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Hooahguy
02-28-2010, 16:42
ok so there is this hot girl in my grade who im sorta interested.
but one thing: she is obsessed with the show "Greek."
so would it be ok to watch an episode or two so ill have a conversation piece with her, or is that too girly-ish?
as they always say, bros before :daisy:.
Louis VI the Fat
02-28-2010, 16:52
manliness question
Well mine is really big and all the girls start to scream and
...wait, some show. Nah, don't watch that crock. Girls don't want guys to talk girlie stuff. They are more attracted to guys smelling of fresh sweat, straight of a football pitch, talking about the game. Bees don't come running to flowers smelling like bees, they need flowers smelling of flowers.
Edit: unless the show is a big thing for her. You can watch the show and have her share all her excitement about all the events in the show with you, as a sign of interest in what moves her. That's sweet.
Only if you make her watch Battlestar Galactica.
Hooahguy
02-28-2010, 17:12
Edit: unless the show is a big thing for her. You can watch the show and have her share all her excitement about all the events in the show with you, as a sign of interest in what moves her. That's sweet.
as i said, shes obsessed with it. we dont share many interests, so i thought maybe, if im desperate enough, this was a way to get closer.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
02-28-2010, 17:22
So you have nothing in common, you just want to get into her pants.
More dog-like than manly, that.
Notwithstanding, if you have nothing in common your personality will not impress her. So, I suggest flipping car tyres, beating up bullies, that sort of thing.
Something involving a sledgehammer maybe?
Hooahguy
02-28-2010, 17:27
So you have nothing in common, you just want to get into her pants.
well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.
I had no idea what you were talking about, so I had to look it up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_%28TV_series%29). Sheesh. This is what I get for watching so little TV. I don't think this is a question of manliness so much as discretion; if all you might have in common is a sitcom, how do you figure the two of you should be together?
Take it from a lemur who's been there and done that—taste matters. A lot. A hot girl with terrible aesthetics and bad taste will grate on your nerves before long. Not worth it.
Hooahguy
02-28-2010, 18:04
im not looking for a relationship. im almost done with high school, and we'll be off on our separate ways.
In all serious, make a deal with her. Watch this show, on condition that she watches one of your favourite shows with you (Obviously, you'll have to pick one that she might like, not "Super Flying Israeli Tank Adventures")
Louis VI the Fat
02-28-2010, 18:21
Come on, Hooah's only eighteen. He doesn't need to marry this girl. He's only trying to get to make out with her. He's a nice guy, we'll assume he takes a shower every day, so what's so wrong about his having a teen crush on some girl. Always, always respect a girl, in every aspect, respect her boundaries, and respect her before and after she told you off. Other than that, it's fair game.
Does the shiksa(?) know you want to get into her pants? Girls are fascinated by guys who want them. Well, not the wolf-whistling, I'd-hit-on-anything-with-a-skirt type. But all around nice guys who would by any 'objective' standard be a logical match, yes.
Don't watch some silly show. That's her life already. Offer her something new, something exciting. Drag her into your world, show her a good time, and don't pretend that you do not want to get into her pants. On the contrary, make sure she knows that there is nothing in the whole world you find more attractive, covet more, than her.
Gregoshi
02-28-2010, 19:11
Psi. It probably won't matter one Iota in your potential relationship, but don't throw in the Tau yet. Watch the show. You never know, you might become her Alpha Dog and her Omega Man. ~D
Megas Methuselah
02-28-2010, 19:47
Hey, it's all cool. A girl made me watch Grey's Anatomy for a while, but the thing is: you have to dispell all hatred of the show while watching. Try to convince your mind that you actually enjoy the damn thing. Try to enjoy the "funny" parts, but don't laugh too loudly. Try a manly chuckle, instead.
Hooahguy
02-28-2010, 20:14
Does the shiksa(?) know you want to get into her pants? Girls are fascinated by guys who want them. Well, not the wolf-whistling, I'd-hit-on-anything-with-a-skirt type. But all around nice guys who would by any 'objective' standard be a logical match, yes.
Don't watch some silly show. That's her life already. Offer her something new, something exciting. Drag her into your world, show her a good time, and don't pretend that you do not want to get into her pants. On the contrary, make sure she knows that there is nothing in the whole world you find more attractive, covet more, than her.
a "shiksa" is a non-jewish girl btw, and shes jewish, so just pointing out...
she doesnt know i want to get in her pants, or she hides that she knows very well.
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?
not a bad idea Louis.
Louis VI the Fat
02-28-2010, 20:23
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something? That's it, yeah. She needs to see you torture your guitar, not watching girlie shows.
Centurion1
02-28-2010, 21:21
well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.
we are in high school it is in fact notoriously easy.
ok so there is this hot girl in my grade who im sorta interested.
but one thing: she is obsessed with the show "Greek."
so would it be ok to watch an episode or two so ill have a conversation piece with her, or is that too girly-ish?
as they always say, bros before :daisy:.
You openly admitted to watching glee not so long ago, you bear no limits, no problems I don't think. :wink:
Strike For The South
03-01-2010, 00:48
Um no.
Just go up and talk to her.
The are of small talk....
Centurion1
03-01-2010, 00:54
honestly if you want this girl you should probably just ask her out. take her to a movie. the rest will follow. if she dont have a boyfriend you should be golden
Hooahguy
03-01-2010, 01:39
You openly admitted to watching glee not so long ago, you bear no limits, no problems I don't think. :wink:
only with girls, remember that.
Strike For The South
03-01-2010, 01:42
You really can't just make small talk with her?
Hell, both of you are Jewish thats a good half hour of talk right there.
Hooahguy
03-01-2010, 01:43
Hell, both of you are Jewish thats a good half hour of talk right there.
genius. :laugh4:
tibilicus
03-01-2010, 03:05
Do the ends justify the means? Is the potential prospect of getting in her pants worth the temporary lose of all man hood by watching what looks like the lamest teen drama to be on tv since Dawsons Creek?
You tell me, you've seen the girl.
You openly admitted to watching glee not so long ago, you bear no limits, no problems I don't think. :wink:
Whoa there! nothing wrong with a bit of Glee. It's a class show. Kind of. Well not really. I just like the bright colours.
I don't think watching Greek will damage you manliness, it doesn't look like a particularly girly show, just mind numbingly boring. I suppose it will provide incentive you to get your end away quicker so as to break the tedium though.
I never get the whole men must do "manly" things anyway, half the time when I see it I just think they're over compensating for something else.:laugh4:
Um no.
Just go up and talk to her.
The are of small talk....
Bah small talk. Real men just flex to get women's attention.
Strike For The South
03-01-2010, 06:48
Bah small talk. Real men just flex to get women's attention.
Not all of us are as pretty as you
only with girls, remember that.
lies
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-01-2010, 15:18
well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.
Well, just take her out to a movie then; spend a little money on her. I don't personally condone dating girls just for necking and nooky but if that's what you want, and she's game, then it won't be hard. Either she's up for it, in which case she'll judge you on your looks, or she isn't up for it, in which case no ammount of effort will get you anywhere.
If you really are just in it for sex, that is.
Also, Glee is perfectly acceptable evening fare, provided you don't take it seriously.
Also, you have to have a crush on one of the female cast.
Megas Methuselah
03-01-2010, 17:19
Also, you have to have a crush on one of the female cast.
:smile:
Hosakawa Tito
03-01-2010, 17:41
You need advice from Mr. Manly (https://www.youtube.com/user/mrmanlytv). Now follow along in your Manly Manual page 4562 and....
Cute Wolf
03-01-2010, 20:58
a "shiksa" is a non-jewish girl btw, and shes jewish, so just pointing out...
she doesnt know i want to get in her pants, or she hides that she knows very well.
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?
not a bad idea Louis.
remember the 10 commandments my friend, especially the 7th commandments..... :grin:
No offense... don't get me wrong hooah... just reminding you not to be caught by her ultra-orthodox parents, or you'll found yourself married before 20... :grin:
a completely inoffensive name
03-02-2010, 05:38
Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.
Strike For The South
03-02-2010, 05:47
Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.
Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.
Kids these days no patience
a completely inoffensive name
03-02-2010, 06:25
Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.
Kids these days no patience
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying to sabotage him bro.
Cute Wolf
03-02-2010, 06:26
Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.
From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck... :grin:
Poor ACIN
a completely inoffensive name
03-02-2010, 06:40
From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck... :grin:
Poor ACIN
Yeah, I learned that the hard way with my ex.
Major Robert Dump
03-02-2010, 10:37
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
Scienter
03-02-2010, 13:25
I had no idea what you were talking about, so I had to look it up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_%28TV_series%29). Sheesh. This is what I get for watching so little TV. I don't think this is a question of manliness so much as discretion; if all you might have in common is a sitcom, how do you figure the two of you should be together?
Take it from a lemur who's been there and done that—taste matters. A lot. A hot girl with terrible aesthetics and bad taste will grate on your nerves before long. Not worth it.
I had to look this up, too. I think I lost a few IQ points. I gotta side with Lemur here. Don't watch her show just to have something in common with her. If you hate it, and try to talk about it with her, she'll be able to tell unless she's really dense. Or, it just might confuse her. If I told a guy that I loved watching "What Not to Wear" and he said "OMG Me too!!" I'd be pretty suspicious. :inquisitive:
There have to be other shows she likes. Movies? Music? Books?
Scienter
03-02-2010, 13:27
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
:inquisitive:
Hey TinCow, you might want to go get tested...
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
:inquisitive:
you could just hit it and quit it.
Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.
And they say romance is dead... :P
No, just no.
Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
//takes out garbage
Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
I think that guys name sums up perfectly what he is.
Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.
