View Full Version : The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]
Askthepizzaguy
10-13-2008, 02:38
The Full Monty
The Large Simpsons Mafia game, hosted by Askthepizzaguy
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/simpsons.jpg
Sideshow Bob is on the loose!
Killer robots are roaming the streets!
Aliens are invading!
Deranged psychopaths are murdering the innocent using feline projectiles!
Organized crime is running rampant!
The only thing standing in the way of mob rule and chaos is... Police Chief Clancy Wiggum and the Simpson family?
...We are doomed!
Click the spoiler for player list and rules.
Player List: (29) (will update as needed)
Fahad I
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Aries777777
Quintus
Makaikhaan
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
Rythmic
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Justplayon
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Rules:
Stolen in large part from Makaikhaan's Spirit Mafia.
NO QUOTING HOST'S PMS, NO QUOTING CHATLOGS, NO SCREENSHOTS, NO ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS, AND NO TRANSLATING HOST'S PM'S-You may quote PM's from other players. You may claim whatever you want, including role name, so long as you don't quote my PM's word for word, or very close to word for word. Also, you cannot reveal victory conditions. Period.
The dead cannot reveal anything, including previous night actions, but they may participate as much as they want to contribute to general discussion. The dead also may not communicate outside the thread in any way, shape, or form relating to this game, be it via PM, chat, quicktopic, or other. Please do not PM the dead as well, to avoid any confusion.
Vote: No lynch is allowed. Mafia are allowed to choose No Murder as an option, as well as the Serial Killer.
If you wish to take back a vote, you CANNOT do it by editing a previous post. I will not count it. Period. You must unvote:playerX in order to recant the previous vote. In order to vote for someone, you must do so in the usual Vote:makaikhaan style. Votes must be bolded, for reference.
If you need to drop out, please private message me, and I will find an alternate for you or use Random.org to play your character for you. Although players may be banished from the game by the Wrath of the Five Fingered God, characters will not be.
Suicide is not allowed. You must post every session or you shall be warned/replaced.
Cheating (definition determined by moderator's judgment) is not allowed. If any cheating occurs, players will be ejected from the game. No hard feelings. Breaches of protocol may be forgiven if brought to my attention.
Running tallies are allowed and encouraged, messing with the tally will result in a warning. A second error will result in being ejected from the game.
As soon as everyone checks in and three days have passed, sign ups will be finished and roles will be sent out. Game will begin soon... stay tuned!
Yoyoma1910
10-13-2008, 02:46
:balloon2:
seireikhaan
10-13-2008, 02:47
:charge:
Sarathos
10-13-2008, 03:26
Im still here
White_eyes:D
10-13-2008, 03:43
Yes, Sir at attention Sir!:smash:
Quintus.JC
10-13-2008, 09:20
:dizzy2:
Beefy187
10-13-2008, 10:08
:smash:
Northnovas
10-13-2008, 13:02
I received an invitation to play but the sign up thread was locked. ~:doh:
I will gladly join if there is still room to play with the best characters on TV today. I would Ned Flanders up there is acting ability to the classic Barney Rubble. :grin:
Craterus
10-13-2008, 16:25
I'm around.
IN! but my internet may be down between now-friday, though its on at the moment, if so i hope i dont miss anything :thumbsdown:
Lord Winter
10-14-2008, 00:07
Present
Askthepizzaguy
10-14-2008, 01:22
Yoyoma
Makaikhaan
SwedishFish
Sarathos
White Eyes
YLC
Quintus.JC
Beefy
NorthNovas (welcome, by the way!)
Andres
Shlin
Dafuge
Craterus
Aries777777
Chaotix
15 check-ins so far, 2 days or so left for sign ups and check ins, I predict game to begin... this weekend-ish?
TevashSzat
10-14-2008, 02:18
Still here
Gaius Scribonius Curio
10-14-2008, 09:18
Meh, why not? :smash:
Askthepizzaguy
10-14-2008, 17:38
Welcome, Gaius!
More players means the game will be more complex, fun, and difficult to win. :yes:
I'll make a brief return to the .org just for you pizzaman.
Askthepizzaguy
10-15-2008, 18:50
Woohoo! EF is back for the Full Monty!
If it's not to late, I'd love to boost your numbers.
Right...
I am no fan of Simpsons, but I am willing to join this game.
Kralizec
10-16-2008, 12:02
I'm still in, I guess.
Askthepizzaguy
10-18-2008, 00:43
Burns: Excellent!
The first scene and the PMs will be sent as soon as I can write them all (a lot!)
Please be patient, and I suppose it is not too late to join before the buzzer... be quick!
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 01:18
I did some excellent work on the game today.
I ask everyone to bear with me though... I am having RL issues at the moment. I lost my job and I'm fighting it. I'm in college and I'm nearly broke and I can't afford to lose this job.
Please be patient, game starts soon. I am an emotional wreck at the moment.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-19-2008, 01:46
I am in, sorry for my delay :yes:
I hope I am still in :yes:
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 16:37
Player List: (29ish) (will update as needed)
Fahad I
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Aries777777
Quintus
Makaikhaan
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Justplayon
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Rythmic
Sigurd Fafnesbane
That's close enough. 29 players... I will be trimming the character list down to size.
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 16:48
Possible characters in the game: (35)
Total number of players: (29)
6 players have secret identities.
Homer Jay Simpson
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Marge Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Patty and Selma
Ned Flanders
Monty Burns
Wayland Smithers
Krusty the Clown
Moe the Bartender
Barney Gumble
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Clancy Wiggum
Julius Hibbert
Kent Brockman
Nick Riviera
Troy McClure
Cletus "the slack jawed yokel" Spuckler
"Diamond Joe" Quimby
Groundskeeper Willie
Seymour Skinner
Agnes Skinner
Edna Krabappel
Reverend Lovejoy
Lionel Hutz
Comic Book Guy
Professor Frink
Otto Mann
Snake Jailbird
Fat Tony
Crazy Cat Lady
Sideshow Bob
Itchy and Scratchy
Kang and Kodos
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 17:04
I have randomized the list of playable characters and players. Now I have to do the VERY long process of writing the PMs.
Game starts when everyone has their PMs.
Day One ends on 5 PM GMT, Wednesday Oct 22, to give everyone time to log in and respond. Otherwise, you will have 48 hours to vote and discuss.
Right now it is roughly 5pm GMT, or 12:00 Noon (Eastern USA) of the 19th.
Go!
Edit: all 29 players have been pm'ed
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 19:31
Day One begins now!
This is Kent Brockman reporting for Channel 6 eyewitness news. Several bodies have been found lying in Springfield Gorge, and they have been burned and mangled so badly that they have yet to be identified. It looks as though 7 distinct bodies have been tossed here...
This reporter is concerned, because the perpetrator of this horrendous crime could be anyone! The Springfield Mafia have been successful in eliminating their rivals from Springfield's little Chinatown district. They could be behind these latest foul murders.
Also, this reporter notes that Sideshow Bob has been released on parole for the 10th time in as many years. It's entirely possible his murderous rampage will continue tonight.
This just in, over in Itchy and Scratchyland there's been a terrible accident. Two of the park's automaton robots have malfunctioned and are now on the loose! This may be a result of the latest UFO sighting.
Finally, there have been several reports of people being viciously mauled by violent cats. I am not sure how this is happening, but we will keep you updated as the dramatic events unfold.
Mayor Quimby has been contacted at his vacation home in Florida, but the Mayor had no comment.
On an editorial note, this reporter strongly urges mob rule, in the absence of the Mayor, we are left to fend for ourselves. Everyone should grab a torch and pitchfork and meet me at the statue of Jebediah Springfield by dusk tonight, so that we may begin randomly eliminating potentially guilty people until this crime wave is over.
I've got my pitchfork. Several are available for purchase down at Cletus Spuckler's farmhouse, just in case anyone is presently unarmed. Also, Channel 6 is offering limited edition torches to commemorate this terrible tragedy. Canisters of gasoline may be purchased at the Kwik-E-mart, the Gas-N-Guzzle, and the Arsonist's Bazaar.
This foul city is nothing more than a modern day Sodom or Gomorrah. I suggest we bring the wrath of God down upon those unfortunate souls who do not vote for a lynch.
This is Kent Brockman, wishing you a happy Halloween. Don't forget to have your kids carry guns when they go trick-or-treating in the coming days, because this city is a huge disaster waiting to happen.
Start your random voting now.
Excellent. I'll buy all of the angry mob gear in town, and sell it at a higher price for an enormous profit! I am now selling gasoline at the low price of $9001 per gallon. You won't find a lower price in Springfield!
Vote: Craterus
Randomly voted. I'll retract the vote if you buy one of my new limited edition $2000 torches. I bet you wish you had one. :evil:
Craterus
10-19-2008, 20:13
Gladly.
vote: Chaotix
EDIT: Weird, I started my post before I saw the one above...
Hi everybody! :beam:
Vote: Elite Ferret
Where have you been? :inquisitive:
urrrrr...hel-lowww are you all num-nuts? ill take the kodos addition of alien torchs if i may pleasssssse
now i bid good day to you all and demand a death vote: craterus show your face fool, else its clear your one of those raping ghosts i heard about a few eeks ago *shrieks in terror*
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 21:07
remember to bold your votes in proper format to make it easier for us to do a vote count.
example:
vote: pevergreen
also remember to post a
unvote: pevergreen
vote: dafuge
(example) if you intend to change your vote. Don't simply edit your vote.
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 21:12
Helpful note from the host:
There will be several mafia murders, a serial killer murder, a robot murder, an alien abduction, a mauling, and a vigilante killing every night until certain characters die off.
This could end up causing as many as 6 or 7 deaths per day/night cycle!
Some players can block, and at least one knows how to revive dead players. Basically, this game will be a bloodbath, but it shouldn't be over too quickly.
Obligatory :devil:
Kralizec
10-19-2008, 21:12
Vote: Andres
TevashSzat
10-19-2008, 21:35
Vote: Andres
Cat got your toungue?
Anyways, Marge really doesn't deserve to be married to Homer. Maybe his liver will finally give up and he'll die from being such a big alcoholic, but I guess we shouldn't get our hopes up.....We hope whoever is Homer to step up and get lynched before Marge gets irrevocably damaged by your bad influence....
Smokes cigarette, cough harsly
Askthepizzaguy
10-19-2008, 21:38
@Tevash
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
Whomever does the best impression of their character gets an honorable mention at the end of the game!
Hi everybody! :beam:
Vote: Elite Ferret
Where have you been? :inquisitive:
hiding from you, isn't it obvious? The fact that all the people here I thought were English are actually Chinese people living in England is enough to make anyone run away isn't it? :clown:
Anyway all you yung un's ought to shut your traps! Elders get no respect these days...
vote:Shlin
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-19-2008, 21:49
Poor Homey! Everyone Picks on Poor Homey!
No Cookies for you then!
