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Vote: Makrell
and Trigger the Eruption
because we are freeing the slaves this way.... from the physical realm.
Crap crap crap.
Pardon me guys, I mixed up the names of the guys who were killed in the write-ups.
You will note that the first kill was Makrell, not TinCow.
The second kill was TinCow, not Arjos.
I honestly have no idea where I got Arjos from. :laugh4:
To make up for this mistake, I am updating the clock to reflect that the round ends 24 hours from this post.
EDIT: Also, all votes before this point are invalidated.
Riedquat
02-09-2013, 06:25
Now things make a little more sense... just a little...
Not a real clue who to vote for, so for now lets just trigger the eruption
The ghost of choxorn wonders why the snowman he was eating suddenly started tasting like fish instead of chicken.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-09-2013, 08:59
Intermittent internet - may struggle to post until it is fixed (hopefully by Monday).
ATPG: I retract my questions...
Vote: Trigger Eruption
Vote: ATPG
Vote: erupt volcano
SUrely, ATPG can do it with a style
Askthepizzaguy
02-09-2013, 10:08
What the heck is going on? The writeup clearly shows me NOT killing TinCow, but Makrell (AS FORETOLD BY ME.....)
Hello?
Anyone home?
I am ready to die if town is this silly. It's clearly not worth the effort.
Askthepizzaguy
02-09-2013, 10:13
I see that the writeup has already been fixed and votes annulled.
That was just a slap in the face to come home to, that's all. Pardon my outburst.
You see what public cooperation with the town gets you. Insta-lynched at the first sign of trouble, real or imagined.
LazyMcCrow
02-09-2013, 10:26
Now things make a little more sense... just a little...
Not a real clue who to vote for, so for now lets just trigger the eruption
SCUM. vote: Riedquat vote: Free the slaves
Askthepizzaguy
02-09-2013, 11:00
This is Chaotix. Triggering the eruption is probably more benign than freeing slaves.
The slaves could be cannibals, or disease carriers, or generally unpleasant and with funky odors. As such, we'd probably do better with some sort of eruption.
But, knowing Chaotix as well as we do, and knowing that he knows that we know him, he might have chosen to make this one more straightforward, so we might second-guess him and go with freeing the slaves.
But, knowing that we know that he knows that we know, he could revert to his original tactics.
But....
(head asplode)
This is Chaotix. Triggering the eruption is probably more benign than freeing slaves.
The slaves could be cannibals, or disease carriers, or generally unpleasant and with funky odors. As such, we'd probably do better with some sort of eruption.
But, knowing Chaotix as well as we do, and knowing that he knows that we know him, he might have chosen to make this one more straightforward, so we might second-guess him and go with freeing the slaves.
But, knowing that we know that he knows that we know, he could revert to his original tactics.
But....
(head asplode)
I'm reasonably certain he'll just decide that whatever we choose was the 'bad' choice. With that said, I'm a horrible person, so vote: Trigger the Eruption.
vote: Arjos. He seems a little more quiet than usual, as he was when he was scum a couple of days back (if somebody can present a half-decent case I'll be happy to switch to it, because I've got nothing at present).
Honestly I thought I was dead and just read the PM that it was an error...
Vote: trigger the eruption
Also, as you pointed out there isn't really anything to discuss...
Vote: Ironside, good as any...
Most probably Chaotix got Arjos because Arjos is an important mafioso to the game (It would explain how he would appear in the write-up).
WIthout any other lead, I'm going to go for him.
Vote: Arjos
Vote: Free the slaves
Vote: Ishmael I find it weird that you vote for Arjos, but you don't mention the mistake, which admittedly is a half decent reason for voting Arjos. You also seem to be playing fairly cautiously which I'm not a fan of.
Trigger the eruption
Double A
02-09-2013, 14:40
This is Chaotix. Triggering the eruption is probably more benign than freeing slaves.
The slaves could be cannibals, or disease carriers, or generally unpleasant and with funky odors. As such, we'd probably do better with some sort of eruption.
But, knowing Chaotix as well as we do, and knowing that he knows that we know him, he might have chosen to make this one more straightforward, so we might second-guess him and go with freeing the slaves.
But, knowing that we know that he knows that we know, he could revert to his original tactics.
But....
(head asplode)
This is Chaotix. Both options are equally bad.
However, one involves more lava. vote: Van Halen
Most probably Chaotix got Arjos because Arjos is an important mafioso to the game (It would explain how he would appear in the write-up).
If that's true, then you'd be lynching a mafioso due to the mistake of the host and not because of anything the player has done. I highly discourage such an act on a fair-play basis. If Arjos acts scummy in his own right, then lynch him, but don't do it exclusively because of Chaotix's write-up error.
Ironside
02-09-2013, 16:56
Vote: Bsmith
Vote: trigger the eruption
This game needs more lava.
Was Arjos revealed as mafia when he died?
vote: Jolt for going after an easy target.
Forgot about the volcano.
Vote: trigger the eruption
Riedquat
02-09-2013, 17:04
SCUM. vote: Riedquat vote: Free the slaves
What did I do now? :inquisitive:
Ibn-Khaldun
02-09-2013, 17:09
Was Arjos revealed as mafia when he died?
vote: Jolt for going after an easy target.
No, he was not.
Askthepizzaguy
02-09-2013, 17:26
If Arjos were revealed as mafia when he died, I'd roll a 2-4 on random.org and that's how many rounds it would take before I'd vote to lynch and/or vig him.
If he was revealed as townie when he died, I'd highly encourage any town doctor to not protect him ever.
You can't un-learn things but you can play them as fairly as possible.
robbiecon
02-09-2013, 17:41
What would Lincoln do? Vote: Free the slaves
As for the lynch, I'm going to Vote: Csargo, he was very quick to start up the ATPG wagon after the write-up.
What would Lincoln do? Vote: Free the slaves
As for the lynch, I'm going to Vote: Csargo, he was very quick to start up the ATPG wagon after the write-up.
Given the circumstances I feel that my vote was justified.
autolycus
02-09-2013, 19:39
Vote:Free the Slaves!
Wake up! Vote;Gaius Scribonius Curio
If Arjos were revealed as mafia when he died, I'd roll a 2-4 on random.org and that's how many rounds it would take before I'd vote to lynch and/or vig him.
If he was revealed as townie when he died, I'd highly encourage any town doctor to not protect him ever.
You can't un-learn things but you can play them as fairly as possible.
To clarify, Arjos was not actually revealed as anything.
His name was put next to TinCow's role.
The only words I actually changed in the write-up when I corrected it were the names of the victims.
Double A
02-09-2013, 21:42
I dunno, my lie detector is going haywire, but it might just be reacting to the fact that I don't actually have a lie detector.
robbiecon
02-09-2013, 22:31
Given the circumstances I feel that my vote was justified.
Well, I will accept that there was some errors with the initial writeup, but I stick with my vote, it seems highly unlikely you'll be lynched today anyway.
I dunno, my lie detector is going haywire, but it might just be reacting to the fact that I don't actually have a lie detector.
You're lying :p
Askthepizzaguy
02-09-2013, 22:32
Vote: Double A
You're behaving like you.... care.
This is highly scummy from you!
Double A
02-09-2013, 22:49
Vote: Double A
You're behaving like you.... care.
This is highly scummy from you!
Chaotix is hosting. COME AT ME BRO.
Askthepizzaguy
02-09-2013, 23:53
Chaotix is hosting. COME AT ME BRO.
Your Zack impersonation needs work.
White_eyes:D
02-10-2013, 00:06
If we were not in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with police and/or army around to insure these slaves are not Serial killers/rapists...I might just suggest freeing the slaves. As it stands, they well only get in the way...and it is freedom we are giving them....(I guess?:sweatdrop:) Vote:Trigger the Eruption
Vote:Jarema for that quick ATPG vote after the fact thing.
vote: Trigger the Eruption
vote:Arjos
He's been much quieter than usual and the whole 'I thought I was dead' excuse is hardly relevant for the rounds before this one. Not the best reason for a vote but I'm not getting scum vibes from anyone else at the moment.
If that's true, then you'd be lynching a mafioso due to the mistake of the host and not because of anything the player has done. I highly discourage such an act on a fair-play basis. If Arjos acts scummy in his own right, then lynch him, but don't do it exclusively because of Chaotix's write-up error.
As ATPG said, we cannot unsee things. Phreaps he is just a townie. Matter of fact is we won't know until he is dead. I'd rather be sure sooner rather than later. And I have no reason to vote for anyone else. I'm much more confortable voting for Arjos based on my fallible hypothesis then voting completely randomly or voting at all.
EDIT: Besides edse that is, for voting against me twice. But we'll get there.
As ATPG said, we cannot unsee things. Phreaps he is just a townie. Matter of fact is we won't know until he is dead. I'd rather be sure sooner rather than later. And I have no reason to vote for anyone else.
Well, you could always vote for our friendly neighborhood serial killer if you were really lacking for ideas.
If you're not inclined in that direction, let ATPG kill Arjos. We've got a semi-tame serial killer who won't blatantly betray us for at least another day or two. Give him Arjos to gnaw on. That will give Arjos another few hours to save his skin, and it will allow ATPG to skate by another phase without having to explain his kill choice, so fun for all.
Askthepizzaguy
02-10-2013, 04:47
We've got a semi-tame serial killer
I resent that accusation!
The ladies know that this lad is definitely not 'tame'.
Also Arjos is fine if that's what the folks want.
The ghost of choxorn hides in askthepizzaguy's [tent/bathroom/pick-up truck/small intestine] to attempt to check the veracity of askthepizzaguy's statement about his "serial killer."
Not enough votes.
Extending round 24 hours.
Foreman Chaotix's Handy Dandy Swiss Army Wristwatch:
Riedquat
02-10-2013, 07:06
Vote: LazyMcCrow
Double A
02-10-2013, 10:31
vote: Lazy
Your Zack impersonation needs work.
Working on my Zack impression would violate my prime directive, which is not caring.
He's been much quieter than usual and the whole 'I thought I was dead' excuse is hardly relevant for the rounds before this one.
We started with 26 players, any vote in the first days is nothing but random, unless something like a last 30 mins vote happen or similar...
Check any large game I've played: around day 5, more or less, is when I can make any reasonable case, based on logic regarding the past votes...
I don't like nonsense and it's sunday morning, I just woke up XD
Having said that, I have no problem with my lynch today or kill tonight, the mistaken write-up unleashed any sort of overthinking on me. So the longer I'm around, the greater the distraction...
I have no idea who to vote for, so I'll Vote: Abstain courteously of course.
Vote: Trigger the Eruption
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-10-2013, 21:30
Seen as my previous vote was discounted - Vote: White Eyes
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-11-2013, 07:50
Tally
Arjos: 3 (Ishmael; Jolt; Elite Ferret)
Lazy McCrow: 2 (Riedquat; Double A)
ATPG: 1 (Jarema)
Riedquat: 1 (Lazy McCrow)
Ironside: 1 (Arjos)
Ishmael: 1 (Visorslash)
BSmith: 1 (Ironside)
Jolt: 1 (edse)
Csargo: 1 (Robbiecon)
Curio: 1 (Autolycus)
Double A: 1 (ATPG)
Jarema: 1 (White Eyes)
White Eyes: 1 (Curio)
Abstain: I (Csargo)
Trigger Eruption: 10 (Curio; Jarema; Ishmael; Arjos; Visorslash; Double A; Edse; White Eyes; Elite Ferret; Csargo)
Free Slaves: 3 (Jolt; Robbiecon; Autolycus)
Riedquat
02-11-2013, 07:55
not that it matter much, but I voted for trigger the eruption!
Let me note that i volountered to go in the lava, so please carry me and throw me in the pit
vote: abstain. I've been offline for a few days, and besides, I think the round is over anyway, right?
Lynch Tally:
Arjos - 3 (Ishmael, Jolt, Elite Ferret)
LazyMcCrow - 2 (Riedquat, Double A)
Askthepizzaguy - 1 (Jarema)
Riedquat - 1 (LazyMcCrow)
Ironside - 1 (Arjos)
Ishmael - 1 (Visorslash)
BSmith - 1 (Ironside)
Jolt - 1 (edse)
Csargo - 1 (robbiecon)
Gaius Scribonius Curio - 1 (autolycus)
Double A - 1 (Askthepizzaguy)
Jarema - 1 (White_eyes:D)
White_eyes:D - 1 (Gaius Scribonius Curio)
Abstaining - Csargo
Choice Tally:
Trigger the Eruption - 10 (Riedquat, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Jarema, Ishmael, Arjos, Ironside, edse, White_eyes:D, Elite Ferret, Csargo)
Free the Slaves - 3 (LazyMcCrow, robbiecon, autolycus)
Van Halen? - 1 (Double A)
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Apologies about lateness etc. etc.
