Unrealistic Tactics

[Abokasee]

Kinda ripped off my CN alliance forums (TGE)
These are the rules, you can pick 1000 infantry of any type, 100 vehicles of any type, 10 mythical creatures or wizards and the like, and 1 factory, then you describe how they'll win the battle against the above post, I shall begin

1000 SEVA suit STALKERS (No paticular faction)
100 Mammoth MKII
10 Hydras
1 Battle droid factory

The main forces would stay and guard the Battle droid factory till it produces 1500 Droids, then the droids shall attack, along side the Mammoth MKII's, then the Stalkers and hydras will split up, and flank the enemy.

[KarlXII]

1000 Vikings
100 Longboats
10 Vikings
1 Beer factory.

PILLAGE LOOT DRINK PILLAGE FIRE RAPE DESTROY DEATH BEER DEATH RAPE PILLAGE

[Veho Nex]

World War two American Marines

100 USS Missouri

10 Krackens

1 Rosy the riveter

Rosy makes weapons and more battle ships. Marines equiped with M1 garands and anti tank recoiless rifles. Kraken kills vikings before They ever land marines dig in and wait for backup

[Kralizec]

1,000 Sardaukar (http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Sardaukar)
100 troop transport 'thopters
10 hobbits
1 axlotl tank

The hobbits are sent from an unexpected direction as a diversion and will be massacred. Shortly afterwards the thopters will drop the Sardaukar at another location, kick the enemy's posterior and prove that science fiction is superior to fantasy. The axlotl tank will be used to revive old troops and produce new ones as necessary.

[Veho Nex]

1,000 Ninjas

100 B-52s armed with conventional and nuclear weapons

10 Count Draculas

1 Giant Fuel Depot

During the day, my B-52s would pound the crap out of the Marines and the Battleships, and at night my 10 Draculas would stalk about taking out high value targets while the Ninjas go after everyone else. The fuel depot would be for the B-52s.

:yes:

My krackens still control the sea

[edyzmedieval]

1000 extra pleasure condoms
100 drunk hot girls
10 guys
1 room with a lot of beds

~D

[Ferret]

1000 ferrets
100 Abokasee's
10 PKs
1 Spam factory

The Abokasee's will spam up all the girls and guys to distract them while the ferrets steal the condoms. The PKs will talk so much that everyone's head will explode and the spam factory is in case the Abokasee's get distracted.

[Reverend Joe]

1000 extra pleasure condoms
100 drunk hot girls
10 guys
1 room with a lot of beds

~D

:laugh4: Edyz wins!

[Motep]

1000 Clone Troopers
100 Mega flying tanky things
10 Motepian jedi
1 Porno Print Press

The press is to distract enemy soldiers, and the clones will swoop in on them and destroy them. The tanky things, will clear the oceans of enemy, while the Motepian Jedi swoop in and take out the enemy shock troops, aoded by the tanks and the clones as they finsih

[Kekvit Irae]

1000 chronic masturbators
100 pedophile vans
10 sane Tom Cruises
1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.

[Martok]

10 sane Tom Cruises

Surely this is a contradiction? :inquisitive:

[Motep]

1000 chronic masturbators
100 pedophile vans
10 sane Tom Cruises
1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.

That it would.

[Craterus]

1000 Ewoks
100 Spartans
10 immortal beings
1 deadly virus

[Motep]

1000 Ewoks
100 Spartans
10 immortal beings
1 deadly virus


:inquisitive:

[Kekvit Irae]

Surely this is a contradiction? :inquisitive:

That's why it's listed as a mythological beast. :tongueg:

[Martok]

Ah, right. My bad. :bow:

[Veho Nex]

1000 madagascar draftees
100 Hazmat tanks
10 Immortal banishing fiends
1 Closed ports of madagascar

[Abokasee]

1000 Texans
100 Giant Armoured Truck things... harleys? i've no idea, im going stupid. Cyborg Texans
10 Strike for the South clones ... ok a lame excuse for more texans.
1 Gun and Munitions factory... With mexican factory workers strangely enough.

TEXANS! ATTACK!

[Motep]

1000 Hillbillys
100 Tractors
10 Ringleaders
1 Liquor still

Should keep them going for a while. Most of them will survive...if they dont manage to win.

