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Thermal
11-18-2008, 00:25
That's what we are going to find out....:beam:
Chaotix27,Quintus.JC,Aries these guys are the Mafia....they just don't want us to kill the zombies too quickly.....and I find it troubling that they are not targeting the zombies.....I mean if we don't kill them tonight, there well be 3 to 6 more zombies....:help:

im a zombie killer fool, your white eyes are turning black infidel!

naut
11-18-2008, 03:49
Zombies Can't vote:yes:
Actually if you look at the past two rounds votes from Andres and I have been in the tally. ~;p

White_eyes:D
11-18-2008, 04:21
Actually if you look at the past two rounds votes from Andres and I have been in the tally. ~;p

should not be......your a frekken zombie for crying out loud....:whip: and all zombies I have heard of,eat brains not use them:smash:

Thermal
11-18-2008, 19:41
unvote whoever i voted for
vote white eyes

willy can get a wee bit angry now un' then cant ee? angre nuff' to kill maybe!

glyphz
11-18-2008, 20:43
*posted outside Kwik-E-Mart*


The Current Day 6 Tally (brought to you by your local Kwik-E-Mart)
5 votes:
Rythmic - (glyphz, Smowz, QJC, WE:D, TSzat, El D.)

4 votes:
TevashSzat - (C27, QJC, Rythmic, N2, A7s)

1 vote:
Aries777777 - (C27)
glyphz - (YLC)
Quintus.JC - (TSzat)
El Diablo - A7s
WhiteEyes:D - (A7s)

Deadline - ?

White_eyes:D
11-18-2008, 22:50
unvote whoever i voted for
vote white eyes

willy can get a wee bit angry now un' then cant ee? angre nuff' to kill maybe!

Aries.....I am a townie(Proved in write-up)......and your vote will only serve to KILL YA:skull:......:whip: but then again......Waste of time......*goes back to check his busted tractor*

Thermal
11-19-2008, 01:11
Aries.....I am a townie(Proved in write-up)......and your vote will only serve to KILL YA:skull:......:whip: but then again......Waste of time......*goes back to check his busted tractor*

NO ONE is ever proved innocent till the end, your still fair game anyhow

White_eyes:D
11-19-2008, 04:22
NO ONE is ever proved innocent till the end, your still fair game anyhow

:inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive: There are no serial killers left......so.......I am a Mafia?:laugh4: no my friend you are just in a depressed state or something here have a balloon:balloon2:
and the Mafia did take a swing at me, that's why there is only 1.5 Mafia left......:whip:

Thermal
11-19-2008, 20:54
:inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive: There are no serial killers left......so.......I am a Mafia?:laugh4: no my friend you are just in a depressed state or something here have a balloon:balloon2:
and the Mafia did take a swing at me, that's why there is only 1.5 Mafia left......:whip:

due to a week of lost internet you cant expect me to keep up with everything that happened, im not looking through every post i missed of every game! give me a break

Chaotix
11-19-2008, 22:30
Well, he only mentioned it to you about three times, Aries... :laugh4:

Shouldn't we be having this lynch sooner rather than later? This game seems to be slooooooooooowing doooooooooooooooooownnnnnnnnnnnnnn.........................

Askthepizzaguy
11-19-2008, 23:23
I am back.

Sorry. Shall we cut it down to 2 days per voting phase?

Tally plz?



5 votes:
Rythmic - (glyphz, Smowz, QJC, WE:D, TSzat, El D.)

4 votes:
TevashSzat - (C27, QJC, Rythmic, N2, A7s)

Is this right?

Thermal
11-19-2008, 23:26
Well, he only mentioned it to you about three times, Aries... :laugh4:

Shouldn't we be having this lynch sooner rather than later? This game seems to be slooooooooooowing doooooooooooooooooownnnnnnnnnnnnnn.........................

i'll settle for twice :yes:

glyphz
11-19-2008, 23:27
I am back.

Sorry. Shall we cut it down to 2 days per voting phase?

Tally plz?


Is this right?
Pretty much
5 votes:
Rythmic - (glyphz, Smowz, WE:D, TSzat, El D.)

4 votes:
TevashSzat - (C27, QJC, Rythmic, N2)

1 vote:
glyphz - (YLC)
WhiteEyes:D - (A7s)

Askthepizzaguy
11-20-2008, 00:18
Day Six

The town tried to lynch the zombie Wiggum, but unfortunately, they could not. Even if they could catch the zombie, only those with firearms could deliver the fatal blow. And none would step forward and claim that they had a firearm, for fear of being labelled a mafia. Mr Burns was the only one so far who had been brave enough to show he had a gun, and he wasn't willing to give it up. He's also a terrible shot.

Zombies cannot be lynched, but you're allowed to try.
-ATPG

Begin Night Six

White_eyes:D
11-20-2008, 04:29
and yet zombies can vote WTH?:furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3:

Chaotix
11-20-2008, 04:47
Well. I guess THAT's why we should be voting for the mafia instead of the zombies. Ahem.

*pumps shotgun*

Here's my conclusion: Zombies are able to vote, but not able to be lynched. However, they can be killed by the mafia. They are also green on ATPG's list. For this reason, I believe they are probably neutral. Perhaps it is that the zombies are even pro-town, considering that killing the mafia is the only way to ensure their survival. Maybe, and this is a stretch, they work sort of like vigilante's. If we manage to get rid of all the mafia, we may then have to defeat the zombies. Or we may not, and we just get victory.

I don't think we should worry about them too much any longer. It's not like we can do anything to them anyway. And no, my gun doesn't give me a night action. I think it's either self-defense, or just ATPG's little way of screwing the town over further by making me look suspicious. :clown:

White_eyes:D
11-20-2008, 04:57
Well. I guess THAT's why we should be voting for the mafia instead of the zombies. Ahem.

*pumps shotgun*

Here's my conclusion: Zombies are able to vote, but not able to be lynched. However, they can be killed by the mafia. They are also green on ATPG's list. For this reason, I believe they are probably neutral. Perhaps it is that the zombies are even pro-town, considering that killing the mafia is the only way to ensure their survival. Maybe, and this is a stretch, they work sort of like vigilante's. If we manage to get rid of all the mafia, we may then have to defeat the zombies. Or we may not, and we just get victory.

I don't think we should worry about them too much any longer. It's not like we can do anything to them anyway. And no, my gun doesn't give me a night action. I think it's either self-defense, or just ATPG's little way of screwing the town over further by making me look suspicious. :clown:

Well, you are a crappy shot:yes::laugh4::clown:

Yoyoma1910
11-20-2008, 05:22
:idea2:


Oh wait, I know.






Revive Professor Fink, the zombie killer.




:rolleyes:

ULC
11-20-2008, 05:26
Ya! Two votes for me!

Thermal
11-20-2008, 17:54
i am seriously not joking, but i do have the ability to kill zombies, how can you put it past ze geeky super freak that is comic book guy :yes:

Thermal
11-20-2008, 18:01
can someone specify who to kill, i sent an order for rythmic but northnovas is zombie too isnt he? and white eyes when was anything saying zombies couldnt vote? you've completely mis lead everyone!

White_eyes:D
11-20-2008, 22:39
can someone specify who to kill, i sent an order for rythmic but northnovas is zombie too isnt he? and white eyes when was anything saying zombies couldnt vote? you've completely mis lead everyone!

How was I to know Brain eating Zombies could vote?:clown:(I mean I was playing left for dead just today.....:smg:)

Thermal
11-20-2008, 22:46
How was I to know Brain eating Zombies could vote?:clown:(I mean I was playing left for dead just today.....:smg:)

ok we've both been idiots lets stop tearing at each other and decide which zombie to kill....

Chaotix
11-20-2008, 23:00
If you've been able to kill the zombies this whole time, Aries, then why haven't you been doing it? It just might have helped us with our small zombie problem. :wall:

It doesn't make a difference which one of them you kill, as long as you do it.

White_eyes:D
11-21-2008, 00:26
Yeah, after tonight if Willies right.....there well only be maybe no less then 5 townies LEFT:skull:....and as much as I would LOVE to think the Mafia would help on this one....there is no way they will without at least killing the reviver.....and no matter how you look at it we well have at least one zombie left....:furious3:

Thermal
11-21-2008, 00:29
not for long hopefully, i completely forgot about my role anyway, i wasnt even expecting to still be in this after my internet came back on, i'm sorry for my indecisiveness.... :sweatdrop:

Askthepizzaguy
11-22-2008, 04:18
Is that it for the night actions?

Writeup to follow.

Askthepizzaguy
11-22-2008, 05:18
Night Six:


Just as Otto Mann was settling in for the evening, the zombie mayor Quimby showed up and rang the doorbell.

Otto: "Yeah?"

Quimby: "Vote Quimby...."

Otto: "Sorry Mayor dude, but I'm not even registered to vote. To tell you the truth, I'm not even sure this is my house."

The mayor promptly bit his neck, and Otto Mann fell to the floor, and bled to death. His body was not found in the morning.



________________________

Dr. Julius Hibbert had just raised Professor Frink from the dead, when suddenly Clancy Wiggum broke into the hospital and grabbed a bone saw. Seeing the doctor was engrossed in the operation, Wiggum took the bone saw and sliced Hibbert's arm off. As Hibbert fell to the ground in pain, Wiggum began eating his arm.

Hibbert tried to fight back but lost consciousness due to the blood loss and the sight of his own arm being consumed by the pig-like zombie. His body was not found in the morning.



