Pledge your determination to stop self abuse...

[Idaho]

... with this new range of t-shirts!

http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch

I can't decide which to go for :dizzy2:

[InsaneApache]

Why are the models all black? What are they trying to say? That all blacks are :daisy:? :inquisitive:

[LittleGrizzly]

Be intresting to wear an ex masterbator shirt just to see peoples reactions... would certainly bring a smile from me if i saw someone walking down the street in one...

[Andres]

:laugh4:

[Hooahguy]

id be shot if i wore one of those.
seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.

[CountArach]

Be intresting to wear an ex masterbator shirt just to see peoples reactions... would certainly bring a smile from me if i saw someone walking down the street in one...
Yeah it would be great just to get the reactions.

[KukriKhan]

If I were the girl in the top photo, I'd be careful around the guy sitting next to her; he's got a rag on his knee. Maybe he only became an "ex" 2 or 3 minutes ago? Don't shake hands in congratulations! :laugh4:

[Louis VI the Fat]

I ordered myself the 'EX-threesomes with blonde, busty Swedes' shirt. :2thumbsup:

[Idaho]

id be shot if i wore one of those.
seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.

How about you make it a bit more biblical.

"Ex-follower of Onan"

:book:

[I of the Storm]

Thank you, but I prefer to remain in my sinful ways...

[Whacker]

I didn't see the "EX-Christian" one that I was looking for... :no:

:balloon2:

[Yoyoma1910]

I want to deep fry them. It would make them that much more awesome.

[Vladimir]

:laugh4: "Whacker"

[Whacker]

:laugh4: "Whacker"

And proud of it baby!!! YEAH!

[Seamus Fermanagh]

id be shot if i wore one of those.
seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.

I agree that it might not win you invites to parties, but wouldn't the Charedi prefer "Ex" to "Practicing?" At least on the days set aside for self atonement and atonement to others....~;)

[Hooahguy]

hell, just the word masturbation would set them on edge....

[rasoforos]

The people who created this site are living proof that going too long without some sort of action (solo or not) really fries your brains. So risk getting hairy palms boys 'n' girls because the alternative is too scary to contemplate.

[Yoyoma1910]

The people who created this site are living proof that going too long without some sort of action (solo or not) really fries your brains. So risk getting hairy palms boys 'n' girls because the alternative is too scary to contemplate.

More like living proof of profiteers.


Do these people really think it shows well of their religion that they go around wearing garbage like this? Why don't they just write it on their own shirts with a permanent marker or something, at least that would be more personal.

[Banquo's Ghost]

How about you make it a bit more biblical.

"Ex-follower of Onan"

:book:

I think this line of thought is encouraging. For an ecclesiastic example:

"EX Basher of the Bishop."

[caravel]

The comments on that page are priceless. :laugh4:

[Strike For The South]

For everytime they don't, Im doing it twice.

[Hooahguy]

this reminds me of a funny story that happened to me and my grade when i visited with them in 2007.
we were walking in a VERY religious section of jerusalem.
a few girls in my grade did the mistake of wearing sohpies and tank tops.
by the time we left, they had a strawberry, a carrot, a few grapes, plus an apple thown at them.
while its disrespectful, i got a good laugh out of it.
plus i wore my "camp morningwood" tshirt, but no one threw anything at me, either because they didnt get it or they dont know what it is.....
:laugh4:

[Sheogorath]

I looked at the picture of the black guy wearing the 'Ex-Slave' shirt and was just kind :sadg:

[rory_20_uk]

How about you make it a bit more biblical.

"Ex-follower of Onan"

:book:

He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed. :inquisitive:

~:smoking:

[Strike For The South]

this reminds me of a funny story that happened to me and my grade when i visited with them in 2007.
we were walking in a VERY religious section of jerusalem.
a few girls in my grade did the mistake of wearing sohpies and tank tops.
by the time we left, they had a strawberry, a carrot, a few grapes, plus an apple thown at them.
while its disrespectful, i got a good laugh out of it.
plus i wore my "camp morningwood" tshirt, but no one threw anything at me, either because they didnt get it or they dont know what it is.....
:laugh4:

Its Israel Its hot! Give them a break!

[Hooahguy]

hell, i didnt care if they wore those skimpy outfits..... :eyebrows:
but apparently the charedim cared..... freaks..... :smash:

[Subotan]

Can't I have an Ex-Theist shirt? :inquisitive:

[Sheogorath]

Can't I have an Ex-Theist shirt? :inquisitive:

THey might have an 'Ex-Idolater' shirt. :tongueg:

[Fragony]

Ex terminate

[Idaho]

He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed. :inquisitive:

~:smoking:

Maybe he was an early adopter of sustainable practices. Maybe he didn't want to waste resources and went in for some liquid compost.

[Fixiwee]

Sorry for going a bit off topic, but this t-shirt still cracks me up whenever I see it. I should probably get it.

EDIT: Removed hotlinked picture. Please host pictures yourself as detailed in the forum rules (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=109341). BG

[Vladimir]

That's great! :2thumbsup:

[rory_20_uk]

"Abuse"?? Are these people doing it wrong? :inquisitive:

~:smoking:

[Whacker]

"Abuse"?? Are these people doing it wrong? :inquisitive:

~:smoking:

Maybe? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_asphyxiation) (Link is SFW, the pic is :laugh4:)