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Strike For The South
07-20-2011, 16:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvDhSB7GHk&feature=player_embedded#at=160

There is a bad word at the begining, I implore you to get over it.

Do you think a round table of men could laugh about drugging a woman and then mutilating her genitals?

That's a rhectorical. They would all be fired.

I'm just pointing out some plain old hypocricsy.

InsaneApache
07-20-2011, 16:49
In 'victimhood' poker, men are at the bottom of the pile.

Skullheadhq
07-20-2011, 16:56
In 'victimhood' poker, white, heterosexual, non-handicapped men are at the bottom of the pile.

Fixed.

johnhughthom
07-20-2011, 16:57
In 'victimhood' poker, christian, white, heterosexual, non-handicapped men are at the bottom of the pile.

Fixed properly. :wink:

InsaneApache
07-20-2011, 16:58
:laugh4:

Thanks guys.

:2thumbsup:

I actually met a woman who sincerely believed that all men are peadophiles and rapists. As batty as a bat in a Belfry.

HoreTore
07-20-2011, 20:12
Oh yes, let's all gather round and bitch and whine about how awful it is to be male.... Gawd. Get over yerselves.


Also, just graze the nuts, that's plenty......

Skullheadhq
07-20-2011, 20:15
Oh yes, let's all gather round and bitch and whine about how awful it is to be male.... Gawd. Get over yerselves.


Also, just graze the nuts, that's plenty......

Well, it is awful, for one, I actually need skills to get somewhere in life AND I am expected to work full time jobs, how outrageous. Life would be so much easier with boobies.

Centurion1
07-20-2011, 20:27
Oh yes, let's all gather round and bitch and whine about how awful it is to be male.... Gawd. Get over yerselves.


Also, just graze the nuts, that's plenty......

Oh yes lets gather round and bitch about how much harder it is to be a woman...... Gawd. Get over yourself.

Adrian II
07-20-2011, 20:31
My white atheist heterosexual non-handicapped penis is doing just fine, thank you. Must be the christian penises that draw all the venom.

AII

Vladimir
07-20-2011, 20:38
My white atheist heterosexual non-handicapped penis is doing just fine, thank you. Must be the christian penises that draw all the venom.

AII

*out of the darkness comes the glimmer of a pun. vladimir steadies himself*

Samurai Waki
07-20-2011, 20:48
Many a man's penis is already mutilated, it's called circumcision.

HoreTore
07-20-2011, 21:09
Oh yes lets gather round and bitch about how much harder it is to be a woman...... Gawd. Get over yourself.

I'm not a woman.


Many a man's penis is already mutilated, it's called circumcision.

Been a while since we had a snipping thread....

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
07-20-2011, 21:48
Many a man's penis is already mutilated, it's called circumcision.

'tis true, the horror is truly staggering - that we cut off little boys' winkles without their consent.

HoreTore
07-20-2011, 22:05
'tis true, the horror is truly staggering - that we cut off little boys' winkles without their consent.

Fireman!

Ronin
07-20-2011, 22:05
My white atheist heterosexual non-handicapped penis is doing just fine, thank you. Must be the christian penises that draw all the venom.

AII

feeling very cocksure are we? :P

Rhyfelwyr
07-20-2011, 22:30
I find those types of women's shows hilarious. Not dissing women in general, you have to be a very specific type of middle-aged woman to end up on those shows. Hilarity ensues...

johnhughthom
07-20-2011, 23:19
I find those types of women's shows hilarious. Not dissing women in general, you have to be a very specific type of middle-aged woman to end up on those shows. Hilarity ensues...

Clearly you've spent many an afternoon watching Loose Women.

Strike For The South
07-20-2011, 23:21
Clearly you've spent many an afternoon watching Loose Women.

Well yea but in fairness, all of my pants were in the wash

Rhyfelwyr
07-20-2011, 23:25
Clearly you've spent many an afternoon watching Loose Women.

Oh that's just the beginning. Don't forget Jeremy Kyle, the Wright Stuff, Bargain Hunt, Cash in the Attic, Diagnosis Murder, Murder She Wrote, Countdown, Deal or No Deal, capped off with the Five afternoon movie.

I used my time at University well. :yes:

Hosakawa Tito
07-20-2011, 23:54
Why Is Cutting Off A Mans Penis Funny?

I don't know, guess ya had to be there.

InsaneApache
07-21-2011, 02:43
Clearly you've spent many an afternoon watching Loose Women.

LMFAO.

:creep:

Major Robert Dump
07-21-2011, 06:40
Being the clown that I am, I have often entertained the idea of gutting off my own penis, ya know for laughs.

rory_20_uk
07-21-2011, 08:48
It was the same at Medical School when dissection got to the male genetalia a lot of the women were enthusiastically saying what they were going to do. Perfectly fine, apparently.

Its odd that women can state such statements as "all men rapists" (paedophiles is slightly different, as we have in the last few hundred of years tried to reprogramme millions of years of evolution in artificially setting what is an adult based on age, not on sexual development) and that is fine. But anyone wants to say "all women want to be raped" or "tweenies instincitively want to try it on with older men?"

~:smoking:

Shaka_Khan
07-21-2011, 14:48
I actually met a woman who sincerely believed that all men are peadophiles and rapists. As batty as a bat in a Belfry.
I work with women who even think the innocent men have the potential to be paedophiles and rapists.

Adrian II
07-21-2011, 14:50
Me a paedophile? No. But I wouldn't be averse to cutting off a woman's penis. Provided that it's consensual.

AII

Cute Wolf
07-21-2011, 16:07
I support total castration as punishments for pedophilies


In 'victimhood' poker, christian, white, heterosexual, non-handicapped men are at the bottom of the pile..

Thank God, I'm asian :2thumbsup:

seriously, we all know that christian, white, heterosexual, non-handicapped men are the most widely accepted victim of discriminations :laugh4:

gaelic cowboy
07-21-2011, 16:12
I support total castration as punishments for pedophilies





Does that stop them being pedo's though???

Cute Wolf
07-21-2011, 16:30
Does that stop them being pedo's though???

at least without a penis and nuts, they can't molest their victim again.

or maybe, if they're that sick, we should amuptate their hands as well

rory_20_uk
07-21-2011, 16:41
They'd still have wrists. Now, that would hurt.

Castration, chemical or otherwise is more effective.

~:smoking:

Samurai Waki
07-21-2011, 21:49
seriously, we all know that christian, white, heterosexual, non-handicapped men are the most widely accepted victim of discriminations :laugh4:

Some day things will start to go right for the Wealthy, Christian, white man... but until then we just have to keep fighting for our rights.

Beskar
07-21-2011, 22:27
Some paedophilia is closely linked with rape, as in it is not the "sexual attraction of the person" but the feeling of power and dominance over the vulnerable individual.

It is pretty disgusting that some one would go that extra-mile in doing such acts.

if you get your kicks over those things, go with the whole "faux-rape" (with a legally consenting adult) that BDSM's enthusiasts seem to love so much with safe-words and other such things.