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Strike For The South
03-30-2009, 22:06
Agree or Disagree?

I agree

Sasaki Kojiro
03-30-2009, 22:07
Disagree completely. Anticipation is everything.

Hooahguy
03-30-2009, 22:09
yumm.... surprise doughnuts....

seireikhaan
03-30-2009, 22:11
Not a fan of donuts, I must say.

Evil_Maniac From Mars
03-30-2009, 22:12
In deference to hooahguy, they taste better when Jewish. The best doughnut I have ever had was in the Jewish section of Toronto.

Strike For The South
03-30-2009, 22:12
Not a fan of donuts, I must say.

You drink wine and you don't like doughnuts? If we met in real life I would be forced to ostracize you while spreading libel.

Strike For The South
03-30-2009, 22:13
In deference to hooahguy, they taste better when Jewish. The best doughnut I have ever had was in the Jewish section of Toronto.

Thats what he said.

I'll get my coat...:walk:

Hooahguy
03-30-2009, 22:14
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
well here in the ATL there are no "jewish" doughnuts. only krispy kreme and Publix doughnuts, unless you count Sufganiyot, which are basicalkly deep-fried jelly doughnuts.
yum those are good!

drone
03-30-2009, 22:24
Donuts taste best when they are pulled right off the conveyor at the Krispy Kreme bakery. :yes:

Aemilius Paulus
03-30-2009, 23:43
Doughnuts taste better when you are not eating them. Just the thought that I am not eating those satanic fried pastries makes me feel good. It is just like music: it is best listened to when muted :evil3:

Yoyoma1910
03-31-2009, 05:17
Not a fan of Krispy Kreme, but I love me some doughnuts.





Even more so when they're beignets.

KukriKhan
03-31-2009, 05:47
Have a love-hate relationship with doughnuts.

Loved 'em as a kid, not a big fan as an adult.

Nevertheless, when bought at work by teh Boss, I always eat at least 2, figuring it's my compension and contribution to said 'teh Boss''s bonus package.

Gregoshi
03-31-2009, 06:51
I love doughnuts, but they are very high on my "should not eat" list, therefore, I rarely touch them anymore. ~:( Thus the "surprise" does not make them taste better for me as I get a high from the surprise and delight followed by a crashing downer when I remember I can't eat them.

Yoyoma1910
03-31-2009, 07:02
Here's what I have to say to that. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfcOriVKBM)

CountArach
03-31-2009, 07:11
Agreed completely - whenever I just buy myself a random doughnut I end up feeling fat.

a completely inoffensive name
03-31-2009, 08:05
Everyone has a 100% chance of dying at some point over their lifetime, you should enjoy the time the best you can. More surprise doughnuts for me please.

Aemilius Paulus
03-31-2009, 08:16
Everyone has a 100% chance of dying at some point over their lifetime, you should enjoy the time the best you can. More surprise doughnuts for me please.
There is not enough time to enjoy if you die at 43 of a heart attack. May seem like enough for some of us now, but when we turn 40, we definitely will not be ready to die. Most people, when faced with death, will do just about anything to prolong their life. You will regret your rampant hedonism and optimism later :laugh4:

rasoforos
03-31-2009, 10:17
Doughnuts taste better when you know how bad they are for you :2thumbsup:

Like the pork shoulder pieces in their own fat and jelly that I fried in butter 5 days ago.

Unhealthy food has a special place in my heart. Somewhere near the left ventricle I think...

Louis VI the Fat
03-31-2009, 10:48
1) Doughnuts taste best when spelled doughnuts.

2) I never actually eat doughnuts.


3) Speaking of donuts, the guy below is not worth his blue uniform. :furious3:
Those fat pigs ought to do something useful instead of lazying about and being fed mega-donuts all day long! :no:


https://img509.imageshack.us/img509/701/161249268uyjutgfs.jpg (https://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=161249268uyjutgfs.jpg)

Hosakawa Tito
03-31-2009, 10:54
I love doughnuts, but they are very high on my "should not eat" list, therefore, I rarely touch them anymore. ~:( Thus the "surprise" does not make them taste better for me as I get a high from the surprise and delight followed by a crashing downer when I remember I can't eat them.

Doughnuts are a distant memory for me. However, I seem to recall that the best tasting doughnuts were the free ones. I really miss those blood sugar bombs...

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
03-31-2009, 19:35
I like Doughnuts Ethier way! Doguhnuts With Milk, Apple Jucies........
:crown::crown::crown::crown::crown::crown::crown::crown:

Hooahguy
03-31-2009, 20:09
apple juice? oh, with them... not in them... that would be weird...

TinCow
03-31-2009, 20:13
Trick question. Doughnuts cannot possibly taste any better than they already do. They have reached the peak of taste sensation, and thus the method of delivery cannot possibly improve them any further.

Oaty
03-31-2009, 22:01
Anyone remember that clip in american pie where they give homemade donuts to some of the alumni.

Hope I didnt spoil the thread

Major Robert Dump
03-31-2009, 22:35
I voted Gah because donuts are gross. Deep fried dough. No thanks.

I knew fat people, including my step brother and step cousins, who thought this song was teh awesome and loved it, not realizing Al was a health nut and basically mocking them. They thought is was empowerment, kinda like the people who thought Spinal Tap was for real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw00EUh0GT4

Samurai Waki
03-31-2009, 22:55
I've never liked Donuts, even since being a small child I cannot seem to remember looking back and enjoying the experience.

a completely inoffensive name
04-01-2009, 06:33
There is not enough time to enjoy if you die at 43 of a heart attack. May seem like enough for some of us now, but when we turn 40, we definitely will not be ready to die. Most people, when faced with death, will do just about anything to prolong their life. You will regret your rampant hedonism and optimism later :laugh4:

If I have a heart attack with a doughnut in one hand and bacon in the other I will tell the ambulance to just move on, because I will never achieve a happier death then that. With my last breath I will laugh at you AP then proceed to swear because I just realized I won't be able to enjoy anymore doughnuts or bacon after the next two minutes.

Then everyone will clap for the man who lived life to the max and had no regrets.

Then they will go back to their tasteless, frozen lettuce salads and look in jealousy as they roll my body out of the restaurant due to the stretcher being too thin for me.

Finally, in my will I will leave the org 1,000,000 dollars to be paid evenly to Strike, Meth and a third person who guesses closest to the number I write on my will.

Yeah....not that I have thought this out or anything.

Hooahguy
04-01-2009, 13:56
i just had a surprise boston creme doughnuts.... with choclate icing....

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
04-01-2009, 17:15
Doughnuts With White Icing and sprinkes and Milk or Apple Juice! :crown:

Thermal
04-02-2009, 19:00
close but surprise, anticipation is no equal to 'WOW I'VE BEEN HUNGARY FOR AGES AND NOW I HAVE THIS TASTY SUGARY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME' kinda thing :balloon2: