Fillet Royale II: The Gang Wars [Concluded] [Archive] - Page 2

Beefy187

05-29-2009, 00:54

Day 2 summery

"Tratorix!! Come here my friend..."

Tratorix, clearly refused to even go near the mayor... Perhaps he was afraid of the meat eating llama..

"Your scared of my dear Heshe the Llama? Fear you not... You won't be eaten.. Thats against the human rights."

Tratorix breathed out in relief. He came beside the mayor and got taken away by the cops... To Jail.

.................................................................................................... .

"What was the result?"

"Tratorix showed no problem eating Chicken and veggies. However he had difficulties eating the others."

"What does that tell us?"

"Likely guilty... But we'll never know."

.................................................................................................... ...

The citizens of meatopolis walked out of the door, trying their best avoiding the carnival llama...
The red eyed llama, looking satanic as ever, didn't mind the citizens. Although apparently he thought, occasionally spitting blood at the citizens near by is rather funny..

White_eyes: 1 (GH)
AVSM: 3(AVSM, LittleGrizzly, Captain Blackadder)
GH: 1(White_eyes)
pever: 2(Caius, Greyblades)
Tratorix: 5 (Yaropolk, Besker, Diana, Split, YLC)
Greyblades: 2(pever, Khaan)
Split: 1(Tratorix)

Abstain: (DIY, taka, Cultured Drizzt Fan)

No votes: (Tiberius of the Drake, Atheotes, Wishazu,Roadkill)

I think...

Alive 21/25
pevergreen
Greyblades
Tiberius of the Drake
AVSM
Cultured Drittz Fan
YLC
Besker
General Hankerchief
Diana Abnoba
Death is Yonder
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
taka
Atheotes
Splitpersonality
LittleGrizzly
Wishazu
Caius
Yaropolk
Shinseikhaan
Roadkill

Killed 2/25
Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia)
Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia)

Jailed (Lynched) 2/25
ATPG
Tratorix

Start Night 2

Night two will end 24 hours from now Approximately 00:00 hours in GMT.

Beskar

05-29-2009, 01:02

Looks like we got one. :beam:

Diana Abnoba

05-29-2009, 01:40

Does sound that way, but of what mafia. The write up didn't say. Is it the lamb mafia from the letter?
So the letter was completely right?

GeneralHankerchief

05-29-2009, 01:56

Beefy, I voted for White_eyes last round.

Beefy187

05-29-2009, 02:01

Beefy, I voted for White_eyes last round.

I swear I had you down... :juggle2:

I'll fix it :bow:

Beskar

05-29-2009, 02:23

No, it was the Chicken Mafia.

The Lamb mafia was Ichigo.

Diana Abnoba

05-29-2009, 02:24

Thank you :bow:

A Very Super Market

05-29-2009, 02:49

Does anyone want to vote for me again next round?

LittleGrizzly

05-29-2009, 02:52

Aslong as you don't vote for yourself ill keep my vote off you... ill even let you off with some bandwagoning ~;)

BTW Beefy you had me down twice... once for AVSM and once for not voting... I voted for AVSM...

Edit: I guess we can assume likely mafia = mafia... so tratorix was mafia ?

Beskar

05-29-2009, 03:36

He looks to be Chicken Mafia, as he only ate Chicken, basically and veg. Looks like we can trust those notes.

pevergreen

05-29-2009, 03:40

pevergreen sees Beskar talking about chicken, jumps on a fence and begins to sqawk like a chicken and flapping his arms.

Tratorix

05-29-2009, 03:55

He looks to be Chicken Mafia, as he only ate Chicken, basically and veg. Looks like we can trust those notes.

How do you know there isn't a vegetable mafia?

pevergreen

05-29-2009, 04:03

pevergreen stops and looks at Tratorix, gets off the fence and backhands him, then cartwheels away.

SHOOP DAW WROHPWOPOPOPWHOOOOOOP

A Very Super Market

05-29-2009, 04:05

I think pevergreen got another "Town Idiot" role.

Tratorix

05-29-2009, 04:07

I think pevergreen got another "Town Idiot" role.

Thats just what he wants you to think. :laugh4:

pevergreen

05-29-2009, 06:04

pevergreen stops cartwheeling and sits down at a table.

"Ah, but iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, Australia is entirely peopled with criminals who are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me so I can cleary not choose the wine in front you of."

A man appears.

"Truly you have a dizzlying interlect"

"Wait till I get going! ...Where was I?"

"Australia"

"Yes, Australia, and you must have suspected I wouldnt have known the powder's origin, so I can cleary not choose the wine in front of me."

After which pevergreen jumps up, lands on his hands and starts to walk away, upside down.

Death is yonder

05-29-2009, 06:28

Just got back... 3 pages of stuff to read through :juggle2:

Looks like the detective was right? Or maybe it was a veg mafia? Or maybe Tratorix is just trying to throw us off post death. I'll personally guess no.1

FoS: Wishazu though, last minute trying to save a possible mafia scum?? And instead you vote a guy who WANTS HIMSELF dead? Very nice reasoning :yes:

Wait a minute, its night phase :juggle2::juggle2:

Death is yonder

05-29-2009, 06:29

There should only be one person claiming to be the garbage collector.

In keeping with Fillet Royale tradition, I would go for who they suggest is guilty. Although killing off a henchman is less important than hitting Godfathers.

Eh, killing henchman is good, cause then investigating godfather becomes possible. Also brings up possibility of mafia from other family hitting the godfather who is less defended now.

Askthepizzaguy

05-29-2009, 07:23

Eh, killing henchman is good, cause then investigating godfather becomes possible. Also brings up possibility of mafia from other family hitting the godfather who is less defended now.

Bah.

You'd have to kill 2 henchmen from the same family and then luckily hit their godfather with an investigation. That's unlikely that your garbage man still be alive by then.

You find a henchman, you can probably leave them alone and let the opposing mafia take care of them. Or do you have a vigilante? He will take care of them. :yes: Godfather is the only thing that matters. The more you waste time lynching henchmen, the more you intentionally not take down an entire family in one blow. Just my opinion. However lynching Tratorix was a good move because you had nothing better to go on and it would be silly to hit a detective n stuff so early. Later on you can take that risk.

Death is yonder

05-29-2009, 09:53

You have knowledge that there actually are pro town groups that are formed? O,o! Last time I checked a vigilante was not present in any town group mentioned in opening rules. And you are dead too o.O

I think you misinterpret mister pizza, I was merely expressing my curiosity pertaining to the front page rules. It piqued my curiosity seeing as the garbage man claimed Tratorix was mafia. I was thinking about the motives behind the possible faking of such a thing.

Please read the rules carefully, as I just came up with a few new ideas and may have changed the rules slightly. I will also write this in the actual thread.

This game uses the “God Father” system introduced by Divine Wind. At the beginning of the game, you will send me the names of two players, who will work as your henchmen. As long as one of your henchmen lives, you are immune to investigation. Each henchman has the ability to murder one player, meaning your mafia crew gets two murders per night. You can kill only if both of your henchmen are dead and once your henchmen are dead, you lose your immunity to investigation. Your henchmen also have the ability to guard. If the rivals attack you with one henchman, as long as you have one henchman guarding you, you should be safe from murder. When you have two guards protecting you and they send one henchmen to kill you, the enemy henchmen will get murdered so use this ability wisely. Also, one of the members in the mafia crew will have to write the kill description. This is because my grammar and the narration skill are terrible. If you don’t send in orders, the targeted player will have the most boring death in the history of the Org mafia.

Also another thing you should remember is that, since there are 4 mafia groups in this game, it is quite possible that one of your henchmen could be in the rival mafia group. Cross your fingers so that doesn’t happen. If it does, good luck. Your henchmen will turn into average townie on the event of your death, unless if the henchmen still belongs in other rival mafia.

Finally other then the voting ability, just like everyone else in the game, you have the access to the letter rule. Letter rule is a feature which allows you to communicate with other players (Beefy187 for example), other group (Rival mafias, or all the mafias) and the whole community by sending it to the host. This letter will be distributed at the end of the night phase or included in the night write up if it is directed at the whole community.

Askthepizzaguy

05-29-2009, 10:15

4. They'll be a detective, medic and a protector/ Role blocker who knows each others identity to give more power to the town.

Ok so I was wrong about there being a vigilante. But the mafia families act like one anyway. The best way for the mafia to ensure they don't die is to kill off opposing godfathers/henchmen to stop a kill on their own godfather.

But yeah, a pro-town group has already formed by the host himself. So, town is in a good position until that group fails.

what does me being dead have to do with anything? And I'm jailed not dead. I'm enjoying life in the big house. Hehehe. :laugh2:

Beefy187

05-29-2009, 10:22

Ok so I was wrong about there being a vigilante. But the mafia families act like one anyway. The best way for the mafia to ensure they don't die is to kill off opposing godfathers/henchmen to stop a kill on their own godfather.

But yeah, a pro-town group has already formed by the host himself. So, town is in a good position until that group fails.

what does me being dead have to do with anything? And I'm jailed not dead. I'm enjoying life in the big house. Hehehe. :laugh2:

You get endless supplies of food as our government had a upgrade..

Jailers used to get force fed till obesity, but this time around... You get enough food to live comfirtably :yes:

Needless to say... We are running low on funds

LittleGrizzly

05-29-2009, 13:38

I demand Pizza and Tratorix are given half rations and that the extra food supply is diverting to Mr Grizzly's plate!

There prisnors have a life of luxury whereas us hald working citizens starve to death! no more!

Storm the prison!!

Askthepizzaguy

05-29-2009, 13:48

I was using my extra rations to make you a pizza. But no more pizza for you, papa bear!

RoadKill

05-30-2009, 01:24

Pevergreen definatly has some town idiot role.

Askthepizzaguy

05-30-2009, 01:27

I hadn't noticed any difference in his behavior. He seems to be himself, to me. :laugh2:

Beefy187

05-30-2009, 01:32

I'm few orders short. But heres the night write ups.

Night 2 summery

"So tell me again? Why are you following me?"

"To save you from potential attacks."

"And you are going to do this how?"

"Few drops of vodkas and a shock paddle!"

The men sighed at how stupid that sounded. However, the men trusted the medics skill.

...............................................................................................

"I needa you to take someone out for me." a puff of smoke creaked out his mouth, as the voice spoke in a thick Italian accent.

"Anything for you BeefMaster," a reply came from a dark figure, "All I need is a name and adress."

A scrawny hand slowly slid a crumpled up piece of paper into the dark figures pocket and walked away. Viewing the paper the figure understood his task and went on with his doings.

YLC strolled down his alley way patting his stomach as he let out a loud burp that echoed down. Content with his recent Beef buffet, Ichigo's bottomless pits were finally filled.

"My stomach's gonna explode if I eat anymore," YLC spoke to himself

"Literally?"

YLC sprung around, "Whos there!?"

"No one," the voice cracked up in laughter. A peice of beef flung into YLC's face knocking him to the ground.

"Please! No! No more beef!"

"Shhh.. shhhh.. eat, eat beef is goooood." the dark figured laughed maniaclly.

Layer after layer of beef was forced down YLC's throat, his stomach growing larger and larger by the second.

"Pleaseee I beg of you!" but the dark figure payed no hede, he continued to force beef down his mouth, and then POP! YLC's organs and entrails splattered against the dirt alley walls.

The dark figured grinned, licking his fingers.

YLC is dead
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LittleGrizzly was walking down the alley.. Suddenly a dark figure threw him a banana and slipped.

LittleGrizzly is dead

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Roadkill sat in the nondescript little restaurant, a big steaming pile of Pork sitting in front of him, he was somewhat puzzled by that, hadn't he ordered the chicken? He was still puzzling over this when a tall man walked over to him, the chef by the look of him. He had a meat cleaver jammed into his greasy belt, and blood was all over his smock. He was smiling, a strange horrific smile.
"Good evening Gent!" the chef yelled as he slipped into the seat opposite of Roadkill. He placed the cleaver in front of him, still with that smile on his face. "You should be careful around here, the pork mafia owns most of the streets, especially the restaurant." he used the cleaver to pick at the dirt under his fingers "So if someone were to say, walk into one of their pork restaurants and order chicken, they would understandably be very angry." The smile was gone now, and the man growled when he accidentally cut his finger on the cleaver. "Yes, they would be very angry. so angry in fact they may think this punk was a rival Mafioso trying to cut in on their turf. so angry they may just cut him into little peaces and feed him to their pigs." The chef smiled, Roadkill's face blanched his mouth opening and screamed. The chef laughed "As if the people around here haven't heard that before! now get over here!" He took up the cleaver and smashed it into Roadkill's shoulder, causing him to yelp and drop to the ground. The man laughed and took his time, slashing Roadkill's throat more times then he could count. He cut Roadkill up and just like he said, fed him to the pigs he kept tied up in the back, he laughed, Pigs would eat anything! He went back to his office to sign the papers the city had sent him for the sail of 100 of his best pigs, and laughed again. it amused him to think how hundreds of families across the city would be helping him get away with murder.

Roadkill is dead

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In heaven, LittleGrizzly met the shining figure. He asked

"Who are you oo Shining figure?"

"I am the host. The ruler of the world you are in."

"Oo shining figure. Why did you apear in front of me?"

"Because you were a victim of the most boring death in the history of mankind. Lazy mafia :whip:So I'll tell you what.. I'll send you back in the world you were in. You can have your second chance."

LittleGrizzly is back alive

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Take 2

LittleGrizzly was taking his mind off the unending killings in town by drinking Finnish liquor in his flat. This had been going on since he returned home from the execution. but remarkably he was still sober/conscious. He was so enamored in his mug, that he did not hear his door creak open.

A few gulps later, he stood face to face with a tall, dark figure, wearing a wide brimmed hat with grapes on it.

“The Wa - naacks!” LittleGrizzly exclaimed in half stupor.

“Hello LittleGrizzly,” greeted The Wanax.

“Before you tell me how you are going to kill me, may I have a grape?” LittleGrizzly asked.

The Wanax became noticeably angered at this request: “NO, YOU MAY NOT HAVE A SACRED GRAPE!”

His voice lowered back to the cool, evil tone it had previously been: “But you may have your favourite American cereal.”

LittleGrizzly's eyes opened wide, and a big grin came over his face: “You mean - !”

The Wanax pulled out a box of Trix. LittleGrizzly promptly snatched it from the hands of The Wanax and began gnawing away at the cardboard.

LittleGrizzly apparently favoured his Trix more than he did his drink, and became so enamored in eating it, that he failed to notice The Wanax coating him with white powder and attaching two long, white ears to his head.

Once this had been completed, The Wanax remarked malevolently: “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids-”

Legions of rabid children appeared behind The Wanax, all in possession of knives and forks.

The Wanax addressed them: “Children, that rabbit has stolen your cereal, but the flavour will still be marvelous if you hurry and eat him.”

LittleGrizzly's bones were found in his flat the next morning. They had for the most part been licked clean, although one did discover the occasional bit of half-chewed cartilage around.

LittleGrizzly is dead.... Again

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When the citizens gathered to the Meatopolis assembly building again... They saw three letters this time.. Instead of one.

The first one reads

"Trash checkers" aka was the "garbage checkers"

I am going to be changing the names each time I send a letter.
Tonight I investigated General Hankerchief and found Beef in his Trash.

The second one reads

AVSM's not the Mafia. He's a just very naughty boy!

- his mother

And finally the third one reads

From your friendly neighborhood "garbage checkers"

Good job on Tratorix. No new results

Accept no subsitutes

After a brief confusion, the citizens entered the meeting hall.

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To their dissapointment, the citizens were greated with the meat eating llama... However fortunately, he have already finished eating the dead bodies and finished analyzing the fat percentage. The llama grinned and showed his newly grown vampire teeth

http://www.pythonline.com/files/pythonline/llama_0.jpg

"Welcome citizens! As you already know from the news this morning, three men died yesterday. YLC, Roadkill and LittleGrizzly...Twice. Please listen to the result."

*Roadkill!! 96 percent Beef, 1 percent veggie and 3 percent pork!

*LittleGrizzly!! 47 percent Chicken, 47 percent pork... 1 percent veggie. etc etc..

*YLC!! .........

"Whats the matter Heshe?"

*YUCK!!

"Well you heard the llama. Anyway, that was the result and hopefully that contributes to the data."

Alive 18/25
pevergreen
Greyblades
Tiberius of the Drake
AVSM
Cultured Drittz Fan
Besker
General Hankerchief
Diana Abnoba
Death is Yonder
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
taka
Atheotes
Splitpersonality
Wishazu
Caius
Yaropolk
Shinseikhaan

Killed 5/25
Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2

Jailed (Lynched) 2/25
ATPG
Tratorix

Start Day 3
Day ending in 24 hours :bow:

Cultured Drizzt fan

05-30-2009, 01:35

wow.... LittleGrizzly has REALLY bad luck! :laugh4::laugh4: for a second there I thought he was revived.

RoadKill

05-30-2009, 01:35

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU :laugh4:

Splitpersonality

05-30-2009, 01:36

Shame on the lazy mafia.

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 01:37

What did I do, mother? WHAT DID I DO??????

Cultured Drizzt fan

05-30-2009, 01:37

and it would appear we have two separate groups of "trash Collectors" !! :laugh4::laugh4:

Beskar

05-30-2009, 01:38

There is only one thing I noticed (other than another dead mafia). One of those letters were from some one who has watched Monty Python's Life of Brian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

ULC

05-30-2009, 01:52

*ahem*

Since I am dead, I hold no fear. I am part of the games protown network, composing of two others, as stated in the rules. I was a roleblocker for the team, and we were loyal to the town - the reason Heshe hated my taste is because he was essentially eating himself, since we eat neither, beef, lamb, pork, nor chicken, but Llama.

I roleblocked Besker the first night, and it seemed there was a drop in kills, with a sudden kill spike tonight when I did not block Beskar.

Draw your own conclusions.

Beskar

05-30-2009, 02:02

Well, I am innocent, so your conclusions you are hinting at are incorrect. Ask Mr. Garage Checker to investigate me if you really like, all it would do is reveal my innocence.

Also, since there was a significant spike, which is obviously more than one person can do. It could simply be that beefy put a restriction on the Mafia or something.

ULC

05-30-2009, 02:05

Well, I am innocent, so your conclusions you are hinting at are incorrect. Ask Mr. Garage Checker to investigate me if you really like, all it would do is reveal my innocence.

Whom, who else is innocent in this game? Don't try to wiggle out of this one Beskar. The first nights block even hints at you having ulterior motives and abilities beyond a townie.

After the silly MEETING, Besker headed straight home. Modern house with GOOD QUALITY SECURITY. Besker had ALMOST NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT... Except...

"You weren't expecting any visitor were you?" said the shadowy figure sitting on Beskers sofa..

"Who are you?"

"You'll find out"

Shadowy figure tackled Besker on the ground, and knocked him unconcious.

Next thing he noticed was his ankle tied on a table, shadowy figure sitting in front of him.
"I hope you like Vodka Besker.. Because your about to drink lots of it.."

Besker woke up in his house with a head ache way past lunch time the next day. He groaned and called the taxi to head to the next MEETING.

How does a normal townie get that kind of security where you don;t even have to worry about being killed? Hmmm....

LittleGrizzly

05-30-2009, 02:05

Killed... Twice...!

I am simply such a great player mafia players cower in fear at my greatness...

I demand to be brought back to life immeadiately so i can continue my ultimate greatness!

!!!

~;)

I blame vegetarians...

Greyblades

05-30-2009, 02:10

LittleGrizzly was walking down the alley.. Suddenly a dark figure threw him a banana and slipped.
Hmm who do we know who makes small comments with a goofy sense of humor? :idea2:

FOS: Pever

Beefy187

05-30-2009, 02:16

LittleGrizzly was walking down the alley.. Suddenly a dark figure threw him a banana and slipped.
Hmm who do we know who makes small comments with a goofy sense of humor? :idea2:

FOS: Pever

That would be me.

The mafia didn't send in the kill description so LittleGrizzly died from the most boring death
If the write ups are done by me, most of the clues are probebly unintentional..

Askthepizzaguy

05-30-2009, 02:26

Lazy mafia???

FOS: A Very Super Market

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 02:40

Why am I lazy?

ULC

05-30-2009, 02:42

FYI, based on write ups and my groups information

Roadkill - Beef Mafia
Little Grizzly - Chicken and Pork Mafia
Tratorix - Chicken Mafia
Ichigo - Lamb
ATPG - Lamb or Innocent

Beskar

05-30-2009, 02:53

Whom, who else is innocent in this game? Don't try to wiggle out of this one Beskar. The first nights block even hints at you having ulterior motives and abilities beyond a townie.

