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Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 07:45
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Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool


The DOOP Flagship Nimbus is patrolling the Oort Cloud, defending the Sol System from possible invasion. Captain Zapp Brannigan, commander of the DOOP defensive fleet, is sitting in his captain's chair, crossing his legs ever so sexily.




Zapp Brannigan:
"Captain's Diary. Stardate: Friday, September 19th, 3008. We are currently patrolling the Oort Cloud, defending the Sol System from possible invasion. Captain Zapp Brannigan, commander of the DOOP defensive fleet, is sitting in his captain's chair, crossing his legs ever so sexily. Lieutenant, are there any space women out here in the Oort Cloud that need rescuing?"

Kif Kroker groans and rolls his eyes at his commanding officer.
"No, captain. This is a lifeless region filled with rocks and ice trapped in a distant orbit around the sun. Nothing can survive out here."

Zapp:
"So that means the space females, if they are indeed trapped out here, are mighty cold? Kif, I recommend that we begin a search pattern for any and all space women."

Kif:
"What about the men, sir?"

Zapp:
"I didn't know you were into that sort of thing, Kif; It explains so much. But that's OK, I have learned to accept and tolerate your choice of lifestyle. Very well... if there are any space men out here, you can have them."

Kif groans again and looks at the viewscreen.
"Captain, there appears to be a very large and threatening fleet of warships heading our way. They appear to be coming from the direction of Omicron Persei VIII."

Zapp:
"So, the Omicronians have finally made their move. Little do they realize that me, Zapp Brannigan, is about to defend the Sol System perimeter with the bold and daring tactics I have become famously for. Prepare to execute the Brannigan Maneuver, Lieutenant."

Kif:
"There is no Brannigan Maneuver, sir. And the Omicronians have opened fire. Permission to raise deflector shields?"

Zapp:
"Negative, lieutenant. We need all the power we can muster if we are going to destroy the Omicronian Fleet single-handedly."

Half of the Starship Nimbus has been obliterated in a single volley of disruptor fire. All defensive and offensive systems have gone offline. Life Support is failing, and most of the crew is dead or being blown into space.

Zapp:
"I see the Omicronians have underestimated me. Status report, Ensign Kif?"

Kif groans.
"Actually, sir, I'm Lieutenant Kif. Half of the the ship has been obliterated in a single volley of disruptor fire. All defensive and offensive systems have gone offline. Life Support is failing, and most of the crew is dead or being blown into space."

Zapp:
"They're playing right into my hands! The Omicronians are more foolish than I thought. Ensign Kif, fire up the dark matter engines, and prepare to jump to warp speed. We will ram their entire fleet, one at a time, until they are all destroyed. I'll be in the escape pod if you need me."

Kif groans once again.

Later....





Planet: Earth
Location: Democratic Order Of Planets Headquarters, Weehauken New Jersey.


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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth addresses the assembled guests, and fellow Planet Express employees.

"Good News, Everyone! Professor Ogden Wernstrom and I have been working together to develop a defensive energy shield which will protect the entire planet Earth from being destroyed by an orbital bombardment. Just in time, because we've received an emergency transmission from the Starship Nimbus, reporting that 10,083 Omicronian Death Ships are en route to the Sol System, on a course which will bring them within 100 kilometers of Earth."

The Neutral Planet Ambassador stands to speak.
"This is no cause for alarm. Surely if we surrender and declare neutrality, they will respect our sovereignty or enslave us all. We might also be destroyed in an orbital bombardment. Therefore I recommend we take no offensive or defensive action, and go to Gray Alert."

Professor Farnsworth:
"Nonsense. We must take action! I recommend to the DOOP Council that we raise this new deflector shield. Until the energy field is fully charged up, it will only protect a small portion of the surface, beginning with DOOP headquarters. Here, professor Wernstrom and I will be working to finish construction on my latest invention, the Planetary Defense Anti-Orbital Bombardment Freem Tachyon Ion Disruptor Cannon."

The entire assembly seems shocked and worried, and audibly gasps.

Farnsworth:
"However, because it's such a ridiculously long name, we've shortened it to Freem Cannon."

The entire assembly breathes a sigh of relief. Just then, the charred remains of the Nimbus crashes into the Assembly Hall, and Zapp Brannigan and Kif Kroker are thrown free of the ship and directly into the masses of assembled guests.

Kif Kroker:
"The Omicronians... they're here! They've already begun orbital bombardment!"

The crew of the Planet Express ship, delegates from the Democratic Order of Planets, assembled Robot Guests, and visiting dignitaries from other worlds have all gathered at DOOP Headquarters in a final stand against the invasion fleet from Omicron Persei VIII.

However, the Omicronians have turned one of these people against the others in an attempt to undermine the deflector shield, Earth's last line of defense. This Omicronian Agent will begin to assassinate one DOOP citizen every night, until none remain standing. The task of all those who have not been placed under Omicronian control is to root out and destroy the Omicronian Agent, and any who might be assisting him.

Town notes:
If Professor Farnsworth is killed, he will be unable to finish building the Freem Cannon, which is the only weapon which will allow the DOOP (Town) to fight back against the Omicronian Fleet. In the meantime, the Omicronians will begin bombarding the deflector shield, and if the Omicronian agent (Mafia) is not stopped, he will kill everyone at DOOP headquarters, and manually deactivate the deflector shield, allowing the Omicronians to conquer planet Earth.

Town Win Conditions:
1. Either destroy all Omicronian agents and their allies, or
2. Activate the Freem Cannon, once constructed, and obliterate the Omicronian Fleet.

Mafia notes:
Not everyone needs to be killed in order for Mafia to win. Obviously Professor Farnsworth is a priority, but if he dies, someone else will take his place. If everyone who is capable of resisting the Omicronians are destroyed, Town loses, regardless of how many townies remain.

Mafia Win Conditions:
1. Either prevent the activation of the Freem Cannon, or
2. Destroy all who oppose the Omicronian High Command.

Third Party notes:
At any given time, the moderator will activate hidden attributes in your character. You will receive a PM detailing your new orders.

Third Party Win conditions:
1. Either join Town in destroying the Omicronian Agents and their allies, or
2. Join the Omicronian Agents and their allies, and survive, or
3. Be the last one standing.

______________________________

Rules:

Stolen wholesale from Makaikhaan's Spirit Mafia.


NO QUOTING HOST'S PMS, NO QUOTING CHATLOGS, NO SCREENSHOTS, NO ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS, AND NO TRANSLATING HOST'S PM'S-You may quote PM's from other players. You may claim whatever you want, including role name, so long as you don't quote my PM's word for word, or very close to word for word. Also, you cannot reveal victory conditions. Period.

The dead cannot reveal anything, including previous night actions, but they may participate as much as they want to contribute to general discussion. The dead also may not communicate outside the thread in any way, shape, or form relating to this game, be it via PM, chat, quicktopic, or other. Please do not PM the dead as well, to avoid any confusion.

I do not allow Vote: No Lynch as an option. Period.

If you wish to take back a vote, you CANNOT do it by editing a previous post. I will not count it. Period. You must unvote:playerX in order to recant the previous vote. In order to vote for someone, you must do so in the usual Vote:makaikhaan style. Votes must be bolded, for reference.

Other rules: The moderator is bound by the original role PM's sent out, however there is at least one role with a variable alignment. Their alignment may change at my discretion. Basically, if you get really lucky and capture the Omicronian agent on night one, the game continues. However, it is not futile to attempt to capture the Omicronian agent on night one, because that eliminates a possible agent.

If you need to drop out, please private message me, and I will find an alternate for you or use Random.org to play your character for you. Although players may be banished from the game by the Wrath of Hypnotoad, characters will not be.

Suicide/Vote:Abstain/Non-posting is not allowed.

Cheating (definition determined by moderator's judgment) is not allowed. If any cheating occurs, players will be ejected from the game. No hard feelings.

Breaches of protocol may be forgiven if brought to my attention.

Running tallies are allowed and encouraged, messing with the tally will result in a warning. A second error will result in being ejected from the game.

Players Signed Up:

Aries777777
Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
SwedishFish
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring
Makaikhaan
Pevergreen
Woad&Fangs

Glyphz (standby)

Characters:

Philip J Fry
Turanga Leela
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Professor Hubert J Farnsworth
Dr. John A Zoidberg
Amy Wong
Hermes Conrad
Zapp Brannigan
Kif Kroker
Scruffy the Janitor
Flexo the Bending Robot
Neutral President
Morbo the Human-hating Alien
Robot Santa
Malfunctioning Eddy

Roles:

Town may or may not have a vigilante.
Town may or may not have an investigator.
Town has blocking and defending roles.
Mafia has a defending role, and the ability to kill at least one per night.
Third Party players have a defensive special ability, and variable alignment.
Town, Mafia, and Third Party all have special victory conditions.

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Game begins when the final player checks in or I declare the game has begun. Day One ends 48 hours after the final player checks in or I declare the game has begun. Everyone must check in by posting in this thread once.

Night phases will be a maximum of 24 hours, however, night phases may end prematurely if I have all the kills and actions received. Email me at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com if you have any questions. I prefer to receive all game-related communications at this email address. If you simply refuse to use email, I will grudgingly accept private messages.

Town can choose to end their 48 hour phase early by voting in a majority to end it early, so long as everyone has voted. (Use: near the end of the game, when only a few players are left and have already voted.

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Read this post in it's entirety before playing the game.

Finally, have fun!

By the way... the second set of win conditions for town are bogus.

Omanes Alexandrapolites
09-19-2008, 08:23
Checking in!

Hope you don't mind me asking, but is this a replacement for Simpson's mafia or is it going to be a totally different game all together?

Thanks ~:)

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 08:30
This is a replacement for the Mini Simpsons Mafia Part Deux. Which was itself a mafia game for all those anxiously waiting for the Large Simpsons Mafia: The Full Monty game. That one is going to take a while to come up in the queue.

Most everyone I asked thought it would be neat to try a Futurama theme. I think everyone will enjoy this game. I can always queue up another Mini Simpsons Mafia if we are still waiting forever for the large one.

14 player check-ins remaining before we can begin.

Paradox
09-19-2008, 08:46
Checking in.

Looks fun, thanks for making this, pizzaguy.

Beefy187
09-19-2008, 08:52
This is Beefy, checking in

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 08:54
Thanks, Fahad, and Beefy for checking in. 12 Player check-ins remaining before the game can begin.

I would appreciate it if those playing the game would assist me in finding alternates, in case anyone drops out. Most of the people on my friends list have already been contacted, and I'm running out of options.

shlin28
09-19-2008, 10:06
... Do I really have to check in? I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE START TO THE GAME!

:clown:

Hehe, only joking, I just want to get this game started thats all :bow:

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 10:08
@Shlin

Me too! I just need to find out if there are any inactive players, and make sure everyone has found the thread and read the rules.

ALL ROLE PMS HAVE BEEN SENT.

Beefy187
09-19-2008, 10:26
We'll wait patiently then:beam:

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 10:28
11 more to go! 11 more to go! :cheerleader:

That's the last time I put on that outfit for you, Beefy.

glyphz
09-19-2008, 10:35
sub player checking in.

Will gladly offer 'seat' to anyone who expresses their interest to join in. :bow:

Quintus.JC
09-19-2008, 11:27
I am here now. ~:)

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 11:35
Great to have you guys aboard. 9 more to go...

Also need a townie to volunteer to switch roles with someone.

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 11:44
Perfect solution. QJC, you're now taking Glyphz' character, and vice versa.

Glyphz is a sub, waiting for a permanent player anyway.

seireikhaan
09-19-2008, 14:06
Checking in.

pevergreen
09-19-2008, 14:36
Alright, I'm checking in already.

As for the outfit...the box says...no.

Ferret
09-19-2008, 16:25
:balloon2:

Kralizec
09-19-2008, 18:15
Check.

