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I have a girl.
And she pisses me of.
She doesn't like watching football, she doesn't like it when I ignore her, she doesn't like when I get drunk, she doesn't like it when I don't get up early, she doesn't like the fact I don't care which shoes she likes or wants, she doesn't like it when I don't want to see the flick she wants to see, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like doing something with her, she doesn't like it when I'm lazy in the morning and wait to shower in the evening, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like showering in the evening and will shower the next morning, she doesn't like it when I don't listen, she doesn't like the fact I don't have anything to say, she clearly doesn't like a lot of girls she has class with or who I get along with, she doesn't like it when I make my own plans, she doesn't like it when I say I think this or that are stupid, she doesn't like books or politics, she doesn't like it when I do something silly or stupid, she doesn't like it when I make sexist jokes, nor does she like racist jokes and similar, she doesn't like my bush down there, she doesn't like the fact I refuse to wear perfume, she doesn't like pron, she doesn't like cooking, washing,...
Edit: Sorry girls but it had to be said. You ain't all that. Well not after a while.
She doesn't like watching football, she doesn't like it when I ignore her, she doesn't like when I get drunk, she doesn't like it when I don't get up early, she doesn't like the fact I don't care which shoes she likes or wants, she doesn't like it when I don't want to see the flick she wants to see, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like doing something with her, she doesn't like it when I'm lazy in the morning and wait to shower in the evening, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like showering in the evening and will shower the next morning, she doesn't like it when I don't listen, she doesn't like the fact I don't have anything to say, she clearly doesn't like a lot of girls she has class with or who I get along with, she doesn't like it when I make my own plans, she doesn't like it when I say I think this or that are stupid, she doesn't like books or politics, she doesn't like it when I do something silly or stupid, she doesn't like it when I make sexist jokes, nor does she like racist jokes and similar, she doesn't like my bush down there, she doesn't like the fact I refuse to wear perfume, she doesn't like pron, she doesn't like cooking, washing,...
If you think it's bad now, just wait til you are married...
If you're having courtship difficulties I extend my sympathies to your plight. My hardship count is nigh on one hundred, yet a lady is not among them.
I have a solution for you.
Date a guy.
I have a solution for you.
Date a guy.
Considered it. Going out could be fun. It's just they always have other intentions.
Peasant Phill
06-13-2011, 19:51
I bet it doesn't like it to be called it either.
What attracts you in her anyway?
Fisherking
06-13-2011, 19:53
Date an older woman (this is advice from Fisherking's wife who often thinks that the young girls of today have no clue what charm and congeniality is). Advice from Fisherking himself shall follow shortly.
Skullheadhq
06-13-2011, 19:54
Date an older woman (this is advice from Fisherking's wife who often thinks that the young girls of today have no clue what charm and congeniality is). Advice from Fisherking himself shall follow shortly.
Because everyone likes MILFS?
it doesn't like books or politics
That's untolerable
it doesn't like pron
That's it! What kind of girlfriend is that? I suggest you dump her.
Ouch, that's one heck of a list! If you have that many issues with your partner, then perhaps try not to see so much bad in her? Or perhaps the relationship's run it's course, in that case you should move on.
My hardship count is nigh on one hundred, yet a lady is not among them.
When I read this, I had the image of Buzz Killington saying it stuck in my head. :laugh4:
Or perhaps the relationship's run it's course, in that case you should move on.
Yes, I fear it's exactly this. But moving on would be hard.
Skullheadhq
06-13-2011, 20:59
To me she seems like a dumb, proletarian girl. Not something you would want.
Yes, I fear it's exactly this. But moving on would be hard.
At least you get to keep your balls.
Football balls that is.
Also your bush.
Your herbaceous shrubbery that is...
...
...
Ni.
Besides that. Women are plenty. If not. Just get money. And do what Notorious B.I.G. sang about. Only backwards.
Too many cultural references?
~Jirisys ()
Fisherking
06-13-2011, 21:00
Sounds like a bad case of PMS. It is either that or you need to move on.
If you are not making each other happy I doubt it is worth the strain.
Fear of being alone is a bad reason to stay together.
If you can’t see more good than bad it is just punishment to stick with it.
Fear of being alone is a bad reason to stay together.
To quote a similar quote from the only real character in Star Wars:
To be united by hatred is a… fragile alliance at best
My nerd is showing.
~Jirisys ()
Fear of being alone is a bad reason to stay together.
Oh no I'm pretty good at that.
Thing is kinda loved that girl. And I'd bring her quite into trouble if I'd go. She not being a virgin anymore, but especially she still being quite Moslim is the problem. And well her father is even more Moslim I'd say.
Hosakawa Tito
06-13-2011, 22:42
If you think it's bad now, just wait til you are married...
Hehehe, wait till you're married and it's too late. Most men shouldn't get married till they're 40.
Voigtkampf
06-13-2011, 23:13
Game over, man, game over!
