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    To much beer

    I ran a 7:21 mile today :eek:
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    By my standards, you're still in pretty good shape if you can manage an entire mile in seven hours and twenty minutes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    By my standards, you're still in pretty good shape if you can manage an entire mile in seven hours and twenty minutes!
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Listen Mon Cher, we can't all get the ladiez by spoutting pseudo phiolisphy and bull art critiuqes
    Pft, I don't need any of those, nor a great physique!

    Me I score chicks by word of mouth. Word is out about my...'special gift'. A 'great' quality, shall we say.


    As my name hints at with the secret code 'VI', mine is a whopping VI centimeters long. Which is really big, or so said my last girlfriend! She said it was the biggest she had ever seen!!

    The sweet darling has told all the girls she knows about my amazing six centimeters, and so now they all come running to check it out for themselves! They all say it is of extraordinary length!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Pft, I don't need any of those, nor a great physique!

    Me I score chicks by word of mouth. Word is out about my...'special gift'. A 'great' quality, shall we say.


    As my name hints at with the secret code 'VI', mine is a whopping VI centimeters long. Which is really big, or so said my last girlfriend! She said it was the biggest she had ever seen!!

    The sweet darling has told all the girls she knows about my amazing six centimeters, and so now they all come running to check it out for themselves! They all say it is of extraordinary length!
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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    In that case, I'll get me goat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    In that case, I'll get me goat.



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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Did you stop lifting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    To much beer
    No such thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post
    Did you stop lifting?
    Stop is such a relative term

    To make a long story short; life happened

    Ever since the powerlifiting team broke up I've never been getting back to the iron like I had been but starting in May of this year it really fell off the table

    Since then I've gained about 20lbs and lost about ~50 on the bench and ~100 on my DL and Squat.

    I am just not the athlete I was 12 months ago and Certianly not the one I was my first year at uni. I have been going through cycles (as I am sure even a search of this forum will atest lol) where I go hard but then just lose interest and fall into nasty habits, mostly binge drinking. I just don't have the same pep I did

    I just gotta get back on track, I'm starting to sound like all those yo-yo dieters I used to despise...oh my
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    same here... only problem is i have knee injury and i cant sport... it really pisses me off

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    Let's go, 5 miles.

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    Would it help if we mocked you (in a good natured manner), lunchbox?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    Would it help if we mocked you (in a good natured manner), lunchbox?
    Vuk is a much better kung fuer than you are
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Vuk is a much better kung fuer than you are
    Chunologist.

    How tall are you and how much do you weigh again, lunchbox?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    Chunologist.

    How tall are you and how much do you weigh again, lunchbox?
    6 even 252
    I'll lose the weight Vuk will always be able to kick your ass :)
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    6 even 252
    I'll lose the weight Vuk will always be able to kick your ass :)

    5'8", 140.

    All that muscle you were carrying will start to run to fat, before you know it you'll be dragging a big blubbery whale of a body around instead of a mean killing machine, for the same weight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    5'8", 140.

    All that muscle you were carrying will start to run to fat, before you know it you'll be dragging a big blubbery whale of a body around instead of a mean killing machine, for the same weight.
    Muscle does not turn to fat sweetie.

    I do agree I am an out of shape fat ass though.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Muscle does not turn to fat sweetie.

    I do agree I am an out of shape fat ass though.
    They basically do though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike
    I need to get back into shape
    You and me both. This week I've injured my back, my wrist, my left calf and re-tweeked my groin (had a grade III strain a while back, lots of bruising, plenty of pain). So instead of getting back into exercise I'm going to be stuck doing rehab exercises and applying ice for a couple weeks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    All that muscle you were carrying will start to run to fat, before you know it you'll be dragging a big blubbery whale of a body around instead of a mean killing machine, for the same weight.
    Muscle is fundamentally different to fat. Not reducing intakes at the same time as reducing exercise will get you fat. Your muscle fibres will still be there, you will just lose power/strength/endurance.
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    Stop eating that fried chicken.

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