View Full Version : Large Mafia Game A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Game Over]
Askthepizzaguy
03-17-2013, 10:32
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Askthepizzaguy presents: a game of cold-blooded murder
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Mafia for 20+ players
The rules: There are 20 of them. You should probably read them all.
1. At dawn of the First Day, someone will be murdered cold and dead. This person becomes the game Moderator.
2. From then onward, each active living player will attempt to solve the crime.
3. At the end of the First Day, and each day thereafter, one person will be accused of the crime, and sentenced to death.
4. The accused will be determined by a vote. However, and this is very important- a majority is required to lynch anyone.
5. Whoever reaches the required vote total first is lynched. That means the first person to receive the votes of at least 50% of the remaining players will be executed immediately thereafter.
6. No vote switches are counted after that threshold is reached.
7. Unlike standard mafia, the Day will continue until the 50% threshold is reached, or until the game moderator has determined that there will be no voting majority and enough time has elapsed. There will always be a 24 hour warning before any such judgment of the moderator.
8. In the event the moderator determines there will be no voting majority, either the lead candidate will be executed, or something else entirely will happen at the moderator's sole discretion. That something else will be cruel and delightfully unfair. You have been warned.
9. And the Dawn of the Second Day, it will be clear that, regardless of the events of the First Day, there is at least one guilty party remaining alive. Furthermore, during the night, it is entirely likely that the killer or killers will strike again.
10. It is legal for the guilty party to choose not to murder.
11. It is legal for any player to abstain from voting.
12. It is legal for any player to vote for "No Lynch" at their own discretion.
13. Legal votes must be bolded, and include the word "Vote: " before the target's name, i.e: Vote: Askthepizzaguy
14. It is generally a good idea to actively participate in some fashion, such as discussing or voting. Otherwise cruel and unfair things may happen to you at the moderator's sole discretion.
15. That being said, there is no forced minimum activity requirement or publicly known threshold for booting inactive players. That person that seems inactive might be guilty and just laying low. You have been warned.
16. During the night, the thread will be locked, and there will be no discussion. Most people cannot solve crimes while they're sleeping, and it hasn't occurred to you to sleep in shifts. The guilty parties have grown quite comfortable with murder and can get in a full night's rest even after murdering someone.
17. The innocent team is also known as "Town" but will probably not be referred to as such, ever, during this game.
18. Guilty parties are also known as "Mafia" but will probably not be referred to as such.
19. Play continues until Town has eliminated all threats, or the Mafia controls a 50% stake of the vote, thus robbing anyone else of the ability to lynch them. Either condition ends the game immediately with a victory for one side.
20. It's not personal, it's just business. If you can't be nice, at least be professional. Remember that it is only a game, and it is a game of lies, backstabbing, and murder. Be sure to take it all in stride. Personal attacks will be warned off. Disruptive players will be booted. And also remember: HAVE FUN!
Askthepizzaguy
03-28-2013, 09:01
You may begin by posting the word in, in bold thusly. Or you can try to be more clever and think of a subtler way.
LazyMcCrow
03-28-2013, 10:13
IN please :yes:
Gaius Scribonius Curio
03-28-2013, 11:03
Despite the fact that I am unsubtle, I would like to play...
Or is that not the way we do it?
Darth Feather
03-28-2013, 11:33
Not feeling creative right now :idea2:
rickinator9
03-28-2013, 12:23
I'm hiding in the trash bin!
On a break, so I can go for some mafia. Sign me up.
May the Inner forces be with me.
El Barto
03-30-2013, 00:47
thusly
If I may correct you, my dear sir, 'thus' is an adverb in its own right, so, adding the '-ly' subject is completely needless and creates a nonexistent word.
I do declare that this proposed game of 'murder' might be interesting of course. Jolly good show, what?
If I may correct you, my dear sir, 'thus' is an adverb in its own right, so, adding the '-ly' subject is completely needless and creates a nonexistent word.
I do declare that this proposed game of 'murder' might be interesting of course. Jolly good show, what?
No, you are mistaken.
"Thus" is a verb. "Thusly" is clearly an adverb.
Noun forms include "thussion", "thussitude", and "thusburger".
Askthepizzaguy
03-30-2013, 08:53
Don't get me started on the English language.
Historic = adjective.
Historical = adjective.
Therefore, which suffix makes it an adjective? -ic? -ical?
