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Hax
09-02-2010, 23:02
Finally. After one and a half years, hah!

Drinks at my place, guys!

Beskar
09-02-2010, 23:15
She isn't another e-girlfriend, right? :O

vartan
09-02-2010, 23:16
Finally. After one and a half years, hah!

Drinks at my place, guys!
FML. I was looking for the right sub-forum to post my thread in, and I came across this. Wow. Congratulations, hope she doesn't give you grief.

johnhughthom
09-02-2010, 23:38
I find it hard to believe a Samsonesque specimen of manhood like yourself took 18 months to find a girl Hax.

Hax
09-02-2010, 23:43
She isn't another e-girlfriend, right? :O

What do you mean, another? :laugh4:

No. Although she lives on the other side of the country (but in Dutch terms, that's hardly a walk around the block).

vartan
09-02-2010, 23:45
she lives on the other side of the country
Go green, ride a bike.

Moros
09-03-2010, 02:57
That's my man! Good job homie!

Err...

That rap thread really got me fo sho.
Blast I really can't seem to get out of my system!

vartan
09-03-2010, 03:06
That's my man! Good job homie!

Err...

That rap thread really got me fo sho.
Blast I really can't seem to get out of my system!
That's the funniest **** I've heard from a Belgian, but I haven't heard from many Belgians...

Ibrahim
09-03-2010, 03:53
What do you mean, another? :laugh4:

No. Although she lives on the other side of the country (but in Dutch terms, that's hardly a walk around the block).

at least she ain't on the other side of Algeria-driving or riding through the Sahara sure ain't pleasant. :clown:

or the other side of Canada, with you on the western side-lord knows you don't want to become a sacrifice to the Quebecois Beaver god* :jester:

*ok..ok...that's not quite true, but I couldn't resist a jab at a friend's reference to it (he's from Quebec)

LeftEyeNine
09-03-2010, 04:05
WHERE ?

3 YEARS OF ABSENCE HERE AND I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHERE GIRLFRIEND LIVING THINGS OR WHATEVER LURK, SORRAY, IN NEED OF DIRE HELP HERE.

vartan
09-03-2010, 04:12
WHERE ?

3 YEARS OF ABSENCE HERE AND I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHERE GIRLFRIEND LIVING THINGS OR WHATEVER LURK, SORRAY, IN NEED OF DIRE HELP HERE.
Nice sig BRO.

Fragony
09-03-2010, 08:23
Congrats Haxie

naut
09-03-2010, 08:33
WHERE ?

3 YEARS OF ABSENCE HERE AND I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHERE GIRLFRIEND LIVING THINGS OR WHATEVER LURK, SORRAY, IN NEED OF DIRE HELP HERE.
:laugh4:

Husar
09-03-2010, 12:08
Congratulations for successfully bragging about your new relationship, my girlfriend does not approve*.

Nevermind, she's a computer and doesn't have an opinion, that's what makes her awesome I guess. ~;)

Strike For The South
09-03-2010, 16:07
Nice sig BRO.

If you want to complain about some sort of Turk Armenian blood fued please take it to the backroom instead of taking swipes at LEN in what is a light hearted thread.

Congrats HAX may many sammichs be in your future

vartan
09-03-2010, 16:26
If you want to complain about some sort of Turk Armenian blood fued please take it to the backroom instead of taking swipes at LEN in what is a light hearted thread.

Congrats HAX may many sammichs be in your future
I was just complimenting you. What a great response from you. You're welcome, by the way.

Strike For The South
09-03-2010, 16:43
I was just complimenting you. What a great response from you. You're welcome, by the way.

thank you

LeftEyeNine
09-03-2010, 17:19
I'm not interested any fights, especially with those there were rude enough not to answer a simple question such as "Are you Armenian ?" on Facebook. TWorg is not your typical allempires.com-esque flaming field.

What's more, you just can't where Lemurs reign. Thank you for the compliment, btw.

:bow:

Megas Methuselah
09-04-2010, 03:22
Finally. After one and a half years, hah!

Drinks at my place, guys!

Oh my gawd, man... :laugh4:

Beefy187
09-04-2010, 15:34
I'm going to go play with my love plus :creep:

But really.. Congrats man!

Hax
09-04-2010, 20:56
Oh my gawd, man... :laugh4:

Yeah, because I'm picky. In both music and women, friend.

A Nerd
09-04-2010, 21:19
There is someone out there for everyone. There is nothing wrong with foresaking conquests in order to meet the right woman. It is quite admirable!

Motep
09-04-2010, 23:56
Congrats man!



What he said.

vartan
09-05-2010, 00:06
There is someone out there for everyone. There is nothing wrong with foresaking conquests in order to meet the right woman. It is quite admirable!
I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with the first sentence only. I agree wholeheartedly with the rest, though. And I say this purely from my own experience. I'm ******* doomed in this world. :embarassed:

A Nerd
09-05-2010, 00:24
I'm ******* doomed in this world.

