

08-27-2008, 17:02

So, Does doing it with Susie Q (Left Hand) And Jill (Right Hand) count?? :laugh4::laugh4:

Evil_Maniac From Mars

08-27-2008, 17:07

I'm just waiting for the first person to say Captain Left/Admiral Right. :book:

:laugh4:

And we have a winner!!!

:balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon:

So, Does doing it with Susie Q (Left Hand) And Jill (Right Hand) count?? :laugh4::laugh4:

spmetla

08-27-2008, 19:21

My Brigade was doing training at Fort Hunter Liggett and at the end of the training our unit let us on pass and bused us down to L.A. for a day. A few squad members and I were vocally expressing our desire to find some tail in the taxi ride from the motel to the mall which prompted the interest of our Vietnamese cab driver. He gave us his number and told us he'd take us to his favorite massage parlor that night.

Later that evening we called him up and he drove us to the place. The Madame was trying to figure out the age of me and another buddy (both 18) but gave up trying to read the military ID card (the old ones) and let us get girls. Had a Korean girl in her late 20s that didn't seem to understand much English at all. First half hour was just a massage and the second half hour she put the condom on me and got on top. Half hour of somewhat good yet awkward fun, time was up so get dressed, pay her and leave.

My junk didn't fall off or get weird crap growing on it so I guess it was a success.

EDIT: I also never got her name...

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

08-27-2008, 20:51

And we have a winner!!!

:balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon: :balloon:

Yay! What Do I Win? :balloon2::balloon2:

I used to touch this One Girl butt few years ago in 7th Grade. She didn't mind, closet I ever got to the "first time".

Somebody Else

08-27-2008, 21:01

Che Roriniho

09-02-2008, 09:05

I would like to declare to all that I brought a girl to climax before my first kiss. I have effectively won at life.
Wish she returned the favour though...

Incongruous

09-02-2008, 09:33

Nope, never done it, it's a shame really, I am told that many girls whom I like are always coming onto me at parties (those bottles of vodka mean nothing!) but I'm too much of an Englishmen (read into this what you like!) to take the step.

Fragony

09-02-2008, 09:35

When it comes to english women, obviously a case of not being drunk enough.

Incongruous

09-02-2008, 09:39

HAHA!
I have the better of you!
Since I am living in colonial exile at the moment.
Though I must say, I have met one English girl out here and she was the most charming girl I have ever met, no that does not mean she was good of personality but lost of physical attractiveness!