Found a girlfriend

[Hax]

Finally. After one and a half years, hah!

Drinks at my place, guys!

[Beskar]

She isn't another e-girlfriend, right? :O

[vartan]

Finally. After one and a half years, hah!

Drinks at my place, guys!

FML. I was looking for the right sub-forum to post my thread in, and I came across this. Wow. Congratulations, hope she doesn't give you grief.

[johnhughthom]

I find it hard to believe a Samsonesque specimen of manhood like yourself took 18 months to find a girl Hax.

[Hax]

She isn't another e-girlfriend, right? :O

What do you mean, another?

No. Although she lives on the other side of the country (but in Dutch terms, that's hardly a walk around the block).

[vartan]

she lives on the other side of the country

Go green, ride a bike.

[Moros]

That's my man! Good job homie!

Err...

That rap thread really got me fo sho.
Blast I really can't seem to get out of my system!

[vartan]

That's my man! Good job homie!

Err...

That rap thread really got me fo sho.
Blast I really can't seem to get out of my system!

That's the funniest **** I've heard from a Belgian, but I haven't heard from many Belgians...

[Ibrahim]

What do you mean, another?

No. Although she lives on the other side of the country (but in Dutch terms, that's hardly a walk around the block).

at least she ain't on the other side of Algeria-driving or riding through the Sahara sure ain't pleasant.

or the other side of Canada, with you on the western side-lord knows you don't want to become a sacrifice to the Quebecois Beaver god*

*ok..ok...that's not quite true, but I couldn't resist a jab at a friend's reference to it (he's from Quebec)

[LeftEyeNine]

WHERE ?

3 YEARS OF ABSENCE HERE AND I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHERE GIRLFRIEND LIVING THINGS OR WHATEVER LURK, SORRAY, IN NEED OF DIRE HELP HERE.

[vartan]

WHERE ?

3 YEARS OF ABSENCE HERE AND I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHERE GIRLFRIEND LIVING THINGS OR WHATEVER LURK, SORRAY, IN NEED OF DIRE HELP HERE.

Nice sig BRO.

[Fragony]

Congrats Haxie

[naut]

WHERE ?

3 YEARS OF ABSENCE HERE AND I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHERE GIRLFRIEND LIVING THINGS OR WHATEVER LURK, SORRAY, IN NEED OF DIRE HELP HERE.

[Husar]

Congratulations for successfully bragging about your new relationship, my girlfriend does not approve*.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Nevermind, she's a computer and doesn't have an opinion, that's what makes her awesome I guess.

[Strike For The South]

Nice sig BRO.

If you want to complain about some sort of Turk Armenian blood fued please take it to the backroom instead of taking swipes at LEN in what is a light hearted thread.

Congrats HAX may many sammichs be in your future

[vartan]

If you want to complain about some sort of Turk Armenian blood fued please take it to the backroom instead of taking swipes at LEN in what is a light hearted thread.

Congrats HAX may many sammichs be in your future

I was just complimenting you. What a great response from you. You're welcome, by the way.

[Strike For The South]

I was just complimenting you. What a great response from you. You're welcome, by the way.

thank you

[LeftEyeNine]

I'm not interested any fights, especially with those there were rude enough not to answer a simple question such as "Are you Armenian ?" on Facebook. TWorg is not your typical allempires.com-esque flaming field.

What's more, you just can't where Lemurs reign. Thank you for the compliment, btw.

[Megas Methuselah]

Finally. After one and a half years, hah!

Drinks at my place, guys!

Oh my gawd, man...

[Beefy187]

I'm going to go play with my love plus

But really.. Congrats man!

[Hax]

Oh my gawd, man...

Yeah, because I'm picky. In both music and women, friend.

[A Nerd]

There is someone out there for everyone. There is nothing wrong with foresaking conquests in order to meet the right woman. It is quite admirable!

[Motep]

Congrats man!

What he said.

[vartan]

There is someone out there for everyone. There is nothing wrong with foresaking conquests in order to meet the right woman. It is quite admirable!

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with the first sentence only. I agree wholeheartedly with the rest, though. And I say this purely from my own experience. I'm ******* doomed in this world.

[A Nerd]

I'm ******* doomed in this world.

Your young, there is still time. I have heard that college is a good place to meet people as well! Just because you are very smelly doesn't mean that you won't meet someone someday! ;)

[vartan]

Your young, there is still time. I have heard that college is a good place to meet people as well! Just because you are very smelly doesn't mean that you won't meet someone someday! ;)

I smell better than most girls I meet. But time doesn't solve all problems, especially not this one. It's not so much of a problem, really. The problem is the constant tendency for infatuation. It's like my own personal HIV virus. Lovely.

[A Nerd]

You get infatuated with smelly girls? Ew, not me! :P You just got to conceal your infatuation (it will come in handy later) and carry on benign conversation in the meantime. Easy!

I saw you picture on your profile. You mean to tell me girls don't like that shiney chrome dome of yours! ;)

[vartan]

You get infatuated with smelly girls? Ew, not me! :P You just got to conceal your infatuation (it will come in handy later) and carry on benign conversation in the meantime. Easy!

I saw you picture on your profile. You mean to tell me girls don't like that shiney chrome dome of yours! ;)

LOL No...I just smell better than girls that most would say 'smell good'. And I don't conceal anything actively/consciously, deceit is for the weak! And who said they don't like the 'dome'? Damn...you're the second person who has called it that.

[jabarto]

Youi know, Hax, I think this is both the time and the place to tell you that I resent you. As I recall you're younger than I am, but you know more about history than I likely ever will, and now you've got a girlfriend and I don't.

So yeah. Resentment and all. Though I mean that in the best possible way.

[A Nerd]

And I don't conceal anything actively/consciously, deceit is for the weak!

This is true, but it might make some uncomfortable if it is expressed too soon. You can always do it with expression rather than with words. You aren't concealing anything and you won't seem as prematuraly infatuated either, even though deep down you are. Also, can that dome o chrome be seen from outer space? Ha ha!