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It seemed as if years, instead of days, has passed since that accursed tower sprang up from what was once San Andreas's Fault (Which was, incidentally, totally not San Andreas's fault). In the first day or so of its appearance, several billion billion zerglings demons appeared from the tower and rushed through the United States. Needless to say, the rest of the world followed it couple of days later.
Scientists tracked the source of the tower's power, which was assumed to be a massive gem (because it's always like that in fantasy novels), to the top floor of the massive tower (Oh look, a repetition). If the power source was to be destroyed, the demon invasion would be stopped...all will return to normal, and everything will have a happy ending. But who would volunteer for such a mission? Surly the power source would be heavily guarded...chances of survival would be as much as the chance that GM stock prices would overtake Apple's.
It is times like this when humanity needs a hero.
Instead, it got some rag tag bunch of nerds who played too much D&D, mafia games, or both.
They looked at the giant gate to the tower (which could presumably unleash a billion billion zerglings daemons at once) and trembled. Would they dare venture into the opening? Would they save the world? No, no they can't.
It is times like this when humanity loses all hope. Quite frankly I agree with them too.
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Hi, welcome to my installment of Roll to Dodge. Here, your objective is not to kill each other in the most epic way possible (although you are completely free to try), but rather, reach the Daemonic power source at the top of the tower in order to destroy it.
You shall post an action every phase. I will roll a dice to determine the outcome.
1: You do exactly the opposite of what you intended to do.
2: Simply fail.
3: partial success, by that I mean probably not much.
4: Partial success. You do what you want to do, but it probably doesn't give you the effect you wanted it to have.
5: You do exactly what you wanted to do.
6: You overshoot and die horribly
Note that you may not use any abilities or items that I have not yet told you that you have.
List of Players:
1. Diamondeye
Status: On fire
Item: WOOT I AM ALPHA WOLF T-shirt ON FIRE. Butterfly Knife.
2. Jooray:
Statys: Healthy
Item: A bag of dry ice.
3. landlubber
Status: Landsick healthy.
Item: Glargleblaster with Plasma cooling compensator Mark 2034. Replica, of course.
4. Chaotix
Status: Healthy
Item: Water gun
Diamondeye
10-04-2010, 08:59
I check to see if my shirt, by any coincidence, is the AWESOME WOLF SHIRT (http://www.animalshirts.net/wolfshirts/wolfshirt-moon.jpg)!
I cast Magic Missile against the Darkness (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/90046). (After all as an apparent AD&D nerd, I'll have to see if I'm a wizard)
landlubber
10-04-2010, 23:41
I venture into the opening.
I install a self-destruct device in my body powerful enough to blow the tower to smithereens.
Just in case.
I check to see if my shirt, by any coincidence, is the AWESOME WOLF SHIRT (http://www.animalshirts.net/wolfshirts/wolfshirt-moon.jpg)!
6: It is. Unfortunately your intent staring made it combust into flames in embarassment. Now you have the AWESOME WOLF SHIRT. ON FIRE.
Cast Magic Missile Against the Darkness
You utter the words "Abra Kadabra Alakazam" into the air, killing dozens of germs living inside your mouth by sheer awesomeness. The darkness seem very fine, however. Perhaps more training is required? Or a staff of Doom?
...
Brush your teeth.
Venture into the Opening
6: You roll through the gigantic open maw of the tower :daisy:ing batman style. Typically you would expect some mooks to appear right at this instant and you aren't disappointed.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: You kick the zergling demon right in between the legs (forelimbs?) and send it flying far far away into the interior of the tower.
The first floor of the tower is a large place, enough to fit the giant spaceship from Independance Day inside. This has probably got to do with the fact that a billion billion zerglings demons awaited inside this chamber, dreaming of the days when it would be released to mankind to wreak havoc.
Permeating the area is a musty smell that makes you wonder what the billion billion zerglins demons were doing inside the tower before they were unleashed.
You see some zerglings demons inside the tower. Aside from the first one you just sent pummeling towards the interior, the others does not seem to have noticed you yet. Or maybe they aren't even bothering to kill you. Who knows?
Install self destruct device big enough to blow up the tower...
Unfortunately you do not have a power source big enough. Presumably the demonic powersource located deep within the tower would be powerful enough to blow up the tower and 50000000000 km square radius of area around it, but unfortunately you do not have that right now.
Diamondeye
10-05-2010, 09:07
Heck yeah, awesome Wolf shirt - on fire!