After the silly MEETING, Besker headed straight home. Modern house with GOOD QUALITY SECURITY. Besker had ALMOST NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT... Except...

"You weren't expecting any visitor were you?" said the shadowy figure sitting on Beskers sofa..

"Who are you?"

"You'll find out"

Shadowy figure tackled Besker on the ground, and knocked him unconcious.

Next thing he noticed was his ankle tied on a table, shadowy figure sitting in front of him.
"I hope you like Vodka Besker.. Because your about to drink lots of it.."

Besker woke up in his house with a head ache way past lunch time the next day. He groaned and called the taxi to head to the next MEETING.

How does a normal townie get that kind of security where you don;t even have to worry about being killed? Hmmm....

False positives. All my PM pretty much says is:

Beskar

Role: Townie
Allignment: Town
Goal: Destroy all killers

Greetings Beskar

You are the humble townie in the Meatapolis. The heaven for all food lovers.
Being the good townie you are, while you may favour some meat over the others, you like all the meat products. You love your food, you love your life and you love your toww....

You got to ask Beefy187 why he said those things which make you suspect me, however, the fact is, I am not guilty of anything and there have been nothing made aware to me that I am anything else other than a what I basically got told what I posted.

*Shrug*

You are being as "certain" as you was during Taka's tainted minds, and just like then, you are completely off the mark.

Askthepizzaguy

05-30-2009, 02:56

@YLC

No, I am innocent. The reason that it didn't say I ate the last bit (though I was going to) was because I ran out of time and nothing more. If I had eaten it, it wouldn't have made sense in game terms for the story characters to toss me in jail for passing their test.

@AVSM

:shrug: Not much discussion, just glib comments here and there. When you do talk about a lynch you point to yourself. Even suicidal me discusses other options. I just get the vibe that if you were mafia, you might blow off doing a writeup.

If this is a misconception, please feel free to prove me wrong with hearty discussion and your eventual innocence.

ULC

05-30-2009, 03:00

False positives. All my PM pretty much says is:

Beskar

Role: Townie
Allignment: Town
Goal: Destroy all killers

Greetings Beskar

You are the humble townie in the Meatapolis. The heaven for all food lovers.
Being the good townie you are, while you may favour some meat over the others, you like all the meat products. You love your food, you love your life and you love your toww....

You got to ask Beefy187 why he said those things which make you suspect me, however, the fact is, I am not guilty of anything and there have been nothing made aware to me that I am anything else other than a what I basically got told what I posted.

*Shrug*

You are being as "certain" as you was during Taka's tainted minds, and just like then, you are completely off the mark.

I'll get it right eventually, but that'll only happen if I keep trying :beam:

Also, Beskar, I find it funny you think that's a legit PM - no offense to Beefy, but the English is too good and your using the British variety, hence "favour".

ULC

05-30-2009, 03:01

@YLC

No, I am innocent. The reason that it didn't say I ate the last bit (though I was going to) was because I ran out of time and nothing more. If I had eaten it, it wouldn't have made sense in game terms for the story characters to toss me in jail for passing their test.

That's what it appeared to me, but it could also indicate you were all but Lamb, which makes no sense, since that would mean the entire chicken mafia is gone, which is not so.

Diana Abnoba

05-30-2009, 03:02

Seems like role blockers...pro town, stop mafia (players) with vodka. So someone else was blocked last night. Very strange write ups, what is with the trix and children, I thought we had all meat mafias; chicken, beef, lamb, and pork. Then there is the banana thrown in there also. ~:confused:

Then there are the 2 letters from the "garbage checkers". WTF! :wall:

Splitpersonality

05-30-2009, 03:02

Beskar

05-30-2009, 03:05

Splitpersonality

05-30-2009, 03:11

I just noticed the toww in the first post iwth the PM in it, so yeah. Cool.

I was just wondering about it, I read it and sort of double taked, double took? *shrug*

ULC

05-30-2009, 03:12

Unfortunately, Beefy187 posted the Townie PM here - https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2244660&postcount=2

Why I say unfortunately, while it proves I didn't make it up, you will accuse me of just changing the name. I admit, I would have loved to be Mafia with actual abilities. (only time I ever been mafia had no abilities what so ever in ATPG's mini mafia) I unfortunately don't have any of yet. *hint hint to future hosts, please make me a mafia some time or a decent role that is pro-town. :D*

@Split

Look far earlier in the thread, I joked about it going "I love my toww." Though... I wonder what was posted first, the above link or that.. if it was that jokey comment, it could prove my innocence! :D

Edit: Yes, it was actually posted earlier than the template - https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2244576&postcount=62 there you go, YLC, happy now? :p

Cover role then :juggle2: - seriously, posting the townie role that's already been posted doesn't prove your innocent.

Your guilty somehow, someway, one of these days...

Then I hope you die in the night, that way we can get an affirmative on your innocence since your not keen on being lynched.

I mean, would the mafia seriously pass up the chance of eliminating a possible Godfather?

Diana Abnoba

05-30-2009, 03:16

@ Split
You didn't notice it in your Role PM? Very interesting, huh.

Beskar

05-30-2009, 03:18

Cover role then :juggle2: - seriously, posting the townie role that's already been posted doesn't prove your innocent.

Your guilty somehow, someway, one of these days...

Then I hope you die in the night, that way we can get an affirmative on your innocence since your not keen on being lynched.

I mean, would the mafia seriously pass up the chance of eliminating a possible Godfather?

It does prove it if I happened to post I was a townie role before it was already posted. I know I might appear awesome, but I am not a time traveller. :smash:

I wish I was guilty somehow, someway, one of these days, however, it isn't today and I am not going to confuse town people either, I am not a role traitor.

I am powerless, I am surprised I even get to vote, it is the closest thing to an ability, being cannon fodder and my only role is using up a mafia-kill which could be used against a god-father/mafia/pro-toww role. An unglorified death in an unmarked grave, unloved and uncared for by everyone. Sad, lonely existence as a boring toww member. :sad:

Splitpersonality

05-30-2009, 03:18

I don't sit here and analyze my role PM, I read it once, say "normal townie", continued reading then I closed it.

ULC

05-30-2009, 03:24

It does prove it if I happened to post I was a townie role before it was already posted. I know I might appear awesome, but I am not a time traveller. :smash:

I wish I was guilty somehow, someway, one of these days, however, it isn't today and I am not going to confuse town people either, I am not a role traitor.

I am powerless, I am surprised I even get to vote, it is the closest thing to an ability, being cannon fodder and my only role is using up a mafia-kill which could be used against a god-father/mafia/pro-toww role. An unglorified death in an unmarked grave, unloved and uncared for by everyone. Sad, lonely existence as a boring toww member. :sad:

Yes, but if you had the Cover role before hand, when all the roles were sent out, then you could post it freely, knowing that it would come up later and you could save yourself by using that as an excuse.

Your not a role traitor, so therefore you must be a Godfather, and therefore a threat to the other mafia families. Godfathers don't show up guilty, so saying your not guilty while being guilty isn't necessarily lying.

Oh, currying the favor of those with a tenderheart now, eh? This is mafia, there is no room for those without a cold, hollow, ruthless heart - your preaching to an empty choir who knows the trick already and isn't going to fall for it. Going for the pity vote you are, right to the lynching.

Beskar

05-30-2009, 03:25

Lynching me or killing me is pointless. I am ineffective and useless role.

Sure, you can go ahead, but its a case of "I told you so."

ULC

05-30-2009, 03:29

Lynching me or killing me is pointless. I am ineffective and useless role.

Sure, you can go ahead, but its a case of "I told you so."

You'll die one way or another, even if I must make you the best mafia player in the history of the world to get it done. Oh, you'll die, yes you will, greatest most deceptive mafia player of all time...

Beskar

05-30-2009, 03:40

:blush:

Askthepizzaguy

05-30-2009, 03:44

Lynching me or killing me is pointless. I am ineffective and useless role.

That in an of itself is like an invitation to lynch you, under the logic "at least we aren't hitting a pro-town role..."

ULC

05-30-2009, 03:51

That in an of itself is like an invitation to lynch you, under the logic "at least we aren't hitting a pro-town role..."

Good idea - vote Beskar people, because he isn't a protown role.

Beskar

05-30-2009, 04:02

That is just being as scummy as the Mafia.

GeneralHankerchief

05-30-2009, 04:04

Vote: Beskar

You don't sound like you did in Swords in the Moon at all.

-edit- nevermind, that last post might have done it. Rethinking...

Sasaki Kojiro

05-30-2009, 04:36

So both roadkill and LG were mafia? :bounce:

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 05:01

There are either a lot of mafia (Replacing the townies?) or we're incredibly lucky.

ULC

05-30-2009, 05:01

So both roadkill and LG were mafia? :bounce:

Yes, and it appears the Chicken Godfather is all alone :bounce:

Tratorix

05-30-2009, 05:11

Yes, and it appears the Chicken Godfather is all alone :bounce:

Bouncing is fun. :bounce:

Sasaki Kojiro

05-30-2009, 05:26

There are either a lot of mafia (Replacing the townies?) or we're incredibly lucky.

Luck? The mafia were clearly taking my fos's as gospel :bounce:

Askthepizzaguy

05-30-2009, 05:26

Bouncing is fun. :bounce:

I blame Sasaki. Not only does he use the bouncing smiley and therefore got me addicted to it, but everything that ever happened is his fault anyway.

Obligatory: :bounce:

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 05:36

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!

I move that bouncing is not fun. The llama doesn't bounce.

GeneralHankerchief

05-30-2009, 05:52

Unvote: Beskar
Vote: White_eyes

pevergreen

05-30-2009, 05:52

pevergreen had been watching the bouncing, hypnotised. Side-to-side his head moved, in rythem.

Then, a combo breaker.

pevergreen became enraged, leaping forward and slapping AVSM repeatedly saying:

"Vote: AVSM"

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 07:15

Very good. I like that phrase.

Vote: AVSM

Captain Blackadder

05-30-2009, 07:26

VOTE AVSM

If you keep voting for yourself I'll keep voting for you.

Wishazu

05-30-2009, 07:47

Unvote: Beskar
Vote: White_eyes

Why the change in vote mate? :juggle2:

Juggling is fun, other smileys are not fun.

Cultured Drizzt fan

05-30-2009, 12:24

Vote: abstain, Half asleep right now, will analyze this when I am fully awake.

LittleGrizzly

05-30-2009, 12:36

Luck? The mafia were clearly taking my fos's as gospel

Im joining the next bandwagon on sasaki...

Beefy187

05-30-2009, 14:03

I have a exam early morning tommorow, so I won't be able to make a update.

So I'll have to extend 24 more hours. That will be 1pm GMT time I believe.

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 15:46

Looks like I am getting lynched. Sorry mother.

Yaropolk

05-30-2009, 16:34

1 day passes and people forget everything. Wishazu screams scum with last night's vote change.

vote Wishazu

Captain Blackadder

05-30-2009, 16:43

1 day passes and people forget everything. Wishazu screams scum with last night's vote change.

vote Wishazu

Dang I am playing way too many games I should have remembered that

UNVOTE AVSM

VOTE WISHAZU

Cultured Drizzt fan

05-30-2009, 16:45

wait, what vote change??? did I miss something?

Captain Blackadder

05-30-2009, 16:49

wait, what vote change??? did I miss something?

Post 232 Wishznau voted AVSM 20 minutes after the deadline to try and save traitrox who turned out to be scum. Thus Wish is by far the scummiest much more so then AVSM the WIFOM

Cultured Drizzt fan

05-30-2009, 16:51

.... your right, I must have missed that, does sound scummy.
Unvote: abstain, Vote: WISHAZU

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 17:00

Caius

05-30-2009, 17:16

Vote:AVSM

The only reason I vote him is that he sells vegetables... in his SuperMarket!

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 17:22

No, I have a Super Market. A very high-quality Market.

Also, FoS: Caius and BA

Captain Blackadder

05-30-2009, 17:30

And BA is infinitely more scummy than I, because he conveniently "forgot" about Wishazu, and voted to kill me off. pever is being insane, I sow the fields in front of you with wine, and BA has no motive other than "You annoy me"

However, Wishazu is still the better lynch.

What do you mean all I said is that your tactic annoys me. Firstly it is a huge WIFOM it is poor form to play in that way since if you are town you are dilberatly trying to hurt town by getting yourself lynched or you are scum who just wants to mess with us.

Death is yonder

05-30-2009, 17:33

Vote:Wishazu

Now that Tratorix indeed was a confirmed chicken mafia, and with you trying to save him last moment, that was awfully scummy of you.

A Very Super Market

05-30-2009, 17:36

Pshaw, we lynch enough townies anways. At least today will be better.

GeneralHankerchief

05-30-2009, 18:17

I get what you guys are saying, but why would Wish take that risk? It's early in the game and it had already been stated that identities would be revealed upon death. This bandwagon is way off-base.

Wishazu

05-30-2009, 18:28

Beskar

05-30-2009, 18:38

Unvote (Did I even vote in the first place?); vote Wishazu

I FoS'd him last night for his last minute vote change, so I will deal with that now.

Wishazu

05-30-2009, 18:47

No need to unvote as I`m pretty sure you voted for me on the previous page :)

Caius

05-30-2009, 19:27

Vote:Abstain

atheotes

05-30-2009, 21:50

Thanks General Hankerchief. I was making no attempt to save anybody at all. The reason I voted the way I did was to attempt to make it harder for mafia players to bandwagon. If two people have the same tally then death is randomly determined. There is no conclusive evidence on anybody at this point in the game so making things confusing can work both ways.

Regardless of whether or not I`m guilty at least I`m keeping things interesting :D

:juggle2:

What made it look scummy was...
1. Beefy said voting closes in 20 mins and at the 21st min you vote to break the tie
2. You chose to vote for AVSM, which might have saved tratorix who seems to be mafia

Vote: Wishazu

Vote:Abstain

I think you need to unvote first

taka

05-30-2009, 22:06

vote: Wishazu obviously

GeneralHankerchief

05-30-2009, 22:17

*sigh*

Unvote: White_eyes
Vote: taka

Beskar

05-30-2009, 22:35

Oh, Tratorix was mafia, not "possibly" he was Mafia. The tie would have had the possibly of saving him.

Tratorix

05-30-2009, 22:44

Oh, Tratorix was mafia, not "possibly" he was Mafia. The tie would have had the possibly of saving him.

Lynch him. Its the only way to know. :laugh4:

pevergreen

05-31-2009, 01:10

pevergreen screams in pain.

Unvote: AVSM, Vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan

pevergreen stumbles around, clutching his head.

Sasaki Kojiro

05-31-2009, 01:19

I get what you guys are saying, but why would Wish take that risk? It's early in the game and it had already been stated that identities would be revealed upon death. This bandwagon is way off-base.

Wishazu defended GH against random votes on day one. GH defends Wishazu today.

Greyblades

05-31-2009, 01:21

pevergreen screams in pain.

Unvote: AVSM, Vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan

pevergreen stumbles around, clutching his head.

Can someone get him some painkillers please? Or at least a gag?

Beskar

05-31-2009, 01:28

Wishazu defended GH against random votes on day one. GH defends Wishazu today.

If Wishazu is revealed as Mafia, then I will vote for him next round for you.

Askthepizzaguy

05-31-2009, 01:29

Wishazu defended GH against random votes on day one. GH defends Wishazu today.

If you're suggesting GH is mafia based on this behavior, I think perhaps you underestimate GH.

I get no scum vibes from him.

Diana Abnoba

05-31-2009, 02:39

But you guys are forgetting the letter from the "garbage checkers" that stated that GH is fond of beef. Is that suppose to prove that GH is in the beef mafia? Result of an investigation?

Cultured Drizzt fan

05-31-2009, 02:54

At this point I am not sure we can trust these "garbage collectors" we have two groups claiming to be them, each one saying something wildly opposite....

Caius

05-31-2009, 03:00

But you guys are forgetting the letter from the "garbage checkers" that stated that GH is fond of beef. Is that suppose to prove that GH is in the beef mafia? Result of an investigation?
They might be scaring us.

A Very Super Market

05-31-2009, 03:01

You know, I bet it is two of the same mafia family trying to confuse us into not believing the board.

Cultured Drizzt fan

05-31-2009, 03:05

that would suck.... :dizzy2:

Beskar

05-31-2009, 03:18

Who did AVSM's letter though?

GeneralHankerchief

05-31-2009, 03:18

His mother, obviously.

Diana Abnoba

05-31-2009, 03:40

Ok, then I will go along. I think if we lynch Wishazu, and he comes back mafia, then GH has to be next.

Vote: Wishazu

GeneralHankerchief

05-31-2009, 03:46

Okay people, please think this argument through.

According to you all, there are two connections: Wishazu and Tratorix, and Wishazu and myself. Since Tratorix was Chicken Mafia, this would theoretically account for all three members, right? But we also know that LittleGrizzly was Chicken Mafia as well.

Therefore, you guys are telling me two things: That, by amazing detective work, you have found the entire Chicken Mafia in the scope of two rounds; and that somehow, the Chicken Mafia has four members instead of three.

Tratorix and Grizzly are confirmed as being Chicken Mafia. That's two, and yet you guys say there's two more to be found.

Beskar

05-31-2009, 03:50

GH is getting really defensive. He is feeling the heat.

ULC

05-31-2009, 04:05

Not to turn the tide or anything, but...

An investigation was done on GH and he was found innocent, but, results where ambiguous. By the way, the first letter from todays round was from my associates, not the third. Thus, it's obvious someone is trying to cover for GH - but why? The power roles have been accounted for so there is no other reason for them to do it, unless they are mafia and are connected to GH.

Lynch Wishazu, then GH.

Diana Abnoba

05-31-2009, 04:10

Little Grizzly - Chicken and Pork Mafia
Tratorix - Chicken Mafia

This is how there can be the connection; the chicken and pork mafia could be working together. Wishazu could be pork mafia (working with chicken mafia). Little Grizzly was in both and may have had them join forces. Hence GH could be in either mafia as well, and with the letter, well everyone can draw their own conclusions.

Sasaki Kojiro

05-31-2009, 04:12

Diana Abnoba

05-31-2009, 04:13

Thanks YLC that is what I have said. I agree totally. This round Wishazu, next round GH.
Also FOS beskar for YLC's post when he said he blocked beskar, and we did have fewer murders that night.

Splitpersonality

05-31-2009, 04:13

Perhaps GH is recruitable, and a mafia has a vested interest in his survival.

Perhaps a mafia who needs a new recruit.

That seems like it could be too easy though...

ULC

05-31-2009, 04:20

GH is mostly correct. The chicken mafia cannot have 4 members, however wishazu could be both chicken mafia and, say, beef mafia along with GH. However that is not very convincing, I would instead urge the lynching of beskar for completely ignoring the point made. Having said that, I don't completely understand YLC's last post which seems important.

This nights summary
When the citizens gathered to the Meatopolis assembly building again... They saw three letters this time.. Instead of one.

The first one reads (Ours!)

"Trash checkers" aka was the "garbage checkers"

I am going to be changing the names each time I send a letter.
Tonight I investigated General Hankerchief and found Beef in his Trash.

The second one reads (Possibly done by Pever)

AVSM's not the Mafia. He's a just very naughty boy!

- his mother

And finally the third one reads (Not ours!)

From your friendly neighborhood "garbage checkers"

Good job on Tratorix. No new results

Accept no substitutes

I must have misread it and thought GH's name had come up twice, forgive me. Nonetheless, we received ambiguous results, since his was different from the previous investigation. This is why I ask that we wait a day to pass judgment on GH - we need another night result to compare.

GeneralHankerchief

05-31-2009, 05:17

Sasaki Kojiro

05-31-2009, 06:09

I was under the impression that the Rule of Three was steadfast - i.e. if somebody was in two different families, he counted as a slot for both. Therefore there's still one too many.

I cannot stop Wish's lynching at this point, but I only hope that you all will realize your mistake after one death and not two.

Well it'll tell us if he's innocent or one family mafia or 2 family mafia...

Wishazu

05-31-2009, 09:00

GH is getting really defensive. He is feeling the heat.

You react the same way every time someone so much as breathes in your direction mate.

Anyways, looks like i`m a goner this round. I`m sure the mafia (thats most of you guys) are laughing their asses off at this little escapade. Thanks for your efforts GH.