If I could compress my life experience as a girl/women fan/connoisseur, and provide you with a sincere advice, it would be...
"GET TO DA CHOPPPAAAAA!!!"
Rhyfelwyr
06-14-2011, 02:54
This thread makes me feel better.
Thunder Mist
06-14-2011, 04:33
I have a solution for you.
Date a guy.
This gave me a really good laugh. :smile:
Date an older woman (this is advice from Fisherking's wife who often thinks that the young girls of today have no clue what charm and congeniality is). Advice from Fisherking himself shall follow shortly.
You know what? I seriously agree with this.
You know what? I seriously agree with this.
I always prey 18/19/20/21 year olds. Even though I'm 17.
It's more fun than some dumb 15 year old girl.
~Jirisys ()
stratigos vasilios
06-14-2011, 06:52
That is a tremendous list of what she doesn't like, and dare I say I'm the exact same as you with almost everything on there (minus the fact that when I see my girlfriend I shower...because a clean man has dirty laundry!). Euphamism intended.
Alot of the things you mentioned are stuff we do because it's comfortable and we're lazy, but alot of it sort of disappears in the process of growing up. Maybe she wants you to be a bit more mature in the way you present yourself, both in a physical (what we see, ie showering, hedge maintenance) sense and an intellectual (having to stuff to say) and probably even emotional (doing stuff with her, of the non bang sort).
Or, she has a mad case of uni stress/home stress/something that's ticking her off at taking it out on you.
Or, you two are, always have been, and always will be, two very different people and will always come to disagreements on these issues.
I'm not sure what advice I can give you, you haven't said what you'd want to do with her. Short term, long term, fling or whatever...and if you have said it on this page, I'm not scrolling up to check because I'm that lazy. How long have you two been going out?
Papewaio
06-14-2011, 11:51
Overall she sounds possesive, the opposite is worse. But you'd better explain to her that when guys get too comfortable (or worse smothered) they tend to get irritable and want to get some time to themselves.
It's not end of semester exams or anything else adding stress?
I'd say get up early, do some exercise, have a shower evening and night. It's all positive things you should do anyway. As for the rest well, every relationship is give and take. Do you like to cook or wash? No, don't expect in this day and age that the woman does either. Mind you cooking once in a while is a very good way to get brownie points... brownies are very good at getting brownie points.
Assuming that is the reason you are discussing this that you wish to repair the situation...
a completely inoffensive name
06-14-2011, 12:34
If you think it's bad now, just wait til you are married...
You are doing it wrong.
Skullheadhq
06-14-2011, 12:47
Overall she sounds possesive, the opposite is worse. But you'd better explain to her that when guys get too comfortable (or worse smothered) they tend to get irritable and want to get some time to themselves.
It's not end of semester exams or anything else adding stress?
I'd say get up early, do some exercise, have a shower evening and night. It's all positive things you should do anyway. As for the rest well, every relationship is give and take. Do you like to cook or wash? No, don't expect in this day and age that the woman does either. Mind you cooking once in a while is a very good way to get brownie points... brownies are very good at getting brownie points.
Assuming that is the reason you are discussing this that you wish to repair the situation...
Brownie points? Care to elaborate?
If she wants to make me shower twice a day, she's trying to kill me.
If she wants to make me shower twice a day, she's trying to kill me.
Hydrophobia?
Peasant Phill
06-14-2011, 19:41
As a person who has come out a long term relationship, I have this advice for you:
Decide if the relationship is worth it, then determine if both of you can work it out and change what's necessary.
If it isn't worth it anymore or either one of you will be miserable in the future keeping the relationship, it may be better to just end it rather than prolong the relationship any longer.
Hydrophobia?
No, but it's not good for my skin, if I shower that often and don't put cream on it all the time it will start to become dry and hurt.
Papewaio
06-15-2011, 10:03
Brownie points? Care to elaborate?
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_points
Think of a relationship having an emotional bank account. Brownie points would be the currency. Sometimes we overdraw and our partner will start claiming on the IOUs. Generally if you have alot of brownie points you get more leeway... of course sometimes it makes them so impressed they can't stop orbiting you closely.
In Aus, considering the temperature, showering twice a day is a must, particularly for the Sydney trains.
In Aus, considering the temperature, showering twice a day is a must, particularly for the Sydney trains.
Personally I don't believe in showering. I believe in a naturalistic approach, and my musk after getting swole is quite powerful. They even have a statue of me in a small village in Honduras, my musk is part of legend and folklaw there.
Centurion1
06-15-2011, 14:26
What is this! Some of these points are intolerable! Is she even a woman she doesn't enjoy cooking and cleaning!
No in all fairness she sounds like any other woman. Do you want her to have an untamed jungle? And if you say you wouldn't care think long and hard about what that jungle results in.
Some seem intolerable like the jealousy thing and the books and politics. All in all she just seems like a girl with some anger issues att he moment try to work it out with her.