Buffoonery.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/thusly
Askthepizzaguy
03-30-2013, 09:06
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/thusly
If it is in the dictionary, it's a word now. Why? Because it's in use, unlike thousands of other words in the dictionary that no one ever really uses, and the definition is publicly known.
Because language is evolving, it doesn't have many defined or permanent rules. But one of them is, if I can find it in a dictionary, and people use it as a word, it is now a word. That's it, folks.
"Ain't ain't a word."
Except now it is (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ain%27t). Suck on that, English teacher.
I am in agreement with this argument.
The purpose of language is to convey ideas and feelings, if we are able to do that clearly and effectively then the words or grammar used are inconsequential. As long as people understand what you are trying to say, then it is correct.
Having said that if you dare to confuse 'your' and 'you're' I will never forgive you, because I am a hypocrite.
El Barto
03-31-2013, 00:00
If it is in the dictionary, it's a word now. Why? Because it's in use, unlike thousands of other words in the dictionary that no one ever really uses, and the definition is publicly known.
Because language is evolving, it doesn't have many defined or permanent rules. But one of them is, if I can find it in a dictionary, and people use it as a word, it is now a word. That's it, folks.
From said wiktionary entry: [INDENT]'thus + -ly, dating from the 19th century, seemingly coined by educated writers to make fun of uneducated persons trying to sound genteel, with a false inference that thus is not an adverb.'[INDENT] Wiktionary ain't an official dictionary, Askthepizzascum. vote: Askthepizzaguy for faulty argumentation
"Ain't ain't a word."
Except now it is (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ain%27t). Suck on that, English teacher.
I amn't sucking on anything, colonial mispronouncer.
Diana Abnoba
03-31-2013, 07:12
Okay, I'll be IN this game as well.
johnhughthom
03-31-2013, 15:13
What a boring argument.
autolycus
03-31-2013, 18:13
To really understand english, you need to look at its linguistic underpinnings and roots in french, german, and ancient Celtic!
Askthepizzaguy
04-01-2013, 06:47
Potato
I can't even count that high.
El Barto
04-01-2013, 20:37
One potato, two potato… no?
Askthepizzaguy
04-02-2013, 02:16
Nearly there now. ROBBIECON.
El Barto
04-02-2013, 02:22
If we say it three times he materialises here? ROBBIECON.
Montmorency
04-02-2013, 02:35
Ok.
If we say it three times he materialises here? ROBBIECON.
Yopu have to do it in proper way
Robbiecon
ROBBIECON
ROBBIECON!!!
robbiecon
04-02-2013, 16:17
Yopu have to do it in proper way
Robbiecon
ROBBIECON
ROBBIECON!!!
Oh Hai there.
In :D
El Barto
04-03-2013, 16:22
*spits out drink*
Major Robert Dump
04-05-2013, 08:07
I PLAY
classical_hero
04-06-2013, 21:33
I will come out of retirement for this.
Sure, if only to increase visibility of my signature. :beam:
Askthepizzaguy
04-07-2013, 08:32
I appreciate the interest that keeps trickling down this here side of the economy.
Almost ready to begin.
El Barto
04-08-2013, 00:23
Pizza, take me out of the list for now. You don't deserve a half-heartedly playing me, and I can't GM two games and play at the same time. I'd rather not play than paly crappily, I hate it when players do that to me when I host. I might rejoin as a reserve/replacement, but until greater stability is achieved, peace out.
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2013, 06:33
Sign ups closed.
I will use opportunity of closed signups to invite anyone interested to my game at twc:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?595727-Savanna-Mafia
It is called Savanna Mafia and I need players...
(sorry for spamming, but there is no offtopic thread or something like that)
Sign ups closed.
I appeal!
The thread title says "A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Sign-ups OPEN!]"
Yes, indeed, "Sign-ups OPEN!"
It even has an exclamation mark and the word open is written in capitals to stress that sign-ups are open.
This is misleading publicity which is punishable in 5.875 different countries. Among the punishments we find: death by hanging, death by electrocution and being forced to eat mayonnaise with fries (allthough I don't understand why the latter is seen as punishment, since surely, nothing goes above fries with mayonnaise and a good pint of Belgian beer).
Therefore, there are only two alternatives: either you let me in or you undergo all possible punishments for misleading publicity, starting with being cut in 378 pieces, like they do in the non existing country of Burgbawahaha.
