Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur

[Strike For The South]

That's why work has been so busy. Don't worry guys, I figured it out

[Strike For The South]

No one wants to talk about my day at work?

I'm going to the bar

I want a divorce

[Major Robert Dump]

What bar? where?

[Strike For The South]

What bar? where?

Did you get the address for tomorrow?

[Major Robert Dump]

Yes. I was going to do a recon this evening, but when I went out to the car the traffic on the I was gridlocked and I said "wrong answer, taco truck for meh"

I love the taco truck. Would like to open one on Bagram airfield in Afghanistan. Would make big bucks, but the problem is all the big vans in that country tend to blow up before I can buy them

[Strike For The South]

recon?

DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?

Also, I will be bringing a rape whitsle

[Major Robert Dump]

Actually, I was just hungry

And i was hoping to meet a hot asian waitress, tip her well, and then when we meet there I am mr popular and u think I have game

[a completely inoffensive name]

I want to hear.

[Strike For The South]

Actually, I was just hungry

And i was hoping to meet a hot asian waitress, tip her well, and then when we meet there I am mr popular and u think I have game

I thought the whole point was to go home with me :(

[Major Robert Dump]

No. I don't even know what Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is, or why you would be busy. I don't celebrate Mexican holidays.

BTW, I heard you have muscles. You should consider being a model. I have some camera equipment in my motel room.

[Strike For The South]

I want to hear.

Ok, I work at one of the few, if not the only place in South Texas that sells kosher meat (certainly the best). Lately there have been more Jewish customers, more often, and all seem on edge.

Couple that with the fact the workforce is mostly Catholic and Texan, while the Jews are from New York.

It's been a hairy week.

So today some lady told me it would be "my ass" if I ruined her Yom Kippur, that statement led me to a google search.


BTW, I heard you have muscles. You should consider being a model. I have some camera equipment in my motel room.

Oh,we can have sex, it won't be pleasant, but we can

[Major Robert Dump]

Why must you turn this into a gay thing? I was simply pointing out that I can take professional photos of oiled up men in my motel. That does not make me gay.

[naut]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsDx0Ft5oH8


That's why work has been so busy. Don't worry guys, I figured it out
Jewish new year? Where do you work, the synagogue? Kosher butcher?

[Vladimir]

I like it when Strike say he's tired from handling meat all day.

[Noncommunist]

Why must you turn this into a gay thing? I was simply pointing out that I can take professional photos of oiled up men in my motel. That does not make me gay.

Oil wrestling?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling

[Lemur]

I was simply pointing out that I can take professional photos of oiled up men in my motel. That does not make me gay.
Or as I like to say, it's just guys helping guys (http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/).

[Hooahguy]

No. I don't even know what Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is, or why you would be busy. I don't celebrate Mexican holidays.
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Jewish holidays. Lots of feasting during Rosh Hashanah (Jewish new year), fasting during Yom Kippur (day of repentance). Wont be celebrating Rosh Hashanah this year, but I might do the other one out of guilt.

[rvg]

Jewish holidays. Lots of feasting during Rosh Hashanah (Jewish new year), fasting during Yom Kippur (day of repentance). Wont be celebrating Rosh Hashanah this year, but I might do the other one out of guilt.
My favorite Jewish holiday is Cinco de Mayo.

[Major Robert Dump]

Jewish holidays..

Oh come on, bra, you know me better than this :) I love to mix up ethnic and cultural holidays and languages, it is fun. Why just the other day a Mormon yelled at me because I started talking about Tom Cruise and getting to level 15.

Good luck on your fast. I will eat some Vietnamese Pho tonight and be thinking of you