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    Default My Neighbors tree is growing into my lawn

    an my st.augistine is not getting the sunlight it needs.

    I tried writing the HOA but to no avial
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    cut down the tree.
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    Shoot 'em damn trees off yer lawn! Yee-haw!
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    Burn it.
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    Are you complaining that your neighbor's tree is too big and is causing you discomfort? Have you asked him to remove it?
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    When the leaves fall off in autumn (I guess that's Dec 25th-Jan12th in your neck of the woods), use your leafblower to blow the leaves into his yard. Preferably when he is home. And immediately after he mows his yard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    When the leaves fall off in autumn (I guess that's Dec 25th-Jan12th in your neck of the woods), use your leafblower to blow the leaves into his yard. Preferably when he is home. And immediately after he mows his yard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    an my st.augistine is not getting the sunlight it needs.

    I tried writing the HOA but to no avial
    Wait for your neighbour and swear to God in heaven that if he doesn't cut that tree you will cave his head in with a sledgehammer.
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    Build a tire swing and have some fun. Climb to the top and yell of your dominance to the rest of the neighborhood!
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    Dance naked around it enacting various ancient pagan fertility rites to the tree and basically if he is any sort of proper Texan he will chop it down the day after.
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    Challenge him to a duel like a proper southerly gentleman.
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    Kidnap his child and sell him/her into slavery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Kidnap his child and sell him/her into slavery.
    That's what they actually do in Canada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullheadhq View Post
    That's what they actually do in Canada.
    if the tree is maple tree, just ask your neighbours for some syrop

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    Go to the hardware store and buy copper chloride *Root Out* used for clearing tree roots from septic lines. Dig some small holes round the base of the tree, pack with the copper chloride and water it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullheadhq View Post
    That's what they actually do in Canada.
    Heeey... But yeah, that... that... that kinda sucks, mane.

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    I know your proud tradition meth, rather than harming innocents, you just carve a totem pole from that tree, after that, doing rain dances naked arround the tree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullheadhq View Post
    I know your proud tradition meth, rather than harming innocents, you just carve a totem pole from that tree, after that, doing rain dances naked arround the tree.
    hoo, that's why Canada is under British Royal dominion... Meth's neighbours raise their hands up in the air and said "we surrender" everytime meth doing that

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    Default Re: My Neighbors tree is growing into my lawn

    Yeah, we are in complete miscommunication here, but ok lol

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