View Full Version : Honorary Texans: Now Accepting Applications
Strike For The South
04-18-2009, 21:49
Lately there has been an outcry that the Org title of honorary Texan was dominated by a Franco-Turkish alliance. These people are right. So I am now accepting new apps.
List of honorary Texans WHO ARE NOW AT WAR WITH THE PEVERS
1. Louis VI The Fat
2. LeftEyeNine
3. Fasial (Leet Erikson)
4. Mouza
5. Fragony
6. Hosa Tito
7. Countarch
8. Shinseikhaan(Honorary mid-westener. There can only be one.)
9. Edzy (l encourage Eastern European immagration provided they bring thier sisters)
10. EMFM (I just want someone to talk like they do on Beerfest, Ja)
11. Hooah (I see him as a succesor to Kinky)
12. GH
13. Andres
Vheo Nex is in provided he acknolwedges Frexas
seireikhaan
04-18-2009, 21:53
I humbly suggest myself to represent the Iowan branch of honorary Texans. :bow:
Strike For The South
04-18-2009, 22:17
hey guys, am I cool?
I don't know. I've never met you.
In the end we are all Texans, some of us are just kinda lost
In the end we are all Texans, some of us are just kinda lost
You do know that the fossils of the first humans found in Africa were in fact, planted there by Texans in order to confuse scientists.
Reverend Joe
04-18-2009, 22:34
I would apply, but I suspect that my love of genuine North Carolina chopped BBQ would disqualify me.
I would apply, but I suspect that my love of genuine North Carolina chopped BBQ would disqualify me.
I really cannot think of a state that is better at being north of Texas, it is quite something indeed.
oh gimme
I'd like to apply. :grin:
pevergreen
04-19-2009, 00:12
I am offended that I am not already there.
Samurai Waki
04-19-2009, 00:45
I'll stick with Montana.
Its like Texas, except with colder weather, higher mountains, Terrible Barbecue, Less People, and Way More Nukes.
Wisconsin's working out fine for me. You may have the attitude, but we have the cheese. How you gonna make your Tejas-style nachos without cheese, hmmmmm? Face it, we've got you by the short and curlies.
Veho Nex
04-19-2009, 01:42
Hey SFTS can I be a Texan?! I belong to a long line of cattle ranchers and I know how to hunt, also BBQ ing is a family specialty. See I'm a perfect Texan, without the accent.
Hooahguy
04-19-2009, 02:26
ill apply for the Georgia section of the Honorary Texans.
:bow:
a completely inoffensive name
04-19-2009, 04:31
I am a member of the EB Tavern social group above all other titles.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-19-2009, 05:45
I can identify and create Rouladen. As such, I submit my request for Texanship.
Megas Methuselah
04-19-2009, 05:56
Oh man, I'm almost green with envy. "Honourary Texan," that is such a cool title. However:
I am a member of the EB Tavern social group above all other titles.
As am I. :snobby:
Legosoldier
04-19-2009, 07:14
are there any prerequisites to join the Honorary Texans?
a completely inoffensive name
04-19-2009, 07:47
Holy crap, I have been officially sig'd as seen in Legosoldier's sig.
Some people have all the luck. I ain't eva been sigged here. I think people would sig Osama Bin Laden before they would sig something I said.
are there any prerequisites to join the Honorary Texans?
I'm hardly an expert being an Aussie and all, but I think you need to like Big steaks, talk funny and like guns...
So apart from the gun bit it could prerequisites for an honourary Aussie :grin2:
pevergreen
04-19-2009, 09:31
We talk normally, thank you very much!
However, our barbies are much better, and so are our wimminz.
As an Australian book I once read said: "We shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. We are the best at all the sports that matter: cricket, rugby, afl and union. We can beat anyone in anything and still win two-up."
Or something like that. :grin2:
Our cheese beats your beef. nuff said
So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:
a completely inoffensive name
04-19-2009, 11:17
So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:
Way to stay classy, Husar!
So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:
ummm...wow. If that wasn't a bigotted, sharp-tongued, and illintented statement, then I just don't know what is. Sorry m8, but that was just arrogant, even if it was meant in jest.
pevergreen
04-19-2009, 13:48
Even you 'texans' are using our words! Soon you might start spelling things the right way.
Maybe we should be making you honourary Australians.
Hmmm... Let's see: as a Belgian I love beer, I adore steak with fries, we have hot women and the best chocolate in the world to seduce them with.
I think I qualify :yes:
Hmmm... Let's see: as a Belgian I love beer, I adore steak with fries, we have hot women and the best chocolate in the world to seduce them with.