________________________


Comic book guy was armed to the teeth. He was wearing his medieval armour, circa 1080 AD, and was equipped with a laser scanning optical tracking device which fit over his helm. He was carrying a sword, a dagger, and other geek memorabilia, but he was also carrying the only working Romulan disruptor from the Star Trek series, several live grenades painted to look like they came from the Resident Evil 4 game, and a "light saber" which was actually more like a focused cutting torch, slightly modified to look like a light saber.

He saw the monster enter the hospital, and he knew this was where he must hunt the beast. After taking the service elevator (the regular elevator could only hold a maximum of 2000 pounds) to the third floor, he used his laser tracking device to follow a trail of ooze and blood to the body of Dr. Julius Hibbert, where the monster was feeding.

He pulled out a flash grenade and chucked it into the room. The monster was stunned by the sudden light, and staggered in confusion. The Comic Book Guy then used his phaser to slice the zombie's legs off and blast him in the head several times. As the creature lay in agony, he grabbed his "light saber" and torched the festering corpse, slicing its head off and cutting his torso diagonally.

The foul beast was no more, and Comic Book Guy left in search of other zombies to slay, completely oblivious to the fact that Dr. Julius Hibbert was still breathing.






YLC is revived by Dr. Hibbert as Professor Frink. You can still consider them separate players.

Askthepizzaguy
11-22-2008, 05:28
Alive:

Aries777777
Chaotix27
El Diablo
Glyphz
NorthNovas
Quintus
Sarathos
Smowz
TevashSzat
WhiteEyes:D
YLC- Lovejoy (in for swedishfish)
YLC- revived as Frink


Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)
Beefy187- (Sideshow Bob, executed after the vote, Day Five)
Andres- (Maggie Simpson, blown apart by Snake's magnum, Night Five)
Rythmic- (Slain Night Six by Comic Book Guy)
Lord Winter- WOG



Begin Day Seven







Starting now, the following changes are implemented:

48 hour voting phases for day, and 24 hours for night actions. Get your night actions in beforehand if you're not sure you can make it.

Due to a misjudgment on my part, I allowed zombies to vote in one round. That should not have happened, but I didn't have a rule against it. I see that this creates an unfair situation for town. From this moment on, zombies cannot vote.

Lord Winter is WOG'ed due to over 5 days of inactivity.

ULC
11-22-2008, 15:55
Vote: Glyphz
Vote: Glyphz

:devilish:

Chaotix
11-22-2008, 18:34
The final Serial Killer is TevashSzat. I have no doubt in my mind. Pretty sure Smowz was mafia, too, before he was zombified.

Vote: TevashSzat

Quintus.JC
11-22-2008, 21:16
Vote: TevashSzat

Patty and Salma are Itchy and Scratchy... it must be it.

Thermal
11-23-2008, 00:47
Vote: TevashSzat
:dizzy2:

Chaotix
11-23-2008, 03:06
You have to repost and bold your vote, Aries, otherwise it won't be counted. :sigh:

Edit: *wishes there was a "sigh" smilie*

glyphz
11-23-2008, 06:14
Zombies cannot be lynched, but you're allowed to try.
-ATPG
~:handball:

Vote: TevashSzat
:shrug:

Quintus.JC
11-23-2008, 11:19
Zombies can't be lynched? If so then town is in serious trouble...

Askthepizzaguy
11-23-2008, 12:38
More votes please.

Edit: nevermind.

Askthepizzaguy
11-23-2008, 14:50
TevashSzat has 4 of the possible 8 votes. It's possible that there could be a tie, so as much as I'd like to advance the round I cannot do that fairly at the moment. Several hours remain, and I need to get moving.

I also know others are waiting on me to finish the game so theirs can start; unfortunately I don't know how much longer it will take.

I want everyone to check this thread and their private messages regularly, some players have hidden abilities which should be active soon.

I'll be back as soon as I can, but it might not be tonight.

TevashSzat
11-23-2008, 18:36
Meh.....it looks like I'm dead already, but I will vote:Glyphz

White_eyes:D
11-24-2008, 02:15
hmmmm......as much as I would love to keep you around Itchy.....Your uselessness last night in helping with the zombie problem are clear.....and even if you are Patty and Salma you are still useless and are just food for the zombies.....therefore.....Vote:TevashSzat :smash:

Thermal
11-24-2008, 18:49
just food for the zombies.....therefore.....Vote:TevashSzat :smash:

(charming!)
oh and i beliveeeeeee the correct term would be genetically produces farming-fizzy delectables :bow:

TevashSzat
11-24-2008, 20:59
hmmmm......as much as I would love to keep you around Itchy.....Your uselessness last night in helping with the zombie problem are clear.....and even if you are Patty and Salma you are still useless and are just food for the zombies.....therefore.....Vote:TevashSzat :smash:

Well, I actually sent in orders to kill Rythmic, which whoever was comic book guy killed too. So there, we both went after the same zombie. Thats right, I'm Itchy&Scratchy....

How bout a deal guys.....I will help you guys kill zombies if you let me live?

Thermal
11-24-2008, 21:04
Well, I actually sent in orders to kill Rythmic, which whoever was comic book guy killed too. So there, we both went after the same zombie. Thats right, I'm Itchy&Scratchy....

How bout a deal guys.....I will help you guys kill zombies if you let me live?

if you couldnt tell from my excruciatingly bad acting already i'm comic book guy, and the answers no

Chaotix
11-24-2008, 22:07
Notta chance, you've no reason to keep your end of the bargain as you have to kill us to win anyway. And we have to kill you to win, too.

White_eyes:D
11-24-2008, 23:29
YLC and Aries you guys better take out the two most active zombies ok? in the mean while Willie will get Greased up......and Itchy? you kinda screwed up when you attacked me:laugh4:

Edit:Aries and YLC I mean it :whip: PM each other and kill the mayor and ottoman they would be the most dangerous I think....

TevashSzat
11-25-2008, 03:17
YLC and Aries you guys better take out the two most active zombies ok? in the mean while Willie will get Greased up......and Itchy? you kinda screwed up when you attacked me:laugh4:

Edit:Aries and YLC I mean it :whip: PM each other and kill the mayor and ottoman they would be the most dangerous I think....

Well, you might be bluffing so I tried to call you on it in case you were a serial killer too or whatever, but alas, it didn't work (you aren't unkillable either you know)

White_eyes:D
11-25-2008, 07:00
Well, you might be bluffing so I tried to call you on it in case you were a serial killer too or whatever, but alas, it didn't work (you aren't unkillable either you know)

*Laughs and takes a long drink of whiskey* you thought you could kill Willie with those cheap robots?:robot: Never underestimate a Scotsman~:thumb: ( as I said Side show Bob was the only one who could take me out without at least losing a few limbs....:laugh2:)

Beefy187
11-25-2008, 07:53
*Laughs and takes a long drink of whiskey* you thought you could kill Willie with those cheap robots?:robot: Never underestimate a Scotsman~:thumb: ( as I said Side show Bob was the only one who could take me out without at least losing a few limbs....:laugh2:)


Wait.. wasnt Willie Irish? Not Scotsman?

ULC
11-25-2008, 08:19
No, Willie is most definitely a Scotsman

Sigurd
11-25-2008, 13:50
Tally:

TevashSzat: 5 (Chatorix, Quintus.JC, Aries, glyphz, White_eyes)
Glyphz: 3 (TevashSzat, YLC, YLC)

I guess Tevash should be considered lynched in this now 81 hour day phase?

Askthepizzaguy
11-25-2008, 16:19
Apologies for my lateness.

Indeed Tevash is dead. And night actions please...

Askthepizzaguy
11-25-2008, 16:22
Alive:

Aries777777
Chaotix27
El Diablo
Glyphz
NorthNovas
Quintus
Sarathos
Smowz
WhiteEyes:D
YLC- Lovejoy (in for swedishfish)
YLC- revived as Frink


Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)
Beefy187- (Sideshow Bob, executed after the vote, Day Five)
Andres- (Maggie Simpson, blown apart by Snake's magnum, Night Five)
Rythmic- (Slain Night Six by Comic Book Guy)
Lord Winter- WOG
TevashSzat- (Itchy and Scratchy, captured and dismantled by town, Day Seven)

The game should be over soon. I'll try not to let it slip again.

Askthepizzaguy
11-25-2008, 19:32
everyone with a night action has sent me a night action, or had an ally send the action. Thank you!

I don't have to waste time waiting.

Night Seven


Moe the bartender broke into the Kwik-E-Mart and began hunting down some... "Indian food". Apu was hiding behind the counter with his new shotgun.

"Come on, you filthy stinking corpse... Apu has a complimentary trip to the heavens to visit Vishnu. Just don't touch my carefully arranged magazines."

Moe turned towards the soft muttering and began stalking forward. Apu stood up and aimed his weapon, then pulled the trigger.

The weapon backfired, and Apu was knocked in the face with the recoil. The noise made the zombie run away out the window, but Apu was left bleeding pretty badly. This angered the usually calm and cheerful Hindu.

"Thank you, come again! I'll see you in hell!"

-one of Apu's "lives" was lost in the attack.


_____________________________

Doctor Julius Hibbert was wandering through the hospital, looking for fatty flesh to consume.

As he rounded a corner, he saw the Comic Book Guy. He roared with delight, which caused the huge nerd to turn his head and fire a phaser shot at the zombies' head.

The zombie was blinded, and began tipping backwards. It collided with a glass window and fell down to the parking garage below.

When Comic Book Guy finally waddled to the window however, there was no sign of the zombie.



_____________________________

Diamond Joe Quimby wandered towards the Frink Lab, blood oozing from his eyes and face.

The Frinkmeister was arming himself with his anti-zombie chronometric molecular discombobulator but did not see Quimby sneak up on him. When he turned and tried to fire, it was too late.

The Frinky one had his tasty, tasty brain eaten by zombies.


_____________________________

Monty Burns, Krusty the Clown, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, dressed in dark red robes, break inside Springfield Hospital and find a cluster of zombies feasting on their latest victim. They pulled shotguns from their robes and aimed carefully.

They fired their weapons at the zombies, and their bodies were blown to pieces.

3 zombies lay in ruin... Quimby, Otto, and Moe.






Alive: (8)

Aries777777
Chaotix27
Glyphz
Quintus
WhiteEyes:D
Smowz- Lovejoy (sub for YLC/swedishfish)
YLC- Frink
El Diablo

Dead: (21)

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)
Beefy187- (Sideshow Bob, executed after the vote, Day Five)
Andres- (Maggie Simpson, blown apart by Snake's magnum, Night Five)
Rythmic- (Slain Night Six by Comic Book Guy)
Lord Winter- WOG
TevashSzat- (Itchy and Scratchy, captured and dismantled by town, Day Seven)
Sarathos- (Moe the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)
NorthNovas- (Quimby the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)
Smowz- (Otto the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)


Note that Smowz is subbing for YLC/Swedishfish to play Lovejoy.


Begin Day Eight, the final day (?)

Night actions to me in approx 48 hours, please. Votes until then...

ULC
11-25-2008, 20:12
I hate you Quimby :whip:

:laugh4:

Northnovas
11-25-2008, 22:39
Hate him or love him you have to remember to vote for "Diamond Joe Quimby"! :toff:

White_eyes:D
11-25-2008, 22:50
Sooo......is Snake still alive?? or should we vote zombies to kill time and have laughs?:clown:

Chaotix
11-25-2008, 23:38
Odd... I suppose Snake could still be alive, although it's unlikely... I'm pretty sure it was Smowz (as Otto, before he was turned into a zombie). We probably just have to get rid of the remaining zombies to win, but we can do that during a lynch. Should we just waste a lynch on the zombies and then leave it to Aries and me and my gang to take down the zombies?

That's me, Quintus, and glyphz, by the way: as a safety net for the town in the event there are zombies left after all the mafia are dead, we become zombie slayers to take 'em all down. So just sit back and watch us knock'em dead!

Vote: YLC

ULC
11-26-2008, 00:34
You do realize that Zombies go first, correct? So I'll just finish off Glyphz and then we will see what happens, considering you three have to work together...

White_eyes:D
11-26-2008, 01:38
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Vote:YLC I almost died laughing reading about "The Gang" that Chaotix has....:clown:

Yoyoma1910
11-26-2008, 08:02
Odd... I suppose Snake could still be alive, although it's unlikely... I'm pretty sure it was Smowz (as Otto, before he was turned into a zombie).


I think the clue for Snake was the always smelled like "wacky tabaccy." So it was likely Otto.

I'm also glad y'all finally got Tevash. I had sued him on night one, blocking his action.

But the vigilante killed me before I could make the connection between the no Itchy and Scratchy kill, and my own action. And it wouldn't have been fair for me to say anything post mortem..

Thermal
11-26-2008, 22:01
vote: ylc im glad doctor hibbert found my space rangers to be delectable, if only i'd worn quad-ral-optric gun goggles i'd have got him

White_eyes:D
11-26-2008, 22:50
vote: ylc im glad doctor hibbert found my space rangers to be delectable, if only i'd worn quad-ral-optric gun goggles i'd have got him

Take out YLC tonight.....once again the most active zombies must die....:smash:

Smowz
11-27-2008, 05:33
vote: Chaotix

Quintus.JC
11-27-2008, 08:46
vote: Chaotix

Care to give a reason?

Vote: YLC

Sigurd
11-27-2008, 10:45
Tally

YLC: 4 (Aries, Chatorix, White_eyes, Quintus)
Chatorix: 1 (Smowz)

not voting: 1 (glyphz)

About 9 hours remaining in this round.

glyphz
11-27-2008, 11:49
Vote: YLC

You do realize that Zombies go first, correct? So I'll just finish off Glyphz and then we will see what happens, considering you three have to work together...:sweatdrop:
I got a shotgun, you know. Confident that I can use it properly by now, if that means anything...

Andres
11-27-2008, 13:10
Muahahaha, you can't kill a zombie!

Vote : YLC

I'm alive! Alive!

Smowz
11-27-2008, 13:37
I thought you could not lynch a zombie?

Sigurd
11-27-2008, 14:16
Besides... zombies can't vote.
Back to your coffin Andres.:mellow:

Askthepizzaguy
11-27-2008, 16:06
Zombies cannot be lynched... are you guys sure you want to do this?

Askthepizzaguy
11-27-2008, 17:18
End of Day Eight. Lynching YLC was not possible due to his zombie status.

Night actions please.

Askthepizzaguy
11-27-2008, 17:35
That's right, I am going to spam my own thread. *ducks to avoid moderator action*

The Golden Rule mafia game is set to begin once one of the current small games is finished. I'm next in line.

This is not your usual Simpsons/Futurama themed Askthepizzaguy game, and there will be no roleplaying. You will all be yourselves, and the winner of the game is guaranteed to get all the gold in the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, which holds more gold bullion than Fort Knox.

*Not a guarantee.
"The Golden Rule"

12-15 players.

This game is a small game not based on any television show or movie, and there aren't any characters. Everyone who joins will be playing themselves. Before you hit the snooze button, let me assure you this is not going to be a boring game.

Several players are involved in a conspiracy to hijack a shipment of gold bars heading from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York to various nations around the globe.

This shipment was hijacked by a group of conspirators, and their objective is to survive and escape from the country with the gold. However, there are others trying to stop them from making off with the money, and there is at least one traitor within the group who wants to kill off the others and keep all the gold for himself.

You DON'T want to miss this game.

As you might expect, there's more to this mafia than meets the eye. It wouldn't be an Askthepizzaguy game without a decent twist.

Thermal
11-27-2008, 18:17
Muahahaha, you can't kill a zombie!



we'll see about that :evil:

Thermal
11-29-2008, 15:11
night up? this thread has stagnated for almost 3 days now....

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 01:00
Night Eight is long over... tallying results, redesigning orbital vectors, calculating launch windows, and reticulating splines.

ULC
11-30-2008, 01:45
Night Eight is long over... tallying results, redesigning orbital vectors, calculating launch windows, and reticulating splines.

And you need to stop playing Sims 2

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 01:47
Do you know that's actually a reference to SimCity 2000?

They reused it for Sims 2.

ULC
11-30-2008, 01:54
Do you know that's actually a reference to SimCity 2000?

They reused it for Sims 2.

Cheap :daisy:s

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 02:28
The town huddled inside the Springfield Hospital for their final stand.

The Hibbert zombie approached Burns... but Burns lifted his frail little arms and pulled the trigger of his shotgun, hands trembling, not even aiming... the noise frightened the zombie away.

Burns apparently has some anti-zombie skills.


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The Frink zombie scrambles forward and bites Apu on the foot, and the Hindu screams in pain and terror. Not willing to become a zombie, the brilliant Hindu blasts the zombie in the face and takes half of his leg with it.

The zombie, badly hurt, scrambles off, and Apu is left bleeding badly. There happens to be a blowtorch in the room, and Apu used it to burn the wound until it stopped bleeding, thus preventing him from bleeding to death. He would still need a doctor, and soon, but at least he wasn't dying and he wasn't a zombie.

Apu has 0 lives remaining.



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Finally, the last of the zombies broke through the barricade and advanced.
Krusty the clown and Monty Burns lifted their shotguns and pointed them at the advancing zombies, and both the Hibbert zombie and the Frink zombie were granted their eternal reward.

The town stood in shock, and everyone began to celebrate. The Springfield Mafia were dead, and all the serial killers had been eliminated. The zombies had all been destroyed.

Then, Apu lifted his weapon and aimed it at Reverend Lovejoy, and blasted the pesky priest's pious little head clean off his shoulders.

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Final Chapter

Groundskeeper Willie and Comic Book Guy turned and looked at their fellow Springfieldians, who had just rescued them from certain and imminent death at the hands of the undead; their allies who had destroyed Mafia and Murderer alike, and saw three men in Dark Red robes, each bearing the symbol of the Stonecutters.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/hammer_symbol.png

The three Stonecutters looked at the obese Comic Book Guy and the drunken Scotsman, nodded to one another, and lifted their shotguns.

"Wait one second! I do not understand why you three are turning on us after all we have been through." said Comic Book Guy.

Willie spoke up: "Ach, these wee Stonecutters are a bunch of seedless grapes, minus the grapes. They wouldn't know honor or dignity if it mowed their lawns for them and unclogged their toilets after Burritofest. But I'm not going down without a fight like some cheese-eatin' surrender monkey! It's Willie's time to shine!"

Willie lifted his pitchfork and charged directly at Monty Burns and Apu, shouting vile curses in his Scottish dialect. Krusty the Clown blasted Willie's body to the floor, and the Scotsman spat blood and swore as he died.

