One Word Story III

[thefluffyone93]

(I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING....)

sticky

[Double A]

boogers.

[Motep]

(well averted)

Jimmy

[thefluffyone93]

likes

[Motep]

corn

[thefluffyone93]

and

(c'mon, you know where this is going, right? Make the song!)

[Populus Romanus]

Large

[Motep]

dont

[thefluffyone93]

("dont"? thats a word?)

Bananas

[Motep]

sputter.

[Populus Romanus]

Butter.

[Motep]

Sorrowfully,

[A Nerd]

toast

[Motep]

wrung

[Populus Romanus]

STRANGLED

[Motep]

tofu

(story...not...commencing...)

[thefluffyone93]

OBJECTION!

[Motep]

Yes...

[Populus Romanus]

NO...

[thefluffyone93]

MAYBE.....

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Someone...

[Motep]

else(?)

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

died

[Motep]

unwittingly

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

today

[Motep]

after

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

giving

[Motep]

Banquo

[Populus Romanus]

penises.

[Motep]

Well,

[A Nerd]

misbehaving

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

feels

[Lord of Lent]

great

[Motep]

unless

[Populus Romanus]

JuJuBee

[Motep]

locks

[Populus Romanus]

The

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

thread

[Populus Romanus]

Because

[A Nerd]

Dorky members

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

taste

[Motep]

Warman.

[Populus Romanus]

DEATH

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

somehow

[Populus Romanus]

DEATHS

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

They

[Motep]

never

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

quit

[Populus Romanus]

DEATHING

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Innovative

[thefluffyone93]

WORDS.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

4chan

[Motep]

Domo

[Populus Romanus]

-nation

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

has

[Motep]

never

[Populus Romanus]

whipped



:whip:

[Motep]

me.

[Populus Romanus]

Motep

[thefluffyone93]

pities

[Populus Romanus]

Hitler.

[Motep]

"Let's

[thefluffyone93]

prance

[Motep]

tonight!"

[thefluffyone93]

FIN.

(LOLOLOLOL jk)

[Populus Romanus]

Prancing

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

like

[thefluffyone93]

deers

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

in




¨

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Cashews

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

of













¨

[thefluffyone93]

cream

[Motep]

and

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

chocolate

[Motep]

and

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

spicy

[Populus Romanus]

white

[Motep]

cupcakes.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Interpol

[Motep]

determined

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

to






¨

[Motep]

assassinate

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

the

[Populus Romanus]

Moderators

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

using

[Lord of Lent]

camels

[Motep]

wit.

[Lord of Lent]

Motep

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

has

[Motep]

eaten

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Populus

[Motep]

and

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

it



'

[Populus Romanus]

it



'Sparta

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

lolwut?

[Populus Romanus]

Athens=bad

[Motep]

but

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Sparta=Worse

[Motep]

despite

[edyzmedieval]

katanas

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

from

[Motep]

Columbia.

[thefluffyone93]

Forsooth,

[Populus Romanus]

wakishazi

[thefluffyone93]

the paparazzi

[Populus Romanus]

disemboweled

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

gracefully.

[Motep]

Tyr

[Populus Romanus]

decapitated

[Motep]

himself

[Populus Romanus]

savagely

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

upon

[thefluffyone93]

his mother.

[Populus Romanus]

Mutilation

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

is





'

[Motep]

quaint

[thefluffyone93]

Portal 2

[Populus Romanus]

penis

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

censorship

[Motep]

vain?

[Populus Romanus]

Yes.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Hmm

[Motep]

(what happened to making story?)

Yesterday

[thefluffyone93]

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she
Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why she
Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

[Motep]

(So...your contribution is "all"?)

of

[thefluffyone93]

(yep; the rest was optional)

Motep's

[Motep]

fluffy

[Populus Romanus]

penis



That was brilliantly set up.:evil:

[A Nerd]

underwater

[Motep]

displaced

[Populus Romanus]

one


underwater

Oh :daisy:!

[Motep]

deciliter

[Populus Romanus]

of blood

[Motep]

and

( O.o )

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

patriotism.

[Populus Romanus]

Pezhetairoi

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

=awsomez.