I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
ok so there is this hot girl in my grade who im sorta interested.
but one thing: she is obsessed with the show "Greek."
so would it be ok to watch an episode or two so ill have a conversation piece with her, or is that too girly-ish?
as they always say, bros before :daisy:.
Not only should you watch that show, you should also discuss which male Hollywood actor is the sexiest, and you should clearly express your distaste for mice and spiders.
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
After looking up the show on Wikipedia, I am in complete agreement.
I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
Nah I think he's just lashing out because he can't accept his true self, handlebar moustache, aviator glasses, extremely pro-men, he only need to be singing "YMCA" to complete the picture.
Come on Dick Masterson! you are a beautiful precious flower on the inside, be true to yourself and embrace who you really are!
Nah I think he's just lashing out because he can't accept his true self, handlebar moustache, aviator glasses, extremely pro-men, he only need to be singing "YMCA" to complete the picture.
If that's the case then he might enjoy getting touched by a phallic object such as a bargepole. :wink2:
If I told a guy that I loved watching "What Not to Wear" and he said "OMG Me too!!" I'd be pretty suspicious. :inquisitive:
:laugh4:
a completely inoffensive name
03-03-2010, 02:05
ACIN...has an ex?
Yeah, broke up with her a little over two years ago. Hey that's funny, thats about a couple of days before I started lurkin here.
And they say romance is dead... :P
My history books says it was collateral damage from when chivalry was killed.
Sasaki Kojiro
03-03-2010, 02:11
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
:laugh4:
Perfect.
Yeah, broke up with her a little over two years ago. Hey that's funny, thats about a couple of days before I started lurkin here.
And since that time, you've never got some? Prussian Iron, you better be taking notes.
a completely inoffensive name
03-04-2010, 04:45
And since that time, you've never got some? Prussian Iron, you better be taking notes.
yeah, PI if you want some real advice let me give you some first hand:
1. Don't be a ****.
2. Don't be a ****.
3. Don't be a ****.
4. Don't break up with a girl pretending like the entire thing meant nothing and that all that time spent was one long piece of time wasted filled with an annoyance of a person.
CountArach
03-04-2010, 10:43
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
MRD, you are truly the funniest member on these boards, bar none :laugh4:
Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.
I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
Pah. We all know women love being treated horribly. That's why they let any old drunken frat boy slobber down their necks as long as he's not ugly creepy. :shame:
no not really don't kill me please
Strike For The South
03-05-2010, 01:27
Pah. We all know women love being treated horribly. That's why they let any old drunken frat boy slobber down their necks as long as he's not ugly creepy. :shame:
no not really don't kill me please
you rang
you rang
I laughed at this, I admit.
The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.
At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.
At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
The idea that women eventually get tired of the bad ones and go for the good is the only hope I've got. :beam:
The idea that women eventually get tired of the bad ones and go for the good is the only hope I've got. :beam:
And it's the idea that men eventually get tired of the girls who put out at the drop of the price of a bottle of Lambrini that is the hope of some women. Go figure. :>
Centurion1
03-05-2010, 22:41
The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.
At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
you can do both with me........ :laugh:
you can do both with me........ :laugh:
Hahaha, I'm saying nothing to that.
The fact of the matter is, Hooahguy, if you seriously just want to fool around with this girl, you're going to have to put some effort in. Although I don't know the girl, I don't think an ability to talk about a television show will get you into her pants; I like Eastenders, but wouldn't find it appealing if someone started talking endlessly about it in an attempt to win me over. Though she's younger than I, I don't see any reason why she would be any different. Greek cannot be the only facet of her life that you can share, surely?
You need to find more common ground than a simple show; what sort of music does she like? I find that music is a fantastic ice-breaker regardless of gender and age, because you're going to like something unless you live under a rock. You could find out what she likes, then perhaps see about buying tickets for a gig similar to the artists she's into.
You could find out what kinds of food she likes, and take her for something to eat. Perhaps there's a movie she wants to see at the cinema; no matter how girly or sub-par it is, pay for it and take her. There's so many things you could try; it's all going to be arduous and akin to Chinese water torture, but if you're willing to watch Greek, it's worth going that extra mile or so.
If all these sort of things are too much effort, then you're unlikely to get what you want unless she's a skank. A little more effort than watching her show will really work out. It's worth a shot.
If you don't buy the ticket, you won't win the raffle.
Centurion1
03-05-2010, 23:09
Hahaha, I'm saying nothing to that.
The fact of the matter is, Hooahguy, if you seriously just want to fool around with this girl, you're going to have to put some effort in. Although I don't know the girl, I don't think an ability to talk about a television show will get you into her pants; I like Eastenders, but wouldn't find it appealing if someone started talking endlessly about it in an attempt to win me over. Though she's younger than I, I don't see any reason why she would be any different. Greek cannot be the only facet of her life that you can share, surely?
You need to find more common ground than a simple show; what sort of music does she like? I find that music is a fantastic ice-breaker regardless of gender and age, because you're going to like something unless you live under a rock. You could find out what she likes, then perhaps see about buying tickets for a gig similar to the artists she's into.
You could find out what kinds of food she likes, and take her for something to eat. Perhaps there's a movie she wants to see at the cinema; no matter how girly or sub-par it is, pay for it and take her. There's so many things you could try; it's all going to be arduous and akin to Chinese water torture, but if you're willing to watch Greek, it's worth going that extra mile or so.
If all these sort of things are too much effort, then you're unlikely to get what you want unless she's a skank. A little more effort than watching her show will really work out. It's worth a shot.
If you don't buy the ticket, you won't win the raffle.
now that i know how to win over secura.........
yeah hooah i would listen to the actual girl. i mean ive had successes of my own but if a chick gives you advice on how to get in another chicks pants, you better take notes.
Don't get me wrong, I don't advocate doing things with this girl solely to get into her pants, because I feel you should be treating women better than that. It shouldn't just be about having your wicked way, but you should pay attention to what she wants too.
However, you're young, there's plenty of time to settle down in a relationship when you're older. It's also clear that a relationship isn't going to be meaningful or last because you're likely going to separate colleges... so I say go for it, really. As long as you don't end up like that inbred chauvinist closet-case that Fragony linked, you'll be fine.
Just make sure you don't pressure her into doing anything she isn't too keen on and that you're always sensible and safe.
Centurion1
03-05-2010, 23:20
Don't get me wrong, I don't advocate doing things with this girl solely to get into her pants, because I feel you should be treating women better than that. It shouldn't just be about having your wicked way, but you should pay attention to what she wants too.
However, you're young, there's plenty of time to settle down in a relationship when you're older. It's also clear that a relationship isn't going to be meaningful or last because you're likely going to separate colleges... so I say go for it, really. As long as you don't end up like that inbred chauvinist closet-case that Fragony linked, you'll be fine.
Just make sure you don't pressure her into doing anything she isn't too keen on and that you're always sensible and safe.
i have actually been thinking about this and if this girl isnt a harlot (lol archaic) than you arent going to hit it and quit it. The only girls ive ever done that with have been harlots (lol again). All the other girls i have dated for reasonable amounts of time usually. And DO NOT go out with her before college. You must be free for all the lovely co eds. by the way where are you going hooah.
Strike For The South
03-05-2010, 23:27
If you really just want to get into her pants you have to do 2 things.
1. Get her drunk
2. Tell her she's pretty
The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.
Don't overthink this cowboy, it's just a girl
1. Get her drunk
If you need alcohol to increase her compliance, you're in dire straights indeed. If you don't have anything in common with her, why would she deign to get drunk with you? Be realistic.
2. Tell her she's pretty
Flattery does work, but don't be so forthcoming with it; a constant stream of compliments isn't flattering, it's tiresome and slightly creepy. Play it cool.
The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.
What exactly are 'daddy issues'?
Louis VI the Fat
03-06-2010, 00:02
If you don't have anything in common with her, why would she deign to get drunk with you? Be realistic.But what if you both share a love for alcohol and being slutty?
What exactly are 'daddy issues'? A love for huge Texans with beards.
Even I'm not impervious to it...
But what if you both share a love for alcohol and being slutty?
Hahaha, that made me laugh, I'll concede that one to you, Louis.
Of course, I don't know the girl, so I could never say for definite that she's a saint or a sinner, so to speak. I guess it's up to Hooahguy to tell us how acquainted her ankles are with her knickers, really. Does she have a 'reputation' around school? ¬_¬
Furunculus
03-06-2010, 00:16
if you guys, and girls, are in need of any tips on the art of manliness i might be so bold as to suggest the following:
http://artofmanliness.com/
tibilicus
03-06-2010, 00:28
if you guys, and girls, are in need of any tips on the art of manliness i might be so bold as to suggest the following:
http://artofmanliness.com/
What the hell, since when is magic manly?!
http://artofmanliness.com/2010/02/17/amaze-your-friends-5-props-for-beginners-that-will-make-you-a-great-magician-and-they-each-cost-less-than-10/
Furunculus
03-06-2010, 00:31
guest post, they can't all be winners i guess. :p
tibilicus
03-06-2010, 00:56
In other man related news finally we can moisturise with out loosing man points.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8thdgZfnYM. Good advert in my honest opinion.
Centurion1
03-06-2010, 01:34
If you really just want to get into her pants you have to do 2 things.
1. Get her drunk
2. Tell her she's pretty
The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.
Don't overthink this cowboy, it's just a girl
women are nowhere near as good when drunk and you take a certain risk in the act when dealing with a drunk women poor coordination and gag reflex.
women are nowhere near as good when drunk
And men are worse!
poor coordination and gag reflex.
I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier. :laugh4:
Centurion1
03-06-2010, 01:44
And men are worse!
debatable we are definitely not going to pass out in the act of course we enjoy it to much
I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier.
No but it has always been a nightmare of mine. ugh...........
debatable we are definitely not going to pass out in the act of course we enjoy it to much
Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.