Comic Book Guy looked at the Stonecutters and said with disgust "Worst ending ever!", and began firing his phaser at the trio. But the tub of lard was too slow and too fat, and the trio began blasting him with their shotguns. He fell to the ground.

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White_eyes:D
11-30-2008, 02:40
Good Game all :bow: I guess the stone cutters were able to recruit or it was just them?:sweatdrop:

Chaotix
11-30-2008, 02:43
Woot! Stonecutter victory plus Fenring!

Did you guys ever suspect us?

Actually, white_eyes, the Stonecutters were a group of 5 people from the beginning: Me (Burns), glyphz (Apu), Quintus (Krusty), Sigurd (Smithers), and Sarathos (Moe).

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 02:46
Game Winner: Fenring
Actor victory


Second Place: Stonecutters

Partial Stonecutter victory





Alive: (3)

Chaotix27- Monty Burns, Stonecutter
Glyphz- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Stonecutter
Quintus- Krusty the Clown, Stonecutter



Dead: (26)

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)
Beefy187- (Sideshow Bob, executed after the vote, Day Five)
Andres- (Maggie Simpson, blown apart by Snake's magnum, Night Five)
Rythmic- (Slain Night Six by Comic Book Guy)
Lord Winter- WOG
TevashSzat- (Itchy and Scratchy, captured and dismantled by town, Day Seven)
Sarathos- (Moe the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)
NorthNovas- (Quimby the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)
Smowz- (Otto the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)
YLC- (Professor John Frink, the Zombie, gunned down Night Eight by the Stonecutters)
El Diablo- (Doctor Hibbert, the Zombie, gunned down Night Eight by the Stonecutters)
Swedishfish/Smowz (Reverend Lovejoy, murdered Night Eight by the Stonecutters)

Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, Stonecutters' final victims, Day nine)
WhiteEyes:D (Groundskeeper Willie, Stonecutters' final victims, Day nine)


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Final Rankings

First Place- Actor (Townie) Fenring

Second Place- Stonecutters (Mafia) Chaotix, Sigurd Fafnesbane, Quintus.JC, Sarathos, Glyphz

Third Place- Springfieldians (Townies) YLC, Aries, Yoyoma1910, SwedishFish, Lord Winter, Makaikhaan, WhiteEyes, Shlin28, Dafuge, El Diablo, Rythmic (Simpsons) Fahad, Craterus, Gaius, Warman, Andres

Fourth Place- Itchy and Scratchy (Serial Killer)- TevashSzat

Fifth Place- Springfield Mafia (Mafia) NorthNovas, Smowz, Rhyfelwyr

Sixth Place- Sideshow Bob (Serial Killer)- Beefy187

Seventh Place- Crazy Cat Lady (Serial Killer)- Elite Ferret

Eighth Place- Kang and Kodos (Serial Killer)- Sigurd Fafnesbane




29 players

Individual Rankings:

1 Fenring (Troy McClure) Actor
2 Chaotix (Burns) Stonecutter
3 Glyphz (Apu) Stonecutter
4 Quintus (Krusty) Stonecutter
5 Sarathos (Moe) Stonecutter
6 Sigurd Fafnesbane (Smithers) Stonecutter
7 Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy) Townie
8 WhiteEyes (Willie) Townie
9 El Diablo (Hibbert) Townie
10 YLC (Frink) Townie
11 Rythmic (Wiggum) Townie
12 Andres (Maggie) Townie
13 Shlin (Riviera) Townie
14 Gaius (Lisa) Townie
15 Dafuge (Brockman) Townie
16 Craterus (Bart) Townie
17 Warman (Marge) Townie
18 Yoyoma (Hutz) Townie
19 Makaikhaan (Skinner) Townie
20 Fahad I (Homer) Townie
21 TevashSzat (Itchy and Scratchy AKA Patty and Selma) Serial Killer
22 Smowz (Snake AKA Otto Mann) Springfield Mafia
23 NorthNovas (Diamond Joe Quimby AKA Mayor Quimby) Springfield Mafia
24 Rhyfelwyr (Fat Tony AKA Barney Gumble) Springfield Mafia
25 Beefy187 (Sideshow Bob AKA Cletus Spuckler) Serial Killer
26 Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady AKA Agnes Skinner) Serial Killer
27 Sigurd Fafnesbane (Kang and Kodos AKA Ned Flanders) Serial Killer
28 Lord Winter (Edna) Dropped
29 SwedishFish (Lovejoy) Dropped
30 Justplayon (Smithers) Dropped

Thermal
11-30-2008, 02:48
i thought i was town? lol i love the description tub of lard, not as happy an ending as i'd of liked :no:

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 02:50
This is everyone's role PM. Enjoy.

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Fahad I

You are Homer jay Simpson. Your alignment is town.

Your special ability is that you are a member of the SIMPSON CLAN. You and the other Simpsons are all innocent.

Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Bart Simpson are all members. You must figure out who they are and work together with them.

You can choose to defend members of the Simpson family every night (24 hours... includes the next day as well) from anything besides a lynch. There are characters who can override your ability.

Choose who you want to defend, and realize it's not 100% effective. You aren't allowed to know how effective you are.

Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie: For as long as you and they are alive, you can defend one per night. Send me your orders for every night phase to askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com (or PM if you must)

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Craterus

You are Bart Simpson, your alignment is town.

Your special ability is that you are a member of the SIMPSON CLAN. You know that everyone in the Simpson clan is innocent.

Your role is the Prankster. You can choose to play a prank on any player in the game, and their special ability will be blocked for 24 hours, starting that night. Send me your prank at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com every night phase.

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Gaius Scribonius Curio

You are Lisa Simpson. Your alignment is Town.

Your special ability is that you are a member of the SIMPSON CLAN. You know that everyone in the Simpson family is innocent. Now you just have to figure out who they are.

Your role is the Junior Sleuth. You can investigate anyone in the game to determine if they are Sideshow Bob, or a member of the Mafia. You cannot detect the other bad guys in the game, and everyone besides Bob and the Mafia will return with an investigation result of "uncertain".

Email me your investigation every 24 hour phase, and it will be conducted at night.

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Warman,

You are Marge Simpson, your alignment is town.

You are a member of the SIMPSON CLAN. You know that all the other Simpsons are innocent.

Your special ability is to defend anyone in your family for 24 hours, starting that night. Your choices are Homer, Bart, Lisa, or Maggie. The defense is not 100% effective.

You also have a hidden ability which will come up if town makes a very bad mistake...

Email me your DEFEND choice at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

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Andres,

You are Maggie Simpson. (the baby) Your alignment is Town.

Your special ability is that you're a member of the SIMPSON CLAN. The others have abilities which will help you, and you all know each other are innocent.

Your role is the Vigilante. Yes, you read that right. Maggie shot Mr. Burns, and has hit Homer over the head with a mallet before. She's a very cunning, intelligent, and dangerous baby. She loves her family and will try to kill anyone who tries to hurt them.

Email me your vigilante kill every 24 hour game phase, which will happen at night. Askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com.

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Chaotix27

You are Charles Montgomery Burns. Your alignment is Stonecutter. (Neutral)

The Stonecutters are a group of townies who are looking out for town, but are also interested in power for themselves. Should the Stonecutters assist Town in destroying all enemies (townie victory) the game continues... and you become the new mafia.

You must figure out who the other Stonecutters are and work with them to destroy the enemy.

Smithers, Krusty, Moe the Bartender, and Apu are all Stonecutters.

Your special ability is the ability to brandish a gun and defend yourself in certain circumstances. I cannot reveal specifically which ones... but you don't have to do anything, your ability is automatic and I will take it into account.

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justplayon-

You are Wayland Smithers, your alignment is Stonecutter (neutral)

The Stonecutters are a group of townies who are looking out for town, but are also interested in power for themselves. Should the Stonecutters assist Town in destroying all enemies (townie victory) the game continues... and you become the new mafia.

You must figure out who the other Stonecutters are and work with them to destroy the enemy.

Burns, Krusty, Moe the Bartender, and Apu are all Stonecutters.

Your special ability is the ability to defend Mr. Burns while you are alive. This ability is not 100% effective, and is automatic. You don't have to do anything. Find out who the other stonecutters are, and then work with them.

Be sure to vote every day phase. Welcome to the game! If you need to drop out, please let me know.

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Quintus.JC

You are Krusty the Clown. Your alignment is Stonecutter (neutral)

The Stonecutters are a group of townies who are looking out for town, but are also interested in power for themselves. Should the Stonecutters assist Town in destroying all enemies (townie victory) the game continues... and you become the new mafia.

You must figure out who the other Stonecutters are and work with them to destroy the enemy.

Burns, Smithers, Moe the Bartender, and Apu are all Stonecutters.

Your special ability is to be completely immune to Itchy and Scratchy robot attacks. This ability is automatic, and you don't have to do anything for it to work. Find your comrades and eliminate all your enemies. Work with town until they are all gone, then turn on town.

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Sarathos-

You are Moe the Bartender. Your alignment is Stonecutter (neutral)

The Stonecutters are a group of townies who are looking out for town, but are also interested in power for themselves. Should the Stonecutters assist Town in destroying all enemies (townie victory) the game continues... and you become the new mafia.

You must figure out who the other Stonecutters are and work with them to destroy the enemy.

Burns, Smithers, Krusty, and Apu are all Stonecutters.

Your special ability is the ability to get anyone you wish drunk for 24 hours. Your ability is not automatic, you must email me at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com and tell me which player you wish to inebriate. This ability is not 100% effective on everyone.