Your young, there is still time. I have heard that college is a good place to meet people as well! Just because you are very smelly doesn't mean that you won't meet someone someday! ;)

vartan
09-05-2010, 00:43
Your young, there is still time. I have heard that college is a good place to meet people as well! Just because you are very smelly doesn't mean that you won't meet someone someday! ;)
I smell better than most girls I meet. But time doesn't solve all problems, especially not this one. It's not so much of a problem, really. The problem is the constant tendency for infatuation. It's like my own personal HIV virus. Lovely.

A Nerd
09-05-2010, 00:51
You get infatuated with smelly girls? Ew, not me! :P You just got to conceal your infatuation (it will come in handy later) and carry on benign conversation in the meantime. Easy!

I saw you picture on your profile. You mean to tell me girls don't like that shiney chrome dome of yours! ;)

vartan
09-05-2010, 01:42
You get infatuated with smelly girls? Ew, not me! :P You just got to conceal your infatuation (it will come in handy later) and carry on benign conversation in the meantime. Easy!

I saw you picture on your profile. You mean to tell me girls don't like that shiney chrome dome of yours! ;)
LOL No...I just smell better than girls that most would say 'smell good'. And I don't conceal anything actively/consciously, deceit is for the weak! And who said they don't like the 'dome'? Damn...you're the second person who has called it that. :laugh4:

jabarto
09-05-2010, 02:12
Youi know, Hax, I think this is both the time and the place to tell you that I resent you. As I recall you're younger than I am, but you know more about history than I likely ever will, and now you've got a girlfriend and I don't.

So yeah. Resentment and all. Though I mean that in the best possible way. :beam:

A Nerd
09-05-2010, 02:24
And I don't conceal anything actively/consciously, deceit is for the weak!

This is true, but it might make some uncomfortable if it is expressed too soon. You can always do it with expression rather than with words. You aren't concealing anything and you won't seem as prematuraly infatuated either, even though deep down you are. Also, can that dome o chrome be seen from outer space? Ha ha!

vartan
09-05-2010, 02:49
This is true, but it might make some uncomfortable if it is expressed too soon. You can always do it with expression rather than with words. You aren't concealing anything and you won't seem as prematuraly infatuated either, even though deep down you are. Also, can that dome o chrome be seen from outer space? Ha ha!
LMFAO I'M DYING HERE! ARGHHH ahahahaha.

Yeah, probably. Just ask the guys @ NASA. It's the biggest phenomenon since Halley's Comet. HAHA! And yeah, you're probably all right and stuff, but I don't care about the person's comfort. That's not part of my job description. If the person ain't comfortable et al, then that person ain't the right person.

A Nerd
09-05-2010, 16:58
but I don't care about the person's comfort. That's not part of my job description. If the person ain't comfortable et al, then that person ain't the right person.

That's cool. Just be yourself and wax the chrome dome and you will do alright. Some people like to be the object of infatuation!

vartan
09-05-2010, 18:16
That's cool. Just be yourself and wax the chrome dome and you will do alright. Some people like to be the object of infatuation!
You're telling me!

Hooahguy
09-05-2010, 19:08
Congratulations Hax!

Beskar
09-05-2010, 19:41
I think 'A Nerd' and 'vartan' make a cute couple.

A Nerd
09-05-2010, 20:01
I think 'A Nerd' and 'vartan' make a cute couple.

People here seem to want to fix me up with everybody! Do I seem that lonely?

vartan
09-05-2010, 20:56
I think 'A Nerd' and 'vartan' make a cute couple.
Oh sweet Lord.

Moros
09-06-2010, 00:40
Well I must agree with Beskar. Though A Nerd obviously has a plan B ready in Meth.

Edit: perhaps to be clear, I wasn't referring to a stubstance but to a member.

Megas Methuselah
09-06-2010, 02:16
Edit: perhaps to be clear, I wasn't referring to a stubstance but to a member.

We are one and the same, brother.

vartan
09-06-2010, 02:24
We are one and the same, brother.
You mean you and Meth or you and Nerd? :laugh4:

a completely inoffensive name
09-06-2010, 03:04
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Good job Hax.

Megas Methuselah
09-06-2010, 20:17
ACIN felt your pain, hahahaha...

Ibrahim
09-07-2010, 04:42
There is someone out there for everyone. !

unless the guy is a smart*** with dishwater blonde hair, a big nose, and has all the charm and grace of a drunken yankee who hasn't showered or slept in 5 years...in which case he finds someone, but that someone turns him into the above. :laugh4:


There is nothing wrong with foresaking conquests in order to meet the right woman. It is quite admirable

can't disagree here.

vartan
09-07-2010, 05:01
I've already met my girl. Her name is Alara...Project Alara.

Ibrahim
09-08-2010, 02:37
I've already met my girl. Her name is Alara...Project Alara.

evidently, I've become an impromptu dating service for that, didn't I? :clown:

vartan
09-08-2010, 06:32
evidently, I've become an impromptu dating service for that, didn't I? :clown:
Ring my bells Ibo.

Decker
09-08-2010, 11:10
Finally. After one and a half years, hah!

Drinks at my place, guys!Where did you find her?? Behind Waldo??