:snobby:
El Barto
04-10-2013, 16:45
Andres, edit the post yourself and infract Askthepizzaguy. You have the fancy red-lettered username to own up to after all.
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2013, 16:48
I appeal!
The thread title says "A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Sign-ups OPEN!]"
Yes, indeed, "Sign-ups OPEN!"
It even has an exclamation mark and the word open is written in capitals to stress that sign-ups are open.
This is misleading publicity which is punishable in 5.875 different countries. Among the punishments we find: death by hanging, death by electrocution and being forced to eat mayonnaise with fries (allthough I don't understand why the latter is seen as punishment, since surely, nothing goes above fries with mayonnaise and a good pint of Belgian beer).
Therefore, there are only two alternatives: either you let me in or you undergo all possible punishments for misleading publicity, starting with being cut in 378 pieces, like they do in the non existing country of Burgbawahaha.
:snobby:
You're late to this particular party, and not fashionably so.
Besides, you wouldn't want to be caught dead with this group, a most likely outcome should you join it.... and painfully so. You are about to enter a place where fairness and the rule of law have no meaning. An ignoble end for the chief executor of justice and administrative duties such as yourself. Are you prepared for the depths of torment and despair you're about to feel? This is less a game of mafia, and more of a sadistic laboratory, to test the patience, will, and reasoning ability of those who will almost certainly not survive the tests. Many will enter the rat's maze, and few will find the cheese. Most will be torn to shreds by the cat.
I grant your request to enter. But you can never leave.
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2013, 18:21
~~~
no escape
~~~
one of the toys was smashed before the game/
it failed to follow instructions/
we posted them very clearly/
the penalty was given/
we smashed it with a hammer until it could not play anymore/
we have gone to so much trouble to make this a pleasant experience/
this toy will not share in that experience/
we cannot abide toys that will not play with us/
the playground will hold the other toys until we decide to play with them/
they can never leave our playground
~~~
broken toys/
chaotix - head smashed in with hammer
the game begins soon
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2013, 18:32
It is time...
Chaotix will be assisting with some of the moderating duties during this game, so as to avoid a repeat of my failed game at TWC.
El Barto
04-10-2013, 19:36
I'll stay subscribed in order to read Pizza's updates.
johnhughthom
04-10-2013, 19:43
I don't get why you can't play. Post a picture of a cat, make a few inane non-game related posts, then make a vote with no thought put in to it. How much of your time could it take?
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2013, 23:27
The game has begun. Please begin by noticing your environment.
You are locked together in a filthy metal container with artificial lighting at the top. You are given written instructions that one of you will die at the end of this day, and the choice of who plays the victim remains up to you.
The method of execution remains up to your captors. And they will be watching you very closely.
Major Robert Dump
04-10-2013, 23:57
Artificial lighting makes me look fat
Artificial lighting makes me look fat
They say it adds ten pounds. Well so will I when I eat your face Vote: Major Robert Dump.
rickinator9
04-11-2013, 03:12
It stinks in here due to Montmorency's farts.
I don't get why you can't play. Post a picture of a cat, make a few inane non-game related posts, then make a vote with no thought put in to it. How much of your time could it take?
How much of your time could it take to join my game?
Also, what a suspicious name change.
Montmorency
04-11-2013, 04:16
It stinks in here due to Montmorency's farts.
My unwashed genitalia.
By the way, Visorslash has just revealed himself to be scum in one of the games. Sloppy...
Diana Abnoba
04-11-2013, 04:23
Can we get a player list please. :bow:
Diana Abnoba
04-11-2013, 04:34
You guys are sick!!! *hands Monty a wash cloth and soap* :stare:
Diana Abnoba
04-11-2013, 04:39
Vote: Monty so we don't have to smell him anymore.
Major Robert Dump
04-11-2013, 04:50
Vote: Makrel
the smell stinking up this box is the fishy
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-11-2013, 05:39
Vote: Caius
I dislike the idea of being watched closely - that could mean anything...
...surely nothing good...
vote:townhughtom
i dont enjoey you citylads
Darth Feather
04-11-2013, 08:22
Vote: B_Ray. (you seem to be scum an awfull lot lately)
Listen to me.
