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Lord of Lent
02-12-2011, 12:39
One day
pevergreen
02-12-2011, 14:36
One day

you did it wrong
Rhyfelwyr
02-12-2011, 14:40
https://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7937/epicfailhomer.jpg (https://img46.imageshack.us/i/epicfailhomer.jpg/)

But so as to avoid spoiling the thread...

One day pevergreen
Populus Romanus
02-12-2011, 15:15
ate





why start a new 1 word story when you could just post in the second one?
Rhyfelwyr
02-12-2011, 15:22
You didn't just do that...
Populus Romanus
02-12-2011, 15:25
said Rhyfelwyr
Rhyfelwyr
02-12-2011, 15:55
Wat?
pevergreen
02-12-2011, 15:55
I demand a lock.
Populus Romanus
02-12-2011, 16:42
Wat?
exclaimed
Lord of Lent
02-12-2011, 17:05
Rhyfelwyr

(The old thread was too old)
Rhyfelwyr
02-12-2011, 17:20
Rhyfelwyr

(The old thread was too old)

Wat?

Nothing here makes sense anymore.
Populus Romanus
02-12-2011, 17:31
Rhyfelwyr

(The old thread was too old)

suprisedly
Rhyfelwyr
02-12-2011, 17:41
Wait is this supposed to be the story. So so far we have...

One day pevergreen at wat exclaimed Rhyfelwyr surprisedly...
Populus Romanus
02-12-2011, 18:12
that, "
Reenk Roink
02-12-2011, 20:47
he had to make poopies.
Lord of Lent
02-12-2011, 21:25
Populus Romanus
Populus Romanus
02-12-2011, 21:45
Populus Romanus

Is God. (period)
Rhyfelwyr
02-12-2011, 21:58
Wat?
Populus Romanus
02-12-2011, 22:18
Rhyfelwyr declared, in ignorance of Populus Romanus' Holiness.

whats up with all the "wat" posts?
A Nerd
02-13-2011, 01:24
Populus Romanus makes me feel like dancin. I want to dance the night away!
Rhyfelwyr
02-13-2011, 01:53
With senoritas who can sway...
pevergreen
02-13-2011, 01:55
he had to make poopies.

Reenk! :shocked:
Rhyfelwyr
02-13-2011, 01:58
Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight...
Veho Nex
02-13-2011, 02:23
This thread has gone off topic. I lold.
Motep
02-13-2011, 03:28
One word? Does no one get this concept? And this is not the third one...more like the sixth or something like that. I would look, but I dont really care.

Oh. Well. I wont add any words
A Nerd
02-13-2011, 03:30
I'm going to break dance on a sheet of cardboard in the school yard!
Veho Nex
02-13-2011, 04:14
This thread makes me want to revive the greatest post count increaser thread this website has ever seen.
Populus Romanus
02-13-2011, 20:17
however,
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 20:20
lets
Populus Romanus
02-13-2011, 20:21
discuss
Lord of Lent
02-13-2011, 20:24
peanuts
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 20:29
and
Populus Romanus
02-13-2011, 20:35
life
A Nerd
02-13-2011, 20:39
someday
Lord of Lent
02-13-2011, 20:43
Life
Populus Romanus
02-13-2011, 21:00
ends
gaelic cowboy
02-13-2011, 21:01
spectacularly
Lord of Lent
02-13-2011, 21:01
today
Populus Romanus
02-13-2011, 21:04
, choking
gaelic cowboy
02-13-2011, 21:19
chickens
Lord of Lent
02-13-2011, 21:39
with
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 22:09
myself
Reenk Roink
02-13-2011, 22:14
. Sega Dreamcast
Rhyfelwyr
02-13-2011, 22:52
Wii
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 22:53
NOOO
Populus Romanus
02-13-2011, 22:58
Hollered
Reenk Roink
02-13-2011, 23:02
Fluffy
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 23:03
who
Reenk Roink
02-13-2011, 23:04
bought
Populus Romanus
02-13-2011, 23:15
condoms
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 23:17
because
Reenk Roink
02-13-2011, 23:27
video games
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 23:33
make
Rhyfelwyr
02-13-2011, 23:53
killers
thefluffyone93
02-13-2011, 23:57
therefore,
A Nerd
02-14-2011, 00:21
toilets
thefluffyone93
02-14-2011, 00:42
filled
Populus Romanus
02-14-2011, 01:02
CAMELS!?
A Nerd
02-14-2011, 01:14
poop
Rhyfelwyr
02-14-2011, 01:17
were
thefluffyone93
02-14-2011, 01:58
eaten
Reenk Roink
02-14-2011, 02:02
hornily.
Populus Romanus
02-14-2011, 02:23
Cunning linguists
thefluffyone93
02-14-2011, 02:45
WRONG
A Nerd
02-14-2011, 06:55
description
Populus Romanus
02-14-2011, 07:09
masterful debating
Motep
02-14-2011, 14:49
february
Believer
02-14-2011, 16:55
without
A Nerd
02-14-2011, 18:24
someone
Motep
02-14-2011, 23:45
something
thefluffyone93
02-15-2011, 01:57
somewhere
Populus Romanus
02-15-2011, 05:02
seeing.

