crazy american (laws)

[The Stranger]

You cant eat an orange while bading (California)
you cant paint a sparrow and sell it as a parakeet (minnesota)
you cant stab a man in a striped suit (kansas)
you cant pretend to have rich parents if you dont (washington)
you have to shower atleast once a year (kentucky)
You cant knit during fishinseason when you are a man (new jersey)
you cant sleep with your shoes on (north dakota)
you cant fall asleep in a cheesefactory (south dakota)
you cant take a bit out of someone elses hamburger (oklahoma)
if you tie an elephant to a parkingmeter you have to pay parkingfee (florida)
you cant whisper in someones ear when he is hunting moose (alaska)
an pickle is only a pickle if it can bounce (connecticut)
you cant have a gorilla in the backseat of your car (massachusetts)

[drone]

And just like all the crazy disclaimers on packaging, there are probably very specific reasons these laws were put in place. :rolleyes:

[The Stranger]

so? doesnt make m less funny XD

[drone]

so? doesnt make m less funny XD
Indeed, I think that make them even more so.

[Monk]

You can't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[A Nerd]

Without laws there would be chaos! We don't want a gorilla parking his elephant illigaly after knitting during a fishing trip with a paited parakeet in a striped suit? Now do we? Ah, America, home of the free!

[johnhughthom]

You can't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Not even if you're Johnny Cash?

[Beirut]

You can't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

(The sound of applause)

[Motep]

In my town, it is illegal to hum in public on sundays...