Write-up incoming.
DAY 3
They wanted to blow up the volcano. That much was for sure. This volcano was going to erupt, and the former workers of Happy Springs would be the ones to do it.
That said, nobody really wanted to go into that volcano. So averse were they to the idea of actually going to the volcano, in fact, that they couldn’t even really form a majority vote on any single person to go to the volcano.
Eventually someone voted for Arjos.
“Hey! I thought he was dead.”
Arjos was offended at the notion.
“No, I’m not dead! I think I’m going to be okay.”
The other workers were not convinced.
“I’m pretty sure the spies killed him.”
“Yep, he’s most definitely dead.”
“No, really! I feel fine. I think I might go for a walk.”
“A walk? You’re gonna go out for a walk in this wasteland?”
“Yes, I think I might take the scenic route by the volcano. Anybody want to join me?”
An audible silence was Arjos’ answer. Nevertheless, he set out on his journey to the volcano.
It took him all day to get there, but by nightfall he could tell he was right in the valley underneath. Electric lighting revealed the Snow Man's Camp at the base, and Arjos assumed the underground entrance to the volcano’s interior would be there. He made his way toward the camp.
There were about fifteen slavers armed with all manner of guns inside the small fortification, from what he could see and hear without exposing himself. Once he got a glimpse of what must have been their leader – a broad, muscular man with a flamethrower strapped to his back. A mask of volcanic ash obscured the features of his face, leaving only his bloodshot red eyes visible. He barked orders at his underlings in a booming voice.
“Have you found that escapee yet?”
“No, Snow Man. He eludes us still.”
The Snow Man glared at the underling. He continued to glare at the underling.
“Uhh… yes, Snow Man. We will redouble our efforts.”
Skilled as he was at stealth, Arjos had no trouble navigating through the camp undetected and into the volcanic tunnel. He felt himself start to sweat – not from the heat, but because of what he was about to do next.
The man guarding the controls went down without even knowing what hit him – a slit throat and a shove, and he tumbled straight into the menacing lake of lava below.
Then Arjos shut down the volcano controller.
“Comrades! No longer must you suffer under the chains of these capitalist dogs! The might of Coldensk has come to save you! Now run and save yourselves, and remember who has given your life back today!”
With the magma level lowered significantly, the slaves were able to escape from their low-hanging cages and scramble back up the side of the volcano to the entrance of the tunnel. Arjos stopped one of the slaves on his way out.
“I have special job for you. Are you willing to serve Coldensk?”
The newly freed man nodded.
“Go south from volcano. Run as fast as you can. You will find group of capitalist swine there. Kill one. Take his clothing. Infiltrate their ranks and eliminate them all. Carry out the will of the Union.”
“I am honored to serve, sir. But what about you?”
“This will be my last mission. Now go!”
The new Coldenskian agent ran out of the tunnel. Arjos turned his attention back to the volcano controller. He took a couple of minutes placing several timed charges on it. Then he left the cave.
Outside was chaos. Most of the slaves had managed to escape, Arjos wagered, but a few had been caught by the slavers or shot down. The Snow Man was grasping one unlucky freed man by the throat. It was Arjos’ new agent.
“Worms. Thought you could escape, did you? I’m gonna find out who organized this whole thing. And then I’m going to kill every single one of you that was involved. You were the last one out, little man. I think I’m going to start my search with you.”
“YOU!”
Snow Man turned around mid-throat-grasp.
“YOU WILL NOT MAKE MOCKERY OF MY COMRADES!”
Arjos drew his long combat knife and charged. Startled, the Snow Man dropped the agent and readied his flamethrower. The blast caught Arjos head-on, but it wasn’t forceful enough to stop his murderous charge. He pounced on the Snow Man and the two went down in a burning tumble. The agent saw his chance and bolted.
Arjos fought through the pain of being burned alive and managed to stab the Snow Man at least three times. But it wasn’t enough. Snow Man was simply too big, and eventually he managed to get Arjos in a choke hold.
“End of the line, ‘comrade.”
Arjos could barely squeak out his response.
“This time… I get last laugh.”
Snow Man crushed Arjos’ throat, and was then thrown to the ground by a gigantic force. He looked above him and saw molten magma racing down the volcano. A huge cloud of smoke and ash blotted out all of the sky so that the glowing red stuff was all he could see. He cursed under his breath.
---
The workers knew when the plan had succeeded. They heard the explosion all the way out from their camp, and saw the chunks of lava as they were shot into the air. Luckily they were far enough out of the way that the only thing that rained down on them was more ash.
A few hours later, freed slaves began to pass by and through their camp. The workers were surprised that Arjos had been so successful on both fronts. They helped as many as they could, but eventually they all left, setting out on their own.
Night fell. Tomorrow they would scout ahead and set upon a new course of action. But first they would have to deal with more threats, both old and new…
BEGIN NIGHT 3
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Alive: 18
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
Double A
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Jolt
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
robbiecon
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 8
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
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Send me orders. You've got 24 hours.
You mean I did something useful as a townie? There must be some kind of mistake...
Ah, nice.
Van Halen probably meant eruption btw.
Worst correct lynch ever.
Your Zack impersonation needs work.
Word. No one pulls off the confrontational "these are my testicles, marvel at their gargantuan size, and bring it on" defense with little to no substance and consisting of dubious merit quite like I do. I would say johnhughthom, but his is more of the "I can't be bothered to defend myself" variety.
johnhughthom
02-11-2013, 21:28
Word. No one pulls off the confrontational "these are my testicles, marvel at their gargantuan size, and bring it on" defense with little to no substance and consisting of dubious merit quite like I do. I would say johnhughthom, but his is more of the "I can't be bothered to defend myself" variety.
I must protest! It is not laziness, but proven strategy. :yes:
I must protest! It is not laziness, but proven strategy. :yes:
I can't be bothered to offer a rebuttal.
Now marvel.
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Montmorency
02-11-2013, 23:44
Worst correct lynch ever.
If it makes you feel better, recall that Pizza would have brutalized him anyway. Wasn't that your recommendation?
White_eyes:D
02-11-2013, 23:48
Worst correct lynch ever.
Much worse then that I think...
“I have special job for you. Are you willing to serve Coldensk?”
The newly freed man nodded.
“Go south from volcano. Run as fast as you can. You will find group of capitalist swine there. Kill one. Take his clothing. Infiltrate their ranks and eliminate them all. Carry out the will of the Union.” Sounds like a recruitment of some kind is going to occur. Let this be a lesson to everyone who wanted to save the slaves.:stare:
Double A
02-12-2013, 00:40
Ah, nice.
Van Halen probably meant eruption btw.
Obviously.
Word. No one pulls off the confrontational "these are my testicles, marvel at their gargantuan size, and bring it on" defense with little to no substance and consisting of dubious merit quite like I do. I would say johnhughthom, but his is more of the "I can't be bothered to defend myself" variety.
What about Pizza "Diamond Cojones" Guy?
What about Pizza "Diamond Cojones" Guy?
Diamond is shiny, but small in volume, and its ability to sustain "men of the sea" is questionable. On the other hand, normal stones that are simply humongous are both impressive to gaze upon, and superbly able to hold plenty of fluid to impregnate your mother with twenty offspring in as many minutes.
Although, I will grant that if you wanted to castrate yourself and sell the jewels on the black market, diamond would likely fetch a significantly higher price. So there is that.
Worst correct lynch ever.
8566
The ghost of choxorn basks in the glow of the erupting volcano and attempts to get a tan. Sadly, Zack's enormous testicles are blocking all of the light.
Double A
02-12-2013, 04:01
Hey kid. You wanna see a man's external reproductive organ?
Zack, what breed of space whale were you again?
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 09:28
So I am at a loss for targets now.
Suggestions?
Or shall I make this one a surprise?
So I am at a loss for targets now.
Suggestions?
Or shall I make this one a surprise?
I still think this posts resembles ATPG serial killer trying to pose as a vigilante...
please, let's lynch him before its too late
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 11:18
I still think this posts resembles ATPG serial killer trying to pose as a vigilante...
please, let's lynch him before its too late
What's too late? When all the orange fellers are dead?
I wonder who gets lynched immediately thereafter.
:mellow:
So I am at a loss for targets now.
Suggestions?
edse.
White_eyes:D
02-12-2013, 16:57
What's too late? When all the orange fellers are dead?
I wonder who gets lynched immediately thereafter.
:mellow: So your admitting it is in your best interest to leave the scum alive?:inquisitive:
Yeah, your pretty crazy Pizzaguy...:no:
ATPG is clearly not mafia aligned. As a result, his night kills have a chance of killing scum and are essentially as good as vigilante kills; they basically count as a free lynching every day, which is good for the town. At the same time, he clearly cannot be trusted as pro-town and we must assume that his victory condition is town-hostile. As a result, while it may be in the town's short-term interests to keep him alive, he absolutely must be lynched eventually. As I see it, there are two factors to consider when determining whether it's time to lynch him.
1) Is ATPG killing actual suspects? If ATPG's kills remove people who were legitimate candidates for lynch votes, his kills are assisting the town. If ATPG's kills remove people who were not going to be lynch candidates, then he is not assisting the town and warrants lynching.
2) Are there non-ATPG-aligned scum still alive? As noted, ATPG is clearly not mafia-aligned. Therefore if you think there are still mafioso alive, ATPG retains value as a possible way to eliminate them. However, if you think all mafioso are dead, ATPG's value to the town ends.
As a result, you should not vote to lynch ATPG if you think that he is killing suspects and there are still mafioso alive. If, on the other hand, you believe that EITHER ATPG is not killing actual suspects OR all mafioso are dead, you should be placing your votes on him.
:2cents:
Jolt!
I just voted to lynch one mafioso using a rationale that (apparently) proved to be correct.
You voted for me previously just to create a random bandwagon, and you voted this last round to lynch the person who voted for a mafioso, that you called being an "easy solution", even though it was in no means certain that he was a mafioso and that what I did isn't considered fair-play (Hence it wasn't even an easy solution). If there's anything that we can draw from the last day's voting is that the most probable candidates to be scum, provided the Mafia knows who each other are, is:
Those that tried to form the bandwagon on McCrow (Riedquat and Double A), and those that voted for people who were voting for Arjos (Visorslash and you).
That said, which one of us has the better odds of being Mafia-aligned?
I would have had a hard time not bussing my partner after what happened precisely because I could make a post like that.
Montmorency
02-12-2013, 19:29
It was a 3-2 lynch. Only a very few could consider bussing that.
I would have had a hard time not bussing my partner after what happened precisely because I could make a post like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
Aww, BSmith, after all this time away from Mafia games, I had forgotten about the comedic potential of your posts. :laugh4:
Double A
02-12-2013, 20:10
I just voted to lynch one mafioso using a rationale that (apparently) proved to be correct.
You voted for me previously just to create a random bandwagon, and you voted this last round to lynch the person who voted for a mafioso, that you called being an "easy solution", even though it was in no means certain that he was a mafioso and that what I did isn't considered fair-play (Hence it wasn't even an easy solution). If there's anything that we can draw from the last day's voting is that the most probable candidates to be scum, provided the Mafia knows who each other are, is:
Those that tried to form the bandwagon on McCrow (Riedquat and Double A), and those that voted for people who were voting for Arjos (Visorslash and you).
That said, which one of us has the better odds of being Mafia-aligned?
I only voted for Lazy because he was OMGUSing on D2. Two or three people isn't a bandwagon in my book.
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 20:43
ATPG is clearly not mafia aligned. As a result, his night kills have a chance of killing scum and are essentially as good as vigilante kills; they basically count as a free lynching every day, which is good for the town. At the same time, he clearly cannot be trusted as pro-town and we must assume that his victory condition is town-hostile. As a result, while it may be in the town's short-term interests to keep him alive, he absolutely must be lynched eventually. As I see it, there are two factors to consider when determining whether it's time to lynch him.
1) Is ATPG killing actual suspects? If ATPG's kills remove people who were legitimate candidates for lynch votes, his kills are assisting the town. If ATPG's kills remove people who were not going to be lynch candidates, then he is not assisting the town and warrants lynching.