(period)
Motep
02-15-2011, 05:09
But
A Nerd
02-15-2011, 05:12
then
Populus Romanus
02-15-2011, 05:23
a peni- (next poster finish word)
thefluffyone93
02-15-2011, 05:28
-nsula
Populus Romanus
02-15-2011, 06:07
of cannibals
A Nerd
02-15-2011, 19:17
disco danced
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
02-15-2011, 21:07
with Cashews
thefluffyone93
02-15-2011, 22:07
funk
Motep
02-15-2011, 23:42
,naturally
Populus Romanus
02-16-2011, 02:37
copulatin- (next poster finish the word)


What is this "Cashews & Milk" that keeps popping up everywhere? Its driving me insane!:furious3:
Motep
02-16-2011, 04:16
g hampsters
Populus Romanus
02-16-2011, 04:43
during
Motep
02-16-2011, 04:56
during meiosis

(a return to the bolding? Makes for coherency...)
Populus Romanus
02-17-2011, 01:14
meiosis in
thefluffyone93
02-17-2011, 01:27
narwhals
Motep
02-17-2011, 04:05
But then a peninsula of cannibals disco danced with Cashews funk, naturally copulating hamsters during meiosis in narwhals cried.
Reenk Roink
02-17-2011, 04:52
Mister Rogers
Populus Romanus
02-17-2011, 05:55
Mr Rodgers stripped
A Nerd
02-17-2011, 18:14
Michael Jackson
al Roumi
02-17-2011, 18:28
with tweezers
thefluffyone93
02-17-2011, 23:27
. Nose-Bleeds
A Nerd
02-18-2011, 17:59
with boogies
Reenk Roink
02-18-2011, 23:36
that taste
Populus Romanus
02-19-2011, 00:55
like a nerd's
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 00:59
like a nerd's
lotion.

(what part of ONE WORD Story is hard to understand?)
Motep
02-19-2011, 04:21
(copy...paste...bold...gah!)

"Lotion?"
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 04:36
(copy...paste...bold...gah!)

"Lotion?"
(would you prefer if I said "lube"?)
Motep
02-19-2011, 05:14
(I am just disgusted at the lack of order. Disgusted is wrong word, I am much more apathetic)
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 05:20
(you expected order in game like this? People aren't going to read the entire thing to add one more that makes sense. Anyways...)

Mafia
Motep
02-19-2011, 05:22
(Not the whole thing, just can be done is paragraphs when people get sick of the old.)
Jim
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 05:31
(True, true)

shot
Motep
02-19-2011, 05:32
disgustedly
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 05:33
(darn, was trying to go for "shot the sheriff")

toward
Motep
02-19-2011, 05:36
(remmebr, he said "lotion")

the
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 05:38
(We're still trying to make this story make sense? Its a lost cause man.)
television
Motep
02-19-2011, 05:45
(why not?)

as
Populus Romanus
02-19-2011, 05:57
(I felt obliged to write something in parentheses, so I will write this: ZOMGURFACESUXROFLMAOOLBBQ!)

napalm
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 06:08
(see what I mean?)

burned
Populus Romanus
02-19-2011, 06:32
your
Motep
02-19-2011, 14:50
trousers.


(it is a shame)
Reenk Roink
02-19-2011, 17:40
(We can't take the one word rule too literally because there are so many types of words like articles, prepositions, relative/demonstrative/possessive pronouns that shouldn't count. Obviously nouns (and subject/object pronouns), verbs, adverbs in most cases, and adjectives except for possessive adjectives should count though.)