Beefy187

05-31-2009, 14:02

Voting closed. Incoming write up

Day 3

Due to last days scummy behavior, Wishazu was chosen as the one to be jailed.

"Wishazu! Are you scared? Because you know exactly what I'm going to do with you... I'm going to feed you steak fillets! Like 4 plates of different meat in one go!! And a salad!! Your scared aren't you? Huh? Huh?" Mayor was starting to realise the pleasure of teasing those who are about to get jailed.. However Wishazu didn't show much reaction.

"Test me. I'll turn out clean" he said and obediently followed the cops.

.................................................................................................... ....

Not only he was closed to finishing all plates... He only had chickens to go.. He was to first one to show new style of eating.. What he did was wrapping the steak fillets with lettuce. Mayor was quite amazed by this new style.

"Just for that.. You deserve to walk out of here free. But you see.. Those killers are still out there. At least you'll be safe here ey?"

"And I'm still a suspect for not eating the chicken.."

"Yup. No one is innocent until we are absolutely certain that all the mafias are gone."

"Hmph.. " said Wishazu, and made his way to the cell. Next to ATPG and Tratorix.

He sighed and looked up on the ceilling. Then asked.
"Whos up for a game of Uno?"

It was going to be a fun night in the jail

taka: 1 (GH)
AVSM: 2 (AVSM)
Cultured Drizzt Fan: 1 (pever)
Wishazu: 8 (Yaropolk, Captain Blackadder, Cultured Drizzt Fan, Death is Yonder, Besker, Atheotes, taka, Diana)
Abstain: (Caius)
No votes: (Tiberius, White_eyes, Khaan, Split)

Alive 17/25
pevergreen
Greyblades
Tiberius of the Drake
AVSM
Cultured Drittz Fan
Besker
General Hankerchief
Diana Abnoba
Death is Yonder
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
taka
Atheotes
Splitpersonality
Caius
Yaropolk
Shinseikhaan

Killed 5/25
Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2

Jailed (Lynched) 3/25
ATPG
Tratorix
Wishazu

If I am correct, Tiberius havn't voted for two rounds in the row. So I am going to contact Chaotix for replacement.
If he is not around, Pizzaguy is getting the role :bow:

Start Night 3

LittleGrizzly

05-31-2009, 14:57

Im scum anyway so this doesn't bother me whatsoever....

But Wishazu has to be about the worst lynch ever.... who honestly as mafia would have voted to save thier scummy teammate 10-20 minutes too late!

Nobody... or the most ballsy player ever... which isn't wishazu...

Bad lynching guys... im not too bothered though ~;)

Death is yonder

05-31-2009, 15:02

The write up was amusing though. :laugh4:

GeneralHankerchief

05-31-2009, 15:46

Toldja. Could next round's efforts be more diversified, perhaps? :juggle2:

Wishazu

05-31-2009, 18:13

RoadKill

05-31-2009, 18:58

I would really look into Bekar. GH defence was quite resonable, and it can be seen that he put some thought into it, yet Beskar gave no acknowledgment and continues to push preassure on him, almost like he wants to remove a bigger threat. :inquisitive:

Beskar

05-31-2009, 21:48

If I remember correctly, you were Mafia member who got killed.

Just saying. It is only natural for you to protect a fellow Mafia member.

Sasaki Kojiro

05-31-2009, 22:14

I think beskar is innocent.

Beskar

05-31-2009, 22:21

You always do.

Sasaki Kojiro

05-31-2009, 22:31

You always do.

Not true, I usually think you are suspicious. What are you trying to gain with this statement?

fos:beskar

Beskar

05-31-2009, 22:42

Not true, I usually think you are suspicious. What are you trying to gain with this statement?

fos:beskar

ROFL!

Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; Today at 22:30.

In the words of AVSM's mother.

"Sasaki Kojiro is a very naughty boy."

Edit: Just for reference, Sasaki Kojiro originally posted - "I think beskar is suspicious" to which I replied with "You always do." then he went back and edited to "I think beskar is innocent" thus the results now.

Cultured Drizzt fan

06-01-2009, 00:00

:laugh4: very sneaky.

Caius

06-01-2009, 00:57

Both are mafia. Period.

pevergreen

06-01-2009, 13:22

pevergreen begins bopping his head up and down.

"We apologise for this interruption in your normal service, we hope to get you back on schedule as soon as possible (10th of June) thank you and goodnight."

'LAZZAM!' is heard as pevergreen yet again cartwheels away.

Beefy187

06-01-2009, 14:07

Night finished.

Commencing write up.

Beefy187

06-01-2009, 15:04

Night Three summery

Death is Yonder was really losing his nerve. all of this meat and veggie eating had made him stay away from any kind of outside food whatsoever. He locked himself in, armed with a trusty microwave and a mountain of boxes of Ramen.

As he was enjoying his first box of the noodles, Death is Yonder heard the microwave go on downstairs. "That's odd," he thought. It seemed the the microwave was louder than before, but it also seemed to be wavering. As the sound got weirder and weirder, Death is Yonder went down to investigate. What he saw chilled him to the bone: Every single box of Death is Yonder ripped apart, and all the noodles were stuffed in the microwave (which was on at full power), overloading it.

Death is Yonder ran to the microwave to hit the stop button, but it was too late. Just as he was about to hit it the door exploded. Death is Yonder got the full blast of it, the explosion scorching his face and sending him to the ground, unconscious.

The mafioso, seeing this, loaded Death is Yonder's mouth and nostrils with the noodles, suffocating him, and left without a word.

Death is Yonder is dead

.................................................................................................... ........

Death is Yonder saw white shining things floating on top of him. Warm... He immediately noticed this situation was similer to LittleGrizzly situation..

"I see your tricks.. You are going to send me back their, so I can get killed again!" He said at the shining things.

"Aww... So you don't want to live again? You are happy to join the shining things?"

"Actually... I don't mind living."

"Too late!! I wasn't going to revive you anyway! The mafia write ups was good. So theres no reason for me to feel pity for you!"

.................................................................................................... ........

Yet, Death is Yonder woke up...

"You see what a shock paddle and Vodka can pull off?"
Said his savior. Smiling at Death is Yonder.

Death is Yonder was saved

.................................................................................................... .........

Diana Abnoba went home to find a strange sight. Her normally clean house instead had white feathers and scuff marks all over it!

"My oh my!" she said, "Who ever could have made this mess?"

Mafioso opened the door and stepped into room.

"That's an easy one," he said. "The vampire chickens did." He took out a whistle and blew. Around a dozen chickens, all with glowing red eyes, came out of nowhere and started pecking Diana Abnoba to death.

Diana Abnoba is dead

.................................................................................................... ...............

taka was walking in a dark alley. He was slapped by a pork fillet on his head. He fell unconcious and never woke up again.

taka is dead from an most boring death

.................................................................................................... ...............

GH was reclining in his recliner - beer in one hand, remote in other, Chicken sandwich resting on his hairy gut. He was wearing red polka-dot boxer shorts, and a dirty old white tank top several sizes too small to cover his prodigious girth. In other words he was doing exactly what he wanted to do today. Life was great. GH's best drinking buddy / bodyguard was sitting next to him wallowing in his own filth.

GH scratched his balls, and smelled his hand. In his excitement he turned to his drinking buddy to see that he was gasping for air with a long link of beef sausages tied around his neck.

A burly man stepped out from behind the recliner, and swinging a link of sausages like a chain hit GH in the knees. Unbelievably the sausages broke GH's knees.

"How is this possible!?" exclaimed GH.
"These sausages have been spinning under a convenience store heat lamp for 3 months" explained the burly man " You can break rocks with them"
"Oh noes! I never even saw NASCAR - I wasted my life!" said GH and died.

General Hankerchief is dead

.................................................................................................... ...................

As usual the first things that the townies checked upon arriving on the meeting was the building door. This morning, there was four letters.

First letter said
From your friendly neighborhood "garbage checkers"

Got a positive on Diana Abnoba, you know what to do.

Second letter said

Good day ladies and gentlemen. I represent the interests of the Soylent Corporation. My company specializes in solving .....food problems.

You may have seen our work in Pastapolis and Clamville. Our interest are the same as yours - feed the hungry with the power of high energy vegetable concentrates made of soybeans, lentils, sea plankton, and ..... various additives. Specifically, mafiosi make the best additives.

Yes, we have negotiated a contract with the township to install a processing plant in the jail house, where jailed mafiosi can ..... help make the additives. Our current flavors include Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow. We are currently experimenting with a pizza - flavored product, as well as the taste of a real Italian Tratoria.

However, what I really want to introduce to you this week is our newest product - Soylent KHAAN. This product has been researched by our experts for the past few nights, and we believe we have located the person who can provide the key ..... additive.......living amongst you in Meatville!

Deliver Shinsei KHAAN to the jail tonight and you will take one mafioso off your streets and Soylant Corporation will continue to research more recipies for this town!

"Rubbish Truckers" AKA was the "Thrash Checkers"

This is your friendly neighborhood junkyard man,
Investigated Khaan tonight and he's a lamb man

And finally...

"Sorry mum"
was tackled over the previous letter.

As always, the town entered the meeting hall.. Confused..

...............................................................................................

This time around, there was no mayor nor guards surrounding the area.. Instead there was just Heshe the llama.

http://www.cs.mcgill.ca/~mdincu/cdmp/llama.jpg

It seems that the llama reached the new stage of his evilness.. Blood bathe created around him, really suited his looks.

"Beutiful as always" someone mocked Heshe.. However to their surprise, Heshe replied.

"Sit down. You have 10 seconds."

Frightened by its intelligence, everyone sat down in 5 seconds.

"Good. Heres the result for last nights murder. both taka and Diana showed disgusting taste of mixed fat. I really wish if everyone just sticks on one meat... Thankfully, GH was that man.. Lovely flavour of Chicken was tasted from his meat.. Stronger then any other coarpeses that had Chicken flavour. I think the mafia is getting weaker and weaker... We are almost there towns. Keep up with your discussions or else.. You know whats going to happen to you :whip:"

Alive 14/25
pevergreen
Greyblades
Tiberius of the Drake
AVSM
Cultured Drittz Fan
Besker
Death is Yonder
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
Atheotes
Splitpersonality
Caius
Yaropolk
Shinseikhaan

Killed 8/25
Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2
Diana Abnoba (Killed by Chicken Mafia) N3
taka (Killed by pork mafia) N3
GH (Killed by Beef mafia) N3

Jailed (Lynched) 3/25
ATPG
Tratorix
Wishazu

Begin Day 4

Beskar

06-01-2009, 16:55

Vote: Shinseikhaan

Rubbish Truckers said so.

Beskar

06-01-2009, 17:14

Oh by the way, GH's death proved he was in fact, Chicken Mafia. So those who defended him and even suggested lynching me when I said he was running to his defenses because he was Mafia, shame on you.

GeneralHankerchief

06-01-2009, 19:59

Rats, and I was hoping for a good old fashioned fight to the death today over my lynching. You will pay for this, Beef Mafia.

Askthepizzaguy

06-01-2009, 20:47

Askthepizzaguy rises from the grave and eats Tiberius of the Drake. He was delicious.

edit: Oh and I died while I was in jail. There now it makes sense.

Beskar

06-01-2009, 20:49

The Mayor got killed? Interesting.

Also, I think the Beef Mafia are professions. As far as I am aware, they killed every night and not had a single loss.

Splitpersonality

06-01-2009, 21:26

Beskar, why would you trust one garbage man and not another?

The words "guilty result" are a little ambiguous as well, it'd be nice if we could have more specifics than that.

Cultured Drizzt fan

06-01-2009, 21:30

I have a feeling that Heshe is going to turn into some kind of unholy monster that will kill us all....
I am actually kind of suspicious of beskar now.... before I just thought they were both wildly accusing each other, but now....
Vote: Abstain

seireikhaan

06-01-2009, 22:08

Vote: Beskar

You'd trust a corporation that uses people for food? :inquisitive:

Beskar

06-01-2009, 22:19

No, I am refering to the Pro-town role. Garbage Check, Trash Checker, Rubbish Tracker. etc

Beskar

06-01-2009, 22:20

Beskar, why would you trust one garbage man and not another?

The words "guilty result" are a little ambiguous as well, it'd be nice if we could have more specifics than that.

Because the one that said about Diana is obviously a fake. Trash Checker was confirmed last round as being the real pro-town role by a pro-town role.

I have no reason to doubt it presently.

They also had a suspicious result on GH, who turned out to be Chicken Mafia.

pevergreen

06-01-2009, 22:29

pevergreen gets up from his seat and begins to dance around the magical llama.

Singing sacred chant.

:beam:

seireikhaan

06-01-2009, 22:29

:no:

Clearly they're lying. For one, why are there two "sources" speaking against me? Clearly its poorly organized thuggery trying to remove my presence from the game.

pevergreen

06-01-2009, 22:31

pevergreen mishears khaan and gives him a hug.

"Theres your huggery."

pevergreen moonwalks away.

Sasaki Kojiro

06-01-2009, 22:44

Yes, khaan should be lynched. Beskar can be lynched later.

How many mafia have we killed now? Six? (counting LG as two). So we're halfway there? Lol.

Splitpersonality

06-01-2009, 22:49

How do you know which is why is all?

Maybe I'm stupid and missing something.

Captain Blackadder

06-01-2009, 22:56

VOTE KHANN

The two results indicate one of them is fake but the otherone is likly accurate which means you are scum if not then we disregard everything these notices ever say.

Sasaki Kojiro

06-01-2009, 23:04

How do you know which is why is all?

Maybe I'm stupid and missing something.

Well, one says diana is guilty but the writeup shows her as not guilty yes?

atheotes

06-01-2009, 23:44

the garbage collectors have been accurate so far... so Vote: Khaan

Wonder who is representing the soylent company and how that letter is also calling for Khaan's head...

ULC

06-02-2009, 01:50

*ahem* Give me a bit to absorb the information inthread and from my partners.

BTW - third letter is from us.

Beefy187

06-02-2009, 02:16

ATPG will take over Tiberius

LittleGrizzly

06-02-2009, 02:21

Finally, ATPG did beefy already send you the quicktopic address or shall i ask our godfather to send it ?

~;)

ULC

06-02-2009, 02:25

It appears another one of our team has died - I'll wait for them to reveal themselves if they want to. This means we are down to one man.

Roadkill - Beef Mafia
Little Grizzly - Chicken and Pork Mafia
Tratorix - Chicken Mafia
Ichigo - Lamb
ATPG - Lamb or Innocent
Wizhazu - Beef or Innocent
GeneralHankerchief - Chicken Godfather

Please lynch ATPG again town :bow:

Askthepizzaguy

06-02-2009, 02:25

vote: Shinseikhaan

Tratorix

06-02-2009, 02:27

LittleGrizzly

06-02-2009, 02:32

It really was an unbelievable bad run...

Im hoping we get some kind of positive effect of this... kind of like the opposite of what you get for pulling off a great mafia victory...

"No it's pointless lynching LittleGrizzly, he is far too incompetent to make it this far as mafia"

Askthepizzaguy

06-02-2009, 02:33

So who are your pork mafia friends? You'd better squeal.

Tratorix

06-02-2009, 02:34

So who are your pork mafia friends? You'd better squeal.

:no:

Splitpersonality

06-02-2009, 02:34

That was in poor taste ATPG

Yaropolk

06-02-2009, 02:36

Vote: Khan

I will be away until Saturday (US time). Don't wog me. Beefy you can replace me if you want.

Beefy187

06-02-2009, 02:41

Vote: Khan

I will be away until Saturday (US time). Don't wog me. Beefy you can replace me if you want.

I may get you replaced until you return.

Whos up for a temporary replacement?

Tratorix

06-02-2009, 02:43

I may get you replaced until you return.

Whos up for a temporary replacement?

I'll do it, but I'm going away until Thursday, so you'll need to replace me until then. :wink:

Diana Abnoba

06-02-2009, 03:30

Damn, pecked to death, what a way to go. Well good luck town, keep up the good work. Watch out for the llama.

Diana Abnoba

06-02-2009, 04:33

No, just kidding about the llama, he is our friend.

Also, glad to see that my revival of DIY worked before I was killed. You know only a nurse would think of shock paddles to bring someone back. :nurse:

Beskar

06-02-2009, 04:46

What is interesting, there must be a leak. After all, some one sent in a message saying you was a positive result. Possibly a positive result for a Mafia investigation on you or something. However, another Mafia attacked you or something.

If your identity got leaked, who else's got leaked, for example, the real Trash Checker.

ULC

06-02-2009, 04:53

What is interesting, there must be a leak. After all, some one sent in a message saying you were a positive result. Possibly a positive result for a Mafia investigation on you or something. However, another Mafia attacked you or something.

If your identity got leaked, who else's got leaked, for example, the real Trash Checker.

Impossible - it was explicit that we were selected after all mafia roles had been sent, but before townie roles. None of us are working for the mafia, by decree of the host himself - and Beefy is not ATPG or me.

Why are you trying to role fish so hard Beskar? I honestly hope you get knocked off in the night, it would make everyone's life easier.

White_eyes:D

06-02-2009, 05:17

Vote:Khaan for being lurking scum:whip:

Beskar

06-02-2009, 05:24

Impossible - EXCEPT IT HAPPENED

Why are you trying to role fish so hard Beskar? I honestly hope you get knocked off in the night, it would make everyone's life easier.

You would love nothing more than me to be night-killed.

I am not role fishing, what is there to fish? All I suggested was the real trash checker to be careful, since there might be a traitor in your mix, as obviously you got targeted so fast, Diana was publicly stated to meant to be Mafia, but clearly wasn't and admitted to pro-town role.

How did the Mafia know? Don't say they didn't as they went after you two rather fast and tried to even set one of you up.

ULC

06-02-2009, 05:30

You would love nothing more than me to be night-killed.

I am not role fishing, what is there to fish? All I suggested was the real trash checker to be careful, since there might be a traitor in your mix, as obviously you got targeted so fast, Diana was publicly stated to meant to be Mafia, but clearly wasn't and admitted to pro-town role.

How did the Mafia know? Don't say they didn't as they went after you two rather fast and tried to even set one of you up.

I laugh, seriously, at your ridiculous statements to discredit the group the host explicitly stated was protown. Saying we have a mole when, in fact, only one of us lives is about as intelligent as screaming "I am mafia" in thread, which your doing an excellent job of doing.

If there is a mole, then it's our last person, which would mean that we would have to give up said persons name to you, in the thread, to lynch said mafioso.

Besides the stupidity of what your suggesting, your role fishing. The mafia do not have to know, they just have to select whom to kill. Ask why most of the mafia are already dead, and why anyone else had died so far.

In fact, do the same in other games where protown roles died extraordinarily fast and you can come to the same conclusion - obviously, moles must be present in all games, disregard the fact entirely what the host said as to the status of the roles.

So, I honest to god hope you die in the next two phases. People die - stop making up ridiculous reasons for me to divulge the last member of me and Diana's team.

Beskar

06-02-2009, 05:39

ULC

06-02-2009, 05:42

I never said to reveal the identity. Stop trying to put words in my mouth that aren't there.

Where does "make sure trash checker is careful/protected" = "reveal his identity to everyone!!!11"

That is the silliest jump of conclusions I have ever witnessed.

Then why imply at all, that when we are down to one remaining member of the group, that there was a mole, which by implications of what you are trying to say, would mean the final member of the group?

Your logic is terrible Beskar, and your at least a decently intelligent human being, I do not see you not thinking through your statements and simply blurting out ideas without thinking them through. Thus, you had to have a reason for even posting it.

Thats not what you aid - you implied one of us three is a mole, and that they have been leaking information. If you paid attention, 2 of us are dead, so logical deduction states that there is indeed no one left to protect the investigator.

Speaking of which, what makes you think it's the investigator that's still alive?

Sasaki Kojiro

06-02-2009, 05:52

I generally find that talk of who is intelligent and who isn't doesn't add much to the game.

ULC

06-02-2009, 05:55

I generally find that talk of who is intelligent and who isn't doesn't add much to the game.

Sorry - I am not trying to insult Beskar, it's just that I feel he's doing this intentionally and I'd prefer to credit him with more intelligence then that, and not in a sarcastic way.

Thus, it feels like a ploy to me by one of his mafia partners.

Beskar

06-02-2009, 06:04

ULC

06-02-2009, 06:08

There is no evidence you are only working together as you three. Even I know there are town networks in this game, it isn't stupid/unintelligent to suspect there are others, where you or other pro-town role members are active in.