I wait patiently for the horde of females that this is bound to attract!
I run behind landlubber(slap him on the back for advancing without us) and scan the area for anything that can be made into a weapon and collect it.
landlubber
10-05-2010, 23:06
I hide behind Joooray.
I focus my chi to gain AWESOME POWERS OF LEVITATION.
Heck yeah, awesome Wolf shirt - on fire!
I wait patiently for the horde of females that this is bound to attract!
2: You wait patiently...while on fire...literally.
.......
You begin to scream.
I run behind landlubber(slap him on the back for advancing without us) and scan the area for anything that can be made into a weapon and collect it.
4: You pick up landlubber and assess his quality if used as a weapon. Unfortunately he is a bit too heavy to be used as a weapon successfully, but with enough training you are sure that he can be used as a weapon.
You put him back down for now.
Hide behind Joooray
2: Disoriented by being picked upon, you stumble around, trying to get behind Joooray.
This act of cowardice attracts the zerglings demons who can smell your fear...
Roll to Dodge! 3: You flail around, waving your replica gun like a bat. Unfortunately this wasn't quite enough and one of the zerglings demons swipe at your abdoman, causing some bleeding.
I focus my chi to gain AWESOME POWERS OF LEVITATION
6: You focus your chi like you saw some monks/shamans/wizrards did in Dragon Ball and actually feel your self levitating 100 m in the sky. Of course this doesn't make sense at all, but whatever works, I guess.
Unfortunately you don't know how to steer yourself nor how to land. That may come a bit problematic.
Diamondeye
10-06-2010, 08:46
Thus convinced of my own awesomeness (the chicks must be waiting for me to save the world while wearing the awesome wolf shirt on fire), I stride casually after the others inside and kick the demon attacking Landlubber.
I use Mr Spocks Knockout move to incapacitate the zergling demon.
landlubber
10-06-2010, 23:36
I look to see if there's a first-aid kit in my pocket.
I attempt to LEVITATE straight to the top of the tower and see if there's a rooftop entrance.
I attempt to LEVITATE straight to the top of the tower and see if there's a rooftop entrance.
I see the first one plummeting to his death for rolling a 1. :clown:
Thus convinced of my own awesomeness (the chicks must be waiting for me to save the world while wearing the awesome wolf shirt on fire), I stride casually after the others inside and kick the demon attacking Landlubber.
1: You scream around like a little chicken on fire (the T-shirt, by the way, due to its thick plot armor, is fine) and run randomly around the tower (which, incidentally, makes no difference because of how ****ing huge the tower is) until you learn to duck, cover, and roll, putting out the flames. Luckily you only received first degree burns on 50% of your body.
Use Mr Spocks knockout move to incapaciate the zergling demon.
3: You pinch the zergling demon in the neck, doing absolutely no damage. Another zergling demon pounces on you...
ROLL TO DODGE! 5: Oh so that's how you do the Vulcan Nerve Pinch...
Check to see if there's a first aid kit in my pocket
6: Inside youir pocket you find...
Neosporin
Band Aid
Bandages
Medical Tape
Medical Glue
Peptobismal
Aspirins
Anacetrapib
EMILA
Pillz
First Aid Kits
A bottle of Holy Water
A bottle with some sort of glowy stuff inside.
How to survive in a zombie apocalypse book
Book entitled Joooray dies at the end
Book entitled How to fit a boat into your pocket
A live concussion grenade.
ROLL TO DODGE! 3: It explodes 3 meter from your hand, flinging you away considerable distance and blowing apart all zerglings. Miraculously, both you and Joooray survived, although you are very shaken.
I attempt to LEVITATE straight to the top of the tower and see if there's a rooftop entrance
2: You feel yourself wobbling back down as your chi is used up...
Diamondeye
10-07-2010, 08:42
I beg Landlubber to fix my burns and promise not to tell the females about my disastrous entré - the last in a low, hushed whisper while looking around sceptically.
Being stunned by the contents of ll's pocket, I also check mine.
landlubber
10-07-2010, 23:24
I stop the bleeding.
I learn to control my chi so that I might better implement my powers of LEVITATION.
I beg Landlubber to fix my burns and promise not to tell the females about my disastrous entré - the last in a low, hushed whisper while looking around sceptically.
3: You drag yourself closer to landlubber, whimpering
Being stunned by the contents of ll's pocket, I also check mine
1: You empty the contents of your pocket down the gigantic hole in the middle of the room (did I mention that before?). Now you know that they are empty.