Your face
A Nerd
02-19-2011, 18:46
horrified
thefluffyone93
02-19-2011, 19:42
MILLIONS
Populus Romanus
02-19-2011, 22:52
of potential girlfriends
Motep
02-19-2011, 23:50
(We can't take the one word rule too literally because there are so many types of words like articles, prepositions, relative/demonstrative/possessive pronouns that shouldn't count. Obviously nouns (and subject/object pronouns), verbs, adverbs in most cases, and adjectives except for possessive adjectives should count though.)


(I say one word only. I takes the fun out of messing with the straggling little baby words to not count them. I lost a penny, so this is only one cent)

to
Populus Romanus
02-19-2011, 23:53
(whatever)

suicide
Motep
02-20-2011, 00:26
(see how much fun that was? : / )

and
Ibrahim
02-20-2011, 02:38
shoot.
Motep
02-20-2011, 03:39
But
thefluffyone93
02-20-2011, 05:38
forsooth,
Motep
02-20-2011, 05:55
Jimmy
Populus Romanus
02-20-2011, 08:47
the Fornicator
A Nerd
02-20-2011, 19:43
spanked
Motep
02-20-2011, 20:31
his
Populus Romanus
02-20-2011, 20:35
penis
Motep
02-20-2011, 20:47
hastily
thefluffyone93
02-20-2011, 22:03
discharging
Motep
02-20-2011, 22:37
his
thefluffyone93
02-20-2011, 22:47
sticky
Populus Romanus
02-21-2011, 00:38
semen
Motep
02-21-2011, 01:26
onto
thefluffyone93
02-21-2011, 01:32
Obama
Motep
02-21-2011, 01:35
and
Populus Romanus
02-21-2011, 03:48
the Queen
Motep
02-21-2011, 06:02
of(space)
A Nerd
02-21-2011, 06:05
Buck Rogers
Motep
02-21-2011, 06:10
too.
A Nerd
02-21-2011, 06:12
Eventually
Motep
02-21-2011, 06:13
sixty-three
A Nerd
02-21-2011, 06:16
gingerbread men
Motep
02-21-2011, 06:55
gasped
A Nerd
02-21-2011, 19:15
while
Populus Romanus
02-21-2011, 19:17
orgasming
Yoyoma1910
02-21-2011, 20:03
Immaturities.
Motep
02-21-2011, 20:04
Thrice
Populus Romanus
02-21-2011, 20:07
thrust
A Nerd
02-21-2011, 20:11
This one word story is really great, but we should try to avoid sexual inuendo in the future, or at least try to keep it less graphic.

let us continue:

morals
Populus Romanus
02-21-2011, 20:14
are
Motep
02-22-2011, 03:18
hard
Reenk Roink
02-22-2011, 03:19
except
Motep
02-22-2011, 03:20
, of
Reenk Roink
02-22-2011, 03:41
dogs
Motep
02-22-2011, 03:46
yeah
Populus Romanus
02-22-2011, 04:35
. Ethically,
Motep
02-22-2011, 04:42
Reagan
Populus Romanus
02-22-2011, 04:43
was
Motep
02-22-2011, 05:09
,like,
thefluffyone93
02-22-2011, 05:42
a FAILURE
Populus Romanus
02-22-2011, 19:14
at life.
Motep
02-23-2011, 00:06
Well,
Populus Romanus
02-23-2011, 01:05
not really.
Motep
02-23-2011, 02:14
In fact,
Reenk Roink
02-23-2011, 02:57
he was.
Populus Romanus
02-23-2011, 06:23
Awesome.
Reenk Roink
02-23-2011, 22:22
Anyway,
Populus Romanus
02-24-2011, 02:35
death
Motep
02-24-2011, 04:13
is like
Populus Romanus
02-24-2011, 04:23
painful
Motep
02-24-2011, 04:25
for
thefluffyone93
02-24-2011, 04:31
everything.
Populus Romanus
02-24-2011, 05:08
Pain.
Hooahguy
02-24-2011, 05:46
Joy
Populus Romanus
02-24-2011, 07:48
never
Populus Romanus
02-24-2011, 23:01
is
(cannot let this thread die, can we?)
Motep
02-25-2011, 00:37
redundant.
Reenk Roink
02-25-2011, 03:16
The end.
Motep
02-25-2011, 03:45
The end?
Populus Romanus
02-25-2011, 04:56
NOOOOO!!!!:bigcry:
thefluffyone93
02-25-2011, 22:15
YEEEES.
Populus Romanus
02-25-2011, 22:19
exclaimed
Motep
02-26-2011, 00:58
Roger
Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 04:05
as he
Motep
02-26-2011, 04:39
shucked
thefluffyone93
02-26-2011, 06:03
oysters
Motep
02-26-2011, 06:04
haughtily.
Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 07:34
Tragically,
a completely inoffensive name
02-26-2011, 15:46
bananaphone
Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 18:47
ate ACIN the Spammer King
Motep
02-26-2011, 20:41
ate ACIN the Spammer King ---> one word. Verb is not an article

cupcakes
Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 20:45
well, it should only count as two words, seeing as ACIN the Spammer King is one noun.
and
Motep
02-26-2011, 20:47
there needs to be boundaries set about somewhere...a line in the sand...