Name changes are for weaklings. Unless you cut off part of your own name. I know this strong and brave guy, who was once known as AndresTheCunning. In a moment of bravery, he cut off part of his name with a rusty knife and now he is known as Andres.
There was a weakling who had been watching brave Andres. He wanted to appear brave as well, because surely, only the brave are sure to be innocent. Weaklings on the contrary, are those who sneak around at night to kill people.
The weakling who had been watching, was johnhughthom. He really wanted to be "john", "hugh" or "thom" but he was too much of a coward to cut off part of his own name, let alone with a rusty knife.
So, he simply changed it to townhughthom. Instead of being a brave man, he choose the cowardly route. Therefore, he has to be guilty.
Vote : townhughthom.
DIE COWARD! DIE!
Vote: Andres Are you in or not?
rickinator9
04-11-2013, 09:37
Sneaky move Vote: Townhughthom
LazyMcCrow
04-11-2013, 10:31
Vote: Andres Are you in or not?
In: What?
Vote: edse
LazyMcCrow
04-11-2013, 10:31
Vote: edse
Vote: Andres Are you in or not?
Yes.
Unvote ; Vote : Malinba
Welcome to the Gameroom ~:wave:
johnhughthom
04-11-2013, 13:16
Vote: townhughthom/johnhughscum
My role pm is very confusing. Probably safest to lynch myself.
LazyMcCrow
04-11-2013, 13:32
unvote: edse vote: A Player List
vote:townhughscum
for being third on his own bandwagon.
Also a reminder that we need a 50% majority to lynch anyone.
vote: Elite Ferret
For the same reasons I got lynched last game.
Can we get a player list?
Vote: Gaius.
vote: Elite Ferret
For the same reasons I got lynched last game.
But this time it is an valid tactic. Unvote:vote: townhughtom
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-11-2013, 22:14
List:
1. Chaotix
2. Lazy McCrow
3. Gaius Scribonius Curio
4. Darth Feather
5. BSmith
6. Rickinator9
7. Visorslash
8. B_Ray
9. Caius
10. Jarema
11. Makrell
12. Elite Ferret
13. Diana Abnoba
14. Johnhughthom
15. Autolycus
16. Edse
17. Montmorency
18. Robbiecon
19. Major Robert Dump
20. Classical Hero
21. Zack
22. Seon
23. Andres
Did I miss anyone?
Edit: Added numbers for clarity.
johnhughthom
04-11-2013, 22:17
DIE COWARD! DIE!
Is that a threat, or just German for 'THE COWARD! THE!'?
robbiecon
04-11-2013, 23:11
Vote : Jarema, he summoned me here, such trickery can only be carried out by a sorcerer, no wait a minute, murderer, yes tyhtas the right word...
johnhughthom
04-11-2013, 23:13
Vote : Jarema, he summoned me here, such trickery can only be carried out by a sorcerer, no wait a minute, murderer, yes tyhtas the right word...
Is tyhtas really the right word?
robbiecon
04-11-2013, 23:16
Is tyhtas really the right word?
Auto-incorrect strikes again. I meant that's, or perhaps its a code.
Townhughthom, I'd like to play a game with you.
I got monopoly and scrabble :p
johnhughthom
04-11-2013, 23:18
Exy Ozys? I take the middle.
robbiecon
04-11-2013, 23:55
Beware, there might be extracts of horse.
Montmorency
04-12-2013, 00:01
Vote: Andres
Diana Abnoba
04-12-2013, 00:34
List:
1. Chaotix
2. Lazy McCrow
3. Gaius Scribonius Curio
4. Darth Feather
5. BSmith
6. Rickinator9
7. Visorslash
8. B_Ray
9. Caius
10. Jarema
11. Makrell
12. Elite Ferret
13. Diana Abnoba
14. Johnhughthom
15. Autolycus
16. Edse
17. Montmorency
18. Robbiecon
19. Major Robert Dump
20. Classical Hero
21. Zack
22. Seon
23. Andres
Did I miss anyone?
Edit: Added numbers for clarity.
Thank you very much for making a player, Gaius Scribonius Curio. You earned a round free from the lynch from me. :bow:
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2013, 08:36
Checking in. I'll do my best to do so at least once every 24 hour period.
Reminder to all, check the rules of this game, read them carefully. You'll want to create a voting majority (50%) on a candidate to force them to die.