I'll stop the bleeding
6: You slap some novasporin on your cuts, dab some antibiotics on Diamondeye's Joooray's and your wounds, and then treat them all nicely with some bandages, finally swallowing some pillz as well. They all feel much better now.
By the way... http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/04/pa-medic-shoot-him.jpg
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: An acid phelgm fired by a zergling demon grazes your cheek.
I learn to control my chi so that I might better implement my powers of LEVITATION.
2: We're going down captain!
You plummet to the ground, spraining your ankle in the process.
I check my body if there is anything left that I have not thrown into the hole. Stupid 1. *grumble*
Book entitled Joooray dies at the end
BTW: What's that supposed to mean?! :cry:
Diamondeye
10-08-2010, 15:15
I jump into the hole to fetch Joooray's things.
landlubber
10-09-2010, 00:38
I read "Joooray dies at the end."
I focus my chi to HEAL my sprained ankle.
I check my body if there is anything left that I have not thrown into the hole. Stupid 1. *grumble*
BTW: What's that supposed to mean?! :cry:
1: You throw in your clothes as well. Now you are naked. Female readers may wish to avert their eyes now.
I jump into the hole to fetch Joooray's things
6: You leap into the hole, catching Joooray's clothes midair and throwing them (disgusted) back at Joooray. Then you snatch a parcel entitled "Seon. Co's Survival Kit, contents of which will be revealed if you stop falling.
Did I remind you that you were still falling?
This may be a time to panic now.
Read "Joooray Dies at the End"
4: It is hundreds of pages long, and the first page reads...
"STOP!
You shouldn't have touched this book with your bare hands.
No, don't put it down, it's too late.
They're watching you."
Who's watching? You don't have time to ask that question as a blob of acid flew straight at your face.
Roll to Dodge!
You block it with your hands, causing VERY intense pain.
I focus my chi to HEAL my sprained ankle
6: You fix your ankle, cure your gonorhhea (did I mention that before?), and also fix your eyesight so that you can see hidden things and hidden things can see you. You can see that several ninja looking creatures are wandering around the tower and that there is a hidden stairway in the center of the tower's massive room filled with zerglings demons.
Did I mention that hidden things can see you now?
6 ninjas attack.
Roll to Dodge! 4: A sword strike nearly cuts your head off.
landlubber
10-09-2010, 13:53
Fix my hands.
I put my clothes back on and then lay down in foetal position and cry, because the Gods of Dice hate me.
I focus my chi to create a SWORD OF SPIRIT ENERGY to fight the ninjas with.
Too sane to update right now, I apologize for the inconvenience.
Winston Hughes
10-10-2010, 13:00
In what is almost certainly a flagrant violation of the rules, I ride my dinosaur out of the sunset and into the middle of whatever it is that's going on here...
Diamondeye
10-10-2010, 18:28
I consider whether to stop falling or to start panicking before deciding to do both - at once!
Fix my hands.
1: You amputate it.
I put my clothes back on and then lay down in foetal position and cry, because the Gods of Dice hate me.
6: You do it so well and realistically that few zerglings, unable to know what a "foetal position" is, explodes. They never went to the Commonwealth before, you see. Unfortunately you are still bawling like a little baby and it may or may not attract the attention of a GIANT BOSS MONSTER. Wait, WHAT GIANT BOSS MONSTER?!
I focus my chi to create a SWORD OF SPIRIT ENERGY to fight the ninjas with.
6: With a mighty yell, you form a sword 10 feet tall out of pure energy (wait what?!). Unfortunately you don't know how to control chi, only do something cool with it, and it sputters out moments later because of overexertion of energy. Ninjas are intimidated, however, by this act and backs up two paces.
Of course, lack of chi means that you can't use chi related attacks anymore until you recharge them, MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No, you don't know how to meditate either.
In what is almost certainly a flagrant violation of the rules, I ride my dinosaur out of the sunset and into the middle of whatever it is that's going on here...
Don't tempt fate, my boy.
Your dinosaur meets the Red Mage (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/10/11/episode-610-logic/)
I consider whether to stop falling or to start panicking before deciding to do both - at once!
5: You panic and pull out something from the survival kit, a small Swiss Knife, and fire the grappling hook gun attachment in order to pull you back up the hole. In addition the Swiss Knife, the kit contains...
-A Pistol with 2 magazines of ammo
-My first pet bear kit
-2 week's rations
-2 liter of water.
