Girl problems

[Moros]

I have a girl.




And she pisses me of.

She doesn't like watching football, she doesn't like it when I ignore her, she doesn't like when I get drunk, she doesn't like it when I don't get up early, she doesn't like the fact I don't care which shoes she likes or wants, she doesn't like it when I don't want to see the flick she wants to see, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like doing something with her, she doesn't like it when I'm lazy in the morning and wait to shower in the evening, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like showering in the evening and will shower the next morning, she doesn't like it when I don't listen, she doesn't like the fact I don't have anything to say, she clearly doesn't like a lot of girls she has class with or who I get along with, she doesn't like it when I make my own plans, she doesn't like it when I say I think this or that are stupid, she doesn't like books or politics, she doesn't like it when I do something silly or stupid, she doesn't like it when I make sexist jokes, nor does she like racist jokes and similar, she doesn't like my bush down there, she doesn't like the fact I refuse to wear perfume, she doesn't like pron, she doesn't like cooking, washing,...

Edit: Sorry girls but it had to be said. You ain't all that. Well not after a while.

[drone]

She doesn't like watching football, she doesn't like it when I ignore her, she doesn't like when I get drunk, she doesn't like it when I don't get up early, she doesn't like the fact I don't care which shoes she likes or wants, she doesn't like it when I don't want to see the flick she wants to see, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like doing something with her, she doesn't like it when I'm lazy in the morning and wait to shower in the evening, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like showering in the evening and will shower the next morning, she doesn't like it when I don't listen, she doesn't like the fact I don't have anything to say, she clearly doesn't like a lot of girls she has class with or who I get along with, she doesn't like it when I make my own plans, she doesn't like it when I say I think this or that are stupid, she doesn't like books or politics, she doesn't like it when I do something silly or stupid, she doesn't like it when I make sexist jokes, nor does she like racist jokes and similar, she doesn't like my bush down there, she doesn't like the fact I refuse to wear perfume, she doesn't like pron, she doesn't like cooking, washing,...

If you think it's bad now, just wait til you are married...

[Monk]

If you're having courtship difficulties I extend my sympathies to your plight. My hardship count is nigh on one hundred, yet a lady is not among them.

[Beskar]

I have a solution for you.

Date a guy.

[Moros]

I have a solution for you.

Date a guy.

Considered it. Going out could be fun. It's just they always have other intentions.

[Peasant Phill]

I bet it doesn't like it to be called it either.

What attracts you in her anyway?

[Fisherking]

Date an older woman (this is advice from Fisherking's wife who often thinks that the young girls of today have no clue what charm and congeniality is). Advice from Fisherking himself shall follow shortly.

[Secura]

Ouch, that's one heck of a list! If you have that many issues with your partner, then perhaps try not to see so much bad in her? Or perhaps the relationship's run it's course, in that case you should move on.

My hardship count is nigh on one hundred, yet a lady is not among them.

When I read this, I had the image of Buzz Killington saying it stuck in my head.

[Husar]

Wrong girl?

[Moros]

Or perhaps the relationship's run it's course, in that case you should move on.

Yes, I fear it's exactly this. But moving on would be hard.

[Skullheadhq]

To me she seems like a dumb, proletarian girl. Not something you would want.

[jirisys]

Yes, I fear it's exactly this. But moving on would be hard.

At least you get to keep your balls.

Football balls that is.

Also your bush.

Your herbaceous shrubbery that is...
...
...
Ni.

Besides that. Women are plenty. If not. Just get money. And do what Notorious B.I.G. sang about. Only backwards.

Too many cultural references?

~Jirisys ()

[Fisherking]

Sounds like a bad case of PMS. It is either that or you need to move on.

If you are not making each other happy I doubt it is worth the strain.

Fear of being alone is a bad reason to stay together.

If you can’t see more good than bad it is just punishment to stick with it.

[Hosakawa Tito]

If you think it's bad now, just wait til you are married...

Hehehe, wait till you're married and it's too late. Most men shouldn't get married till they're 40.

[Voigtkampf]

Game over, man, game over!

If I could compress my life experience as a girl/women fan/connoisseur, and provide you with a sincere advice, it would be...

"GET TO DA CHOPPPAAAAA!!!"

[Rhyfelwyr]

This thread makes me feel better.

[a completely inoffensive name]

If you think it's bad now, just wait til you are married...

You are doing it wrong.