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I tell you, I get the best room service imaginable. Heated sheets, breakfast in bed, the works! All thanks to my cat. :P It seems that for the last month, almost every other night she drags a dead rodent onto my bed or at the foot of my bed. (several times into my slippers, and I unknowingly stuck my foot into it)
The worst thing is that sometimes they are not even dead! I hate to be ungrateful, but I think some serious training is in order. :P
She loves you and brings you food! It's really amazing behaviour as cats are solitary creatures by nature.
She loves you and brings you food! It's really amazing behaviour as cats are solitary creatures by nature.
Yeah, I know she has good intentions, but it is disgusting. :P lol
The dead rodents are a token of your cats love. They are very intelligent creatures, despite some thinking otherwise due to the solitary nature they most often express. You have an outdoor cat I assume. You should ge grateful. I have an indoor cat, and when he wants me to clean his litter box, well, he poops on the floor! He's a great cat! ;)
LOL my cat does that as well, was years ago just got it from my brother, was playing a game and I hear *meow*, I turn around and he makes a dump on the floor and walks off. Point taken. Should have been angry but they would have to reanimate me first
lol A Nerd, I am grateful that she likes me like that, but I cannot be waking up and putting my foot into a half disemboweled, LIVE mouse! It is not how I like to start my mornings. :P
She is a wonderful cat, so I am not gonna punish her. I am just going to start leaving her out at night and closing and fastening the doors. :P
That's a good idea. You might still find these 'tokens of affection' outside your doors and the like, but I guess that is better than in your slippers and in your bed! Cats tend to form habits, therefore your idea will only work if you keep her out. For example (another poop reference), when I lived at home, our cat got locked in my bedroom and couldn't make it to the litter box so he had to releive himself in my room. After that, whenever he couldn't get to the litter box (it was in the cellar and the cellar door sometimes would be closed blocking his access), he would poop in my room, much to my dismay. Another cat, earlier than this when I was a child, would opt for the tub. Cats are wonderful, affectionate creatures, very intelligent as well!
Best solution I hear is to approach the cat on the wall, stroke it, then place it in a bin.
lol, my cat's father used to tear the heads off of rodents and leave them at the door. I think she learned from his bad habits. :P
Best solution I hear is to approach the cat on the wall, stroke it, then place it in a bin.
Well her life is suitably made into a living hell
Well her life is suitably made into a living hell
lol, I did not understand Beskar's comment and I do not understand yours Frag. :P
I assumed the bin is a cage. Not good for an outdoor cat.
Megas Methuselah
08-26-2010, 18:45
Gross thead, mane...
I assumed the bin is a cage. Not good for an outdoor cat.
Nah some old UK psycho :daisy: dropped a cat in a bin, and it was filmed. These things travel fast, 28.000 people on her anti-her page on facebook so far. She is now under police protection, probably close to death by nervous breakdown by now. Suits her right.
Nah some old UK psycho dropped a cat in a bin, and it was filmed. These things travel fast, 28.000 people on her anti-her page on facebook so far. She is now under police protection, probably close to death by nervous breakdown by now. Suits her right.
Not that I am particularly eagre to know, but what exactally is a 'bin' then?
Not that I am particularly eagre to know, but what exactally is a 'bin' then?
Trash container, owner found her 15 hours later. I am a pretty mellow guy but if someone would do that to my cat it's tongs and pinchers time.
Not that I am particularly eagre to know, but what exactally is a 'bin' then?
A bin is a bin (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11068063).
That's terrible! I'm just glad that the cat wasn't killed or anything! I was afraid it was something gruesome!
Best solution I hear is to approach the cat on the wall, stroke it, then place it in a bin.
lol, I prefer clothes washing machines. ~;)
Nah some old UK psycho :daisy: dropped a cat in a bin, and it was filmed. These things travel fast, 28.000 people on her anti-her page on facebook so far. She is now under police protection, probably close to death by nervous breakdown by now. Suits her right.
I don't know what all the fuss is about, people waste food all the time, why is everyone jumping down her throat all of a sudden?
I don't know what all the fuss is about
Neither does she, that's why it's best to completely ruin her life.
Cute Wolf
08-27-2010, 10:36
you need a male cat, so she could start giving the dead rodent to "Him" instead of you :wink:
A bin is a bin (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11068063).
What's a story without the actual footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYdUZdan5i8
Strike For The South
08-27-2010, 16:21
You people actually call a trash can a "wheelie bin"
Do
Not
Understand
johnhughthom
08-27-2010, 16:23
Well, only if it has wheels...
You people actually call a trash can a "wheelie bin"
Since "Trash Can" is slang itself for a type of bin...
Megas Methuselah
08-28-2010, 00:59
fancy dancy euros. over here we call em "the garbage."
I laughed for a good long time when I saw "wheelie bin"! That is so funny. lol Not that there is anything wrong with it, but it just sounds really funny. :P
Megas Methuselah
08-28-2010, 08:07
...
Well, it ain't that funny.
fancy dancy euros. over here we call em "the garbage."
We figured that out already ~;)
pevergreen
08-28-2010, 12:51
Trash can/wheelie bin. Who cares.
Megas Methuselah
08-29-2010, 07:26
Trash can/wheelie bin. Who cares.
Oh.
What's wrong now in pervegoonland?
...
Well, it ain't that funny.
lol, you probably do not understand why my Northern friend. ~;)
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