Sexual Relations

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

For the record, I am not trying to violate the rules by any means, I am trying to get a serious question across with funny stuff. Though, this thread might seem immature, but I as long as I get my question answered before it "might" locked and I can make people laugh, my good in life is complete! By the way, yes, I am a virgin.

I always been a Butt man. If I look at a hot girl, I always look at her bum bum first. :clown:

If you have Anal Sexual Relations (Anal sex), my brother told me that is nasty because your Mr.Peanut (penis) will get pieces of milk chocolate (poop) on it when it dumps it out, and your Mr.Peanut will be cut up by the hard pieces of chocolate. :surrender::hanged::hanged:


True?

[Whacker]

... Speechless.

[Csargo]

... Speechless.

:sweatdrop:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I think I already know the answer, just wanted a public responce :clown: :yes:

[Csargo]

:sweatdrop:

[Csargo]

:inquisitive:

[Csargo]

:dizzy2:

[Csargo]

:help:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

... Speechless.



Is that why you never chat with me in Chat Room anymore? :laugh4:

[Csargo]

:shocked:

[Csargo]

:bigcry:

[Csargo]

:no:

[Kongamato]

Why did the special ed teacher let you use the computer today? WHY?

[Sarmatian]

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If you have Anal Sexual Relations (Anal sex), my brother told me that is nasty because your Mr.Peanut (penis) will get pieces of milk chocolate (poop) on it when it dumps it out, and your Mr.Peanut will be cut up by the hard pieces of chocolate. :surrender::hanged::hanged:


True?

Not if she's got diarrhea. If she's constipated, on the other hand...:laugh4:

[Whacker]

*redacted*

Hopefully this educational video will help. I believe it's relevant to the discussion at hand. Should be SFW, although not exactly very tasteful.

:balloon2:

After further review, it's probably not.

[Thermal]

Of course it's true silly, just like pigs can fly :balloon2: (you are so getting an infraction for this thread)

[Whacker]

I hope nobody in this thread gets an infarction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infarction).

[Lemur]

Although this is inarguably the Kingdom of Peace and Love, I think butt sex is a bit more than a PG-rated sub-forum should tolerate. I'll just direct you to a useful place (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/31814/a_beginners_guide_to_anal_sex.html?cat=7), and we'll call it a day.


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