Stretch marks: I haz them

[Strike For The South]

Today is a proud day. My first stretch marks since freshman year!!!! Huzzzah! Huzzah! Break out the cocca butter.

[PanzerJaeger]

From muscle growth... i hope... ? :inquisitive:

[The Fuzz]

I feel like this is one of those things you should have kept to youself

[Strike For The South]

From muscle growth... i hope... ? :inquisitive:

That and my recent impregnation.

[Furunculus]

I feel like this is one of those things you should have kept to youself

rofl. :laugh4:

[Oaty]

So it's true? ..................... it does shrink with age OH NOS!!!!!!!!!!

[a completely inoffensive name]

That and my recent impregnation.

I demand a "Maury" style intervention where we find out the father of Strike For The South's baby.

[KukriKhan]

My first stretch marks since freshman year!

Dude. With respect. We call those: "scars".

And make up stories about how they got there. Yanno: bars, women, insults, knives... that sorta thing.

[Thermal]

And the best thread name award goes to....
:laugh4:

[edyzmedieval]

I can haz stretch marks?

[Strike For The South]

I can haz stretch marks?

Theyz minez.

There nit scarz.zzzzz THERE FROM GETTING SWOLE

[Ser Clegane]

I have them on my back ... I look like a galley slave :whip:


OK - perhaps not that bad

[Alexanderofmacedon]

After seeing a bit of your diet I'm surprised they aren't stretch marks from something else.

Come on tubby, give it up.

[Strike For The South]

Come on tubby, give it up.

You're going to have to but me a drink first. :kiss:

[Moros]

Am I the only one who doezn't get whatz fun of having stretch markz?

[Vuk]

"Though cocoa butter is an effective moisturizer, no research studies have shown its ability to either prevent stretchmarks, or to reduce their appearance once a stretchmark has already formed."

[Alexanderofmacedon]

You're going to have to buy me a drink first. :kiss:

You need a V8.

[Strike For The South]

I like it when you play hard to get.

"Though cocoa butter is an effective moisturizer, no research studies have shown its ability to either prevent stretchmarks, or to reduce their appearance once a stretchmark has already formed."

Um ok. I've used it before.

[PanzerJaeger]

Theyz minez.

There nit scarz.zzzzz THERE FROM GETTING SWOLE

Time to cut, I would think. Summer's coming up fast.

[Strike For The South]

Time to cut, I would think. Summer's coming up fast.

Not for me.......

[SwordsMaster]

Ah, children, you'll stop thinking they're fun when you get to my age and realise they're permanent and womenz ask weird questions about them...