Haiku Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

If that's true, then of
Secura, Market, Thermal,
two of three are scum.

Convince Secura
That she is a scumbag? Fun.
Or AVSM. :laugh4:

[Niklas]

If Pizza is scum,
then Thermal is innocent,
Secura or Market then.

[Niklas]

So in either case,
Secura or Market is
definitely scum.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If that's true, then of
Secura, Market, Thermal,
two of three are scum.

You lose big time now.
You won't vote Thermal with me.
Secura, scum too?

[Niklas]

Of the two of them,
waiting with the vote on me
seems the scummy move.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Secura/Market
Must be scum then? Makes her laugh.
Vote Mercury, Nik.

[Askthepizzaguy]

See how everyone
Besides Niklas is scummy
Argument breaks down.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And he won't vote Merc.
That's the one vote he won't make.
Tells you everything.

[Niklas]

No, you twist my words.
Secura OR Market is,
not both together.

[Niklas]

And Secura knows,
if she is not the scum here,
that Market must be.

[Askthepizzaguy]

No, you twist my words.
Secura OR Market is,
not both together.

Then Thermal is too!
Hello, Earth to Niklas! Hi....
You have failed now, friend.

[Niklas]

And he won't vote Merc.
That's the one vote he won't make.
Tells you everything.
Your insistance that
I vote for Thermal is what
makes me sure you're scum.

[Secura]

No, you twist my words.
Secura OR Market is,
not both together.

Based on this idea
You claim there is only one?
You confuse me, dude.

[Niklas]

Then Thermal is too!
Hello, Earth to Niklas! Hi....
You have failed now, friend.
No, Thermal is scum
only if you're innocent,
which I don't believe!

[Askthepizzaguy]

And Secura knows,
if she is not the scum here,
that Market must be.

Then Thermal is scum!
VOTE FOR THERMAL NOW NOW NOW
Your logic "eats self".

[Askthepizzaguy]

No, Thermal is scum
only if you're innocent,
which I don't believe!

Your whole case hangs on
Me being a scumbag, right?
SO DON'T NOT VOTE ME.

[Niklas]

Based on this idea
You claim there is only one?
You confuse me, dude.
I claim there are two,
Pizza man and one other,
one who votes for me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The fact you move vote
When you think I'm scum says this:
You don't really think.

[Niklas]

Your whole case hangs on
Me being a scumbag, right?
SO DON'T NOT VOTE ME.
No, again you twist
the words that I have given --
Scummy through and through!

[Niklas]

I say Market is,
with high probability,
SCUM IN EITHER CASE!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Niklas full of lies
If think I am scum vote me
ELSE, listen to me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Can't do both, Niklas.
Can't say Pizza is scum, then
NOT VOTE FOR PIZZA.

[Niklas]

Yet Thermal is not,
only in case you are not,
which I don't believe.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You expose yourself
You're a liar. Hypocrite.
Con artist. Scumbag!

[Secura]

No, again you twist
the words that I have given --
Scummy through and through!

Surely though, Niklas,
You can see that you too seem
To be scummy, right?

[Niklas]

Can't do both, Niklas.
Can't say Pizza is scum, then
NOT VOTE FOR PIZZA.
That's just plain stupid --
I can and will do just that,
because it makes sense.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Can't do both, Niklas.
Can't say Pizza is scum, then
NOT VOTE FOR PIZZA.

If I'm scum vote me.
If I am not, Vote Thermal.
NO OTHER CHOICES.

[Niklas]

Surely though, Niklas,
You can see that you too seem
To be scummy, right?
From where comes then this
impression you have of me?
Explain to me please?

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're inconsistent.
Vote Thermal or Pizza now.
Otherwise, liar.

[Niklas]

If I'm scum vote me.
If I am not, Vote Thermal.
NO OTHER CHOICES.
Voting you has failed,
otherwise I gladly would!
That is where you fail.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm scum? lynch PIZZA
If not, you will listen now.
Vote Merc or you're lynched.

[Niklas]

You're inconsistent.
Vote Thermal or Pizza now.
Otherwise, liar.
I am consistent --
I would gladly vote Pizza,
if I thought you'd die.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm scum? lynch PIZZA
If not, you will listen now.
Vote Merc or you're lynched.

