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Strike For The South
12-06-2010, 21:02
To much beer
I ran a 7:21 mile today :eek:
Louis VI the Fat
12-06-2010, 21:06
By my standards, you're still in pretty good shape if you can manage an entire mile in seven hours and twenty minutes! :applause:
Strike For The South
12-06-2010, 21:10
By my standards, you're still in pretty good shape if you can manage an entire mile in seven hours and twenty minutes! :applause:
Listen Mon Cher, we can't all get the ladiez by spoutting pseudo phiolisphy and bull art critiuqes to pretty little olive things from Iberia
Support me damnit >:(
Louis VI the Fat
12-06-2010, 21:43
Listen Mon Cher, we can't all get the ladiez by spoutting pseudo phiolisphy and bull art critiuqesPft, I don't need any of those, nor a great physique!
Me I score chicks by word of mouth. Word is out about my...'special gift'. A 'great' quality, shall we say.
As my name hints at with the secret code 'VI', mine is a whopping VI centimeters long. Which is really big, or so said my last girlfriend! She said it was the biggest she had ever seen!! :smug:
The sweet darling has told all the girls she knows about my amazing six centimeters, and so now they all come running to check it out for themselves! They all say it is of extraordinary length!
Strike For The South
12-06-2010, 21:51
Pft, I don't need any of those, nor a great physique!
Me I score chicks by word of mouth. Word is out about my...'special gift'. A 'great' quality, shall we say.
As my name hints at with the secret code 'VI', mine is a whopping VI centimeters long. Which is really big, or so said my last girlfriend! She said it was the biggest she had ever seen!! :smug:
The sweet darling has told all the girls she knows about my amazing six centimeters, and so now they all come running to check it out for themselves! They all say it is of extraordinary length!
Sometimes You make it difficult to love you
Louis VI the Fat
12-06-2010, 21:53
In that case, I'll get me goat.
Strike For The South
12-06-2010, 21:57
In that case, I'll get me goat.
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PanzerJaeger
12-06-2010, 22:07
Did you stop lifting?
To much beer
No such thing.
Strike For The South
12-06-2010, 22:16
Did you stop lifting?
Stop is such a relative term
To make a long story short; life happened
Ever since the powerlifiting team broke up I've never been getting back to the iron like I had been but starting in May of this year it really fell off the table
Since then I've gained about 20lbs and lost about ~50 on the bench and ~100 on my DL and Squat.
I am just not the athlete I was 12 months ago and Certianly not the one I was my first year at uni. I have been going through cycles (as I am sure even a search of this forum will atest lol) where I go hard but then just lose interest and fall into nasty habits, mostly binge drinking. I just don't have the same pep I did
I just gotta get back on track, I'm starting to sound like all those yo-yo dieters I used to despise...oh my
The Stranger
12-06-2010, 23:42
same here... only problem is i have knee injury and i cant sport... it really pisses me off
Yoyoma1910
12-08-2010, 03:59
Let's go, 5 miles.
Would it help if we mocked you (in a good natured manner), lunchbox?
Strike For The South
12-08-2010, 17:19
Would it help if we mocked you (in a good natured manner), lunchbox?
Vuk is a much better kung fuer than you are
Vuk is a much better kung fuer than you are
Chunologist.
How tall are you and how much do you weigh again, lunchbox?
Strike For The South
12-09-2010, 19:43
Chunologist.
How tall are you and how much do you weigh again, lunchbox?
6 even 252
I'll lose the weight Vuk will always be able to kick your ass :)
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
12-09-2010, 21:03
6 even 252
I'll lose the weight Vuk will always be able to kick your ass :)
5'8", 140.
All that muscle you were carrying will start to run to fat, before you know it you'll be dragging a big blubbery whale of a body around instead of a mean killing machine, for the same weight.
Strike For The South
12-09-2010, 21:04
5'8", 140.
All that muscle you were carrying will start to run to fat, before you know it you'll be dragging a big blubbery whale of a body around instead of a mean killing machine, for the same weight.
Muscle does not turn to fat sweetie.
I do agree I am an out of shape fat ass though.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
12-09-2010, 22:28
Muscle does not turn to fat sweetie.
I do agree I am an out of shape fat ass though.
They basically do though.
I need to get back into shape
You and me both. This week I've injured my back, my wrist, my left calf and re-tweeked my groin (had a grade III strain a while back, lots of bruising, plenty of pain). So instead of getting back into exercise I'm going to be stuck doing rehab exercises and applying ice for a couple weeks.
All that muscle you were carrying will start to run to fat, before you know it you'll be dragging a big blubbery whale of a body around instead of a mean killing machine, for the same weight.
Muscle is fundamentally different to fat. Not reducing intakes at the same time as reducing exercise will get you fat. Your muscle fibres will still be there, you will just lose power/strength/endurance.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
12-10-2010, 00:00
Stop eating that fried chicken.
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