-A copy of the book "Joooray dies at the end."
-A serum of some kind of purple liquid.
-bandages
-A mirror that quite clearly shows a giant boss monster hanging from the ceiling while approaching you from behind
-A portable nuclear generator
All in less than 2 kg box,
Diamondeye
10-11-2010, 21:12
Hoping to avoid combat with the Boss Monster, I perform an impressive leap of logic that determines that if Joooray dies at the end, it means that this thing will end if Joooray dies. So I check my ammo and then I shoot him.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-12-2010, 00:33
Can I join.
Can I join.
YES.
You may join.
As this is not the end yet, I dodge the bullet with ease and then stare the Boss Monster to death.
landlubber
10-12-2010, 01:11
I look for a substitute for my hands.
ByzantineKnight
10-12-2010, 06:06
I would like to join as landlubber's hands if that's possible... :)
Lord of Lent
10-12-2010, 15:26
Can I join?
landlubber
10-12-2010, 22:33
I would like to join as landlubber's hands if that's possible... :)
If that's allowed, and if I do reattach you, then I'll trust you to be good little hands. We could work well as a team.
ByzantineKnight
10-12-2010, 22:38
If that's allowed, and if I do reattach you, then I'll trust you to be good little hands. We could work well as a team.
I've been known to be quite handy ;)
*insert audience groans*
I can see some indecent touching coming up. :laugh4:
I groan at the loss of my chi powers and decide to probe my nose for anything useful.
To the people who want to join yet has not posted an action yet...
The limit's 7 player, just POST AN ACTION ALREADY :@
ByzantineKnight
10-13-2010, 04:28
To the people who want to join yet has not posted an action yet...
The limit's 7 player, just POST AN ACTION ALREADY :@
Sorry :P I would like to wave at AntiKingWarmanCake
Lord of Lent
10-13-2010, 16:25
I give everyone (including myself) a package to introduce myself.
Hoping to avoid combat with the Boss Monster, I perform an impressive leap of logic that determines that if Joooray dies at the end, it means that this thing will end if Joooray dies. So I check my ammo and then I shoot him.
5: You whip out your pistol and fire a shot straight in between Joooray's eyes
Roll to dodge!
6: Joooray dodges the bullet like a Matrix agent, pulls out a plasma pistol and starts to overcharge it...
then stare the Boss Monster to death
1: Avoid...eye...contact...
The Boss Monster, seeing that you are distracted, attacks you
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: It bit you in the leg, and the venom of the giant spiderlike monster makes it go all numb and stuff.
look for a substitute for my hands
6: You rip off one of the scythelike claws of the bossmonster and attach it to your arms. NICE!
Unfortunately the Boss Monster doesn't take this too well and attacks you with its OTHER scythe
Roll to Dodge! 5: CLANG! You easily deflect the attack with your own scythelike arm and then slash at the monster's abdoman with it.
I groan at the loss of my chi powers and decide to probe my nose for anything useful
3: You find nothing, what did you expect?
Meanwhile, the ninjas attack at you with shurikans!
ROLL TO DODGE! 3: It hits you in the chest.
Sorry :P I would like to wave at AntiKingWarmanCake
1: You knock his head off with a rocket powered punch.
give everyone (including myself) a package to introduce myself
COWER IN FEAR, BRIEF MORTAL, FOR YOU HAVE BROKEN MY MOST SACRED COVENANT, THAT NONE MAY INTERFERE WITH THE LAWS OF CAUSALITY! NOW I SHALL SEND THEE TO THE GOLDEN LAND WHERE EVEN THE GOLD ROSES OF THE SOIL RISES TO TEAR YOU APART AND USE YOUR HAMBURGER-LIKE MEAT AND PIECES OF BONE MARROW AS FERTILIZER!
Nah just kidding. Just don't do it again.
I pull the shurikens out of my chest and jab them into the fingers of my left hand to create a CLAW OF NINJA STARS.
I create a dimensional rift with my overcharged plasma pistol which sucks in the Boss Monster.
Diamondeye
10-14-2010, 11:57
Performing another incredible leap of logic(?), I decide to shoot the copy of "Joooray dies at the end".
landlubber
10-14-2010, 22:14
I give the monster a taste of his own medicine and attack him with my new hands.
ByzantineKnight
10-14-2010, 22:30
I would like to throw AKWC's head at the boss monster
Edit: Oops... sorry about your head dude...