You could obviously unwittingly walked into a Mafia-trap as Mafia members lynch targets within the group via placement of moles. Rather akin to the possibilities that are present in Rubicon.

As I said, all my comments advocated the safety of the role.

@Sasaki:
If there are any problems, I can discuss anything with you in private with you, as a moderator.

Yes, but your assuming that we have brought anyone from outside the group into it when we haven't - why should we?

So no, only us three have worked together and your paranoia is unfounded and unneeded. Can we get back to where we were before Beskar sidetracked us pointlessly?

GeneralHankerchief

06-02-2009, 11:22

There's no mole. You guys just made it obvious who you were.

ULC

06-02-2009, 11:47

There's no mole. You guys just made it obvious who you were.

Really now? What made me and Diana so obvious?

GeneralHankerchief

06-02-2009, 11:54

Ah, but if I told you that, then I'd be surrendering the psych-war advantage I've just gained. :yes:

Death is yonder

06-02-2009, 12:34

Vote:Khaan

Its quite a simple matter of deduction on which letter to follow

The first one stated that Diana was mafia, but Diana's death and following being eaten by the llama showed she was an average townie that ate all types of meat.

The second one is either a rival mafia or a townie bored, and tossing WIFOM around.

The third letter I trust, as it goes into specifics. The Soylent Company just states they want Khaan dead, but the third letter explicitly states the meat eaten by the accused, and so far following them seems to yield correct results.

The fourth letter is... random. :juggle2: :juggle2:
Nothing much to be gained from it

Now if you will excuse me, I am sick and rather miserable with my hacking cough, and I'll be taking my leave to go have a rest before my doctor berates me for not following advice.

Askthepizzaguy

06-02-2009, 14:02

Get well soon. Health is yonder.

Beefy187

06-02-2009, 14:11

Is tallying hosts job now? :smash:

Alright...

Voting closed, tallying and write uping.

Beefy187

06-02-2009, 14:25

Day 4 summery

"Hmm... Khaan you are looking wonderfully delicious today" said Heshe, dripping..

"Why thank you Llama.. You look very pretty."

"Why thank you Mr Khaan... See, I was going to eat you alive. You know, as a advertisement for the ongoing Resident Evil Mafia.. I was planning to say cool lines like 'BRAAAIN' and everything, but since you are such a nice gentlemen.." Heshe ran in lightning speed, and appeared right in front of terrified Khaan. "I'll let you off with a lick... You see, I don't like human sweat.. But that does the job anyway..Hmm... Your more delicious then I thought.. Shame... I really want to eat you now... You would taste just like Lamb meat... Your soo lamb.. Like pure lamb. Shame..."

Heshe made a strange quacking noise... and the guards appeared... Again, it was no longer the cops.. But strange white things..

http://images.hugi.is/manga/148476.jpg

"Take him away!! His pureness of the lamb.. He must be the last of the lamb crew."

Little by little, mafia was getting weaker.. Fortunately for the town, very unfortunate for the mafia..

Khaan: 7: (Besker, Captain Blackadder, Atheotes, ATPG,Yaropolk, White_eyes, Death is Yonder)
Besker: 1 (Khaan)

No votes: (pevergreen, Greyblades, AVSM, Cultured Drizzt Fan, Split, Caius)

Alive 13/25
pevergreen
Greyblades
ATPG (replaced for Tiberius of the Drake)
AVSM
Cultured Drittz Fan
Besker
Death is Yonder
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
Atheotes
Splitpersonality
Caius
Yaropolk

Killed 8/25
Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2
Diana Abnoba (Killed by Chicken Mafia) N3
taka (Killed by pork mafia) N3
GH (Killed by Beef mafia) N3

Jailed (Lynched) 4/25
ATPG
Tratorix
Wishazu
Shinseikhaan

Start night 4

Lemme check if I need to replace more players.

I need a volunteer to replace Splitpersonality
and I also need a volunteer to temporary replace Yaropolk until friday.

Those who are eligible are Townies, Chicken mafia members and Lamb mafia members who aren't in the living mafia crew :bow:

ULC

06-02-2009, 14:38

Wait, last of the Lamb? And we suspected ATPG of being Lamb - how cute.

Beskar

06-02-2009, 16:54

I think Khaan was desperate on his last legs as a mafia-member. He voted for me.

Splitpersonality

06-02-2009, 17:42

I'm being replaced? I imagine for not voting ;_;

seireikhaan

06-02-2009, 20:07

:mellow:

Diana Abnoba

06-02-2009, 21:05

@ DIY
Hope you are feeling better soon!

Hah, another mafia family bit the dust. Yeah!!

Why is only Split being replaced, if this is from last vote phase, a lot of names on that no vote line?

Let's not have anymore missed votes, please.

Cultured Drizzt fan

06-02-2009, 21:08

huh I could have sworn I voted abstain.... never mind. sorry guys just forgot to vote.

Askthepizzaguy

06-03-2009, 00:34

Wait, last of the Lamb? And we suspected ATPG of being Lamb - how cute.

It really doesn't even matter, but seriously I wasn't Lamb mafia. Or any other kind of mafia. And I'm not mafia now either. Though obviously you can't just take my word on it. You'll just have to wait and see.

A Very Super Market

06-03-2009, 00:56

Heshe is going to kill us all, I know it.

Anyone else think that there are too many garbage collectors?

Beefy187

06-03-2009, 01:06

Sasaki has now replaced Split :bow:

Beefy187

06-03-2009, 01:07

I'm being replaced? I imagine for not voting ;_;

Yes. I'll get you back in soon as someone goes inactive if you want.

Sasaki Kojiro

06-03-2009, 01:07

Vote:Askthepizzaguy

A Very Super Market

06-03-2009, 01:16

It is night, innit? Well gee, I thought it 'twas.

Beefy187

06-03-2009, 01:18

Tonight is the night of the Knights...

Yea its night :yes:

Askthepizzaguy

06-03-2009, 01:35

nightkill: Sasaki

My arch-nemesis has returned! This time, we fight to the death! ...Again!

Cultured Drizzt fan

06-03-2009, 01:39

alright now that some of my other games are done I can start focusing on this more.... oh wait its night time.... I have the worst timing.......
so Lamb and Chicken are down, do we think we got any of the other mafias?

Diana Abnoba

06-03-2009, 02:47

Yes, IIRC 1 beef down, 2 more to go, and pork is untouched so far, so 3 to go.

Beefy187

06-03-2009, 09:36

I would like to once again... Extend this night phase until 0100 GMT, as I'm trying to get in the habbit of sleeping before 10.

Cheers :2thumbsup:

LittleGrizzly

06-03-2009, 10:01

Yes, IIRC 1 beef down, 2 more to go, and pork is untouched so far, so 3 to go.

Oink Oink!

Your maths is a little off...

Beskar

06-03-2009, 15:50

Lamb (Extinct) - Ichigo, 'Khaan
Beef - Roadkill,
Chicken (Extinct) - Traitorix, GeneralHankerchief, LittleGrizzly
Pork - LittleGrizzly,

LittleGrizzly

06-03-2009, 17:34

[smug know it all mode]

Hmm Beskar... there appears to be a gap there... lamb mafia is dead with only two members killed...

[/smug know it all mode]

Being dead scum does have its perks after all... think i shall go on a shlin style laughing spree soon just to top it off ~;)

Beskar

06-03-2009, 17:44

Godfather got lynched, they became a townie. That is why.

Only explanation.

LittleGrizzly

06-03-2009, 17:52

Godfather got lynched, they became a townie. That is why.

Only explanation.

You appear convinced on the matter... i guess you must be right :2thumbsup:

Obligatory shlin style laughing spree

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Beskar

06-03-2009, 17:55

The host has said they are extinct.

The only alternative is that they are a member of the Beef/Pork Mafia, they weren't made townified. If that is the case, the point doesn't mean anything, as they will be dealt with when those mafia's are dealt with.

Greyblades

06-03-2009, 18:04

Wasn't there a dead player that was part of 2 mafia's? Its possible that if there's more they could convert to the other mafia if one of the godfathers dies.

Sasaki Kojiro

06-03-2009, 18:12

Now that I'm back alive, I will take revenge on the family that killed me. No stone will remain unturned, no possible trail overlooked, I will focus 100% of my energy on you, I will not grow tired, I will not give up, I will be ever-vigilant, you will not escape...

Diana Abnoba

06-03-2009, 21:20

Godfather got lynched, they became a townie. That is why.

Only explanation.

Thanks, forgot about that rule.

So now it is 2 beef and 2 pork we still need to find.

LittleGrizzly

06-04-2009, 00:07

If the town wishes to beg for mercy from the terrifying pork mafia i will hear your pleas and pass them on, i doubt it will do much good however I feel the pork mafia is going to be truely unstoppable this game!

Greyblades

06-04-2009, 00:21

T'were you a townie you wouldnt be boasting about the might of a person who is trying to kill us.
Vote: LittleGrizzly

Diana Abnoba

06-04-2009, 00:38

@ Greyblades
I understand the urge to vote for him, but he is already dead, so he can't be killed again.

@ LG

:tongue3:

Greyblades

06-04-2009, 00:50

He is? Guess I wasnt really paying attention.

LittleGrizzly

06-04-2009, 01:02

Beskar

06-04-2009, 01:02

Vote: Greyblades for WIFOM-ing during the Night Phase.

Greyblades

06-04-2009, 01:08

1. I havent said any WIFOMS. and
2. It's still the night phase

Sasaki Kojiro

06-04-2009, 01:08

The logic behind the vote was flawless though!

Oink! Bucark!

I will personally accept anyones surrender here and now... if you do exactly as i tell you i shall tell the mafia to leave you alone... surely theres no point dieing in vain for a lost cause ?

I will ally with you if you help me in my quest to rid the earth of the family that killed me in my past life.

Askthepizzaguy

06-04-2009, 01:09

I will personally accept anyones surrender here and now... if you do exactly as i tell you i shall tell the mafia to leave you alone... surely theres no point dieing in vain for a lost cause ?

Yeah, sure, why not.

I like pork anyway.

Beskar

06-04-2009, 01:15

I will ally with you if you help me in my quest to rid the earth of the family that killed me in my past life.

You can thank me. I killed them for you already. The last one was Shishkhaan which I led the vote on. It was the lamb that killed you and only the Beef/Pork are in game.