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 18:51
5 more to go! :balloon: :balloon2: :balloon3: :balloon: :balloon2: :balloon3: :balloon: :balloon2: :balloon3:

Thermal
09-19-2008, 20:19
check

KarlXII
09-19-2008, 23:17
Reporting.

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 23:50
Waiting on Chaotix27, Lord Winter, and El Diablo to check in, if I'm not mistaken.







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More to go.

Lord Winter
09-19-2008, 23:51
I'll be gone until sunday I'll leave it up to you if want to replace me or allow me to be inactive.

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2008, 23:54
Hence why we need standby players... hehehe

If you'd like, place a vote now. Otherwise I'll use random.org to sub for you. :smash:

Just be sure you come back to us Lord Winter. Should be a fun game.


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More to go.

Chaotix
09-20-2008, 00:33
I'm here.

Askthepizzaguy
09-20-2008, 00:34
1111111111111

More to go.

Thermal
09-20-2008, 00:38
el diablo lives in new zealand no? maybe we should start now, he might not check in for a while and i dont think he'd mind, but your choice obviously

Askthepizzaguy
09-20-2008, 00:45
Very good point. If El Diablo does not check in, the daylight time will be extended past the 48 hours.

It is now 18:45 my time, The game has begun, and Day One ends when it is 19:00, September 21st, my time.

That translates to 23:45 GMT on the 19th the game has begun, and 00:00 GMT Midnight of the 22nd GMT.




Gooooooo!

Thermal
09-20-2008, 01:33
vote:pevergreen


...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkikikiki

code error #9/6654#;--/
---pevergreen recognised as naughty---


system overload-------

your stocking will be empty this year you naughty pevergreen, you will self destruct imminantly---must destroy all naughty existance

''[]]]0--//565667lllp]=+(!!!

Beefy187
09-20-2008, 01:37
Vote:Aries

Wellyourveryeagertostartvotingandyouknowitsmeantovoteforsomeonerightaway.blahblahblahblah.

Overheating system...:furious3::dizzy2::skull:

Askthepizzaguy
09-20-2008, 01:40
*ducks*

I think we need a robot repair man in here :laugh2:

Thermal
09-20-2008, 01:41
beefy has commited sucidal offense, beefy is naughty for outcasting me!!!!-u- r- a-n -i-d-i-o-t
don't anger -----or i will fill your candy cane with morphine0-----0p/;;'''############################################################################################### #################################################################################################### #################################################################################################### #################################################################################################### #################################################################################################### #####

KarlXII
09-20-2008, 01:47
Vote: Fahad I

glyphz
09-20-2008, 02:10
Scruffy believes in Planet Express

Vote:SwedishFish

Scruffy thinks plain vote posts are suspicious

pevergreen
09-20-2008, 02:46
Whats with the voting already?

Ill be back later, Im getting fed today!

Quintus.JC
09-20-2008, 12:15
Vote: Shlin

Morbo enjoys watching puny humans suffer. :alien:

Askthepizzaguy
09-20-2008, 12:19
There certainly are a lot of colorful characters :yes:

shlin28
09-20-2008, 12:44
Vote: Shlin

Morbo enjoys watching puny humans suffer. :alien:

Who says I am a human? I am Lrrr, Ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!

:clown:

*Strokes my triangular goatee* Your show disturbs me...

So I'll just Vote: QCJ

Ferret
09-20-2008, 12:55
So who wants me to vote for them? We are voting for president right?

Quintus.JC
09-20-2008, 14:49
Who says I am a human? I am Lrrr, Ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!

:clown:



Not human, why didn't you just say so then my alien friend. :yes:

Unvote: Shlin
Vote: Makaikhaan

Die human die! :skull:

seireikhaan
09-20-2008, 15:42
Not human, why didn't you just say so then my alien friend. :yes:

Unvote: Shlin
Vote: Makaikhaan

Die human die! :skull:
Vote: Quintus

Watch who you're calling a meatbag, meatbag. :smoking:

Chaotix
09-20-2008, 16:42
I an I tinks dis place be heatin up real fast, man. Vote: shlin

shlin28
09-20-2008, 16:44
Jumping on my bandwagon eh?

Time to get bent! :chucks:

Unvote: QCJ, Vote: makaikhaan

Edit: This is aimed at Makaikhaan...

Thermal
09-20-2008, 17:25
Tally of the naughtyist people here!
makaikhaan,2
shlin,1
Quintus,1
SwedishFish,1
Fahad I,1
pevergreen,1
(aries,1)

shlin28
09-20-2008, 18:03
Chaotix, would you mind explaining your vote for me?

KarlXII
09-20-2008, 18:16
Oh....jeez....sorry sir.....

Unvote: Fahad I
Vote: Whoever is Zapp

Kralizec
09-20-2008, 22:22
Vote: Quintus

Executing all the aliens seems like a good plan.

Thermal
09-20-2008, 22:40
Vote: Quintus

Executing all the aliens seems like a good plan.

Fenring is a confirmed naughty, alert alert! all he'll be getting this year is frostbite! I'll shove coal so far up your stocking that you'll be coffing up diamonds!

unvote:pevergreen
vote:fenring

6#7--[/---
and remember this, you will all die a horrible death! merry christmas!

Ferret
09-20-2008, 23:09
I say we kill the robots, they're all evil.

vote:evil santa (Aries)

pevergreen
09-21-2008, 00:03
Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time.

Vote: EF

Aries fed me. Stop it!

Thermal
09-21-2008, 00:20
I say we kill the robots, they're all evil.

vote:evil santa (Aries)

malfunction z7pzo

my----zoigberg---
dr zoig---buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
9999((((((

system spazam with every vote-----zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2008, 00:43
:laugh4:

I just want to say, those of you who are roleplaying your characters are doing an excellent job. This is hilarious. I came home and I read it all in one sitting and now my sides hurt.

Go meatbags! Go meatbags!! :cheerleader:

KarlXII
09-21-2008, 00:46
OOC: Yeah, common you lurkers, time to vote!

Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2008, 00:57
I wouldn't worry about the lurkers too much. If they don't post or vote I will banish them from the game via the WRATH OF HYPNOTOAD!!!



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/untitled.jpg

glyphz
09-21-2008, 01:41
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiVYjRbZMe0)
ALL GLORY TO THE HYNOTO-


Eeeh? Wha-?
...
Now where did Scruffy place this month's National Pornographics?

Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2008, 05:49
You have 18 hours. Everyone make a post/vote please.

KarlXII
09-21-2008, 06:35
Sorry....disregard the previous vote....Vote:Fahad I....

Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2008, 15:38
Greetings, friends. This is your host speaking. I have a couple of things I wish to discuss which are matters of some importance.

Firstly, Lord Winter, Fahad I, El Diablo, and Omanes Alexandrapolites, I need votes from you all.
El Diablo has not signed on since the game began, so the first day may be extended.

Secondly, due to something outside the realm of this game, SwedishFish is now inactive and cannot continue. I'd really like a replacement for him. Anyone will do, as long as they post/vote.

Thirdly, although I could easily just WOH him, I put a lot of effort into designing this game and the characters. So until a real sub player can be found to replace him (and Glyphz, who was only ever supposed to be a sub player) I'm going to sub for SwedishFish's character.

To make it fair, all my votes/actions to be determined by random.org. Then I will post in this thread my (useless) rationalization for those actions as best I can. Yeah, it's pretty stupid, but I'd rather not lose characters in the game over silly things unrelated to the game.

If anyone has any questions, comments, or objections, please PM me. SwedishFish's vote remains the same.
__________________


EDIT: Several players have requested an extension. Granted. You have an additional 24 hours past the current deadline.

__________________

EDIT 2: Glyphz, who only signed up as a sub, has been relieved by WoadandFangs. I will continue to sub for SwedishFish until he returns.

El Diablo
09-21-2008, 20:36
Sorry had a big weekend - checking in and voting Omanes - because - meh!

Askthepizzaguy
09-22-2008, 01:07
Aries777777
Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
SwedishFish Askthepizzaguy (Temporary Sub)
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring
Makaikhaan
Pevergreen
Glyphz Woad&Fangs (permanent player)

Glyphz (standby)



Updated player list. SwedishFish should return soon, and Woad&Fangs is replacing Glyphz as Glyphz returns to standby status.

Thanks Woad and Glyphz for your contributions! Woad, you may change Scruffy's vote or leave it as it is.

glyphz
09-22-2008, 01:50
Starting LURKE-, er, STANDBY MODE. :The end:

woad&fangs
09-22-2008, 02:49
Scruffy agrees with the vote of Scruffy.

Paradox
09-22-2008, 17:27
Vote: Evil Santa (Aries777)

It's not Christmas.

shlin28
09-22-2008, 21:41
MAKAIKHAAN MUST BE THE INFILTRATOR! HIS INACTIVITY PROVES IT!

...

Unvote: Makaikhaan

Vote: Eliteferret

So you want to kill all robots eh? :inquisitive: *Prepares my bending arm for some serious bending*

Thermal
09-22-2008, 22:16
unvote:fenring
vote: Elite Ferret

EF is yet another confirmed naughty, he called me evil! *sobs*

now die!!!
yes you chuppy ferret the only present ill be throwing at you this year is a rock infested snowball! and hope it hurts!
you naughty naughty naughty ;) ferret

Ferret
09-22-2008, 22:31
unvote:fenring
vote: Elite Ferret

EF is yet another confirmed naughty, he called me evil! *sobs*

Well spluh, you are evil. And you didn't bold your votes you silly robot.

Lord Winter
09-23-2008, 00:42
Vote: Shilin

All caps = bad

:)

Askthepizzaguy
09-23-2008, 02:54
Aries777777.................... Elite Ferret
Shlin28........................... Elite Ferret
Elite Ferret...................... Aries777777
Chaotix27.........................Shlin28
Lord Winter.......................Shlin28
Beefy187 .........................Aries777777
El Diablo .........................Omanes Alexandrapolites
SwedishFish......................Fahad I
Fahad I ..........................Aries777777
Omanes Alexandrapolites.....No Vote Yet
Quintus.JC........................Makaikhaan
Fenring............................Quintus.JC
Makaikhaan......................Quintus.JC
Pevergreen.......................Elite Ferret
Glyphz/Woad&Fangs...........SwedishFish

Player..............................vote


Total votes

Elite Ferret (3)
Aries777777 (3)
Shlin28 (2)
Quintus.JC (2)
Omanes Alexandrapolites (1)
Fahad I (1)
Makaikhaan (1)


Well some people should change their votes to avoid a double lynch of a townie the first night. That's definitley not in town's best interest.

Omanes has the tiebreaking vote. Hurry up and vote, Omanes.

:tick tock:

pevergreen
09-23-2008, 05:29
One on claw, EF, on the other Aries.

Why my uncle Harold would say "..."

Unvote: EF, Vote: Aries

Askthepizzaguy
09-23-2008, 09:37
Elite Ferret (2)
Aries777777 (4)
Shlin28 (2)
Quintus.JC (2)
Omanes Alexandrapolites (1)
Fahad I (1)
Makaikhaan (1)

After roughly 80 hours of Day One, I need to move the game along.

Begin night phase. Everyone with a skill/activity which requires sending me an email, please do so. I'll give you 24 hours or more to use your actions.

Night One

Askthepizzaguy
09-23-2008, 10:36
Day One:

Locked inside the maximum-security cargo hold of the DOOP headquarters, there exists a menace. Contained here since his last X-mas raid against the citizens of Earth, the Neptunian robot's CPU has been working overtime, calculating a list of all those who are deemed naughty or nice. Thusfar, only Zoidberg has managed to make this robot's "nice" list. Everyone else has been targeted for destruction and punishment. Robot Santa was in the process of charging his power cells in preparation for another night of slaying and firing missiles from his toe, when suddenly the duranium doors slid open and the transphasic force field was deactivated.