[Populus Romanus]

Civil

[Motep]

wars

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

suck.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Cashews

[Motep]

aren't

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

tasty

[Motep]

like,

[Populus Romanus]

at

This being the text inserted to make my reply long enough for the forum to accept it as valid.

[thefluffyone93]

Joe Schmo's

[Populus Romanus]

guillotine.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

I've

[thefluffyone93]

banged

[Motep]

everyone.

[Populus Romanus]

Including you

[Motep]

and

[thefluffyone93]

animals

[Populus Romanus]

birthed by your

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

uncle.

[thefluffyone93]

ANYWAYS.....

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

great smile

[Populus Romanus]

-ing while doing

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

my laundry

[Motep]

(one word....)

sadly.

[Populus Romanus]

Doing

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

the

[thefluffyone93]

MACARENA!

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Hey

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Mr.Peanut!

[Populus Romanus]

alalalala!,

[thefluffyone93]

BARCELONA

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

KABOOM!

[thefluffyone93]

War.....

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

War

[thefluffyone93]

never.....

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

changes.

[thefluffyone93]

Fallout

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

three

[thefluffyone93]

isn't

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

canon.

[Motep]

Robots

[Populus Romanus]

are.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Short

[Populus Romanus]

people

[Motep]

are.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Short

[Motep]

walruses

[TheLastDays]

desintegrate

[Motep]

quickly.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Sorry

[TheLastDays]

to

(I need to lengthen my message to at least 3 characters ;) )

[thefluffyone93]

disrupt

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

your

[TheLastDays]

warp drive

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

, gentlemen.

[TheLastDays]

Cryogenetics

[Motep]

requires

[TheLastDays]

free

[Motep]

tacos

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

upon

[TheLastDays]

delivery

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

. Well

[TheLastDays]

, tell

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

us

(')

[Motep]

if'n

[thefluffyone93]

burritos

[Motep]

lie,

[Populus Romanus]

die,

[TheLastDays]

fry.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

That's

[Motep]

how

[TheLastDays]

heroes

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

die

[TheLastDays]

painfully.

[Motep]

"Tragic"

[TheLastDays]

, said

[thefluffyone93]

Barabbas

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Swiss

[Motep]

leader

[TheLastDays]

of

..-.,.,

[Populus Romanus]

the Republic of Macedonia

[Motep]

as
.

[TheLastDays]

Pope Benedict XVI

[thefluffyone93]

ASSUMING

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

control

[Motep]

regardless

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

of


'

[Motep]

convention.

[Populus Romanus]

皇帝

Here beeth the text inserted to make this message long enough.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Despot

[TheLastDays]

free

[Motep]

(This is a story....)

d everyone

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

except

[Motep]

you,

[thefluffyone93]

knave!

[Motep]

Verily,

[jirisys]

Populus

~Jirisys ()

[Motep]

cried

[jirisys]

alone

[Populus Romanus]

strangling


(next person type "Jirisys")

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

himself.

(high five jiri-boy :laugh4:)

[jirisys]

himself.

(high five jiri-boy :laugh4:)

:bow: :2thumbsup: :shakehands:

. He

~Jirisys ()

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

was

[Motep]

disturbed

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

through

[Populus Romanus]

- but then a giant bomb came through the window and exploded. It was too late for the council.The bomb detonated, sending fatal shock waves through the building that snapped Jirisys neck and reduced Arthur, who had been fleeing from the authorities for many months now under countless aliases, to a pile of excrement. Only Populus Romanus, who the entire time had been guiding the bomb with a laser targeter, was able to dive out the building in time. He laughed manically as the council of cruel and evil war criminals burnt alive, the sins of their countless crimes against humanity now come back for justice. For three weeks all of humankind celebrated the deaths of the most evil men ever to grace the face of the Earth, and all worshiped Populus Romanus as the second coming of Jesus for exterminating the most hated men alive, the notorious Council of Death. Such was the joy of the world that all ceased to talk in single words, just one of the countless heinous measures enacted by those demons like Jirisys and Arthur the many-named.

[Motep]

- but *funny stuff*

not

[jirisys]

intelligent.

~Jirisys ()

[Motep]

Feed

[jirisys]

-ing Populus

Jirisys ()

[Motep]

humans

[Populus Romanus]

Jirisys killed.

[Motep]

....

So...

[jirisys]

awesome