Vote:TevashSzat
TevashSzat
10-19-2008, 22:29
Poor Homey! Everyone Picks on Poor Homey!
No Cookies for you then!
Vote:TevashSzat
You know who's slightly not as bad as Homer? A Homer sympathizer!
{BHC}AntiWarmanCake88
White_eyes:D
10-19-2008, 23:26
Its the wee ones causing trouble for me, but I'll show'em Vote: Abstain show yourself to me!!
*Rips shirt off and prepares to intimidate the people to come clean before he takes a nice swag of whiskey*:2thumbsup:
Askthepizzaguy
10-20-2008, 00:34
I will be back. Please continue on without me for the next day or so.
My friends-a. In this time of great peril we must call upon God to show us the way-a! I have looked to the Bible for guidance, somewhere in the back, and therefore,
Vote: El Diablo
May those who preach the Devil's name be punished!
El Diablo
10-20-2008, 01:03
I asked for that really didn't I. :clown:
El Diablo
10-20-2008, 01:06
Oh and..
Vote Fahad I
He and that vagabond Omanes fooled me in the last ATPG mafia.
Yoyoma1910
10-20-2008, 01:14
"Hi. I'm sure you've all come here for the smoking monkey.
Don't worry, you'll all get one whether we will this game or not.
Well, at least one of you will."
lights cigarette in monkey's mouth
"Oh, ha ha, look at that monkey puff away. Don't worry monkey, we've gat a great case against big tobacco as long as you keep puffing."
Gaius Scribonius Curio
10-20-2008, 01:20
I see this idea of Mob rule going very badly. You should all get a hold of yourselves and think about this sensibly.
I will Vote:Abstain, on principle.
Beefy187
10-20-2008, 01:21
:inquisitive: How do you vote??
:idea2:
Vote: Pevergreen
Pizza guy voted for him..... Oh hey Maw!
Yoyoma1910
10-20-2008, 01:30
:inquisitive: How do you vote??
:idea2:
Vote: Pevergreen
Pizza guy voted for him..... Oh hey Maw!
I object, and demand this case be thrown out!
Here in my briefcase is proof that this is all a sham!
lifts briefcase, which accidentally opens, spilling newspaper clipping everywhere
Oh... uh...uh...
Pulls out switchblade and backs out the room
Beefy187
10-20-2008, 02:33
Pulls out switchblade and backs out the room
~:confused: Candy?
Yoyoma1910
10-20-2008, 02:43
Candy, let me see if I still have some in my desk.
opens drawer that contains only a bottle of whiskey, leans down and takes a long pull from the bottle
Oh sorry, I ate it all already.
But I can still offer you the wrappers if you give me the case.
I randomly choose:
Vote: Lord Winter
By reasoned deduction, thanks to my iniminiminiemoeatron, I choose...
Vote: Rythmic
Vote: Dafuge for third on the diddly bandwagon. Let's lynch this right handed Antichrist.
Tally:
Craterus: 3 (Aries, Chaotix, Dafuge)
Tevash: 1 (Antiwarman)
pever: 1 (Beefy)
Chaotix: 1 (Craterus)
Fahad: 1 (El Diablo)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
Andres: 1 (Fenring)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
Elite Ferret: 1 (Shlin)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
Dafuge: 1 (Sigurd)
Abstain: 2 (Gaius, WhiteEyes)
Not voting: 13 (Andres, Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, LW, makai, NorthN, Quintus, Rhyfelwyr, Sarathos, Smowz, Tevash, Yoyomah)
Vote : Sigurd
Only the Antichrist would accuse somebody of being the Antichrist...
:baby:
Kralizec
10-20-2008, 11:25
Only the Antichrist would accuse somebody of being the Antichrist...
Worst accusation.... ever. Tsssk.
Unvote: Andres
Vote: Andres
Yoyoma1910
10-20-2008, 13:19
Not voting: 13 (Andres, Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, LW, makai, NorthN, Quintus, Rhyfelwyr, Sarathos, Smowz, Tevash, Yoyomah)
"I'm sorry, I didn't know I was allowed to vote in this state. Heh, heh.
It must not be one of the 43 that no longer allow me to.
I cast my vote for Vote: All Guilty Parties, Mr. Judge ...man."
Aside, "That should get them all... I hope."
Northnovas
10-20-2008, 13:56
Er, ha, Citizens of Springfield has your Mayor I will advise you that I do not want your vote in this election. Ahh, there will also be a vigilante permit required within the city limits. Where is Clancey Wiggum to get on this case!
I ya, er, will not let mob rule our city..... they what!?.... oh I mean yes er, mob rule for the citizens don't forget your permit and don't vote Quimby.
Vote: Abstain (first round)
Rhyfelwyr
10-20-2008, 14:10
"I'm gonna vote for you - talking squirrel... you stole my Duff!"
"Whaddaya mean there's no squirrel..." *burps*
Vote: Abstain
Only the Antichrist would accuse somebody of being the Antichrist...
:baby:
Your pacifier hides a more sinister role, you worshiper of evil.
Jesus' atonement has absolved my sins and I can therefore not be the Antichrist. And I bet you are right handed.
Begone SATAN !!!
unvote: Dafuge, vote: Andres
Yoyoma1910
10-20-2008, 16:18
Your pacifier hides a more sinister role, you worshiper of evil.
Jesus' atonement has absolved my sins and I can therefore not be the Antichrist. And I bet you are right handed.
Begone SATAN !!!
unvote: Dafuge, vote: Andres
Good thinking, Babies can't counter sue.
Heh, heh,
Can they?
UNVOTE: All Guilty Parties
VOTE:EVIL BABY ANDRES
Quintus.JC
10-20-2008, 16:29
Hey kids. Ho-ho-ha-HA-ha! :7clown:
Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all our hearts!
Krusty: What would you do if I went off the air?
Kids: We'd kill ourselves!
-----------------------------------------
Vote: Dafuge
Antichrist, I believe not, unless my botox is wrong once again.
Channel 6 news reporting on the coming events.
Hi, everybody!
Thanks to my boundless professional knowledge, I know that ALL babies are evil! They must be the killer(s)!
Unvote: EF
Vote: Andres
TevashSzat
10-20-2008, 19:51
Wow, didn't realize I forgot to put vote in my post a while back so......Vote: {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88. Homer's stupidity must be influencing me.....must smoke cigarette to clear mind....
Tally so far:
Andres: 4 (Fenring, Sigurd, Yoyoma1910, Shlin)
Craterus: 3 (Aries, Chaotix, Dafuge)
Tevash: 1 (Antiwarman)
pever: 1 (Beefy)
Chaotix: 1 (Craterus)
Fahad: 1 (El Diablo)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
BHC: 1 (Tevash)
Sigurd: 1 (Andres)
Dafuge: 1 (Quintus)
Abstain: 4 (Gaius, WhiteEyes, Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 7 (Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, LW, makai, Sarathos, Smowz)
Edit: Damn it.....takes way too long to do an updated tally
Edit 2: @Dafuge Your vote is already in....
@Tevash
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
Whomever does the best impression of their character gets an honorable mention at the end of the game!
errr.....hello....that would be me then you discarded piece of alien lung, i want an armrest and man servant this is the worst mafia ever
'Whoaaaaa' This is like totally screwed up man... this mob is voting for a babe, like totally a real babe.
Neddy not groovy man, take this back at ya square.
Vote : Sigurd Fafnesbane
TevashSzat
10-20-2008, 20:30
'Whoaaaaa' This is like totally screwed up man... this mob is voting for a babe, like totally a real babe.
Neddy not groovy man, take this back at ya square.
Vote : Sigurd Fafnesbane
Pshhhh......no diddlys at all.....
Tally so far:
Andres: 4 (Fenring, Sigurd, Yoyoma1910, Shlin)
Craterus: 3 (Aries, Chaotix, Dafuge)
Sigurd: 2 (Andres, Smowz)
Tevash: 1 (Antiwarman)
pever: 1 (Beefy)
Chaotix: 1 (Craterus)
Fahad: 1 (El Diablo)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
BHC: 1 (Tevash)
Dafuge: 1 (Quintus)
Abstain: 4 (Gaius, WhiteEyes, Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 6 (Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, LW, makai, Sarathos)
Yeah.....real bored atm and so I'm just gonna constantly update the tally.....
*** sucks nervously on pacifier ***
Yoyoma1910
10-20-2008, 20:38
:bigcry:
"Oh, don't cry here little baby. Here, maybe this is what the problem is."
Takes candy from baby, and eats it.
"That was defiantly the guilty party, there. Another case won."
*** throws dirty diaper at the candy thief ***
many would consider the murder of a baby to be inhumane, i however think it would be more tragic if my LOTR trilogy got stolen...:thumbsdown:
Quintus.JC
10-20-2008, 21:14
Hey Hey!
Where are all the Stonecutters? I need my lunch box!
White_eyes:D
10-20-2008, 22:22
Aye, its the wee one who toke my revenge :viking: Vote:Andres *Begins to run for the rake*
Sarathos
10-20-2008, 23:41
Random vote:Fahad for not voting.
Beefy187
10-21-2008, 00:06
Random vote:Fahad for not voting.
:juggle2:
:idea2:
Badass!! = Mafia!
Unvote: Pever Vote: Sarathos
Lord Winter
10-21-2008, 05:29
Vote: White eyes
Bandwagoning
White_eyes:D
10-21-2008, 08:23
"I will get them where you can 't protect them......IN THERE DREAMS....":wizard:
My heart is full of forgiveness. Let the wee one live. I shall put by vote back where it belongs; on the first third on the bandwagon.
unvote: Andres, vote: Dafuge
Beefy187
10-21-2008, 12:20
"I will get them where you can 't protect them......IN THERE DREAMS....":wizard:
:juggle2:
:idea2:
Dragon eating wizard
Wizard= witch?
Witch= evil
White_Eyes= innocent :beam:
Yea! Im awesome!
Kralizec
10-21-2008, 13:22
I seriously doubt that Andres/Maggie is guilty. The concept of Maggie being a killer was already used in the "Who shot mr. Burns" episode. It's been done, I sincerely hope the writers have more imagination than that.
Unvote: Andres
Vote: Craterus
For lurking in the shadows...
Breaking news,
unvote: Craterus
vote:Sigurd Fafnesbane
More on this story later.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-21-2008, 16:39
Stop Picking on poor Maggie! First Homer, then Maggie! I'm going to go cry now!
Breaking news,
unvote: Craterus
vote:Sigurd Fafnesbane
More on this story later.
Why not break this news now?
You will need more players to support your new wagon Dafuge, and I guess you yet again third.:smash:
Tally:
Sigurd: 3 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz)
Craterus: 3 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Dafuge: 2 (Quintus, Sigurd)
Tevash: 1 (Antiwarman)
Sarathos: 1 (Beefy)
Chaotix: 1 (Craterus)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Abstain: 3 (Gaius, Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 4 (Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, makai,)
Askthepizzaguy
10-21-2008, 18:28
You guys have one more day. I'd like everyone to vote. I'm going to whack anyone who doesn't.
