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Hooahguy
05-04-2009, 22:43
with beer.... ~:(

every year my school has a prom-like event. no dancing and stuff, but people ask each other out. so to be a gentleman to my gf, i asked her, even though i thought i knew what her answer was going to be, boy was i wrong.
she said, "sorry, im going with someone else."

i need more beer.

johnhughthom
05-04-2009, 22:50
How can she be your girlfriend then? Seems kinda weird...

Rhyfelwyr
05-04-2009, 22:52
She's your girlfriend and she's going with someone else? :inquisitive:

Just break his legs. :yes:

Hooahguy
05-04-2009, 22:55
nah. she just called me to tell me that were breaking up....

:daisy: this. last time i get into a relationship for a looooong time....

Evil_Maniac From Mars
05-04-2009, 22:56
Leave her, and you may or may not break both of his legs. I assume no responsibility for the consequences thereof. You may also post on FML.

EDIT: SHE broke up with YOU after that?

...wow. Some nerve...

Hooahguy
05-04-2009, 23:02
yes, a nerve she does have.... :sad:

Caius
05-04-2009, 23:09
Damn, that sucks man.

johnhughthom
05-04-2009, 23:09
Just find somebody better looking to take along, you're too young to be worrying about relationships anyway. A teenager with a girlfriend is wasting countless possibilities. :no:

Hooahguy
05-04-2009, 23:11
the sad thing is that this isnt the first time this has happened to me...
why dont i learn?

Dutch_guy
05-04-2009, 23:30
Man what a rude way to break up with someone, a five year old would have handled it more tactfully.

:balloon2:

tibilicus
05-04-2009, 23:53
Chin up mate, life lesson and all .

Although she does sound like a bit of a :daisy:.. Also alcohol and break ups don't mix, try and avoid the perilous drunk voice mail message. A perilous mistake indeed..

Evil_Maniac From Mars
05-04-2009, 23:57
On the bright side, this solves the whole her going to Israel problem.

Hooahguy
05-04-2009, 23:59
good point! :beam:

Rhyfelwyr
05-05-2009, 00:06
Yeah I remember that thread about the moving to Israel issue... I think in hindsight you were maybe getting a bit carried away...

seireikhaan
05-05-2009, 01:35
That was highly rude of her. Trust me, Hooah, you wouldn't want to end up with a gal like that anyways. Better learn of this kinda thought process she has then, say, 15 years later, if you get my drift...

Tribesman
05-05-2009, 01:38
Damn, that sucks man.

But does she ?

johnhughthom
05-05-2009, 01:43
But does she ?

If she doesn't would he be so upset?:inquisitive:

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 01:48
But does she ?

like you wouldnt believe :yes:
:laugh4:

pevergreen
05-05-2009, 01:55
But does she ?

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Don't worry Hooah, you'll get another one. Before me too! :grin2:

Strike For The South
05-05-2009, 02:27
To really get back at here you should pm me noodz. I will then post them on the interwebz.


*Reminder* Her not you.

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 02:31
To really get back at here you should pm me noodz. I will then post them on the interwebz.


*Reminder* Her not you.
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

pity we didnt take any.... :shame:

Beefy187
05-05-2009, 03:07
From what I gather, you deserve better girl to go out with.

Centurio Nixalsverdrus
05-05-2009, 03:18
That's rude. Try to look as if you wouldn't care about her, that's the best. And then break his legs.

Edit: The good thing is, teenage girls are a waste of time and energy anyways. Be lucky that she's away now, time to look for something more mature...

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 03:31
would it be bad if i began dating women older than me? like, in college?

Fragony
05-05-2009, 03:35
My general rule, if it has legs and lumps and isn't a camel, go for it.

Cute Wolf
05-05-2009, 04:28
@fragony

My general rule, if it has legs and lumps and isn't a camel, go for it.
it is a cow!



Btw, hooahguy... you just need to go for good university... a lot of better girls is here...:yes: cheers up!
and don't drink too many beer... try green tea mixed with milk and a bit of vodka, and you'll feel better definitely

KarlXII
05-05-2009, 04:40
Drinking isn't the smart thing to do, if anything.

Marshal Murat
05-05-2009, 04:44
Laugh away the pain (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0555EtAZ4).

Ramses II CP
05-05-2009, 04:45
@fragony

it is a cow!



Btw, hooahguy... you just need to go for good university... a lot of better girls is here...:yes: cheers up!
and don't drink too many beer... try green tea mixed with milk and a bit of vodka, and you'll feel better definitely

By all that is good and holy do not pollute perfectly good vodka with milk! That is by every imaginable standard a genuine heresy. Vodka should be drunk from a glass, cup, bottle, or even a bowl, but it should be straight. Warm/cold/hot is irrelevant. It will help you forget your girl, it will not prevent you from making really, really bad decisions with a phone, so turn that dangerous beast in to the proper authorities before you start drinking.

Yeah, women are crazy. Gotta see a nutty one tomorrow, maybe for the last time, and I'm rather looking forward to it. Just don't tell my wife (that I'm looking forward to it anyway).