Centurion1
03-06-2010, 02:01
Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.
You my dear obviously need to take charge and have your way with them.
You my dear obviously need to take charge and have your way with them.
~:rolleyes:
Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.
You're quite witty. It drives me mad with desire.
Megas Methuselah
03-06-2010, 06:51
~:rolleyes:
Horrifying prospect. Being raped by a woman, that is.
Scienter
03-06-2010, 07:00
I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier. :laugh4:
:laugh4:
Horrifying prospect. Being raped by a woman, that is.
Hahaha, I suggest you go on YouTube and search for "Peep Show Series 5 Episode 4". It's a British comedy series, really good.
Wikipedia's synopsis for the episode is as follows:
Jez's aunt dies, leaving him a possible inheritance of £20,000 and he finds a gun among her belongings. Jez's mother comes with her new boyfriend Martin, a military man that Jez hates but Mark respects greatly hoping to write his memoirs. Mark tries to get in good with Martin's daughter but she ends up having sex with Mark while he is asleep and continues even though he asks her to stop. Jez tells Martin about the rape and subsequently, Jez ends up with no money and Mark without a chance to write the memoir.
The best part is when Mark wakes up, realises what's going on and starts having an internal monologue about what to do. "Should I push her off?". Hahaha.
Hooah, why are you even bothering? :clown:
speaking as a heartbroken person, who has other friends like so, I can only advise you with these:
1) don't try too hard to get to do her. you'll look stupid, creepy, or both.
2) the more you think about what's under her pants, the worse off you'll be. ( I learned that from a friend of mine)
3) why bother? most men only have a 1 in 3 billion chance of finding a girl who'll like him back. (that was my mistake-forgetting the odds).
4) make sure her dad doesn't know about it. a friend of mine was caught sleeping with his gf (but no sex involved), and the father assumed that he had done her, and forced them to end the relationship.
now, if you are unfazed by what I say, then that means you are more determined than I thought, and you can go with my blessings, and follow what other advice there is in this thread.
EDIT: If I sound stupid, its ecause I'm up late, and kinda delirious. good night.......
if you guys, and girls, are in need of any tips on the art of manliness i might be so bold as to suggest the following:
http://artofmanliness.com/
No, no. I am a man, therefore I am manly. That is all.
pevergreen
03-06-2010, 11:30
Hahaha, I suggest you go on YouTube and search for "Peep Show Series 5 Episode 4". It's a British comedy series, really good.
Wikipedia's synopsis for the episode is as follows:
The best part is when Mark wakes up, realises what's going on and starts having an internal monologue about what to do. "Should I push her off?". Hahaha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExjpyyNujY
7 minutes 20 seconds.
Kagemusha
03-06-2010, 16:38
Hooah. You know the situation at hand doesnt require rocket science to be resolved. (not that certain gentlemen called disco might give some tips about his views concerning how to apply rocket science with women, but anyhow...) If you are talking with the girl and not just day dreaming of her from the distance, you have some chances to go further. Now all you have to do is to ask her out and forget about watching any girly series unless you want her and not to be her "buddy".
Making things complicated usually only result into things actually turning complicated. So you better just gather your courage and ask her out and forget about any more tactically ingenious aproaches. If she accepts, you have again chances for further things, or maybe not. That is pretty much up to the chemistry between two of you.
I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier.
The cool thing about the Org is how I'm always learning things.
Centurion1
03-06-2010, 17:29
The cool thing about the Org is how I'm always learning things.
oh dear god.
1) Convert to Buddhism
2) Study the Kama Sutra
3) Visualize her image before you
4) Be enlightened
- Hax
PS. Spread that enlightenment!
Centurion1
03-06-2010, 17:42
^ lol practice the tantric sex ritual, anything for your soul right :wink:
Actually, there is this obscure Tibetan sect that says "you can reach enlightenment by having sex"
Dirty old monks. I think the Japanese even have a word for "a fallen Buddhist monk"
Megas Methuselah
03-06-2010, 21:02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExjpyyNujY
7 minutes 20 seconds.
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
Lol, she's kinda... freaky. "I'm having an orgasm against my will!" Hahaha!
"You asked her to stop, but she carried on anyways? Mark, it sounds like you've been raped..." HAHAHA!!!
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
Lol, she's kinda... freaky. "I'm having an orgasm against my will!" Hahaha!
"You asked her to stop, but she carried on anyways? Mark, it sounds like you've been raped..." HAHAHA!!!
I knew you'd see the funny side of it!
My favourite line is Mark's inner monologue: "Maybe that was actually good sex? Loosen up, Corrigan - that's what happens in the bedroom now: no old fashioned fumbling and kissing, a lesbian rapes you whilst you dream about your mother"
I love Peep Show. xD
tibilicus
03-06-2010, 22:13
If you all thought that episode was good you need to watch the one from season 6 with the house party.
If you all thought that episode was good you need to watch the one from season 6 with the house party.
Mark: Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.
Jez: This is only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party Mark!
Hahaha. Maybe a party and alcohol is the way to go for Hooah after all. :>
tibilicus
03-06-2010, 23:07
Mark: Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.
Jez: This is only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party Mark!
Hahaha. Maybe a party and alcohol is the way to go for Hooah after all. :>
You would think the episode couldn't get any better at that point but then Super Hans turns up with a rented snake, which Mark then throws up on later. Best episode of season 6 by far.
Centurion1
03-07-2010, 01:04
Mark: Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.
Jez: This is only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party Mark!
Hahaha. Maybe a party and alcohol is the way to go for Hooah after all. :>
as long as its kosher :wink:
Strike For The South
03-07-2010, 22:35
If you need alcohol to increase her compliance, you're in dire straights indeed. If you don't have anything in common with her, why would she deign to get drunk with you? Be realistic.
Um because I have booze and GIRLS DRINK FREE!
I don't know of any girls whom say "Well Im going to skip that party, me and John just don't share the same taste in kitchen tile"
Flattery does work, but don't be so forthcoming with it; a constant stream of compliments isn't flattering, it's tiresome and slightly creepy. Play it cool.
That's why there was one comment, thats all it should take.
What exactly are 'daddy issues'?
Self-esteem issues.
Um because I have booze and GIRLS DRINK FREE!
I don't know of any girls whom say "Well Im going to skip that party, me and John just don't share the same taste in kitchen tile"
What I meant was... well imagine 'John' throws a party, yes? What obligates any girl, let alone the one he's hoping to do the horizontal samba with, to spend time talking to him when there's plenty of other guys around? Alcohol or not, you've still got to be able to keep her attention for a certain amount of time unless she's a slag.
Centurion1
03-07-2010, 23:30
What I meant was... well imagine 'John' throws a party, yes? What obligates any girl, let alone the one he's hoping to do the horizontal samba with, to spend time talking to him when there's plenty of other guys around? Alcohol or not, you've still got to be able to keep her attention for a certain amount of time unless she's a slag.
secura, secura, secura. my dear girl thats what my body is for.
Strike For The South
03-07-2010, 23:31
What I meant was... well imagine 'John' throws a party, yes? What obligates any girl, let alone the one he's hoping to do the horizontal samba with, to spend time talking to him when there's plenty of other guys around? Alcohol or not, you've still got to be able to keep her attention for a certain amount of time unless she's a slag.
Well yes that's where the art of small talk comes in.
Slag is a pejorative (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative) slang term, primarily used in United Kingdom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom), the Republic of Ireland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland), New Zealand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand) and Australia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia), to describe women who often engage in casual sex and promiscuous behaviour (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promiscuity). Its meaning is broadly similar to the terms "slut" and "skank". It originally derives from the same term (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slag) for piles of impurities skimmed off during the smelting of metals.-as per wiki
secura, secura, secura. my dear girl thats what my body is for.
What is that supposed to mean?
Well yes that's where the art of small talk comes in.
Well, if he is asking about whether or not watching a television show will help him win her over, perhaps Hooah might appreciate some advice on small talk? It's not like a relationship... he isn't able to just say "I love you", not mean it and she'll fall for it (yes, I'm cynical, I know). He's essentially hoping to fool around with her a bit before college comes up, right?
I have been assuming that this girl he likes isn't skanky, because I like to think a woman can appreciate her self-worth a little more than just sleeping around; it is little wonder people like that guy Fragony linked have such a poor appreciation for women if they act like sex objects.
However, you seem to believe she is, in fact, a skank. I don't really know what American women are like, so... I concede that you're probably right on this.
That'll teach me for trying to impart a little chivalry upon him even if it is just a little fooling around. :3
Centurion1
03-08-2010, 00:04
What is that supposed to mean?
a girl sees me and she keeps talking to me. i daresay i look like a young gregory peck.
or look up the bronze medalist in biathlon (croatia) hes like my twin from the nose on up.
did you jsut say all american women are skanky? the only brit girl i know is a total skank so...... that doesnt bode well for your nation my dear.
Strike For The South
03-08-2010, 00:09
Well, if he is asking about whether or not watching a television show will help him win her over, perhaps Hooah might appreciate some advice on small talk? It's not like a relationship... he isn't able to just say "I love you", not mean it and she'll fall for it (yes, I'm cynical, I know). He's essentially hoping to fool around with her a bit before college comes up, right?
Yes, but on the same token why feign interest in some TV show when he just wants to fool around? Why be dishonest about the whole thing?
I have been assuming that this girl he likes isn't skanky, because I like to think a woman can appreciate her self-worth a little more than just sleeping around; it is little wonder people like that guy Fragony linked have such a poor appreciation for women if they act like sex objects.
Simply because she would fool around with Hooah does not mean she is a skank. 2 teenage kids having some fun is harmless. Now I don't think Hooah is the kind of guy whom would treat her like that, if he did then he would be a tool.