This the only way.
Your hesitation shows me
I'm right all along.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am consistent --
I would gladly vote Pizza,
if I thought you'd die.

Then why say to her
Vote A Very Super Way?
You're a big fat lie.

[Niklas]

I'm scum? lynch PIZZA
If not, you will listen now.
Vote Merc or you're lynched.
I would lynch Pizza
if I thought that it would work,
but if you persist...

unvote: AVSM; vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza scum? Okay
So you tell Secura vote
AVSM? Right....

[Niklas]

Then why say to her
Vote A Very Super Way?
You're a big fat lie.
That's because I think
AVSM must be scum
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why not tell Market
Vote Sec? How you know she's town?
You a big liar.

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's because I think
AVSM must be scum
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT!

Indecisive scum
Can't say for sure Pizza's scum
Ha ha ha ha ha

[Niklas]

What you fail to see:
it's all probability!
You are just too thick.

[Niklas]

Indecisive scum
Can't say for sure Pizza's scum
Ha ha ha ha ha
All I have on you
is the scummy tricks you play,
no accurate proof.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, maybe Pizza
Oh, must be Market. It must!
Can't be Mercury. -----> :laugh4:

[Niklas]

But that doesn't mean
that I think you're innocent,
you're the thick one here.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Not Secura too?
Funny man, you are Niklas.
Only be one way?

[Niklas]

Oh, maybe Pizza
Oh, must be Market. It must!
Can't be Mercury. -----> :laugh4:
Yes it can be him,
but only if you're not scum,
quite unlikely that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Most rigid townie
I have ever seen, you are.
And still no backbone.

[Niklas]

Not Secura too?
Funny man, you are Niklas.
Only be one way?
No, Secura is
certainly a valid vote,
I will not deny.

[Niklas]

Most rigid townie
I have ever seen, you are.
And still no backbone.
You just can't see straight?
Why would I vote Mercury?
Just 'cause you said so?

[Secura]

From where comes then this
impression you have of me?
Explain to me please?

The manner in which
You dither to and fro from
Market to Pizza.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, maybe Pizza
Oh, must be Market. It must!
Can't be Mercury. -----> :laugh4:

You reveal this much:
You're not my partner. Nor A's.
Must be M's or S.

[Thermal]

I was the first to
vote for Askthepizzaguy
No following suit

[Askthepizzaguy]

Secura's not scum.
I don't know that, but you do
How interesting.

[Niklas]

The manner in which
You dither to and fro from
Market to Pizza.
It's not dithering.
I believe it's both of them,
and Pizza vote failed!

[Thermal]

Our voting of you
is no more scummy than your
voting of Niklas

[Niklas]

Secura's not scum.
I don't know that, but you do
How interesting.
You should get glasses --
Secura is a valid vote,
only she would know.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Odds of scum split vote:
Not bloody likely here, chaps.
See how he squirms, squirms.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I was the first to
vote for Askthepizzaguy
No following suit

Chime in, fellow scum
Your partner failed to impress
Now you must save game.

[Niklas]

I said early on,
one of Secura, Market,
and picked one of them.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Our voting of you
is no more scummy than your
voting of Niklas

Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol
ROFLMAO
Too, too, too funny.

[Niklas]

But from Thermal's words,
I am even more convinced
that Pizza is scum.

[Secura]

I said early on,
one of Secura, Market,
and picked one of them.

If Market is scum,
Who then is his scum buddy?
This is confusing.

[Thermal]

Askthepizzaguy
it is more likely you scum
just see secura!





Let me spell it out
Niklas and Thermal are scum
Help, AVSM!!!




The choices we make
May all fall into their place
In a grand game plan

Vote: Nilkas

[Niklas]

I will leave my vote
where it most truly belongs,
on the pizza guy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Say too, does Thermal
How scummy Market is now?
Go on, make me laugh.

[Thermal]

Askthepizzaguy,
A-V-S-M, our evil
mafia pair found!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Look! They think as one
Like a pair of twins, they are
Very amusing.

[Niklas]

I can only hope
that Secura or Market
will see reason now.