By the way, for fairness, I am not going to allow double lynches. I realized that town could exploit that in order to win.
If you guys double or triple, etc, lynch, I will be randomly selecting a victim. Remember that.
This has been the word of the Five-Fingered God.
EDIT: Vote: Abstain does count as a vote. But gets suspicious in later rounds, so I advise against it.
Craterus
10-21-2008, 18:55
Interesting position I'm in here. I don't think Sigurd or Andres is guilty so I'll just tie it up with another person.
unvote: Chaotix, vote: Dafuge
Sigurd: 3 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz)
Craterus: 3 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Dafuge: 3 (Quintus, Sigurd, Craterus)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Tevash: 1 (Antiwarman)
Sarathos: 1 (Beefy)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Abstain: 3 (Gaius, Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 4 (Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, makai,)
Guilty!
GUILTY!
Do you not see that I am helping you ungratefull lot!
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-21-2008, 20:34
unvote:Tevash Vote:Craterus
Poor Maggie.... *fixs up hair*.
White_eyes:D
10-21-2008, 23:29
*Begins crappy attempts at scaring Lord Winter* "Oh no I left my shotgun back at the shed.....Wait right here!!" *begins running while losing clothing items and starts cursing*:furious3:
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 00:09
I seriously doubt that Andres/Maggie is guilty. The concept of Maggie being a killer was already used in the "Who shot mr. Burns" episode. It's been done, I sincerely hope the writers have more imagination than that.
From what I understand, you'll find out tonight about Andres, unless a certain someone changes their selection.
From what I understand, you'll find out tonight about Andres, unless a certain someone changes their selection.
If my calculations are correct, which they are, the vote is most certainly leaning at Craterus.
Vote: Aries7s
Thank you, vote again!
Gaius Scribonius Curio
10-22-2008, 01:54
My diligent studies have led me to believe that neither Andres nor Craterus are guilty. So...
Unvote: Abstain, Vote:Dafuge
Beefy187
10-22-2008, 02:30
:juggle2:
:idea2:
How lucky do you want to be? If you are one of my children I name you "Win gold lotto":smash:
Unvote: Sarathos Vote: Aries(AKA six sevens)
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 02:36
Aries777777 if you don't have your friend's vote or anything I may have to drop him from the game. Still waiting for justplayon to read his role PM.
Yoyoma1910
10-22-2008, 02:42
Removes dirty diaper from face.
"What a cute kid. Your honor, if the ..baby is not going to get lyched, I'd like to change my plea... I mean vote. I say, Unvote:Andres, and Vote:Whoever Is Going To be Lynched Anyway."
Aside: "That way they can't countersue."
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 02:44
Oh, fellows, if you have night actions I don't mind receiving them during the day phase so I can begin doing writeups before night is done.
That way when night is over I can spit out the final write up and the game can proceed without an hour's worth of scribbling on my part. Sooner I get night actions, the better.
Guilty!
GUILTY!
Do you not see that I am helping you ungratefull lot!
I am not going to let this pass on without addressing it.
Who are the guilty ones? Are you referring to me or Craterus whom you first voted for?
And where did you get this esoteric knowledge? As far as I know we started on a day. There have been no crime committed and no night on which investigations could occur.
I am challenging your allegations Dafuge. Speak up or be forever branded as a liar and a worker of evil. :stare:
I am not saying who is guilty untill all my facts are used up. I'm trying to stay nuetral.
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 16:14
Townies beware, night one is close at hand.
I am asking everyone for their night actions. I only have 3 so far. Most of you have some kind of ability, so check your role pms.
Everyone, please go back and check your role pms.
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 17:00
Time is up. Pencils down, Day one voting phase has ended.
Could I have one or two people independently verify the lynch vote count? I'd rather not mess up.
I'll be doing my own vote tally now as well.
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 17:03
Removes dirty diaper from face.
"What a cute kid. Your honor, if the ..baby is not going to get lyched, I'd like to change my plea... I mean vote. I say, Unvote:Andres, and Vote:Whoever Is Going To be Lynched Anyway."
Aside: "That way they can't countersue."
This is not a legal vote. Auto-changed back to Andres.
You must pm me quickly if you intended to change your vote.
Must...break...tie:blank2:
Vote:Sigurd
DOH!
Craterus
10-22-2008, 17:21
I make it:
Sigurd: 4 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz, Fahad)
Craterus: 4 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring, warman)
Dafuge: 4 (Quintus, Sigurd, Craterus, Gaius)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Aries: 2 (glyphz, Beefy)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Abstain: 2 (Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 2 (Justplayon, makai)
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 17:25
I will allow Fahad's vote, as he arrived and began talking to me only 9 minutes past the deadline.
Also, if Craterus wants to change his vote, now is the time. But that's all.
:whip:
White_eyes:D
10-22-2008, 17:27
Aaaaaaahhh.....the wee one's not worth it *knocks back some whiskey* it's gotta be the one picking on poor ol' willy Vote:Lord Winter next time then:whip:
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 17:34
Voting is over, Craterus isnt changing his vote.
Ruh roh raggy.
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 17:41
Vote tally:
beefy votes for Aries
Gaius votes for dafuge
glyphz votes Aries
warman votes craterus
dafuge votes sigurd
Fenring votes craterus
sigurd votes dafuge
LW votes White eyes
Sarathos votes Fahad
white eyes votes Andres
fahad votes Sigurd
smowz votes sigurd
tevash votes warman
shlin votes andres
quintus votes dafuge
yoyoma votes andres
rhyf votes abstain
NN votes abstain
andres votes sigurd
YLC votes rythmic
rythmic votes LW
ED votes Fahad
swedish votes ED
Ef votes Shlin
craterus votes dafuge
chaotix votes craterus
aries votes craterus
Abstain: 2 (Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 2 ( Justplayon, makai,)
---------------
Sigurd: 4 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz, Fahad I)
Craterus: 4 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring, warman)
Dafuge: 4 (Quintus, Sigurd, craterus Gaius)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Aries: 2 (beefy, glyphz)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Bwahahaha....
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 18:03
Day One Lynch
Kent Brockman gathered everyone in front of the statue of Jebediah Springfield, and called on everyone to vote for their first victim of mob justice.
Ned Flanders, Bart Simpson, and Kent Brockman himself were all tied for the lynch. Where was Mayor Quimby? Surely he could sort out this mess. But unfortunately the Mayor did not speak up. Finally, the wisest of them all, Professor Frink, decided to flip his three-sided coin. Heads, it would be Bart Simpson. Tails, it would be Kent Brockman. And if the coin landed on it's edge, it would be Ned Flanders. (My the lord smiles upon him, ever so much...)
Frink flipped the coin high into the air, and the clouds parted. The moonlight poured through the clouds, and town was granted a miracle. The coin landed on the soft park soil, and imbedded itself lengthwise. It landed on it's edge!
Ned Flanders was visibly shaken.
"Well shucks, I can't understand how everyone in town would want to mur-diddley-urder me. I've tried so hard to be the darn-diddley-dang-donged best person I could be. Calm down, Neddily diddley diddley... you tried your best unluckily-diddley-diddley. You can't blame town incompetent-diddley-diddley-diddley AW HELL DIDDLEY DING DONG :daisy:! CANT YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT???"
The town gasped audibly. "Well, no matter, because you got lucky this time... but rest assured, you won't survive the next several nights. The moon is full... and we'll be watching you. Die painfully, foolish humans!"
Just then, Ned Flanders' face split in half, and his skin went flying in every which direction. His body was a mere shell, and the innards had been disposed of a long time ago. From within the cavity of Ned Flanders came the unspeakably evil alien beings Kang and Kodos!
Kang: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kodos: AHAHHAHHAHHAAAA!!!
The UFO arrived and began beaming Kang and Kodos to safety.
Kang: So, perhaps no one will be abducted and probed rectally tonight... but we will return someday to conquer and enslave the human race!
Kodos: So long, delicious humans!
Kang and Kodos: Muhaha... HA HA HA HA HA HA. HAH HAHAHHAHHAHHA. HAHAHAHAAH. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAhAH....
....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
...................HAHAHHHAHHHAHHAAAA!!!
.....HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAAA!!!!
(alright, enough already!)
Ned Flander's remains were among those found in Springfield Gorge, sans the skin. That's why he was difficult to identify.
Alive:
Fahad I
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Aries777777
Quintus
Makaikhaan
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
Rythmic
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Justplayon
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Begin Night One
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 18:36
I sent lots of people PMs. Check your role pms and make sure you send me your night actions. Most of you have some kind of night action.
It's useless if you don't use it.
Night actions.... now! :whip:
Quintus.JC
10-22-2008, 19:25
:gasp in shock:
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 19:28
pretty good twist, eh? :laugh2:
Quintus.JC
10-22-2008, 19:32
If that would confirm my theory correct, all devote Christians are aliens in diguises.
Askthepizzaguy
10-22-2008, 19:33
Not all of them. Just the majority.
*joke, in case you're wondering. :bow:
What the :daisy:!!!
So I was possessed and now someone else is?
I wonder what would have happened if I had been allowed to continue.
Not happy about the late vote and the random lynch BTW :stare:
Hi, everybody (and aliens)!
To Sigurd: So were you or were you not possessed willingly?
You can trust me, as I, a law-abiding citizen who never tried to fool/con anybody for their money (or changed my vote at the last minute), is total and completely trustworthy and professional.
Northnovas
10-22-2008, 20:39
Citizen's of Springfield now is the time to panic. I have been apart of er, ah, seen some er strange elections tallies but three candidates tied!? er That's not good I would have a FOS to Mr. Fahad I or the er, eh Craterus fellow who could have has some voting influence when the poll closed.
I do not understand these rules of a legitimate vote, er ha scratch that from the record. Don't vote Quimby!.
For new players FOS finger of suspicion, not enough for a vote.
Quintus.JC
10-22-2008, 20:42
If I remember this right your normal campaign slogan is vote Quimby, so I will Vote: Quimby. Every vote counts. :grin:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-22-2008, 21:04
Vote:Quimby
Every vote is usefull :yes:
FYI, I be gone for 3 days till Sunday. I hope I don't miss anything. :clown:
Northnovas
10-22-2008, 21:13
My electorate, you misunderstood the message it do not vote for Quimby. I would think there was er bandwagon trying to foprm against your Worshipness of this here, ah city, Springfield.
For trying to start the ah bandwagon.
Vote: Quintus.JC
Hi, everybody (and aliens)!
To Sigurd: So were you or were you not possessed willingly?
Let's put it this way: I had no choice in the matter. No one came up to me and asked: Can we possess you?
And guys... please; It is night time.
Quintus.JC
10-22-2008, 21:26
I'm a clown by profession, I'm only trying to be funny.