2) Are there non-ATPG-aligned scum still alive? As noted, ATPG is clearly not mafia-aligned. Therefore if you think there are still mafioso alive, ATPG retains value as a possible way to eliminate them. However, if you think all mafioso are dead, ATPG's value to the town ends.
As a result, you should not vote to lynch ATPG if you think that he is killing suspects and there are still mafioso alive. If, on the other hand, you believe that EITHER ATPG is not killing actual suspects OR all mafioso are dead, you should be placing your votes on him.
:2cents:
Indeed, and if you'll remember, there was an endgame where a serial killer faced off against a lone mafioso and a single townie at the end of one of my Simpsons games.
The mere fact of the SK being there meant town could win simply by voting No Lynch on the final round. The only outcome for such a vote would be the two scums voting to kill the townie, and then murder each other at night, ending the game in a draw, or for there to be No Lynch, and the two scums would either have to kill each other, or one of the scums would have to kill the townie and also lose the game in doing so, the face-off ending the game in a town win.
Or it would have been, if the SK hadn't won. :mellow:
Serial killers are a particularly prickly situation for the scumbags. As long as one is alive, their entire team can be taken out one by one.
And you never know when town is watching the serial killer, waiting for someone to kill him, and then expose the murderer.
Of course, mafia are bad for the serial killer as well. So long as they live, the SK has a large chance of being outvoted just from the mafia alone, and of course, night-killed.
There is still an important piece of the equation missing, however. And I'll discuss that at a later time, for it is a trump card that benefits us, meaning both myself and the rest of the Town.
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 20:53
There is also an inherent balancing mechanism. So long as there are opposing scums trying to kill each other, the overall power of the scum factions is lessened compared to the town. I've played games where an outnumbered town defeated the remaining scums by playing them off of each other. Without rival scums, the town would have been doomed.
Remove the serial killer and what will happen next is that the unopposed mafia will curb-stomp the town. They're likely on a team of four.
You might safely get rid of the SK after the next mafioso dies, leaving it 1 versus 1 with one exposed. Remove one and have one left.
Or you could be bold and daring and give pizza a chance for a clean sweep, removing the final scumbag and then hoping to do some epic fast-talking all the way into the endzone.
Which worked so well for me in that Smurf game. :angry: Thanks for revealing that the mafia faction had been destroyed. Oy vey.
They're likely on a team of four.
You'll have to give some explanation for this number, otherwise it's you just spouting a number which is convenient for your survival. Personally, four plus a serial killer seems a bit high for a game of this size.
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 21:01
You'll have to give some explanation for this number, otherwise it's you just spouting a number which is convenient for your survival. Personally, four plus a serial killer seems a bit high for a game of this size.
Four is exactly the right number to keep me alive longer.
Please do not lynch ATPG just yet. Regardless of what I said above, he's too much fun to lose this early.
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 21:06
Please do not lynch ATPG just yet. Regardless of what I said above, he's too much fun to lose this early.
Good things come to those with big testes.
It was a 3-2 lynch. Only a very few could consider bussing that.
Under normal circumstances I would agree with you 100%, but this was not a normal circumstance. Now that we have the results of the write-up we can see that Chaotix likely switched the names of the attacker and the victim.
Even before the reveal that Arjos was scum this was the most likely possibility for the mistake, and as a result Arjos would have gotten a ton of attention/pressure, if not lynched outright. Regardless of whether he was lynched or killed the next day, or if it took a day or two, Arjos was dead meat because of that mistake.
I would absolutely want to make as much lemonade from those lemons as possible. The best way to do that would be to immediately write off Arjos and try to get some town cred for his lynch when it is revealed that he is indeed scum. All the better if I can talk about doing just that in thread to really reinforce that credibility. I believe that Arjos himself even called for his own lynch because he was a distraction (a noble effort at WIFOM, but also in line with a team bus).
On top of this we have the little gem in the latest update that seems to indicate that Arjos was replaced on the scum team by someone else. A reward to help re-balance the potentially game breaking mistake that the host made. If the scum team knew of this in advance - and I am sure there was discussion about the mistake with the GM as soon as it happened – then there is even more incentive to get rid of the distraction, gain town cred, and move on.
I think bussing is quite plausible under these conditions.
Aww, BSmith, after all this time away from Mafia games, I had forgotten about the comedic potential of your posts. :laugh4:
I am a lot of things in mafia, but I doubt comedic relief is one of them. You probably have me confused with someone else. :bow:
That said though, your attempt at dismissing my statement off hand raises yet more red flags. :stare:
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 21:29
My peepers are on Edse and Jarema at the moment.
I could give like... pro-town reasons or whatever, but I'm more or less nakedly just accusing them of being bad for me in particular.
They give me gas.
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 21:33
Also, would you please avert your eyes while I'm nakedly accusing people. This is awkward enough for everyone as it is.
White_eyes:D
02-12-2013, 22:10
I think we are focusing too much on Pizzaguy...while I feel he does merit some concern, we do have a possible recruitment mechanic going on. Pizzaguy knows I despise those but since it was in the write-up plain as day, it will get a pass.~:handball:
I am wondering if the combo of lynching someone and picking the wrong choice leads to that...or if it would have happened either way. I need someone's input on who played Chaotix's "Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie Mafia IN SPACE" was recruitment or random deaths by wrong decisions a common thing?:book2:
Askthepizzaguy
02-12-2013, 22:23
I think we are focusing too much on Pizzaguy
True since 2009.
My peepers are on Edse and Jarema at the moment.
I could give like... pro-town reasons or whatever, but I'm more or less nakedly just accusing them of being bad for me in particular.
They give me gas.
Hey now, I will soon get higher lynch priority than you if you let me live a couple of days.
It was a 3-2 lynch. Only a very few could consider bussing that.
The ghost of choxorn reports that he has both bussed in situations like this and seen bussing occur in situations like this, and doesn't think that it is impossible in this situation.
ATPG is clearly not mafia aligned. As a result, his night kills have a chance of killing scum and are essentially as good as vigilante kills; they basically count as a free lynching every day, which is good for the town. At the same time, he clearly cannot be trusted as pro-town and we must assume that his victory condition is town-hostile. As a result, while it may be in the town's short-term interests to keep him alive, he absolutely must be lynched eventually. As I see it, there are two factors to consider when determining whether it's time to lynch him.
1) Is ATPG killing actual suspects? If ATPG's kills remove people who were legitimate candidates for lynch votes, his kills are assisting the town. If ATPG's kills remove people who were not going to be lynch candidates, then he is not assisting the town and warrants lynching.
2) Are there non-ATPG-aligned scum still alive? As noted, ATPG is clearly not mafia-aligned. Therefore if you think there are still mafioso alive, ATPG retains value as a possible way to eliminate them. However, if you think all mafioso are dead, ATPG's value to the town ends.
As a result, you should not vote to lynch ATPG if you think that he is killing suspects and there are still mafioso alive. If, on the other hand, you believe that EITHER ATPG is not killing actual suspects OR all mafioso are dead, you should be placing your votes on him.
:2cents:
I :bow: before your wisdom
I would absolutely want to make as much lemonade from those lemons as possible.
With still 19 people alive and two kills per Night (Where one of them is guaranteed to be ATPG)? If I were the Mafia partner, I'd be fricking stupid if I were to kill off a mafia partner. Making as much lemonade as possible would involve me trying to keep my partner alive as long as possible so he could kill as many as possible before dieing, especially since I don't have any suspicion on me. The stupidest thing one can do in this situation is exactly kill a mafia partner who was not established in any way as being mafioso. Willingly incriminating him would a pretty stupid decision.
On top of this we have the little gem in the latest update that seems to indicate that Arjos was replaced on the scum team by someone else. A reward to help re-balance the potentially game breaking mistake that the host made. If the scum team knew of this in advance - and I am sure there was discussion about the mistake with the GM as soon as it happened – then there is even more incentive to get rid of the distraction, gain town cred, and move on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
This is what I love about you. How you like to assume everything to fit into your zionist-masonic-illuminati far-fetched conspiracies. What if the scum team didn't know beforehand? What if there was no discussion with the team and it was just Arjos decision? What if there isn't even a scum team and mafiosi are unaware of each others identities (Like on the Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie game)? What if the other mafioso(s) just decided to try and lynch somebody else instead of stupidly voting for their fellow mafioso and sticking through it, regardless of the very real possibility of just switching one vote and lynching someone else?
But nope. The obvious thing to do, with little less than twenty people still alive, vote for your Mafioso colleague, using a reasoning that is not widely accepted, and maintain the vote even when there is a dead townie telling you to spare him, and no actual scumminess of the mafioso to levarage the town into supporting the lynch.
If I was vaguely smart and was mafioso and had the intention of bussing a colleague, in this situation, I'd much rather have abstained for the tie, and if Arjos died, I could blame TinCow for my decision, while if he lived, then my team would continue with one extra member.
I am a lot of things in mafia, but I doubt comedic relief is one of them. You probably have me confused with someone else. :bow:
Nah, I remember very well. It was a game where we could vote to give items to someone still playing. Midway into the game, you had the most outlandish conspiracies and on how I was part of the Mafia, and how you tried to make everything make sense even though you had already failed to predict things that had happened in the game, and by some points, you were completely discredited, but still kept rambling on and on, much to my delight. Even when I took the time to counter your arguments, you'd usually say that me arguing with you ultimately proved that I was trying hard to discredit you and that it only meant that I was even more suspicious. :laugh4: I remember it because it was the only occasion where I used that video I now post to you. I also vaguely remember saying that by the end, when the roles were revealed, you'd eat your own words. I can't remember how the game ended, but I remember I was a regular townie in that game, so I hope you did indeed took time to eat your own words.
That said though, your attempt at dismissing my statement off hand raises yet more red flags. :stare:
:laugh4: Why do I get a sense of deja vu?
With still 19 people alive and two kills per Night (Where one of them is guaranteed to be ATPG)? If I were the Mafia partner, I'd be fricking stupid if I were to kill off a mafia partner. Making as much lemonade as possible would involve me trying to keep my partner alive as long as possible so he could kill as many as possible before dieing, especially since I don't have any suspicion on me. The stupidest thing one can do in this situation is exactly kill a mafia partner who was not established in any way as being mafioso. Willingly incriminating him would a pretty stupid decision.
Again – normally, yes, but the write-up mistake was a game changer. Let’s not pretend it wasn’t.
This is what I love about you. How you like to assume everything to fit into your zionist-masonic-illuminati far-fetched conspiracies. What if the scum team didn't know beforehand? What if there was no discussion with the team and it was just Arjos decision? What if there isn't even a scum team and mafiosi are unaware of each others identities (Like on the Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie game)? What if the other mafioso(s) just decided to try and lynch somebody else instead of stupidly voting for their fellow mafioso and sticking through it, regardless of the very real possibility of just switching one vote and lynching someone else?
First off… I am a freemason. So no need for the conspiracies. :evilgrin:
Second – should we not hypothesize here? Should we not brainstorm and talk out possibilities? Should we just let the scum coordinate in peace and let them kill us off one by one? What is your strategy here?
And I was the Robot in the other game. I am pretty familiar with how that was set up. This game feels different to me.
But nope. The obvious thing to do, with little less than twenty people still alive, vote for your Mafioso colleague, using a reasoning that is not widely accepted, and maintain the vote even when there is a dead townie telling you to spare him, and no actual scumminess of the mafioso to levarage the town into supporting the lynch.
If I was vaguely smart and was mafioso and had the intention of bussing a colleague, in this situation, I'd much rather have abstained for the tie, and if Arjos died, I could blame TinCow for my decision, while if he lived, then my team would continue with one extra member.
Given the reality of the situation this is a very likely decision. Let’s not dismiss it out of hand.
Nah, I remember very well. It was a game where we could vote to give items to someone still playing. Midway into the game, you had the most outlandish conspiracies and on how I was part of the Mafia, and how you tried to make everything make sense even though you had already failed to predict things that had happened in the game, and by some points, you were completely discredited, but still kept rambling on and on, much to my delight. Even when I took the time to counter your arguments, you'd usually say that me arguing with you ultimately proved that I was trying hard to discredit you and that it only meant that I was even more suspicious. :laugh4: I remember it because it was the only occasion where I used that video I now post to you. I also vaguely remember saying that by the end, when the roles were revealed, you'd eat your own words. I can't remember how the game ended, but I remember I was a regular townie in that game, so I hope you did indeed took time to eat your own words.