kittens.
Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 20:50
how about a 7 words?
Autocannibalism
Motep
02-26-2011, 20:56
that is a bit much. and the thread would have to renamed

is so

Ummm...two two letter words....
Populus Romanus
02-26-2011, 22:54
Three words max?

awesome
Motep
02-27-2011, 06:36
that

pending circumstances...
Populus Romanus
02-27-2011, 07:57
everybody
a completely inoffensive name
02-27-2011, 11:21
everybody


firefighted
Populus Romanus
02-27-2011, 19:59
,broiled,
Motep
02-28-2011, 01:42
eggs.
Populus Romanus
02-28-2011, 02:02
Washington
Motep
02-28-2011, 02:08
Irving
Populus Romanus
03-01-2011, 01:48
rulez.
Motep
03-01-2011, 01:52
Mario
Populus Romanus
03-01-2011, 01:54
sux.


(how come it is only 2-3 posting in this thread?:laugh4:)
Motep
03-01-2011, 03:55
Abracadabra

(well, I think everyone else realizes how stupid this is. : P )
thefluffyone93
03-01-2011, 05:33
evolves
Populus Romanus
03-01-2011, 06:31
relentlessly
Motep
03-01-2011, 23:10
into
Populus Romanus
03-02-2011, 01:51
Avada
Motep
03-02-2011, 02:44
the Alakazam.
Populus Romanus
03-02-2011, 04:04
no...you screwed it up. you were supposed to say "kadavera".:embarassed:


Motep:angry:
Motep
03-02-2011, 04:07
no...you screwed it up. you were supposed to say "kadavera".:embarassed:


Motep:angry:

but...but...pokemon...
thefluffyone93
03-02-2011, 04:08
but...but...pokemon...
POKEMOOOON!!!
Populus Romanus
03-02-2011, 08:44
SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Motep
03-03-2011, 02:52
Richmond, Virginia.
Populus Romanus
03-03-2011, 08:18
Never
Motep
03-04-2011, 00:24
, ever,
Populus Romanus
03-04-2011, 02:03
autocannibalize
Motep
03-04-2011, 02:04
on tuesdays.
Populus Romanus
03-04-2011, 04:57
However,
thefluffyone93
03-04-2011, 23:36
Fridays,
Populus Romanus
03-05-2011, 02:19
Woden's Days,
Motep
03-05-2011, 04:24
and today,
Populus Romanus
03-05-2011, 04:31
autocannibalization
Motep
03-05-2011, 04:32
thrives.
Populus Romanus
03-05-2011, 04:37
Autocannibalization
Motep
03-05-2011, 04:39
autocannibalizes.
Populus Romanus
03-05-2011, 07:27
autocannibalizes. autocannibalizors
Populus Romanus
03-07-2011, 04:52
Breathe!
thefluffyone93
03-07-2011, 06:10
Raptor Jesus
Populus Romanus
03-07-2011, 07:41
Christ
Motep
03-08-2011, 04:38
ruptured
Populus Romanus
03-08-2011, 07:07
his

*drumroll please*
Motep
03-09-2011, 00:12
victim's
Populus Romanus
03-09-2011, 01:34
gun:wink:
Motep
03-09-2011, 04:36
arabic.

(hahaha...gun arabic....one of the worst inside jokes ever)
Populus Romanus
03-09-2011, 05:30
Europa
Motep
03-09-2011, 23:34
shifted
Populus Romanus
03-09-2011, 23:57
her
Motep
03-10-2011, 00:49
orbit
Populus Romanus
03-10-2011, 01:12
orbital place
Motep
03-10-2011, 01:16
: _

reluctantly
Populus Romanus
03-10-2011, 03:29
carressed
Motep
03-13-2011, 05:57
it.
Populus Romanus
03-13-2011, 07:22
"Faster,"
Motep
04-01-2011, 03:56
Herbert
thefluffyone93
04-01-2011, 04:08
extrapolated,
Motep
04-01-2011, 04:09
dripping