If no majority is reached, and there has been no voting activity in the past 24 hours, a 24 hour warning will be given. After that, regardless of activity, the round will end 24 hours from the time of the warning.
Therefore you can extend the round at your leisure, simply by voting. You can also suffer a lynch with less than the majority if the voters all seem to be settled on their choice, due to lack of vote movement.
Unvote; Vote: Visorslash
Don't lynch tht.
LazyMcCrow
04-12-2013, 10:17
vote: Rickinator9
Unvote; Vote : Gaius Scribonius Curio
You are suspicously helpful :stare:
maybe we just all unvote; vote: no lynch ?
Darth Feather
04-12-2013, 16:58
No lynch is bad: Our host told us someone had to die: if we kill no-one, everyone will probably die unvote; vote: jarema
Vote: Visorslash. ~:wave:
Tally
6 townhughthom: Makrell, rickinator9, townhughthom, Elite Ferret, edse, Zack
2 Gaius: Seon, Andres
2 Visorslash: Visorslash, BSmith
2 Jarema: robbiecon, Darth Feather
1 Makrell: Major Robert Dump
1 Caius: Gaius
1 Montmorency: Diana Abnoba
1 Elite Ferret: B_Ray
1 Andres: Montmorency
1 rickinator9: LazyMcCrow
1 No Lynch: Jarema
3 No Vote: Autolycus, Classical Hero, Caius
I like JHT and would like to keep him around, but we may as well get this show on the road. Sorry john... er, town.
unvote ; vote: townhughthom
Alright, 24 hours until this round ends.
Better get me a majority before then.
Darth Feather
04-12-2013, 22:06
Alright, 24 hours until this round ends.
Better get me a majority before then.
Quickly, give him his majority: He is talking in red letters, that can't be good
Unvote; Vote: Townhughthom
Derp accidentally pressed thanks. Anyways.
unvote. Vote town.
johnhughthom
04-12-2013, 23:49
You can unthank, but that would be mean.
Almost as mean as lynching me.
I can remove all thanks from anyone I want from whatever post I want. It makes me feel deliciously evil. Mwaha. Mwahahaha. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Unvote; Vote : townhughthom
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-13-2013, 01:32
Sorry JHT, but this seems the logical choice.
Unvote; Vote: Townhughthom
Tally
11 townhughthom: Makrell, rickinator9, townhughthom, Elite Ferret, edse, Zack, B_Ray, Darth Feather, Seon, Andres, Gaius
2 Visorslash: Visorslash, BSmith
1 Jarema: robbiecon
1 Makrell: Major Robert Dump
1 Montmorency: Diana Abnoba
1 Andres: Montmorency
1 rickinator9: LazyMcCrow
1 No Lynch: Jarema
3 No Vote: Autolycus, Classical Hero, Caius
classical_hero
04-13-2013, 10:02
vote:Gaius Scribonius Curio for capitalising my name. I also have an underscore in it.
classical_hero
04-13-2013, 10:18
I had to copy that down, as if I could remember all that in one go.
why does everyone follow my lead on townhughtom? i made a completely random vote
Darth Feather
04-13-2013, 10:40
why does everyone follow my lead on townhughtom? i made a completely random vote
I think it is rather a random bandwagon than your lead :juggle2:
and the host was talking in scary red letters.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-13-2013, 12:50
First: I sincerely apologise classical_hero - it won't happen again. :bow:
Second: Given the particular warnings we have had about not reaching a majority before the end of the round, it is best to reach a majority. The way I see it, if random, negative, consequences attend a failure to heed the hosts' instructions they will not affect mafiosi. Since R1 lynches are random at best, since a clear favourite, JHT, has been established, it only makes sense to comply with Chaotix's warning... :end:
It was more of my lead, really.
LazyMcCrow
04-13-2013, 18:26
unvote: vote: townhughthom
johnhughthom
04-13-2013, 19:15
It was more of my lead, really.
Define lead.
"what a suspicious name change"
Askthepizzaguy
04-13-2013, 20:55
~~~
end of day
~~~
it is delightful to watch our new toys playing together/
they are following our instructions quite well/
they try to find us/
the keepers of the playground/
but they will never escape/
our playtime will continue/
they have chosen incorrectly today/
how they beat and kick their victim/
it is delightful to see/
but they seem to lack the will to completely break the toy/
and so we shall finish the task/
when they fall asleep/
i want you to drag our newest toy outside of the playpen/
and tie it on to the gurney in the machine room/
i call it the merrygoround/
the gurney has been modified to spin/
with the toy unable to move/
its feet sticking out/
while you guide the band saw closer and closer/
remember to wear your goggles my love/
you will get wet/
i will be watching your work with great interest.