I think I qualify :yes:
That's great Poirot ~;), but we gotz cheese. :beam:
Louis VI the Fat
04-19-2009, 15:42
Beer, barbeques, wimmin - none of that matters for Texanity.
What you need is huge geographical size, an Ego to surpass even that, and an unapologetic conviction that you are God's gift to mankind. Those, and an utter pig-headed refusal to face facts to the contrary.
So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:That's a mean, ignorant insult!! Texas isn't full of rednecks! :no:
Texas is full of hicks, sheesh.
~;)
Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-19-2009, 17:03
So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:
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edyzmedieval
04-19-2009, 17:24
So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:
:laugh4::laugh4:
Sorry about that. Do I qualify as well? :beam:
pevergreen
04-19-2009, 22:17
What you need is huge geographical size, an Ego to surpass even that, and an unapologetic conviction that you are God's gift to mankind. Those, and an utter pig-headed refusal to face facts to the contrary, even if your sports team loses, they are still the best in the world.
Stop describing Australians and start talking about Texans!
Strike For The South
04-19-2009, 22:20
I am offended that I am not already there.
This was before our time sweetums.
As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending
Legosoldier
04-19-2009, 22:41
I'd like to apply then.
That's a mean, ignorant insult!! Texas isn't full of rednecks! :no:
Texas is full of hicks, sheesh.
~;)
Oh, sorry my mistake, at least the French have a sense of humour, so that's one reason to become an honorary Texan - they're allied with the French. ~;)
Veho Nex
04-20-2009, 03:26
Oh, sorry my mistake, at least the French have a sense of humour, so that's one reason to become an honorary Texan - they're allied with the French. ~;)
Texans... Allied to the French??? ARE YOU ON DRUGS SON?!?!?
Ja'chyra
04-20-2009, 08:33
Even you 'texans' are using our words! Soon you might start spelling things the right way.
Maybe we should be making you honourary Australians.
Sorry but you lost the right to call them your words when you started commiting crimes.
CountArach
04-20-2009, 09:14
I request an application...
Your bribe will be arriving in the mail soon.
pevergreen
04-20-2009, 09:15
Sorry but you lost the right to call them your words when you started commiting crimes.
They became our words when we had already committed the crimes.
As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending
Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.
Texans... Allied to the French??? ARE YOU ON DRUGS SON?!?!?
You don't read many of SFTS's posts, do you?
Strike For The South
04-20-2009, 19:16
Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.
Deal.
Veho Nex
04-20-2009, 22:03
You don't read many of SFTS's posts, do you?
Sadly no... But in my eyes, to be allied to the french is an outrage. They only like you if they are under an attack.
Deal.
cool, so here goes.
CAN YOU FEEL IT
pevergreen
04-21-2009, 09:30
To help my application, accept this PM STFS, and the hilarity it contains.
Hosakawa Tito
04-21-2009, 11:13
I throw my hat into the ring. I deserve to be an honorary Texan because:
Tamales are part of our traditional holiday meals.
I have jumper cables in the truck & my wife knows how to use them.
I've worn shorts & a parka at the same time.
I have security lights on the house, but leave the doors unlocked.
To me 60 degrees is a little chilly.
I've eaten Blue Bell ice cream.
I have the keys to the porn locker for the photo's that couldn't be shown in the babe thread.
Louis VI the Fat
04-21-2009, 13:30
Stop describing Australians and start talking about Texans!After reading this thread, I am no longer convinced there's much of a difference between the two...~:eek:
blahblahblahClickety ici (http://www.historybookshop.com/)
After reading this thread, I am no longer convinced there's much of a difference between the two...~:eek:
Clickety ici (http://www.historybookshop.com/)
Of course there is: Aussies wear kewler hats and got kangaroos. Other than that they are about the same.
pevergreen
04-21-2009, 14:38
and emus and platypus's and echidnas and drop bears and lamingtons.
And the most annoying accents in the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE
Why would I want be Texan
I don't have horns
Why would I want be Texan
I don't have horns
Not even one? Sorry man... :no:
Hooahguy
04-21-2009, 20:58
yo strike- i dont know if you use firefox, but i found this firefox theme you would like (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/5834)
pevergreen
04-21-2009, 23:43
Uhhh..I seem to have a follower.
I thought it was me until it read Member...
:laugh4:
who else but Vuck. :no:
This is why I held the pevergreen name when I changed to peverpink.
seireikhaan
04-22-2009, 01:42
yo strike- i dont know if you use firefox, but i found this firefox theme you would like (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/5834)
Uh oh....