There stood Professor Hubert Farnsworth and Doctor John Zoidberg. Robot Santa eyed both of them, and just as he was about to fire plasma beams, he suddenly disengaged.

"Zoidberg!" exclaimed Robot Santa in greeting. His terrifying scowl softened and he returned to "nice Santa" mode.

Zoidberg: "Ro-but Santa, it's nice to see you. Did you get my X-mas wish list?"

Santa: "Yes, my hard-shelled friend. I understand you wanted Earth to repel the attack by the Omicronians. Unfortunately Santa has been a little tied up, because some very naughty humanoids trapped me in here. I'm afraid I can't help you find the Omicronian agent."

Professor Farnsworth: "Santa, I presume you know why were are here?"

Robot Santa: "The vote was held today, and the naughty ones have decided to terminate Santa. They are going to be getting a lot of coal in their stocking this year."

Zoidberg: "True, true... but! What would X-mas be without Ro-but Santa? You're not going to be harmed, my friend. We're just going to be deactivated until the agent is caught."

Robot Santa: "So... you're not going to kill Santa?"

Professor Farnsworth: "Oh heavens, no! When this crisis is over, they fully intend to free everyone who has been incapacitated by the DOOP committee vote. If you'll allow me, I'm just going to remove your positronic brain's autonomy mechanism temporarily. You'll get it back!"

Robot Santa: "If it must be done, then so be it. I just have one last request."

Zoidberg: "You name it."

Robot Santa: "Robot Santa wishes to continue his quest to rid the world of naughtiness. Find the Omicronian agent, and send him down here to me for his punishment."

Farnsworth: "It will be done. Robot Santa, deactivate all weapons systems and disarm security protocols. Disengage autonomy mechanism, and activate screen saver; Flying Toasters."

Robot Santa's red poofball hat opens up to reveal his main processor, and the autonomy assembly extracts itself from the drive. Robot Santa is now in hibernation mode.

Zoidberg: "Do you think this is right professor? Robot Santa may have been a mass-murdering, psychotic destroyer of worlds, but he seemed fully committed to the fight against the Omicronians."

Farnsworth: "I agree, Doctor Zoidberg. Robot Santa wanted nothing more than to judge us all with his damaged morality circuits, and then systematically destroy every living being who did not live up to his outrageously high moral standards, but no more so than any major organized religion. I frankly don't see the harm in leaving him activated, but the DOOP council members have spoken."

Zoidberg: "Justice through democracy? What a strange concept. On my home planet, justice as you call it did not exist. We simply accepted the harsh and unforgiving rule of anyone who had a larger and more pronounced dorsal fin. It served our society well for over 17 billion generations."

Farnsworth: "That may be so, Doctor Zoidberg, but Earth is one of the few planets in the cosmos to try democracy as a form of government. Either we give it a try, or we surrender to the conquerors at our doorstep."

Zoidberg: "I assume you mean the Omicronians?"

Farnsworth: "The wha? What Omicronians? And what is Robot Santa doing here?"

Zoidberg and Farnsworth leave the cargo hold, and secure the doors. Robot Santa is left inactive, in the dark... hopefully, the DOOP council chose wisely to deactivate him, or there will be an assassination tonight.



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/robotsanta.jpg
In memoriam, Robot Santa.

_______________________________________

Player list:

Still Active:

Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
Askthepizzaguy
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring
Makaikhaan
Pevergreen
Woad&Fangs

Inactive:

Aries777777 Deactivated by DOOP, Day One.

Omanes Alexandrapolites
09-23-2008, 13:06
Sorry I didn't vote guys. Have been a little tied up lately ~:(

Thermal
09-23-2008, 16:48
:wall::sweatdrop::no::shame::thumbsdown:

the dead can still post right? robot santa isnt dead yet, you naughty gits will all be blasted into oblivion before long! so much for reverse psychology, guess i should lurk in future games...

seireikhaan
09-23-2008, 17:55
What a sad day for robot-kind...




Oh well. I'm still alive! I'M THE GREATEST! WOOHOO! :smoking:

Askthepizzaguy
09-23-2008, 18:14
Sorry I didn't vote guys. Have been a little tied up lately ~:(

You are forgiven. I checked, you were totally inactive since you joined, which means you weren't lurking or ignoring this game. As such, there will be no Wrath of Hypnotoad.

I hate to use that option, so just be sure, if you're going to be inactive for any period, you PM me so I can sub for your character, ok?




:wall::sweatdrop::no::shame::thumbsdown:

the dead can still post right? robot santa isnt dead yet, you naughty gits will all be blasted into oblivion before long! so much for reverse psychology, guess i should lurk in future games...

I've noticed town doesn't tend to lynch lurkers, for whatever reason. It might be a good strategy! I hate to say that, because it ruins the game.



What a sad day for robot-kind...

Oh well. I'm still alive! I'M THE GREATEST! WOOHOO! :smoking:

Don't hold your breath, tin can.

:clown:

Reminder: I need actions from all those with actions, please.

KarlXII
09-23-2008, 23:31
Back, :2thumbsup:

Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2008, 02:57
I believe I have all the night actions from people. I should be able to do the write-ups soon and get the game moving to Day Two.

No objections?

Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2008, 03:29
Night one:


Bender stood in pitch black darkness, guarding the unfinished Freem Cannon in the Anterior Astronomical Annex of DOOP headquarters. His robotic eyes were set to infrared scan mode, checking the hallway for any signs of activity. Humanity's hope lay upon the powerful weapon.

Bender saw nothing, but heard a metallic scraping noise.

"Halt! Who goes there! Show yourself, scumbag! Hands up, I have you completely surrounded on one side! Who's there, anyway?"

The infrared scan revealed no traces of heat. Bender switched to wide electromagnetic scan mode. On both sides of him, he saw a powerful buildup of electric activity.

Bender: "Aha! Got you, slimeball! Prepare to be Bender-ified!"

But it was too late. The large electromagnets became active, and slammed into Bender. The magnetic waves coarsed through Bender's metal body, and began to scramble his circuits. His speech centers shut down and he began singing folk songs.

"Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care! Jimmy Crack Corn and Bender don't care!!! ASDGHFDKJKJJKSJKJHJHBBBBBVV...one one zero zero one zero one one one zero zero zero one one one zero one zero zero one zero one.... two."

The Omicron agent revealed himself to Bender as his cognitive functions broke down.

Bender, in surprise: "zero one zero one zero one...."

But Bender fell to the ground... and his memory was erased by the magnetic radiation. His shiny metal "buns" was found the next morning, with bite marks engraved in it.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/3462769721.jpg

Rest in Pieces, my robotic friend. In memoriam, Bender Bending Rodriguez.

_________________________

Meanwhile, the vigilante observed the entire event on a security monitor, hoping to see the identity of Bender's attacker. However, because there was not enough information, the vigilante chose to leave all the suspects alive tonight.

_________________________

The investigator completed all actions against the target, and was able to determine the identity and alignment of one of the suspects.

DOOP's future seemed uncertain, but they were making progress....


__________________________

Still Active-

Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
SwedishFish
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring
Pevergreen
Woad&Fangs

Inactive

Aries777777- Deactivated by DOOP, Day One
Makaikhaan- Destroyed by electromagnet (Omicron Agent), Night One

Begin Day Two

KarlXII
09-24-2008, 03:34
Vote:Pevergreen

If anyone here would bite a shiny metal [vulgarity removed], we know who.

Lord Winter
09-24-2008, 03:37
Vote: El Diablo

Because I have no one else to go by.

seireikhaan
09-24-2008, 03:41
Someone's pending for a bending... :thumbsdown: :smoking:

woad&fangs
09-24-2008, 04:15
MAKAIKHAAN MUST BE THE INFILTRATOR! HIS INACTIVITY PROVES IT!

...

Unvote: Makaikhaan

Vote: Eliteferret

So you want to kill all robots eh? :inquisitive: *Prepares my bending arm for some serious bending*

I believe that Scruffy has caught you in a lie :wink:

Shlin28

woad&fangs
09-24-2008, 04:18
That was supposed to say vote: Shlin28

This has been a message from scruffy....the janitor

Lord Winter
09-24-2008, 04:55
Unvote: El Diablo
Vote: Shilin

Response?

pevergreen
09-24-2008, 05:54
(OOC: waiting for a pm back from ATPG...)

I did not bite him, friends believe me! A gerbil tricked me!

Paradox
09-24-2008, 10:38
Vote:Shlin

Braavo for pointing that out, Scruffy.

Beefy187
09-24-2008, 10:43
Vote:Shlin

Ibelieveyouhaterobots:furious3:

Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2008, 15:03
Just so you know, there is a Flexo in the game. Flexo has basically the same abilities as Bender. You can all bandwagon him if you want, but you may want to come up with better reasons. :smash:

This has been an impartial message from your glorious host, the all-knowing, all controlling Hypnotoad.
Those of you who did not get your PMs last night... my apologies but my girlfriend had me a bit tied up, errrr distracted.

:pimp:

And I forgot to put up a picture of Bender and give my farewell PM to Makaikhaan.

Quintus.JC
09-24-2008, 15:23
So everyone is ganging up on the alien... what a bandwaggon.

Vote: Lord Winter

The human has to die!

Omanes Alexandrapolites
09-24-2008, 16:02
I'm confused (:dizzy2:), but I've never watched an episode of Futurama in my life, so I probably have an excuse.

Anyhow:

Vote: Fahad I

Third on the shlin bandwagon (a bandwagon for which I can see no reason for).

shlin28
09-24-2008, 16:20
Hey, because of my totally obvious attempt to act as Bender (or Flexo), of course I'm frigging guilty!!!

:brood:

Vote: Woad&Fangs

Kiss my shiny metal :daisy: Scruffy! (This one is for you fellow bending-bot 2716057! :bow:)

Kralizec
09-24-2008, 17:35
Vote: QuintusJC

Same reason as earlier, he's an alien!

Trust me, I'm a certified college drop-out and I've thought this through ~:idea:

Ferret
09-24-2008, 17:48
vote:Woad&Fangs

scruffy is an evil character

Thermal
09-24-2008, 19:43
I'm confused (:dizzy2:), but I've never watched an episode of Futurama in my life, so I probably have an excuse.

Anyhow:

Vote: Fahad I

Third on the shlin bandwagon (a bandwagon for which I can see no reason for).

same, ive never watched it either, robots are being annailated nooooooooooooo!
pevergreen ruined it for me so you naughty pever green!
vote:pevergreen


wait....im not alive *Sobs*

Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2008, 19:45
Shlin28 votes for Woad&Fangs
Elite Ferret votes for Woad&Fangs
Chaotix27 has not voted
Lord Winter votes for Shlin28
Beefy187 votes for Shlin28
El Diablo has not voted
SwedishFish votes for Pevergreen
Fahad I votes for Shlin28
Omanes Alexandrapolites votes for Fahad I
Quintus.JC votes for Lord Winter
Fenring votes for Quintus.JC
Pevergreen has not voted
Woad&Fangs votes for Shlin28


Official-ish tally. Let me know if you see any mistakes.

Shlin28- 4
Woad&Fangs- 2
Pevergreen- 1
Lord Winter- 1
Fahad I- 1
Quintus.JC- 1

Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2008, 20:07
Just a quick reminder:

Some characters have the ability to investigate and so forth, and when you get the results of the investigation, I quote the role PM.

Do not quote my PM. That's against the rules. Only you are allowed to see the word-for-word role PM. If there have been any violations of this, please come forward. If not, please continue.

El Diablo
09-24-2008, 20:51
I am not really sure who my character is as I have not seen an episode with him in it.

However, any character from any universe and any TV show would be dubious about Elite Ferret.

Vote Elite Ferret

shlin28
09-24-2008, 21:21
... Gonna lynch me eh? That sure makes me as happy as a suicide booth operator...

:brood:

Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2008, 21:24
Maybe you could bend your way out of it.