[Niklas]

I have made my case.
If it is not strong enough
the we will have lost.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can only hope
that Secura or Market
will see reason now.

This the funniest
Thing I have ever, EVER
Read by far. Good job.

[Thermal]

They are working with
each other, just see above
terribly scummy

[Niklas]

And with that I leave,
since I have pressing concerns,
my dogs need a walk.

[Thermal]

Askthepizzaguy
is belittling us when
are reasons are fine

[Niklas]

This the funniest
Thing I have ever, EVER
Read by far. Good job.
I can only hope
that he who claims to laugh most
will not get the last.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can only hope
that Secura or Market
will see reason now.

Here, you admit that
Mercury is valid choice...
Never vote for him.

[Thermal]

putting pressure on
town, when it is all faked to
persuade secura

[Askthepizzaguy]

They are working with
each other, just see above
terribly scummy

Then stop your squirming
Niklas, Thermal, vote for me
Stop all this nonsense.

[Thermal]

I'm a valid choice?
Why not A-V-S-M? Why
the big conviction?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Secura decides.
Given your antics, I know
That she's not a scum.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote me, Secura
Or vote for Niklas. Are you
The odd townie out?

[Thermal]

reason: hes your scum
buddy, no analysing
your on the offense

[Askthepizzaguy]

Or does their antics
Tell you a different story?
I rest my case now.

[Thermal]

its unlike you so
your clearly holding on to
loose ends, vote for him!

[Renata]

Askthepizzaguy
is belittling us when
are reasons are fine

Yes. It is really
Quite simple. The mafia
would like a mislynch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

They've both admitted
That scums are voting as one.
So, me and Market?

[Renata]

If Pizza and N.
are both town, you go fight:
Mislynch! The scum win.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Or, Niklas/Thermal?
Scums vote as one. You can see.
Clear as day. Choose wise.

[Renata]

If that is true, then
the targets are two others
Of three. Pick any.

[Renata]

If Pizza's guilty
Then his partner certainly
Is not Thermal M.

[Renata]

Voting for Market
Makes sense for Niklas, as long
As he is not sure ...

[Secura]

Thermal Mercury
Is just as scummy to me
As both of you are.

[Renata]

On Pizza. However,
he should be sure. Pizza did
Make this happen, right?

[Renata]

A townie Pizza
Does not put the game into
The mafia's hands.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thermal/Niklas says:
Must be me, Market only.
So, scums vote as one.

[Secura]

Ergo, I am at
A loss as to where to vote
Market seems clean, though.

[Renata]

Not on a mere guess
From day one. It's too easy.
For the mafia.

[Thermal]

Secura decides.
Given your antics, I know
That she's not a scum.

CREEP! now thats funny
I think secura can see
past cheap flattery

[Renata]

Now I get popcorn.
And hope I'm right. If I'm not
It's embarrassing. :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

A townie Pizza
Does not put the game into
The mafia's hands.

^
You make no sense, Ren
Sorry. Want to listen but
I'm not doing this.

[Thermal]

Askthepizzaguy
it is more likely you scum
just see secura!

I remind you my
dear Secura, they work
together, theres proof!



Let me spell it out
Niklas and Thermal are scum
Help, AVSM!!!


The choices we make
May all fall into their place
In a grand game plan

Vote: Nilkas

[Askthepizzaguy]

If Pizza's guilty
Then his partner certainly
Is not Thermal M.

Partner also not
one "Niklas", obviously.
Must be market, then.

[Thermal]

A-V-S-M pops
in and votes when asked by his
scum buddy, pizza!

[Askthepizzaguy]

What say you, Market?
You're working with me as scum?
Tell them of our plans. :laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Or, Wi-fom, is this?
Maybe... Secura! Yes, she.
Must be my scum pal.

[Thermal]

Askthepizzaguy
gathered the biggest
bandwagon this round

[Thermal]

the one on niklas
which is scummier than the
one on pizzaguy

[Askthepizzaguy]

All choices are clear
Pizza must be scum or else
Thermal/Niklas are.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So, I bet whole game
Moral victory better
Than none. Lynch Pizza.

