View Full Version : What is better than Sex?
ICantSpellDawg
12-16-2010, 16:01
Quite a bit.
My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
Rhyfelwyr
12-16-2010, 16:12
The Backroom.
ICantSpellDawg
12-16-2010, 16:15
I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?
I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.
I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.
I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
Well like the weather my sexlife dropped to minus zero, it's winter. Winter is cold all life dies. Pulp Friction.
Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
The only thing better than sex is better sex.
Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusing
HoreTore
12-16-2010, 17:08
I'd rather watch Vålerenga play than have sex. Or rather, I'd watch Vålerenga first, then have sex.
rory_20_uk
12-16-2010, 17:13
Being with my 6 month old.
~:smoking:
Being with my 6 month old.
Congratulations on the little one.
rory_20_uk
12-16-2010, 17:18
Thanks. My wife left end of October and him with her. I've seen neither since.
So, I can rather objectively assess which I miss the most.
~:smoking:
I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusing
Nah, you don't have to kick anyone! Kick the air, kick a tree, kick a bag! Just kick, kick, kick! Nothing is funner than a roundhouse kick!
Thanks. My wife left end of October and him with her. I've seen neither since.
So, I can rather objectively assess which I miss the most.
That's a shame, I hope it works out well for you.
Strike For The South
12-16-2010, 19:43
Sex is good
A blowjob while you're drinking a beer is better
Does that fall under "other hobby"
Fisherking
12-16-2010, 19:48
So, now we know why Strike wants to brew beer.
HoreTore
12-16-2010, 20:21
Sex is good
A blowjob while you're drinking a beer is better
Does that fall under "other hobby"
A subject for another thread, perhaps? "What is better, penetration or blowjob?"
Strike For The South
12-16-2010, 20:29
A subject for another thread, perhaps? "What is better, penetration or blowjob?"
That of course depends on the lady and how tired you are, sometimes you just wanna relax, ya know
a completely inoffensive name
12-16-2010, 21:17
Snorting cocaine off the *** of a hooker, while injecting heroine into your arm as you play video games. With a big plate of Belgian Waffles in front of you covered in Strawberries, whipped cream and authentic Canadian maple syrup.
The beach at night during the mild fall season.
edit: You can fornicate too at some time, as long as you have the beach to yourself.
sex with the top 10 pornstars of your choice.
PanzerJaeger
12-17-2010, 03:22
I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?
I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.
I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.
I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
I think that if you are happy and in love, you're having just as much sex as you should be, regardless of the actual number of occurrences.
A lot of people substitute physical intimacy for emotional intimacy. People want a deeper connection with their partner, but are unwilling or unable to subject their innermost feelings to scrutiny.
Yoyoma1910
12-17-2010, 03:50
Not catching a STD.
HoreTore
12-17-2010, 22:40
Not catching a STD.
STD's are so harmless they're quite irrelevant, really. Like a cold, just for your penis. A couple of free pills and you're cured.
rory_20_uk
12-17-2010, 23:22
Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.
~:smoking:
HoreTore
12-17-2010, 23:30
Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.
~:smoking:
Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....
rory_20_uk
12-18-2010, 00:15
Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....
???
It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.
The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.
And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.
~:smoking:
Devastatin Dave
12-18-2010, 04:27
Lets face it; nobody knows you better than yourself. I've killed more future offspring by way of a gym sock than anything imaginable. Entire universes have laid waste in various public restrooms, church closets, and in the dark recesses of my house while the wife and kids were doing family crap. Oceans of man gravy have been sprayed during the most wild of fantasies that would make the average sexual pervert want to take his brain out of his skull and soak it in rubbing alcohol. If my masterbation caused global warming, the temperature of the Earth would be of the surface of the sun. I've spanked more monkey than the Man in the Big Yellow Hat in the Curious George series. I'd put Dairy Queen out of business with the amount of bannana splits I've made.
pevergreen
12-18-2010, 05:18
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
HoreTore
12-18-2010, 07:47
???
It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.
The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.
Yes, and the odds of catching herpes is about the same as getting cancer from my cell phone, I'd think....
And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.
Yes, it can over time do that. But with a few exceptions, it won't hurt you, so why worry?
PanzerJaeger
12-18-2010, 08:43
Yes, and the odds of catching herpes is about the same as getting cancer from my cell phone, I'd think....
Can you explain that a bit? IIRC, around 20% of the population in your average Western nation has genital herpes. It only gets worse as living standards go down...
I heard 'Deep Horizon' was actually Devastation Dave being catch in the act. :help:
HoreTore
12-18-2010, 15:24
Can you explain that a bit? IIRC, around 20% of the population in your average Western nation has genital herpes. It only gets worse as living standards go down...
I go for what I know about my relatively sexually active friends and fellow students. Never heard of anyone catching anything more serious than Chlamydia. Don't get fixated on the numbers, ask around instead....
EDIT: oh, and just for the record, I've never had any STD's either....
Kagemusha
12-18-2010, 15:30
I go for what I know about my relatively sexually active friends and fellow students. Never heard of anyone catching anything more serious than Chlamydia. Don't get fixated on the numbers, ask around instead....
EDIT: oh, and just for the record, I've never had any STD's either....
With that careless attitude,sooner or later you might catch one.:no:
HoreTore
12-18-2010, 15:32
With that careless attitude,sooner or later you might catch one.:no:
What careless attitude? Condoms are 100% effective.
EDIT: but yeah, there's a chance of course, but not one I worry about, as the benefits outnumbers that one extremely limited drawback. Nor should anyone else, really. Just rubber up and off you go, and get yourself checked out after each new encounter....
rory_20_uk
12-18-2010, 16:00
What careless attitude? Condoms are 100% effective.
EDIT: but yeah, there's a chance of course, but not one I worry about, as the benefits outnumbers that one extremely limited drawback. Nor should anyone else, really. Just rubber up and off you go, and get yourself checked out after each new encounter....
First off, nothing is 100% effective except abstinence.
Secondly, unless you have very open friends if they did get anything unpleasant that required long term treatment are they going to announce it to everyone?
Unless you've had a GUM clinic appointment recently and haven't slept with anyone since your last one you could but be unaware of it.
~:smoking:
pevergreen
12-18-2010, 16:03
Yes, and the odds of catching herpes is about the same as getting cancer from my cell phone, I'd think....
But it can happen. My friend has had one sexual partner, she got herpes from him. They used condoms.
She didn't take it well.
HoreTore
12-18-2010, 16:06
First off, nothing is 100% effective except abstinence.
Allright then, let's make that 99.99999...
Secondly, unless you have very open friends if they did get anything unpleasant that required long term treatment are they going to announce it to everyone?
My friends are rather open.... But anyway, word gets around. I probably don't know every instance, but I certainly know of quite a few people who have had clamydhia.
Unless you've had a GUM clinic appointment recently and haven't slept with anyone since your last one you could but be unaware of it.
I check myself after every new encounter. I'm clean. Peeing in a cup takes 20 min max and it's free, there's absolutely no reason NOT to do it.
Condoms usually don't stop you getting herpes either, since they are on the groin area, and the condom only covers Mr. Peepee.
Only way not to get Herpes is if the sores are regressed. To see this, hope they are clean shaven, so you can easily check.
ICantSpellDawg
12-18-2010, 17:34
Doctors always told me that you can get herpes even when there is no flare up.
I love video games, family, self crank and other stuff too much to bother with having multiple partners which will take away from solid game playing, tea drinking, movie watching, travelling, restauranting etc. Women cost soooo much money that it is best to just buy them wholesale, long term and spend money on the things that actually will make you content and not ruin everything you've built.
Sex is what people did years ago when there were no other exciting options. It is dying out statistically as the number one recreation of people, perpetuated by those fossils of the sexual revolution age when it was the best game in town. The ironically conservative option is to have lots of sex, the progressive reality is that you are just doing it to satisfy the ego of our fathers. We know that there are better and less trapping ways to spend out time.