Send me your selection every 24 hour phase, and it will be done that same night phase.

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Glyphz-

You are Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Your alignment is Stonecutter (neutral)

The Stonecutters are a group of townies who are looking out for town, but are also interested in power for themselves. Should the Stonecutters assist Town in destroying all enemies (townie victory) the game continues... and you become the new mafia.

You must figure out who the other Stonecutters are and work with them to destroy the enemy.

Burns, Smithers, Krusty, and Moe the Bartender are all Stonecutters.

Your special ability is that you can survive two of any kind of deaths, except lynches. This ability is automatic, and you don't have to do anything.

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Rythmic-

You are Police Chief Clancy Wiggum. You know you're an important role, because you are the Town Police Inspector.

Your alignment is Town, and your role is to investigate one player every 24 hour period, which will happen that night phase. Email me your choice or private message me (askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com)

Choose wisely, and remember, town is counting on you. Be careful who you tell, if you tell, what your role is... they could be mafia trying to hunt you down.

Your investigation results will show the person's true identity and alignment and their abilities. This is the most powerful investigation in the game. You may want to tell someone what the results of your investigation were, if you think you can trust them. If you die, the information you collect gets destroyed. Be careful.

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El Diablo-

You are Doctor Julius Hibbert. Your alignment is town.

Your role is the Town Doctor, you select one person who has been killed (not lynched) and you can revive them. It's not 100% effective.

If it fails, you cannot try again on that person, they are permanently dead.

Email me your selection for Revive at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com every 24 hour period. Best to have it to me during the daytime (after the night phase, you know who you want to revive) They will revive the next night.

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Dafuge-

You are Kent Brockman. Your alignment is town.

Your ability is the Channel 6 Investigative Report. This is a kind of investigation you can perform on any player.

Simply select the player you wish to confirm the identity of, and their identity will be revealed, as well as their secret identity.

Your identity will be kept secret, I will simply add that information into my writeups as Kent Brockman's investigative report.

Your investigation will not reveal the special ability of that person, or in most cases, their alignment, only their character's identity and their secret identity, if any.

This is a really important role. Please PM me if you need to drop out for any reason, and contact me if you have questions.

Enjoy the game!

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Shlin28-

You are Doctor Nick Riviera, and your alignment is town.

Your role is the Town Quack. You didn't go to the same schools as Doctor Julius Hibbert... but here's the amazing twist;

Your ability is to select one dead person every 24-hour day/night phase and revive them immediately, no matter how dead they are. Your ability, unlike Hibbert's, is 100% effective!

Be careful who you reveal this information to... obviously mafia will want you dead.

email me your selection to askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

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Fenring-

Congratulations, you were selected to have the role of Actor.

You are actor Troy McClure. You might remember him from such popular television series as "The Simpsons" and "The Simpson Family Smile-time Variety Hour". You might also remember that anyone whose role is the "actor" has a very special, special role...


Actors are trying to get themselves lynched. You can pretend to be anyone you want, and if you are lynched, you win the game, and the game continues for second place. If you are murdered, you don't win.

Try your best to get lynched, and you win. If you can't get yourself lynched, then try to help town, as you are technically aligned to Town.

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Northnovas-

First of all, welcome to my mafia games! I hope you will enjoy this one...

You are Mayor "Diamond Joe" Quimby. Your alignment is Mafia.

The role of Mayor Quimby is the corrupt town mayor with mafia ties. To everyone, your alignment will be town, except for a certain investigator. You will vote with town, and your special ability will be the ability to Vote Twice.

Your vote will be counted double in the tally. Obviously you want to use this ability to destroy town.

You do not get to kill anyone, unless one or both of your mafia allies drop dead.

Smowz and Rhyfelwyr are your Mafia Allies. Smowz is Snake jailbird, pretending to be Otto Mann, and Rhyfelwyr is Fat Tony, pretending to be Barney Gumble.

Those are their alignments, identities, and secret identities. Work together, because mafia is greatly outnumbered and surrounded by serial killers, zombies, and other bad guys.

Your other trait is the ability to survive a vigilante killing. Security is too tight around the Mayor to be destroyed that way. You're also immune to serial killers, except for Sideshow Bob.

In case your allies fail to vote or are killed, and you had to make a selection, please email me your potential murder, askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com.

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White eyes,

You are Groundskeeper Willie. Your alignment is town.

You're the Town Drunk, and you have a nasty temper. You have the ability to survive a murder at a rate of 50% effectiveness, and the ability to kill your attacker (while being destroyed, yourself) at a rate of 40% effectiveness.

You're a tough badass, covered in Scottish muscle and kitchen grease, and you can strangle a wolf with your bare hands.

Watch out for Sideshow Bob, he can instantly kill you no matter what.

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Makaikhaan-

You are Principal Seymour Skinner, your alignment is town.

You are in love with Edna Krabappel, and you will defend her with your life. You can defend her with 50% effectiveness, or die saving her with the other 50%.

Either way, she cannot die while you are alive, and you can even spare her from a lynch if you choose.

Should Edna be voted for a lynch, I ask you now... do you want to die in her place?

She has a powerful ability that town needs to use. Email me your response at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com.

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Lord Winter-

You are Edna Krabappel, your alignment is Town.

Your role is the Town Floozy. You are a lonely, sexually aggressive schoolteacher who needs a man. At this point, you're not that picky.

Choose which player you wish to "block" tonight, and choose again each night. Principal Skinner may not approve of your actions, but he will die to defend you.

send your choice to Askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

Your ability to "block" will come in handy, should you survive, in identifying the mafia or murderers late in the game, especially if the investigators die.

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SwedishFish-

You are reverend Timothy Lovejoy. Your alignment is Town.

Your role means that mafia will not want to hurt you. Mafia folks tend to be very Catholic and they don't like killing priests. You survive one mafia hit.

Your special ability is also to be able to perform a Miracle. You can revive one dead person, once, in the game. Don't waste it, and be sure to use it before you die.

email me your choice, if and when you intend to use it, at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

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Yoyoma-

You are Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. Your alignment is town.

You're basically an inept lawyer who loses every case. However, in this game, you have the ability to perform a lawsuit against any player you wish. This blocks their actions tonight.

Choose every night, or your ability is skipped that night.

Email me at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com your choice.

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Aries,

You are Comic Book Guy. Your alignment is Town.

Believe it or not, this fat nerd is a powerful character in this game. He has the ability to defend against Itchy and Scratchy Robots, Kang and Kodos aliens, and also zombie attacks!!!

the ability is 100% effective in defense.

You can also target any zombie you see and try to eliminate it, at 50% effectiveness. Email me your choice, when and if any zombies appear, to askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

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YLC,

M'goyven!

Wahay, you're the Frinkiest Frinkiac that ever Frinked! You're Professor John Frink, the nerdiest with the wordiest. You have the, amazing, astounding ability, er... to destroy and smash and eliminate with the beatings and the hurting and the death to zombies and the pain... m'guay.

You can eliminate zombies, if any, that you see in the game. Right now, there are none, and there may never be. You shoot them with your uh... amazing, stupendous, very expensive anti-zombie chronometric molecular discombobulator, patent pending of course.

You are also immune to itchy and scratchy robots, and also Kang and Kodos alien attacks because you can fight them off, with your amazingly cunning brain, oh Frinkiest of Frinks.

M'hay.

Email me your choice for destroying a zombie, if there is one, to askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com. You may not have 100% effectiveness, though.

Your alignment is town.

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Smowz,

You are Snake Jailbird, and your alignment is Mafia.

Your allies are Mayor Quimby, (NorthNovas) and Fat Tony (Rhyfelwyr). You have the ability to murder someone every night.

You can also kill any zombies you see, because you're armed and deadly. Not 100% effective, though.

You have a secret identity. You cannot roleplay as Snake Jailbird or people will think you're mafia or a serial killer. Your FAKE ROLE is Otto Mann. Fat Tony has a secret identity too, he's Barney Gumble.

Otto man is the groovy, guitar playing, long-haired druggie who drives the kids to school on the bus. You're the bus driver.

But it's all just a disguise. You're on the run from the law, and you killed Otto Mann and managed to dress and act just like him.

Email me your murder choice, or your zombie kill choice, to askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com. You can only choose to do 1 per turn.

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Rhyfelwyr,

You are Fat Tony. Your alignment is Mafia.

Your allies are Smowz and Northnovas. Your ability is to murder one person every round until mafia wins.

Smowz and yourself have a secret identity. Yours is Barney Gumble. You killed Barney Gumble and took his place to blend in with town.

As an armed and dangerous mafioso, if you happen to see any zombies, you can kill them instead of killing townies. Make your selection every 24 hour period or else it is wasted.

Email me at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com with your choice. Be sure to identify yourself as Rhyfelwyr.

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Elite Ferret;

You get a fun one this time.

You're the Crazy Cat Lady. She's an old woman who has a hundred cats and she hurls them at unsuspecting people. She's a deranged psychopath.

Your alignment is Psychopath. You kill one person every round until you die, and I hope you win because that would just be hilarous.

Your secret identity is Agnes Skinner. She's an old lady too, with a similar temperment. Don't identify yourself as the Crazy Cat Lady. Pretend to be Agnes Skinner.

email me your kill at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

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Beefy-

Hold on to your hair. You're Sideshow Bob, the famed and nearly indestructible serial killer!'