Northnovas
10-22-2008, 21:34
Yes, eh it was premature of me to follow the clown , I guess I fell for the joke by the joker hehe, ...to his aide... watch him nobody makes a fool of Joe "Diamond" Quimby.... now I have an appointment to judge the er Miss Springfield Pagent. Remeber don't vote Quimby!
White_eyes:D
10-23-2008, 00:12
Yes, eh it was premature of me to follow the clown , I guess I fell for the joke by the joker hehe, ...to his aide... watch him nobody makes a fool of Joe "Diamond" Quimby.... now I have an appointment to judge the er Miss Springfield Pagent. Remeber don't vote Quimby!
Aye, Willy still thinks that you made the Order 24:getting rid of all immigrants, but I dare someone to try and kill or get rid of Willy *gets yelled at by Principal Skinner and goes back to cleaning the halls*
Sarathos
10-23-2008, 01:42
Vote:Abstain
People, it seems our local faithful has decieved us-a! After much thought, I have decided:
Vote: Abstain
Craterus
10-23-2008, 02:28
Attention all:
It is a night phase. Your votes mean nothing. Please pay attention.
That is all.
:2thumbsup:
El Diablo
10-23-2008, 02:49
Vote Craterus
For staing the obvious... :clown:
TevashSzat
10-23-2008, 03:08
Let's put it this way: I had no choice in the matter. No one came up to me and asked: Can we possess you?
And guys... please; It is night time.
Hmmmmmm.......so it means you were an alien from the start?? And thus, scummy????? If thats so, wow great 1st day for us then, 1 down already
Hmmmmmm.......so it means you were an alien from the start?? And thus, scummy????? If thats so, wow great 1st day for us then, 1 down already
You presume too much.
Do you not think I would have ended the vote in another fashion if I were scum? :brood:
:baby:
*** all the voting wakes her up ***
:bigcry: (@110 decibels)
TevashSzat
10-24-2008, 03:13
:baby:
*** all the voting wakes her up ***
:bigcry: (@110 decibels)
***starts looking for baby quieting (ie killing) device....***
Beefy187
10-24-2008, 05:40
:baby:
*** all the voting wakes her up ***
:bigcry: (@110 decibels)
If yew wur one of ma kids. I wud name yu cry for candy
***starts looking for baby quieting (ie killing) device....***
*Points and coughs "Murderer"*
Askthepizzaguy
10-24-2008, 18:04
Town must be lucky, because two of my evil ones have apparently forgotten to make a selection.
I am sending an annoyed PM post haste. Night phase is over, writeups begin soon.
Askthepizzaguy
10-24-2008, 19:47
Night One
Bart Simpson wanders into the church of Springfield and hears strange noises coming from the church confessional. He readies his weapon and opens the door.
When the door opens, he unleashes a torrent of water balloons on the unsuspecting occupants. Just as he was about to laugh and run away, he notices who is inside the confessional...
"Bart Simpson! You demon child, how dare you profane this holy place with your filthy water balloons!" said Reverend Lovejoy.
Bart looks at who is in the confessional with him...
"Edna Krabappel???"
"Oh dear..." Edna blushed.
"Wuhuhahahahahahahaaaaa!" Bart laughed. "Wait until I tell your lover boy Principal Skinner about this!"
Bart runs off to tell the entire town.
Edna: "Listen, Rev, it's been great... I've always wanted to sink my claws into a goody-two-shoes like you... but frankly even Seymour is a more adventurous lover. See you in church next Sunday?"
Lovejoy: "Please don't tell my wife about this..."
Edna: "Just don't do any more sermons about constancy and prudissitude anytime soon, mkay?"
And so the entire town got a belly full of laughs at the Reverend's expense. However, that was the last bit of lighthearted news that happened that evening.
____________________
Seymour Skinner was having dinner with his mother Agnes, when suddenly the door was kicked in by some very large shoes.
Skinner: It's you! But, how did you escape from prison?
Sideshow Bob: I was paroled, you foolish imbecile. You pathetic excuse for an educator, I have grown weary of your repeated defense of Bart Simpson. It's time for you to be.... expelled."
Skinner: "Noooooooo!"
Agnes screamed and ran out of the house in a panic.
Sideshow Bob: "Seymour.... Skinner... I believe I know exactly what to do with you... it's curtains for you! heh heh heh ha ha ha... AHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!"
___________________
Bart Simpson rode by Skinner's house on his skateboard to tell him about Edna Krabappel's rendezvous with Lovejoy, when he noticed the door was open and there was a trail of blood pouring out of the residence.
"Hello?" Bart said nervously.
Inside, to his horror, he saw the remains of his former principal.
Seymour had been skinned, alive, and his skin was now hanging above the picture window as a curtain. His body was partially ground up by the kitchen garbage disposal, and the rest was served as a meal on the dinner table.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Bart screamed as he fled the residence in horror, heading directly home.
_______________
When Bart Simpson finally got home on his skateboard, a masked assailant jumped down and clobbered him from the treehouse. Bart cried out for help, and a loud gunshot was heard.
The assailant ran off in a panic, dropping behind his switchblade.
Marge Simpson stood at the door of the Simpson residence, twirling the gun she carries in her purse.
"Mom! Thank you so much for saving me! I promise I won't do anything bad ever again tonight!"
Snake scurried off into the night, trying to keep his disguise on.
___________________
"This is Kent Brockman with your Channel 6 Action News Report.
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum was brutally murdered tonight. It appears that some psychopath is on the loose, murdering innocent people with his claw-like fingers.
Wiggum's body was found near Moe's Tavern, where eyewitness Moe the Bartender gave the following public statement:"
"I didn't see nothin. Nobody killed nobody, and this bar is as safe as it ever was. Come on down and buy a pitcher of beer from your good pal Moe."
Brockman: "Why was the body of Clancy Wiggum found outside your bar?"
Moe: "Alright, alright I'll talk. Give me a minute, will ya? Wiggum came here with a search warrant, he said he was investigating me for the murders of those poor bums they found in Springfield Gorge. But when I wouldn't open the door on account of the fact that I got illegal whales in tanks in the back room, I saw someone attack him through the peephole. It happened so fast... but I think it might have been some kind of animal trainer. He was surrounded by little vicious creatures, and they tore up the police chief somethin' bad. And you know I'm being honest, because the surveillance video shows me not opening the door, and then trying to get the smuggled whales onto the truck before news reporters showed up asking dumb questions. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some unfinished business involving certain illegal smuggled whales. I mean, closing down the bar for the night. Yeah, that's a believable alibi."
Brockman: "As much as it pains me to say, it appears from the video you've provided that you are indeed innocent of murdering Wiggum. The rest of the police officers have skipped town in fear of the rioting, and you appear to be off the hook for this whale smuggling operation.
Citizens of Springfield, mob justice is all we have left."
_______________
Comic Book Guy was heading home after closing down the Android's Dungeon, reading a serious piece of literature.
"But Aqua man, you can't marry a woman without gills... you're from two different worlds!"
Just then, without warning, he was whacked over the head with a wooden mallet.
"Oh, I've wasted my life..." he said as he fell face first into an open sewer, landing with a sickening thud and a broken neck.
Comic Book Guy's attacker disappeared back into the night.
______________
A biography of Maggie Simpson appears on TV.
"Little Maggie Simpson... one of Springfield's Precious Citizens."
"Only one year of age, this little infant has already crawled into our hearts. She once shot Mr. Burns, endearing herself to everyone in town. She has driven a car, and appeared in commercials for Burger King, Butterfinger, C.C. Lemon, Domino's Pizza, Ramada Inn and Subway. She's a cute and innocent little Springfieldian. Although she has an archnemesis in the Unibrowed Baby, she presently has no grudge against anyone in Springfield, and she has no aliases or other identities.
For Kent Brockman and the entire Channel 6 action news report, this is Scott Christian saying good night, and please... remember to tuck your children in every night."
_______________
Homer Simpson was on his way down to Moe's (seeing Moe on TV reminded him that he wanted to go to the bar and drink some beer) when he was confronted by a familiar-looking person.
"Nighty-night Homer..." said the assailant.
Homer was found face down in a plate of spaghetti in the morning, with a large bloody gash on his head. The spaghetti had turned red from soaking in blood all night.
______________
Alive:
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Quintus
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Justplayon Sigurd Fafnesbane (filling in)
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, murdered by vigilante, Night One)
Rythmic (Chief Clancy Wiggum, clawed to death by felines, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
__________________________
Begin Day Two
TevashSzat
10-24-2008, 19:57
So.....it seems that
Maggie Simpson (Andres, I presume) is innocent
Bart Simpson was attacked, but saved by Marge
Askthepizzaguy
10-24-2008, 20:03
I want to remind town, you have 3 people who have the ability to Revive.
If you wish to Revive your fallen comrades, especially your Police Inspector, you may want to do so.
Send in your selections now, and they will Revive tonight and become active again tomorrow Day Phase for voting.
Askthepizzaguy
10-24-2008, 20:19
Town,
due to Justplayon's inactivity (he hasn't even read his original role PM, and presently doesn't have access to the gameroom)
Sigurd Fafnesbane is now filling in for Justplayon's character. This does not make his character guilty or innocent, because as you know I had people fill in for other people's characters on my Futurama Drama Mafiama game. This is a standard practice for me if people don't show up or drop out.
I hate WOGs. Let's keep playing.
Welcome back, Sigurd!
Hi, everybody!
In my professional opinion, the being known as 'Sigurd' is merely a ploy of ze evil aliens, coming back to kill us, AGAIN!!!
Vote: Sigurd
Askthepizzaguy
10-24-2008, 20:26
OOC-
No, Sigurd's new character is the same as Justplayon's old character. They are seperate entities. You can go ahead and vote for Sigurd, but please do not base it on this substitution. That's outside the "in character" aspect of the game.
My professional opinion is absolute, no-one can intefere or influence it!!! NOT EVEN SOME PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!! :beam:
(Unless you want to sue me, in which case I er...run...)
seireikhaan
10-24-2008, 20:55
:bigcry:
TevashSzat
10-24-2008, 20:57
:bigcry:
Here, have a donut
Askthepizzaguy
10-24-2008, 20:57
don't feel bad, Makaikhaan.
Remember, townies could decide to revive you. Though it probably doesn't help that you didn't vote in the last round.
:laugh2:
Vote: Yoyoma
You made mention of a switchblade in one of your posts, and the person who attacked Bart had a switchblade on them. Hmm...
Ouch, I'm guessing Rythmic was a detective then?
vote:YLC
still shooting blind here.
still shooting blind here.
because that dont sound suspicous...NOT :clown:
anyway :no: :shame:
revive me, i think you'll find comeback will earn you geek weekly freak magazine, i may also consider a fat suction operation for charity, i bid you farewell
White_eyes:D
10-25-2008, 00:49
Ouch, I'm guessing Rythmic was a detective then?
vote:YLC
still shooting blind here.
