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    Agree or Disagree?

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    Disagree completely. Anticipation is everything.

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    yumm.... surprise doughnuts....
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    Not a fan of donuts, I must say.
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    Default Re: Doughnuts Taste Better When They Are A Surprise

    In deference to hooahguy, they taste better when Jewish. The best doughnut I have ever had was in the Jewish section of Toronto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinseikhaan View Post
    Not a fan of donuts, I must say.
    You drink wine and you don't like doughnuts? If we met in real life I would be forced to ostracize you while spreading libel.
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars View Post
    In deference to hooahguy, they taste better when Jewish. The best doughnut I have ever had was in the Jewish section of Toronto.
    Thats what he said.

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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    well here in the ATL there are no "jewish" doughnuts. only krispy kreme and Publix doughnuts, unless you count Sufganiyot, which are basicalkly deep-fried jelly doughnuts.
    yum those are good!
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    Donuts taste best when they are pulled right off the conveyor at the Krispy Kreme bakery.
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    Doughnuts taste better when you are not eating them. Just the thought that I am not eating those satanic fried pastries makes me feel good. It is just like music: it is best listened to when muted

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    Not a fan of Krispy Kreme, but I love me some doughnuts.





    Even more so when they're beignets.

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    Have a love-hate relationship with doughnuts.

    Loved 'em as a kid, not a big fan as an adult.

    Nevertheless, when bought at work by teh Boss, I always eat at least 2, figuring it's my compension and contribution to said 'teh Boss''s bonus package.
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    I love doughnuts, but they are very high on my "should not eat" list, therefore, I rarely touch them anymore. Thus the "surprise" does not make them taste better for me as I get a high from the surprise and delight followed by a crashing downer when I remember I can't eat them.
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    Agreed completely - whenever I just buy myself a random doughnut I end up feeling fat.
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    Everyone has a 100% chance of dying at some point over their lifetime, you should enjoy the time the best you can. More surprise doughnuts for me please.


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    Exclamation Re: Doughnuts Taste Better When They Are A Surprise

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    Everyone has a 100% chance of dying at some point over their lifetime, you should enjoy the time the best you can. More surprise doughnuts for me please.
    There is not enough time to enjoy if you die at 43 of a heart attack. May seem like enough for some of us now, but when we turn 40, we definitely will not be ready to die. Most people, when faced with death, will do just about anything to prolong their life. You will regret your rampant hedonism and optimism later

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    Doughnuts taste better when you know how bad they are for you

    Like the pork shoulder pieces in their own fat and jelly that I fried in butter 5 days ago.

    Unhealthy food has a special place in my heart. Somewhere near the left ventricle I think...
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    1) Doughnuts taste best when spelled doughnuts.

    2) I never actually eat doughnuts.


    3) Speaking of donuts, the guy below is not worth his blue uniform.
    Those fat pigs ought to do something useful instead of lazying about and being fed mega-donuts all day long!

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    Default Re: Doughnuts Taste Better When They Are A Surprise

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    I love doughnuts, but they are very high on my "should not eat" list, therefore, I rarely touch them anymore. Thus the "surprise" does not make them taste better for me as I get a high from the surprise and delight followed by a crashing downer when I remember I can't eat them.
    Doughnuts are a distant memory for me. However, I seem to recall that the best tasting doughnuts were the free ones. I really miss those blood sugar bombs...
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    Default Re: Doughnuts Taste Better When They Are A Surprise

    I like Doughnuts Ethier way! Doguhnuts With Milk, Apple Jucies........

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    apple juice? oh, with them... not in them... that would be weird...
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    Default Re: Doughnuts Taste Better When They Are A Surprise

    Trick question. Doughnuts cannot possibly taste any better than they already do. They have reached the peak of taste sensation, and thus the method of delivery cannot possibly improve them any further.


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    Anyone remember that clip in american pie where they give homemade donuts to some of the alumni.

    Hope I didnt spoil the thread
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    I voted Gah because donuts are gross. Deep fried dough. No thanks.

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    I've never liked Donuts, even since being a small child I cannot seem to remember looking back and enjoying the experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    There is not enough time to enjoy if you die at 43 of a heart attack. May seem like enough for some of us now, but when we turn 40, we definitely will not be ready to die. Most people, when faced with death, will do just about anything to prolong their life. You will regret your rampant hedonism and optimism later
    If I have a heart attack with a doughnut in one hand and bacon in the other I will tell the ambulance to just move on, because I will never achieve a happier death then that. With my last breath I will laugh at you AP then proceed to swear because I just realized I won't be able to enjoy anymore doughnuts or bacon after the next two minutes.

    Then everyone will clap for the man who lived life to the max and had no regrets.

    Then they will go back to their tasteless, frozen lettuce salads and look in jealousy as they roll my body out of the restaurant due to the stretcher being too thin for me.

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    i just had a surprise boston creme doughnuts.... with choclate icing....
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    Doughnuts With White Icing and sprinkes and Milk or Apple Juice!

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    close but surprise, anticipation is no equal to 'WOW I'VE BEEN HUNGARY FOR AGES AND NOW I HAVE THIS TASTY SUGARY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME' kinda thing

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