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    You cant eat an orange while bading (California)
    you cant paint a sparrow and sell it as a parakeet (minnesota)
    you cant stab a man in a striped suit (kansas)
    you cant pretend to have rich parents if you dont (washington)
    you have to shower atleast once a year (kentucky)
    You cant knit during fishinseason when you are a man (new jersey)
    you cant sleep with your shoes on (north dakota)
    you cant fall asleep in a cheesefactory (south dakota)
    you cant take a bit out of someone elses hamburger (oklahoma)
    if you tie an elephant to a parkingmeter you have to pay parkingfee (florida)
    you cant whisper in someones ear when he is hunting moose (alaska)
    an pickle is only a pickle if it can bounce (connecticut)
    you cant have a gorilla in the backseat of your car (massachusetts)

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    Default Re: crazy american (laws)

    And just like all the crazy disclaimers on packaging, there are probably very specific reasons these laws were put in place.
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    Default Re: crazy american (laws)

    so? doesnt make m less funny XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    so? doesnt make m less funny XD
    Indeed, I think that make them even more so.
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    Default Re: crazy american (laws)

    You can't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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    Without laws there would be chaos! We don't want a gorilla parking his elephant illigaly after knitting during a fishing trip with a paited parakeet in a striped suit? Now do we? Ah, America, home of the free!
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    Default Re: crazy american (laws)

    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post
    You can't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
    Not even if you're Johnny Cash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post
    You can't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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    Default Re: crazy american (laws)

    In my town, it is illegal to hum in public on sundays...
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