[Thermal]

A-V-S-M broke
the tie, A-T-P-G seems
to ignore this fact

[Thermal]

All choices are clear
Pizza must be scum or else
Thermal/Niklas are.

I will test you now
Vote for A-V-S-M, and
I will too, this will

[Thermal]

prove if your scum or
not, I think you won't though so
your alignment shines...

[Askthepizzaguy]

A-V-S-M broke
the tie, A-T-P-G seems
to ignore this fact

Nihil curo, scum.
I care not for whom he votes.
You won't vote Niklas.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I will test you now
Vote for A-V-S-M, and
I will too, this will

Scum.... :laugh4: Tricks are for kids!
All townies vote as one, right?
Wasn't I the scum?

:tongue2:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote for me, Thermal
You too, Niklas. If I'm scum
There's no other vote.

:dunce:

[Renata]

^
You make no sense, Ren
Sorry. Want to listen but
I'm not doing this.

I said it before. One:
Accuse Niklas. Two: WIFOM
"Kill me mafia!"

[Askthepizzaguy]

Get your wish, "town" guys.
Lynch me, then AVSM.
Start with "proved" scum: Me.

[Renata]

You called your shot -- if
You live or if you die, you
accuse Niklas. See?

[Renata]

You live. You two fight.
Mafia laugh, whether you
Are one or not. But ...

[Thermal]

Defending him shows
your both scum so yap on like
crabby old women

[Renata]

I think you are one.
Anyone could see this one
Miles off. But not you?

[Askthepizzaguy]

So you agree I
Must die to spare the town, yes?
Very well, lynch me.

[Thermal]

would, because your like
someone different in this
game, its clear why.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Can't argue with dead
Townies. So, this game is on
your head, Renata.

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote, vote: Askthepizzaguy

I told you so, yes.
So all must follow pizza
On self-wagon lynch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Gather round, townies.
Me and market are scum, lynch
us both and you win.

[Thermal]

So you agree I
Must die to spare the town, yes?
Very well, lynch me.

Its not me you have
to tell, you'd be dead by now
if i had control

unvote
vote:atpg

(just to make sure my vote isn't missed)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Renata knows best
Can't argue with dead townies.
She must be correct.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I must be wrong, see.
There is no other way here.
Only Pizza is wrong.

[Thermal]

unvote, vote: Askthepizzaguy

I told you so, yes.
So all must follow pizza
On self-wagon lynch.

dont fall for this please
he can change back at the end
then town lose badly

[Askthepizzaguy]

Listen to Thermal.
He's right, I'm wrong. Everyone
Is right except me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'll only unvote
And re-vote Niklas. That's all.
Won't vote other ways.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza or Niklas.
You must decide. Choose wisely.
Rest my case, said I.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Remember townies:
If I'm clean, you need my vote.
If not, vote for me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So I've decided:
It will either be me or
Niklas. Bet the game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

No more Wine in front.
This is my final vote now.
Only will vote him.

unvote, vote: Niklas

[Thermal]

Didn't expect you
to change back that quick! you set
a new record there. :wink:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Didn't expect you
to change back that quick! you set
a new record there. :wink:

Gee I must be scum
So Secura chooses now.
Niklas or Pizza?

[Secura]

Gee I must be scum
So Secura chooses now.
Niklas or Pizza?

Well, if I must choose
It would likely be neither.
Merc is scummier.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, if I must choose
It would likely be neither.
Merc is scummier.

If I'm scum, I'd change
To suit your theory. :bow: But here
I'll only vote Nik.

[Thermal]

Well, if I must choose
It would likely be neither.
Merc is scummier.

After all pizza
has said, how have you deduced
that? Your being fooled.

[Thermal]

Just because he says
I'm scum, doesn't mean it will
become true, grrr, sad...

[Niklas]

Everything is clear:
Good thing that I took a break,
so I could see truth.

[Niklas]

Market is not scum:
Pizza and Secura are,
read back and you'll see.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Market is not scum:
Pizza and Secura are,
read back and you'll see.

Now do you see, Sec?
When one trick fails, they must change.
Now, seeks Market's vote

[Niklas]

I repeat: read back!
If you read with that in mind,
Pizza's tactics show.