And I'm pretty sure suicide booths operate themselves. My personal favorite is the "slow and painful" death. For only 25 cents, you too can experience agonizing, liberating death!

Thermal
09-24-2008, 21:26
... Gonna lynch me eh? That sure makes me as happy as a suicide booth operator...

:brood:

poor shlin, leave the guy alone! :thumbsdown:

El Diablo
09-24-2008, 21:29
Okay then I...

unvote Elite Ferret

and use my amazing special ability and ...

vote... meh...

Oh, and why the bandwagon on Shlin? I don't like him, don't dislike him either, infact I don't know him, but why do we have to lynch him? Has anyone asked the hypnotoad if we can just surrender?

shlin28
09-24-2008, 21:32
Okay then I...

unvote Elite Ferret

and use my amazing special ability and ...

vote... meh...

Oh, and why the bandwagon on Shlin? I don't like him, don't dislike him either, infact I don't know him, but why do we have to lynch him? Has anyone asked the hypnotoad if we can just surrender?

You don't like me ~:mecry:




:clown:

Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2008, 21:34
@El Diablo

:laugh4:


Edit: I have to admit, that special "ability" sucks. I'll make it up to you somehow. Fantastic, hilarious death, perhaps?

Thermal
09-24-2008, 21:41
@El Diablo

:laugh4:


Edit: I have to admit, that special "ability" sucks. I'll make it up to you somehow. Fantastic, hilarious death, perhaps?

well at least he got a special ability:inquisitive:
i was expecting to beable to nuke town with exploding presents every turn

El Diablo
09-24-2008, 21:51
My special ability does not suck,
It's not so good either but more kinda - meh...

A "glorious death" still has the "death" bit on the end of it. So I will pass thanks.

Oh yeah - meh...

woad&fangs
09-24-2008, 21:57
Flexo, eh?

Unvote: Shlin28

Scruffy needs to watch more tv.

Lord Winter
09-25-2008, 06:18
Flexo, eh?

Unvote: Shlin28

Scruffy needs to watch more tv.

Same...

Unvote: Shlin
Vote: Chaotix

Any thoughts?

pevergreen
09-25-2008, 08:41
Vote: W&F

Who are you anyway?

Sigurd
09-25-2008, 09:14
Kiss my shiny metal :daisy: Scruffy! (This one is for you fellow bending-bot 2716057! :bow:)
Let's try to keep the .org rules even if we all know that role playing is going on here. :wiseguy:

I would ask Seamus to edit your post, but it would be better if you did it yourself :bow:
Continue playing ...

Askthepizzaguy
09-25-2008, 09:14
Shlin28 votes for Woad&Fangs
Elite Ferret votes for Woad&Fangs
Chaotix27 has not voted
Lord Winter votes for Chaotix27
Beefy187 votes for Shlin28
El Diablo votes for Elite Ferret, but unvotes.
SwedishFish votes for Pevergreen
Fahad I votes for Shlin28
Omanes Alexandrapolites votes for Fahad I
Quintus.JC votes for Lord Winter
Fenring votes for Quintus.JC
Pevergreen votes for Woad&Fangs
Woad&Fangs votes for Shlin28, but unvotes.


Official-ish tally. Let me know if you see any mistakes.


Woad&Fangs- 3
Shlin28- 2
Pevergreen- 1
Lord Winter- 1
Fahad I- 1
Quintus.JC- 1
Chaotix27- 1




And I'm not sure who Scruffy, I mean Woad&Fangs, is either.

shlin28
09-25-2008, 16:46
Hmm...

Woad&Fangs I think is innocent, but if I unvote him, he would be tied with me, thus killing both of us...

We need more people online...

Thermal
09-25-2008, 17:27
Hmm...

Woad&Fangs I think is innocent, but if I unvote him, he would be tied with me, thus killing both of us...

We need more people online...

im online! can i vote? can i?

Chaotix
09-26-2008, 03:42
Vote: Quintus

Absolutely no reason. Been busy all day, tired now.

Beefy187
09-26-2008, 09:10
Unvote: Shlin

IfalltheotherrobotsayssoothenshlincantbebadguythereforeshlinmustbeourfriendandifEldiablodoesntlikeSh lin:beam:thenhemustbebad...:furious3:

Isaywekilleldiabloforbeingbad.

Vote:El Diablo

(PS..Hard to role play my character:wall:)

Askthepizzaguy
09-26-2008, 20:46
Votes: Final

Shlin28 votes for Woad&Fangs
Elite Ferret votes for Woad&Fangs
Chaotix27 votes for Quintus.JC
Lord Winter votes for Chaotix27
Beefy187 votes for El Diablo
El Diablo votes for Elite Ferret, but unvotes.
SwedishFish votes for Pevergreen
Fahad I votes for Shlin28
Omanes Alexandrapolites votes for Fahad I
Quintus.JC votes for Lord Winter
Fenring votes for Quintus.JC
Pevergreen votes for Woad&Fangs
Woad&Fangs votes for Shlin28, but unvotes.


Official-ish tally. Let me know if you see any mistakes.


El Diablo sent me a message saying he's offline for a few days. This is not related to the game and he's not lurking. I'm forced to step in and play for him temporarily.

El Diablo (ATPG) votes for Beefy187.

Woad&Fangs- 3
Shlin28- 1
Pevergreen- 1
Lord Winter- 1
Fahad I- 1
Quintus.JC- 2
Chaotix27- 1
El Diablo- 1
Beefy187- 1

Apologies for being late. Write ups begin now for lynch. Night phase begins in just a moment.

Askthepizzaguy
09-26-2008, 21:50
Day Two

The Democratic Order Of Planets gathered on the second day to vote on who the Omicron Agent might be. Flexo, Bender's brother robot, was the first to speak.

"My brother Bender died needlessly, and I'm sure he was innocent all along. Personally, I think that Scruffy the janitor is a really nice guy and deserves to live. Hahahah, I'm just kidding. I think he's a pain and I'm thinking he's the Omicron agent. Let's take him out."

Amy Wong spoke up:
"Spluh! That guy gives me the creeps. Definitley let's get rid of this guy. He's useless!"

The rest gave their opinions.

"Personally, I tink it be dat evil Morbo. He's a human-hatin' alien, mon. By my calculations, he's hosted the Morbo television show for 5 years, and in all dat time he's talked about destroying humans and conquering de Earth. I cast me vote for Morbo."

"I think it's Hermes. All that fancy talk about calculations leads me to believe he's hiding something. I've got my eye on him."

"Well friends, right now for the low, low price of just a few votes, we could all get together and buy off this Neutral President character. I don't like indecisive people, they never buy anything!"

"I personally think no one here is guilty, and I don't see why we don't just surrender to the invaders. Neutrality has never failed us before. That being said, I find the malfunctioning robot to be the most likely suspect, if there is indeed a suspect. I reluctantly cast my vote for him."

"I, ummm.... well, the... uh... Lobster guy... Zoidberg. He smells fishy to me, I think... sorry, Amy, I don't think it's the janitor. He's just a misunderstood and unappreciated lackey... like me."

"Well, Ensign Kif, I think it's Flexo. All this talk about bending... not enough talk about loving. I'm standing here in my velour bathrobe, eyeing the luscious Leela, and this tin can is yammering on about a robot. Who cares about robots? All that matters is me. I mean people. Human beings, you know? Especially me, and possibly all the females."

"I think it's Zapp Brannigan. You crash landed in the middle of my big speech about the Freem cannon. How do we know you haven't turned to the side of evil?"

"Well, old man, it's perfectly simple. I've been to busy trying to score with Amy and Leela to even consider your silly ray gun. I'm more concerned with getting rid of the robots, because they might have been reprogrammed. People can't be reprogrammed."

Farnsworth: "Except for the time that aliens from the big computer planet invaded and reprogrammed everyone!"

"True. But that could never possibly happen again."

"Now it's Morbo's turn to speak! MORBO CHOOSES ONE-EYED LADY! She look guilty to Morbo. All humans look guilty to Morbo! And when my vast family arrives from my home planet, they will feast on all your remains."

"Well, I'm not so sure it's Leela. She's far too hot to be a double agent. I think it's you, Morbo!"

"Zoidberg thinks it's the janitor. How come you're always lurking in the sub-basement reading girlie magazines? Zoidberg thinks lurking is suspicious behavior, very much so. Does anyone have a quarter? I'm hungry and I'd like to buy a sandwich from the vending machine in the bathroom."

"Scruffy thinks it's that malfunctioning robot thing. Scruffy resents all the votes against him. By the way, Scruffy's reading habits are no one's business. And Scruffy's innocent... it figures."

Farnsworth: Then it's settled. There are 3 votes for the janitor. But we aren't some violent lynch mob, there are ways of dealing with traitors without harming them. Oh, my, yes. Hermes, would you go and fetch me the brain slug specimen I keep in the laboratory?"

Scruffy: "Brain slugs? Scruffy don't like the sound of that..."

Farnsworth: "It's perfectly painless, my smelly mustachioed friend. All we're going to do is attach this mind-controlling parasitic organism to your cranium, and it will keep you docile and under control. If you've been compromised by the Omicronians, this brain slug will cancel out their brainwashing. For extra security, you'll be placed in the laundry room and the door will be locked until this is over. Then we'll remove the slimy thing and you'll be back to normal."

Hermes: "I can attest to de fact dat it's no picnic on a beach, mon. But you'll be fine once we remove it from you."

Farnsworth: "By the order of the DOOP council for planetary defense, Scruffy the Janitor, you are hereby placed under arrest and sentenced to be brain-slugged."

Scruffy: "Scruffy should have taken the four weeks of paid vacation... why do I care about this company so much?"

Hermes places the brain slug on Scruffy's head, thus incapacitating him.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Scruffy.jpg
In memoriam, Scruffy the Janitor


Still Active-

Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
SwedishFish
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring
Pevergreen

Inactive

Aries777777- Deactivated by DOOP, Day One
Makaikhaan- Destroyed by electromagnet (Omicron Agent), Night One
Woad&Fangs has been brain-slugged by order of DOOP, Day Two

Begin Night Two

Chaotix
09-27-2008, 01:45
Hey, do we have an investigata in da house, mon? I and I tinks dis investigata be pm-ing I, cause I have some very useful information, seen?

pevergreen
09-27-2008, 09:06
Hmm... According to my mail order degree in Muderonomy, you are a trap! Hermes, the shares I gave you for the food proves that you are the omicron agent! You would never be that silly. Why don't you send the information to Zoidberg, and Zoidberg can be useful! Yay for Zoidberg!

Askthepizzaguy
09-27-2008, 14:58
Hooray for Zoidberg!

I'm just waiting on the night actions for town. :bow:

Quintus.JC
09-27-2008, 18:56
I have reliable source to believe Scruffy was innocent. But anyway it's still fun watching humans getting killed by humans.

shlin28
09-27-2008, 21:18
Keep your information secret then, its not as if the town's survival depends on it...

...

:brood:

Spill the beans QCJ, or you shall be overdue for a serious bending.

Chaotix
09-27-2008, 23:32
Maybe QJC be da investigata I be lookin for? I would give dis info to Zoidberg, too, but I don't know who he be.

Askthepizzaguy
09-28-2008, 00:31
Time has expired. If I don't get actions from some people, night ends without those actions.

I'm doing the write up now. Get it in, and I'll change it.

Askthepizzaguy
09-28-2008, 01:05
Night Two

Zoidberg sat in in his room, studying the data he collected.

"Aha! So, the other ro-but is not evil after all! Flexo is not only innocent, but has the ability to defend Professor Farnsworth in the event of a vigilante killing! This information will be quite useful. So far, Amy Wong is innocent, and Flexo is innocent. As soon as I tell the others, surely Zoidberg will be a hero. Hooray!"

The lights suddenly went out. A voice behind Zoidberg replied;
"Perhaps so, my friend. Heroes often give their lives for their chosen cause..."