Willy thinks your guessing that Rythmic was the detective and probing for information makes you suspicious:inquisitive: Vote:Elite Ferret *upset over skinners death for five secs but then shrugs and drinks more whiskey*
Craterus
10-25-2008, 02:18
Vote: Yoyoma
You made mention of a switchblade in one of your posts, and the person who attacked Bart had a switchblade on them. Hmm...
That reasoning works for me.
vote: Yoyoma
Northnovas
10-25-2008, 03:21
Okay people lets have calmer heads prevail here. We need our Clancey back. Poor Wiggy. I must say that this switchblade weapon is a clue and damning evidence for a lawyer and not er, eh politician.
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2041285&postcount=57
On the bases of this information and Clancy not here at the moment I would have to issue a vote for the following. Remeber don't vote Quimby!
Vote: Yoyma
Sarathos
10-25-2008, 04:22
Vote:Shlin
So, anyone want to buy a whale?
Vote: shlin
Your professional opinion means nothing when compared to my huge amounts of cash. By the way, my authentic mob pitchforks are now on sale for the low price of $1000. Get yours today, or you won't be able to partake in the lynching fun!
Mr Burns,
Do you have those pitchforks, that are like, double pitchforks?
whooaaa who's the professer speaking in language I dont understand....
Vote: YLC
I doubt a mafia would mention the very weapon they use publicly. Rather, the mafia noticed too and decided to frame Yoyoma.
The kill descriptions seems all different as if they were not written by the same author. It could be that some of the descriptions are in the hand of ATPG, but that doesn't mean he wrote them all.
It all depends on how much the remaining killers put into their night PMs.
Vote: Yoyma
Scummy. Jumping on the bandwagon.
Rhyfelwyr
10-25-2008, 14:39
I heard about that switchblade, I'd bet my Duff he's the mafia. *burps*
Vote: Yoyoma
Quintus.JC
10-25-2008, 15:21
Being framed or not, I will still Vote: Yoyoma
Yoyoma1910
10-25-2008, 17:24
"Your ...Judge-guy-ness,
I object. I object to this onslaught of votes in my direction. Citizens of Springfield, I beg you listen to reason for a moment. I will show you that this, "idea" of my "guilt" is the biggest fallacy of words since "The Never Ending Story."
It is true that in an earlier episode of this series, The Simpsons, I Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, was out of work, and pulled a switchblade while being abruptly awoken from gentle slumber.
But please understand, I am something far, far more "evil" than a "Mafia," I am a Lawyer! What good is it to me to represent dead clients? I have already tried that.
And so, I ask you, kind, and intelligent citizens, why waste your vote on something as lowly and despicable as a lawyer? Would it not be more satisfying, now that you've exposed me to the eye of those with blood lust, to let these dogs of the night, devour me in my sleep? Wouldn't it? Have them chew upon my long usless liver? Hang my disembodied bowels from the town's flag pole?"
Take a swig from a bottle of whiskey.
"Wouldn't it? And would it not serve you better to vote for someone more likely guilty? What does the five fingered god mean when he says this:"
Where was Mayor Quimby? Surely he could sort out this mess. But unfortunately the Mayor did not speak up.
"why wouldn't the mayor hang one of the Mafia? Maybe because he is one of the mafia! I therefore, inplore you, members of the jury of this kangaroo court to join me in voteing:Mayor"Northnovas"Quimby.
I will also give anyone who changes their vote, not only a free smoking monkey toy, but also a free pizza! If anyone is interested, I'll be in my office, in the back alley by the dumpster."
*"Pizza" does not actually include pizza, but may or will include some or all of the following: pizza box, grease, pepperoni scraps, cheese bits, sausage ends, corn meal, flour, rat tails, bell peppers, mushrooms, sausage ends, and other materials not necessarily suitable for human digestion. By reading this post, you remove all liability from the poster for the contents herein.
Northnovas
10-25-2008, 17:39
Okay People lets not get to hasty in our er, voting. I have been assessing this situation and feel that my name is being misaligned in this er, situation therefore of have been doing some political back tracking and consider the following....
I doubt a mafia would mention the very weapon they use publicly. Rather, the mafia noticed too and decided to frame Yoyoma.
The kill descriptions seems all different as if they were not written by the same author. It could be that some of the descriptions are in the hand of ATPG, but that doesn't mean he wrote them all.
It all depends on how much the remaining killers put into their night PMs.
This er, here seems like a very plausable and it could be a frame job and I we do not want to see any of our innocent citizens of this town persecuted unnecessarily by the vigilantes. Who I amy add require a permit to conduct this activity.
So I will er
Unvote: Yoyoma and Vote: YLC
This is the instigator...
Vote: Yoyoma
You made mention of a switchblade in one of your posts, and the person who attacked Bart had a switchblade on them. Hmm...
For causing this panic. It is not the time to panic, er yet.......... look at the cans on that broad! (aide whistles)
Don't vote for Quimby!
To Sarathos and Chaotix:
:furious3:
How could I, a law-abiding simpleton who never tried to con/cheat other people out of their money, be evil?
Unvote: Sigurd
Vote: Sarathos
Revenge vote FTW!
TevashSzat
10-25-2008, 22:37
This er, here seems like a very plausable and it could be a frame job and I we do not want to see any of our innocent citizens of this town persecuted unnecessarily by the vigilantes. Who I amy add require a permit to conduct this activity.
So I will er
Unvote: Yoyoma and Vote: YLC
This is the instigator...
QFT, I really doubt Yoyoma is dumb enough to make such a big mistake....
so i will Vote: YLC
Also, FOS: Dafuge, Rhyfelwyr, Quintus for bandwagoning on a pretty blatant hatchet job...
Tally:
Yoyoma-5 (YLC, Craterus, Dafuge, Rhyfelwyr, Quintus)
YLC-4 (Elite Ferret, Smowz, Northnovas, TevashSzat)
Shlin-2 (Sarathos, Chaotix27)
Elite Ferret-1 (White Eyes)
Northnovas-1 (Yoyoma)
Sarathos-1 (shlin)
Lord Winter
10-26-2008, 00:03
I heard about that switchblade, I'd bet my Duff he's the mafia. *burps*
Vote: Yoyoma
Third on the Bandwaggon
Vote: Rhyfelwyr
Askthepizzaguy
10-26-2008, 00:44
In case everyone is curious, I wrote and will write all the murder descriptions.
White_eyes:D
10-26-2008, 00:56
QFT, I really doubt Yoyoma is dumb enough to make such a big mistake....
Willy thinks that as well and wants a double lynch:skull: Unvote:Elite Ferret Vote:YLC*goes back to wondering if that immigration bill was passed*
Askthepizzaguy
10-26-2008, 00:59
I think I may have stated it in the rules or shortly after the game began; there will be no double lynches.
I have figured out a way to use double lynches dishonorably, to force a town victory. There will be no double lynches in this or any other of my games from now on. I believe it's an abuse of the system. Imagine if mafia were given the chance to double murder if their votes for the murder were tied. It should be a punishment, not a reward.
Should you attempt a double lynch, your results will be randomly selected. If I suspect intentional double lynching by several members, I'll lynch the wrong person intentionally.
:smash:
Beware the wrath of the five-fingered God.
White_eyes:D
10-26-2008, 02:20
I think I may have stated it in the rules or shortly after the game began; there will be no double lynches.
I have figured out a way to use double lynches dishonorably, to force a town victory. There will be no double lynches in this or any other of my games from now on. I believe it's an abuse of the system. Imagine if mafia were given the chance to double murder if their votes for the murder were tied. It should be a punishment, not a reward.
Should you attempt a double lynch, your results will be randomly selected. If I suspect intentional double lynching by several members, I'll lynch the wrong person intentionally.
:smash:
Beware the wrath of the five-fingered God.
And yet it won you the Resident Evil mafia game?:inquisitive: but still rules are rules......:wall:
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 02:22
And yet it won you the Resident Evil mafia game?:inquisitive: but still rules are rules......:wall:
Are you questioning the five fingers of justice?
Askthepizzaguy
10-26-2008, 02:25
I wasn't aware the RE mafia was concluded.
While if used improperly, double lynching can be disastrous for town, in a large game like this, sometimes the host employs a system of helping townies by allowing them small groups which know for certain they are innocent.
Should that group manage to survive, for the most part, until the end of the game, they could reveal to town and attempt to double/triple lynch (tie lynch) everyone remaining besides themselves, thus ensuring a town victory.
This is patently unfair, and in any game where town has knowledge of innocent townies, it's unfair. In this game, this is so, therefore to be fair to all concerned parties, tied lynches (more than one lynch per round) are banned.
In my first game, almost every round was a double lynch. This is unacceptable.
Finally, as the host, I put a lot of work into the game, and I'd hate everyone's fun to be over in just a few nights, including my own. I am sure everyone understands.
:smash:
White_eyes:D
10-26-2008, 02:30
I wasn't aware the RE mafia was concluded.
While if used improperly, double lynching can be disastrous for town, in a large game like this, sometimes the host employs a system of helping townies by allowing them small groups which know for certain they are innocent.
Should that group manage to survive, for the most part, until the end of the game, they could reveal to town and attempt to double/triple lynch (tie lynch) everyone remaining besides themselves, thus ensuring a town victory.
This is patently unfair, and in any game where town has knowledge of innocent townies, it's unfair. In this game, this is so, therefore to be fair to all concerned parties, tied lynches (more than one lynch per round) are banned.
In my first game, almost every round was a double lynch. This is unacceptable.
Finally, as the host, I put a lot of work into the game, and I'd hate everyone's fun to be over in just a few nights, including my own. I am sure everyone understands.
:smash:
hmmmmm.....I see your right, activity does die out:smash: and besides who is gonna stop you in the RE mafia? a clown?:clown:
Northnovas
10-26-2008, 03:16
It's been a while since I played a game but when I was playing a double lynch was impossible because people couldn't agree. It's interesting that your first game every round was a double. Unfair and unusual unless the strategy of the townies is changing but it does not favour the town double lynches.
Askthepizzaguy
10-26-2008, 03:21
It's random, completely random, and equal chances for town and mafia, if town does double lynches BUT has no idea who is innocent.
If town has any understanding of who is innocent, they greatly improve their chances by double or multiple lynching the non-confirmed innocents. They could win the game outright by managing to nab a bunch of evil-aligned characters at once.
Even if they completely miss, they could do it again the next round, assuming the rest of town cooperates, and anyone who doesn't cooperate is immediately deemed suspicious.
Only those who agree to be lynched, and never change their vote, could be considered innocent. And then they die anyway, ensuring they aren't mafia.
Because in this game there is at least one townie group, they could work together in such a way to ensure town wins. This just makes sure that cannot happen.
Beefy187
10-26-2008, 04:18
Yew guys are all nats! If I wur a mufia i wud use rverse phycology
Vote: Yoyoma
(WIFOM)
If we dunt get im now, we never will
Askthepizzaguy
10-26-2008, 07:31
Don't be shy about sending in your night actions early. Also, day phase is nearly over.