Drunk Clown
06-15-2011, 14:56
Showering twice a day is bad for everyone.
Rhyfelwyr
06-15-2011, 15:16
Well I shower once a day then twice every second day, get another one when I'm back from the gym. But then the climate is probably not such an issue here as it is in Sydney.
Anyway it is not like it is automatically the woman's job to do cleaning/cooking etc. But on the other hand the OP sounds like a victim of nagging.
Drunk Clown
06-15-2011, 15:19
You need to cut down on the showering.
Rhyfelwyr
06-15-2011, 15:22
Why? You got to shower after a workout.
It's better to shower than to smell. That is what I think anyway. You could always replace a shower with deoderant and cologne as well!
I have a girl.
And she pisses me of.
She doesn't like watching football, she doesn't like it when I ignore her, she doesn't like when I get drunk, she doesn't like it when I don't get up early, she doesn't like the fact I don't care which shoes she likes or wants, she doesn't like it when I don't want to see the flick she wants to see, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like doing something with her, she doesn't like it when I'm lazy in the morning and wait to shower in the evening, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like showering in the evening and will shower the next morning, she doesn't like it when I don't listen, she doesn't like the fact I don't have anything to say, she clearly doesn't like a lot of girls she has class with or who I get along with, she doesn't like it when I make my own plans, she doesn't like it when I say I think this or that are stupid, she doesn't like books or politics, she doesn't like it when I do something silly or stupid, she doesn't like it when I make sexist jokes, nor does she like racist jokes and similar, she doesn't like my bush down there, she doesn't like the fact I refuse to wear perfume, she doesn't like pron, she doesn't like cooking, washing,...
Edit: Sorry girls but it had to be said. You ain't all that. Well not after a while.
A lot of little nuisances. When you're in a long term relationship, it's normal that you start to know your partner very well. Of course, nobody is perfect and all people have a lot of habits or show behaviour that the other one doesn't like. It's normal. Usually, people just accept it from each other and learn to live with it. In times of stress, those little nuisances can be a cause for having arguments. Most couples argue about the most silly or idiotic things, not worth arguing about. That's what you get if you spend a lot of time with the same person for many years. That's why they say that a relationship is an eternal work in progress. If you're no longer prepared to work on your relationship, you might as well quit here and now instead of waiting for it to painfully bleed to dead.
The real question seems to me : is it just the minor nuisances that make you go mad in a temporary stressfull period (it's June, so you're both having exams right now, right?) or is there a bigger problem à la you simply don't love/like her anymore/you have enough of her/she no longer, in no way, interests you and you would very much prefer to get rid of her permanently.
Oh no I'm pretty good at that.
Thing is kinda loved that girl. And I'd bring her quite into trouble if I'd go. She not being a virgin anymore, but especially she still being quite Moslim is the problem. And well her father is even more Moslim I'd say.
Whatever you do, don't stay with her because you feel sorry for her. She's an adult. The fact that she agreed to have sex with you, regardless of what her religion or her family would say about it, doesn't mean you're now obliged to stay with her for your entire life, even if you absolutely don't want to stay with her. That would be a perfect recipe for a very unhappy life.
I'd wait until after the exams before making a drastic decision. Breaking the relationship now (even if you're 100 % sure here and now that that is exactly what you want to do) may very well result in both of you failing your exams. Might as well finish them succesfully now and then break up. This may sound cold hearted, but what's worse? Broken relationship but excellent exam results or broken relationship and dramatically failed exams.
Drunk Clown
06-15-2011, 16:33
Why? You got to shower after a workout.
Every time you wash yourself, you'll affect a protection layer of your skin. This layer will heal itself in a few hours, but in those few hours your skin is exposed to irritations, dirt and bacteria.
If your suffering from a dry skin, acne or eczema; it's recommended to shower as short (and not too hot) as possible. And most important of all: not too often.
So basically you're affecting your natural protection a lot.
And for the smell; use deodorant.
Peasant Phill
06-16-2011, 21:32
What is this?
How can a girl thread steer away from boasting one's own sexual prowess and funny innuendo and go straight to personal hygiene?
For shame.
Strike For The South
06-16-2011, 22:01
Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin
I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin
So this applies to you as well? :inquisitive:
Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin
I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
Louis will not be pleased to hear that.
stratigos vasilios
06-17-2011, 05:24
Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin
I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
So this applies to you as well? :inquisitive:
Especially Strike.
Strike For The South
06-17-2011, 07:41
So this applies to you as well? :inquisitive:
Does a captain not go down with his ship?
Skullheadhq
06-17-2011, 09:02
Well, who needs a girlfriend when there is the frontroom?
:laugh4:
Does a captain not go down with his ship?
The masculine image I have of you has been shattered now... :shifty:
Strike For The South
06-18-2011, 01:34
The masculine image I have of you has been shattered now... :shifty:
Oh the humanity
Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin
I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
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