I don’t remember the game either, but it could have been me. I wish I was always right, but I’ll let my (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=12116134#post12116134) record (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=11792574&postcount=9) be my witness.
And you do seem a little sensitive to the attention…
NIGHT 3
Most of the other workers had gone to sleep by now, but the continuing volcanic eruption was keeping Ishmael awake.
He was pretty sure that they were far enough away from the volcano that they were in no immediate danger. They might get some toxins in their system from breathing in the falling ash, but the magma floes were far enough away that they wouldn’t wake up on fire. A gas mask would sure be nice right about now, though – Ishmael wondered where the Foreman had gotten his.
The light radiating from the far-off lava was what was keeping Ishmael awake. He decided since he was awake anyway, he might as well check that stuff out. From a safe distance, of course.
So Ishmael found himself overlooking a nice little river of molten rock flowing through a small valley between two hills. The heat was certainly a welcome change from the cold nights on the waste he had grown accustomed to.
What Ishmael was not accustomed to was being pushed down hills into deadly lava streams. Unfortunately for him, that is exactly what happened. The agent chuckled from the top of the hill, and then left as soon as he was certain his victim had been melted into a puddle of organic material.
---
“PSSST--”
Double A stirred in his sleep.
“PSSSSSSSST--”
Double A groggily awoke. He looked around him. He was pretty sure he had heard something, but he couldn’t tell where it came from.
“PSSSSSST--”
There it was again. Double A looked to his left to find two red eyes staring right back at him.
“Hello?”
“Hey, kid. Want some candy?”
Did he want some candy? Was that even a question? Of COURSE Double A wanted candy. There was never a moment when he didn’t want candy, even after being rudely awoken in the middle of the night in a presumably dangerous situation. There was only one relevant question on his mind.
“Is it free?”
“Umm… yes. Totally free. Free candy. Now just follow me.”
That was all Double A had to hear. He got up and started to follow the creepy black silhouette that the creepy red eyes were attached to. He followed for about a minute or so, and then he fell.
It was only about a three-foot drop, but he hadn’t seen the hole in the dark so it caught him off guard. He landed flat on his face in… candy? There was no doubt about it! He hadn’t just caught a mouthful of dirt and ash, that was sweet, sweet candy.
“Dude, this is awesome!”
“Yes, and it’s all for you. Have as much candy as you like!”
So Double A continued to eat candy for what must have been at least an hour or two. All the while, the creepy red eyes watched from above. When Double A began to physically feel his teeth rotting, he decided it was about time to stop.
“All right, I think I’ve had about enough. I’ll finish it off tomorrow.”
Double A began to try to climb out, but he soon realized the edge of the pit was now far over his head. The walls were slick and he couldn’t get a grip on them.
“Hey, what gives? I’m stuck here!”
“Yes, it appears you have eaten yourself into quite a predicament. Mwehehehehe!”
With that, the red eyes vanished, leaving Double A all alone. Then he started to get cramps.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
---
When they awoke, there were only 16 of them. Foreman Chaotix addressed them all through his gas mask.
“All right, folks. We’ve been doing some good work out there, and I aim to continue that. Some preliminary scouts have revealed two things of interest. The first is a radio tower to the east. We could presumably use that to re-establish contact with the Republic. That would be helpful since we actually haven’t been able to contact them at all since somebody suggested we should go in the opposite direction of the Republic.”
The workers all looked at each other. They went with the silent assumption that whoever that was had probably been killed already.
“The problem is that this radio tower lies in what is officially Coldensk territory. The second is that we’re getting some pretty strange radiation readings from the north. And I’m not talking nuclear strange. I’m talking really strange.”
That sounded pretty ominous.
“Those are our options. Take a vote and let’s assign a forward scout for today.”
BEGIN DAY 4
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Alive: 16
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Jarema
Jolt
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
robbiecon
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 10
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
Ishmael - Is between a rock and a hot place. Actually, he is between two hot molten rocks. Or actually it could be three.
Double A - Swam in so much sugar he got the bends.
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Lynch Vote in Bold
Choice Vote in Red. Your options are Radio Tower or Radioactive
You've got 24 hours.
Foreman Chaotix's Handy Dandy Swiss Army Wristwatch:
Again – normally, yes, but the write-up mistake was a game changer. Let’s not pretend it wasn’t.
We don't even know if Arjos already had such a power or not.
Second – should we not hypothesize here? Should we not brainstorm and talk out possibilities? Should we just let the scum coordinate in peace and let them kill us off one by one? What is your strategy here?
Oh, I'm all for the town brainstorming. Your ideas however, are quite equal to themselves. Never that accurate or credible.
Given the reality of the situation this is a very likely decision. Let’s not dismiss it out of hand.
Killing a mafia colleague in a game with still 10 rounds to go is a silly decision, no matter how you put it. Hence, unless you're assuming that the Mafia team is silly, then no, it's not really that likely. If you're getting to the end-game and you need that boost of confidence to get you through the last rounds of lynch, then it becomes profitable to ditch a team member. Doing that on Day 3, however, is just stupid. Mind you, people do all kinds of stupid decisions on Mafia games, but I neither a noob nor stupid.
I don’t remember the game either, but it could have been me. I wish I was always right, but I’ll let my (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=12116134#post12116134) record (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=11792574&postcount=9) be my witness.
Unfortunately for you, that's quite contrary to what I've seen you do here.
And you do seem a little sensitive to the attention…
:laugh4: More red flags, right? I won't even argue with you anymore. From my experience, it's like talking to a wall.
Regardless of what happens, once my role is revealed, you'll be eating your own words a second time.
Vote: Visorslash
No reason, just a gut feeling.
Montmorency
02-13-2013, 02:07
Regardless of what happens, once my role is revealed
Robot Pirate Zombie Ninja all over again! You're not looking good here.
Well, my death was fairly predictable. At least I got some sightseeing in before I went.
With regards to the actual game, something about Visorslash seems off in this game. I can't actually find any grounds to lynch him, but you guys might want to keep an eye on him.
Robot Pirate Zombie Ninja all over again! You're not looking good here.
I did tell last game, that I was defending myself exactly as I would, being a townie.
Well, my death was fairly predictable. At least I got some sightseeing in before I went.
With regards to the actual game, something about Visorslash seems off in this game. I can't actually find any grounds to lynch him, but you guys might want to keep an eye on him.
Because I haven't gone crazy yet? I've been busy with real life and Jarrema's game on CFC to go very hard on this game. Though I have the day free and just posted my update in my other game so I have a little more time today.
What I want to look at, is the game mechanics of the Coldenskians first. I have a theory that someone else has probably already said.
(next post)
Montmorency
02-13-2013, 02:35
I did tell last game, that I was defending myself exactly as I would, being a townie.
Why would you all of a sudden claim a role like that?
Why would you all of a sudden claim a role like that?
What role?
Montmorency
02-13-2013, 06:18
Regardless of what happens, once my role is revealed
:mellow:
yeah, interesting. Do you have any role?
I believe you Jolt.
vote: Jarema because ATPG
LazyMcCrow
02-13-2013, 09:38
I believe you Jolt.
vote: Jarema because ATPG
Nope. vote: edse because ATPG
...and because too defensive. Jarema smells ok by comparison
The ghost of choxorn finds some marshmellows, graham crackers, and chocolate bars in Double A's candy pile and goes to the lava flow to make smores.
They taste mildly radioactive.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-13-2013, 09:47
Vote: edse courteously :bow: - on a hunch.
Vote: Radiation
I don't want to entertain the possibility of correctly 'lynching' a Coldenskian, only to send them to a Coldensk Radio Tower...
Askthepizzaguy
02-13-2013, 09:50
Killing a mafia colleague in a game with still 10 rounds to go is a silly decision, no matter how you put it. Hence, unless you're assuming that the Mafia team is silly, then no, it's not really that likely. If you're getting to the end-game and you need that boost of confidence to get you through the last rounds of lynch, then it becomes profitable to ditch a team member. Doing that on Day 3, however, is just stupid. Mind you, people do all kinds of stupid decisions on Mafia games, but I neither a noob nor stupid.
Neither am I and I've played many a game by attacking my mafia buddies early.
My second game I tried to get my only partner Wogged for inactivity, and voted repeatedly to lynch him.
I've bussed countless teammates. Sometimes as early as Day One.
Stupid decisions can sometimes be unstupid. It's mafia. We exist to destroy your brain's reasoning center.
For it is through reasoning that we will deceive, and through that deception, triumph.
Vote: Jolt
I am surprised I agree with ATPG on it.
But Jolt analysis seems kind of stinky WIFOM
so, vote: Jolt
and Vote: Radiation
Riedquat
02-13-2013, 13:49
Vote: Jolt and vote: radiation
yeah, interesting. Do you have any role?
I got a Role PM just like everyone else. Being a townie is also a role.
Neither am I and I've played many a game by attacking my mafia buddies early.
My second game I tried to get my only partner Wogged for inactivity, and voted repeatedly to lynch him.
I've bussed countless teammates. Sometimes as early as Day One.
Stupid decisions can sometimes be unstupid. It's mafia. We exist to destroy your brain's reasoning center.
For it is through reasoning that we will deceive, and through that deception, triumph.
Vote: Jolt
I'm sorry, but how is any of this relevant in voting for me? Obviously I have to do reasoningn because its the obvious thing when people come with far-fetched theories. What do you want me to do? Say they are right? What exactly is my lynch reason here? That I managed to lynch one mafioso? That I'm talking too much compared to the others who voted for the same mafioso who are not?
You're saying that we shouldn't utilize reasoning to play this game and those that are most probably right in their reasoning should be lynched just because you acted illogically in some games? If you're a townie in Mafia game, would you condone to being lynched for basically using logic and discrediting someone who very clearly was not using it?
I am surprised I agree with ATPG on it.
But Jolt analysis seems kind of stinky WIFOM
so, vote: Jolt
and Vote: Radiation
WHAT WIFOM??? I lynched a fricking Mafioso, while you were throwing votes around randomly (As a Mafioso would fricking do). As a result have been accused of being Mafia in the process (Which makes no sense and there's literally nothing to prove it) setting him up through a conspiracy (Which makes no sense and there is literally nothing to prove it), even though if I was or any of the others who voted for him were Mafia, there would be zero reasoning for that guy to kill him. It was in nowhere established that he was either a mafioso or a townie. Those are the facts. I am a regular townie. No special powers. That's why I was saying he is going to swallow his own words. There is no WIFOM here.
I'm tired. The fact that I need to defend killing a conspiracy theorists and no reasoners voters apparently demonstrates the level of competence of this town.
So let's end this. Let's show us all how smart we all are by lynching me.
Unvote,
Vote: Jolt
Montmorency
02-13-2013, 14:27
Isn't this exactly what you did last time, which is when you flipped scum?
Isn't this exactly what you did last time, which is when you flipped scum?
Here.
To be honest, I was genuinely frustrated at being voted for and lynched for no reason. :P
The self-vote was a tactic. You don't actually want to be lynched and outed as mafia. Being frustrated, yeah, but you chose to show it and use it as a sympathy gamble. The best kind of acting contains your own actual feelings.
Of course. That's the thing. If I was really a townie, I don't think I would have done anything differently.
Though I really want to be killed right now. I killed a mafioso, and want to prove my innocence, and not have to deal with this game anymore.
vote: Jolt
1. Your post highlighting the fact that you voted for a Mafioso is what drew my initial comment. It seemed a little too eager.
2. You are too quick to jump to ridicule and direct attack of the player, and not the case.
3. You don’t really refute my case, other than to say it is stupid, and that a Mafioso would never do that - which is precisely why a good Mafioso would do that in this situation. A situation you have avoided addressing other than to say we don’t really know anything about it.
4. Continued instance that there was no way of knowing that Arjos was scum based on the initial mistake in the write-up. It is not a giant leap to put two and two together and figure out the most likely reason why the mistake happened was because Arjos was scum. Let’s also not forget that the mafia certainly know the truth, and would act accordingly.
5. You seem too eager to throw in the towel and quit the game, which is not very townie like, especially in a game where you can continue to contribute after death.
Bottom line: You flinched hard on an offhand comment that didn’t directly accuse you, and then continued to dig your hole deeper.
And let’s go to the Radiation.
I really want to be killed right now.