Not to mention to, women sometimes use sex as the ultimate trump card. So lets not act like the street doesn't go both ways there
However, you seem to believe she is, in fact, a skank. I don't really know what American women are like, so... I concede that you're probably right on this.
Once again two kids fooling around because they have an attraction does not make a skank, I'm sure she is nice girl and will make some man very happy someday but right now is not that time.
That'll teach me for trying to impart a little chivalry upon him even if it is just a little fooling around. :3
I am the epitome of chivalry, I think we just have different veiws
did you jsut say all american women are skanky? the only brit girl i know is a total skank so...... that doesnt bode well for your nation my dear.
No, I said that I don't know what American women are like; I was actually assuming that his girl Hooah likes wasn't skanky, whereas Strike seems adamant that she probably is. He's more knowledgeable about your nation's women than I am, so it's likely he's right about these things and I'm not.
And as for the United Kingdom... well, there's increasing numbers of teenage pregnancies and once girls hit eighteen, they're getting their boobs out for The Sun and trying to marry footballers. Go figure, Gregory Peck. :P
Centurion1
03-08-2010, 00:12
lol whatever. girls wanna have sex too its pleasing for everyone involved. (usually)http://metro-portal.hr/.../02/web_image/jakov_fak.jpg
Yes, but on the same token why feign interest in some TV show when he just wants to fool around? Why be dishonest about the whole thing?
So he should just bite the bullet and be honest then? I guess I see this from a different perspective (older than this girl, different country and such), but I wouldn't be so flattered if a guy just admitted he wanted to get fruity with me and that's it. I guess it's different strokes, really.
Simply because she would fool around with Hooah does not mean she is a skank. 2 teenage kids having some fun is harmless. Now I don't think Hooah is the kind of guy whom would treat her like that, if he did then he would be a tool.
Once again two kids fooling around because they have an attraction does not make a skank, I'm sure she is nice girl and will make some man very happy someday but right now is not that time.
I apologise for assuming you were labelling her as a skank. :3
Not to mention to, women sometimes use sex as the ultimate trump card. So lets not act like the street doesn't go both ways there
Ahhhh, I can agree with you on this, although I've seen it backfire spectacularly; deny a guy sex too often or for too long, he'll go elsewhere. Men can be fickle at this age. :/
I am the epitome of chivalry, I think we just have different veiws
I'm sure you can be quite the gallant knight.
Centurion1
03-08-2010, 00:26
I'm sure you can be quite the gallant knight.
coming to tame the dragon in her pants :laugh:
So he should just bite the bullet and be honest then? I guess I see this from a different perspective (older than this girl, different country and such), but I wouldn't be so flattered if a guy just admitted he wanted to get fruity with me and that's it. I guess it's different strokes, really.
i daresay why not it means your a hottie, works on me
Strike For The South
03-08-2010, 00:26
So he should just bite the bullet and be honest then? I guess I see this from a different perspective (older than this girl, different country and such), but I wouldn't be so flattered if a guy just admitted he wanted to get fruity with me and that's it. I guess it's different strokes, really.
He doesn't have to run up to her and say "I would like to have relations with you" but he shouldn't be pretending to be something he's not either. Once again a simple "hello, how are you" works much better than combing through the entirety of a sitcom.
If they both have a mutual attraction they will FIND something to talk about.
I apologise for assuming you were labelling her as a skank. :3
Times have changed, if she is a skank than so is Hooah, fair play and all that.
Ahhhh, I can agree with you on this, although I've seen it backfire spectacularly; deny a guy sex too often or for too long, he'll go elsewhere. Men can be fickle at this age. :/
Yes it also works as a tool to get what they want as well, if a girl doesn't want to have sex (and vice-versa) than she shouldn't be pressured into doing it. Really thats something you should know before getting into an exclusive relationship...
I'm sure you can be quite the gallant knight.
A knight? America doesnt have kinghts!
coming to tame the dragon in her pants :laugh:
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
i daresay why not it means your a hottie, works on me
It could also mean they're just a pervert!
He doesn't have to run up to her and say "I would like to have relations with you" but he shouldn't be pretending to be something he's not either. Once again a simple "hello, how are you" works much better than combing through the entirety of a sitcom.
If they both have a mutual attraction they will FIND something to talk about.
Then we'll hope for Hooah that's the case. He still has plenty of time to work out how he's going to go about things anyway.
A knight? America doesnt have kinghts!
You could be a gallant Texas Ranger? :D
Centurion1
03-08-2010, 00:37
It could also mean they're just a pervert!
well you cant be so crass as to go, "let me stick it in you!" you gotta be subtle like, "lets bang baby" works every time.
:clown:
Then we'll hope for Hooah that's the case. He still has plenty of time to work out how he's going to go about things anyway.
no like me he is going to college in a couple of months (i asume lol) so hes gotta get it done now. I promised i wouldnt have any girlfriends at this time for exactly that reason. Im planning on taking candy the stripper to prom. lol
well you cant be so crass as to go, "let me stick it in you!" you gotta be subtle like, "lets bang baby" works every time.
They're not the same thing, then? :P
no like me he is going to college in a couple of months (i asume lol) so hes gotta get it done now. I promised i wouldnt have any girlfriends at this time for exactly that reason. Im planning on taking candy the stripper to prom. lol
Ahhhh, I see. Well, he has a few weeks to work with then, in the very least. Best to seize the moment though, before it passes him by entirely.
Also, I'm sure Candy is going to fit right in at prom; just make sure you play it safe, eh? :>
Strike For The South
03-08-2010, 00:44
Then we'll hope for Hooah that's the case. He still has plenty of time to work out how he's going to go about things anyway.
He doesn't need a plan of attack, just go up to here and start talking.
You could be a gallant Texas Ranger? :D
More like a cowboy, we're like southern gentleman but not gay.
Centurion1
03-08-2010, 00:45
Ahhhh, I see. Well, he has a few weeks to work with then, in the very least. Best to seize the moment though, before it passes him by entirely.
Also, I'm sure Candy is going to fit right in at prom; just make sure you play it safe, eh? :>
of course. candy is very uh caring. lol.
god one of my friends is seriously considering exactly that though. needless to say i am encouraging it for the lulz.
can you believe girls at my school expect us to ask them like now. my *** they can wait until i make up my mind.
More like a cowboy, we're like southern gentleman but not gay.
or inbred
More like a cowboy, we're like southern gentleman but not gay.
Uh-huh. I have this feeling men wearing the chaps shouldn't cast stones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4CXlIYjyE
Louis VI the Fat
03-08-2010, 05:00
No, I said that I don't know what American women are like; I was actually assuming that his girl Hooah likes wasn't skanky, whereas Strike seems adamant that she probably is. He's more knowledgeable about your nation's women than I am, so it's likely he's right about these things and I'm not.
And as for the United Kingdom... well, there's increasing numbers of teenage pregnancies and once girls hit eighteen, they're getting their boobs out for The Sun and trying to marry footballers. Go figure, Gregory Peck. :PAmericans are funny with their highly formalised dating and all that. Take her to dinner, take her to a movie, try to get a kiss, drive her home, and she'll invite you in for a cup of coffe or not. :sleeping:
Or maybe that's mostly adult Americans. College and High School may be a bit more spontaneous. Hopefully a bit more fun too.
British women are the most skanky I know. They get pissed, then kiss the nearest guy within reach and force him to have sex with them before they inevitably pass out. Great fun.
French women, I would say they are skanky, but they quickly unlearned four decades of liberation and by now know better, what with machismo exploding back onto the scene and Paris now the worst :daisy: groping capital this side of Riyadh.
He doesn't need a plan of attack, just go up to here and start talking.Yeah, but, that doesn't work for everybody. Some guys, you put a quarter in and press play, and the entertaining conversation doesn't stop. Always another witty remark where that came from.
Some don't have that, or lack the confidence. They need a little something to hold on to, to get them started.
Hooahguy
03-08-2010, 06:03
she compared me to a summers day. :beam:
Megas Methuselah
03-08-2010, 06:14
Overheated and sticky?
Hooahguy
03-08-2010, 06:35
no. "thou art more lovely and more temperate."
seems like its working.
pevergreen
03-08-2010, 07:54
she compared me to a summers day. :beam:
Thats bad.
You want to be this in her eyes:
https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/BobaFett42/plane.jpg
https://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9046/1261930964379.png
a girl sees me and she keeps talking to me. i daresay i look like a young gregory peck.
When bragging about your prowess with the fairer sex, you should refrain from including "young" and "peck" in the same sentence.
British women are the most skanky I know. They get pissed, then kiss the nearest guy within reach and force him to have sex with them before they inevitably pass out. Great fun.
An unfortunate byproduct of Britain's rampant 'chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav)' culture; slutty women covered head-to-toe in fake tan, drinking Lambrini from the bottle and catching STIs as though they're Pokémon. I assure you that we're not all like that.
no. "thou art more lovely and more temperate."
She quoted Sonnet 18 to you? Sounds romantic... :3
Louis VI the Fat
03-08-2010, 14:32
I assure you that we're not all like that.More's the pity. ~;p
Don't feel bad, we like british women because they are usually drunk, we like culture just like everybody else. It's so easy to get to know british culture.
More's the pity. ~;p
So what do you think of this woman (http://chavspeak.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chav-pregnant-lovely.jpg), these two (http://barnsdale.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/1203730818_chav3.jpg) and this pair (http://tmcq.co.uk/pictures/chav5.jpg)?
Unattractive chavvy British ho-bags. :P
Louis VI the Fat
03-08-2010, 15:15
http://tmcq.co.uk/pictures/chav5.jpg
this pair (http://tmcq.co.uk/pictures/chav5.jpg)?These two work for me, yeah. I'd consider them.