:egypt:

Samurai Waki
05-05-2009, 05:43
If you stop to think about all the bad relationships you've ever had, you won't be able to look ahead towards all the great ones you haven't made.

Its always tough losing a girlfriend, but eventually you'll think less of her, and then you won't think of her at all. Instead you'll be thinking about the new cute girly who tickles your fancy. *No Pun Intended* Or that could just be a lie...

PanzerJaeger
05-05-2009, 05:49
Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...

Cute Wolf
05-05-2009, 07:02
Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...
Hey! don't do that!!!

Life is beautiful.... better search out other girls......

a completely inoffensive name
05-05-2009, 07:20
Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...

Great job locking this thread with one statement.

Csargo
05-05-2009, 07:39
Great job locking this thread with one statement.

:sleeping:

a completely inoffensive name
05-05-2009, 07:50
:sleeping:

What does the sleeping smiley signify? I am just saying I have seen threads in the Frontroom locked for less then what he said.

Csargo
05-05-2009, 07:55
Sleeping

pevergreen
05-05-2009, 08:08
Sleeping

:bow: Master Ichigo, please grace us with more words of wisdom.

A few years older is alright. Hell...if you can get a girl, who cares about the age. As long as you like her. :2thumbsup:

Now if I could only get one...:no:

:laugh4:

PanzerJaeger
05-05-2009, 08:24
What does the sleeping smiley signify? I am just saying I have seen threads in the Frontroom locked for less then what he said.

Exactly what my post was refering to... :trytofly:

Husar
05-05-2009, 09:46
Well, that's pretty bad. Alcohol is a solution but only for the first evening, don't go overboard and don't make it a habit.

After that a thought process begins.

Ja'chyra
05-05-2009, 10:44
would it be bad if i began dating women older than me? like, in college?

Yep, anything between 18 and 45 for me but you set your own limits.

I remember one when I was 14 and she was 18.....................good times, and educational.:yes::beam:

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 12:09
Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...
god forbid!

@Husar- yeah, the drinking only lasted an hour or so.... then i was up to coffee.

Rhyfelwyr
05-05-2009, 12:13
Have you paid this fellow a visit yet?

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 12:20
Have you paid this fellow a visit yet?
not yet....
but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.

Strike For The South
05-05-2009, 12:24
All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her? I'm sick of women saying I can't hit them becuase I double there bodyweight.

I don't understand how soft skin and chesticles gets you off the hook for a hook (pun intended)

Rhyfelwyr
05-05-2009, 12:28
not yet....
but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.

Just become a Puritan and then you can beat him into a pulp. :yes:

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 14:56
All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her? I'm sick of women saying I can't hit them becuase I double there bodyweight.

I don't understand how soft skin and chesticles gets you off the hook for a hook (pun intended)
very true, my friend. in my opinion, if women want to be equals, theyd better get ready for the rough ways of society.

Strike For The South
05-05-2009, 14:58
very true, my friend. in my opinion, if women want to be equals, theyd better get ready for the rough ways of society.

Hmmmmm. Smileys should've been included. As a southern gentleman I would never harm a fair belle. I'm also close minded and slightly effeminite:yes:

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 15:06
well, i agree if the belle was fair and courteous, then i treat her with respect, but when they want to be treated like men, by golly, ill treat them like men. :yes:

PanzerJaeger
05-05-2009, 16:18
All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her?

At this point I'm thinking a double homicide+suicide is in order. Take them both with you Hooah! :yes:

(And remember to make a thread about it first... ~;))

Rhyfelwyr
05-05-2009, 16:21
Write her a letter saying how upset you feel.

Fragony
05-05-2009, 16:28
All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her?

Thought I was the only one. Show that meat what the law of the jungle is. No trees no escape.

Hax
05-05-2009, 16:40
Fah! She wasn't worth your attention in the first place.

Just wait, let me get Osama Obama on the line. Can you give me her address?

Rhyfelwyr
05-05-2009, 17:13
Challenge her new boyfriend to a duel. :duel:

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 20:29
in the square at dusk. :smash:

Rhyfelwyr
05-05-2009, 20:33
Tell her that she broke your heart and that you're going to kill yourself unless she brakes up with this new guy.

Caius
05-05-2009, 20:36
but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.
Take time before doing this. Even though you have been taught to not to harm others, your feelings will make you say some words that could hurt. Just in case you did not know.

Hooahguy
05-05-2009, 20:38
Tell her that she broke your heart and that you're going to kill yourself unless she brakes up with this new guy.
theres no point of trying to get back together with her. the memory will be too bad to forget, and will mess things up even worse.

Rhyfelwyr
05-05-2009, 20:50
Leave a message on her home telephone speaking to her as if she is pregnant, but arrange it so her new boyfriend hears it before her.

Megas Methuselah
05-05-2009, 20:54
Leave a message on her home telephone speaking to her as if she is pregnant, but arrange it so her new boyfriend hears it before her.

Try bringing genital warts into the picture while you're at it.