Vote: Rhyfelwyr
Tally:
5 votes:
Yoyoma1910 - Beefy, YLC, Quintus, Rhyfelwyr, Craterus (Dafuge's vote not included, not until 'bolded')
YLC - Smowz, Elite Ferret, Smowz, NorthNovas, TevashSzat
2 votes:
Shlin28 - Sarathos, Chaotix27
Rhyfelwyr - Lord Winter, glyphz
1 vote:
NorthNovas - Yoyoma
Sarathos - shlin28
edit:(2)
No votes: Fenring El Diablo SwedishFish Antiwarmancake88 Andres Dafuge Gaius Scribonius Sigurd Fafnesbane
Askthepizzaguy
10-26-2008, 08:44
thank you, Glyphz!
Who is not voting?
I don't think Yoyoma is the right choice...
But he has majority I guess...
vote:abstain
Wait ... there is a tie.
unvote: abstain, vote YLC for pointing out the switchblade. If Yoyoma is framed, you had an active part in it.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-26-2008, 14:52
Poor Homey! My Homey is Dead!! :sweatdrop::shame:
Vote:Rhyfelwyr
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2008, 18:44
Why?
Probably because he got minced in my IH. :clown:
Sarathos
10-27-2008, 02:51
Well YLC is now in the lead, not much I can do except either confirm his lynching or tie things up again, hmmm.......
Vote:Yoyoma, perhaps one of them might start talking, or perhaps we might get a double lynchm who knows. But I have no idea who is gulity so making a tie might give a little more time for some info to surface.
Unvote:Yoyoma
Vote: YLC
I see through his set up.
Yoyoma1910
10-27-2008, 05:00
Well YLC is now in the lead, not much I can do except either confirm his lynching or tie things up again, hmmm.......
Vote:Yoyoma, perhaps one of them might start talking, or perhaps we might get a double lynchm who knows. But I have no idea who is gulity so making a tie might give a little more time for some info to surface.
I think if you look back a page, you'll see I did start talking. But I'm also very busy for the next couple of weeks, hence why my zombie poetry stopped in RE a couple of days ago. Sorry. Sue me. (heh heh).
Lawyers are far worse then mafia.
Vote : Yoyoma1910
:baby:
Gaius Scribonius Curio
10-27-2008, 09:57
I've been busy studying, but I have to get involved eventually. Although mob rule is an injustice in itself and a sign that good government has failed. Shame on you all...
Vote: YLC
Hmmm...well, ATPG likes to leave clues in his write ups, and the mention of the switchblade caught my attention. Not much to go on, but I wanted to start somewhere. In any case, I think the mafia are likely hiding in this double bandwagon, so...
Unvote: Yoyoma1910
Vote: Dafuge
You sure seem to flip flop a lot. Also, you seem to like to jump around to vote for whomever is most likely to be lynched. No offense, but that is not a real practical way to go about it.
TevashSzat
10-27-2008, 20:00
Well YLC is now in the lead, not much I can do except either confirm his lynching or tie things up again, hmmm.......
Vote:Yoyoma, perhaps one of them might start talking, or perhaps we might get a double lynchm who knows. But I have no idea who is gulity so making a tie might give a little more time for some info to surface.
Well, as you can see earlier, ATPG made it clear that double lynches won't happen and to discourage it, he would rather pick the "wrong" person to be lynched than the right scummy one
El Diablo
10-27-2008, 20:20
Vote SwedishFish
No reason. I have been away for a long weekend (it was Labour Day in New Zealand) and yes with a "u", and so need to catch up on the mafia games.
SF vote is basically just a place holder.
Hmmm...well, ATPG likes to leave clues in his write ups, and the mention of the switchblade caught my attention. Not much to go on, but I wanted to start somewhere. In any case, I think the mafia are likely hiding in this double bandwagon, so...
Unvote: Yoyoma1910
Vote: Dafuge
You sure seem to flip flop a lot. Also, you seem to like to jump around to vote for whomever is most likely to be lynched. No offense, but that is not a real practical way to go about it.
A great reason to vote for me, I 'flip flop' a lot. I seem to sense shameless revenge voting.
Unvote: Whoever, Vote: YLC
Massive Bandwagonage FTW.
PS: Due to relatively low sales of my imported mob shotguns, I am lowering their price to only $10000 per unit. :evil:
Craterus
10-28-2008, 01:58
Will be away until Thursday.
Apologies for the inconvenience. ATPG, replace/WoG as you see fit.
Askthepizzaguy
10-28-2008, 03:04
Day phase has ended.
Could I get a tally please, while I do a double check?
Askthepizzaguy
10-28-2008, 03:08
Does ANYONE want to revive Clancy Wiggum?
Northnovas
10-28-2008, 03:10
Okay People, you have to try to make this vote fair and up to date. We are er, very fortunate to Miss Springfield her to help with tally. hehe oh Joe youse are so sexy when it comes to voting.. can I be the Mayor later..... shhh yes just wait till the voting is done. So there you have the current tally People.
I think all the votes have been legal moves I think I have it right.
Starting from post #186
Tally:
9 votes:
YLC - Smowz, Elite Ferret, Smowz, NorthNovas, TevashSzat, Sigurd Fafnesbane, Gaius Scribonius, Chaotix27, Dafuge
5 votes:
Yoyoma1910 - Beefy, Quintus, Rhyfelwyr, Craterus, Andres
3 votes:
Rhyfelwyr - Lord Winter, glyphz, Antiwarmancake88
2 votes:
Shlin28 - Sarathos,
1 vote:
NorthNovas - Yoyoma
Sarathos - shlin28
Dafuge- YLC
SwedishFish - El Diablo
edit:(2)
No votes: Fenring SwedishFish
Askthepizzaguy
10-28-2008, 03:12
Thanks, NorthNovas.
Say, Mayor Quimby, could you maybe get your people to revive their freaking police investigator???
:laugh4:
I mean, sheesh, everyone loves comic book guy, but it's not like he can kill zombies with his bare hands or anything.
Edit: nevermind, a certain someone did choose to revive.
Northnovas
10-28-2008, 03:28
Well that is good news we need Wiggum and his men on this case. The Comic Book guy is a nice fellow but we need our men in blue. Thank you my fellow Springfieldling whoever you are for your kind act to help our Chief get back into the game.
Askthepizzaguy
10-28-2008, 03:35
I am going to trust NorthNovas' vote tally, if there are no objections. I don't have much time.
The vote wasn't close anyway.
Day Two
Professor Frink was amazed at how many votes he received, and he was baffled why someone with a switchblade got off the hook.
"By my calculations, this entire town is way off track and has no idea what it's doing, M'Goyven! I am seriously starting to reconsider ever having invented the Frinkiatron 3000 UFO-detecting town-defense system, and the FrinkyZapper 9000 Anti-Zombie ray, and also the Frinktastic 7, which is of course a super-duper anti-deranged robot stun gun. I've been working on a device which can detect mob ties and also win mafia games single-handedly, but admittedly that one would break the game, he says as he also breaks the fourth wall."
Reverend Lovejoy interrupts-
"This man is guilty of alchemy, sorcery and witchcraft, let's burn him at the stake!"
The rest of the town nods and does exactly as the good Reverend suggests.
The entire town, armed with pitchforks and torches supplied by Monty Burns (and some cheap ones purchased at the Kwik-E-mart) advances on Professor John Frink, and ties him to a stake.
"I wish I had my uh... FrinkyZapper right now... this entire town is beginning to act just like a bunch of mindless, errr zombies. Goyven."
YLC is burned at the stake.
Alive:
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Quintus
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, murdered by vigilante, Night One)
Rythmic (Chief Clancy Wiggum, clawed to death by felines, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Begin Night Two
Askthepizzaguy
10-28-2008, 03:46
All night actions please.... I want to see a ton of murders tonight.
I was told to plead a case I don't have to have someone revive me. I don't really see the point of me being revived when there are other, better people to revive. I can kill zombies, that's about it :juggle2:
Kralizec
10-28-2008, 12:23
Hi everybody!
Sorry I missed the last voting round, I had to help somebody move to a new house and was tied up for most of the weekend and monday.
PS: cut-rate prices for organ transplants this month, less than half of what Dr. Gibbert charges!
Hi Everybody!
FoS Fenring
That's my patented quote (+ role), don't you dare steal it :inquisitive:
I guess since ATPG did not put YLC's character name in the dead list, we should assume we got one of the bad guys. :inquisitive:
He could kill zombies .... Did he kill last night?
That is what I want to know.
I guess since ATPG did not put YLC's character name in the dead list, we should assume we got one of the bad guys. :inquisitive:
He could kill zombies .... Did he kill last night?
That is what I want to know.
If you check, I am indeed on the dead list. And no, I can only kill zombies, actual zombies, not white collar ones :clown:.
I think Sigurd was talking about your character name... (Obviously you are Frink, but you are not on the list...)
Sarathos
10-28-2008, 23:44
I guess since ATPG did not put YLC's character name in the dead list, we should assume we got one of the bad guys.
Yes YLC is on the dead list, ATPG just didn't reveal his role.
White_eyes:D
10-29-2008, 00:01
I guess since ATPG did not put YLC's character name in the dead list, we should assume we got one of the bad guys. :inquisitive:
Willy thinks your suspicious:inquisitive: for thinking we got one of the bad guys when clearly it was not....:wall:
Askthepizzaguy
10-29-2008, 04:15
He was John Frink. Went back to put that in.
Please get me the rest of the kills and night actions by tomorrow night.
Vote: El Diablo
Can you not see the Devil that lies befoe your eyes!
Kralizec
10-29-2008, 19:13
Vote: El Diablo
Easy on the votes there people. There is yet to be murdered players this round. :smash:
Askthepizzaguy
10-30-2008, 00:31
Time is up. I have a LONG post to write, so give me like an hour.
Askthepizzaguy
10-30-2008, 01:48
Night Two
At Springfield General Hospital, under the brilliant care of Dr. Julius Hibbert, the one known as Comic Book Guy is brought back to life from death's door.
Hibbert: "He he he he he he he. How about a wowwipop."
Comic Book Guy: "I must protest this outrageous paternalistic condescension. I would much rather have a popsicle shaped like Lucy Lawless, the famous actress who portrays Xena the Warrior Princess. Do you have any of those?"
Hibbert: "He he he he he he he"
Comic Book Guy: "Very well, you leave me no choice. I must go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and put something juicy and delicious in my mouth."
Hibbert: (looks at Comic Book Guy strangely)
Comic Book Guy: "I walked right into that one I suppose. Thank you Doctor Hibbert, for saving my life, but not having the appropriate snacks for me to eat. Worst Hospital Ever!"
=========================
At the Springfield Shopping Mall, under the dubious care of Dr. Nick Riviera...