[Abokasee]

1000 Members of the Wu'tang clan
100 A-Bombers with that guy from Dr.Strangelove riding it
10 Black Emo Lesbian Midgets
1 Owl Sancutary

Welcome, too Operation Mind-:daisy:

[Conqueror]

1000 Zerglings
100 Humongous mechas piloted by 14-year-old Japanese kids
10 Vengeful gods
1 Pwnage factory

Battle plan:
Zerglings do the zergrush omg kekekekeke!
Mechas prance around and fire oversized guns / swing oversized swords.
Vengeful gods "hit it"... with their fists.
Factory produzes oodles of pwnage.

[Motep]

1000 Computer Geeks
100 Vans decked out to resemble U.S.S Enterprise (the star trek ship)
10 Proffesional Korean Starcraft players
1 Video game factory

Let the game of nerds...begin!

[KarlXII]

1000 heavy metal singers
100 grunge drummers
10 huge amps
1 Pink Floyd almbum

[The Stranger]

1000 Spamwarriors
100 BeirutAxe-seeking missiles
10 XXXXXXXXXXL Joints
1 The Stranger

Tactic: Just make sure you guys make enough threads to keep up.

[Conqueror]

10 Proffesional Korean Starcraft players


These are not mythical beings...

[Caius]

1000 Samurai's
100 Banshees with Nuclear Weapons
10 Harry Potters (!)
1 US Tactic Base

I think I don't have to explain it.

[Motep]

These are not mythical beings...

I beg to differ

1000 stormtroopers
100 uber flying tanks
10 Yodas
1 fudge factory

I will fatten your troops with loads of fudge, and make them easy prey for my armies.

[Abokasee]

1000 cyborg commandos
100 V3 Rocket launcher
10 Spawns of Cthulhu
1 AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTORIES!!!!!!!

The V3 rockets would bombard the enemy with V3 rockets, with a tiberian scatter shards (so tiberian/um fields are created), then the Cyborg commandos would move forward to fight in the enemies in the tiberian fields, so that there enemies would take damage whilst they would be healed, the SoC (Spawns of Cthulhu) will simply wreak havoc upon the enemy, the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTORIES!!!! will simply just fill the air with noise.

[The Stranger]

1000 green and blue legionary cohorts
100 urban cohort tanks
10 arcani gladiators
1 RTW Factory

tactic, the factory will equip all the units with disks that have ahistorical games on it, which the units will use as a xena-throwingblade to kill the enemy, which will die from poisonous ahistorical facts if the initial blow wont kill them

[Motep]

1000 Armoured Leftist Monkey-goblins
100 Banshees
10 Giant Monkey Men
1 high end restaraunt

The food joint will distract your men with it's smells and wonder, and my monkeys will pick them off in their banshees. The giant monkey men will destroy your infrastructure.

[Reverend Joe]

1,000 gallons of Wild Turkey
+100 loaded guns of various sizes with spare ammo for each
+10 cars, all convertibles and very fast
+1 Hunter S. Thompson
= an unstoppable force of nature. :devilish:

[Motep]

You neglect to follow the rules....

1000 Nerds
100 Ford Pintos
10 Super Computers
1 Solid Snake robot that produces copies of the games as wel as replicating the fictional charachter


Anywho...the nerds will play games whilst the snak both distracts and kills everybody.

[Abokasee]

(In Brazil pinto is slang for a Tiny Penis)

1000 People with working ears and AK47's
100 of those sex education vans
10 cake monsters
1 cake bakery/w/e


The people with proper ears and AK47's will just shoot snake, because he has loud clunky shoes, the sex ed vans will just be there for a distraction, the cake monsters would be used to guard the cake bakery

[Faust|]

1000 hungry eunuchs armed with dinnerware and earplugs
100 pickup trucks
10 banshees (a few with electric guitars and amps with cheap distortion, the rest... vocalists)
1 stage with low-budget lighting effects and concomitant audience in black T-shirts with various band names on the front

The banshees will begin playing loud and incessant death metal, which will mentally break the men with working ears and AK-47's (extra damage done if they have brown skin). The eunuchs, hungry and packed into the back of the pickups, will then follow up with a lightning fast frontal onslaught, breaching the lines of the broken riflemen and setting upon the cake monsters with their dinnerware. The eunuchs will then blow up the sexual education vans for good measure.