Zoidberg: "What is? Who goes there? Anyone who wants to face Zoidberg should be aware, my species fights to the death in order to gain a mate. I'm not as helpless as one might think. Now, Omicron Agent, prepare to feel the wrath of Doctor John Zoidberg! Woooop wooo wooo wooo wooo wooo!!!!"

Zoidberg begins thrashing around in the dark, snapping at the space in front of him, and destroying things in all directions, but not making much progress destroying the agent. Suddenly, he feels something between his claws.

"Aha! I have you now, you fiendish double agent, you! Now, why always with the fighting? Can't we settle this thing with a game of Decapodian Chess?"

The dark figure replied;
"I'm afraid that won't be necessary, because I've already won!"

Zoidberg: "You have forced Zoidberg's claw! No more mister nice crustacean! I shall now pinch off your head with my powerful claws!"

A loud, sickening crack was heard, and he fell to the ground with a hard, wet thud. Zoidberg's head rolled for a few seconds, until his lifeless eyes were staring up at the ceiling.

The Omicron agent began to drag away Zoidberg's body, along with a large claw cracker.

"Time for a nice Lobster Zoidberg... it's a shame that there won't be any more investigations into our activity, wouldn't you agree, my friend?"

The other figure, who had watched everything unfold, nodded silently.















https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/DrZoidberg.jpg
In memoriam, Dr. John Zoidberg


Still Active-

Shlin28
Elite Ferret
Chaotix27
Lord Winter
Beefy187
El Diablo
SwedishFish
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring


Inactive

Aries777777- Deactivated by DOOP, Day One
Makaikhaan- Destroyed by electromagnet (Omicron Agent), Night One
Woad&Fangs- Brain-slugged by order of DOOP, Day Two
Pevergreen- Cracked open and served as seafood (Omicron Agent), Night Two

Begin Day Three

Thermal
09-28-2008, 02:35
well ill never be re activated now :shame:

Askthepizzaguy
09-28-2008, 02:41
Well Aries, who do you think it is?

Thermal
09-28-2008, 02:44
meatballing here....

el diablo or farad 1 for there lack of activity

Askthepizzaguy
09-28-2008, 02:48
Hmm... El Diablo is being subbed by me (with help from random.org) until Tuesday, because he was going to be offline. So I wouldn't call his inactivity evidence one way or another. As for Fahad, He managed to vote in the last round and the round before that, and others missed their votes entirely.

Looking at you, Omanes.... :smash:

I don't feel inactivity is the best indicator, but by all means. :laugh2:
I'm actually more interested in what people think of the clues I've left in my murder and lynch posts. Those are my trademark, don't overlook them.

pevergreen
09-28-2008, 03:25
Considering I don't know your trademark :wink:

Are dead allowed to talk?

Just remember friends! I had a mail order degree in muderology AND murderonomy.

Askthepizzaguy
09-28-2008, 03:33
The dead cannot reveal anything, including previous night actions, but they may participate as much as they want to contribute to general discussion. The dead also may not communicate outside the thread in any way, shape, or form relating to this game, be it via PM, chat, quicktopic, or other. Please do not PM the dead as well, to avoid any confusion.

Stolen from Makaikhaan's Spirit Mafia, assimilated, and added to our own.


Yes, the dead may post and talk and yak yak yak, but you know, don't reveal anything new to the game. You're dead. If you know something the live people don't know, you can't tell them.

But sure, discuss.

KarlXII
09-28-2008, 03:45
Vote:Chaotix27

Dear...it seems with Zoidbergs death.....Hermes must've done it! He always hated our red friend!

shlin28
09-28-2008, 10:27
Yeesh... revealing my role ability in the write-up was not cool at all :inquisitive: Its not like my ability could make or break this game...

...

Vote: EliteFerret

With my uber town credentials I can vote anyone I want... I am awsome! *smokes cigar*

Quintus.JC
09-28-2008, 10:41
Hermes is the most suspicious at this point... The murder of a non-human will not be tolerated.

Ferret
09-28-2008, 11:56
Yeesh... revealing my role ability in the write-up was not cool at all :inquisitive: Its not like my ability could make or break this game...

...

Vote: EliteFerret

With my uber town credentials I can vote anyone I want... I am awsome! *smokes cigar*

Re-read the write up and see if you can guess who Amy Wong is :wink:

shlin28
09-28-2008, 12:06
Did it? I can only see "Amy Wong (and Flexo) is innocent", I don't see any "EF is innocent" do I? :inquisitive:

Or maybe I'm just blind.

Thermal
09-28-2008, 12:25
Hmm... El Diablo is being subbed by me (with help from random.org) until Tuesday, because he was going to be offline. So I wouldn't call his inactivity evidence one way or another. As for Fahad, He managed to vote in the last round and the round before that, and others missed their votes entirely.

Looking at you, Omanes.... :smash:

I don't feel inactivity is the best indicator, but by all means. :laugh2:
I'm actually more interested in what people think of the clues I've left in my murder and lynch posts. Those are my trademark, don't overlook them.

if this was a simpson game i would look 4 clues, but not knowing anything on futurama that would be pointless, plus the fact im dead...

Ferret
09-28-2008, 13:50
Did it? I can only see "Amy Wong (and Flexo) is innocent", I don't see any "EF is innocent" do I? :inquisitive:

Or maybe I'm just blind.

What I'm trying to say is, I am Amy Wong.

shlin28
09-28-2008, 14:29
What I'm trying to say is, I am Amy Wong.

:sweatdrop:

I thought you were Fry judging from your (stupid) posts :shame: But now re-reading your posts I realise you do not sound like Fry at all...

Unvote: EliteFerret

Lord Winter
09-28-2008, 20:47
Vote: Fenring

Care to say anything?

shlin28
09-28-2008, 21:19
Is Hermes Chaotix?

If so, Vote: Chaotix

Chaotix
09-28-2008, 21:50
Yes, I be Hermes. But I assure ya now I am not da Omicron Agent. In fact, I has an important special ability, which told I that Zoidberg was the investigata.
Vote: Lord Winter
What be your role, mon?

shlin28
09-28-2008, 21:53
So there are two investigatives?

Chaotix
09-28-2008, 21:58
Who be da second one, mon?

EDIT: Anyone else notice this?



it's a shame that there won't be any more investigations into our activity


Are there two mafia?

shlin28
09-28-2008, 22:01
I has an important special ability, which told I that Zoidberg was the investigata.

The lobster was one detective, if you can say which is the detective, surely you must be the detective too!

(Gah, my english skillz failed in the previous post lol... "investigatives" :sweatdrop:)

Lord Winter
09-28-2008, 22:18
Yes, I be Hermes. But I assure ya now I am not da Omicron Agent. In fact, I has an important special ability, which told I that Zoidberg was the investigata.
Vote: Lord Winter
What be your role, mon?

Leela,

Chaotix
09-28-2008, 23:25
Aright den.

Unvote: Lord Winter

Vote: Fenring

Logic: Fenring was mafia in ATPG's last game. Therefore, Fenring must be mafia in every ATPG game. :clown:

Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2008, 00:39
Your Lord and Conqueror (YLC) nearly figured everything out just from the night two voting round, and he's not even in this game.

I also want to reiterate... Bender's last words... they mean something.

El Diablo
09-29-2008, 00:55
Bender's last words... they mean something.

zero one zero one zero one?

Is that some kind of code?

I have no idea? But hey that is not that uncommon in these things...

Vote Lord Winter never trsust a woman with one eye...

Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2008, 00:59
Correct, El Diablo. It is some kind of code... it means something.

Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2008, 02:07
Yeesh... revealing my role ability in the write-up was not cool at all :inquisitive: Its not like my ability could make or break this game...

Sorry, but the investigator was killed before he could reveal any information. I honestly thought town would want such information, it might be important.

:bow:

Lord Winter
09-29-2008, 02:08
http://www.google.com/search?q=010101&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


goggle search for 010101

Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2008, 02:20
I am not going to be at my computer for a little while. I'll be back as soon as I can.

If you want, town can vote in a majority to end Day Three while I am gone (and the 48 hours are up) and just consider the lynched person inactive. I'll do the write ups, but the game can't proceed past Night Three without my write-ups.

I also want everyone's day/night actions to me after they lynch victim has been chosen. When I get back it would be GREAT if I could just do the Day Three and Night Three writeups and turn the clock to Day Four, OK?

seireikhaan
09-29-2008, 03:01
The code is binary. From what I've been able to decipher, its actually a red herring, unless I'm doing something wrong, which I'm fairly confident I'm not.

Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2008, 03:07
The code is not binary, and it is not a red herring. it's actually the most vital clue.

Continue!

El Diablo
09-29-2008, 03:49
I was looking at morse code - could be dash dot dash dot dash dot? If you split that down the middle then
dash dot dash = K
dot dash dot = R

KR?

But that is assuming that you split it in half?

Dash dot dash dot = C
Dash dot = N

CN?

Dash = T
Dot dash = A
Dot = E

This just gets crazy...

Also looking at benders death - whoever the agent was did not give off an infrared image. Thus was not humanoid, or least warm blooded?

KarlXII
09-29-2008, 04:32
If the agent is non human, it also has to be someone who could match Bender.

Therefore- Flexo?

El Diablo
09-29-2008, 04:37
Not really as you don't "survive" a kill from mafia because you "character" is "stronger".

For example Monty Burns wa sthe killer in the simpsons mafi and he is pretty much incapable of anything.

KarlXII
09-29-2008, 04:47
Not really as you don't "survive" a kill from mafia because you "character" is "stronger".

For example Monty Burns wa sthe killer in the simpsons mafi and he is pretty much incapable of anything.

Bender's ability could've been a chance to kill the mafia attacking him, which he tried to do at his death.

Omanes Alexandrapolites
09-29-2008, 12:56
It is fairly hard to comprehend who is who here - maybe I should have bought Sky and watched the Sci-Fi channel for eternity. All I have to say is ARGH!

Vote: shlin28

I sort of detected an eagerness to locate the detective. Are your reasons honest, or dishonest?

shlin28
09-29-2008, 15:59
Check ATPG's write-up, you'll see that I am innocent :bow:

Omanes Alexandrapolites
09-29-2008, 19:28
Check ATPG's write-up, you'll see that I am innocent :bow:My head is totally spinning here. If you don't mind explaining to me, how does that prove your innocence :dizzy2:

El Diablo
09-29-2008, 20:13
Okay super sleuth to the rescue???

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0584441/quotes

The above is a web address to some "famous quotes from a futurama show".
(I dont know how to make is a link :shame:)

In the episode he joins the church of robotology...
This is the bender quote...

"Friends! Friends! Surely you're not going to eat before we say robot grace. In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jer-a-matic, one zero zero zero one zero one zero one zero one zero one..." *time passes* "...zero zero one zero one one zero zero one...two. Amen."

No one is the prophet Jer-a-matic (well in the players list). Was anyone in that episiode taken in by the church of robototoloy?


Thoughts?

shlin28
09-29-2008, 22:10
My head is totally spinning here. If you don't mind explaining to me, how does that prove your innocence :dizzy2:

The Write-up:


"Aha! So, the other ro-but is not evil after all! Flexo is not only innocent, but has the ability to defend Professor Farnsworth in the event of a vigilante killing! This information will be quite useful. So far, Amy Wong is innocent, and Flexo is innocent. As soon as I tell the others, surely Zoidberg will be a hero. Hooray!"

As I am Flexo, this proves that I am innocent :bow:

And ED, that could be right. IF it is, then one of the robot characters is the villain ie either me or Eddie the malfunctional robot or something ( I've never seen him on the show :sweatdrop:)

I would vote Eddie, if I know who he is.

Unvote: Chaotix

Who wants to admit that they are Eddie?

pevergreen
09-30-2008, 00:29
It could also be from the "movie" Benders Big Score, where bender chants the time code from Fry's arse to travel back in time. That was also binary.