[Niklas]

Now do you see, Sec?
When one trick fails, they must change.
Now, seeks Market's vote
I will not follow:
fall into another round
of word fencing.

[Thermal]

Market is not scum:
Pizza and Secura are,
read back and you'll see.

I was beginning
to think that, in which case we
have been let down by....

[Niklas]

Strong, your WIFOM fu,
yet this time you went too far,
should have kept her out.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Secura: Nik/Therm
Or Market/Peetz. You must choose.
I choose Nik. Your vote.

[Thermal]

A-V-S-M, if
this is the case, then thanks, I
put up quotes where they

[Niklas]

Market: all's on you,
read back and decide who's right:
Pizza or Niklas.

[Thermal]

worked together and
Secura ignored them so
It makes sense Niklas

[Askthepizzaguy]

Market: all's on you,
read back and decide who's right:
Pizza or Niklas.

Wriggle, twist they do.
First A's scummy, now look who!
Always Pizza too.

[Niklas]

I will rest my case,
dinner beckons and I will
help myself to some.

[Thermal]

No wonder pizza
was laughing at us, not all
that surprising though

[Secura]

After all pizza
has said, how have you deduced
that? Your being fooled.

The way that you just
Popped back up and attacked the
Pizzaguy, of course.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Stand firm, Secura
In strong schiltrom formation
Ward off scum attacks.

[Thermal]

The way that you just
Popped back up and attacked the
Pizzaguy, of course.

Because he hasn't?
Biased! He has done the most
attacking by far

[Secura]

Because he hasn't?
Biased! He has done the most
attacking by far

And yet I believe
That you seem scummier than
Pizza or Niklas.

[Secura]

Perhaps the Market
Should decide the fate of the
Accused... fitting, no?

vote: Thermal Mercury

[Askthepizzaguy]

Perhaps the Market
Should decide the fate of the
Accused... fitting, no?

vote: Thermal Mercury

He can't decide if
He wants Secura's vote or
Market's. So by your lead.

unvote, vote: Thermal Mercury

[Thermal]

And yet I believe
That you seem scummier than
Pizza or Niklas.

No good reason why
so why would you believe that?
practically spells scum

[Askthepizzaguy]

No good reason why
so why would you believe that?
practically spells scum

Ha! You want her vote
But you also want her lynched
Indecisive scum.

[Thermal]

her vote is worthless
your voting nicely so that
AVSM sides

[Thermal]

with you, but oh well
there is no way he will see
any sense i don't think

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, but Market was
my partner remember, right?
How duplicitous.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tell me, scummy ones
Why does Secura change vote?
Scum has no reason.

[Thermal]

it could be any three
of you, im assuming its
you two through your

[Askthepizzaguy]

three votes to two votes
And the scum have won, true? No?
Change vote now means town.

[Niklas]

I said all along,
one of Secura, Market,
and I chose from that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So: Pizza/Market
Is the only choice. Must be.
Is he scum now, scums?

[Thermal]

constant unexplained
logic, reading your posts gives
actually nothing

[Niklas]

I had little leads
to choose between the two then,
but now I have more.

[Thermal]

constructive, the one
innocent guy out of the
three of you must read

[Niklas]

But this serves no point,
only Market can decide,
which side makes most sense.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I had little leads
to choose between the two then,
but now I have more.

You do realize
That you need Secura or
Market's vote, don't you?

[Niklas]

Thermal! Your haikus
are not proper form at all!
Should be self-contained!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Funny you've said both
Are scummy, various times.
You're so convincing.

[Thermal]

yes but what i need
to say goes over many posts
i have to think quick

[Thermal]

it could be any three
of you, im assuming its
you two through your


constant unexplained
logic, reading your posts gives
actually nothing



constructive, the one
innocent guy out of the
three of you must read



the entire thread
as niklas says, then you'll see
worthless posts from scum

[Askthepizzaguy]

yes but what i need
to say goes over many posts
i have to think quick

Hard is it to lie
And to compose haiku lines?
Is it? Oh my yes.

[Thermal]

Also Secura
why'd you ignore renata?
shows pizzaguy bias

[Thermal]

Hard is it to lie
And to compose haiku lines?
Is it? Oh my yes.

