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Strike For The South
11-02-2010, 15:59
an my st.augistine is not getting the sunlight it needs.

I tried writing the HOA but to no avial
Tellos Athenaios
11-02-2010, 16:03
Enjoy the shade during summer?
Csargo
11-02-2010, 16:04
cut down the tree.
Hax
11-02-2010, 16:04
Shoot 'em damn trees off yer lawn! Yee-haw!
Andres
11-02-2010, 16:15
Burn it.
Vuk
11-02-2010, 16:34
Are you complaining that your neighbor's tree is too big and is causing you discomfort? Have you asked him to remove it? :beam: ~;)
drone
11-02-2010, 17:14
When the leaves fall off in autumn (I guess that's Dec 25th-Jan12th in your neck of the woods), use your leafblower to blow the leaves into his yard. Preferably when he is home. And immediately after he mows his yard.
Andres
11-02-2010, 17:30
When the leaves fall off in autumn (I guess that's Dec 25th-Jan12th in your neck of the woods), use your leafblower to blow the leaves into his yard. Preferably when he is home. And immediately after he mows his yard.

And hope your neighbour isn't Sasaki (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?131119-Why-aren-t-leafblowers-illegal) :laugh4:
Louis VI the Fat
11-02-2010, 18:18
an my st.augistine is not getting the sunlight it needs.

I tried writing the HOA but to no avialWait for your neighbour and swear to God in heaven that if he doesn't cut that tree you will cave his head in with a sledgehammer.
A Nerd
11-02-2010, 18:32
Build a tire swing and have some fun. Climb to the top and yell of your dominance to the rest of the neighborhood!
gaelic cowboy
11-02-2010, 18:52
Dance naked around it enacting various ancient pagan fertility rites to the tree and basically if he is any sort of proper Texan he will chop it down the day after.
Rhyfelwyr
11-02-2010, 20:56
Challenge him to a duel like a proper southerly gentleman. :duel:
Megas Methuselah
11-02-2010, 23:00
Kidnap his child and sell him/her into slavery.
Skullheadhq
11-03-2010, 13:05
Kidnap his child and sell him/her into slavery.

That's what they actually do in Canada.
Cute Wolf
11-03-2010, 14:18
That's what they actually do in Canada.

if the tree is maple tree, just ask your neighbours for some syrop
Hosakawa Tito
11-03-2010, 22:51
Go to the hardware store and buy copper chloride *Root Out* used for clearing tree roots from septic lines. Dig some small holes round the base of the tree, pack with the copper chloride and water it in.
Megas Methuselah
11-04-2010, 04:50
That's what they actually do in Canada.

Heeey... But yeah, that... that... that kinda sucks, mane.
Skullheadhq
11-04-2010, 09:29
I know your proud tradition meth, rather than harming innocents, you just carve a totem pole from that tree, after that, doing rain dances naked arround the tree.
Cute Wolf
11-05-2010, 10:28
I know your proud tradition meth, rather than harming innocents, you just carve a totem pole from that tree, after that, doing rain dances naked arround the tree.

hoo, that's why Canada is under British Royal dominion... Meth's neighbours raise their hands up in the air and said "we surrender" everytime meth doing that :grin:
Megas Methuselah
11-05-2010, 23:23
Yeah, we are in complete miscommunication here, but ok lol