As you wish.
vote: Jolt
vote: radioactive
No way we're heading into Coldenskian lands.
autolycus
02-13-2013, 17:31
Vote:Radiation
Vote:Jolt
The man is eager to go scouting, so let him!
White_eyes:D
02-13-2013, 17:49
I am hoping the radiation kills the person we send out there quickly before they can get up to any recruitment shenanigans.:brood: Vote:Radiation
And now Jolt just had to soak up a lynch for no reason...if he was scum, I am angry, if he is townie trying to clear himself, I am also angry...Good job Jolt. Vote:Jolt
LazyMcCrow
02-13-2013, 17:50
unvote: edse
vote: Riedquat - happily riding the bandwagon. I thought you were scummy yesterday - and so you OMGUS'ed me - and you've done nothing today to make me think you're town.
I am hoping the radiation kills the person we send out there quickly before they can get up to any recruitment shenanigans.:brood: Vote:Radiation
And now Jolt just had to soak up a lynch for no reason...if he was scum, I am angry, if he is townie trying to clear himself, I am also angry...Good job Jolt. Vote:Jolt
Eh. That's a very scummy post.
robbiecon
02-13-2013, 18:12
I had exactly the same thought as LazyMcCrow, that of all of the people who have voted for Jolt, Riedquat seems to be happiest to go with the flow.
Vote: Riedquat
Vote: Radiation
I'm going to jump on the bandwagon that's not as bandwagony as that other bandwagon.
Vote: Riedquat
Vote: Radiation
Riedquat
02-13-2013, 18:36
unvote: edse
vote: Riedquat - happily riding the bandwagon. I thought you were scummy yesterday - and so you OMGUS'ed me - and you've done nothing today to make me think you're town.
I not only OMGUS'ed you, you fail to mention I've kindly asked why did you think so of me, gave you like 8 hours to answer my query, then, after your silence I just OMGUS'ed you.
Now you keep the same attitude, fine! Unvote; vote: LazyMcCrow for the pleasure of being antagonist!
I not only OMGUS'ed you, you fail to mention I've kindly asked why did you think so of me, gave you like 8 hours to answer my query, then, after your silence I just OMGUS'ed you.
Now you keep the same attitude, fine! Unvote; vote: LazyMcCrow for the pleasure of being antagonist!
Why were you voting for me?
LazyMcCrow
02-13-2013, 18:46
Why were you voting for me?
Yeah - Ried - why Jolt? and why flinch back off the bandwaggon now? Don't want it to show on your record? - Makes me think you're even more scummy. In answer to you - I missed your question in the thread - but the reason I voted you to begin with on that day - was that you post smelt scummy to me. Pure intuition about the scummy scent of the language you used - and the general scummy aroma of the way you constructed your sentences :)
Riedquat
02-13-2013, 19:09
Why were you voting for me?
Wall of text at night, only for that reason you and Bsmith should die; you already had two votes on you when I came, it was my duty as responsible townie to put the third vote on you.
Do you want to know if I've read your interaction with Bsmith? I did, I also, as Monty found curious your statement about having a role. Why I did just a dry vote on you? Because I just returned to work today after a 5 days holiday, to find an auditory in the office, I'm not in my best mental shape to get two coherent sentences at once and my liver and part of my brain want to get out of my body.
My vote stand on Lazy, who for some reason seems to want to bite a piece of my liver.
Yeah - Ried - why Jolt? and why flinch back off the bandwaggon now? Don't want it to show on your record? - Makes me think you're even more scummy. In answer to you - I missed your question in the thread - but the reason I voted you to begin with on that day - was that you post smelt scummy to me. Pure intuition about the scummy scent of the language you used - and the general scummy aroma of the way you constructed your sentences :)
I'm afraid that you need to fix your scent tracker then. It's malfuctioning. :)
Wall of text at night, only for that reason you and Bsmith should die; you already had two votes on you when I came, it was my duty as responsible townie to put the third vote on you.
Maybe you should realize that not everyone lives in your timezone.
And since when does two votes mean something for a townie?
And you know what they say about the third voter on bandwagons, right?
White_eyes:D
02-13-2013, 20:05
Eh. That's a very scummy post.
Not scummy at all, my self-voting friend.:stare:
Not scummy at all, my self-voting friend.:stare:
It's a very scummy post and reasoning for infiltrating a bandwagon.
"Aww man, if Jolt hadn't done this, I wouldn't have to vote for him. *Votes Jolt*" reasoning is quite scummy.
Riedquat
02-13-2013, 20:53
And since when does two votes mean something for a townie?
And you know what they say about the third voter on bandwagons, right?
Maybe you should realize one of us is very bad at understanding sarcasm :rolleyes:
By the way, you are really bad at "I want to die to prove my innocence thing".
By the way, you are really bad at "I want to die to prove my innocence thing".
How so? I haven't even moved my vote from me or stated otherwise, even though your bandwagon does look attractive.
Askthepizzaguy
02-13-2013, 22:19
If you're a townie in Mafia game, would you condone to being lynched for basically using logic and discrediting someone who very clearly was not using it?
Hypothetically speaking?
Hypothetically speaking?
It was rhetorical.
White_eyes:D
02-14-2013, 01:10
It's a very scummy post and reasoning for infiltrating a bandwagon.
"Aww man, if Jolt hadn't done this, I wouldn't have to vote for him. *Votes Jolt*" reasoning is quite scummy.
Nope....I wanted to vote for you before this day phase but was still unsure since edse was looking kinda scummy. Then I saw you self-vote and that was scummy-r-us right there. You more then earned my vote:whip:
Nope....I wanted to vote for you before this day phase but was still unsure since edse was looking kinda scummy. Then I saw you self-vote and that was scummy-r-us right there. You more then earned my vote:whip:
That's not what this shows:
And now Jolt just had to soak up a lynch for no reason...if he was scum, I am angry, if he is townie trying to clear himself, I am also angry...Good job Jolt. Vote:Jolt
ATPG, please kill White_Eyes:D this night. He's the most probable scum.
The ghost of choxorn goes to the Coldensk radio tower and attempts to get them to broadcast the Ghostbusters Theme Song.
Radiation
Also, Vote: Riedquat
Radiation
Also, Vote: Riedquat
Voting's been over for 3 hours now. I'm dead.
White_eyes:D
02-14-2013, 06:34
ATPG, please kill White_Eyes:D this night. He's the most probable townie.
Fixed it...I don't mind if Pizzaguy wants to kill me. Make it have something to do with ninjas and I will die very happy.:laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
02-14-2013, 06:49
My peepers are on Edse and Jarema at the moment.
Any objections to either one?
Lynch Tally:
Jolt - 7 (Askthepizzaguy, Jarema, Jolt, BSmith, Elite Ferret, autolycus, White_eyes:D)
Riedquat - 3 (LazyMcCrow, robbiecon, Csargo)
LazyMcCrow - 1 (Riedquat)
Visorslash - 1 (Jolt)
Jarema - 1 (edse)
edse - 1 (Gaius Scribonius Curio)
Choice Tally:
Radioactive - 9 (Gaius Scribonius Curio, Jarema, Riedquat, BSmith, Elite Ferret, autolycus, White_eyes:D, robbiecon, Csargo)
Radio Tower - 0
Jolt has been lynched.
Write-up incoming.
DAY 4
They decided they would be investigating the source of the radiation rather than heading into Coldenskian territory. Jolt, deemed most likely to be an agent of the Union, was decided as the advance scout for the day.
The workers marched north for most of the day before they came across something interesting.
That something was what appeared to be a massive extraterrestrial spacecraft. It was definitely the source of the radiation. It was filled with many hull breaches and in most places the siding was rusted and wearing away. However, some writing in very large, red letters could be seen on the side of the ship.
Most of the word had been obscured, but on one end the letters “GAL” were visible, and on the other end, “TZPAH”. Whatever could have been painted in between was a mystery. What was most striking was that the writing was in English, whereas the craft of the ship looked like nothing that was made on Earth – or at least, nothing that could be made since the dismantling of the space program.
Surrounding the spacecraft was what appeared to be a series of metal fence posts, but there was no fence in between.
“Jolt, go examine those posts.”
“No way, man. I’m not going anywhere near that thing!”
“Go, or I’ll have to consider you a traitor. And you know what happens to traitors.”
There was no arguing with the Foreman. Jolt took a deep breath, and started out toward the nearest fence post. He had a really bad feeling about this. The spaceship seemed somehow familiar to him – and not in a good way. Maybe in a past life this spaceship had caused him a lot of trouble or something. But that was nonsense. Jolt didn’t believe in that reincarnation crap. That hadn’t been a legal religion since some scientist had found a way to actually reincarnate people using stem cells and brain transplants. That was highly illegal.
But when he walked up to the nearest post, he was not surprised when it began to spray rapidly condensing supercooled gas particles at him. And it was somehow familiar being frozen solid indefinitely. But for the life of him, Jolt still couldn’t fathom why.
BEGIN NIGHT 4
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Alive: 15
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Jarema
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
robbiecon
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 11
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
Ishmael - Is between a rock and a hot place. Actually, he is between two hot molten rocks. Or actually it could be three.
Double A - Swam in so much sugar he got the bends.
Jolt - Has been put on ice.
---
This phase will be roughly 48 hours, because I won't have time to do a write-up tomorrow.
Askthepizzaguy
02-14-2013, 09:32
Curses and drat. Meat popsicles for dinner again!
The ghost of choxorn uses the supercool gas particles to create ice cream, and searches the ship for cake to go with the ice cream.
The ghost of choxorn uses the supercool gas particles to create ice cream, and searches the ship for cake to go with the ice cream.
There's probably some Space Cake in the pantry if you can find it.
Any objections to either one?
Don't kill Jarema.
I'd be looking at the Riedquat counter-wagon for some scum.
I'd be looking at the Riedquat counter-wagon for some scum.
I'd be looking at the Jolt wagon. Jolt was acting the same way as last game, and he wouldn't do that again as mafia IMO. It just makes him so much more lynchable.
Easy wagon for scum to hide by on.
I'd be looking at the Jolt wagon. Jolt was acting the same way as last game, and he wouldn't do that again as mafia IMO. It just makes him so much more lynchable.
Easy wagon for scum to hide by on.
Certainly, and it needs attention. However, the mafia knew Jolt was going to pop townie. There was a whole lot of fluff on the Riedquat accusations and it came late in the day after Jolt was already doomed, so that's an obvious bail-point for scum that didn't want to get caught up in the Jolt fail.
LazyMcCrow
02-14-2013, 14:29
Certainly, and it needs attention. However, the mafia knew Jolt was going to pop townie. There was a whole lot of fluff on the Riedquat accusations and it came late in the day after Jolt was already doomed, so that's an obvious bail-point for scum that didn't want to get caught up in the Jolt fail.
Makes sense and chances are you're right - unless I'm right of course and Riedquat is scum.
Riedquat
02-14-2013, 19:31
Makes sense and chances are you're right - unless I'm right of course and Riedquat is scum.
Then Tincow must be right. From the people voting for me, robbiecon and Csargo are the ones intriguing me the most, Csargo is interesting because his posts and votes have less substance than mine... you and visor seem to have a problem in your radar.
Askthepizzaguy
02-15-2013, 01:50
Then Tincow must be right. From the people voting for me, robbiecon and Csargo are the ones intriguing me the most, Csargo is interesting because his posts and votes have less substance than mine... you and visor seem to have a problem in your radar.
I should note that Csargo's style hasn't ever really changed. You'll not see many... um... words from his posts.
His behavior has no tell at the moment. Perfect poker face.
I should note that Csargo's style hasn't ever really changed. You'll not see many... um... words from his posts.
His behavior has no tell at the moment. Perfect poker face.
Indeed.
NIGHT 4
That night, Askthepizzaguy was out by one of the fenceposts, standing around and muttering suspiciously.
“Quantum physics… electromagnetic forces.. bahahaha!”
He was so busy giggling maniacally that he failed to notice the dark figure sneaking up behind him.
“It will be mine! All of it! All for me! Yes. YES. Yes. Yesssss….”
At this point the agent in the darkness was getting kind of uncomfortable.
“And then…mumble mumble…linear algebra! Gwahahaha!”
The agent pushed Askthepizzaguy into the fencepost, causing about 5000 volts to be passed directly through his body. He fell to the ground, burnt to a crisp.