KarlXII
05-06-2009, 00:58
At this point I'm thinking a double homicide+suicide is in order. Take them both with you Hooah! :yes:

(And remember to make a thread about it first... ~;))

Chris Benoit reference. Not enough of those :laugh4:.

I don't see why you guys are suggesting "getting back" at her for breaking up with him. So a girl doesn't like him anymore, boo hoo, we've all been that route without discussing the plan to tar and feather her.

Hooahguy
05-06-2009, 00:59
I don't see why you guys are suggesting "getting back" at her for breaking up with him. So a girl doesn't like him anymore, boo hoo, we've all been that route without discussing the plan to tar and feather her.
agreed. :yes:
i think this is like my 3rd breakup...

Reverend Joe
05-06-2009, 01:33
:stunned: All this talk of revenge and murder/suicide/violence... All I was going to recommend when I read the OP was to get properly hammered and blast AC/DC. Yeah, I know Thrash is your thing, but when you're feeling down, there's nothing like cheering up again, and last I checked Reign of Blood and Master of Puppets weren't very cheerful, uplifting albums.

Anyhow, **** that ****. She's no good for you. Go get smashed, pick up some random hot chick and take put your frustration on her. And mind you, I don't mean be violent to her with your fists; you have to use your head. :wink:

Hooahguy
05-06-2009, 01:38
:stunned: All this talk of revenge and murder/suicide/violence... All I was going to recommend when I read the OP was to get properly hammered and blast AC/DC. Yeah, I know Thrash is your thing, but when you're feeling down, there's nothing like cheering up again, and last I checked Reign of Blood and Master of Puppets weren't very cheerful, uplifting albums.

Anyhow, **** that ****. She's no good for you. Go get smashed, pick up some random hot chick and take put your frustration on her. And mind you, I don't mean be violent to her with your fists; you have to use your head. :wink:
nonesense. some iron maiden/metallica songs are emotional, like St anger (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbgj9dQgFOM) (esp. the chorus) and out of the shadows (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqE2GFDlc6w).
love those songs, especially the second one, which i replayed for about 2 hours on a loop afterwards.

Samurai Waki
05-06-2009, 03:37
You know... when you break up with a girlfriend, usually the best way to start feeling better about yourself is to have a one night stand with her best (female) friend.

If that doesn't work, any cheap floozy will do.

Hooahguy
05-06-2009, 03:44
You know... when you break up with a girlfriend, usually the best way to start feeling better about yourself is to have a one night stand with her best (female) friend.

If that doesn't work, any cheap floozy will do.
not a bad idea.... not a bad idea at all.... :evil:

Cute Wolf
05-06-2009, 05:46
eng Hooahguy... I feel this thread won't do anything good for you if you don't take any sanely thinked moves... forgetting a girl with one night stand will give you more guility feelings don't you... I suppose you'd better:

1. start write your feelings, and arrange it into a book... then you can publish it and earn some money...

2. train your gun skill, and go to Israel... work here as a soldier.... (definitely better to be a "peacekeeper" than an exact murderer)

3. open your computer, and play EB... Works best to relieve your pain...:2thumbsup:

-----------------------------------------------------------------!

Good luck, and don't forget to pray!:yes:

Hooahguy
05-06-2009, 12:01
thanks Cutewolf, but im already going into the IDF after high school.
also, are you Jewish/israeli? :beam:

Rhyfelwyr
05-06-2009, 13:26
Set your school on fire.

naut
05-06-2009, 15:58
In all seriousness you're a good bloke, you deserve better. Let her ruin someone else's life, not yours. Best of luck in your future conquests.

Kagemusha
05-06-2009, 18:53
Bah! There seems to be some sort of general misunderstandings about drowning ones sorrow. The point is to get so hammered so badly the plunders which will result from boozing will take your thoughts from the ex. When the next morning you wake up next some 100 kilos weighing fairy princess and start wondering whether you should bite your own hand off so you dont wake her up in order to sneak out. That moment will be the defining moment when its clear to you that there are far worse things then waking up alone.:painting:

Caius
05-06-2009, 20:28
I wouldn't drink. But it is up to you.

Hooahguy
05-06-2009, 20:30
i only had a few beers.... ok, more than a few...
:medievalcheers:

Rhyfelwyr
05-07-2009, 00:32
Sell all your music albums and become an emo.

Fragony
05-07-2009, 08:33
You know... when you break up with a girlfriend, usually the best way to start feeling better about yourself is to have a one night stand with her best (female) friend.


Or her mom. Or: team up with the alpha male all the girls, bribe him with beer, and let him tell her that if she comes along at nine there will be nobody home. Make sure there is indeed nobody home muahaha.

Samurai Waki
05-07-2009, 09:13
Or her mom. Or: team up with the alpha male all the girls, bribe him with beer, and let him tell her that if she comes along at nine there will be nobody home. Make sure there is indeed nobody home muahaha.

Indeed sir, indeed.

Cute Wolf
05-07-2009, 12:01
Hey, I am Indonesian... :beam:

Fragony
05-07-2009, 12:45
Don't worry we won't hold it against you