They do look a bit young, perhaps twelve or thirteen. This means I shall have to do both of them together, that their combined age will be twentyfive-ish, hence legal.
See, Hooah?
This is how it's done. I am now behaving manly. Chicks dig this sort of talk. It's very attractive.
Yeah.
I skipped half the thread a bit after MRD won it but I think PVC had a good point as well, if she is up for some kind of one-night stand, I'd make it clear to her that that's what you want, if you lure her into thinking you really like her and want a relationship and then drop her because you were just out trophy hunting of sorts(that's what "getting into her pants" sounds like to me), then I would wish noone had given you any advice to be honest. :mean:
Oh and no, that's not my advice, I have none anyway, I don't need a woman, I have a computer.
Unattractive chavvy British ho-bags. :P
My eyes can never be cleansed.
Oh and no, that's not my advice, I have none anyway, I don't need a woman, I have a computer.
My Hussy, can't believe he's German he is way too funny for that
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-08-2010, 17:49
These two work, yeah. I'd consider them.
They do look a bit young, perhaps twelve or thirteen. This means I shall have to do both of them together, that their combined age will be twentyfive-ish, hence legal.
See, Hooah?
This is how it's done. I am now behaving manly. Chicks dig this sort of talk. It's very attractive.
Yeah.
Wouldn't touch those wearing haz-mat.
Gregoshi
03-08-2010, 21:41
So what do you think of this woman (http://chavspeak.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chav-pregnant-lovely.jpg), these two (http://barnsdale.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/1203730818_chav3.jpg) and this pair (http://tmcq.co.uk/pictures/chav5.jpg)?
They belong in the Babe thread.
:hide:
Centurion1
03-08-2010, 21:56
ewwww i like the sweat stains do british women use bloody deodorant....... oh yeah i forgot yall dont even shave.
Hooah she quoted sonnet at you. dude is this girl actually hot or is she like in your drama club :tongue:
awaits drama backlash.
ewwww i like the sweat stains do british women use bloody deodorant....... oh yeah i forgot yall dont even shave.
You are mistaking us with French women.
Centurion1
03-08-2010, 22:41
You are mistaking us with French women.
oh my sincerest apologies my dear secura. but the pit thing still stands for that girl, thats just nasty.
i mean how do you deal with a women with hairy armpits definitely not attracted to french women as of now.
Louis VI the Fat
03-09-2010, 01:21
You are mistaking us with French women.What's wrong with French women?? ~:confused:
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/274/123456sk.jpg
definitely not attracted to french women as of now.
Spoken like someone who has never been with a French woman.
You youngsters won't relate to this, but I just had the strange experience of being sent a link to the wedding pictures of a woman I used to get all freaky with. Kinda ... odd.
Centurion1
03-09-2010, 01:37
Spoken like someone who has never been with a French woman.
You youngsters won't relate to this, but I just had the strange experience of being sent a link to the wedding pictures of a woman I used to get all freaky with. Kinda ... odd.
ahhhhh i can imagine. weird thought.
i have slow internet so when Louis picture loaded it was....... a bit of a shock to say the least and is not improving my outlook. You continentals are all hairy louts.
a completely inoffensive name
03-09-2010, 05:10
Some of you guys are ******* creepy.
Azathoth
03-09-2010, 07:19
Everyone knows that Czech women are the most attractive.
i mean how do you deal with a women with hairy armpits definitely not attracted to french women as of now.
Someone has never been to France, yes French ladies like natural, but that doesn't mean hairy armpits, it means not having more paint on their face then Michelangelo used for the Sistine Chapel. French women are naturally classy, sexy as can be without even trying. They do very strange things with uncle Fragony's state of mind.
It's seldom that I find myself agreeing with Fragony. Being voered in warpaint is not attractive, and the French are on average more sophisticated, and therefore sexier, than the average Brit/Yankee.
Megas Methuselah
03-09-2010, 10:05
Some of you guys are ******* creepy.
You know I love you, right?
Someone has never been to France, yes French ladies like natural, but that doesn't mean hairy armpits, it means not having more paint on their face then Michelangelo used for the Sistine Chapel. French women are naturally classy, sexy as can be without even trying. They do very strange things with uncle Fragony's state of mind.
:yes:
They're clever with the make-up, they accentuate their features, rather than painting another layer over the top.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-09-2010, 11:41
You are mistaking us with French women.
Quite. Why is everyone beating on British women when the only lady in the thread is English? Really chaps, show a little class and restraint.
Someone has never been to France, yes French ladies like natural, but that doesn't mean hairy armpits, it means not having more paint on their face then Michelangelo used for the Sistine Chapel. French women are naturally classy, sexy as can be without even trying. They do very strange things with uncle Fragony's state of mind.
French women are not natural, they are artful. I knew an Irish-Italian girl who was very similar; in addition to being naturally attractive she took great care with her presentation and appearence. She is to-date the only women to make me see smoking as sexy.
:yes:
They're clever with the make-up, they accentuate their features, rather than painting another layer over the top.
Quite so; thankfully english women now mainly avoid make-up, except around the eyes. This is probably a good thing because we don't seem to have a tradition of artful application.
Quite. Why is everyone beating on British women when the only lady in the thread is English? Really chaps, show a little class and restraint.
We are just teasing don't take it serious.
Everyone knows that Czech women are the most attractive.
There certainly is a maddening amount of hotness parading the streets there.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-09-2010, 17:09
We are just teasing don't take it serious.
Everyone knows that Czech women are the most attractive.
There certainly is a maddening amount of hotness parading the streets there.
I said Class and Restraint Frag, not that you weren't joking.
You are mistaking us with French women.
Just so we're clear... this was a joke too. :P
I love France really; the language, patisseries, the Eiffel Tower, escargot, Clemenceau... I love everything about them! xD
Just lay off us Brits! :P
Kagemusha
03-09-2010, 17:28
I said Class and Restraint Frag, not that you weren't joking.
Well too much restraint can be bit boring according to some. Nothing wrong with a small sparkle in a eye.Nothing disrespectful in that.:cool:
Louis VI the Fat
03-09-2010, 21:59
Just lay off us Brits! :PB...but, but I think it a good thing British women are liberated.
Not in the sense of that whole 'playa/ho' thing, or chavettes, or 'my teenager life must resemble a R&B music video'.
But mature women, secure of themselves, who know what they want - yeah. :yes:
I think Britain is sexually more healthy than France. More promiscuous too, which is good.
Just so we're clear... this was a joke too. :P
I love France really; the language, patisseries, the Eiffel Tower, escargot, Clemenceau... I love everything about them! xD
Just lay off us Brits! :P
If it makes you feel any better I think Britain has one of the richest histories of any region in the world. :sweatdrop:
If it makes you feel any better I think Britain has one of the richest histories of any region in the world. :sweatdrop:
Yeah, that we do.
And that counts for something, right? xD
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-10-2010, 01:04
B...but, but I think it a good thing British women are liberated.
Not in the sense of that whole 'playa/ho' thing, or chavettes, or 'my teenager life must resemble a R&B music video'.
But mature women, secure of themselves, who know what they want - yeah. :yes:
I think Britain is sexually more healthy than France. More promiscuous too, which is good.
British women are more promiscuous?
British women can be more promiscuous.
There, fixed it! :P
Louis VI the Fat
03-10-2010, 01:40
British women are/can be more promiscuousAye.
The days of 'no sex please, we're British' are well and truly behind us. The British are now the most promiscuous of all industrial nations. And British women even more so than men. (I do wonder how that works. Lesbianism? Foreign men (:jumping:) ?)
But probably what's meant is that a greater number of women have a promiscuous lifestyle than men. That is, there a few Kadagar Ubermen who do all the work.
BRITISH men and women are now the most promiscuous of any big western industrial nation, researchers have found.
In an international index measuring one-night stands, total numbers of partners and attitudes to casual sex, Britain comes out ahead of Australia, the US, France, the Netherlands, Italy and Germany.
The researchers behind the study say high scores such as Britain’s may be linked to the way society is increasingly willing to accept sexual promiscuity among women as well as men. They also believe that, among certain age groups and at certain times, men and women are equally liberal.
The researchers say that cultural developments have meant women are now as able to engage in no-strings sex as men. “Historically we have repressed women’s short-term mating and there are all sorts of double standards out there where men’s short-term mating was sort of acceptable but women’s wasn’t,” said David Schmitt, a professor of psychology at Bradley University, Illinois, who oversaw the research.
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5257166.ece
Great! Away with the double standard.
:unitedkingdom:
I still think those results are down to the chav culture we have here though. :/
a completely inoffensive name
03-10-2010, 07:44
You know I love you, right?
Of course, I love you too. You my dawg.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-10-2010, 12:53
I still think those results are down to the chav culture we have here though. :/
Yeah, me too. I only know a few girls (single figures) who could be counted as promiscuous.
Why is it wrong to have hairy armpits? Most people are born with hairy armpits, why hate yourself?
I shave my face but I'm not running around saying people with beards are barbarians.
Even though I'm proud to be an unshaved hairy barbarian, "we" conquered Rome being that. :disguise: :knight: :disguise:
I'm absolutely not into promiscuous women either, I like to feel special, not like one of a hundred guys she's had. Yes, I'm selfish like that. :laugh4:
Oh and, that reminds me that your armpits produce pheromones, sweating more underneath there can only be a good thing. :eyebrows:
Reminds me to change my user title back to "Pharaoh Pheromones". :egypt:
Craterus
03-10-2010, 16:10
The days of 'no sex please, we're British' are well and truly behind us. The British are now the most promiscuous of all industrial nations. And British women even more so than men. (I do wonder how that works. Lesbianism? Foreign men (:jumping:) ?)