El Diablo
09-30-2008, 04:42
Okay here is my ponderings...

I have pretty much guessed who most of you are...

But given the host usually puts clues in his posts I have done a wee bit of investigation...


Bender stood in pitch black darkness, guarding the unfinished Freem Cannon in the Anterior Astronomical Annex of DOOP headquarters. His robotic eyes were set to infrared scan mode, checking the hallway for any signs of activity. Humanity's hope lay upon the powerful weapon.

Bender saw nothing, but heard a metallic scraping noise.

"Halt! Who goes there! Show yourself, scumbag! Hands up, I have you completely surrounded on one side! Who's there, anyway?"

The infrared scan revealed no traces of heat. Bender switched to wide electromagnetic scan mode. On both sides of him, he saw a powerful buildup of electric activity.


Thus the killer does not give of heat or at least infrared. Robot?


The Omicron agent revealed himself to Bender as his cognitive functions broke down.

Bender, in surprise: "zero one zero one zero one...."


This is what Bender was saying when he entered the church of Robotology - a sort of prayer.

So I feel that at least one of our murderers is a robot. Robot Santa has been unplugged, bender bent and Flexo quoted as being innocent. Thus Malfunctioning Eddy is the only robot left..?

Thus...

Unvote Lord Winter vote Beefy187

El Diablo
09-30-2008, 04:45
Also Swedishfish, Fenring, Fahad I and Omanes are keeping things very close to their chests...

These guys I am not sure of....

Lord Winter
09-30-2008, 05:39
There are roles whose idenities should be protected for the towns sake too. Like the Professor if the mafia kill him we're all screwed.

Beefy187
09-30-2008, 06:15
ImEddie!Cansomoneexplaintomewhyyouguysareblamingrobots? Whywouldusrobotskillotherrobots?

(Yup I never seen eddie on the show either..:sweatdrop:)

Chaotix
09-30-2008, 17:56
Awesome analysis, ED. The only other living robot besides Flexo is Malfunctioning Eddie, and Beefy has confirmed that's who he is. This is our best lead.

Unvote: Whoever, Vote: Beefy

shlin28
09-30-2008, 19:05
Vote: Beefy

'Nuff said.

Quintus.JC
09-30-2008, 20:43
Vote: Beefy

Anything to say? :inquisitive:

Askthepizzaguy
09-30-2008, 21:16
Poor beefy! He gets lynched oh so many times...

Ok, well I have emails to respond to and then the write up. I need NIGHT ACTIONS. Everyone do their night actions. I still havent gotten all the night actions.

El Diablo
09-30-2008, 21:34
Sorry Beefy. It was the only thing I had to go on.

Hopefully you were scum so I don't feel so bad.

ED

Askthepizzaguy
09-30-2008, 21:54
"The Golden Rule"

12-15 players.

This game is a small game not based on any television show or movie, and there aren't any characters. Everyone who joins will be playing themselves. Before you hit the snooze button, let me assure you this is not going to be a boring game.

Several players are involved in a conspiracy to hijack a shipment of gold bars heading from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York to various nations around the globe.

This shipment was hijacked by a group of conspirators, and their objective is to survive and escape from the country with the gold. However, there are others trying to stop them from making off with the money, and there is at least one traitor within the group who wants to kill off the others and keep all the gold for him/herself.

I worked very hard on this game, and I added something to this game which I don't think has ever been attempted before. You DON'T want to miss this game.

Askthepizzaguy
09-30-2008, 22:00
Elite Ferret
Beefy187
Fahad I
Fenring

I need votes from you guys.

Askthepizzaguy
09-30-2008, 22:44
I'll be back tomorrow. I want all votes in by then, otherwise game continues and beefy dies.

El Diablo
09-30-2008, 23:39
I'll be back tomorrow. I want all votes in by then, otherwise game continues and beefy dies.

Try reading this in your best Arnie accent..

Particularly ... "aandd Beeffyy diiiess"

KarlXII
10-01-2008, 02:02
Vote: Beefy

Very nice analysis.

And no I am not the agent. Why would I want to kill you guys?

pevergreen
10-01-2008, 03:00
I worked very hard on this game, and I added something to this game which I don't think has ever been attempted before.

We have attempted a lot before. :laugh4:

Beefy187
10-01-2008, 11:20
Mehifmydeathprovesanything.

Letsjustsayimnotmafia.Oneofyoubandwagonnersarejusttryingtotakeadvantageofthatanalysis.

Okimreadytodienow.

Vote: Swedishfish

:furious3: whydoeseveryonewantmedead?Imbeinghonestbyrevealingmyself!!

Thermal
10-01-2008, 12:35
"The Golden Rule"

12-15 players.

This game is a small game not based on any television show or movie, and there aren't any characters. Everyone who joins will be playing themselves. Before you hit the snooze button, let me assure you this is not going to be a boring game.

Several players are involved in a conspiracy to hijack a shipment of gold bars heading from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York to various nations around the globe.

This shipment was hijacked by a group of conspirators, and their objective is to survive and escape from the country with the gold. However, there are others trying to stop them from making off with the money, and there is at least one traitor within the group who wants to kill off the others and keep all the gold for him/herself.

I worked very hard on this game, and I added something to this game which I don't think has ever been attempted before. You DON'T want to miss this game.

im sure it will be great...but hell, how many games can you organise?:inquisitive: your one fast worker...

Beefy187
10-01-2008, 13:18
Now we need more mafia players :yes: lets get recruiting

Paradox
10-01-2008, 16:12
Sorry I haven't been active everyone, we have a four-day holiday here!

Vote: Swedishfish

Reason: For the hell of it!

Eid Mubarak!

Askthepizzaguy
10-01-2008, 22:29
Shlin28- beefy
Elite Ferret- no vote?
Chaotix27- beefy
Lord Winter- fenring
Beefy187- Swedishfish
El Diablo- beefy
SwedishFish- beefy
Fahad I- swedishfish
Omanes Alexandrapolites- shlin
Quintus.JC- beefy
Fenring- no vote?

Official-ish tally.

Beefy187- 5 votes.

Write up will be posted shortly.

Askthepizzaguy
10-01-2008, 22:59
Day Three

Malfunctioning Eddy, the hovercar sales-robot, was working feverishly to deduce who had the most to gain from an Omicron invasion, computing the likely suspects and reducing the list to just a few likely candidates.

Just then, Professor Farnsworth, Amy Wong, Turanga Leela, and Flexo the Bending Robot entered the small office. Leela spoke first this time.

"The vote was held today. Unfortunately, you seemed to be the most likely suspect. We must deactivate you."

Malfuctioning Eddy: "Wait friends! Surely you wouldn't want to miss out on this rare oppurtunity to take a sneak peek at all the work I've done computing the list of the most likely suspects! As you can see, I've been active at this desk for the past 24 straight hours and I've done nothing but narrow the list. I'd like to offer you an alternative to your current option, if you allow me to continue computing, I guarantee that I will not leave this office. If you act now, you could keep another robot alive working on this deal, and I'll even throw in a new rust resistant chrome finish for Flexo over here!"

Farnsworth: "I'm afraid we can't take advantage of your offer. In order to ensure the safety of DOOP, we must be certain that you are deactivated and cannot continue killing, if you are indeed the Omicron agent."

Wong: "Yeah, and the procedure will totally not even hurt at all. When this is all over, we can re-activate you! It beats the heck out of being a victim of the murderer."

Leela: "Absolutely. You'll be just fine, and you won't feel a thing. Professor?"

Farnsworth: "If our metallic friend here is willing to cooperate with the DOOP council, then you two are excused. Flexo and I will tend to Eddy."

Flexo: Listen bro-bot, I understand how terrifying it is to be deactivated. But these are my friends, and I'm sure they will make the extraction of your central processing unit as painful as possible...." Flexo laughs, then continues. "I'm just messing with you. You'll be fine, I promise."

Eddy: "Well, let me de-activate my self-destruct. In case I were ever attacked by the Omicron agent, this device was supposed to destroy him."

Farnsworth: "It is most appreciated. I have my doubts that you're aligned with the Omicronians, especially since you're cooperating with our investigation. However, we must be absolutely sure."

Flexo: "Hopefully this will all be over soon, bro-bot."

_______________________________________











https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/malfunctioning-eddie.jpg
In memoriam, Malfunctioning Eddy.







Begin Night Three

Chaotix
10-01-2008, 23:11
Well, damn. There goes our best lead...

Beefy187
10-02-2008, 01:26
Well damn.. Sorry for making my self in to a best lead. :wall:

One less townies, one less lynch opportunity. Good luck town!

KarlXII
10-02-2008, 02:42
Oh Dear.....

Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2008, 02:48
Just waiting for the night actions, and murder vote.

When I get those, we can continue. I'd welcome a discussion... who is suspect now?

El Diablo
10-02-2008, 02:59
Sorry chaps. Thought that I had that one down.

Appologies Beefy...

Now I have no idea.... *sigh*

Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2008, 03:02
I advise town to go look for clues before more innocent people/robots die... :laugh2:

Beefy187
10-02-2008, 03:27
No worries El Diablo. I can see you had the best lead and been trying to help the town. No need to apologize unless ur a mafia :beam:

Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2008, 03:28
Well I'm curious. Beefy, who do you think it is?

Chaotix
10-02-2008, 03:40
Well, I know there's no proof or anything, and I could very well be wrong, but at this point I suspect El Diablo. In making that analysis of Beefy and causing us to bandwagon him, he could have been the mafia, and was just misleading us. I know that the argument was sound- and that's why it worked. If El Diablo is mafia, he's been doing a very good job by misleading us with very plausible arguments. Also, do we know El Diablo's identity? What's his role?

The only other person I could suspect would be shlin, because he's Flexo and a robot, although he's pretty much been confirmed as an innocent. I would suspect Morbo, but I don't know who he is. Reveal yourself if you're not too scared!

And finally, I'm going to reveal my role. Some of you might have forgotten by now as I stopped posting in the annoying rasta accent some time ago, but I am Hermes. My ability is that I do the post-mortem investigations of anyone who is killed. Because of this, I know that everyone who's been killed so far, whether lynched or murdered, was innocent. I'll also give the roles of those who have died, to narrow the remaining roles down.

Aries- Obviously Robot Santa. His only "ability" was more of a hindrance- he had to post in-character.
Makaikhaan- Bender. His ability was to survive one lynch.
Woad&Fangs- Scruffy. He also had to post in-character.
Pevergreen- Zoidberg. He was the true investigator, who could investigate the living people. Infinitely more useful than my role.
Beefy- Malfunctioning Eddy. He had a 50% chance to kill someone by self-destructing if they murdered him.

Now for the living people:

Me- Hermes Conrad
shlin- Flexo. Supposedly confirmed innocent.
EF- Supposedly Amy Wong and confirmed innocent.

Remaining roles:

Fry
Leela
Zoidberg
Zapp
Kif
Neutral President
Morbo

And the other players:

Lord Winter
El Diablo
Fahad I
SwedishFish
Omanes
Quintus
Fenring

So, I know this is a lot to ask for, but I'd like everyone to reveal their roles. El Diablo and Morbo especially. If you're town, you've got nothing to fear, and if everybody does, there's a good chance we'll get the mafia next time. Thing is- wait until the mafia have struck before you reveal now- because the mafia might change his mind and kill you if he realizes you have a good role.

You can lynch me if you want, I don't care, but you'd just be wasting your time. Chances are the mafia is gonna kill me tonight anyway. And if he does, you'll know I was right. Thanks all.

Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2008, 03:46
Well, I know there's no proof or anything, and I could very well be wrong, but at this point I suspect El Diablo. In making that analysis of Beefy and causing us to bandwagon him, he could have been the mafia, and was just misleading us. I know that the argument was sound- and that's why it worked. If El Diablo is mafia, he's been doing a very good job by misleading us with very plausible arguments.