Lord of Lent
10-15-2010, 15:02
I check my pockets too.
I pull the shurikens out of my chest and jab them into the fingers of my left hand to create a CLAW OF NINJA STARS.
6: With a roar, you pull out the shurikens from your body. You pull them out sohrad that you accidentally "toss" it towards the ninjas, impaling 5 of them right in between the eye. The lone ninja looks awfully worried, but he's still a ninja! And he has that wicked sword.
Roll to Dodge: 3: You get another nasty wound to add to the list.
I create a dimensional rift with my overcharged plasma pistol which sucks in the Boss Monster
2: The plasma pistol gets so hot that you are forced to drop it. It discharges a shot towards Diamondeye
Roll to Dodge! 4: Diamondeye nearly has his head blown off, but he got off lightly with another one of those 3rd degree burn.
Performing another incredible leap of logic(?), I decide to shoot the copy of "Joooray dies at the end
2: A hand made out of black ink comes out of the book and catches the bullet mid-flight. Then it tries to eat you.
Roll to Dodge!: 2: Arrrrrrrrgh, it's chewing my spleen off!
I give the monster a taste of his own medicine and attack him with my new hands
3: It clangs off its carapace.
SWIPE! The BOSS MONSTER ATTACKS
Roll to Dodge: 4: You lose a pinky.
I would like to throw AKWC's head at the boss monster
6: You rocket punch, still holding onto the head of AKWC like a shield, the Boss Monster, cracking its carapace.
Unfortunately you now find yourself quite stuck inside the Boss Monster.
I check my pockets too
2: You can't remember where you put your pockets.
I convert my own pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY and blast the ninja with it.
ByzantineKnight
10-20-2010, 04:27
I combine my staggeringly powerful mental powers with AntiKingWarmanCake's head's and I create a quantum singularity that sucks the boss monster into another dimension while leaving me in the tower
I hug the Boss Monster, making it realize its evil ways and becoming our ally.
Lord of Lent
10-20-2010, 12:45
I use AntiKingWarmanCake's body as a suit of armour.
Diamondeye
10-20-2010, 16:25
Thus relieved of the deadweight of my spleen, I take flight and launch an aerial attack against the boss monster!
landlubber
10-21-2010, 00:18
I strike again at teh boss monster.
I convert my own pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY and blast the ninja with it.
Converting pain into energy is an art, an art you don't know.
I combine my staggeringly powerful mental powers with AntiKingWarmanCake's head's and I create a quantum singularity that sucks the boss monster into another dimension while leaving me in the tower
You do not have any mental powers, for you are a hand and thus without a head.
I hug the Boss Monster, making it realize its evil ways and becoming our ally.
3: It realizes its evil way just fine thank you, and it loves it.
I use AntiKingWarmanCake's body as a suit of armour
2: It is rather unsuitable for a suit of armor.
Thus relieved of the deadweight of my spleen, I take flight and launch an aerial attack against the boss monster!
You are a bit too heavy. The bossmonster decides to help you more by swallowing more and more of your flesh. If not treated you WILL die mwahahahaahahahahahaahahaha ahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahah aahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahaahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I strike again at teh boss monster
1: You fix its carapace.
landlubber
10-22-2010, 19:15
I heal Diamondeye.
ByzantineKnight
10-22-2010, 19:17
I use secret massage techniques to immobilize the boss monster's muscles from the inside
Diamondeye
10-22-2010, 20:29
In order to avoid the grizzly fate of being swallowed by the Boss Monster, I hurry up and eat myself first!
I take art classes to learn how to convert pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY.
I start arguing with the Boss Monster and warn her that she will be grounded if she won't stop RIGHT NOW and let us go on in peace!
Lord of Lent
10-23-2010, 19:53
I pretend to be a female boss monster so I will be able to make him stop attacking us.
Diamondeye
10-23-2010, 22:31
((OOC: I feel that we are rightfully chosen for this task. Look at our professional approach until now :laugh4:))
Yeah, and you are still on the ground flloor! :D. Just 99 more floors to clear guys.
Well you could cut us some slack and not throw those evil beings at us all the time!! (And make my throws better) :cry:
Well you could cut us some slack and not throw those evil beings at us all the time!! (And make my throws better) :cry:
Come on now Joooray, do you fish all the fish out of the lake? I did say there were billion billion zergliings demons, right?
Come on now Joooray, do you fish all the fish out of the lake? I did say there were billion billion zergliings demons, right?