But probably what's meant is that a greater number of women have a promiscuous lifestyle than men. That is, there a few Kadagar Ubermen who do all the work.
Can anyone actually explain this? (Sorry to derail the thread, but the problem has been bothering me for some time.)
Sexual partners is the easiest way to do this but really it's a question of averages. How can women have a higher (or lower, I forget what the actual figure is) number of average sexual partners than men? Assuming the two populations are equal and same-sex intercourse isn't recorded, every instance of sexual intercourse would add to the average for both sexes, even if it is only a minority of women sleeping with most of the men? Does anyone understand the point I am (poorly) trying to make?
Can anyone actually explain this? (Sorry to derail the thread, but the problem has been bothering me for some time.)
Sexual partners is the easiest way to do this but really it's a question of averages. How can women have a higher (or lower, I forget what the actual figure is) number of average sexual partners than men? Assuming the two populations are equal and same-sex intercourse isn't recorded, every instance of sexual intercourse would add to the average for both sexes, even if it is only a minority of women sleeping with most of the men? Does anyone understand the point I am (poorly) trying to make?
I think it's because the only way they use to find out is not spying in peoples' bedrooms but asking them, maybe women are more honest then, or they exaggerate more.
Craterus
03-10-2010, 18:22
So, theoretically the averages should be the same? I looked some figures up online (lost the link): in the UK, heterosexual men have an average of 16 female sexual partners while heterosexual women have an average of 15 male partners. So, the only causes for the disparity would be foreign partners (outside of the tested population) and dishonesty?
The days of 'no sex please, we're British' are well and truly behind us. The British are now the most promiscuous of all industrial nations. And British women even more so than men. (I do wonder how that works. Lesbianism? Foreign men (:jumping:) ?)
But probably what's meant is that a greater number of women have a promiscuous lifestyle than men. That is, there a few Kadagar Ubermen who do all the work.
Note the researcher says that in "more liberal countries such as Britain women may even be becoming more promiscuous than men", ie this is his opinion on what might happen in the future, not what the situation is like right now.
I really don't believe women are more promiscuous the men, from my experience it is pretty much even.
or they exaggerate more.
We don't need to exaggerate about how many sexual partners we have.
If a man sleeps with alot of women, he's applauded for it and called "stud" or "player". If a woman sleeps with alot of men, she is a "slut" or "skank" or whatnot. Why would we exaggerate only to be plastered with such titles from men and women alike?
I really don't believe women are more promiscuous the men, from my experience it is pretty much even.
While I hate to make generalisations, if you go out to a nightclub, check out the women-men ratio; in the average club in Manchester, you're probably looking at two men to every woman, or thereabouts. Men seem to do, say and buy anything in order to keep a girl talking to them and not their friends or other guys. Women do not do this, we're fine with letting you come to us.
If we really want it, we could simply go out, click our fingers and someone would come running. Men have to work alot harder for their kicks, so there's likely a point where they simply throw in the towel and go home with the Heathers (http://api.ning.com/files/UZ2Io0pBCRE9pW8nDgX5OIOxf1VOdwN1gUAfO*wr*szHxFnPIdBRJuPMpe6ofSF57r8johwTRPNN6OTccyeffBUZxWLmLuYi/87B9A6F7994880B88E3FD171878.jpg) rather than the Kellys (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/kellybrook3REX_468x630.jpg). We're alot more selective than that. :P
I knew a guy back in university who used to say that once he had made his way through what he called "the notties", he would only be left with the attractive women; he believed that having his way with "notties" was better than not getting any whatsoever, so he'd make a point of sleeping with anything he could. I'm not saying all men are like this... but I do think they're generally more promiscuous than women.
Strike For The South
03-10-2010, 19:19
clubs are the bane of youth, stay away
We don't need to exaggerate about how many sexual partners we have.
If a man sleeps with alot of women, he's applauded for it and called "stud" or "player". If a woman sleeps with alot of men, she is a "slut" or "skank" or whatnot. Why would we exaggerate only to be plastered with such titles from men and women alike?
Because the questions were probably asked anonymously. I still don't know why women would exaggerate then but it was an idea. :laugh4:
You also forgot to mention to the word chav, that you used earlier to describe women on pictures you posted and subsequently rated based solely on their looks. ~;)
You also forgot to mention to the word chav, that you used earlier to describe women on pictures you posted and subsequently rated based solely on their looks. ~;)
Well, I wouldn't 'rate' anyone based on their appearances, male or female... it's their personalities and brains that would attract me or put me off, and I honestly don't find anything attractive about chavvy men or women. Check Wikipedia or the rest of the 'net if if you wish for information on them... the closest comparison I can think of is trailer park white trash in the US.
I'd hoped that the pictures (a chavvy mother smoking while heavily pregnant?, drunken 13/14 year olds?) could convey that sorta thing to you better than words could. :P
Centurion1
03-10-2010, 21:50
Well, I wouldn't 'rate' anyone based on their appearances, male or female... it's their personalities and brains that would attract me or put me off, and I honestly don't find anything attractive about chavvy men or women. Check Wikipedia or the rest of the 'net if if you wish for information on them... the closest comparison I can think of is trailer park white trash in the US.
I'd hoped that the pictures (a chavvy mother smoking while heavily pregnant?, drunken 13/14 year olds?) could convey that sorta thing to you better than words could. :P
is a chav basically british slang for slut. Personally girls like that arent very attractive because beign dirty, looking like a racoon, and 24/7 beer breath arent personal turn ons
is a chav basically british slang for slut
Not really, because the term also applies to men; see this guy (http://blog.dialaphone-blog.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/chavs.JPG) or this bunch (http://kirstymaclean.blog.com/files/2010/01/chav23.jpg).
The word is used to describe what's quite like a social class of it's own. They're like... the scummiest of the scum.
I'd rather sit down and have a drink & chat with a homeless person than a chav; at least with the homeless person I'd hear about something other than fake designer clothes, how many "birds" they've "shagged" or getting girls pregnant at fifteen and then claiming benefits for the rest of their life.
Centurion1
03-10-2010, 22:08
Not really, because the term also applies to men; see this guy or this bunch.
The word is used to describe what's quite like a social class of it's own. They're like... the scummiest of the scum.
I'd rather sit down and have a drink & chat with a homeless person than a chav; at least with the homeless person I'd hear about something other than fake designer clothes, how many "birds" they've "shagged" or getting girls pregnant at fifteen and then claiming benefits for the rest of their life.
ah so they are just trash then. well thats pleasant.
Louis VI the Fat
03-11-2010, 00:26
We don't need to exaggerate about how many sexual partners we have.
If a man sleeps with alot of women, he's applauded for it and called "stud" or "player". If a woman sleeps with alot of men, she is a "slut" or "skank" Oi! It's not the men in this thread who portrayed liberated women as skanks! :balloon2:
Heather (http://api.ning.com/files/UZ2Io0pBCRE9pW8nDgX5OIOxf1VOdwN1gUAfO*wr*szHxFnPIdBRJuPMpe6ofSF57r8johwTRPNN6OTccyeffBUZxWLmLuYi/87B9A6F7994880B88E3FD171878.jpg) What are you slagging off my girlfriend for? :furious3:
Yeah, me too. I only know a few girls (single figures) who could be counted as promiscuous.
I only know a few girls (single figures) who could be counted as not promiscuous.
Well, I wouldn't 'rate' anyone based on their appearances, male or female... it's their personalities and brains that would attract me or put me off, and I honestly don't find anything attractive about chavvy men or women. Check Wikipedia or the rest of the 'net if if you wish for information on them... the closest comparison I can think of is trailer park white trash in the US.
So calling someone trash is not rating them? :inquisitive:
You even followed up with "scum" and "lowest class"...
That's not to say I disagree but I wanted to show you that you use such ratings as well and it's not just others using them on you or women in general.
So calling someone trash is not rating them? :inquisitive:
I misunderstood what you meant by "rate", I apologise. You mean judging them, right?
I guess that I do this quite alot; if I see a group of chavvy-looking youths loitering around somewhere, I'll cross over the road without a second thought. It's probably a form of prejudice, judging them all to be bad news without even knowing them... but I've been in trouble with these types of people before and wouldn't want to risk doing so again.
I apologise for the major thread derailment, by the way. Didn't mean to turn the thread into a critique of British society. xD
Rhyfelwyr
03-11-2010, 01:18
People are too harsh in judging anyone that looks remotely chav-like. When I was younger I used to wear the whole tracksuit thing (facepalm, I know), I still always wear tracksuit bottoms over jeans, just because it's the norm where I live.
That's just how people dress in lower-class areas, well at least in the west coast of Scotland anyway. Doesn't mean they're all loud-mouthed thugs. And tbh, they look quite a bit different from those English chavs anyway, I've never seen any of the whole bling-thing up here.
People are too harsh in judging anyone that looks remotely chav-like. When I was younger I used to wear the whole tracksuit thing (facepalm, I know), I still always wear tracksuit bottoms over jeans, just because it's the norm where I live.
It isn't about the way they dress or anything; I wear tracksuit bottoms if I'm going for a run, nothing wrong with that. :P
It's more... their lifestyle and their attitudes that I disagree with. Getting on buses and playing their music without headphones/smoking at the back, being rude to people three or four times their age, being aggressive if you so much as look in their direction (that's more the women in my case, though)... I'm not saying that they're all like this, just that this is how I see them all because of the bad encounters I have had with them, both in my hometown and at university. :<
Rhyfelwyr
03-11-2010, 01:39
You get chavs at university?