Nick: "Hi everybody!"
...The town's police chief is brought back from the dead!
Nick: "My, Police Inspector, you are looking pale. Perhaps your bones are trying to escape from your body. I recommend a highly experimental treatment, where we remove all your bones, and put them back in upside down. I'm 99% sure that will cure your cold and clammy skin problem."
The police chief just looked at him with dark, evil eyes, and then left without saying a word.
=========================
"This is Kent Brockman reporting on the recently deceased Professor John Frink.
Apparently this man was simply a misunderstood, wacky professor. He had no aliases and he had no enemies here in Springfield. His death is a tragedy, and he will be sorely missed."
=========================
Deranged Itchy and Scratchy robots appeared before Barney Gumble, wielding and axe and a lit bomb.
Barney: "Wow... this beer must be pretty good... I didn't know it would give me hallucinations. Hi Iggy and Smashy! *Belch*"
Itchy swung his axe and decapitated Barney Gumble. While his body stood there in shock, Scratchy shoved the lit bomb on top of his shoulders where his head should be. Barney stumbled around for a little while, and Itchy and Scratchy shook hands and left.
Later, there was a massive explosion, and little pieces of Barney Gumble rained down upon Springfield all night.
(and yes, amazingly, you could still revive him if you wanted to. It's a cartoon, you know.)
=========================
Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, was on his way towards the Skinner residence to help Agnes Skinner settle the estate left behind by Seymour, when he passed under a bridge. A small gunshot was heard, and Lionel Hutz was found dead the next day.
=========================
Dr. Nick Riviera was finishing the cleaning from the operation which brought Wiggum back to life, when he heard a noise behind him and the odd combination of hair gel, and something else which Nick might have prescribed himself. Nick spun around and saw his attacker wearing a disguise, but before he could say another thing, he was stabbed in the eye with a switchblade.
Nick Riviera was found dead the next day, with a snake design carved in his back.
=========================
Mayor Quimby was busy dipping his corrupt fingers in the petty cash drawer to buy himself an escort girl for the evening, when suddenly from behind he saw an elderly lady.
"Well I er want to say that although I am in fact presently raiding the petty cash drawer, I do want to say that I highly support the activities of the ASPCA, and I also support animal rights."
Just then, the elderly lady began tossing cats at the Mayor, which started tearing the politician to shreds.
"Oww... owww... I am in serious pain right now. Security!!!"
Just then, Mayor Quimby's security force came in and tried to stop the serial killer, but she ran screaming towards the window and tossed herself through it. The cats inside the room continued to claw at Mayor Quimby, who escaped with serious injuries. In all likelihood, he would have died without intervention.
=========================
Sideshow Bob had had a difficult evening... apparently there was someone on his trail. But he was far too crafty and evaded them. And he had his eye on the prize. Bob hid behind a palm tree and carried it inside the residence, using his lock-picking skills to break inside. There, Marge Simpson was keeping watch inside the house, armed with a gun. She heard a slight noise and looked around.
"I don't recall a palm tree being there before. Especially not one wearing clown shoes." Marge said.
Sideshow Bob hurled the palm tree at Marge Simpson, and she fired a shot into the ceiling by mistake. Bob tackled her and used a long butcher knife to impale the hand holding the gun, which she dropped.
"Well, well... if it isn't the wholesome Marge Simpson, brave defender of the Simpson Family... Hah ha ha hah... BAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Although I would much rather kill Bart Simpson... you'll do nicely as well"
Marge Simpson started to scream, but Bob grabbed a cushion from the couch and began to suffocate her. Marge Simpson kicked Bob off of her, and ran bleeding into the living room. Bob ran up behind her, grabbed her, and hurled her head first into the television set, which knocked her out from the impact, electrocuted her, and then her hair caught fire.
As Marge Simpson burned to death from the neck down, Sideshow Bob looked around for Bart Simpson, and could not find him. Lisa Simpson was nowhere to be found as well, nor Maggie. Bob was saddened that his murderous rampage would not include more than one Simpson tonight, and puzzled as to where they might have been... and what they all were doing all night.
=========================
Alive:
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Quintus
Fenring
El Diablo
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Beefy187
WhiteEyes:D
Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, revived Night Two)
Rythmic (Chief Clancy Wiggum, revived Night Two)
Smowz
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas (survived serial killer attempt)
Gaius Scribonius
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Shlin28- (Nick Riviera, stabbed to death by Snake Jailbird, Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Begin Day Three
I would like all votes by Saturday, around the same time. I'd also like those of you with special abilities to get your abilities to me in an orderly fashion for the night phase. I'd also like to announce that a new faction has arrived to take over Springfield, and everyone is at risk.
Yoyoma1910
10-30-2008, 02:17
Of course, go and kill the lawyer.
And it looks like you'll need that zombie killer pretty soon.
:tongue:
Of course, go and kill the lawyer.
And it looks like you'll need that zombie killer pretty soon.
:tongue:
After reading the dark knight excarvation journal i believe i can lend a hand against unhealthy cannibal such as disfigured zombies, how ever i choose not to
Northnovas
10-30-2008, 03:20
Oh my People this is most disturbing your Mayor attacked by a serial killer. (Damn felines..) What has become of our town? A drunk blown up, a lawyer shot, a doctor stabbed and a women of striking large hair eletrocuted.
Clancy you have to get on this now that you are back with us... and has for this er, new faction whoever the hell they may need a Mayor?
Let us review the situation recap. It's a little long but I am the Mayor.
The spoliers are successful kills whose involved and shown are the unknown and unsuccessfuland whose involved. Analyze now.
Day One begins now!
This is Kent Brockman reporting for Channel 6 eyewitness news. Several bodies have been found lying in Springfield Gorge, and they have been burned and mangled so badly that they have yet to be identified. It looks as though 7 distinct bodies have been tossed here...
This reporter is concerned, because the perpetrator of this horrendous crime could be anyone! The Springfield Mafia have been successful in eliminating their rivals from Springfield's little Chinatown district. They could be behind these latest foul murders.
Also, this reporter notes that Sideshow Bob has been released on parole for the 10th time in as many years. It's entirely possible his murderous rampage will continue tonight.
This just in, over in Itchy and Scratchyland there's been a terrible accident. Two of the park's automaton robots have malfunctioned and are now on the loose! This may be a result of the latest UFO sighting.
Finally, there have been several reports of people being viciously mauled by violent cats. I am not sure how this is happening, but we will keep you updated as the dramatic events unfold.
Day One Lynch
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Just then, Ned Flanders' face split in half, and his skin went flying in every which direction. His body was a mere shell, and the innards had been disposed of a long time ago. From within the cavity of Ned Flanders came the unspeakably evil alien beings Kang and Kodos!
Kang: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kodos: AHAHHAHHAHHAAAA!!!
The UFO arrived and began beaming Kang and Kodos to safety.
Night One
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Seymour Skinner was having dinner with his mother Agnes, when suddenly the door was kicked in by some very large shoes.
Skinner: It's you! But, how did you escape from prison?
Sideshow Bob: I was paroled, you foolish imbecile. You pathetic excuse for an educator, I have grown weary of your repeated defense of Bart Simpson. It's time for you to be.... expelled."
Skinner: "Noooooooo!"
Agnes screamed and ran out of the house in a panic.
Sideshow Bob: "Seymour.... Skinner... I believe I know exactly what to do with you... it's curtains for you! heh heh heh ha ha ha... AHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!"
Seymour had been skinned, alive, and his skin was now hanging above the picture window as a curtain. His body was partially ground up by the kitchen garbage disposal, and the rest was served as a meal on the dinner table.
Unsuccessful attack
The assailant ran off in a panic, dropping behind his switchblade.
Marge Simpson stood at the door of the Simpson residence, twirling the gun she carries in her purse.
"Mom! Thank you so much for saving me! I promise I won't do anything bad ever again tonight!"
Snake scurried off into the night, trying to keep his disguise on.
Unknown attacker on Wiggum
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum was brutally murdered tonight. It appears that some psychopath is on the loose, murdering innocent people with his claw-like fingers.
Wiggum's body was found near Moe's Tavern, where eyewitness Moe the Bartender gave the following public statement:"
"I didn't see nothin. Nobody killed nobody, and this bar is as safe as it ever was. Come on down and buy a pitcher of beer from your good pal Moe."
Brockman: "Why was the body of Clancy Wiggum found outside your bar?"
Moe: "Alright, alright I'll talk. Give me a minute, will ya? Wiggum came here with a search warrant, he said he was investigating me for the murders of those poor bums they found in Springfield Gorge. But when I wouldn't open the door on account of the fact that I got illegal whales in tanks in the back room, I saw someone attack him through the peephole. It happened so fast... but I think it might have been some kind of animal trainer. He was surrounded by little vicious creatures, and they tore up the police chief somethin' bad. And you know I'm being honest, because the surveillance video shows me not opening the door, and then trying to get the smuggled whales onto the truck before news reporters showed up asking dumb questions.
Unknown attacker on comic book guy
Comic Book Guy was heading home after closing down the Android's Dungeon, reading a serious piece of literature.
"But Aqua man, you can't marry a woman without gills... you're from two different worlds!"
Just then, without warning, he was whacked over the head with a wooden mallet.
"Oh, I've wasted my life..." he said as he fell face first into an open sewer, landing with a sickening thud and a broken neck.
Comic Book Guy's attacker disappeared back into the night.
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Homer Simpson was on his way down to Moe's (seeing Moe on TV reminded him that he wanted to go to the bar and drink some beer) when he was confronted by a familiar-looking person.
"Nighty-night Homer..." said the assailant.
Homer was found face down in a plate of spaghetti in the morning, with a large bloody gash on his head. The spaghetti had turned red from soaking in blood all night.
Day Two Lynch
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Professor Frink was amazed at how many votes he received, and he was baffled why someone with a switchblade got off the hook.
"By my calculations, this entire town is way off track and has no idea what it's doing, M'Goyven! I am seriously starting to reconsider ever having invented the Frinkiatron 3000 UFO-detecting town-defense system, and the FrinkyZapper 9000 Anti-Zombie ray, and also the Frinktastic 7, which is of course a super-duper anti-deranged robot stun gun. I've been working on a device which can detect mob ties and also win mafia games single-handedly, but admittedly that one would break the game, he says as he also breaks the fourth wall."
Reverend Lovejoy interrupts-
"This man is guilty of alchemy, sorcery and witchcraft, let's burn him at the stake!"
The rest of the town nods and does exactly as the good Reverend suggests.
The entire town, armed with pitchforks and torches supplied by Monty Burns (and some cheap ones purchased at the Kwik-E-mart) advances on Professor John Frink, and ties him to a stake.
Night Two
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Deranged Itchy and Scratchy robots appeared before Barney Gumble, wielding and axe and a lit bomb.