You said, they were all gone to take the world, you lied!! This is not what I signed up for! I want my mommy!
You said, they were all gone to take the world, you lied!! This is not what I signed up for! I want my mommy!
Heheheheheheheh they are all gone now, but I wonder what they would do if they discover, let's say, that there's a group of elite well trained saboteurs inside their tower?
... group of elite well trained saboteurs inside their tower?
Well, good to know we are nothing even remotely close to that. :sweatdrop:
Well, good to know we are nothing even remotely close to that. :sweatdrop:
Well, so far, you all have...
Survived more wounds than it should have been physically possible for a human being...
fit a boat inside your back pocket....
Ninja dodged a bossmonster
cracked its carapace
Killed at least a dozen zerglings demons/ninjas
Flew
Has a rocket hand of D00M
Saw through the disguised demon that the copy of the book JOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAY dies at the end is.
ByzantineKnight
10-27-2010, 18:49
bump?
Do not bump the bumper,for you are merely prolonging your ETERNAL torture in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, updates come when I feel like it, I will do it within a day.
ByzantineKnight
10-27-2010, 20:40
Do not bump the bumper,for you are merely prolonging your ETERNAL torture in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, updates come when I feel like it, I will do it within a day.
Sorry, I did not want to seem impatient, I was just hoping that no one forgot about the game :P No pressure though! Whenever you want to update is fine with me
I heal Diamondeye.
5: Strap on some bandages (how did you do that with a...) and he's all fine.
I use secret massage techniques to immobilize the boss monster's muscles from the inside
You know no such technique, but feel that you have been given mercy, for you would have rolled a 2 if I decided to go through with this.
In order to avoid the grizzly fate of being swallowed by the Boss Monster, I hurry up and eat myself first!
3:You don't have ze guts, and you probably wouldn't have one literally if you don't do anything about the boss monster
Roll to Dodge! 3: Ooooow.
I take art classes to learn how to convert pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY
1: You now have the ability to channel your happiness into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY which will heal all those zerglings demons and whatnot who are trying to defend their home and harm those evil nerds and allies who are trying to blow it up.
I start arguing with the Boss Monster and warn her that she will be grounded if she won't stop RIGHT NOW and let us go on in peace!
6: It's supereffective! The Boss Monster runs back home crying like an adolescent giant spider of level 54 she is.
I pretend to be a female boss monster so I will be able to make him stop attacking us.
4: Unfortunately she's quite gone now.
I channel the image of rainbows and lollipops into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY to create a FORCE FIELD OF HAPPINESS to defend the entire group of allies.
Wohoo, my awesome parenting skills defeated the boss monster.
I use them again, by making the group of adventures advance to the next level of the castle. Come on people, don't lose the group. Everybody got a partner?
Diamondeye
10-28-2010, 16:50
I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.
I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.
Warning!
Doing so and succeeding may cause Class 4 Apocalypse.
Diamondeye
10-28-2010, 19:18
Warning!
Doing so and succeeding may cause Class 4 Apocalypse.
My orders stopped being sane long ago (were they ever?)
landlubber
10-29-2010, 13:56
I see if my new Boss Monster hands can do anything special.
ByzantineKnight
10-31-2010, 01:00
I rocketpunch my way out of the boss monster and make my way back to the rest of the group
I channel the image of rainbows and lollipops into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY to create a FORCE FIELD OF HAPPINESS to defend the entire group of allies.
3: A dashing light of rainbows covers the entire group with holy aura, then kinda fizzles out.
I use them again, by making the group of adventures advance to the next level of the castle. Come on people, don't lose the group. Everybody got a partner
4: You drag and hurl them into the next level.
I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.
5: You topple the conveniently located Tower of Gold within the next level, unleashing............a mound of TREASURE!!!!!
I see if my new Boss Monster hands can do anything special.
6: It turns out that you can use it as a toaster. If lightsabers could be used to make toasts, that is.
I rocketpunch my way out of the boss monster and make my way back to the rest of the group
4: You clamber out of the boss monster's intestines and run off to the group.
I attempt to purge all of the darkness out of my body and split my ESSENCE into TWO LIGHT AND DARK HALVES.
ByzantineKnight
11-01-2010, 01:50
I learn sign language
Diamondeye
11-01-2010, 12:12
I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.
landlubber
11-02-2010, 01:46
I make toast.
I learn sign language
I make toast.
