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Prussian to the Iron
03-19-2011, 03:13
Of a cruel, uncaring, unfair god would give you the most amazing person you can ever meet in your entire life, the one you get, the one that gets you, the only one who can make you the best you can be, the most beautiful girl, the most perfect girl, and places them 600 miles away? And then grants you the chance to see them, to be with them, to hold them in your arms, and takes them away too soon? Why must we have a cruel lord of ironic punishment ruling over us?
Ah, the woes of a long distance relationship. There is reason I never partake.
At any rate, our kind. There is much to learn from this experience, for you.
A Very Super Market
03-19-2011, 04:36
Your own, I assume?
Maybe you should find a new god. I've heard Isis is pretty chill.
Is it not better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Is it not better to have found that person, even 600 miles away, than to have gone on in life alone?
If your answer is "no", then take Motep's advice, by all means...otherwise enjoy what you have found, learn what you can, and look for ways to improve the situation.
What happened how come you can't visit her anymore?
Prussian to the Iron
03-19-2011, 13:11
What happened how come you can't visit her anymore?
I can. in 3 months. 3. more. agonizing. months.
I also had the same problem before mate, my god also make my former sweetheart marry my former religious mentor as his third wife, all because of fear of god and his holy quran said men can marry four wives, religion suck in real life, face it.
Centurion1
03-19-2011, 18:20
yeah long distance is stupid.
Strike For The South
03-19-2011, 18:24
Someone needs to turn that frown upside down
Megas Methuselah
03-20-2011, 06:14
Someone needs to turn that frown upside down
To do this, you must fill your cup and raise it up
Don't lament the 3 months until you can see your gf. If you agonize and think that they will pass too slowly, then the time you do spend with her will pass more quickly. Enjoy the build up of anticipation and want and let it all flow out when you finally meet her face to face. Trust me, the wait will be well worth it! :)
Hooahguy
03-20-2011, 16:12
Two words: phone sex.
Hosakawa Tito
03-20-2011, 16:58
Love the one you're with.
Two words: phone sex.
But what of hearing aids? One must be careful nowadays...
Megas Methuselah
03-21-2011, 01:14
Two words: phone sex.
... Phone sex??
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Still got yo V-card?
Prussian to the Iron
03-21-2011, 03:05
Still got yo V-card?
...........................My moms incessant banging on my door, along with my siblings repeated yelling for us to come out right next to my door, made sure of that.
a completely inoffensive name
03-21-2011, 03:23
...........................My moms incessant banging on my door, along with my siblings repeated yelling for us to come out right next to my door, made sure of that.
A. Get out of your house to have your fun.
B. Nowadays, long distance relationships are not as hard as it was just 10 years ago. Me and my Canadian gf do just fine with texts and Skype.
thefluffyone93
03-21-2011, 04:46
Maybe you should find a new god. I've heard Isis is pretty chill.
When God gives you lemons, find a new God.
I'm on my 5th one.
Megas Methuselah
03-21-2011, 05:14
...........................My moms incessant banging on my door, along with my siblings repeated yelling for us to come out right next to my door, made sure of that.
Aww, that ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. Girls think it's kinda cute.
Prussian to the Iron
03-21-2011, 21:13
Aww, that ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. Girls think it's kinda cute.
Cute doesn't count in sexual encounters. When you only get to see someone every 3 months, mothers and siblings interrupting 2nd base (and in one case a transition to third, which never happened because of said interruption), is NOT ok.
Strike For The South
03-21-2011, 21:21
Cute doesn't count in sexual encounters. When you only get to see someone every 3 months, mothers and siblings interrupting 2nd base, and in one case a transition to third (which never happened because of said interruption), is NOT ok.
Oh
The
Humanity
Oh
The
Humanity
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If you ask me, too much emphasis is given to sex.
Megas Methuselah
03-22-2011, 02:01
too much emphasis is given to sex.
And rightfully so.
And rightfully so.
Amusingly so, I might add. Gets my brother into trouble every time. Well, it would be better if it was not trouble with the law. : /
Megas Methuselah
03-22-2011, 07:03
When Little Methuselah has some input, I tell him, "I am listening."
a completely inoffensive name
11-04-2011, 03:13
Of a cruel, uncaring, unfair god would give you the most amazing person you can ever meet in your entire life, the one you get, the one that gets you, the only one who can make you the best you can be, the most beautiful girl, the most perfect girl, and places them 600 miles away? And then grants you the chance to see them, to be with them, to hold them in your arms, and takes them away too soon? Why must we have a cruel lord of ironic punishment ruling over us?
I am assuming after this long silence that you went to her, proclaimed your love and became a very loyal boyfriend to her, celebrating your 9 month anniversary in two weeks.
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