Then the fencepost began to spark and crackle, along with all of the others around it. The agent dove for cover as the fencepost exploded, causing the ground to rumble.
The agent dusted himself off and walked away from the scene as quickly as he could.
---
Ironside was sleeping when suddenly, CANDY-
Wait, what? Hey, I’m trying to tell a story here. You can’t just come in here and MWEHEHEHE CANDY!
NOW I AM TELLING THE STORY. THIS HERE IS IRONSIDE. HE IS ASLEEP.
*SMACK*
NOW HE IS NOT ASLEEP.
“Hey, who are you? What do you want?”
BE QUIET, IRONSIDE.
“Mmmmph!”
I HAVE PLACED A JAWBREAKER INSIDE OF IRONSIDE’S MOUTH. HE CANNOT SPEAK.
“Mmmph! Mmmph!”
I WILL NOW PLACE TWO TOOTSIE ROLLS IN IRONSIDE’S NOSTRILS. OH, LOOK. NOW HE CANNOT BREATHE. HE IS SLOWLY SUFFOCATING SINCE HE IS UNABLE TO BREATHE EITHER THROUGH HIS MOUTH OR THROUGH HIS NOSTRILS. ISN’T THAT GREAT?
MWEHEHEHEHE- get out of here, you! I’m the narrator here. You stick to killing people.
Alright, let’s see what’s going on here… oh, it looks like Ironside is dead. He has suffocated. Sorry about that. I guess it’s about time for day time, then.
---
When the sun came up, two things were readily apparent.
First, the fenceposts that had been protecting the space ship now appeared to be defunct.
Second, they heard tires in the distance and saw smoke off to the south. Somebody had followed them, and they were heading right for the camp.
BEGIN DAY 5
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Alive: 13
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Jarema
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
robbiecon
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 13
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
Ishmael - Is between a rock and a hot place. Actually, he is between two hot molten rocks. Or actually it could be three.
Double A - Swam in so much sugar he got the bends.
Jolt - Has been put on ice.
Askthepizzaguy - His maniacal plans have been foiled.
Ironside - Victim of a post-hijacking.
---
This round's gonna last 24 hours.
The choices are: Investigate the Ship and Run Away
Askthepizzaguy
02-16-2013, 09:05
FINALLY. It's about time. I was wondering how long it would take to attract that murder.
Word to the scummos:
You missed him! :smartass:
Double A is back from the dead to haunt us. Vote: Double A
investigate the ship written in red
The ghost of choxorn pokes askthepizzaguy's corpse with a stick. The stick partially melts and becomes stuck to askthepizzaguy.
The ghost of choxorn elects to wield his new askthepizzaguy-on-a-stick to fight off Coldenskians.
FINALLY. It's about time. I was wondering how long it would take to attract that murder.
Word to the scummos:
You missed him! :smartass:
Why Ironside? I don't understand that choice, could you possibly shed some light on that?
Double A
02-16-2013, 09:34
vote: edse
Ironside
02-16-2013, 10:18
Why Ironside? I don't understand that choice, could you possibly shed some light on that?
It's quite possible that it's a full bluff from ATPG:s side. Gives the SK a more mafia hunting profile for a while.
Of course, I'm not exactly approving the murder of me.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-16-2013, 10:56
Vote: edse
Vote: Investigate the Ship
More later...
FINALLY. It's about time. I was wondering how long it would take to attract that murder.
Word to the scummos:
You missed him! :smartass:
I had a feeling this was the case; IIRC you've done this before. Well done. :bow:
Vote: Investigate the Sheep
for now
Vote: edse
Vote: Investigate the Ship
More later...
Please remember that the day is only 24 hours long. I would like to have some time to defend myself if you present some erroneous scan or similar.
LazyMcCrow
02-16-2013, 19:29
Vote: Investigate the Sheep
for now
Why no proper vote Jarema?
vote: Riedquat
robbiecon
02-16-2013, 19:42
Vote: Elite Ferret
Investigate the Ship
I'm not sure if 24 hours is gonna be enough to get people in here in time.
Riedquat
02-16-2013, 20:01
Why Ironside? I don't understand that choice, could you possibly shed some light on that?
Wow! A lot of words together! But I agree it is a good question and another is, why his name is in blue? :inquisitive:
Why no proper vote Jarema?
vote: Riedquat
What a persistent fellow are you Lazy... :shrug:
Vote: Elite Ferret
Investigate the Ship
I'm not sure if 24 hours is gonna be enough to get people in here in time.
Why now EF? Why me yesterday? Why no justification?
Vote: robbiecon and lets explore the ship
But I agree it is a good question and another is, why his name is in blue? :inquisitive:
Your second question answered your first.
Riedquat
02-16-2013, 20:52
Your second question answered your first.
Only Pizza can pull that thing...
LazyMcCrow
02-16-2013, 22:30
Wow! A lot of words together! But I agree it is a good question and another is, why his name is in blue? :inquisitive:
What a persistent fellow are you Lazy... :shrug:
Why now EF? Why me yesterday? Why no justification?
Vote: robbiecon and lets explore the ship
Well - I am persistant, but not I hope to the point of bloody mindedness. Your last few posts have actually seemed quite townie under pressure and whats more I think your vote is actually a good shout. robbiecon's post smells of newly recruited scum. unvote: Riedquat vote: Robbiecon
White_eyes:D
02-16-2013, 22:34
Either edse or Jarema are scum, because that kill on Pizzaguy seemed to be a desperate attempt to stop him for killing one of them. I am going to go with edse...Vote:edse
Very good slight-of-hand by Pizzaguy...still sort-of confused as to why he would do that other then for fun though.:laugh4:
Let's check out the ship...Vote: Investigate the Ship
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-16-2013, 23:46
Edse: It was more to see how you'd react to the insinuation of actual evidence. I have some vague misgivings, and your eagerness to respond to them, and awareness of the time constraints have reinforced them.
And why would the first thing you think of be 'an erroneous scan'. I don't believe that there has been a Claim of Detective in this game.
My vote stays where it is...
robbiecon
02-17-2013, 00:00
Unvote; Vote: edse, I think Gaius has made an interesting play, simply trying to draw a reaction out of edse, implying that he had information on him. As for the votes on me, very well, think what you may. Although I think it a little strange that Riedquat and LazyMcCrow are suddenly agreeing on voting for me, when just earlier in the day Lazy voted for Riedquat.
autolycus
02-17-2013, 00:04
vote:robbiecon
explore the ship
Gaius's ploy was interesting, but I think edse responded in a fairly townie way.
And why would the first thing you think of be 'an erroneous scan'. I don't believe that there has been a Claim of Detective in this game.
Because I was lynched because of one two or three games ago, it's in fresh memory so to speak.
My only reaction to your claim of evidence was that I wanted to know what it was in good time since I knew it would be something faulty.
vote:robbiecon
As far as I'm concerned the lynching of Arjos has to give me at least a 90% chance of being innocent in the eyes of a fellow townie. Why would you suddenly vote for me? I suspect this is more likely because you missed that round than it being part of a scum plot but I can see no better candidates so you have earned my vote. I also dislike the fact that you changed your vote at the slightest bit of pressure and are now trying to deflect the attention rather than answer any of the questions that were posed.
robbiecon
02-17-2013, 01:48
I voted for you simply as an alternative option at the time, I did miss the lynch of Arjos, as I haven't been following the game very closely. So the answers that goes for all of Riedquats questions is I do not tend to vote for bandwagons the majority of the time. I changed partially for personal survival, and partially because Gaius' reasoning seemed sound enough. As for offering no justification either day, well let's be honest here, there has been very little justification throughout this thread for any of the votes.
vote: Edse after listening to discussion
Askthepizzaguy
02-17-2013, 09:51
Prodding a certain someone to share what we talked about.
Askthepizzaguy
02-17-2013, 09:54
Why Ironside? I don't understand that choice, could you possibly shed some light on that?
I haven't the foggiest clue. Should have hit one of the people we had highly suspected, to help us with the lynch today.
It was not I, said the pizza guy.
LazyMcCrow
02-17-2013, 10:01
I voted for you simply as an alternative option at the time, I did miss the lynch of Arjos, as I haven't been following the game very closely. So the answers that goes for all of Riedquats questions is I do not tend to vote for bandwagons the majority of the time. I changed partially for personal survival, and partially because Gaius' reasoning seemed sound enough. As for offering no justification either day, well let's be honest here, there has been very little justification throughout this thread for any of the votes.
It is precisely because I haven't seen much from you at all - and the reason I have changed my vote to you from Riedquat - who I've been voting for for days - is that suddenly - now that there is a new scum in the game after Arjos, you are back in.
White_eyes:D
02-17-2013, 19:09
It is precisely because I haven't seen much from you at all - and the reason I have changed my vote to you from Riedquat - who I've been voting for for days - is that suddenly - now that there is a new scum in the game after Arjos, you are back in.
If you are right about robbiecon being recruited scum, I want you to sign my autograph.:deal:
I never received that vibe from him and I have no idea how you did.:shrug:
Lynch Tally:
robbiecon - 5 (Riedquat, LazyMcCrow, autolycus, Elite Ferret, Visorslash)
edse - 4 (Gaius Scribonius Curio, White_eyes:D, robbiecon, Jarema)
Double A - 1 (edse)
Choice Tally:
Investigate the Ship - 8 (edse, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Jarema, robbiecon, Riedquat, White_eyes:D, autolycus, Visorslash)
robbiecon has been lynched.
Night 5 starts now, so start sending me orders. I will have the write-up in a little bit.
DAY 5
They had to make a decision, and they had to make it quick. The sounds of tires on the empty road were getting louder. It could only mean one thing: the Coldenskians.
The workers were very close to Coldenskian territory now, and only the state military could afford as many cars as the encroaching sound implied. They must have been spotted by a spy plane, or perhaps the agent amongst them had been close enough to establish radio contact.
The workers decided unanimously that whatever was inside that alien spaceship couldn’t be worse than staying outside and trying to make a break for it. They rushed toward the giant hunk of metal, but then stopped just outside.
Foreman Chaotix, impatient as always in his purple jumpsuit and gas mask, rushed them along.
“What are you waiting for? Everybody into the ship! Let’s go!”
“Dude, do you see an entrance on this thing? How do you expect us to get inside?”
The worker had a point. There was no discernible way inside the ship, except for a few hull breaches high up the siding. Fortunately, the slick metal exterior had been long-overgrown with vines and moss, and it looked like they would be able to reach one of the smaller holes.
“Start climbing – get to that opening up there. Go, everybody! We don’t want to be outside when the Coldenskians get here.”
They scrambled up the side of the space ship, with the Foreman leading the way. The rest followed two at a time, with robbiecon and edse bringing up the rear. The sounds of the incoming vehicles were getting louder. As the last few of them were about halfway up, the Foreman saw the Coldenski trucks arriving.
“Hurry, hurry!”
By now it was just edse and robbiecon still on the outside. The Coldenskis had spotted them, though, and one of them was setting up his sniper rifle. They were close… very close. robbiecon scrambled up and into the hole. edse began to do the same. Then his hand slipped.
“Pull him up! We can’t leave anyone behind!”
edse held on desperately to the edge with one hand as he tried to grasp robbiecon’s with the other. The Coldenski sniper lined up his shot. Robbiecon outstretched his hand. The Coldenskian fired… and missed.
Robbiecon pulled edse up with all his strength, and the two of them tumbled backward into the spacecraft. Robbiecon rolled just a little bit further than his counterpart, right through a small doorway.
The laser was tripped. The security system was armed. The door shut tight, leaving poor robbiecon trapped just beyond it. There was nothing they could do. They heard his screams and his fists pounding against the door, but it was made of a metal harder than solid steel. It didn’t take long.
The rest of the crew took a look around them. There was now some sort of force field surrounding the ship, and the Coldenskians were running around trying to figure out what was going on.
There was another hallway besides the one that robbiecon had been trapped behind. They checked carefully, but they could find no trap behind this one, so they entered. The hallway eventually led them to what appeared to be a large meeting room. They decided to camp out there for the night and continue the exploration in the morning.
BEGIN NIGHT 5
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Alive: 12
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Jarema
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 14
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
Ishmael - Is between a rock and a hot place. Actually, he is between two hot molten rocks. Or actually it could be three.
Double A - Swam in so much sugar he got the bends.
Jolt - Has been put on ice.
Askthepizzaguy - His maniacal plans have been foiled.