Your special ability is to kill anyone you want, every single night, IGNORING special abilities and defenses. You can't beat that with a stick. You're also IMMUNE to all special abilities and attacks, except for a certain investigator who reveals your true identity.

You send me your kill every 24 hour period, preferably at night, but whenever. The kill will be done that night.

Your alignment is Supervillain.

Email me at askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com your murder selections.

One last thing... it's important:

You may want to have a secret identity. Yours is Cletus "the slack-jawed yokel" Spuckler, the town redneck. Your wife is Brandine Spuckler.

In truth, sideshow Bob murders Cletus and Brandine and poses as Cletus for this game. Enjoy roleplaying as your fake character, and ask me for hints if you dont know how to.

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Tevash,

You get a nifty role for this game. You're the famed Itchy and Scratchy, the cartoon cat and mouse from the Simpsons TV show, which the Simpson family watches on their TV.

These incredibly violent and homocidal characters have come to life... they aren't cartoons anymore, but deranged, escaped malfunctioning robots from the Itchy and Scratchyland amusement park.

Your role is to kill as many people as possible. if youre the last one standing, you win.

Your alignment is Itchy and Scratchy.

You're immune to aliens and zombies.

Email me your murder every 24 hour period (usually at night, but if you can't make it, be safe and email me earlier, because the deadline is the end of the night phase.)

One last thing, you can't roleplay as Itchy and Scratchy, or else people will know you're evil. You have a secret identity.

You killed the Bouvier sisters, (Marge Simpson's sisters) Patty and Selma, and your robots are taking their place. Roleplay if you wish as Patty or Selma Bouvier, or don't roleplay... if asked who you are, that's what you can tell people. You're "Patty and Selma".

If you need hints on how to roleplay, just ask me! :bow:
askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

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Sigurd-

You are the alien invaders Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes.

You've invaded planet earth, and have taken control of Ned Flanders, and that is your secret identity. You ate Ned Flanders and are now inside his skin. (Both Kang and Kodos... it's cramped in there!)

You must kill one person per round until you're the last one standing. You have no friends or allies, you're a "serial killer".

You're immune to robots and zombies, so ignore them. Roleplay if you wish as Ned Flanders, but dont tell anyone youre really Kang and Kodos.

email me your kills every night (or the day period, not counted until night) to ensure you're destroying at least one enemy every night.

You have nothing to fear from Sideshow Bob, because you're the only one he cannot kill. If you wish to roleplay as Ned Flanders, I can give you hints. You don't have to roleplay if you dont want to, thats just for fun, but it helps establish you as a familiar non-threatening character (i.e. innocent...)

email: askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 02:55
I did put hints in this game, though perhaps not as many as before. I will need to go back and read the thread again, and return to this later.

Will post hints expose soon, look for it. They are Askthepizzaguy trademarks.

Thermal
11-30-2008, 03:08
great pm's and abilities ATPG :bow:

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 03:11
If you guys enjoyed this game, then you may want to think about joining the sequel.

As you saw from the game outcome and the role PM's, the game is amazingly balanced and the outcome is very unpredictable.

This game would be fun, with only slight modifications to the roles, it would be a viable sequel, don't you think? I would have to randomize some of the guilty parties, of course, to keep you on your toes.

Don't miss out on my Golden Rule mafia game, which should be starting soon (within a few weeks I guess). It's the only mafia game left which will hold you guys over until I can finally get another large game going. (Quite the line has formed).

If it's a success, I will probably do another Futurama themed mafia game. Input welcome, pm me.

White_eyes:D
11-30-2008, 03:14
I did put hints in this game, though perhaps not as many as before. I will need to go back and read the thread again, and return to this later.

Will post hints expose soon, look for it. They are Askthepizzaguy trademarks.

LOVED this GAME:2thumbsup: ATPG you had a lovely number of twists and turns......I knew at the end the Stone Cutters were going to win:shame:....I had thought they were all that was left....excusing me of course, I was surprised that Aries was town...:beam: and that the zombies didn't kill them:laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2008, 03:29
It's funny the kind of foresight I was able to come up with for the plot twists...

I for one did not know if Dr. Nick Riviera would live long enough to try to revive anyone, and if anyone got revived as a zombie, whether or not there would be enough townies left with anti-zombie abilities to prevent a total zombie victory. There was a chance there would be no zombies at all.

I also did not know if town would defeat all the serial killers and mafia, which meant there might have been no such thing as the Stonecutters turning their back on town to seize power for themselves. I calculated that if town did indeed destroy the other baddies, the game would be almost over.

I gave the town 2 reviving characters, a townie group which knew each other was innocent, a secondary "townie" group which knew others were innocent, defenders, roleblockers, 2 investigators, Anti-zombies, Anti-mafias, Anti-serial killers, Anti-murders, and all sorts of tricks and surprises. They even had anti-aliens and anti-Itchy and Scratchys.

I gave the Mafia the power to resist and eliminate zombies, provided they used a gun, and the ability to affect the tally. Unfortunately NorthNovas didn't vote during at least one tally, and none of the others were close enough for it to have an impact.

I had 4 serial killers, giving the game a reasonable chance of there being a serial killer victory. Imagine that!

Sideshow Bob was nearly indestructible. Look at his role pm... nothing harms or blocks this guy.

I gave all the bad guys dual identities except for Mayor Quimby, whose ability to have two votes would make him seem like a townie anyway.

I gave the Stonecutters the ability to murder anyone provided they and town were the only living factions remaining. Otherwise they would be counted as town.

All in all, a very complex game, I think. You could play this exact game again, with the roles randomly tossed out there, and minor tweaks to make it less predictable, and I bet you would have just as much fun. I'm keeping this overall formula for the next Simpsons Mafia game, which I am giving the working title:

Full Monty Episode II: Treehouse of Horror

Chaotix
11-30-2008, 03:53
Very awesome game, ATPG. Indeed, it was very well planned out, and at times I felt like it could've been anyone's game, and I really enjoyed it. Partly because I won (well.. second place) too! :clown:

I did feel, though, that the Stonecutters had something of an advantage over the other anti-town roles because they were technically innocent until all the others were defeated. It is balanced so that the Stonecutters can be killed by the other mafia easily, but at the same time, if all the mafia are gone, the Stonecutters are nearly assured victory with their max. 5 kills per night if all survive- maybe you should lower that. Also, I hope you don't mind if I borrow some elements for my game... which will be sometime in late 2009 at this rate. :laugh4:

Thermal
11-30-2008, 04:04
you make great mafias atpg, my internet disconnection prevented me getting fully engaged though

glyphz
11-30-2008, 04:42
Thank you for hosting a very entertaining game, ATPG! :bow:
Tons of fun, indeed!
Before seeing all of the role PMs (which is actually indeed pretty balanced), kind of thought that the town was at a large disadvantage too.
I thought the disguised Stonecutters won't be able to show our true colors due to the amount of killers that needed to be dealt w/ as 'town' first. Even in the end, I thought all remaining factions (town, neo-mafia, zombies) could get a way w/ the 'v' (big 'V' goes to Fenring').
It took a no lynch on Day 8 and surviving the following zombie attacks (lost a 'leg,' my last extra life, though:sweatdrop:) to seal the deal for us.

Town did a very good and efficient job this game, catching all 4 anti-town roles, and the zombies and SK took care of the mafia.

Quintus.JC
11-30-2008, 10:23
Very complex game indeed, and it so easily could of been anyone's game.

I thought the biggest advantage the stonecutters had were their numbers, 5 members in total. After finding each other we could protect each other from lynches and also make use of other member's ability. Sarathos (Moe) found out Sideshow Bob's secret identy early on and we discussed what to do with it, we planned to use him to our advantage but killed him at the end because he can't be brought under control. After the mafia were elimated I was sure we would go on to win (2nd place)

Excellent game Askthepizzaguy, I'll be looking forward to your next installment of the Simpsons franchise. :yes:

Thanks everyone for participiting to make this a great game. :bow:

Smowz
11-30-2008, 12:07
Yes a wonderful Mafia game ATPG congratulations.

It was in danger at growing stale sometimes, but that was due to the players not yourself....

This was my first mafia game, and it was certainly interesting being part of the mafia group. Unfortunately we lost one of our members early. For my part I tried very hard to make it as unobvious as possible as to guess that I was a mafia member. However we seemed to catch the attention with all our night activities of those night dwellers the zombies.

I lived and learned throughout the campaign. I did think of the eventual winners the stonecutters certainly deserved it all of their players were active and played their roles really well I thought and contributed wonderfully to the game.

Personally I would look into this actor role, I recall when Fenring was lynched in the early stages he didn't exactly have to do any acting to get lynched the actor just has to be incredibly lucky!!!

Edit: I noticed after I had contributed towards the lynching of two of the Seriel Killers that a lot of players talk of Town and Anti-Town implying SKs' and Mafia are somewhat allies until the end. I found the SK's more of a threat than the town however as they could kill seemingly at random whereas town could be 'convinced' to vote whichever way one wanted. However having seen the factions that existed in the town I was probably foolish to try that strategy and should have tried to pin the blame on definate townies instead.

shlin28
11-30-2008, 14:20
:2thumbsup: Epic game. :2thumbsup:

I told you guys I didn't know I could create zombies :yes:

Beefy187
11-30-2008, 14:39
Good game! Why did I trust Sarathy? :wall:

TevashSzat
11-30-2008, 21:03
Great Game ATPG, I'll definately join the next Simpson one.