I think this might cause part of the confusion... there is a difference between the chav/ned look you get in lower-class areas, and then this whole chav culture you get with rich kids spending triple figures on tracksuits and acting like ****'s becuase they wish they were black and it's the closest thing they can get to being gangsta.
johnhughthom
03-11-2010, 01:47
I know when I was at university I spent 3 figure sums on tracksuits. And of course by that I mean 3 figures in terms of pence. Not for any fashion statement or wish to be part of a cultural grouping, simply because cheap clothes meant I had more money to spend on alcohol to get drunk and attempt to get female students out of their equally cheap and nasty tracksuits.
You get chavs at university?
Dunno, you might do; never saw any on campus myself, but that doesn't mean they're not around! :P
I meant that when I would go into Piccadilly, Deansgate or indeed most places off MMU's campus, I'd see chavs, acting similar to how they did back home. I should have said "at my university city", really, would have made more sense. :3
Centurion1
03-11-2010, 01:58
wow british culture sounds like a poor rip off of american gangsta's/mafia.
I misunderstood what you meant by "rate", I apologise. You mean judging them, right?
Yes, no problem.
Sometimes I want to beat up those subway-smokers, too, although some of them look like they could easily reverse the situation...
And to get back on the subject, smoking in the subway is not manly at all, if you want to smoke a fag, do it in private, some people are so desperately in need of one, they already start on the escalator, it's not only annoying, it also shows they are enslaved by those little round sticks...
johnhughthom
03-11-2010, 02:03
wow british culture sounds like a poor rip off of american gangsta's/mafia.
That's only the upper echelons of British youth culture. The more culturally backward only worry about having/fathering a child as soon as possible and getting all the necessary information on what benefits they are entitled to, and what they aren't entitled to but can get anyway if they nag their doctor enough.
Centurion1
03-11-2010, 02:13
That's only the upper echelons of British youth culture. The more culturally backward only worry about having/fathering a child as soon as possible and getting all the necessary information on what benefits they are entitled to, and what they aren't entitled to but can get anyway if they nag their doctor enough.
they say Britians our cousins but i think we must be long lost identical twins :wink:
a completely inoffensive name
03-11-2010, 07:43
All I know about Britain is what I have seen on the internetz during my breaks between ME2 breakthroughs. To the best of my knowledge you guys love your socialism, your soccer and you guys actually go after bad executive branch leaders suspected of misleading the public.
Megas Methuselah
03-11-2010, 08:36
http://tmcq.co.uk/pictures/chav5.jpg
Hehe, that girl on the left sort of looks horse-ish. The long face, eyes put strangely on the face, the shorter hair, and the teeth. The one on the right isn't entirely that bad, though... Gets me thinking: if the only way I could have the girl on the right was to take her at the same time as the funneh girl on the left, I think I'd do it. Maybe, I think. A few drinks would certainly decide it, anyways.
Hehe, that girl on the left sort of looks horse-ish. The long face, eyes put strangely on the face, the shorter hair, and the teeth. The one on the right isn't entirely that bad, though... Gets me thinking: if the only way I could have the girl on the right was to take her at the same time as the funneh girl on the left, I think I'd do it. Maybe, I think. A few drinks would certainly decide it, anyways.
Trying desperately to fit into several stereotypes, are you? :inquisitive:
Strike For The South
03-11-2010, 16:47
Without there class the British are really just ugly Americans, pity it's come to that.
So Hooah what happend have you tried to talking to her yet?
With some more class Americans would know it's 'their' ;)
Strike For The South
03-11-2010, 16:52
With some more class Americans would know it's 'their' ;)
Well when you speak 7 languages it's hard to keep these things straight.
Especially in Texas. And I never said I speak them I said I could screw up. As you just did.
It is there <-directional
It is theirs <-possesive
Strike For The South
03-11-2010, 16:59
Especially in Texas. And I never said I speak them I said I could screw up. As you just did.
It is there <-directional
It is theirs <-possesive
Im just busting your chops.
You'll always be my favorite tulip
Thx, if I would ever want to live in a desert Texas will always be my first choice
Strike For The South
03-11-2010, 17:10
Thx, if I would ever want to live in a desert Texas will always be my first choice
https://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7910/texashillcountry.jpg (https://img59.imageshack.us/i/texashillcountry.jpg/)
What am I supposed to look at, there is something blocking the view. Find a better angle.
Louis VI the Fat
03-11-2010, 17:20
https://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7910/texashillcountry.jpg (https://img59.imageshack.us/i/texashillcountry.jpg/)Whoa, and I expected it to be a dry desert down there. Never knew it could get so wet.
Which, incidentally, is the same as what I said to Heather last night. Bringing us nicely back to the topic of this thread: yo Hooah, what's up buddy? Keep us up to speed!
Furunculus
03-11-2010, 17:28
Everyone knows that Czech women are the most attractive.
i have to tell you that the Czech Republic isn't even in the running, the award to sexiest woman is a dead heat between slovenia, finland and poland.
Slavic women are very pretty indeed
Which is the same as what I said to Heather last night.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Did you lick her yoghurt pot lid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDqDer8TbwY)? Seriously, you should watch that link, Harry Hill is pretty funny. :3
Sasaki Kojiro
03-11-2010, 18:22
I'm going to wipe all the posts about chavs from my memory and keep this as my image of England:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQWPR9TM0Gk&feature=related
Kagemusha
03-11-2010, 18:41
i have to tell you that the Czech Republic isn't even in the running, the award to sexiest woman is a dead heat between slovenia, finland and poland.
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but i find the Western Europeans ´spesically French women on many occasions lot more fascinating then ours up here in North atleast.
Louis VI the Fat
03-11-2010, 18:57
I am, sorry to generalise, not all that fond of Eastern European women. Too much make-up, too short a skirts. In general not usually my type.
French women are awesome.
Even more striking, they really come into their own when they age. Or rather, when they 'ripe', like a good wine showing its true class by only improving astime goes by. They age beautifully and gracefully.
Catherine Deneuve *drool* :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AFNZ30CwEg&feature=related
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but i find the Western Europeans ´spesically French women on many occasions lot more fascinating then ours up here in North atleast.
He said between that means you are right above it.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-12-2010, 00:19
You get chavs at university?
I think this might cause part of the confusion... there is a difference between the chav/ned look you get in lower-class areas, and then this whole chav culture you get with rich kids spending triple figures on tracksuits and acting like ****'s becuase they wish they were black and it's the closest thing they can get to being gangsta.
Ah, Rars. The bane of my existence, men that dress like slobs and women who dote on men who dress like slobs. Home Counties breeding required.
I only know a few girls (single figures) who could be counted as not promiscuous.
Really? Maybe I'm naturally selective of my female friends; I seem to pick Christians out the way some men tag NVPL. Maybe our definition of promiscuous is different. I mean women who are monogomous and don't generally but out until some time after the 3rd date line.
clubs are the bane of youth, stay away
Indeed. Overpriced drinks, generally bad music (mostly because the DJ is rubbish), too loud to talk.
Megas Methuselah
03-12-2010, 03:26
Trying desperately to fit into several stereotypes, are you? :inquisitive:
Do you look kinda horse-ish too, German? :laugh4:
Really? Maybe I'm naturally selective of my female friends; I seem to pick Christians out the way some men tag NVPL. Maybe our definition of promiscuous is different. I mean women who are monogomous and don't generally but out until some time after the 3rd date line.
That is kind of promiscuous (what do you mean by 3rd date?), though my female friends are in relationships so they wouldn't be around other people doing that anyway. I also was counting people I weren't friends with.
It is there <-directional
It is theirs <-possesive
I'm so proud of you! *wipes away tears*
Do you look kinda horse-ish too, German? :laugh4:
I don't look horse-radish, I look more sauerkrautish.
Megas Methuselah
03-12-2010, 05:01
I don't look horse-radish, I look more sauerkrautish.
Hehe. But srsly, that girl looks like a horse! At first I thought she ressembled a chipmunk, but no, she's far closer to a horse than that.
Furunculus
03-12-2010, 14:37
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but i find the Western Europeans ´spesically French women on many occasions lot more fascinating then ours up here in North atleast.
a few years back i made it a mssion to hop over as many various 'fences' as i could find, and i found quite a lot! regardless, my conclusion was that finns poles and slovenians are the hottest women around, although in deference to Louis's opinion i must admit that i have never mounted a french 'fence'. :p
trick is to kick in the gate
johnhughthom
03-12-2010, 15:00
You use your foot? That's what I've been doing wrong all these years.
Centurion1
03-12-2010, 15:11
a few years back i made it a mssion to hop over as many various 'fences' as i could find, and i found quite a lot! regardless, my conclusion was that finns poles and slovenians are the hottest women around, although in deference to Louis's opinion i must admit that i have never mounted a french 'fence'. :p
My father gave me a huge lecture on Finnish women during the bronze medal game in hockey at vancouver. He sounded appreciative. And he did marry a slav so that must mean something, right :wink:
Louis VI the Fat
03-12-2010, 15:20
a few years back i made it a mssion to hop over as many various 'fences' as i could find, and i found quite a lot! regardless, my conclusion was that finns poles and slovenians are the hottest women around, although in deference to Louis's opinion i must admit that i have never mounted a french 'fence'. :pNow that I think about it, I never managed an Englishwoman. All of them*, without exception, turned out to be Scottish.
Lovely lasses, great times.
*Trying to maintain my image of manly awesomeness, it's only in the small print that you find out 'all of them' does not denote a massive amount, but merely two.
Centurion1
03-12-2010, 15:30
*Trying to maintain my image of manly awesomeness, it's only in the small print that you find out 'all of them' does not denote a massive amount, but merely two.
thats not bad for a single ethnicity.