Only because I love arguing: :bow:

http://www.mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Too_Townie

You're basically arguing that El Diablo is acting "too townie". As a rule, that's a logical fallacy. If you're saying that ED's argument was sound, why does that necessarily make him either town or mafia?

Just throwing that out there. And I should really butt out because I'm the freakin' host... :shame:

Lord Winter
10-02-2008, 03:46
Except if everyone reveals now the mafia will be able to find the professor.

FoS: Chaotix

Beefy187
10-02-2008, 03:55
Only because I love arguing: :bow:

http://www.mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Too_Townie

You're basically arguing that El Diablo is acting "too townie". As a rule, that's a logical fallacy. If you're saying that ED's argument was sound, why does that necessarily make him either town or mafia?

Just throwing that out there. And I should really butt out because I'm the freakin' host... :shame:

You should join more games :beam:

I agree with Lord Winter. Safety of professor is the first priority. As for who the mafia is... I dont really have solid logical sequence. And im already dead so ill try not to talk that much.

Chaotix
10-02-2008, 04:08
Except if everyone reveals now the mafia will be able to find the professor.

FoS: Chaotix

I also realized this, and that's why I suggested we wait till after the mafia attacks tonight. Still, one day may not be enough time to find the mafia. In any case, I want El Diablo to reveal, at least.

Another possible suspect: Kif Kroker is some kind of reptile/amphibian/thing, right? Could it be that he's cold-blooded, and therefore evaded Bender's thermal vision?

FoS: El Diablo, Morbo, Kif Kroker

seireikhaan
10-02-2008, 04:08
Remaining roles:

Fry
Leela
Zoidberg
Zapp
Kif
Neutral President
Morbo

And the other players:

Lord Winter
El Diablo
Fahad I
SwedishFish
Omanes
Quintus
Fenring

So, I know this is a lot to ask for, but I'd like everyone to reveal their roles. El Diablo and Morbo especially. If you're town, you've got nothing to fear, and if everybody does, there's a good chance we'll get the mafia next time. Thing is- wait until the mafia have struck before you reveal now- because the mafia might change his mind and kill you if he realizes you have a good role.

You can lynch me if you want, I don't care, but you'd just be wasting your time. Chances are the mafia is gonna kill me tonight anyway. And if he does, you'll know I was right. Thanks all.
Fry is too stupid to be the killer. He can barely form coherent thoughts due to his bizarre brain wave pattern, so how could he think to form an alliance with aliens?

Leela, I doubt that ATPG would have made her mafia. Just an inkling. Nothing more.

Zapp is a possibility. He's dumb enough and in a position of power that he could be hoodwinked into betraying humanity. I'd keep an eye on whomever is supposed to be him.

Kif is a flat out coward. No way he's a killer. He runs away from snoo-snoo.:smash: 'Nuff said. (even if it was with giant amazonians:beam:)

The Neutral President- I'm baffled. Who the heck is this? I've never heard of him, and I KNOW I've seen every episode. So this must be a really obscure reference.

Morbo- A green alien who announces his wishes for the destruction of humanity on a daily basis, on a newscast no less. Too obvious to be mafia, perhaps?:inquisitive:

El Diablo
10-02-2008, 04:18
Acting too townie is (I would think) a very risky way to act.

I have no problems with a reveal other than I already knew you were Hermes.
Infact ther are only 3 or 4 people I have not determined who they are. I have kept this a secret as I am not sure who the Professor is. He needs to remain hidden if we are to find the mafia.

BTW, I have no investigation "powers" either. The only power I have is to block actions. This has not been done yet as I have had no idea who to block... (I may have blocked the investigator??).

The only issue I have with a reveal is, are you SURE you know what charater is guilty? It could be Fry, it could be Morbo it could even be Hermes..?

If we are not sure what "character" is mafia then a reveal shows who ever it is who to take out next.

But lets see who makes it through the night...

Lord Winter
10-02-2008, 05:25
@khan My guess is its like his simpsons game. Everyone is fair game for mafia no matter how unlikley it would be.

Edit: Should I say to be mafia

Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2008, 05:28
Apparently I'm the Roman God of Paranoia.

:laugh2:

Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2008, 14:45
Night three will be over when I get back from work.

If anyone is going to do role-blocking, you'd better do it now.

KarlXII
10-03-2008, 01:48
Kif is a flat out coward. No way he's a killer. He runs away from snoo-snoo.:smash: 'Nuff said. (even if it was with giant amazonians:beam:)

Hey!...aw.....

Askthepizzaguy
10-03-2008, 01:49
Night Three

Zapp Brannigan was sitting in his quarters, smooching it up with a young, sexy lady, when the doors of his holosuite opened up and a large bolt of energy was fired across the room. Zapp uttered a loud curse word as he hit the floor, and was unable to commit any actions whatsoever this evening, for he was temporarily paralyzed. Brannigan's sexy female partner pouted for a while because Zapp was no longer able to make love to her. However, she soon disappeared back into the holographic projection unit, and all remained still in Brannigan's quarters.

______________________

Hermes Conrad was sitting alone in his room, and he was computing the likelihood of each suspect being able to commit the terrible crimes, when suddenly, from behind, he was knocked unconscious by a chop against the shoulder. While he was down on the floor, his assailant quickly and painlessly snapped his neck, and then quietly walked away.

_______________________

Flexo, Bender's brother robot, was....

uh... sitting alone in his room. Yeah, that's the ticket. (Sorry, I know it's less clever each time you hear it) The door of his suite opened, and a figure wearing a trenchcoat and a mask entered, with a long hose in hand.

Flexo spoke:
"So, if it isn't the Omicron Agent. Did you know that I was secretly trying to join your side? Hahahahaha! I am just pulling your leg. Actually, I would like to avenge the death of my brother, you twisted meatbag!"

The masked figure turned on the hose and began firing it directly at Flexo, covering him from head to toe, and filling up his suite.

"Bwahahaha!" laughed Flexo. "Didn't you know that Bending Robots are waterproof? I guess you're not so clever after all. No, seriously, I'm not joking. You're a complete moron!"

Just then the masked figure threw a lit match into the room, and closed the doors, locking them.

Flexo, and everything in that room, was incinerated. The hose was not firing water at Flexo, but rocket fuel. DOOP headquarters has many cargo bays, all of them full of large canisters of rocket fuel. Not only was the room incinerated, but it blew a hole in the side of the building, and the blast woke everyone up. When they saw the grim spectacle that was once Flexo's room... no one got any sleep again that night.






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/futurama-206-flexo.jpg

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/hermes.jpg

In memoriam, Flexo and Hermes.




Still Active:

Elite Ferret
Lord Winter
El Diablo
SwedishFish
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Quintus.JC
Fenring

Inactive:

Aries777777- Deactivated by DOOP, Day One
Makaikhaan- Destroyed by electromagnet (Omicron Agent), Night One
Woad&Fangs- Brain-slugged by order of DOOP, Day Two
Pevergreen- Cracked open and served as seafood (Omicron Agent), Night Two
Beefy187- Deactivated by DOOP, Day Three
Shlin28- Blown into molten smithereens, (Omicron Agent), Night Three
Chaotix27- Assassinated, Night Three


Begin Day Four

El Diablo
10-03-2008, 02:26
Okay here goes...

I am the Neutral President. That was me that fired the large bolt of energy at Zapp Brannigan and the Omnicron Agent is still with us. There seems to be a serial killer as well.

Thus Fahad I is INNOCENT.

I have narrowed the professor down to two (who I will obviously not be saying)

But to be able to effortlessly snap the neck of Hermes... it would surely only be Morbo?

Vote QJC

Chaotix
10-03-2008, 02:45
Heh. Figures, way to be predictable there, mafia. But there must be an SK or vigilante as well, because obviously two people died. I'd say El Diablo is probably innocent, now, unless he just made up the fact that he was a roleblocker and someone else just decided to use that ability that turn. Seems unlikely in my book, though.

From SwedishFish's reaction, he's probably Kif Kroker. The cold-blooded argument can still apply there.

Otherwise, it looks like town is screwed unless they get lucky.

El Diablo
10-03-2008, 03:41
Well as far as I see it I know of 5 innocents (but that is only because I know I am innocent so take that as you will).

That leaves:

Lord Winter - who is warm blooded.
SwedishFish - who is an alien and perhaps coldblooded.
QJC - who is also an alien - coldblooded?
Fenring - who is warm blooded.

Of those only QJC character is capable of "easily" breaking Hermes neck and for that matter Zoidbergs.

But I am wondering are we putting too much emphasis on the characters? I can hand on my heart state that the mafia and serial killer are in the four above. My hunch is QJC and Swedishfish.

But then again I was 90% certain that Beefy was scum...:wall:

Chaotix
10-03-2008, 04:11
I think it's safe to put emphasis on character, as that's what happened in ATPG's last mafia game, right? We also know that ATPG puts clues relating to the characters in his write-ups. I think that the fact that Bender did not see the murderer through his thermal vision is most definitely a clue. I interpreted it as the mafia must be either a robot or cold-blooded- but, if you think about it, even robots would show signs of heat. If anyone else has a different interpretation of the clue, they should state that, too. Anything we find in the write-ups will help us.

Askthepizzaguy
10-03-2008, 04:29
I think you guys are right to hunker down and think this one out.

More discussion, more analysis, more thinking. Don't discount any possibility or overlook any clue. And remember, I told you that 010101 was the biggest clue of all. Try to solve it.

KarlXII
10-03-2008, 05:56
Analysis:

We see the Robot Community is more than likely not at fault.


Fry is too stupid to be the killer. He can barely form coherent thoughts due to his bizarre brain wave pattern, so how could he think to form an alliance with aliens?

Plus the fact Bender and Zoidberg were killed, why would he kill them?


Leela, I doubt that ATPG would have made her mafia. Just an inkling. Nothing more.

I'm actually suspicious of her. I have a feeling....


Zapp is a possibility. He's dumb enough and in a position of power that he could be hoodwinked into betraying humanity. I'd keep an eye on whomever is supposed to be him.

Revealed to be vigilante if I am correct. He was also incapacitated, which means he was a target. So no.


Kif is a flat out coward. No way he's a killer. He runs away from snoo-snoo. 'Nuff said. (even if it was with giant amazonians)

Again, I must disagree with your analysis of myself.......though I am not an Agent.


The Neutral President- I'm baffled. Who the heck is this? I've never heard of him, and I KNOW I've seen every episode. So this must be a really obscure reference.

Never heard of him either. I'd keep an eye out.


Morbo- A green alien who announces his wishes for the destruction of humanity on a daily basis, on a newscast no less. Too obvious to be mafia, perhaps?

Agreed.

Pains me to say this, but do we have anything on Amy yet?

Quintus.JC
10-03-2008, 17:47
Sorry for the inactivity, had this game been on the holidays than I would be able to make much more contribution to the game.

Vote: SwedishFish

Fos: all the other inactive people

Quintus.JC
10-03-2008, 17:50
On second thought, I'm only voting for Swedishfish because he is actively taking part in the investigation. Something all good townies should be doing....

Unvote: Swedishfish
Vote: Fenring

I also forgot that Swedish fish is infact an alien, I'd prefer to have humans lynched rather than aliens.

Kralizec
10-03-2008, 18:42
I've been busy. I've got an upcoming test for wich I'll have to practicly memorize half a book plus several birthdays (including my own) and the accompanying intoxication :clown:

Anyway, I've dropped a small hint before but since you don't get it: I'm the oldest character in the game.

Chaotix
10-03-2008, 22:12
What makes Zapp a vigilante? Just because he was roleblocked and could not make actions does not necessarily mean he was even able to make actions anyway. If I missed something beyond the line that he was zapped (heh, pun there) and unable to act for the night, please point it out to me.

EDIT: W00t post 500!

Paradox
10-03-2008, 22:46
Vote: QuintusJC

Same reason as earlier, he's an alien!