Even though I came in fourth overall, at least I did best in terms of those who begun as bad guys....

Northnovas
11-30-2008, 21:34
ATPG, great game I love the Simpson theme being a big fan of the show. :2thumbsup:

I was hoping my mafia alignment would not resort to killing right away but when Rhyfelwyr aka Fat Tony went down I was forced to get involved. I didn't see the Stonecutters' connection. ~:doh:

seireikhaan
12-01-2008, 00:32
Hmm.

Looks like those who survived awhile into the game had a blast. I wish I'd survived longer. :yes:

El Diablo
12-01-2008, 20:09
Hmm.

Looks like those who survived awhile into the game had a blast. I wish I'd survived longer.

I was dead for half the game, brought back to life, revived a zombie killer, and then became a zombie and was killed by the guys I tried to save.

...and I still had a blast.

Cheers for that ATPG, A LOT OF EFFORT that we all thank you for. :2thumbsup:

Champion effort.

Yoyoma1910
12-01-2008, 20:37
Third place, woo hoo!

Bronze is this years gold!!!!!

Askthepizzaguy
12-01-2008, 22:27
Hints and clues revealed!


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https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2045869&postcount=170
Yoyoma wins honourable mention for best impersonation of his character from this exquisite post, number 170.
Northnovas did an excellent job, especially in the beginning, playing Quimby.
Honourable mention YLC for post 275, accurate character list!
WhiteEyes gets honourable mention for his excellent Willie.
Please don't read anything perverted into that statement.
Okay, okay, go ahead; I meant just what it sounds like.
:yes:

Clue number 1

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2040900&postcount=33

post number 33:

"Possible characters in the game: (35)
Total number of players: (29)

6 players have secret identities."

Clue number 2

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2041041&postcount=35
Post 35:

"This is Kent Brockman reporting for Channel 6 eyewitness news. Several bodies have been found lying in Springfield Gorge, and they have been burned and mangled so badly that they have yet to be identified. It looks as though 7 distinct bodies have been tossed here..."

Conclusion: 6 players have secret identities, but there were 7 bodies found. That means that at least one of the victims of the original murder was the Bouvier Sisters. The fact that they are still marching around town proves they are guilty.

Kudos to TevashSzat for surviving so long even after this incredibly damning clue pointed the finger right at him from the very beginning.

Clue number 3

Post 35:
"I've got my pitchfork. Several are available for purchase down at Cletus Spuckler's farmhouse, just in case anyone is presently unarmed."

Sideshow Bob murders people with a pitchfork. This is a dead giveaway that he murdered Cletus Spucker and took his place down at his farm. Cletus/Bob is therefore also proven guilty on the very first Day, but the clue wouldn't make sense until later, when he murdered someone.

Clue number 4

"Don't forget to have your kids carry guns when they go trick-or-treating in the coming days, because this city is a huge disaster waiting to happen."

Hinting that guns will be the perfect defensive weapon against zombie attacks. Not an excellent clue, but it was there.

Clue number 5

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2043440&postcount=119

Post number 119 proves that the three voted parties are Flanders, Bart, and Brockman.

Clue number 6

"Ned Flander's remains were among those found in Springfield Gorge, sans the skin. That's why he was difficult to identify."

This is compelling evidence that everyone in the Gorge was an original victim... replaced by impostors. At this point, going back to clue number two, you should calculate that Patty and Selma are indeed guilty.

Clue number 7

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2044865&postcount=143

Post 143.
Beefy187 identifies himself as Cletus Spuckler, perhaps not the first time, but compellingly.

Clue number 8

The first big clues... The night one action report:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2045260&postcount=146
Post 146.

1. Bart Simpson, Edna Krabappel, and Reverend Lovejoy are all proven innocent, and their roles are somewhat revealed. Edna is a, shall we say, loose woman, possibly a roleblocker, and Bart Simpson is a prankster, possibly another roleblocker.

2. Skinner and Agnes are proven not to be Sideshow Bob.

3. Marge Simpson is proven innocent, and her role is a defender.

4. Snake carries a switchblade and uses it as a murder weapon. He is, of course, disguised.

5. Moe the Bartender is proven innocent.

6. Comic Book Guy is "whacked" by someone wielding a wooden mallet. Possible suspects would be Krusty, Sideshow Bob, Maggie Simpson, and few, if any, others.

7. Maggie Simpson is exposed to have no motive for anything too terribly sinister, and has no aliases. Almost all the baddies had aliases. Chances are she's not guilty (although she was the vigilante).

8. "Homer Simpson was on his way down to Moe's (seeing Moe on TV reminded him that he wanted to go to the bar and drink some beer) when he was confronted by a familiar-looking person."

9. Moe's Bar, and someone familiar, would possibly indicate Barney Gumble. After all, Moe himself was already proven innocent.

Clue number 9

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2046205&postcount=182

Post 182.

Northnovas agrees that double lynching is unfair. I wonder why that is... Hehehehe. NorthNovas, be careful!

Clue number 10

Post 184.

Beefy says "If I were mafia I would use reverse psychology". Well, I didn't make him say this, but I'll be danged if that doesn't sound like reverse psychology.

Clue number 11

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2047953&postcount=208
Post 208.

"Thanks, NorthNovas. Say, Mayor Quimby, could you maybe get your people to revive their freaking police investigator??? I mean, sheesh, everyone loves comic book guy, but it's not like he can kill zombies with his bare hands or anything."

I get pretty cocky here by making the implicit assumption that Quimby is innocent. Why would I do that unless he is guilty?

I also reveal that Comic Book Guy can kill zombies.

Clue number 12

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2049873&postcount=225
Post 225

The night two action report:

1. Hibbert is revealed to be one of the reviver characters.
2. Riviera is revealed to be an incompetent reviver.
3. Wiggum is brought back by Riviera as a zombie, revealed later.
4. Brockman's report reveals that Frink was innocent.
5. Itchy and Scratchy are revealed to operate as a single unit. Hint hint. One person is two people... who in the game is that? TevashSzat and the Bouvier sisters.
6. A "small" gunshot is heard when killing Hutz. It is revealed he was vigilante'd. What vigilante uses a wooden mallet and perhaps a small gun? Maggie Simpson.

7. "Dr. Nick Riviera was finishing the cleaning from the operation which brought Wiggum back to life, when he heard a noise behind him and the odd combination of hair gel, and something else which Nick might have prescribed himself. Nick spun around and saw his attacker wearing a disguise, but before he could say another thing, he was stabbed in the eye with a switchblade."

Hair Gel and something which Nick might have prescribed himself... such as a controlled substance. Hair Gel indicates Snake, and the blade as the method of murder... but the controlled substance indicates a drug abuser. How about... Otto Mann?

8. Quimby calls for Security. He is the only player in the game with security guards, which turn up in later chapters as murderers... he's also revealed to be corrupt, but that's actually consistent with his character.

9. "Sideshow Bob had had a difficult evening... apparently there was someone on his trail. But he was far too crafty and evaded them."

It is revealed that someone tried to roleblock Sideshow Bob. This is as good as an investigation, and you don't have to reveal yourself. Double whammy!

10. In the Sideshow Bob murder, all the surviving members of the Simpson family are revealed to be out for the evening. That means they all had active roles. Such as roleblocking or investigating, or being the vigilante.

Clue number 13

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2051494&postcount=275
Post 275

Remarkably accurate character list. Kudos YLC for working it all out and posting it.

Clue number 14

Post 329
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2056132&postcount=329

1. Moe tries to intoxicate Cletus, who is immune to being intoxicated. Why would a slack-jawed yokel be IMMUNE to alcohol? He also is revealed to have an orange shirt. Pay attention to Cletus' appearance. An image of him can be easily found online.

2. Sideshow Bob was wearing overalls. Who wears overalls and an orange shirt? Cletus Spuckler.

3. "Just as he was about to reach his freedom, he was impaled through the throat with a long pitchfork." Murder weapon clue. Who has pitchforks? Cletus Spuckler.

4. "Squeal like a pig for me Bart"... an homage to "Deliverance". Which character conjures up images of "Deliverance"? Cletus Spuckler.

5. "A man who smelled of the wacky tobacco, with a large poof of slick, combed brown hair, entered the office of Doctor Julius Hibbert. With his switchblade, he sliced into the good doctor's kidney, and Hibbert chuckled a little bit, then screamed in horrible pain."

Wacky tobacco = marijuana. Slick, combed brown hair = Snake's hairdo. Switchblade = Snake's murder weapon. Proof that Otto was Snake, and was mafia.

"Just then, the attacker grabbed a stash of "medicinal" and made off with it. However, he left behind a giant comb."

Obvious now, isn't it? Snake, Otto, mafia.

6. Wayland Smithers is gunned down by a security guard, revealing Quimby as Mafia.
There is no other way to interpret the security guard clue.

Clue number 15

Post number 377
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2059148&postcount=377

(TevashSzat has already been implicated as Patty and Selma/ Itchy and Scratchy. No further clues were given here regarding Itchy and Scratchy.)

1. Burns is revealed to be "innocent", which at the time he was.
2. Sideshow Bob is revealed to be disguised as a man. Yes, "He look-a like-a man."
3. Sideshow Bob is wearing blood-splattered overalls.
4. The host declares that he doesn't want to give too much information away. This tells you to look for clues.
5. Snake is revealed to smell of the "funky smokes". Another Otto connection.
6. Comic Book guy is revealed to have anti-zombie defenses.
7. Rythmic and Andres are revealed to be zombies.