I've the courtesy
to post in other games too
unlike you pizza.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also Secura
why'd you ignore renata?
shows pizzaguy bias

Guess consistency
Isn't your strong suit. No vote
for Secura, eh?

:laugh4:

[Thermal]

You wouldn't spend all
your time on one game unless
you were mafia

[Thermal]

Guess consistency
Isn't your strong suit. No vote
for Secura, eh?

:laugh4:

I'm not letting you
kill me, so I'm afraid not
im not that naive

[Askthepizzaguy]

You wouldn't spend all
your time on one game unless
you were mafia

Sure, because I did
the same thing in Chinese and
Shadow fort. :smartass: You fail!

[Thermal]

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
-Askthepizzaguy

[A Very Super Market]

A dead townie
Masks the panic of the scum
So what do I read?

[A Very Super Market]

Niklas tries to vote
Pizzaguy, but quietly
When he has reason

[A Very Super Market]

He fills his own role
As nervous scum quite nicely.
..... Haikus are nasty.

Unvote, Vote: Thermal Mercury

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well it seems clear, yes
The scums do vote together.
No denying that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Given the choice here
I have to vote for the two
Who voted for me.

[Renata]

Witness my new sig.
If I got this wrong, this sig
Makes it all worth it.

( :laugh4: , hugs Pizza)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Witness my new sig.
If I got this wrong, this sig
Makes it all worth it.

( :laugh4: , hugs Pizza)

What will your sig be
If Pizza's right all along?
I guess we will see.

:wink:

[Renata]

It will be the same.
I'll wear it then, as a badge
Of my deep, deep shame.

[Askthepizzaguy]

'Twill be the same.
I'll wear it then, as a badge
Of my deep, deep shame.

Au contraire, my sweet
I shall write your new sig line:
Pizzaguy was right!

[Niklas]

Market cast his vote,
May well get this over with.
Subotan, your cue?

[Subotan]

If all are happy
I could shorten the day phase
I need PMs though

[Askthepizzaguy]

Either the hero
Or the fool, always I am
End my suffering.

[Thermal]

What will your sig be
If Pizza's right all along?
I guess we will see.

:wink:

Looks like we will, MAFIA WIN in bold and everything...

And no I'm not Haikuing, what you gonna do, sue me?

[Niklas]

Subotan has now
received my concession note,
I pray you follow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You hold now the game
In your hands, friend Secura
Tell me if I lost.

:sad:

[Secura]

You hold now the game
In your hands, friend Secura
Tell me if I lost.

Market holds the cards
I went with my gut feeling.
Nothing more or less.

[Secura]

The passing of night
Will bring the final clues
Before the sunlight.

[Secura]

Niklas or Pizza?
Both arouse suspicion, yes...
...but which one is it?

[Secura]

It could also be
The silent, steady, cautious...
...that would be Market.

[Thermal]

Niklas or Pizza?
Both arouse suspicion, yes...
...but which one is it?

Which two is it, more likely, and you forgot to add AVSM and yourself to that list.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I fear for my pride.
At least Renata can say
I told you so, 'guy.

[Secura]

Which two is it, more likely, and you forgot to add AVSM and yourself to that list.

I consider all.
If I know I am townie,
Others must be scum.

[Subotan]

Looks like we will, MAFIA WIN in bold and everything...

And no I'm not Haikuing, what you gonna do, sue me?
I'll WOG you so bad you'll cry.

[Niklas]

I fear for my pride.
At least Renata can say
I told you so, 'guy.
I just don't get how
the other innocents would
fall for your antics.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/images/smilies/shakehead.gif

[Secura]

I just don't get how
the other innocents would
fall for your antics.

The next round decides;
Pizza, Niklas or Market...
...many clues for all.

[Secura]

Plenty of leeway;
Final vote may be up to
Myself or Market.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you guys were scum
Secura, Market, I ask:
Why'd you change your votes?

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you guys were scum
Secura, Market, I ask:
Why'd you change your votes?

That does not make sense
from my viewpoint, I must say.
Please tell me you're town.

[Secura]

That does not make sense
from my viewpoint, I must say.
Please tell me you're town.

Incorrect name, dude!
Correct alignment however;
I am town, yes... you?