Ironside - Victim of a post-hijacking.
robbiecon - Endured horrors so terrible they could not be shown in this programme.
All is forgiven robbiecon, thanks for saving me :bow:
The ghost of choxorn touches the force field. It tickles slightly. He sleeps on top of it.
Askthepizzaguy
02-18-2013, 00:14
Zombie pizza tries eating choxorn brains. Zombie pizza is disappointed to find them non-corporeal.
Zombie pizza chews the air, not understanding.
robbiecon
02-18-2013, 00:15
All is forgiven robbiecon, thanks for saving me :bow:
No problem, my real downfall was my totally random vote on Elite Ferret. At least I can still contribute despite being dead, and now you'll believe me with what I say!
The ghost of choxorn hi-fives Zombie Pizza.
NIGHT 5
Gaius Scribonius Curio was sleeping peacefully. This was unusual. He was typically a light sleeper, waking at the earliest sign of trouble and hardly ever getting a full night’s rest. Tonight was different, however. Tonight Gaius had been drugged.
So even when the agent grabbed him roughly by his hair and began dragging him down one of the hallways leading out of the meeting room, Gaius did not stir. He just continued to snore and dream of happier times. The agent was surprised, too, but he did not complain. It only made his job easier.
---
Inside his dream, Gaius found himself out in the middle of an idyllic green field, seated at a lovely little pink table with a checkered tablecloth. A rainbow stretched across the cloudless sky and the sun smiled brightly at him when he looked up at it. Yes, I mean the sun really had a smiley face and was looking straight back at Gaius.
There were two other seats at the table, and they were filled by a pair of jolly-looking Gingerbread Men. A mountain of sweets and pastries sat piled on a central platter, and at each place setting was a lovely little teacup. One of the Gingerbread Men was alternately sipping from his teacup and munching on cookies, while the other had engaged Gaius in conversation.
“I’m so glad you were able to come to our tea party, Mr. Curio. There’s not much out here besides a flock of friendly multicolored ponies, so Buttons and I rarely have company.”
The talkative Gingerbread Man gestured to the other one, who was still noisily chomping away at the pile of pastries.
“I’m afraid I must ask you to excuse Buttons’ behavior. He just gets very hungry sometimes.”
Gaius pleasantly sipped at his own cup of tea. He reached for a small cupcake.
“Oh, not at all. And I must say, this is a delightful little set-up you have here, Mr…”
“Please, just call me Gumdrop.”
Gaius shook the Gingerbread Man’s hand, being careful not to pull off any crumbs.
“Well met, Gumdrop. Anyway, with such a delectable selection as this, I’m surprised I’m not doing the same!”
Gaius and Gumdrop shared a hearty chuckle. Buttons kept eating. About half of the sweet pile had disappeared into Buttons’ mouth by now.
“Where I come from, this would be considered a meager meal indeed. I’d need at least three times as much to treat you to a proper Candy Land tea party, but flour and sugar are ever so scarce on your harsh planet.”
The talk of hardship was slowly jogging Gaius’ mind back to reality.
“Quite a shame… say, Gumdrop, how exactly did I get here, anyway? I don’t remember traveling anywhere…”
“Oh, that’s quite simple. Do you remember that lemon drop you ate last night? Well, it wasn’t exactly a lemon drop. People really do need to stop confusing medicine with candy. Particularly sleeping pills.”
Right about now Gaius’ brain was hitting the panic button.
“Right. Well, then, it’s been lovely, but I’m afraid I must get going.”
“But you can’t leave yet! We haven’t even had dessert!”
Buttons grabbed the last piece of cake, and chomped it down in one bite. His stomach rumbled.
“I’m afraid I must insist. I have another appointment-”
“You don’t understand. Buttons always gets his dessert.”
Buttons opened his mouth wide, wider than a Gingerbread Man should have any right to. The inside was filled with rows and rows of sharp teeth. Gaius fell out of his chair, scrambling backwards as Buttons’ gaping jaws loomed overhead. The monster let loose a deafening roar from its maw.
---
Gaius screamed a terrified, blood-curdling death knell. The agent was so freaked out he dropped his intended victim and jumped a few feet into the air.
Gaius was silent and still on the floor. His eyes were open, but they had rolled all the way back into his skull so only the whites showed. A steady stream of drool flowed from the corner of his mouth.
The Coldenskian agent pulled out his knife. He debated finishing the job right there, but eventually decided he wasn’t going anywhere near it. Besides, he wouldn’t be causing any trouble now. The agent stalked off into the night, leaving Gaius where he was.
---
When the crew woke up in the morning, they found they still had to come up with a plan. They were surrounded by the Coldenskian military at this point, and there was no telling how much that force field could endure.
Foreman Chaotix addressed the lot of them.
“Alright, workers. We’ve got two options. We can look for the helmsman’s room. Since the power’s back on in this thing, we could probably open up a secure channel with the Republic and call for reinforcements. However, we’re not going anywhere unless we can find the engine room and get that thing fixed.”
As the Foreman was explaining all this, a worker burst into the room.
“Hey, guys! Look what I found: Bingo Cards! This isn’t just a meeting room, it’s also a BINGO ROOM!!!”
All the workers cheered with joy. They LOVED bingo.
BEGIN DAY 6
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Alive: 11
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Jarema
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 15
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
Ishmael - Is between a rock and a hot place. Actually, he is between two hot molten rocks. Or actually it could be three.
Double A - Swam in so much sugar he got the bends.
Jolt - Has been put on ice.
Askthepizzaguy - His maniacal plans have been foiled.
Ironside - Victim of a post-hijacking.
robbiecon - Endured horrors so terrible they could not be shown in this programme.
Gaius Scribonius Curio - They say you are what you eat, but he never did eat his vegetables.
---
Your options today are: Helmsman's Room, Engine Room, or BINGO!
EDIT: POST # 4000!!!!
Foreman Chaotix's Handy Dandy Swiss Army Wristwatch:
The ghost of choxorn tries to find the magic portal to happy fun candy adventure land.
Double A
02-19-2013, 00:47
I'd like to point out that I'm still alive and eating candy. This deathly pallor is natural.
I found a vein of Tums, you see.
I'd just like to say that if you guys don't vote for Bingo I will be very, very disappointed with you.
Riedquat
02-19-2013, 04:05
I'd just like to say that if you guys don't vote for Bingo I will be very, very disappointed with you.
Vote: Bingo?
White_eyes:D
02-19-2013, 05:21
Unleashing a horrible curse known as bingo? Sure why not?Vote: Bingo
I still think either edse or Jarema is scum. Vote:edse
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-19-2013, 06:27
Someone (or is that two) is very nervous I see - at least my attempt to draw fire caused the two disparate threats to lose a kill. Probably won't make too much of a difference, but...
I implore the town to vote: edse (and Bingo of course!)
Bases on yesterday I think that White eyes is scum.
vote: White_eyes:D
LazyMcCrow
02-19-2013, 09:14
Vote: Bingo?
No. Vote Riedquat
I will stick to my previous vote, vote: Edse
Why are people suspecting mee?!
LazyMcCrow
02-19-2013, 12:23
Why are people suspecting mee?!
I think Pizza guy picked you and Jarema out as prime suspects a while back and that seems to be all good enough for everyone else. Personally I haven't had a particularly scummy vibe off either of you, but given that my nose has been woefully inaccurate thusfar, you are probably scum. I'd vote for you now other than I don't want to let Riedquat off the hook again. :bow:
and what exactly do you have against Riedquat?
autolycus
02-19-2013, 14:35
Vote:riedquat
vote;bingo!
LazyMcCrow
02-19-2013, 14:39
and what exactly do you have against Riedquat?
A few posts early on had jumped out as fishy to me - nothing major you understand - but after he got a bit OMGUS-y with me I decided to proceed voting against him and only changed my vote to Robbiecon yesterday because I agreed with Riedquats assessment of his (robbies) random voting. Turned out we were completely wrong and so - although Riedquat doesn't smell much worse to me than your good self right now - I can't help but feel if I let him slip through the net then I shall have done myself a disservice.
Vote: autolycus
Behaviour matches his other scum performances.
B-I-N-G-O and BINGO was his name-o
autolycus - lurky/not posting too much, seems to be sliding by
BSmith - a few big posts, but not much afterwards
Csargo - nada
dcmort93 - nada
edse - very scummy, whether that is natural edse or scum edse, not sure yet
Elite Ferret - not much
Jarema - got my eye on him
LazyMcCrow - has a weird fixation on riedquat. scummy
Riedquat - riedquat
White_eyes:D - got my eye on him
I'd like to hear more from BSmith, autolycus and LazyMcCrow (about someone other then riedquat).
Edse is also a good target for a lynch IMO.
But my vote stays on autolycus until I get a response.
How many Coldeskians are left? Can we assume that the recruit is the only one? Can we assume that Arjos got to choose his successor? Then there's a snowball’s chance in hell that he choose me.
Riedquat
02-19-2013, 16:28
LazyMcCrow - has a weird fixation on riedquat. scummy
Riedquat - riedquat
:laugh4:
I agree Lazy has a weird fixation on me but I don't think he is scum, just weird...
Now I've an internal dilemma, a strong wish to OMGUS vote autolycus or vote edse...
Did both parties target Gaius because he was a menace to both of them or to frame edse in the process, again... both? Who was going to lead the lynch today if the target was other? yesterday edse survived due to the wagon on robbiecon (mea culpa!), I think he knew today he was going to lead the votes anyway so lost for lost he went after Gaius anyway.... or I got it totally wrong! :clown:
Vote: edse
Riedquat
02-19-2013, 16:47
How many Coldeskians are left? Can we assume that the recruit is the only one? Can we assume that Arjos got to choose his successor? Then there's a snowball’s chance in hell that he choose me.
Who then?
White_eyes:D
02-19-2013, 17:18
Then there's a snowball’s chance in hell that he choose me.
I figured that it was random, since it was a bit of a host error that that lynch on Arjos occurred.:shrug:
You have been acting grade A scummy since that phase, your not exactly helping yourself here.:book:
I figured that it was random, since it was a bit of a host error that that lynch on Arjos occurred.:shrug:
You have been acting grade A scummy since that phase, your not exactly helping yourself here.:book:
What? Where? I didn't even vote to save myself yesterday.
Darth Feather
02-19-2013, 18:38
How many Coldeskians are left?
Hunderds of thousands in the coldeskian union.:whip:
How many Coldeskians are left? Can we assume that the recruit is the only one? Can we assume that Arjos got to choose his successor? Then there's a snowball’s chance in hell that he choose me.
We cannot make any assumptions about numbers or choices as there is no information available to make such an assumption. We can, however, form opinions.
My opinion is that there is only one mafioso left. I believe that there were two starting mafioso and a serial killer. That's a traditional classic-style setup. Arjos was the second mafioso, but his lynch was caused by an error by Chaotix. As such, I think Chaotix allowed for a one-time single person recruitment to make up for this error. It's possible that the mafia got to choose the recruit, but it's also possible that the person was chosen randomly. To be safe, I think that we have to operate under the assumption that the recruit was chosen randomly. It's also possible that there were three mafioso, which means that recruitment would leave us with two still living. However, that's kind of irrelevant to the situation anyway. All kills are clearly labeled, and our roles are revealed on death. If we still get yellow kills after another mafioso dies, then we know there were three to start with. I don't see how that information would impact the present situation in any way though.
I agree with W_E, btw. Your post is scummy. :stare:
Your post is scummy.
One specific post? I'd say most of them are.
One specific post? I'd say most of them are.
Is that supposed to be a defense of some kind?
Is that supposed to be a defense of some kind?
No, it's an accusation! Unvote: Vote: TinCow
No, it's an accusation! Unvote: Vote: TinCow
We really need a slow clap smiley.
vote: edse
BINGO!
Sorry for the lack of participation. Busy RL combined with a holiday weekend, a sick child and now a snow day make for not enough time to follow things properly.
Askthepizzaguy
02-19-2013, 20:34
We really need a slow clap smiley.
Slow clap is the worst kind. You really want it to be over quickly, after all.