Barney: "Wow... this beer must be pretty good... I didn't know it would give me hallucinations. Hi Iggy and Smashy! *Belch*"
Itchy swung his axe and decapitated Barney Gumble. While his body stood there in shock, Scratchy shoved the lit bomb on top of his shoulders where his head should be. Barney stumbled around for a little while, and Itchy and Scratchy shook hands and left.
Later, there was a massive explosion, and little pieces of Barney Gumble rained down upon Springfield all night.
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, was on his way towards the Skinner residence to help Agnes Skinner settle the estate left behind by Seymour, when he passed under a bridge. A small gunshot was heard, and Lionel Hutz was found dead the next day.
Shlin28- (Nick Riviera, stabbed to death by Snake Jailbird, Night Two)
Dr. Nick Riviera was finishing the cleaning from the operation which brought Wiggum back to life, when he heard a noise behind him and the odd combination of hair gel, and something else which Nick might have prescribed himself. Nick spun around and saw his attacker wearing a disguise, but before he could say another thing, he was stabbed in the eye with a switchblade.
Nick Riviera was found dead the next day, with a snake design carved in his back.
Unsuccessful attack
Mayor Quimby was busy dipping his corrupt fingers in the petty cash drawer to buy himself an escort girl for the evening, when suddenly from behind he saw an elderly lady.
"Well I er want to say that although I am in fact presently raiding the petty cash drawer, I do want to say that I highly support the activities of the ASPCA, and I also support animal rights."
Just then, the elderly lady began tossing cats at the Mayor, which started tearing the politician to shreds.
"Oww... owww... I am in serious pain right now. Security!!!"
Just then, Mayor Quimby's security force came in and tried to stop the serial killer, but she ran screaming towards the window and tossed herself through it. The cats inside the room continued to claw at Mayor Quimby, who escaped with serious injuries. In all likelihood, he would have died without intervention.
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Sideshow Bob had had a difficult evening... apparently there was someone on his trail. But he was far too crafty and evaded them. And he had his eye on the prize. Bob hid behind a palm tree and carried it inside the residence, using his lock-picking skills to break inside. There, Marge Simpson was keeping watch inside the house, armed with a gun. She heard a slight noise and looked around.
"I don't recall a palm tree being there before. Especially not one wearing clown shoes." Marge said.
Sideshow Bob hurled the palm tree at Marge Simpson, and she fired a shot into the ceiling by mistake. Bob tackled her and used a long butcher knife to impale the hand holding the gun, which she dropped.
"Well, well... if it isn't the wholesome Marge Simpson, brave defender of the Simpson Family... Hah ha ha hah... BAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Although I would much rather kill Bart Simpson... you'll do nicely as well"
Marge Simpson started to scream, but Bob grabbed a cushion from the couch and began to suffocate her. Marge Simpson kicked Bob off of her, and ran bleeding into the living room. Bob ran up behind her, grabbed her, and hurled her head first into the television set, which knocked her out from the impact, electrocuted her, and then her hair caught fire.
As Marge Simpson burned to death from the neck down, Sideshow Bob looked around for Bart Simpson, and could not find him. Lisa Simpson was nowhere to be found as well, nor Maggie. Bob was saddened that his murderous rampage would not include more than one Simpson tonight, and puzzled as to where they might have been... and what they all were doing all night.
Don't vote Quimby!
Beefy187
10-30-2008, 07:11
Cut the C***. What do yew think aboot todeys murder? and who is comfirmed innocent so far? (Oh no big words :dizzy2:.... I kinda lost track due to work overload..)
Sarathos
10-30-2008, 08:32
As far as I can see it there are 2 main mafia/killers and 1 vigilante.
Last night's kills were quite the same as the previosu night phase, random attacks on people who met a violent end.
And so far, no one has been proven innocent, then again no one has been proved gulity either.
HI, EVERYOBODY!
PEOPLE! PLEASE VOTE FENRING!!!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2048203&postcount=213
Here he clearly hint that he IS Doctor Riviera, when I am Dr Nick Riviera. This suggest that he recieved that as a cover role, therefore he must one of the bad guys, therefore he must be lynched.
VOTE FENRING!!!
Goooooooodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......everyyyyyyyyybody...................
Northnovas
10-30-2008, 12:04
As far as I can see it there are 2 main mafia/killers and 1 vigilante.
Last night's kills were quite the same as the previosu night phase, random attacks on people who met a violent end.
And so far, no one has been proven innocent, then again no one has been proved gulity either.
I would think there are more people involved there citizen,
each night there were 5 attacks. That would involve at least 5 unless a serial killer can get 2 per night. The ha, creepy aliens were uncovered in the first night. Remember people, it really doesn't matter the numbers in the group: mafia, serial or vigilante.
The attacks both nights have consisted of 5 attacks on our citizens and has mentioned by a constituent no guilt or innocent proven on the remaining townsfolk.
vote:fenring
that is the best piece of evidence we have
HI, EVERYOBODY!
PEOPLE! PLEASE VOTE FENRING!!!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2048203&postcount=213
Here he clearly hint that he IS Doctor Riviera, when I am Dr Nick Riviera. This suggest that he recieved that as a cover role, therefore he must one of the bad guys, therefore he must be lynched.
VOTE FENRING!!!
Goooooooodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......everyyyyyyyyybody...................
Seems plausible. I'd like to know what Fenring's got to say for himself?
Vote: Fenring
We know that 6 players have secret identities (from ATPG post: link (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2040900&postcount=33))
Should we assume they are:
Snake Jailbird - ?
Fat Tony - ?
Crazy Cat Lady - ?
Sideshow Bob - ?
Itchy and Scratchy - ?
Kang and Kodos - Ned Flanders (confirmed)
I doubt Fenring would claim a third role if he is scum. Hence his comments are misread by Shlin and others.
The only thing that goes against him is that he was not attacked. Clearly the mafia can read too?
We know that 6 players have secret identities (from ATPG post: link (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2040900&postcount=33))
Should we assume they are:
Snake Jailbird - ?
Fat Tony - ?
Crazy Cat Lady - ?
Sideshow Bob - ?
Itchy and Scratchy - ?
Kang and Kodos - Ned Flanders (confirmed)
I doubt Fenring would claim a third role if he is scum. Hence his comments are misread by Shlin and others.
The only thing that goes against him is that he was not attacked. Clearly the mafia can read too?
*** Points at Kang and Kodos (mafia) marks that are still visible on the corps of Ned Flanders (Sigurd Fafnesbane) ***
Vote : Fenring
:baby:
*** Points at Kang and Kodos (SK) marks that are still visible on the corps of Ned Flanders (Sigurd Fafnesbane) ***
:baby:
:no: ... Hibbert, Gibbert ... I amazed at the intelligence of this crowd.
:no: ... Hibbert, Gibbert ... I amazed at the intelligence of this crowd.
*** looks angry at Sigurd ***
Well, you know, you were mafia and all that. You claim that you didn't know you were mafia, but, eh, you surely understand that I for one am not willing to believe that. So excuse me for ignoring your efforts to defend Fenring...
Well, you know, you were mafia and all that. You claim that you didn't know you were mafia, but, eh, you surely understand that I for one am not willing to believe that. So excuse me for ignoring your efforts to defend Fenring...
You didn't notice the subtle change I did in my last quote... :disappointed:
But I am trying to say to you people that Fenring could be dr. Hibbert and he played with words to let us get a clue. Not that he claimed to be dr. Riviera. :rolleyes:
White_eyes:D
10-30-2008, 17:13
Willy thinks it's the man with the double role's Vote:Fenring (as he did try to act like Nick Riviera:idea2:with the organs comment and all...)FoS:Sigurd Willy never trusted you to begin with *takes quick shot of whiskey and then prepares for showdown*:chucks: Anyway,Sigurd explain why would ATPG let you take over a role if you had a townie one??:juggle2: and yes I am going to need to pull out my ability for this one.....as people are getting killed left and right...
Yoyoma1910
10-30-2008, 19:15
The ghost of Lionel Hutz appears from the vapors...
"Vote tort reform...... WWWWWWoooooooooooooooooooooooo
vote tort reform.... WWoooooooooooooooo
That'll be, uh, $250.00. Rates for lawyers go up when they're dead."
El Diablo
10-30-2008, 19:49
Dr Gibbert doesn't sell off body parts. So it was a pretty poor attempt at being him.
Vote Fenring speak :whip:
Anyway,Sigurd explain why would ATPG let you take over a role if you had a townie one??:juggle2: and yes I am going to need to pull out my ability for this one.....as people are getting killed left and right...
Alright...
At the time I was lynched I wanted to get back at the town and wanted to establish a protown fasade.
Kang and Kodos was my real role and we were the serial killer. But to use this against me now is pure Ad Hominem.
That Fenring is going down for an obscure comment about dr. Gibbert, a role not in this game and a clear reference to his real identity - dr. Hibbert, is frankly quite absurd.
Be careful people, you might lynch the last reviver. :stare:
Alright...
At the time I was lynched I wanted to get back at the town and wanted to establish a protown fasade.
Kang and Kodos was my real role and we were the serial killer. But to use this against me now is pure Ad Hominem.
That Fenring is going down for an obscure comment about dr. Gibbert, a role not in this game and a clear reference to his real identity - dr. Hibbert, is frankly quite absurd.
Be careful people, you might lynch the last reviver. :stare:
Fenring is not going down for mentioning "Dr. Gibbert", that's just a joke; he is going down because he said "Hi, Everybody!", a trademarked Dr. Nick Riviera quote, which nobody would say unless he got that as a cover role.
And what kind of reviver he would be if he mentioned that he was Dr. Hibbert anyway? That's just asking for trouble...:juggle:
Excuse me for not being a Simpsons fan. (In fact, I have never seen an episode :wall: ).
Anyway... New evidence has come to my attention (not via Shlin BTW) and I now believe Fenring is not dr. Hibbert.
vote: Fenring for impersonating dr. Riviera and letting us Simpson n00bs think he was dr. Hibbert
wheres that little cretin Bart simpson, step forward so i can hang can hug you, *dam thief, my comics* in the mean time, my zombie hunting nack along with my comfortable rear cushion leads me to believe that we should all vote:fenring
Northnovas
10-30-2008, 22:48
Excuse me for not being a Simpsons fan. (In fact, I have never seen an episode :wall: ).
~:shock: !!!!!! :fainting:
Excuse me for not being a Simpsons fan. (In fact, I have never seen an episode :wall: ).
my amazing interlect decided to ignore his harsh words, but now i cannot
unvote: fenring
vote: sigurd Fafnesbane
but then my amazing interlect realized you were dead
unvote: sigurd
vote: fenring
El Diablo
10-31-2008, 01:01
Ummmm Sigurd Fafnesbane is indeed alive.
He was the "Ned Flanders" who was actually Kang and Kodos (i.e. bad) but then was subbed back in for justplayon who signed up but never played on.
Hope that clears it up for you :laugh4:
But Fenring better start talking as his silence is making him look bad.
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