Tis the Season

[Vuk]

To be insensitive, offensive, crasp, and obnoxious! Tis the Season of VUK! :P
So all in the spirit, let me announce the winners of the world beauty pagents!
First off, the great, and mighty, and absolutely fantastic United States of America!



MISS USA!

https://img110.imageshack.us/img110/581/bigmacfv5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)






And from the land of wine and the Rhine, MISS GERMANY!

https://img383.imageshack.us/img383/495/dunkelglassfull2dx8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)






Miss China is indeed a delicacy!

https://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9624/32436543jq1.png (https://imageshack.us)






Just look at the beautiful figure of Miss Ireland! Can you believe that she is actually the staple of a country?!

https://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7473/11ki4.jpg (https://imageshack.us)






Miss Russia 2008 is a deadly beautiful comrade!

https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9630/ak74rightstanz2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)







Your head may be a bit cloudy now with all these beauties, but Miss World should not surprise you!

https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8586/smog2lb1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)






lol, don't take offense. I am American/Irish myself. :P I am just poking fun at everything in a lighthearted manner.
Ain't the Vuk pagents always more exciting than the real ones?

[Thermal]

:inquisitive:
you poor man, someone let you out of the nursing home....

[Megas Methuselah]

I like the German girl. She'd be great to spend the night with, together with the Russian. :yes:

[Reverend Joe]

Why is Miss Ireland not a gallon of whisky? I'm part Irish; I should know these things.

[Vuk]

Why is Miss Ireland not a gallon of whisky? I'm part Irish; I should know these things.

lol, cause I found the pic and thought it was funny. :P I am part Irish too, and I always get the whiskey and potato jokes. If I found whiskey in a bikinni I would have then. ~;)