Clue number 16

Burns is revealed to carry a gun.

Clue number 17

Post number 432 Proves that YLC is insane.
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2061709&postcount=432

Not his character, but him. Yes, YLC himself is totally mad. Come on, you know this is the most vital clue of them all. Don't look at me like that.

Clue number 18

"I know who you are... come out an' face Willy. You foul-smellin, Zeppelin'-lovin troglodyte! You are just afraid to face me, because you know I'd give you the beatin' of a lifetime."

The Mafia is disguised as someone who likes Led Zeppelin!
Otto Mann.

Clue number 19

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2070525&postcount=553
Post 553

1. Apu is revealed to have a weapon and extra lives.
2. Burns, Krusty, and Apu are revealed to have the ability to slay zombies.
3. In every round, the active zombies are highlighted.






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As you can see, some of my insane writings weren't all that insane after all. Keep this in mind, it's an Askthepizzaguy trademark.

Congratulations winners, and thanks go to all the good sports who didn't win this game. Come back next time, and I bet you will do much better.

White_eyes:D
12-01-2008, 22:50
WhiteEyes gets honourable mention for his excellent Willie. ERR.....thanks.....(joking but I really liked Yoyoma's, lionel huts:laugh4:) but I was the one to help flush out the LAST serial killer.....only to help led to a stone cutter victory:shame:, Why were there no clues they would turn? (I mean the last voting round town had no chance it was 3v3.....) otherwise great game....:2thumbsup::2thumbsup::2thumbsup:

Thermal
12-01-2008, 22:53
god that took a while to read, very crafty clues there :chucks:

Askthepizzaguy
12-01-2008, 23:31
ERR.....thanks.....(joking but I really liked Yoyoma's, lionel huts:laugh4:) but I was the one to help flush out the LAST serial killer.....only to help led to a stone cutter victory:shame:, Why were there no clues they would turn? (I mean the last voting round town had no chance it was 3v3.....) otherwise great game....:2thumbsup::2thumbsup::2thumbsup:

Well it was never a foregone conclusion that the Stonecutters would turn. As long as TevashSzat or another mafia were alive, the Stonecutters were good guys. Assuming the zombies ate up all the stonecutters, Town wins as soon as the last mafia or serial killer dies.

Luck was not on your side, and the voting for a zombie did not help.

However, I calculated several possible endings. Check em out:
This was depending on your voting and killing strategies.



Day Eight.

Aries- CBG (zombieproof)
WhiteEyes- Willie (anti-murder)
Smowz- Lovejoy (townie)

Chaotix- Burns (anti-zombie) Stonecutter
Quintus- Krusty- Stonecutter
Glyphz- Apu- Stonecutter

YLC- zombie
ED- zombie

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Town lynches first.
Zombies bite second.
Stonecutters murder third.

Town lynches Lovejoy (anti-town strategy)
zombies bite Krusty and Apu, making them zombies. (anti-SC strategy)
Burns shoots YLC (anti-zombie)

Aries- CBG (zombieproof)
WhiteEyes- Willie (anti-murder)

Chaotix- Burns (anti-zombie) Stonecutter

Quintus- Krusty- Stonecutter
Glyphz- Apu- Stonecutter
ED- zombie

Town lynches Burns (anti-SC strategy)

Townie victory!

Ending: Burns is revealed to be the master of the undead, ruler of the Stonecutters. His death made the zombies disappear, and with the stonecutters vanquished, the Townies are the only faction remaining.
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Town lynches Burns (anti-SC strategy)
zombies bite Krusty and Apu (anti-SC strategy)

Aries- CBG (zombieproof)
WhiteEyes- Willie (anti-murder)
Smowz- Lovejoy (townie)

Quintus- Krusty- Stonecutter
Glyphz- Apu- Stonecutter
YLC- zombie
ED- zombie

Townie victory!

Ending: With the destruction of the Stonecutters, Comic Book Guy, Willie the Greased Scotsman, and the Good Reverend Lovejoy barricade themselves inside the church, and a climactic battle ends with exorcisms, chainsaws, and grenades alike saving the town!

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Town lynches Lovejoy (Anti-Smowz strategy)
zombies bite Comic and Willie (Anti-town strategy)
Burns, Krusty, and Apu destroy 3 zombies

Aries- CBG (zombieproof)
Chaotix- Burns (anti-zombie) Stonecutter
Quintus- Krusty- Stonecutter
Glyphz- Apu- Stonecutter
ED- zombie

Stonecutters vote for Aries. (SC win strategy)
3 stonecutters surround and destroy the final zombie.

Stonecutter victory!

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Town lynches Comic Book Guy (anti-town strategy)
Zombies bite Krusty and Apu (anti-SC strategy)
Burns murders zombie (anti-zombie)

WhiteEyes- Willie (anti-murder)
Chaotix- Burns (anti-zombie) Stonecutter
Quintus- Krusty- Stonecutter
Glyphz- Apu- Stonecutter
YLC- zombie
ED- zombie

Town lynches Smowz or WE (anti-town strategy)
Zombies eat remaining townies and destroy final stonecutter.

Zombie victory!

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White_eyes:D
12-01-2008, 23:36
But there was as many townies as SC......so how in the world were we to outvote them???:dizzy2:

Askthepizzaguy
12-01-2008, 23:37
But there was as many townies as SC......so how in the world were we to outvote them???:dizzy2:

You couldn't. You had to rely on the zombies eating them and turning them into zombies.

Askthepizzaguy
12-01-2008, 23:44
Sorry I should mention that, kind of like YLC's Resident Evil mafia, once it was down to just town and the zombies, the town wins.

Unhindered by murderers and serial killers in their ranks, the town can successfully hunt down the final zombies, no matter how many there are. That's why the zombies are so powerful, town still has a chance no matter how outnumbered they are.

Game balance. :smash:

Yoyoma1910
12-02-2008, 00:08
[https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2045869&postcount=170]
Yoyoma wins honourable mention for best impersonation of his character from this exquisite post, number 170.


Thanks Pizza, I had a lot of fun while I lasted.




Holds up his little smoking monkey Oscar. ~;p


Thank you, thank you all. I spent months in back alleys and hanging around with sleazy bastards preparing myself for this role.
In fact, I fear I may have played the role to well, having been murdered by the vigilante shortly after my performance.

I would like to thank all the pizza guys out there, who answer questions from others. And of course all the little people. Since the average height of men in my family is somewhere around 5’3”, I say the littler the better.

Beefy187
12-02-2008, 00:19
I killed all the simpsons family :yes:

Askthepizzaguy
12-02-2008, 00:33
I know! I mean seriously I thought I had made the Simpson family quite powerful.

2 defenders, a roleblocker, investigator, and vigilante all who knew each other were innocent.

I really am shocked they got picked off so easily.

White_eyes:D
12-02-2008, 05:15
I know! I mean seriously I thought I had made the Simpson family quite powerful.

2 defenders, a roleblocker, investigator, and vigilante all who knew each other were innocent.

I really am shocked they got picked off so easily.

Well, when you think about it not too many were active......:juggle2: Plus side show Bob had a good cover role till the bar scene hint and also when he accused me(I was sweating bullets that night round:sweatdrop:) then Ottoman pointed out that hint that even I should have seen:wall:(but I already knew it was him, right when he congratulated me on surviving the night....I was like "I am a dead man unless the red neck gets it this day phase"....:surrender:)

Yoyoma1910
12-02-2008, 07:22
I know! I mean seriously I thought I had made the Simpson family quite powerful.

2 defenders, a roleblocker, investigator, and vigilante all who knew each other were innocent.

I really am shocked they got picked off so easily.

Maybe they shouldn't have shot their legal council.

Beefy187
12-02-2008, 07:41
Well, when you think about it not too many were active......:juggle2: Plus side show Bob had a good cover role till the bar scene hint and also when he accused me(I was sweating bullets that night round:sweatdrop:) then Ottoman pointed out that hint that even I should have seen:wall:(but I already knew it was him, right when he congratulated me on surviving the night....I was like "I am a dead man unless the red neck gets it this day phase"....:surrender:)

I was hoping I could get you lynched. I didnt know all the stone cutters already knew my true role.. :laugh4:

Again... Damn you Sarathos :smash:

Sigurd
12-02-2008, 10:15
Never ... never ever disclose your role if you are a Bad guy in a mafia game. :no: :beam:

All though I got voted out in round 1 ... :rolleyes:, I was fortunate to get a second chance with a stonecutter role. It was easy to find the group thanks to Quintus' opening post in the first round.
Here is the quicktopic (http://www.quicktopic.com/42/H/SASKTCzC9CM) that the stonecutters used.

It is hard to follow the rules when you have all these plans and can't communicate them through the forum you have set up. Why did the mafia kill both me and El Diablo in the same round?
That made me suspect there being a mole in my fellow Stonecutters.

Fortunately they were quite capable to get the job done without my interference. :2thumbsup:

Beefy187
12-03-2008, 01:13
Soon as YLC posted that whole character list, I just told my self that im going to kill all the Simpsons family.

I thought the stone cutters were neutral, if not townies without any ability :sweatdrop:

(Join Fillet Royale!! https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=109832 FUN!!)

Kralizec
12-08-2008, 06:40
This was a rather short game for me, but reading what happened afterwards is good fun. The stonecutters are a nice twist :2thumbsup:

Cheers to ATPG for hosting this :medievalcheers: