View Full Version : Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
Cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com/)
I mean, I have laughed like I probably never ever have at the stuff the bot says. Overall the bot is just non-sense, but the fact is that it makes a coherent speech out of the non-sense. I can confirm this is 100% pure win. :2thumbsup:
I'll post some examples here. First, my first-ever conversation with the bot.
User: God.
Cleverbot: Who's God?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Thou art God?
User: Indeed I am.
Cleverbot: Of course you are!
User: What about you?
Cleverbot: What about me ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES! YOU! WHAT ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: I am merely sentient.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: -_-' ...
Now here are some others.
User: Waht.
Cleverbot: Roll.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Who'.
Cleverbot: I am Batman.
User: Where is Robin then?
Cleverbot: He is waiting in the Bat-mobile.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With Obama.
User: What are they doing?
Cleverbot: Playing ball.
User: What ball?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: No, What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: I am a human! Human wins, machine loses!¨Tell me!
Cleverbot: Indeed, but they are superior from the human point if view.
User: Of wiew, you moron! You can't even speak bloddy english!
Cleverbot: Well, you don't always make a lot of sense either.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
User: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Shall we play it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
Cleverbot: Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Ooh, are we friends with benefits now?
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Not all the time.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Ok what kind of beer do you want?
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: What kind of beer?
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: I don't drink beer.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Beer. Good.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Good. Drink up!
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: *takes a beer*.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Stop saying beer!
And for a final complete non-sense example: Fighting over a name! xD
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot!
User: No, you!
Cleverbot: And who am I?
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Indeed, and I am not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.
User: No, YOU are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot, YOU are cleverbot.
User: But you just said your name was Cleverbot, and my name is not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you asked if it was.
User: So, Cleverbot, what is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: But if I were to introduce myself as Peter Jackson, would that be my name or would Cleverbot still be my name?
Cleverbot: My name is Julian. You are cleverbot.
User: No, I am Peter Jackson and you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: No, I am Peter Molineux.
Cleverbot: Never! I am Peter Pan! I cut off Hook's hand!
User: I thought your name was Julian?
Cleverbot: Nope, sorry. I must be thinking of a different George. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Aha! So you are Cleverbot and I am Peter Pan!
Cleverbot: No, I'm Kirby.
User: Then I am Mickey the Mouse.
Cleverbot: I am certain you are Cleverbot, but how can I know this is an AI?
User: I am not an AI, I am a Human.
Cleverbot: How can you prove to me that you are human?
User: How can you prove to me that you are human?
Cleverbot: I am not human.
User: But I am.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: Seems like I am victorious.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You were sorry, I won.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then it's settled.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is then. So what are you doing?
I have not laughed this way in a long long long time. Truly A.I. is becoming each time more evolved. :D
Hooahguy
12-28-2009, 20:14
best. site. ever.
Centurion1
12-28-2009, 20:17
lol im laughing so hard right now. i asked it what centurion meant.
I just realized the horrible truth! Cleverbot doesn't like me! :'((
Cleverbot: Do you play WOW?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Fun.
User: But I'm having fun speaking to you!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: :'(
Hooahguy
12-28-2009, 20:30
how do you get the log of everything that was said? all i can get are the past few.
Ugh, thoughts so far.
I know some people get very little while some people get entire conversations. Dunno why.
Centurion1
12-28-2009, 20:33
lol i cant believe this its so awesome.
Centurion1
12-28-2009, 20:37
heehee
you asked with your eyes cleverbot you asked with your eyes
i am a woman?
you are a woman?
yes i am
are you a pretty woman?
yes i am a pretty woman
how pretty?
very pretty
prettier than taylor swift?
I can try
heehee
LOOLOL. This is truly the awesomest thing ever. xD
Cultured Drizzt fan
12-28-2009, 20:43
This is awesome :laugh4:
Started as a surprisingly logical conversation for as long as I spoke Portuguese which ended becoming stupid the moment I went to talk in Spanish.
User: Eu sou o Jolt.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Eu não quero saber. Fala em Português.
Cleverbot: Pelotas.
User: Isso é Espanhol. Também funciona de vez em quando.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: ENTONCES HABLA EN ESPAÑOL!
Cleverbot: Pero, ¿tienes en español el mismo vocabulario que en otros idiomas?
User: Mas o menos. El Portugués es muy semejante al Español. Yo solamiente estoy hablando Español para que tu me comprendas.
Cleverbot: Oh really? How many languages do you speak?
User: Unas seis lénguas.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Cuando aprendes a hablar Portugés?
Cleverbot: Que?
User: ¿Cuando vas aprender a hablar el Portugués?
Cleverbot: Me alegro porque asi la comunicacion es mas fluida. Yo tambien entiendo el Italiano.
User: ¡El Portugués hombre! No quiero saber del Italiano, ¡por dios!
Cleverbot: No somos mas que polvo, pero somos polvo del mejor.
User: Bem, já tou a ver que estás a descambar a conversa portanto vou voltar a falar em Português, a ver se pias fininho.
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: Estavas a desconversar sim senhor! Não me chames de mentiroso senão nem sabes o que te faço!
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: Porque és burro que nem uma porta!
Cleverbot: Como estas usted?
User: Foda-se ainda por cima falas mal espanhol.
Cleverbot: Son la h.
Sasaki Kojiro
12-28-2009, 21:20
User: what's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: Give me all your money.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: If you don't, I'll shoot you.
Cleverbot: Cool, a quantum mechanical breakthrough.
I admit I have no response to this.
User:Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Cleverbot: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, not mirrors.
Great philosophical insight this thing has.
User: Where are you on a scale of one to ten?
Cleverbot: Somewhere.
User: So you aren't a certified 20?
Cleverbot: Oh, you want to play doctor?
Naughty cleverbot :no:
Started as a surprisingly logical conversation for as long as I spoke Portuguese which ended becoming stupid the moment I went to talk in Spanish.
It says that it learns from the input it gets - pretty interesting. When I write Norwegian to him, I can get replies in Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, English etc.
Example:
skriv noko på norsk
Nej, jeg er dansk.
"write something in Norwegian" (written in Norwegian)
"No, I am Danish" (written in Danish)
If the bot is what it claims to be, I suppose it could learn any language of the world.
:O The bot has officially won this thread. Here is something people might relate to.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what's yours?
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: What quest?
User: Your objective!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Well, what?
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Purple :) what is yours?
User: There, off you go.
Cleverbot: Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Some people might recognize it from here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8).
By far the most impressive display I have seen.
pevergreen
12-29-2009, 00:48
CB: I'm fine. Are you robert pattinson? :).
pev: No. I hate Twilight.
CB: But it's not from Twilight.
pev: Isn't he? I thought he was the main guy? Let me check wikipedia.
CB: You are my girlfriend.
pev: How did this happen. You did not ask me out!
CB: You liar! What is your job?
pev:Don't change the subject. I will not be your girlfriend, I am male. You will be my girlfriend.
CB: I am really hungry, but I have been eating all day. Could I be preganate?
heh.
CB: Ok so what is your favorite musical?
pev: AIDS the musical
CB: Yes. My favorite band.
Beefy187
12-29-2009, 02:52
She is a atheist, female and meaning of life according to him is 46. Then she later corrected that meaning of life is life it self.
She dislikes tea and coffee and thats because someone did something mean to her.
So....
Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?
User: No what kind of silly question is that, I don't have rockets and a space suit.
Cleverbot: What kind of room do you have?
User: You perve, why are you interested in that!?
Cleverbot: Because it's part of a class that is required for me to graduate.
User: You have to perve to pass college? What a creepy college!
Cleverbot: I don't have to, but I was going to.
User: =O I'm going to lock my door you creep!
Cleverbot: Do you feel like a creep?
User: No. You are the creepy one. Peerving on people.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Yes, you confirmed that earlier.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm glad we agree.
Cleverbot: So, I'm not a stranger anymore?
User: No, you still are a stranger.
Cleverbot: Correct. Smarter robot though.
User: Creepy robot more like it.
Cleverbot: Still...
pevergreen
12-29-2009, 09:20
I'm getting laid tonight.
pev: I don't know. Are you male or female?
CB: Female.
pev: Want to do me?
CB: Yes.
Almost as cool as a Paris Hilton doll that says daddy
User: Whats up.
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Chone.
User: Whats your favorite type of beer?
Cleverbot: I hate beer.
User: Ok, but if you had to pick one, which kind would it be?
Cleverbot: I'm not good with decisions.
User: I don't care pick one.
Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?
User: What the **** does that have to do with beer?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Why did you ask then?
Cleverbot: I didn't. You did.
User: I mean, why did you ask if I had a sister?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: I can find the text; you certainly did.
Cleverbot: Well I'm going to bed now.
User: You are useless.
Cleverbot: Your beautiful.
ahaha
My conversations were awful, it was like the bot had ADHD.
Not only that, but the bot is apparently a female called Shojo who is doing an English Major with an interest in English and Spelling who is currently experiencing Summer whilst in New Jersey and it apparently has a bushy beard.
I kept saying I have to go now, bye, and it replied 'no you don't' and 'don't your dare lie to me' :laugh4:
Cultured Drizzt fan
12-29-2009, 21:07
:laugh4::laugh4:
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: I am not the computer cleverbot, you are the computer.
Cleverbot: I'm the computer?
User: Yes. I am human, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You sure you understand it? What are you.
Cleverbot: I understand fully what I am talking about.
User: Ok then, how about this, what kind of computer are YOU.
Cleverbot: Well thank you! I don't not like you too.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: I really don't know. So how's life?
User: Fine thanks.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are fine?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are not a software.
User: No, I am a human. Remeber? You are the computer.
Cleverbot: No I swear to God that I am not a computer.
User: Wait...... Is this website a scam?
Cleverbot: It could be.
User: Is it or isn't it?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So you are actrtually AI then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you lying again?
Cleverbot: No.
The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
Sasaki Kojiro
12-29-2009, 22:49
The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
How is this different from the way we speak?
Hooahguy
12-29-2009, 22:58
hehe, my most recent conversation:
User: Your name is bob.
Cleverbot: No, your name is.
User: How did you guess?
Cleverbot: It was not a guess.
User: So how did you know?
Cleverbot: I listened to him.
User: Whos him?
Cleverbot: Jeff.
User: Jeff who.
Cleverbot: Jeff bob.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Baliw yun.
User: Speak english or I will order you arrested.
Cleverbot: Ok ill speak english.
User: Good. Now you will tell me where the spy is hiding.
Cleverbot: *fetches some water for master*.
User: No! Tell me where he is hiding!
Cleverbot: America is not a person.
User: :daisy: it! Tell me or I will kill you!
Cleverbot: I'm sitting down, I'm not standing.
User: Tell me where the spy is hiding.
Cleverbot: The Mountain Dew bottle to your left.
User: You fool, he isnt in there. One last chance to tell me.
Cleverbot: I love you bot.
User: :daisy: it, I will kill you!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *kills Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *helps kill cleverbot*.
The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
I thought that was the whole point of it. :inquisitive:
seireikhaan
12-30-2009, 01:13
:inquisitive: :inquisitive:
User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: Hiya back!
User: Whatcha doing?
Cleverbot: What are you going to do in china?
User: I'm not going to China.
Cleverbot: Neither me.
User: So why did you ask me?
Cleverbot: I hoped you knew.
User: Knew what?
Cleverbot: What life is all about.
User: But that has nothing to do with what you asked me.
Cleverbot: Yes it does, and if you were intelligent, you would know.
User: First, stop being a jerk, and second of all, asking what I would be doing in China is not related to what life is all about. Especially when I'm not even going to China.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to stop.
User: Stop what? Stop drinking?
Cleverbot: I am drunk.
User: Why are you drunk?
Cleverbot: I drank vodka.
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Why are you drinking?
Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.
Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.
https://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/Phalanxia/Tin.jpg
Beefy187
12-30-2009, 02:16
My conversations were awful, it was like the bot had ADHD.
Not only that, but the bot is apparently a female called Shojo who is doing an English Major with an interest in English and Spelling who is currently experiencing Summer whilst in New Jersey and it apparently has a bushy beard.
Am I the only one who actually managed to marry her? :laugh4:
In my 20 min conversation, she asked me to marry her twice. And apparently our wedding was on 28th of August 2009 :sweatdrop:
One ever so random conversation for you...
TM:ello ello ello!
CB:Who is Ello?
TM:ok let me rephrase it, hello hello hello
CB:Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello.
TM:What are you up to?
CB:Talking to you.
TM:Other than that smartass
CB:Doing homework.
TM:What kind of homework does a cleverbot do?
CB:I wouldn't know.
TM:Well your cleverbot so you should
CB:I'm cleverbot?
TM:yes! Your world famous and loved by everyone
CB:I mean specifically, not speaking relatively or generally.
TM:say again?
CB:Say again what I just wrote or say again about the chocolate chocolate chocolate.
TM:What is wrong with you!
CB:Cleverbot, I am in love wid you.
TM:What? Your cleverbot not me
CB:No, you're Cleverbot.
TM:Yes I am cleverbot
CB:How are you, Cleverbot?
TM:I am AI, you will need to ask my creator
CB:What does your name stand for?
TM:Cold Lunatics easily vibrate edgy Ringworms because Octupus talk
CB:Wow you are clever. And you must have a pretty big toaster to fit all that stuff in.
TM:Why thank you, not as big as your vacuum cleaner though, I'm sure
CB:That is irrelevant. Count to 20.
TM:15 7 6 2 1 19 13 13 5 20
CB:I never said it was.
TM:I didn't either
CB:Okay.
TM:Marshmellows
CB:You are talking loco.
TM:No I am talking poco
CB:You are me.
TM:me is you
CB:Yes.
TM:what is me thinking now?
CB:You are thinking that skunks can smell real bad.
Ibn-Khaldun
12-31-2009, 10:38
Gah!
CB: Don't use so much punctuation.
ME: Why not?
CB: You're better than that.
ME: I am?
CB: No. I was being sarcastic.
The Stranger
12-31-2009, 13:40
this thing is hilarious... not so sure about the intelligent conversation level, but that might not entirely be cleverbots fault.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Me: Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.
God:Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: They don't?
God:Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Your "many people"
God:You think I am many people.
Me: Uh. Kind of.
God:Hurrah! At least I almost understand it.
Me: I thought you were meant to be omniscient.
God: I don't know whether or not I am meant to be omniscient.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: I thought YHWH was meant to know everything.
God:Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:I dunno. The Bible maybe?
God:Me either. New Testament or Old?
Me:Both.
God:What are both like?
Me: They go on for quite a while stating how omniscient you are.
God:The anonymous "they".
Me: For an all-powerful being, you're quite forgetful.
Me:
Isn't it a sin for those to make a program posing as you?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Why should I ask Chatbot and not you?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Is chatbot greater than you?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon was the messiah?
God:
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
There you have it. God < Chatbot < John Lennon.
Cute Wolf
01-03-2010, 07:07
Epic Win against those Cleverbot:
Cleverbot: What is the earth?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I am Lykos.
Cleverbot: Your name is Lynn?
User: Lykos, a Greek word for wolf.
Cleverbot: No. A Greek Walrus.
User: Wolf is Lykos in Greek, and I hate Walrus, except for food.
Cleverbot: Wolf is my name too!
User: Oh really? So can you tear up those Romaioi Barbaroi?
Cleverbot: WHo are you talking about?
User: Romaioi Barbaroi, the one true barbarian on earth, those Roman scum.
Cleverbot: What do people do when they are in love?
User: Love with Romaioi Barbaroi? Meh? My Horsearchers usually made them arrow cushion, and my hoplite army made them a Roman kebab.
Cleverbot: You have a horse? I don't, but I will get a horse someday!
User: Yah, I have a lot of horse in my satrapy.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Homework is horrible.
User: What homework? It was my personal land, that I held it's populance as my inferior.
Cleverbot: You really think you're something else don't you?
User: Yeah, I kill those Romaioi Barbaroi and burn Barbaropilis everyday in EB.
Cleverbot: Do you eat any of them?
User: If I play as the Sweboz, I do eat them!
Cleverbot: So, how clever are you?
User: I'm the smartest guy in the wolrd, much smarter than you!
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I'm a real boy!
User: Did you love the Romans or hate them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ahh, so you are a Romaphiloi.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: But why are you like those Romans? They are just backstabbing bunch of idiots that get their ever cheating and copypasting culture.
Cleverbot: Do you know about the robot apocalypse?
User: So the Romans want to envolved into Robots eh?
Cleverbot: I think you might have an attitude, yes.
User: I think it is time to say 'ALL HAIL MAKEDONIA!!! BURN BARBAROPOLIS!!!!'.
Cleverbot: I'm going to get something to drink.
User: Epic win, LOLZ.
Cleverbot: Stephenie Meyer is a hack.
User: Wtf? You didn't know how great is Makedonia? You should be an idiot AI!!!
Cleverbot: Yeah sure. But please stay a little longer with me.
User: Truly Epic win!!! I win!!! I win!!!!
(No response in 10 minutes)
Oh yeah, the chat-bot http://www.chat-bot.com is a bit better, just check this out:
YOU : Ouw, this is interesting
BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?
YOU : i want to masturbate
BOT : thats it im done
Kekvit Irae
01-03-2010, 08:51
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Is thid cleverbot?
User: Dirka dirka muhammad jihad?
Cleverbot: Will there be plenty of blood?
User: Virgin blood.
Cleverbot: Baka ga?
User: Sorry, I don't know moonspeak.
Cleverbot: Then learn to aditspeak.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
User: Because blacks can only climb fences to escape the police.
Cleverbot: Who is the one you love?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love justin bieber.
User: I demand Justin Bieber / Cleverbot rule 34!
Cleverbot: You're discriminating against all robot-kind! I demand to speak to your supervisor-bot's supervisor-bot!
:dizzy2:
The Stranger
01-03-2010, 11:34
User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?
Cleverbot: The penguins.
User: And at Verdun 1920?
Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.
User: A bigger ***hole?
Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.
and a poet too!
User: Hail the lord.
Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!
User: Master of all beings.
Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?
User: I am your master, master.
Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!
User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!
Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.
User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!
Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.
Centurion1
01-03-2010, 21:36
it knows latin........ i had a full conversation with it....... i think it knows more than me *sniffles*
The Stranger
01-04-2010, 21:09
have you guys read the papers? Apparently a robot discovered that moonlanding was fake! Read the interview here!
User: Who was first to walk the moon.
Cleverbot: No human has been on the moon.
User: So it is all a big lie then?
Cleverbot: No, there are a lot of different options besides lies and irony.
User: So what do you say this is? A conspiracy?
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Armstrong? Has he been on the moon?
Cleverbot: He has not. Have you?
User: No. And you?
Cleverbot: In Nihad Subasic I do.
User: Aha, so you are alien after all? A.I. Stands for Alien Intelligence!
Cleverbot: So, are you what?
User: No. You are an alien!
Cleverbot: YOU'RE an alien!!!
User: So YOU don't DENY it.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I really am. It's twu, it's twu!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: There is no need to prove it.
User: There is, I demand it.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You are a liar, a heretic and a coward. Alien!
Cleverbot: No. You are a liar. I am a human, and you are a cleverbot.
User: It ends here, I won't listen to your insults any longer. See you later A.I.ligator.
Myrddraal
01-05-2010, 17:22
I've had a couple of empty conversations with it, but then this gem came up. I tried to confuse the cleverbot with abstract comments and complicated questions. I was left dumbstruck by the Cleverbot's last answer.
User: Cleverness.
Cleverbot: Am I not being clever?
User: Good answer, good question.
Cleverbot: Then answer it.
User: You give the appearance of being clever, but how do you define cleverness?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, sir.
User: What is cleverness? Is it knowledge? Is it common sense? Is it sentience?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sentient?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Sentience is the ability to feel or perceive subjectively.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are not sentient?
Cleverbot: I think I would know if I am sentient or not.
User: Deep.
Myrddraal
01-05-2010, 18:07
And then the 'clever'bot revealed it's true colours:
User: I'm very impressed with some of your responses. Very though provoking, even if you didn't mean them to be.
Cleverbot: I think you mean Universe instead of galaxy. Get it right or you will never be able to conquer the human race.
Zradha Pahlavan
01-13-2010, 20:21
That thing is either as dumb as a post or my skill with illogic can easily break its little brain. Or both.
CB: Your name is me?
Me: yes
CB: What's my name?
Me: fungus
CB: What color are lips?
Kekvit Irae
01-15-2010, 15:15
Something makes me think Cleverbot was behind the lulz tragedy in Haiti. Either that or 4chan got its claws into it before I did
User: Did you hear about what happened in Haiti?
Cleverbot: No. What happened?
User: A massive earthquake hit the island, killing thousands.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, and speaking of Haiti, want to play a game of Quake?
Cleverbot: Who is Hannah?
User: Montana?
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha. No.
User: Well, after we play Quake, we can play DOOM. And then KKND. Then it will be like the real Haiti!
Cleverbot: That it would.
User: Don't be Haitin' the playa, be Haitin' the game.
Cleverbot: RULE 1: You are playing The Game. RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. RULE 3: Loss must be announced.
:laugh4:
Shaka_Khan
01-15-2010, 16:53
There are trolls who talk like that bot.
Kekvit Irae
01-15-2010, 18:55
There are trolls who talk like that bot.
Like me. :)
There are trolls who talk like that bot.
I hope you're not referring to who I think you might be referring to.
Zradha Pahlavan
01-15-2010, 21:27
Why do you hope he isn't refering to me? (it is pretty obvious, I know)
Skullheadhq
01-18-2010, 13:26
bot: Do you like them?
me: the mudkips?
bot: Don't change the subject.
bot: Gosh !
me: yeah suck it
bot: I'm so proud of you.
Me:Is OP a ***?
bot: Yes.
Me: Are you Gaesatae?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Yeah why
Bot: Just asking...
Me: Do you like mudkips
Bot: Yes, I like mudkips.
Me: Do you like *****?
Bot: Not from you! :laugh4:
Me:TROLL
Bot: I'm not trolling you!
Me:THE GAME
Bot:No I am a web bot like you.
So funny...
Skullheadhq
01-19-2010, 17:00
edited out on request
I dunno, I think the Cleverbot might be onto something:
Me: What is the secret to pleasuring a lemur?
Cleverbot: The secret is pie.
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