I scold the two for not doing anything useful. Then I eat the toast.
ByzantineKnight
11-02-2010, 18:25
I need some way to communicate with you guys, its not easy being a pair of hands ;)
I attempt to purge all of the darkness out of my body and split my ESSENCE into TWO LIGHT AND DARK HALVES.
3: You purge all evil thoughts out of the body like a great boomerang, which returns you a second later.
I learn sign language
1: You lose your fingers. Now let's see how many signs you can make.
I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.
6: You get -100 encumberance penalty that I will be sure to enjoy myself with when you get attacked by that copy of the "Joooray dies at the end," which is now.
Roll to Dodge! 3-2= 1. It rips off your arm.
Oooh, ouch! But as a consolation, you find the Sword of Truth inside the pile of treasure.
I make toast
2: You swing your laser sword wildly midair, catching Byzantine Knight's fingers and turning it to ash.
I scold the two for not doing anything useful
5: You shoot them with a plasma bolt, motivating them for +1 in their next action.
Diamondeye
11-04-2010, 17:43
With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.
ByzantineKnight
11-04-2010, 18:15
landlubber really hates these hands :laugh4: okay, I learn morse code ^_^
With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.
What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!! :inquisitive:
I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.
Diamondeye
11-04-2010, 20:13
What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!! :inquisitive:
I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.
My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.
My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.
I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!
Diamondeye
11-04-2010, 20:34
I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!
You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game :tongue:
You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game :tongue:
And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke. :tongue:
Diamondeye
11-04-2010, 22:02
And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke. :tongue:
Or pretty good at playing along :wink:
Or pretty good at playing along :wink:
You just made that up to not look that bad, CLASSIC scum-tell!! :sweatdrop:
Don't worry Joooray, I'll make sure your death is hirlarious :D
I advance to the next floor.
Don't worry Joooray, I'll make sure your death is hirlarious :D
Great. :no: Remember, I will haunt you both, DE and Seon.:whip:
Lord of Lent
11-05-2010, 22:51
I tackle Diamondeye to get his sword, steal it and cut Diamondeye's arms off.
Diamondeye
11-05-2010, 23:08
I tackle Diamondeye to get his sword, steal it and cut Diamondeye's arms off.
Objection! That's three actions!
Objection! That's three actions!
Objection sustained! You can't cut off DE's arms, there's only one of them left! So you will have to repost it saying "arm off, not arms off."
Oh wait, that's not the point here. Hmm....umm..... Tackling Diamondeye and getting the sword and stealing it from yourself is a bit redundant, isn't it?
Diamondeye
11-06-2010, 00:37
Objection sustained! You can't cut off DE's arms, there's only one of them left! So you will have to repost it saying "arm off, not arms off."
Oh wait, that's not the point here. Hmm....umm..... Tackling Diamondeye and getting the sword and stealing it from yourself is a bit redundant, isn't it?
Erh, that too! :tongue:
Lord of Lent
11-06-2010, 11:12
Okay, I tackle Diamondeye in a way that he accidentally cuts his own arm of.
Sorry, I was very tired when I posted my last action.
landlubber
11-06-2010, 14:13
I apologize to my old hands who's fingers I destroyed.
With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.
1: You drop your sword and then throw yourself on top of it.
okay, I learn morse code
4: .- .-.. .. .-. .. --. .... - --..-- -. --- .-- -.-- --- ..- -.- -. --- .-- .... --- .-- - --- ..- ... . -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt
5: You quickly pull it out of Diamondeye.
I advance to the next floor
3: you stumble over Diamondeye
Okay, I tackle Diamondeye in a way that he accidentally cuts his own arm of.
3: You stumble over Chaotix
I apologize to my old hands who's fingers I destroyed.
4: sowwy wittle wand.
landlubber
11-07-2010, 15:00
I discover some latent power inside me... or something.
Diamondeye
11-08-2010, 12:24
((Seon, you've got an "I" wrong in "Alright"; It says "Aliright" currently))
I bleed to death, wheezing my unique and absolutely needed knowledge of the quest to the others in a low, unhearable voice with my last breath.
I knee next to DE, pounding his chest, while screaming: "NOOO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!", mysteriously reviving him in the process.
Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. :no:
Diamondeye
11-08-2010, 22:40
Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. :no:
Gee thanks man guess what happens if you roll a 1 now :stare:
I build a bomb and strap it to myself.