Hooahguy
04-22-2009, 01:44
why "uh oh"?
seireikhaan
04-22-2009, 01:59
why "uh oh"?
Oh, how did Strike phrase it... Hmm... Something along the lines of "Austin's sole purpose is to tick off the rest of Texas and serve as motivation for some major :daisy: kicking".
woad&fangs
04-22-2009, 02:00
nevermind
Hooahguy
04-22-2009, 02:18
Oh, how did Strike phrase it... Hmm... Something along the lines of "Austin's sole purpose is to tick off the rest of Texas and serve as motivation for some major :daisy: kicking".
but its texas.....
Uhhh..I seem to have a follower.
I thought it was me until it read Member...
:laugh4:
who else but Vuck. :no:
This is why I held the pevergreen name when I changed to peverpink.
lol, :P Are you insinuating that Vuk is prone to immaturity? :clown:
Don't worry, I would not have stolen your name if you abandoned it. ~;)
pevergreen
04-22-2009, 06:37
Maybe, but you said you would.
:laugh4:
We should go get more pevercolours!
Strike For The South
04-22-2009, 21:07
@Hooah, I forgive your transgression only once. 39-33
https://img253.imageshack.us/img253/605/34210905.jpg
pevergreen and Hosa are in.
Wonders who makes these decisions.
:thinking:
Strike For The South
04-22-2009, 21:20
Wonders who makes these decisions.
:thinking:
As a fellow Texan I'd figure you'd PM me names you like and didn't, but you haven't, so I do.
Rhyfelwyr
04-22-2009, 21:43
Can I be an honourary Texan? Common, you've got to have one crazy Christian in there. :juggle2:
You cannot take one pever without the other. If pevergreen is in, so is peverblue! :yes:
Anyway, I think I could easily be a Texan. Coming from WI I would be used to you guy's harsh winters. ~;)
pevergreen and Hosa are in.
We had a deal!
Strike For The South
04-23-2009, 06:38
We had a deal!
Look at the first page sweet cheeks
That explains a lot something was..... different
CountArach
04-23-2009, 08:27
As a fellow Texan I'd figure you'd PM me names you like and didn't, but you haven't, so I do.
*Puts money in an envelope addressed to Ichigo*
Hooahguy
04-23-2009, 12:21
@Hooah, I forgive your transgression only once. 39-33
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :wall::wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:~:mecry:~:mecry:~:mecry:
https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4876/peverj.gif
Hosakawa Tito
04-23-2009, 16:09
Shoot! I'm all choked up over this honor. Me and the missus are fixin' ta get our own place in Texas, directly, once the youngun's is out'n the nest. But that's a whole nuther thing.
Strike For The South
04-23-2009, 17:44
Shoot! I'm all choked up over this honor. Me and the missus are fixin' ta get our own place in Texas, directly, once the youngun's is out'n the nest. But that's a whole nuther thing.
Move to SA!!!!!!!!!
Gentleman we are now at war with the Pevers. So pevergreen is out and Countarch is in.
GeneralHankerchief
04-23-2009, 17:46
Gentleman we are now at war with the Pevers.
Since this is the case, consider this my application. In addition to my boiling hatred of the pever trend, I also believe that John Wayne's Alamo movie, no matter how historically inaccurate, is one of the greatest movies ever made.
Strike For The South
04-23-2009, 17:51
Since this is the case, consider this my application. In addition to my boiling hatred of the pever trend, I also believe that John Wayne's Alamo movie, no matter how historically inaccurate, is one of the greatest movies ever made.
In.
It saddens me that things have come to such an end Strike, but I assure you, it WILL be your end! The pevers cannot be defeated! We are invincible and unshaken! We will storm Texas by the millions and push you all into the ocean!
TO WAR!!
:skull::hmg::cool4:
Rhyfelwyr
04-23-2009, 17:55
I withdraw my application for Texan status. That's right, I withdrew, you didn't reject me!
I withdraw my application for Texan status. That's right, I withdrew, you didn't reject me!
Writes down rejected on his application
I've got you down.
The peverAnthem!
Hear the call Orgahs, and hearken unto it!
The call of pever, the call of freedom!
How long will we remain in bondage,
Slaves to the whims of Tosa?
How long will we stand idle,
As posters blaspheme the pever?
If time for pevers ever were,
tis now!
tis now!
tis now!
We the pevers of the Org,
all free and all powerful,
do take up the call to arms,
and shed the burden of our avatars,
to put on the true armour of pever!
Let the Org know and tremble!
For the time of the pever has come!
tis now!
tis now!
tis now!
What wretched Orgah values his shell of an identity,
over the true beauty of pever?
