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The Stranger
12-08-2009, 22:14
So here's the deal. There was this cheesefarmer's daughter right. Now I'm 19 and she's 12. I've been with girls before, I think she has never had a boyfriend. She came up to me and here it comes, she offered my a 60+ old cheese. What do you guys think? Too old? Or should I go for it. I mean, I could wait for another year... but... I'm not sure. What to do???
ajaxfetish
12-08-2009, 22:21
Definitely too old. A cheese like that should only be eaten by someone 18 or younger.

Ajax
A Very Super Market
12-08-2009, 22:31
Was it purposefully aged? Otherwise, you might end up with Casu Marzu...
The Stranger
12-08-2009, 22:48
I think it aged with quite a purpose yes. She teached at the royal acadamy of Cheese. She was decorated with a medal of Edammer Honour. She had 3 children who all became quite succesful. So yes... I'd say she purposefully aged.

ps she's also a ChILF...
Csargo
12-08-2009, 22:51
Cheese is cheese. Though I think we discuss cheese too much around these parts. That's probably because I'm not getting any cheese. :confused:
Viking
12-08-2009, 22:52
ps she's also a ChILF...

Wow..go for it. :yes:
The Stranger
12-08-2009, 22:57
Cheese is cheese. Though I think we discuss cheese too much around these parts. That's probably because I'm not getting any cheese. :confused:

but there you make the common non-cheeseknowing person mistake. Cheese is not just Cheese. Every piece of cheese is different. They look different, they have different feelings, some Cheese smell like fish and others have little to no odour, others again smell pleasantly Cheesy. You have to treasure every piece of Cheese that you will ever lay eyes, hands or tongue on.
Boohugh
12-08-2009, 23:20
but there you make the common non-cheeseknowing person mistake. Cheese is not just Cheese. Every piece of cheese is different.

And that is exactly why you should try every piece of cheese you can get your hands on, to get a feel for the whole range that exists! :laugh4:

Edit: Just make sure you avoid the ones that are...you know...clearly too mouldy!
Mithrandir
12-08-2009, 23:27
https://img461.imageshack.us/img461/9619/camel25ps.jpg
The Stranger
12-08-2009, 23:27
i dont like cheese with to much fat either

also make sure they don't have any CTD's
The Stranger
12-08-2009, 23:28
https://img461.imageshack.us/img461/9619/camel25ps.jpg

I lol'd back at ya.
Csargo
12-08-2009, 23:41
but there you make the common non-cheeseknowing person mistake. Cheese is not just Cheese. Every piece of cheese is different. They look different, they have different feelings, some Cheese smell like fish and others have little to no odour, others again smell pleasantly Cheesy. You have to treasure every piece of Cheese that you will ever lay eyes, hands or tongue on.

Yes, but on the inside all cheese is that same.
caravel
12-09-2009, 00:01
Ok you need to adult about this. Every decent cheese needs a decent drink. Take some cheap cabernet sauvignon or a half decent syrah. A 60+ year old cheese needs a certain class of beverage to wash it down.
Lemur
12-09-2009, 00:06
Geez, a fifteen-year-old cheese (http://www.jsonline.com/entertainment/78571202.html) will set you back $50/pound, I can't even imagine what a sixty-year-old cheese is gonna cost ya.
miotas
12-09-2009, 02:02
My favourite cheese is a good dependable cheddar, not going to knock your socks off, but it's never going to let you down either. Now, there's nothing quite like a good Italian, they will knock your socks off, but after they've blown your mind once or twice, you very quickly get sick of them.
Beefy187
12-09-2009, 02:13
Taking a 60+ years old cheese is every cheese lovers dream.
Go for it if you have the power to take it like a man. :yes:
The Stranger
12-09-2009, 02:18
now there's a man who knows what he's talking about... and ofcourse... camels.
Azathoth
12-09-2009, 02:39
I hate cheese. The only cheese I can stomach is processed mozzarella made from milk cultures and sometimes cheddar.
ajaxfetish
12-09-2009, 04:09
I hate cheese. The only cheese I can stomach is processed mozzarella made from milk cultures and sometimes cheddar.

You have my sympathy, you poor, sad, soul.
:sad:

Ajax
pevergreen
12-09-2009, 04:15
do it
?????
profit
Husar
12-09-2009, 08:33
I'm missing a dirty link somewhere.

I'd look at the "use by"-date.
The Stranger
12-09-2009, 11:58
oooh.. nice one husar, good idea, im going to take some voyeur pictures of her oke! peek into her fridge will she's sleeping
Boohugh
12-09-2009, 13:27
If you're really lucky you may find yourself dreaming about her giving you cheese then you'll wake up and it's actually happening! :Zzzz:
Monk
12-09-2009, 13:27
I'd look at the "use by"-date.

If there's no mold then he needs to be bold.
Veho Nex
12-09-2009, 17:22
Wait...

So let me get this straight.... This 12 year old girl offered you some fantastic 60+ year old cheese....
Hmmm.... if its really good looking cheese... go for it.
Ferret
12-09-2009, 18:43
Cheese is cheese. Though I think we discuss cheese too much around these parts. That's probably because I'm not getting any cheese. :confused:

awwww Ichi, I'll give you cheese whenever you want :wink: :clown:
Strike For The South
12-09-2009, 20:46
you are now getting my vote for best frontroom contributer.

Good show my friend. Good show
Ja'chyra
12-09-2009, 21:45
Wait, I thought we were talking about puppy love and now it's moved on to cheese.

Is there a reason for this apart from someone needs to wash more?

Damn, never noticed this was the spoof thread.
Subotan
12-09-2009, 21:59
Hmm, casualty-bait.
The Stranger
12-09-2009, 23:14
you are now getting my vote for best frontroom contributer.

Good show my friend. Good show

thank you strike. ofcourse that was never my intention, it is all about the cheese

:sweatdrop:
Csargo
12-10-2009, 00:51
awwww Ichi, I'll give you cheese whenever you want :wink: :clown:

Not sure if want :inquisitive:
CountArach
12-10-2009, 08:43
Thread of the year?
Husar
12-10-2009, 08:47
Thread of the year?

That sounds cheesy.
Azathoth
12-10-2009, 08:56
Thread of the year?

The very suggestion curdles my blood.

I'm not good at puns.
edyzmedieval
12-10-2009, 11:01
Cheesy. Soooo cheesy, going for a 12 year old?
pevergreen
12-10-2009, 11:03
You know, I've met The Stranger...

and I wouldn't put it past him, the charming :daisy:.

:beam:
The Stranger
12-10-2009, 11:46
twelve year old cheese, 20, 60 or 100 year old cheese... cheese is cheese and ill go for cheese anyday!

infact ill post some of my favorite cheeses later on.

ps pever you liked it when i shared some of my cheese with you, seeing how things were for you back than, with the local cheeseshortage of over 2 years.

edit now i think of it, you and ehm damn i forgot is .org nick, he's from sydney, called richard... well you 2 are the only .orgahs that met me... god bless australia!
The Stranger
12-10-2009, 17:07
as promised, here's one of my favorite Cheeses (https://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9386/cheesexa.jpg)!
Ja'chyra
12-10-2009, 18:14
as promised, here's one of my favorite Cheeses (https://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9386/cheesexa.jpg)!

Angelena Jole-erdammer
The Stranger
12-10-2009, 20:42
no its Adriana Limedammer
pevergreen
12-11-2009, 01:49
edit now i think of it, you and ehm damn i forgot is .org nick, he's from sydney,well you 2 are the only .orgahs that met me... god bless australia!

I think that was Rythmic. CA is the other orgah around our age, and you didnt meet him.
Ibrahim
12-11-2009, 07:41
So here's the deal. There was this cheesefarmer's daughter right. Now I'm 19 and she's 12. I've been with girls before, I think she has never had a boyfriend. She came up to me and here it comes, she offered my a 60+ old cheese. What do you guys think? Too old? Or should I go for it. I mean, I could wait for another year... but... I'm not sure. What to do???


people age cheese the same reason people age wine.

its ok.

now if you meant the girl: as long as she has passed puberty:clown:
The Stranger
12-11-2009, 11:37
I think that was Rythmic. CA is the other orgah around our age, and you didnt meet him.

yeah rythmic thats him :) nice guy (way nicer than you peve ;))

just kidding, just too bad we went to that ****** movie
pevergreen
12-11-2009, 11:52
Mall cop? That was...yeah, pretty bad.
The Stranger
12-12-2009, 18:10
allright french cheeses are of my list... theyre so rude and arrogant, just refuse to speak anything but french, where ever they are in the world. this french cheese asked me for directions. i know my french is a bit rusty, but i understand every swearword! some nerve insulting someone that is giving you directions... i send her to the toastyfactory :evil:
Prussian to the Iron
12-13-2009, 00:05
hilarious enough by itself, but even more funny considering that it is right above my thread! not anymore now though...
Major Robert Dump
12-13-2009, 05:22
You can take it, but people are gonna start calling you CheddoBear. If you can live with that, go for it.
Azathoth
12-13-2009, 05:54
You can take it, but people are gonna start calling you CheddoBear. If you can live with that, go for it.

I heard there was cheese around here.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/pedobear_drool.jpg
pevergreen
12-13-2009, 08:07
Less chan please.
Major Robert Dump
12-13-2009, 08:18
http://www.watongacheesefestival.com/

I never miss it, it's just up the street.










Okay, I miss it. Almost every year.