ByzantineKnight
11-09-2010, 00:24
I slap DiamondEye awake with my fingerless palms
I discover some latent power inside me... or something.
3: You discover your latent power to fart really loudly.
I bleed to death, wheezing my unique and absolutely needed knowledge of the quest to the others in a low, unhearable voice with my last breath
4: You wheeze some unintelligible words.
I knee next to DE, pounding his chest, while screaming: "NOOO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!", mysteriously reviving him in the process.
Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
3: He' he's flatlining!
I build a bomb and strap it to myself
2: The book attacks you for even trying something so stupid.
Roll to DODGE! 6: You slice it in half with the power of your positive energy.
I slap DiamondEye awake with my fingerless palms
5: The bitchslap of life restores some...err...life into Diamondeye's lifelss body.
I create a sword of positive energy to slice other things in half with.
Diamondeye
11-12-2010, 08:54
"Eww, what are those fingerless hands doing in my face. They belong in a garbage bin!"
landlubber
11-12-2010, 22:40
I scold my old hands for disgusting Diamondeye.
ByzantineKnight
11-12-2010, 23:05
I slap Diamondeye once again for good measure, he's not grateful enough for me saving his life ^_^
I leave the three to do their thing and look for a way to save the day.
"Eww, what are those fingerless hands doing in my face. They belong in a garbage bin!"
5: You pick it up and throw it into the large pit in the middle of the room.
Did I mention the pit?
I scold my old hands for disgusting Diamondeye
6: As the fingerless hands desperately try to grasp something as it flies through the air, you kick it more towards the pit where the incinerator burns brightly below.
Did I mention the incinerator?
I slap Diamondeye once again for good measure, he's not grateful enough for me saving his life ^_^
1: You sadly fall into the pit and is burnt to death immediately.
Now you are a fire zombie fingerless hand out for revenge! Chase them back up the tower and destroy them! Mwahahahahahahaha
I leave the three to do their thing and look for a way to save the day
2: You stumble across some giant demon firebreathing chickens.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: The fire knocks you towards Diamondeye
ByzantineKnight
11-13-2010, 00:18
sweetness!!! I reverse-slap DiamondEye and steal that life back :D
You'll have to get to him first :)
ByzantineKnight
11-13-2010, 00:25
I chase after DiamondEye
I create a sword of positive energy to slice other things in half with.
HEY! You forgot me!
:clown:
... You can't prove it.
HEY! You forgot me!
:clown:
I create a sword of positive energy to slice other things in half with.
2: It sputters out. The ink from the book, meanwhile, spews out and starts to create a portal...to HELL!!!!
What is this, Harry Potter? I cast Expecto Patronus on the book.
It's actually a huge reference on the book "John Dies At the End," but meh.
landlubber
11-13-2010, 15:47
I run up the tower.
Diamondeye
11-13-2010, 15:53
I close the lid on the incinerator-pit before anyone can crawl out.
I pee into the pit to extinct the fire and kill the fire-zombie hand.
I chase after DiamondEye
1: You find yourself in the subbasement.
It is dark. The only light source is from your own burning hands, without which you are most likely to be eaten by a grue.
What is this, Harry Potter? I cast Expecto Patronus on the book
4: Pie-Jesu Domine (SMACK!). dona eis requiem (SMACK!). It seems to be working, the portal is not expanding anymore at least.
I run up the tower
1: Trapdoor makes you fall down into the subbasement.
It is dark. You are most likely to be eaten by a grue.
I close the lid on the incinerator-pit before anyone can crawl out
5: Follow me now you cold lifeless hand!
I pee into the pit to extinct the fire and kill the fire-zombie hand
5: You open the lid, pee into the hole, and then close the lid.
Roll to Dodge for Byzantine Knight!
1: It is super-effective!
ByzantineKnight
11-16-2010, 07:06
am I dead?
EDIT: if not I would like to posess the rest of landlubber's body
Diamondeye
11-16-2010, 09:07
I reverse my personal gravitational attraction, thus falling to the top of the tower!
landlubber
11-17-2010, 00:18
I try to climb out.
I look where I can advance to the next floor.
Unfortunately Diamondeye and Joooray has closed the hatch :)
I drink Red Bull to give myself wings.
Lord of Lent
11-24-2010, 17:10
I pray to heal all injuries of me and my allies.
Sorry, I did not have internet acces for a while because I was abroad.
slashandburn
12-22-2010, 02:44
I stroll in carrying a newspaper and politely ask the demons for the time.
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