I mean, I'd imagine. *shifts eyes nervously*
White_eyes:D
02-19-2013, 22:24
I agree with W_E, btw. Your post is scummy. :stare:
We agreed on something??? *looks outside for signs of the apocalypse*
No, but it is -40 below out and I guess that is good enough for that to occur.:laugh4:
What irks me is that we are caught in the crossfire of a SK/Mafia playing "Who dies first?". It should be easy to lynch one considering how it usually kills posting behavior until one or the other is caught but they are not making it easy...:brood:
Lynch Vote:
edse - 5 (White_eyes:D, Jarema, Riedquat, Csargo, BSmith)
Riedquat - 2 (LazyMcCrow, autolycus)
autolycus - 1 (Visorslash)
TinCow - 1 (edse)
Choice Vote:
BINGO! - EVERYONE! YAYY BINGO!!!!
Night starts now, so send me orders.
DAY 6
“So, what’s it going to be? Do we try to establish a comm link at the Helmsman’s Room, or get the engine up and running down in the Engine Room?”
The workers completely ignored the Foreman. They had something much, much more interesting to pay attention to (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqGEL64BiXU).
“BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
A swarm of workers bowled over and right past the Foreman as they rushed to get their coveted Bingo cards from the one worker who had found them. A few of them nearly ripped each other to shreds because they had both claimed the same Bingo card, but eventually all the disputes were resolved peacefully.
“Hey, guys, check it out! This room even has an automated Bingo number caller and game referee!”
“YAAAAAY!!!”
“AWESOME!”
“ZOMG!”
“Let’s try it out!”
A robotic-sounding voice spoke over the loudspeaker as soon as they flipped the switch.
“SPACE-CADET BINGOTRON 9000 REPORTING AND READY FOR DUTY. CURRENT RULES SET TO RULESET 1125. START NEW GAME? Y/N”
The workers weren’t exactly sure what “ruleset 1125” meant, and they were particularly confused by the “Y/N” at the end, which didn’t make sense if the robot-voice was using a vocal command system. But it was just Bingo, right? That was good enough for them!
The game ran pretty smoothly. The Bingotron 9000 was a true natural at picking random bingo numbers and calling them out, almost as if that had been the primary purpose of his programming. They never had any of the common debacles such as the announcer accidentally calling out the wrong number.
Foreman Chaotix looked on with disapproval. This disapproval started to be mixed with a little bit of fear for his personal safety when they heard and felt the Coldenski missiles bombarding the force field. Still, they had a Bingo game to finish. Nothing was more important.
“NEXT BINGO-NUMBER: B-7”
Edse screamed with joy and jumped on the table, announcing his victory.
“BINGO!!!! WOOOOOOOO! AWW YEAH! YOU GUYS GOT SERVED! WITH BINGO! I AM THE GREATEST! NOBODY CAN TOUCH THIS!”
As edse continued his victory gloating, the Bingotron 9000 chimed in over the loudspeaker again.
“VICTORY: EDSE. RULESET 1125 DEFINES BINGO-FIRST-PRIZE AS = ROCKET TO THE FACE. PLEASE STAND BY FOR BINGO-FIRST-PRIZE DELIVERY.”
A mini-turret popped out of a small compartment on the ceiling. It locked on to edse’s heat signature. Before it fired, the Bingotron chimed in again.
“PLAY FOR SECOND PLACE? Y/N”
“Holy crap no make it go away AAAAGH-” *SPLAT*
“ANSWER INTERPRETED AS “N”. BINGOTRON 9000 LOOKS FORWARD TO SEEING YOU NEXT GAME.”
BEGIN NIGHT 6
---
Alive: 10
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
Elite Ferret
Jarema
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 16
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
Ishmael - Is between a rock and a hot place. Actually, he is between two hot molten rocks. Or actually it could be three.
Double A - Swam in so much sugar he got the bends.
Jolt - Has been put on ice.
Askthepizzaguy - His maniacal plans have been foiled.
Ironside - Victim of a post-hijacking.
robbiecon - Endured horrors so terrible they could not be shown in this programme.
Gaius Scribonius Curio - They say you are what you eat, but he never did eat his vegetables.
edse - Should've listened to the rules.
robbiecon
02-20-2013, 00:52
This is how I'd have voted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNGXsgLRkXU
The ghost of choxorn is slightly disappointed the Bingotron didn't hear him also yelling "BINGO!" as he really wanted that rocket to the face.
Askthepizzaguy
02-20-2013, 04:13
Oh. So that really was a rocket in his pocket.
Chaotix, I regret that I made some unfortunate comments toward your robot.
NIGHT 6
autolycus tossed and turned in his sleep. He was sort of a light sleeper, and once he had been woken up during the night, it was difficult for him to get back to his rest. The fact that the only thing separating him from a bunch of Coldenski missiles was a force field of dubious reliability didn’t help. Some sort of creepy giggling had jolted him awake a few hours ago, and he hadn’t been able to get back to sleep.
It was ridiculous. Who could be laughing at a time like this? They were probably all going to die on this little deathtrap, and they had wasted most of their time yesterday playing an (admittedly awesome) game of bingo.
Nonetheless, autolycus decided he wouldn’t be getting back to sleep any time soon, so he went to go find himself a midnight snack. He shuffled down a dark hallway, lit only by a blue light strip on the floor. Eventually he found what had to be the pantry.
On one wall was a large metal cupboard with the label "SPACE REFRIGERATION DEVICE". autolycus, opened it up, and shivered as a cold gust of air rushed out of it. There were tubes of stuff that looked like toothpaste; on closer inspection he noted that the stuff tasted like beef or broccoli or carrots depending on what color it was. But that wasn’t what had caught autolycus’ attention.
On the middle shelf was a large cake-like object. autolycus could only assume it must have been Space Cake. Right next to it was a carton of Space Milk – advertised on the box as being “fresh from the Space Cows on Omicron-4”. autolycus got himself a big slice of Space Cake and a tall glass of Space Milk and looked for a seat at one of the many tables in the cafeteria.
As he took a seat, autolycus felt a profound sense of déjà vu. He felt as if he had been in a very similar situation (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?141799-Pirate-Ninja-Robot-Zombie-Mafia-IN-SPACE-Concluded&p=2053463789&viewfull=1#post2053463789) before. But that was preposterous, because autolycus had never been on a spaceship before, and he certainly had never eaten Space Cake. But that was about to change. autolycus took the first bite…
It was delicious. Mind-bendingly delicious. There was no taste quite like it in the world. He took another bite, and another, and before he knew it he was finished with the slice. He drained the glass of Space Milk, but he was not sated yet. He went back to the Space Refrigeration Device and carried out the rest of the Space Cake, and set to work. When he had finally finished that, autolycus sat back in his chair and rubbed his belly. He had never eaten such a satisfying meal in all his life. Then he heard a sinister voice.
“MWEHEHEHEHEHE! Foolish human! You have fallen for my trap!”
“Whuh? What trap?”
“I specifically planted that Space Cake there because I knew you would come by to eat it! Well, guess what? That wasn’t just any old Space Cake! This Space Cake was spiked with Super-Aspertame, an even sweeter and more dangerous version of the common artificial sweetener. Within minutes you will be suffering from unbearable migraines! Mwehehehehehe!”
“Oh no! That sounds really unpleasant!”
“That’s right! And you’ll probably start to develop all sorts of cancerous tumors too! Mwehehehe! But that part hasn’t been scientifically proven yet.”
At this point, the Coldenskian agent hiding in the shadows of the cafeteria could take no more. It was bad enough that these crazy sugar freaks had stolen his kill last night, but they had the nerve to meddle in this one too? He had waited all night just to see what was in that cake, and “unbearable migraines” was not going to cut it.
“I’ve had enough of this. You had your chance, you demented candy junkies. Now I will finish this. For Coldensk!”
The agent pulled out a revolver and shot autolycus in the face.
---
When they woke up, they were missing one worker yet again. Curiously, the bombardment had stopped and, when they looked out the window, the Coldenskian troops were nowhere to be seen. More curiously, they did not feel safer. Foreman Chaotix addressed them all.
“Ok, crew. We really need to get to work now. We can try to fix the engine, or establish a comm link.”
“OR, WE COULD PLAY MORE BINGO!”
The workers cheered and cheered! That last game of Bingo had been awesome! The Foreman quieted them down again this time.
“Listen carefully. Don’t think for a second the Coldenskians have decided to leave us alone just because they stopped firing. If we waste our time playing bingo again, we are all going to die. Mark my words.”
BEGIN DAY 7
---
Alive: 9
BSmith
Csargo
dcmort93
Elite Ferret
Jarema
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 17
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
Arjos - He may be dead, but his legacy lives on...
Ishmael - Is between a rock and a hot place. Actually, he is between two hot molten rocks. Or actually it could be three.
Double A - Swam in so much sugar he got the bends.
Jolt - Has been put on ice.
Askthepizzaguy - His maniacal plans have been foiled.
Ironside - Victim of a post-hijacking.
robbiecon - Endured horrors so terrible they could not be shown in this programme.
Gaius Scribonius Curio - They say you are what you eat, but he never did eat his vegetables.
edse - Should've listened to the rules.
autolycus - Snacked out, then bit the bullet.
---
Choices are: Engine Room, Helmsman's Room, BINGO!?
I strongly advise you not to vote for bingo.
Foreman Chaotix's Handy Dandy Swiss Army Wristwatch:
Askthepizzaguy
02-21-2013, 06:15
Obviously we should vote for Bingo. If everyone dies that means the mafia loses.
Keep in mind I am the somewhat recently deceased, and I love you living people so very much.
For dinner.
The ghost of choxorn seeks out the Space Holodeck, hoping to use it for epic things.
LazyMcCrow
02-21-2013, 09:14
vote: Riedquat vote: engine room
vote:White_eyes:D
Your behaviour in that last round disturbed me.
vote:BINGO!?
There is always time for more bingo.
I have to admit
vote: White eyes
and also, albeit reluctantly, vote: Bingo
I forgot to bold and color
vote: White eyes
vote: Bingo
I strongly disagree with this pro-bingo sentiment. In fact, I think we should install a big red button reading "DO NOT PRESS" on the bingo computer, just to make sure nobody turns it on accidentally.
Darth Feather
02-21-2013, 11:25
You better enjoy your BINGO game. BINGO is forbidden in the union.The only game you can play is OGNIB
Askthepizzaguy
02-21-2013, 11:38
I strongly disagree with this pro-bingo sentiment. In fact, I think we should install a big red button reading "DO NOT PRESS" on the bingo computer, just to make sure nobody turns it on accidentally.
Just don't have Stimpy guard the button.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-21-2013, 12:43
When even the host warns you against voting for bingo - is voting for bingo a smart move?
:no:
I'd suggest that such a move would result in an automatic serial killer victory.
:yes:
Don't be idiots...
:no:
Riedquat
02-21-2013, 14:03
I strongly disagree with this pro-bingo sentiment.
Make up your mind! Yesterday you were pro Bingo! :stare:
When even the host warns you against voting for bingo - is voting for bingo a smart move?
Its funny, who cares about smartness?
Vote: repair the engine
Lazy, if one of the killers were me, don't you think I've already killed you twice for your disturbing insistence? Both moronic killers just attacked same target again, the guy who just voted for me... honestly, don't you think there is a better candidate than me?
LazyMcCrow
02-21-2013, 15:06
Lazy, if one of the killers were me, don't you think I've already killed you twice for your disturbing insistence? Both moronic killers just attacked same target again, the guy who just voted for me... honestly, don't you think there is a better candidate than me?
Such as? I don't see you voting killer.
autolycus
02-21-2013, 16:36
The ghost of autolycus points a transparent FOS at those voting for bingo.
White_eyes:D
02-21-2013, 21:56
Your behaviour in that last round disturbed me.
Your behavior of only nine posts disturbs me. :inquisitive:
Jarema comes first though...jumping on bandwagon after bandwagon without ever leading one is just scummy.:stare: Vote:Jarema
I feel like more Bingo would only lead to mass death....Vote:engine room
OMGUS some, White Eyes?
I do not think I am jumping much. I do not have enough time for this game, to make a lot of jumping
And you really should vote for Bingo
LazyMcCrow
02-22-2013, 00:52
unvote: Riedquat Vote: White_Eyes:D vote: repair engine
Double A
02-22-2013, 02:32
Just don't have Stimpy guard the button.
The only other option is Deedee.
Vote: Jarema I think that White eyes is just being white eyes.
Bingo repair the engine
LazyMcCrow
02-22-2013, 10:37
Vote: Jarema I think that White eyes is just being white eyes.
Bingo repair the engine
That's true. plus Jarema IS always scum. unvote: vote: Jarema
plus Jarema IS always scum.
ta-dam
here goes decissive proof
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