What is the Manliest Thing You Do? [Archive]

InsaneApache

12-29-2009, 11:14

Walking around the front room on all fours making horsey noises with a grandkid on my back. Only men can do that. (properly) :2thumbsup:

Veho Nex

12-29-2009, 11:35

Well... One time I cut my foot pretty bad from heel to toe, and the only things I had near me at the time was an old white shirt a bottle of Jack Daniels and a salt shaker. I poured salt on the wound drank the JD and wrapped my shirt around it while I limped to the bus stop to goto the hospital to get it properly fixed.

As to the manliest thing I do all the time... Well... I hold the door open for women?

Furunculus

12-29-2009, 11:44

hiked to the top of Devils Kitchen in north wales wearing a vest.............. in a snowstorm.

Mithrandir

12-29-2009, 12:53

I once broke a fingernail and I hardly cried.

TinCow

12-29-2009, 13:10

I fix things around the house and do carpentry. I also adjust myself regularly in public.

Vladimir

12-29-2009, 14:11

Do war stories count? Total War stories??

KukriKhan

12-29-2009, 14:30

https://jimcee.homestead.com/eye.gif

Walking around the front room on all fours making horsey noises with a grandkid on my back. Only men can do that. (properly) :2thumbsup:

I used to raise and herd human kid-lings too, protecting and providing for them, doing all kinds of disagreeable stuff in the process, day-in and day-out. After that 30-year career, I now just keep my hand in as a hobby, playing hero in the eyes of the grandson.

Hosakawa Tito

12-29-2009, 14:43

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/manlyExplosion2.jpg

These are a few of my favorite things.

Mithrandir

12-29-2009, 14:47

Photoshopping?

Hosakawa Tito

12-29-2009, 14:53

Photoshopping?

Silly wabbit. Real men don't shop, they could lose their Manly license.:sweatdrop:

TinCow

12-29-2009, 14:56

Silly wabbit. Real men don't shop, they could lose their Manly license.:sweatdrop:

What if it's shopping for power tools?

Hosakawa Tito

12-29-2009, 15:04

What if it's shopping for power tools?

I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85vo9FTG8s).

Hooahguy

12-29-2009, 15:05

metal guitarist.
:thrasher:

Mithrandir

12-29-2009, 15:08

I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85vo9FTG8s).

Awesome commercials :laugh4: First time I see them, thank you for enriching my life :bow:

Lemur

12-29-2009, 17:17

InsaneApache

12-29-2009, 17:28

Wait until Beirut reads that! :stare:

:laugh4:

Gregoshi

12-29-2009, 17:31

Wait until Beirut reads that! :stare:

:laugh4:
I think Lemur just won the manliest man thing with that. :laugh4:

Moros

12-29-2009, 17:48

I can keep my throat open while drinking a pint of beer, so I can drink it in one gulp... If that's the correct word?

CrossLOPER

12-29-2009, 18:09

I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.

Hooahguy

12-29-2009, 18:31

I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.
ok thats just stupid.

Gregoshi

12-29-2009, 18:35

I clean toilets...with a BRUSH!

I do laundry too - but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer. :washing:

Mithrandir

12-29-2009, 19:01

but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer. :washing:

The manly setting...

TinCow

12-29-2009, 19:04

The manly setting...

Is that cotton/towels with hot water and a high spin dry speed?

Hosakawa Tito

12-29-2009, 19:08

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

Things just haven't been the same since Monty Python. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0) :beam:

Never wear any clothes that don't have the Manly label.https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/herjob.jpg

Craterus

12-29-2009, 20:16

Leaving the seat up.

InsaneApache

12-29-2009, 21:50

Leaving the seat up.

:sweatdrop:

(Actually, having been in womens clothing for over 15 years, I got a feel of the psyche, just a feel you understand. Anyway, I decided to turn the tables and rant and rave first thing about the **** ******* **** who left the toilet seat down!)

Try it.

No. It didn't work for me either.

Togakure

12-29-2009, 22:02

Shake twice.

Viking

12-29-2009, 23:24

If I told any of you, you'd all feel like women.

Mithrandir

12-29-2009, 23:33

I ate chuck norris for breakfast.... raw.

Samurai Waki

12-29-2009, 23:53

Shave with a rusty spoon.

KukriKhan

12-30-2009, 02:45

Shave with a rusty spoon.

https://jimcee.homestead.com/Beard3.1.jpg

Thermal

12-30-2009, 02:49

Wear A MAN BAG :balloon2:

Gregoshi

12-30-2009, 04:19

The Man Song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdf9-hRt410)

Mithrandir

12-30-2009, 11:47

The manly man (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bc58X_ahMQ) song.

Watchman

12-30-2009, 12:58

I drive trucks and eat steaks made of trucks (http://guapadesign.com/). Wearing mail-order Realman shirts ("shot through with a large-caliber handgun") is reserved for important occasions.

Husar

12-30-2009, 19:22

Wear boots and tuck my jeans in. :smash:

Scienter

12-30-2009, 20:14

Wear boots and tuck my jeans in. :smash:

I do this too, should one of us be worried? :wink:

Crazed Rabbit

12-31-2009, 02:24

Probably getting on a motorcycle not made for long rides and riding from one corner of Washington State to the other, over the Cascade mountain range, in early November, and back. Twice.

CR

Major Robert Dump

12-31-2009, 03:28

I brush my teeth while taking a crap.

I am also building a TruckBoatTruck.

Askthepizzaguy

12-31-2009, 04:14

I belch while farting and picking my nose and coughing up the bones of those who I've slain in glorious battle.

Reverend Joe

12-31-2009, 04:24

I can drink an entire fifth of Old Granddad in a night.

Not sure if that's "manly" or "severe alcoholic," though.

Snite

12-31-2009, 04:47

Shooting at an Iraqi while his RPG sailed a half-foot over my head.

CrossLOPER

12-31-2009, 05:20

ok thats just stupid.
What's so stupid about hard workouts?

Crazed Rabbit

12-31-2009, 06:28

I can drink an entire fifth of Old Granddad in a night.

Not sure if that's "manly" or "severe alcoholic," though.

Sometimes they're one and the same.
:yes:
CR

CrossLOPER

12-31-2009, 06:31

Sometimes they're one and the same.
:yes:
CR

I'm learning.

Snite

12-31-2009, 07:11

What's so stupid about hard workouts?

Yeah, he didn't say he keeps working out until he tears a muscle.

Scienter

12-31-2009, 13:03

Shooting at an Iraqi while his RPG sailed a half-foot over my head.

I think you win. :beam:

The Stranger

12-31-2009, 13:38

[Pleasuring] every hot woman i see.

Thermal

12-31-2009, 17:35

Wear boots and tuck my jeans in. :smash:

That's 3 of us then.... :laugh4:

Snite

12-31-2009, 19:47

I think the implication is that the Stranger is so manly that every woman wants him on sight. [A bit crude for the Frontoom, sorry, Lemur] If any girls are included in the conversation I turn to them and deadpan "Now you know why."

Crazed Rabbit

12-31-2009, 20:31

[Pleasuring] every hot woman i see.

Wow, it must be hard to walk if you trip so much. ~;p

CR

Lemur

12-31-2009, 20:56

Shooting at an Iraqi while his RPG sailed a half-foot over my head.
Yes, I believe the thread has a winner. Doesn't get any manlier than shooting and being shot at.

Major Robert Dump

01-01-2010, 00:38

I got shot. But I didn't shoot back. I ran like a little ***** because I was unarmed. Can I get like 4th runner-up?

Askthepizzaguy

01-01-2010, 00:48

How'd all that go down? :inquisitive:

Beskar

01-01-2010, 01:59

I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85vo9FTG8s).

Wait, Light Beer in a manly thread? Get out of here.

Subotan

01-01-2010, 02:07

I listen to Frank Zappa albums, and enjoy them.

Weebeast

01-03-2010, 07:36

I wash dishes by hand without wearing gloves.

miotas

01-03-2010, 09:09

I pick up snakes and spiders with my bare hands, and run like a little scaredy girl from angry koalas.

EDIT

I wash dishes by hand without wearing gloves.
Who washes?

mountaingoat

01-03-2010, 09:45

post on an internet forum

CCRunner

01-03-2010, 10:23

I can build a paper football in under 30 seconds :beam:

Also, I get a lot of ingrown toenails so I just cut them out myself with a pocket knife now :2thumbsup:

The Stranger

01-03-2010, 11:15

not use soft toiletpaper but the bark fresh of the seqoia tree i just chopped down with only my dad, Beirut "The Axe" Moderator.

miotas

01-03-2010, 11:23

not use soft toiletpaper but the bark fresh of the seqoia tree i just chopped down with only my dad, Beirut "The Axe" Moderator.

Sandy Dunny Paper (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5kctaLxq18). That oughta sting ya ring.

Weebeast

01-03-2010, 11:27

Who washes?

I, first in time or order; the first, chief, the most eminent, distinguished, or noble; the first man, first person, man of the house, the man.

Samurai Waki

01-03-2010, 11:42

So as Im standing in the shower, mulling my thoughts over a beer, I realized something. I saw an episode of Seinfeld, where Kramer gets a garbage disposer in his shower, and that seems like a great idea.

Gregoshi

01-03-2010, 17:17

Sandy Dunny Paper (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5kctaLxq18). That oughta sting ya ring.
I'm wiping away the tears from laughing so hard. :laugh4: :2thumbsup: I gotta share that one. Thanks miotas! :applause:

pevergreen

01-04-2010, 04:15

Chasers have some good stuff, thats for sure.

I just watched season 3, them getting that guy to let them drive him to PARIS from London...

:laugh4:

drone

01-04-2010, 06:06

I get creatures of the canine persuasion to drag my carcass several miles in sub-freezing temperatures for the purpose of racing entertainment. Beats my day job. :shrug:

Snite

01-04-2010, 08:36

I get creatures of the canine persuasion to drag my carcass several miles in sub-freezing temperatures for the purpose of racing entertainment. Beats my day job. :shrug:

Winner and new champion.

Cyclops

01-05-2010, 03:18

I fell down the back steps the other day (not that manly-I was sober) and knocked myself out on a brick wall but when I came too I headed out for a steak with my mates. Is that manly or concussed?

I cook a bit, and I make a manly steak, but thats offset by my non-dairy gluten-free chocolate cake (hey I'm amnly and caring about other's dietry requirments).

So I'm sticking with "avoiding neccesary medical attention" as my most manly attribute.

Strike For The South

01-05-2010, 09:55

All the alcohol that the good reverend drinks plus all the girls Rythmic bags and you'll have my typicall tuesday

pevergreen

01-05-2010, 10:19

plus all the girls Rythmic bags and you'll have my typicall tuesday

The current Pyschonaut?

Weebeast

01-05-2010, 10:23

I cook a bit, and I make a manly steak, but thats offset by my non-dairy gluten-free chocolate cake (hey I'm amnly and caring about other's dietry requirments).

So I'm sticking with "avoiding neccesary medical attention" as my most manly attribute.

OMG me too. Nothing oozes manliness more than beansprouts.