Askthepizzaguy
12-19-2010, 12:02
Better than sex:
Sex, followed by room service and a movie. And a nap after that. :beam:
That's the life.
Cute Wolf
12-19-2010, 13:37
well, I can't answer that since I didn't ever have one...
but to see everyone except me doing all of that... what's the point?
Better than sex:
Sex, followed by room service and a movie. And a nap after that. :beam:
That's the life.
You forgot about having more sex after you wake up.
very amusing topic
I'm always one for a good conversation. Sex is nice, but I would rather just talk....and then have sex.
Furunculus
12-21-2010, 13:35
Unless you've had a GUM clinic appointment recently and haven't slept with anyone since your last one you could but be unaware of it.
never liked GUM clinic as an acronym, i always preferred Gastrourinary And Sexual Health clinic.
rory_20_uk
12-21-2010, 13:38
Genitourinary.
I like "the clap clinic" or "the pox doctor".
Yes, I get satisfaction about watching my patients squirm - what of it? ~;)
~:smoking:
Furunculus
12-21-2010, 13:42
silly me, that should be; Genitourinary And Sexual Health clinic.
Strike For The South
12-23-2010, 22:22
You would rather play games than have a womans scent fill your nostrils? her soft body up against yours? Touching the small of her back? Seeing her smile?
WHY
Askthepizzaguy
12-24-2010, 01:38
You would rather play games than have a womans scent fill your nostrils? her soft body up against yours? Touching the small of her back? Seeing her smile?
WHY
Because a game typically won't shut off and stop playing with me just when I've attained gaming nirvana.
At least, that's how I feel until my heart mends. :beam:
Strike For The South
12-24-2010, 01:49
Because a game typically won't shut off and stop playing with me just when I've attained gaming nirvana.
At least, that's how I feel until my heart mends. :beam:
Human interaction, is not as fleeting
Count your blessings you exp. it
I think some of you need to get out of your boxes and take some bloody chances.
Sadness and defeat are 100x better than not trying
Because a game typically won't shut off and stop playing with me just when I've attained gaming nirvana.
At least, that's how I feel until my heart mends. :beam:
power failure...sucks.
Askthepizzaguy
12-24-2010, 01:54
Human interaction, is not as fleeting
Count your blessings you exp. it
I think some of you need to get out of your boxes and take some bloody chances.
Sadness and defeat are 100x better than not trying
I did experience it for over two years, until september of this year.
I need some time, dude. Need some time.
Strike For The South
12-24-2010, 02:05
I did experience it for over two years, until september of this year.
I need some time, dude. Need some time.
Jump back on the horse
I'll give you time to spit and rub dirt on it
Divinus Arma
12-28-2010, 06:47
Sex with multiple women at once.
HoreTore
12-30-2010, 19:17
You would rather play games than have a mans scent fill your nostrils? his soft body up against yours? Touching the small of his back? Seeing him smile?
WHY
Get out of the closet, SFTS.... Louis is ready.
silly me, that should be; Genitourinary And Sexual Health clinic.
The horrible slang term for a females vagina?
rory_20_uk
12-30-2010, 22:27
The horrible slang term for a females vagina?
No, it's both for men and women. Arguably more applicable for blokes as in women the two are anatomically separate.
~:smoking:
No, it's both for men and women. Arguably more applicable for blokes as in women the two are anatomically separate.
~:smoking:
I was meaning his preference of "GASH" as the acronym. How does that apply to men?
rory_20_uk
12-30-2010, 23:22
Apologies - crossed wires.
~:smoking:
HoreTore
12-30-2010, 23:45
No, it's both for men and women. Arguably more applicable for blokes as in women the two are anatomically separate.
~:smoking:
Chicks have only one opening downstairs....
rory_20_uk
12-31-2010, 00:00
The female urethra is just below the pubis bone which although very close is not directly part of the vagina. Men fire everything through the same tube.
~:smoking:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
01-01-2011, 06:03
Sex and I like to have a Girlfriend.
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