[Renata]

What? I am stone dead.
So I've voted for no one.
Mixed up the women?

[Thermal]

I'll WOG you so bad you'll cry.

:uhoh:

you wouldn't....you couldn't...right\/

aheh heh uh...

:sweatdrop:

[Secura]

The uncertainty
Of Niklas was most troubling
I am still confused.

[Askthepizzaguy]

What? I am stone dead.
So I've voted for no one.
Mixed up the women?

Good "maf-ya" player
Askthepizzaguy is, but
Juggles fems badly.

:laugh4:

[Thermal]

comic book guy moment.

[Secura]

Good "maf-ya" player
Askthepizzaguy is, but
Juggles fems badly.

Only in your dreams!
Diana is enough for
Ask The Pizza Guy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Only in your dreams
Diana is enough for
Askthepizzaguy

Quoted for the truth!
Diana Abnoba rules
Pizza is nothing.

[Secura]

Quoted for the truth!
Diana Abnoba rules
Pizza is nothing.

Forgive my syntax,
I overstepped on the words
And the syllables.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Incorrect name, dude!
Correct alignment however;
I am town, yes... you?

I was always town.
So if we lose, I will for
sure not feel as bad.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Worried most, I was
About being very wrong
on both T- and N-.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And being shafted
by Sec- and Market duo
That makes me look BAD.

[Niklas]

There is not a chance
that Mercury is scum here.
That just makes no sense.

[Askthepizzaguy]

There is not a chance
that Mercury is scum here.
That just makes no sense.

Doth protest too much,
Man in funny hat sure does
Makes me feel better.

[Subotan]

Mercury dribbles
Pooling on a cold stone floor
Poison stops the heart

As you are all online, and because I need to keep to my schedule, orders are due in three hours.

[Niklas]

It is no protest,
I am truly puzzled here.
Who is mafia??

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mercury dribbles
Pooling on a cold stone floor
Poison stops the heart

If two scum there were,
Now there is one. Come get me,
Filthy rotten scum.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Who drank from the cup?
Whose goblet runeth over
With poisoned wine now?

[Secura]

Market and Pizza,
Niklas and Secura left;
I hope we were right.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Market and Pizza,
Niklas and Secura left;
I hope we were right.

Scratch one from the list
You know as well as I do
I'll never see dawn

[Thermal]

Market and Pizza,
Niklas and Secura left;
I hope we were right.

You don't take my place, my dead corpse is still in it. :inquisitive:

[Askthepizzaguy]

You don't take my place, my dead corpse is still in it. :inquisitive:

You do realize
I will next vote for Niklas
Any final words?

[Thermal]

You do realize
I will next vote for Niklas
Any final words?

Your commiting suicide on behalf of all of the town.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your commiting suicide on behalf of all of the town.

I don't think so, scum.
Had you the votes, then you would
have lynched Pizzaguy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

No need for Wi-Fom
If you had the votes. Correct?
Just win game outright.

[Subotan]

Your commiting suicide on behalf of all of the town.
You may be stone dead
But I can still WOG your ghost
Back to Timbuktu

[Askthepizzaguy]

Shame and much disgrace...
The opening post says one...
Not two mafia.


:bigcry:

[Niklas]

I can not believe
that we've been such idiots!
Shame and much disgrace...

[Secura]

A mighty facepalm;
Apologies to Thermal,
We will avenge you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If the first is false,
Thermal, Market, Secura,
two out of those three.

Nik' thinks two, not one
Mafia scum. What to do?
Admit total fail.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mafia scum is
"A Very" or Secura.
Must re-read the thread.

[Niklas]

Total fail indeed,
but from fail comes chance for gain --
much was learnt this day!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Confusing logic,
Yet there appears to be
A good point in there.

Hard to remember?
click the link and find this post
"Secure" thinks two scums.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Based on this idea
You claim there is only one?
You confuse me, dude.

Here, I waver some
Seems like she knows there is one
But I'm not secure... :tongue:

[Askthepizzaguy]

If Market is scum,
Who then is his scum buddy?
This is confusing.

Here, she thinks there's one.
So, maybe it was Market
Who is the sole scum.