Strange Dream

[Yoyoma1910]

I had a strange dream last night:

I was laying my head on my wife's belly, when I noticed she was pregnant. Her belly began to grow, and eventually she gave birth to a giant baked turkey, maybe 75 pounder.

Then I woke up.

[Gregoshi]

If I was a woman and had to give birth to a 75 pound anything, I'd flip you the bird too. :laugh4:

[G. Septimus]

Don't put the dream into mind. Just relax have some fun while you can :beer:
:rtwyes:
Dreams like that are normal.
I dreamed about this weird turkey like-thing killing my RTW Campaign :freak:

[drone]

A 75 lb baked turkey? If it wasn't dried out, get the recipe and cooking instructions. :yes:

[Motep]

A 75 lb baked turkey? If it wasn't dried out, get the recipe and cooking instructions. :yes:

Are you insane? That is his child! Or at least the child of his wife! How can you ask him to do such a thing!?!?

[Yoyoma1910]

Besides, my wife cannot/does not cook.



I attribute it to jet lag from Transatlantic flight, and a summation of Christmas with the in-laws.

[Fragony]

Weird dreams keep you sane, vaccuum-cleaner of the mind. Subconsiousness reorganises things so you don't have to. I sometimes wonder how I cook things up, amazingly detailed places like a mall with giant tree in it, I' positively sure I have never been in such a place. Reocurring: waves that keep getting higher and higher, a T-Rex who really dislikes me and keeps showing up, can't run I lack the strength, and something happening to my cat Nero. Poor Blitzkrieg (other cat), never dream aout him, and I really love that cat

[Ronin]

the other day I had a dream where I ran across my favorite pornstar.
and she wanted to give me a BJ....but I wouldn´t let her do it because I didn´t have a condom....so I ran around for the rest of the dream looking unsuccessfully for a condom until I woke up.

yeah...I kicked myself for a few minutes for that one.

[Strike For The South]

the other day I had a dream where I ran across my favorite pornstar.
and she wanted to give me a BJ....but I wouldn´t let her do it because I didn´t have a condom....so I ran around for the rest of the dream looking unsuccessfully for a condom until I woke up.

yeah...I kicked myself for a few minutes for that one.

See I rarely dream about sex or women

90% of the time my dreams are very violent

[Rhyfelwyr]

These days I've got into the habbit of drinking lots of milk to put on weight, and I swear it is giving me crazy dreams since they started around the same time.

Last night I dreamed I moved out and rented a house with one of my friends. But then when we went outside we got into a fight with some UAF (Unite against Fascism) protesters. And then I thought I woke up and switched off my alarm, and noticed there was blood all over me, and my belly button had been half torn out.

Then I actually woke up and checked the clock, and it was a hour before my alarm was set to go off.

[pevergreen]

a T-Rex who really dislikes me and keeps showing up

http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1028.png

From here (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1001)

[Gregoshi]

Besides, my wife cannot/does not cook.

There you have the meaning of your dream: you wish she did cook - at least once in a while, even if it is a turkey slow-cooked at 98 degrees F for nine months. BTW, towards the end of February she'd better start cooking that turkey if it is going to be done in time for Thanksgiving. :laugh4:

[Fragony]

I still think his inner Turkey wants to crawl back, an egg it's a shell you see

@Pever that T-rex comic sucks, everybody knows they suck at writing literature, old news. Geez

[A Nerd]

I have had some strange experiences with dreams. If you want to call them that. I have a hard time sleeping, took Tylenol PM to alleviate the insomnia. I would sleep erratically then awake, well, half asleep half awake. I would see ghosts, two at different occassions accompanied by strange chanting. Scare me scare me! Otherwise, just the basic schizophrenic type dreams.

[Megas Methuselah]

I had a strange dream last night:

I was laying my head on my wife's belly, when I noticed she was pregnant. Her belly began to grow, and eventually she gave birth to a giant baked turkey, maybe 75 pounder.

Then I woke up.

That sucks. You know what, though? I hear codeine helps you get peaceful, restful nights. Take some of it before you go to sleep tonight. :yes:

[Fragony]

Why does it suck, weird dreams are cool even the scary ones, and they aren't cool they help you dealing with things. It's a pressure valve. It's fascinating where the mind takes you, sometimes I wonder if I'm dreaming of another life; never been there, don't know that person. What is odd is that I'm always fully aware that I'm dreaming.

[Yoyoma1910]

That sucks. You know what, though? I hear codeine helps you get peaceful, restful nights. Take some of it before you go to sleep tonight. :yes:

Be careful with that son. One should never abuse any medication, but especially opiates. Drink too much of that stuff any your kidneys might decide to quit on you.

[Megas Methuselah]

Cocaine!

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I had a strange dream last night:

I was laying my head on my wife's belly, when I noticed she was pregnant. Her belly began to grow, and eventually she gave birth to a giant baked turkey, maybe 75 pounder.

Then I woke up.

That's.... odd.


Was there any Cashews and Milk in it? :laugh:

[Moros]

Either I have these very short minimalistic and bizarre dreams or I have lengthy cinematic dreams with thick plots that if I could film would be complete blockbusters. Sadly I always forget the story really quickly afterwards.

[Fragony]

Either I have these very short minimalistic and bizarre dreams or I have lengthy cinematic dreams with thick plots that if I could film would be complete blockbusters. Sadly I always forget the story really quickly afterwards.

That's my boy same here. I often make really witty jokes, but it's hard to write them down when you are asleep