Trust me, I'm a certified college drop-out and I've thought this through ~:idea:

Vote: Quintus

Executing all the aliens seems like a good plan.

Vote: Fenring

I also forgot that Swedish fish is infact an alien, I'd prefer to have humans lynched rather than aliens.
I'd say these guys are trying to seperate to hide their true allegiance, a repetitive tactic we have overlooked, it has been happening since the beginning of the game.

Vote: Fenring

Thermal
10-03-2008, 23:20
What makes Zapp a vigilante? Just because he was roleblocked and could not make actions does not necessarily mean he was even able to make actions anyway. If I missed something beyond the line that he was zapped (heh, pun there) and unable to act for the night, please point it out to me.

EDIT: W00t post 500!

you always stay in mafia games for ages, you always weave out of trouble :inquisitive:
oh and well done on your 500th i remember that day, so long ago :laugh4:

pevergreen
10-04-2008, 00:38
I've been busy. I've got an upcoming test for wich I'll have to practicly memorize half a book plus several birthdays (including my own) and the accompanying intoxication :clown:

Anyway, I've dropped a small hint before but since you don't get it: I'm the oldest character in the game.

Fenring = Our lovely Pizza man. He had a Dog once.

Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2008, 03:43
Elite Ferret
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Fenring

Vote... lest the wrath of hypnotoad befall ye... :whip:












This is my 3,000th post. :sad: :balloon:

Beefy187
10-05-2008, 08:48
[B]

This is my 3,000th post. :sad: :balloon:

Balloon for you sir:balloon2: Congrats!!

KarlXII
10-05-2008, 16:53
Vote:Fahad I

Chaotix
10-05-2008, 18:08
Elite Ferret
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Fenring

Vote... lest the wrath of hypnotoad befall ye... :whip:












This is my 3,000th post. :sad: :balloon:


Hmph. It appears I've been upstaged... :laugh4:

Omanes Alexandrapolites
10-05-2008, 20:24
Argh! I'm still totally in a sea of confusion :dizzy2:

Vote: SwedishFish

...and I have absolutely no idea why I'm doing it.

Lord Winter
10-05-2008, 21:13
Sorry everyone I've been busy this round. Anyway I have some Homework to do and then I want to read though the thread so I'll vote in 4-6 hours.

Askthepizzaguy
10-06-2008, 00:31
Update:

Elite Ferret Askthepizzaguy(1)- uses random.org to vote.
Lord Winter- no vote yet
El Diablo votes for Quintus.JC
SwedishFish votes for Fahad I
Fahad I votes for Fenring
Omanes Alexandrapolites votes for SwedishFish
Quintus.JC votes for Fenring
Fenring Askthepizzaguy(2) uses random.org to vote.


I note that Swedishfish voted for Fahad I, even after the Night Three exposition. Most curious! :laugh2:

I note that Fenring has NOT voted, and that Elite Ferret has NOT voted, and they both missed last round.

I am hereby substituting for both of them until they get back.

:whip:

Also sending both of them a warning from Hypnotoad.

Chaotix
10-06-2008, 03:39
Does mean Fahad is Zapp? I could be wrong, but I don't believe you ever revealed Zapp's identity in the write-up.

Lord Winter
10-06-2008, 04:43
The remaining non confirmed innocents.

El Diablo- I'm tending to belive his reveal making him innocent or so we hope. For this round anyway I'll dismiss him.
Fahad I: If El Diablo's reveal is true then he's innocent too.
SwedishFish: I don't know what about him but he seems Scummy. Just with the way he's been acting FoS
Omanes: Seems like he generaly doesn't have the time to take part in the game.
Quintus: Seems to be following the do enough to not get accused as a lurker mafia rout. FoS
Fenring: I can doubt that the mafia would let themselves be replaced in the voting.

Vote: Swedish Fish

Your acting strangly.

El Diablo
10-06-2008, 04:51
I must say that I think the two we need to get are SwedishFish and QJC.

Fenring is a possibility but he is Fry and so get the benifit of the doubt for me.

Thus I have to change my Vote to SwedishFish to hopefully get (one of) my target(s)

Unvote QJC vote SwedishFish

ED

KarlXII
10-06-2008, 05:39
I assure you all, I am not the Agent.. I have been giving my time to find the Agent, something some have not done here. I also am focused on protecting a certain someone, and wish no harm!

Unvote: Fahad I
Vote: El Diablo


Thus I have to change my Vote to SwedishFish to hopefully get (one of) my target(s)

Hm?

Lord Winter
10-06-2008, 06:15
OMGUS vote? Hmm... Scummy

El Diablo
10-06-2008, 19:27
from night three write up Zapp uttered a loud curse word as he hit the floor, and was unable to commit any actions whatsoever this evening

That was me that got Zapp. I was unsure if he was scum so I blocked his action to see if the killing stopped. It did not thus Fahad I is innocent.


from night three write upHermes Conrad was sitting alone in his room, and he was computing the likelihood of each suspect being able to commit the terrible crimes, when suddenly, from behind, he was knocked unconscious by a chop against the shoulder. While he was down on the floor, his assailant quickly and painlessly snapped his neck, and then quietly walked away.

Thus we have a killer loose..


from night three write upFlexo, and everything in that room, was incinerated.

Thus we have two killers loose...

Thus I have TARGETS.

If you have been doing such stellar detective work, then please let us know some details...

Vote stands.

KarlXII
10-06-2008, 19:40
Talk about a waste of a vote, then. :juggle2:

Kralizec
10-06-2008, 20:29
Vote: Quintus JC

Sorry for the inactivity :embarassed:

Paradox
10-06-2008, 23:26
Vote: Quintus JC

Sorry for the inactivity :embarassed:
Alright, I doubt it's you.:tongue2:

Unvote: Fenring
Vote: SwedishFish

I agree with Lord Winter, a bit scummy and mysterious, his reasoning is somewhat blatant.:blank2:

KarlXII
10-06-2008, 23:46
Since I'll probably be executed, I might as well tell you guys my purpose.

I am Kif Kroker, with me alive, no one can do no harm to Amy, who is more than likely an innocent townie.

Here's to Earth being destroyed!:furious3:

El Diablo
10-07-2008, 01:23
Amy has already been confirmed as an innocent townie.
I have no idea why you would have the special ability to keep Amy alive.
Seems dubious..

I have Kif, Morbo and at a very outside Fry or Leela as suspects.

Morbo was my number 1 suspect although I have gotten it very very wrong before.

I wanted to get Morbo first so I will change my vote again..

Unvote SwedishFish Vote QJC

So as a tally:

Elite Ferret - random .org
Lord Winter - SwedishFish
El Diablo - QJC
SwedishFish - El Diablo
Fahad I - SwedishFish
Omanes - SwedishFish
QJC - Fenring
Fenring - QJC

Gives:

SwedishFish - 3
QJC - 2
El Diablo - 1

I think it is QJC (as a start)

KarlXII
10-07-2008, 01:58
I have no idea why you would have the special ability to keep Amy alive.

Kif Kroker, in Futurama, is in love with Amy. Therefore, he'd protect her.

El Diablo
10-07-2008, 03:22
Yes, but why is she so important?

Vote for QJC and you may get a reprive.

ED

KarlXII
10-07-2008, 04:02
Good point. But I think Amy is just town.

Unvote: El Diablo
Vote: QJC

Quintus.JC
10-07-2008, 08:01
Pesky humaniods trying to lynch me, your planet is doomed anyway. Doomed!!! :Alien:

Askthepizzaguy
10-07-2008, 18:54
Time has expired. excuse my lateness.

Those who did not vote will be getting a temporary replacement. In the meantime, I'm giving them one last chance to vote while I check email and do the writeups.

Excuse me for a little bit, I'll be back.

Askthepizzaguy
10-07-2008, 19:12
Elite Ferret- no vote RANDOM VOTE: Lord Winter
Lord Winter- SwedishFish
El Diablo- QJC
SwedishFish- QJC
Fahad I- SwedishFish
Omanes Alexandrapolites- Swedishfish
Quintus.JC- Fenring
Fenring- QJC


SwedishFish- 3
QJC- 3
Fenring- 1
Lord Winter- 1

Someone should change their vote, otherwise I may do a double lynch. And I have to give EF his random vote from random.org, unless glyphz or Aries777777 (designated subs) wish to break the tie.

Paradox
10-07-2008, 19:33
Unvote: SwedishFish
Vote: QJC

Wouldn't want to risk any more townies. I have a feeling QJC is a prime suspect now that SwedishFish probably isn't.

Askthepizzaguy
10-07-2008, 19:49
Day Four

Morbo the human-hating alien, host of the tele-broadcast "Morbo", and Kif Kroker, the amphibious humanoid serving under Zapp Brannigan, were tied for votes. The humans had apparently decided that they couldn't trust anyone but humans, in defense of all mankind.

Professor Farnsworth warned everyone about the dangerous of a double-lynch, but the DOOP committee seemed indecisive and nobody seemed to want to change their votes. Out of the eight remaining life forms, 2 would be rendered inactive by this vote, and at least one would die from the actions of the murderous Omicron Agent tonight, plus a possible vigilante killing. If all of these went disastrously for town, that would leave 4 left, plus the possible full might of the Omicronians, 2 to be precise.

And the mysterious third party was still alive, so much hung in the balance.

Suddenly, Zapp Brannigan boldly stood up and said that he would change his vote, thus sparing town from a possibly disastrous ending. Professor Farnsworth smiled and saw the wisdom in his decision, and was surprised and delighted by the unusually clever action by Zapp, notorious for his reckless behavior as the captain of the DOOP flagship.

Farnsworth nodded and said that it was done.

Morbo was promptly arrested and brain-slugged, unable to continue resisting or aiding the Democratic Order of Planets.



Still Active:

Elite Ferret Aries777777 (subbing for Elite Ferret)
Lord Winter
El Diablo
Fahad I
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Fenring
SwedishFish

Inactive:

Aries777777- Deactivated by DOOP, Day One
Makaikhaan- Destroyed by electromagnet (Omicron Agent), Night One
Woad&Fangs- Brain-slugged by order of DOOP, Day Two
Pevergreen- Cracked open and served as seafood (Omicron Agent), Night Two
Beefy187- Deactivated by DOOP, Day Three
Shlin28- Blown into molten smithereens, (Omicron Agent), Night Three
Chaotix27- Assassinated, Night Three
Quintus.JC- Brain-slugged by order of DOOP, Day Four


Begin Night Four

El Diablo
10-07-2008, 19:57
ATPG - haven't you "deactiveated" SwedishFish instead of QJC?

Or am I misreading?

ED

Askthepizzaguy
10-07-2008, 20:02
Yeah, like a dummy I brain-slugged the wrong person. It took a few seconds, but I corrected it.

Just to give town a chance, I would like to say there are 2 Omicron-aligned players left, and the third party is still alive. That leaves just 4 townies, one of which is likely to die tonight, possibly more.

Those of you with special abilities should probably use them, because by the next night, it may be too late.

The climactic finish of Futurama begins day 5... everyone should tune in and put their thinking caps on...

010101....

KarlXII
10-07-2008, 20:06
Now that that's over, we must wait and see what occurs tonight.

Askthepizzaguy
10-07-2008, 20:16
I have to run for a couple days, I think. I would like night actions from everyone, EVERYONE, by the time I get back. Oh, and one final hint:

Who is it always?

See you in a little bit.

Chaotix
10-08-2008, 00:15
Aha! It's Fenring! It's always Fenring! Wahahahahaha!

[Come on town, we can pull through here...]

El Diablo
10-08-2008, 00:38
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; Today at 07:53. Reason: Brain slugged the wrong person...

Imagine explaining this to the cops..

"So, ah, what happened here?"
"Well, constable, you see the brain slug thing, yeah well, I kinda you know well, put it on the wrong guy"