Let the wretch be gone,
and take him from our site!
Let not one stand who dares,
to oppose the peverdream!
The time has come to put aside our fears!
tis now!
tis now!
tis now!
A thousand ages of slow decay,
cannot undo what we do today!
Let the dream be yours and mine!
Let the pever within us shine!
Let all who think to mock,
This great and glourious flock,
know that the time of pever is now!
tis now!
tis now!
tis now!
This war I did try to fight with peace and love. But Tosa has seen fit to deprive me of my rightfull name, so I will have to forget what I said about peace and go On Strike. :eyebrows:
This war will not be fought until my rightful name is restored and I go off Strike. :eyebrows: In the meanwhile though, I am perfectly happy to remain On Strike until my name is restored. :eyebrows:
Alamo was a great sandwhich.
Veho Nex
04-23-2009, 21:49
Im willing to fight for Texas against the Pever movement!!
seireikhaan
04-23-2009, 21:53
Consider this my enlistment to fight the pever horde.
Rhyfelwyr
04-23-2009, 22:04
The pever horde has exited in a blaze of glory. We fought their bullets with our peaceful Kalashnikovs to the end, keep up with the times. :whip:
Oh......damn.
I humbly volunteer to raise the standard and Lone Star against the Pever Horde!
Rhyfelwyr
04-23-2009, 22:05
Oh......damn.
I humbly volunteer to raise the standard and Lone Star against the Pever Horde!
Where have you been?! :book:
Hosakawa Tito
04-23-2009, 22:47
The Pever-Horde? We fart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OzIMHowtL8) in their general direction.
pevergreen
04-23-2009, 23:29
I shall join you!
CountArach
04-24-2009, 05:46
Gentlemen, this means war!
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Gentlemen, this means war!
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We are at war with Texans? :laugh4: I think I will put my feet up and have glass of lemonade. :P
In the greatest sign of peace and non-resistance that the world has ever seen, the pevers graciously spared the Texans defeat and disbanded. Now that the Texans do not have a foe, they have no one to win against, which means that they cannot complete their objective. By disbanding however, we have completed our objective, so we win the war by default, through our superiour non-resistance!
https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4876/peverj.gif
Peace babydolls :hippie:
Now if you don't mind, I am On Strike, so I am a bit busy.
I have decided to get off Strike :eyebrows: and embrace my inner Texan! I am a peversite!
Strike For The South
04-24-2009, 22:00
So not only did we win the war agianst the pevers but I've been partaking in some forbidden fruit on the side?
Who are all these directionaly challenged Strikes?
I'm very lost.
So not only did we win the war agianst the pevers but I've been partaking in some forbidden fruit on the side?
Who are all these directionaly challenged Strikes?
I'm very lost.
We are the pevers who have infiltrated your Texan compound and made it impossible for you to fight back without declaring war on yourself! The pevers can never be defeated! We are shape-shifting hippies! :hippie:
Hosakawa Tito
04-24-2009, 22:46
Shoot! You can always tell a Texan but you cain't tell'em much.
Strike For The South
04-24-2009, 22:54
I implore all newly minted Texans to join the Texan social group.
I implore all newly minted Texans to join the Texan social group.
deal
Rhyfelwyr
04-24-2009, 23:32
Maybe Vuk will start his own Texan group... of Confederate Texans. We support slavery, because we are all slaves to pever! :clown:
AlexanderSextus
04-30-2009, 05:18
i would like to be an honorary texan. I believe i am overqualified for the position because:
1. I LOVE BEER.
2. I LOVE WHISKEY.
3. I LOVE WEED (hey, you're right on the mexican border. it's gotta be everywhere down there.)
4. I LOVE WOMEN
5. I THINK SKYNYRD IS AWESOME (yes, even a hip hop junkie like me. they were that good!)
6. I'M A LIBERTARIAN
7. I HATE THE COLD
8. I LIKE UFC (and anything else that involves the manly pursuit of hitting people.)
9. I BELIEVE IN GUN OWNERSHIP
10. I LIKE FOOD THAT HAS CHOLESTEROL, SATURATED FAT, AND BARBECUE SAUCE/HOT SAUCE
11. I LIKE STEAK
12. I LIKE BACON CHEESEBURGERS.
13. I HATE TAXES
14. I HATE PEVERS
Oh, does the fact that i live in New Jersey void my application?
Yoyoma1910
04-30-2009, 14:40
Pops a top, and look across the Sabine.
What I could never figure out is why you turned one of our flags on it's side, and stuck two stripes up it's butt... Crazy Texians, wit'chore crazy Texas.
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