Kagemusha
03-12-2010, 15:50
a few years back i made it a mssion to hop over as many various 'fences' as i could find, and i found quite a lot! regardless, my conclusion was that finns poles and slovenians are the hottest women around, although in deference to Louis's opinion i must admit that i have never mounted a french 'fence'. :p
Ofcourse these are matter of taste that can and should be talked to no ends, but in the end it is great that we dont have all the same preferences when it comes to the lovely beings women are.:painting:
Furunculus
03-12-2010, 16:02
Now that I think about it, I never managed an Englishwoman. All of them*, without exception, turned out to be Scottish.
Lovely lasses, great times.
*Trying to maintain my image of manly awesomeness, it's only in the small print that you find out 'all of them' does not denote a massive amount, but merely two.
>respectfully ignoring the small-print<
i should point out that i am acquainted with several french woman, all of them lovely, so i recognise that it is my loss that no fences have been leapt in that direction.
my only Scottish girl was ethnically Chinese, and seeing as ethnicity was the name of the game she doesn't count as bonny-highland-lass. lovely girl, great times.*
*until she went loopy and tried to take a £5,000 loan in my name.
Gregoshi
03-12-2010, 16:27
...until she went loopy and tried to take a £5,000 loan in my name.
Then you broke up and become a loner? ~D
So, despite saying that English women are the most promiscuous, none of you have actually been with one?
It appears that you have all found your Everests, then. :>
That is kind of promiscuous (what do you mean by 3rd date?)
He means that on the third date, he'll try to get his leg over. Or that the girl he's been dating will put out. One or the other. :P
Furunculus
03-12-2010, 17:12
Then you broke up and become a loner? ~D
nah, i just continued with my mission to frank as many exotic women as possible. :D
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-12-2010, 17:53
That is kind of promiscuous (what do you mean by 3rd date?), though my female friends are in relationships so they wouldn't be around other people doing that anyway. I also was counting people I weren't friends with.
So they're promiscuous in relationships?
He means that on the third date, he'll try to get his leg over. Or that the girl he's been dating will put out. One or the other. :P
No, "he" means that they don't have sex until after the third date, i.e. they aren't the sort of girls who count down to the third date and then jump into bed like it's a formality. I knew one girl in my first year who would routinely bring men back to halls after she had been out. She was very attractive and quite discerning about her partners (physically at least).
As far as I'm concerned; currently celibate.
No, "he" means that...
Hey, there isn't a need for that sort of tone... I forgot your name while quoting Beskie's post, hence 'he'. I also didn't read it correctly, it would seem. I understand what you meant now, at any rate. Sorry if I came across as rude or anything. :/
As far as I'm concerned; currently celibate.
If that's entirely through your own choice, it's quite commendable. :3
Gregoshi
03-12-2010, 18:27
nah, i just continued with my mission to frank as many exotic women as possible. :D
Um, did you miss the pun? Loaner...loner. Ba-da-dum (rimshot). :drummer:
Furunculus
03-12-2010, 19:25
Um, did you miss the pun? Loaner...loner. Ba-da-dum (rimshot). :drummer:
i did. :p
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-12-2010, 23:19
Hey, there isn't a need for that sort of tone... I forgot your name while quoting Beskie's post, hence 'he'. I also didn't read it correctly, it would seem. I understand what you meant now, at any rate. Sorry if I came across as rude or anything. :/
Well, the term "get his leg over" was personal, which irritated me. Having said that, I was probably oversenestive, sorry for snapping.
If that's entirely through your own choice, it's quite commendable. :3
God told me if I ever have sex with a woman I'll go to Hell. *deadpan*.
No, I'm celibate because I have no idea where I'm going to be in six months, I wouldn't have sex with a girl unless we were in a relationship, and I don't like the idea of relationships with expiry dates.
Well, the term "get his leg over" was personal, which irritated me. Having said that, I was probably oversenestive, sorry for snapping.
I didn't convey myself in quite the proper tone, so it's understandable that you'd snap, really. Don't worry about it! :3
I wouldn't have sex with a girl unless we were in a relationship, and I don't like the idea of relationships with expiry dates.
I don't know many guys that would maintain this sort of stance, but then I generally know alot of d-bags!
Kudos, you have my upmost respect, sir. :bow:
He means that on the third date, he'll try to get his leg over. Or that the girl he's been dating will put out. One or the other. :P
Is this with a girl the person has basically met for the 4th time in total, or some one they been friends with/known for years?
Aka, random person in a club, met up two other times else where. Leg over?
or, known such a person for 5 years, constant contact, only after 3rd "romantic outing" they do the leg over?
Big difference.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-13-2010, 01:23
I didn't convey myself in quite the proper tone, so it's understandable that you'd snap, really. Don't worry about it! :3
I still shouldn't have snapped though, things don't carry well over text.
I don't know many guys that would maintain this sort of stance, but then I generally know alot of d-bags!
Kudos, you have my upmost respect, sir. :bow:
I think that's a shame. I'm not the only one, and you certainly shouldn't aplaud me for something that should be taken for granted.
Is this with a girl the person has basically met for the 4th time in total, or some one they been friends with/known for years?
Aka, random person in a club, met up two other times else where. Leg over?
or, known such a person for 5 years, constant contact, only after 3rd "romantic outing" they do the leg over?
Well, it's neither, really.
Meeting someone four times doesn't constitute having sex with them after all. It's simply that after three dates, and all the getting-to-know-you conversation that comes with that, you'll know someone somewhat well enough to decide whether you want to get into a relationship with them and progress to a more intimate stage at some point..
Go back and read what Philipvs (I remembered this time!) typed a few posts back to see what he meant, if what I said doesn't make sense. :3
Louis VI the Fat
03-13-2010, 01:33
Would you Brits mind stopping the apologies and exchanges of pleasantries already? The uncivilised world is getting nervous about it.
i just continued with my mission to frank as many exotic women as possible.
Ba-da-dum (rimshot). :drummer:Oh dear....That's a(n unintended) pun well worthy of a truckload of warning points. :laugh4:
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-13-2010, 01:39
Well, it's neither, really.
Meeting someone four times doesn't constitute having sex with them after all. It's simply that after three dates, and all the getting-to-know-you conversation that comes with that, you'll know someone somewhat well enough to decide whether you want to get into a relationship with them and progress to a more intimate stage at some point..
Go back and read what Philipvs (I remembered this time!) typed a few posts back to see what he meant, if what I said doesn't make sense. :3
M-hmmm, yes.
More to the point, there should not be a "line" (3rd date or otherwise) at which point a woman is obliged to well, oblige.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-13-2010, 01:42
Would you Brits mind stopping the apologies and exchanges of pleasantries already? The uncivilised world is getting nervous about it.
Oh dear....That's a(n unintended) pun well worthy of a truckload of warning points. :laugh4:
Could you not just retreat to your sense of cultural superiority and lick your wounds? ;-)
Ofcourse these are matter of taste that can and should be talked to no ends, but in the end it is great that we dont have all the same preferences when it comes to the lovely beings women are.:painting:
mwah they all kinda taste the same
mwah they all kinda taste the same
I can't be the only one who saw this as an innuendo, surely? :P
Louis VI the Fat
03-13-2010, 02:17
I can't be the only one who saw this as an innuendo, surely? :PInnuendo? Wot innuendo?
Your dirty mind, says I.
I bet you see all sorts of filthy things in this picure too, eh?
https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3100/rorschachw.jpg
(I know Fragony will see a Danish Muhammed cartoon in it)
I bet you see all sorts of filthy things in this picure too, eh?
https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3100/rorschachw.jpg
It looks like a Rorschach on acid. Aside of that, I see nothing. :P
Centurion1
03-13-2010, 02:46
i tohught it looked like a flower, than again im a good little catholic boy.
on that note......
mwah they all kinda taste the same
highly debatable sah highly debatable.
I don't know many guys that would maintain this sort of stance,
No? It's not that rare arond here, though I do live in a red state so...:juggle2:
In all seriousness, I would never...you know...with anyone that I hadn't known for a farily long time. I'm only 20, so it's not like I've had to wait long, but I'm content to hold out until I find someone I like and trust. And like Philipvs, I'm looking for something long-term (at least I think that's what he meant?). So yeah. Maybe it's not that common in the grand scheme, but we do exist. :sweatdrop:
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-13-2010, 11:35
No? It's not that rare arond here, though I do live in a red state so...:juggle2:
In all seriousness, I would never...you know...with anyone that I hadn't known for a farily long time. I'm only 20, so it's not like I've had to wait long, but I'm content to hold out until I find someone I like and trust. And like Philipvs, I'm looking for something long-term (at least I think that's what he meant?). So yeah. Maybe it's not that common in the grand scheme, but we do exist. :sweatdrop:
Well, I am looking for something long term eventually, but what I really meant was that I don't like the idea of a relationship that has to end. In other words, I wouldn't start something if I didn't htink there was long-term potential.
So, despite saying that English women are the most promiscuous, none of you have actually been with one?
I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?
I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?
You get a cookie!
Congratulations! ^.~
I bet you see all sorts of filthy things in this picure too, eh?
https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3100/rorschachw.jpg
Seafood, birds and green paprika.
Is that okay or do I need counseling now?
I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land.
And I was thinking I was the only one...
Louis VI the Fat
03-13-2010, 17:21
Dang it. The Yanks have again gone where no Euro has either managed or dared to go. :shame:
The prosimian and Drone, that's two of them already.
Where's Kadagar when you need him?
Dang it. The Yanks have again gone where no Euro has either managed or dared to go.
It's like the old British saying, "They're overpaid, oversexed and over here."
Centurion1
03-13-2010, 17:44
oh dear god............ this thread.
oh dear god............ this thread.
Centurion wants to engage in the thread more, but is worried what people might say! :P
And I was thinking I was the only one...
No you fool she probably had others as well
oh dear god............ this thread.
I suppose we shouldn't discuss the English vice (http://www.drweevil.org/archives/000216.html), then.
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