Also, it is 01:00GMT, naughty Beefy.

Beefy187

06-04-2009, 01:17

Isn't it 00:00 GMT?

Coz Its 9:17 here and I live in GMT+9

Greyblades

06-04-2009, 01:18

Its 1:19 in essex....now.

Beefy187

06-04-2009, 01:21

Your not using summer time are you?

Because I changed to GMT now and its 00:20

Greyblades

06-04-2009, 01:23

Alas no its not. (http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/europe/uk/england/county/essex/)
Edit: Oh wait thats +1
...why the heck does a county bordering london count as +1?

Beskar

06-04-2009, 01:23

It is probably because of the Summer time changing it.

Sasaki Kojiro

06-04-2009, 01:27

The last one was Shishkhaan

:sweatdrop:

Revenge is mine! :bounce:

Beskar

06-04-2009, 01:30

The Host (Beefy) explicitly said that the Mafia no longer exists and in that respect, they are extinct. Due to the nature of the 3rd one actually being in another Mafia or even become a townie, we don't know. :bow:

However, in all technical purposes, it seems they are already soya bread.

LittleGrizzly

06-04-2009, 01:31

Sasaki Beskar may have had some petty revenge for you but wouldn't you be intrested in the identity of the missing piece of the lamb mafia... there is only one player who can give you that...

And Pizza you shall have all the pork you desire, pork, sausages and bacon. Pig hats, pig coats and pig kites... such a useful animal a pig... much better than those useless cows...

I shall have your orders ready promptly tomorrow, the rest of you have made a terrible mistake not taking up this great offer... prepare to meet your maker!

Askthepizzaguy

06-04-2009, 01:31

Super Vote: Sasaki

(That's eleventy-million votes)

Beskar

06-04-2009, 01:33

And Pizza you shall have all the pork you desire, pork, sausages and bacon. Pig hats, pig coats and pig kites... such a useful animal a pig... much better than those useless cows...

Ask The Pork Guy?

Askthepizzaguy

06-04-2009, 01:37

Obviously by declaring my intentions to become part of the Pork mafia, the opposing mafia will not kill me. It is a foolproof plan.

foolproof: proof that I am a fool

Splitpersonality

06-04-2009, 01:52

Super Vote: Sasaki

(That's eleventy-million votes)

That bit's been done already Bowser :P

LittleGrizzly

06-04-2009, 01:57

Have i not told the townies of latest developments down that neck of the woods... silly me... i guess its not really important anyway...

Lol @ AskThePorkGuy, thats well more impressive than my super vote... starting to feel chaotix shortchanged me...

Askthepizzaguy

06-04-2009, 02:09

That's because you didn't give him backrubs and tell him how special he was to you.

Cultured Drizzt fan

06-04-2009, 02:10

toooo much information...... I need to go soak my brain in battery acid now......

Beefy187

06-04-2009, 02:11

Night 4 summery

Beskar had just gotten home and opened his door when he heard the man, right behind him,
"You know what, I think I like the ring of the mad butcher of fleet street."
Beskar whirled around staring at a greasy looking man with a chef’s hat and a bloody cleaver stuck in his belt.
"I mean sure it sounds like Sweeny Todd, but then isn't that the kind of image I am going for? It sounds crazy, terrifying even. I like it!"
He laughed maniacally; Beskar was starting to catch on and tried to run through the doorway, locking the door behind him. He barred it and sat on his couch, letting out a big breath at his luck. but, why was the man still laughing?
"You know what I learned? it much more economical to fed my victims to the pigs while they are still alive then to kill them myself!" the chef said, "teaches them how to hunt, keeps them fit!"
Beskars eyes popped open and he looked around his living room. 10 pigs were circling, there eyes blood red as the walked around like a pack of wolves. Apart from the eyes, they also had huge front tusks in their mouths. They circled in, and Beskar screamed, and the Chef laughed.
The police never found any part of Beskars body, just a little pool of blood.

Besker is dead

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A member of the beef mafia placed White Eyes in his prison to die. It will not take long. In the dark he will explore his cell. Curiosity will overcome him eventually. The pit, a gaping hole in the center of the cell, will become his grave. It is a cruel way to die, but not as bad as what we have prepared for him if he survives.

He crawls along the edge of the cell, against the wall. He is curious. What kind of prison is his in? He does not know what awaits in the center of his cell. The pit. Ready to engulf him.

They are coming, the enemy. Our forces have not been able to stop them. The general says that they are headed in our direction. The man hopes that our mafia will be able to defeat the infidels, the vegetarians that they will not be able to reach our city.

The man watches as White Eyes awakes. He begins to explore again, but he falls. His head hangs over the edge of the pit, and he realizes what death we had prepared for him. He was lucky to escape the trap we set for him, but we will not be deterred. As he sleeps, the man comes into the cell. The man sets up a wooden frame and lays White Eyes on it. The man deftly ties sturdy knots with a single rope. He is tied securely and will not be able to escape, but his left arm is left free so he can eat, and his chest is left bare. Nothing will get in the path to his heart.

Hours pass. The enemy still approaches. The man hears news of defeats everywhere. How much longer will we be able to hold up? They still approach. They will be here soon. The city is preparing. The men collect weapons and gather at night to hold whispered councils. The man, as a guard, also have a duty. When they arrive, the beef mafia will fight too.

The pendulum is swinging, swinging. The man can always hear the creaking as metal rubs against wood. Slowly, slowly it descends toward him. A fraction of a millimeter every minute. Now the man can detect fear in YLC eyes. He knows his fate. He sees the blade swinging, death descending upon him slowly, slowly... The man chuckle. Now does he wish that he had fallen into the hole? It seems welcome now compared to what he now faces.

The city is preparing for the impending attack of Pork, but the man watch over the prisoner still. Both of them are waiting: White Eyes with growing dread and The man with growing impatience. How much longer will this take? But the man knows that in the end, the waiting will be rewarded. The man will see the pain in his face as the blade digs into his flesh, slowly descending toward his heart. At last the infidel will receive his doom.

Now is the time. The pendulum swings just centimeters above his chest. He is beginning to get desperate. He exhales every time the blade swings over him, trying to avoid the fatal blade. Now the blade touches his shirt, shredding it. The mans rubs his hands together and watch as he frantically struggles with his bonds.

He grabs the remnants of the meat the man had provided him with and starts rubbing it on the ropes holding him down. The man think he is going crazy. But then the rats swarm over him. The man can tell that they are gnawing on the meat-saturated ropes. The man curses silently. Why did I have to leave meat? The rats begin to gnaw and with that White Eyes look at the man straight in the eyes and smiles for he has won the beef mafia will get no pleasure from this. White Eyes has won and with that final victory he dies.

White_eyes is dead

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After watching the news of two new murders, the citizens hurried to the meeting. As usual, they checked the letter on the door.

First one reads.

Greetings to our fellow friends of this Meat-Loving town. It is we, the true Mafia, just popping in and leaving a little message for you all and your angry pet Llama.

We got an trophy this evening for the Winning-Pair of this game. You know them very well and here they are. YLC AND BESKAR!!!

Yes, we, the true Mafia would have to nominate these two fantastic individuals as honorary members of our very mafia. You want to KNOW WHY? Very well, I will tell you all.

These lovers provided our Mafia with all the information we need to ensure victory in this game. I will explain to you, RIGHT NOW, how this was achieved.

BESKAR Beskar beskar, where-ever you go, pro-town members follow you like bees to a flower. You are truly a Mafia’s best-friend. Even when you name us, no one will ever take it seriously! You are doomed to a life of preaching to a brick wall.

YLC Ylc ylc, without you, we wouldn’t have been able to deal with you and your colleagues. You ever wonder why we would leave Beskar in the game, it is because he attracts your rogue elements of so-called “justice” like a pretty flower to a bee. Who would actually go out of their way, to role-block him on the first night? Henchman Obvious had the conclusion it was you, and we agreed. Look at how it turned out. If that wasn’t enough, you pulled the arms of your colleagues, in some of perverted-justice to slay the foolish harmless flower, and with a flick of the wrist and with a can of Fly-Spray, they were quickly handled as well.

This is why, you shouldn’t bring in your personal grudges when you are a fish in a shallow fish-tank surrounded by cats. It exposes you like a rash on the skin of an albino, people can see you for what you are for miles around.

So, I propose a toast to these fabulous new honorary members. YLC and Beskar. Hurahh.

That reminds me, while we appreciate the love letters, can you write something more than “kill Beskar”?

And the second one reads.

[I]"Lone Wanderer" AKA was the "Rubbish Truckers"
pevergreen is a village idiot. Sasaki is guilty. Beskar is always suspicious.
Now, jokes aside let's reveal the real culprit. Cultured Drizzt fan is a pure Beef-eater and about the "offer you can't refuse", I will not give in to your threats.

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This time, the Llama was eating the dead bother, right in front of the door.. Citizens who came early hesitated to enter...

"Oh just come in! Whats wrong with you all today? Why are you looking so pale?" said Heshe... Supposingly smiling.

"Heshe.. we are not feeling well today.. I think we should postpone the meeting.."

"Come in" said Heshe. This time, much more calmly.. However its eyes were staring right at the citizens instead of boringly looking at the dead body.

"But we..."

http://salamandercandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/llama-obey.jpg

There was no point, resisting a vampire, meet eating, tyrannical llama. So they all sat down, still looking slightly pale..

"As you can see, this body over here is White_eyes.. You would recognize him because, I havn't eated him at all... He stinks. And the body over here is Besker. He was disgunstingly mixed, but he was edible. Now get to work! :whip:"

Worried about the Llama coming over to exterminate the human being, the citizens started to discuss.

Alive 11/25
pevergreen
Greyblades
ATPG (replaced for Tiberius of the Drake)
AVSM
Cultured Drittz Fan
Death is Yonder
Captain Blackadder
Atheotes
Splitpersonality
Caius
Yaropolk

Killed 10/25
Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2
Diana Abnoba (Killed by Chicken Mafia) N3
taka (Killed by pork mafia) N3
GH (Killed by Beef mafia) N3
White_eyes (Killed by Beef mafia) N4
Besker (Killed by pork mafia) N4

Jailed (Lynched) 4/25
ATPG
Tratorix
Wishazu
Shinseikhaan

Start Day 5! Day will end in 24 hours :bow: