Shutting up my macbook

[Fragony]

Stupid thing stop talking. Quit when i ask you to, how do I turn this off, quit seems to a bit too hard for this smart machine.

QUIET I SAID IT, ****, STOP TALKING

NO it isn't smart when your browser keeps reseting to top position, it's unworkable. How do I turn this off.

[Tellos Athenaios]

Any number of these will do:

turn off the sound;
turn off/de-install whatever it is that annoys you;
install something that doesn't annoy you and use that instead.

Can't give much other advice/reply without some clues as to what is not shutting up and what is this unworkable browser you speak of.

[Fragony]

Well a full reboot finally shut the thing up. Worst feature ever.

[Husar]

You really like posting riddles, don't you Frag? ~;)

[Fragony]

It started talking again, and I don't enjoy it's company. How do I shut up my macbook, last time a reboot did it.

FFS quit voiceover utility, that means I want it to stop, ****

GAWD I PUSHED ON IT, QUIT VOICEOVER UTILITY, SO **** QUIT QUIT QUIT

[Tellos Athenaios]

Hmm... From News Of the Weird: "A cure for annoying Macbooks" (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?80840-News-of-the-Weird&p=2436091&viewfull=1#post2436091).

Once you just would have laughed at it but now you understand. ~;)

[Fragony]

Don't tempt me, it just won't shut up. I can press quit all I want but Apple simply doesn't understand I do no not want to use this, it's a hassle I want a working computer, not the latest Apple invention.

OH **** **** **** . QUIT MEANS QUIT. ALWAYS. **** **** ****

edit: and now a reboot does the trick again, there is a reason I payed some extra money, I want something that works you *****, I need something that works, burn in hell.

[LeftEyeNine]

Lads, I understand the frustration some 0-1ial annoyance can bring indeed but please try to refrain from squirting around hastily. Grab some daisies and comfort yourself. :daisy:

:bow:

[naut]

Supposedly this is how to turn it off. (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080408173759AAodqQH)

[Xiahou]

I think I could get it to stop with this. The most important item in any IT guy's toolkit.....https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3870/malletrubbern.jpg
:smash::smash::smash:

[Fragony]

Tap here and win a new macbook!!!!






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but command f5 shut the thing up, what the hell were they thinking

[Megas Methuselah]

This is kind of funny.