~~~
broken toys/
chaotix - head smashed in with hammer
townhughthom- legs sawed off on the 'merry-go-round'
begin night one. Send your orders to Chaotix.
rickinator9
04-14-2013, 14:33
Aww, yeah! He's dead!
johnhughthom
04-14-2013, 14:37
:inquisitive:
I claim credit for the townhughthom lynch. Makrell and Zack are both townhughthomlynchleaderimpostors!
I am the only real leader!
And you shouldn't fear somebody writing in red letters. I have my name in red letters! All those writing in red letters are wannabe Andreses. Weaklings. They are as fake as my breasts!
Listen to me.
Name changes are for weaklings. Unless you cut off part of your own name. I know this strong and brave guy, who was once known as AndresTheCunning. In a moment of bravery, he cut off part of his name with a rusty knife and now he is known as Andres.
There was a weakling who had been watching brave Andres. He wanted to appear brave as well, because surely, only the brave are sure to be innocent. Weaklings on the contrary, are those who sneak around at night to kill people.
The weakling who had been watching, was johnhughthom. He really wanted to be "john", "hugh" or "thom" but he was too much of a coward to cut off part of his own name, let alone with a rusty knife.
So, he simply changed it to townhughthom. Instead of being a brave man, he choose the cowardly route. Therefore, he has to be guilty.
Vote : townhughthom.
DIE COWARD! DIE!
Askthepizzaguy
04-15-2013, 07:19
Night almost over- waiting for clarification on something.
Askthepizzaguy
04-15-2013, 22:01
~~~
end of night
~~~
I have an idea for tonight's playtime/
I want you to do the following/
....
Throbbing pain. Dizziness. Nausea.
The young man came to in the middle of a cage, suspended somewhere. All around was impenetrable darkness. His head pounded. He didn't even remember falling asleep.
His body ached. He had no idea why he had been captured, or why he was being tormented. He noticed that he was somehow separated from the others. He felt utterly alone.
Somewhere from the darkness, was the sound of a plastic switch being pressed.
click to play
<iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mIBTg7q9oNc?feature=player_detailpage" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="150" width="150"></iframe>
It sounded like a cassette player being switched on.
From what had to be an ancient speaker, the sound of Johnny Cash began to crackle.
As Autolycus stood in his tiny cage, he thought of trying to escape, even though he was disoriented. He began fumbling in the dark for anything, a latch to release himself, or perhaps a bit optimistically, the keys to his cage.
After several moments of the haunting music, a blazing bright light flared before the young man's eyes. He nearly jumped out of his skin.
It seemed that there was an object completely surrounding the cage, which had suddenly ignited in a blinding flash. It happened too quickly for Autolycus' eyes to adjust. At least now he didn't have to work in the dark.
At the second refrain, it seemed that another object had caught on fire. From what Auto could see, his cage was suspended in the middle of a hoop that was made of very combustible material. Not just one, but several hoops, which seemed to be just close enough to one another to burn in sequence.
As each hoop began to burn, it would ignite another one.
Autolycus couldn't see much else, but he did find that his cage was locked by a simple three tumbler combination lock. It was a small possibility that he could simply guess the combination and escape.
He began frantically spinning the tumblers, trying as many three digit combinations as possible. Meanwhile, a third ring caught fire, and then a fourth.
It was getting very hot inside the cage. Autolycus was sweating from fear and from the intensity of the flames. The blinding light made it harder and harder to see anything.
Frustrated by the lack of progress, and desperate to escape, Auto began to rock the cage back and forth, trying to dislodge the cage from within the inferno that had now completely surrounded him. All this seemed to do was move the cage even closer to the fire, and the heat was intolerable.
As his cage swung, he returned to the tumblers. He could barely hear the sweet soothing voice of Johnny Cash over the roar of the flames. The smoke was now stinging his eyes, and he was having difficulty breathing.
He must have tried fifty different combinations in the span of the next minute, to no avail. His head was throbbing, and he could barely stay awake. Only his racing heart was keeping him alert.
The inferno was now so hot, that his skin was beginning to blister. The cage was getting too hot.
Suddenly, material lining the outside of the cage caught fire in one terrible instant. The cage itself was now burning.
Autolycus screamed in terror and pain, shouting for anyone who could hear his cries.
Someone definitely heard his cries for help...
and We enjoyed watching him die/
~~~
broken toys/
chaotix - head smashed in with hammer
townhughthom- legs sawed off on the 'merry-go-round'
autolycus- fell into a burning ring of fire
begin day two.
Darth Feather
04-15-2013, 22:24
Objective randomisation clearly proves Classical Hero is guilty of the unspoken crime of being a killing psycho, ready to kill anyone who opposes him.
Darth Feather
04-15-2013, 22:24
So: vote: Classical Hero
I scanned Darth Feather and he is a Sith Lord.
Vote: Darth Feather
Askthepizzaguy
04-15-2013, 23:28
I scanned Darth Feather and he is a Sith Lord.
Vote: Darth Feather
You mean you scanned his name, right?
I noticed Zacks' avatar has a moustache, which means he's not the famous Zackbeard, but Zackmoustache. We all know men with moustaches aren't to be trusted.
Vote : Zack aka Zackmoustache
rickinator9
04-16-2013, 00:16
Vote: Makrell
Are you trying to disguise yourself, changing your avatar to a zombie and all?
I scanned Darth Feather and he is a Sith Lord.
made me LMAO
vote: Caius
for failure to vote last round
Vote-B_ray
Dun like bull warriors.
Askthepizzaguy
04-16-2013, 05:12
Vote-B_ray
Dun like bull warriors.
Blasphemy! That includes Beefy187.
Also your vote isn't bolded.
Major Robert Dump
04-16-2013, 05:16
Vote Makrel because the smell of fish is getting stronger
Montmorency
04-16-2013, 05:17
Vote: Makrell
I'm going akbar.
Vote: B_Ray following ATPG's reasoning.
Vote: edse for not even reading ATPG's posts.
Vote: edse for not even reading ATPG's posts.
Ahh, sorry, it was Unvote: Vote: Seon he referred to.
vote: andres
for disliking mustaches
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-16-2013, 09:55
Vote: Visorslash
vote: B_Ray for voting for not voting
Darth Feather
04-16-2013, 10:25
I scanned Darth Feather and he is a Sith Lord.
Vote: Darth Feather
Note to self: next Death Star target: The planet of the space whales
Diana Abnoba
04-16-2013, 11:22
Vote: Robbiecon, the random Gods have spoken.
What is this, day 1?
Vote: Zack for fabrication.
Vote: edse for not even reading ATPG's posts.
Vote : Seon for implying we are requiredto read ATPG's posts.
Unvote; Vote : Andres
Because he forgot to unvote. Read the rules, idiot!
Askthepizzaguy
04-16-2013, 13:07
Unvote; Vote : Andres
Because he forgot to unvote. Read the rules, idiot!
When you do, you'll find that there is no requirement to unvote.
classical_hero
04-16-2013, 15:49
vote:Makrell remember we need someone to get enough votes.
Montmorency
04-16-2013, 18:18
Therefore, Andres is being a tricksy scummer.
Unvote; Vote: Andres
Darth Feather
04-16-2013, 18:44
vote: andres
for disliking mustaches
unvote; vote: Makrell for voting people who vote for moustached people
Vote: Zack for fabrication.
Sith #2, right here! This is all too easy!
https://i.imgur.com/EK7srOX.png
Askthepizzaguy
04-16-2013, 20:51
Vote: Zack
You just admitted to being a Sith.
Vote: Zack
You just admitted to being a Sith.
You vote based on the detailed infographic I have constructed, implying that you believe it to be true... meaning that you are also a Sith!
Askthepizzaguy
04-16-2013, 21:38
What? I'm not a Sith. I'm clearly the supreme chancellor of the Galactic Republic, defender of liberty.
vote:Makrell remember we need someone to get enough votes.
i agree, going with the first bandwagon and then never letting go must be the best way to get mafioso dead
I am also very wary of this, when we near the end of the 24 hours till doom announcement then by all means start bandwaggoning, but doing it now, on the first person to get any votes, will get the town nowhere.
LazyMcCrow
04-17-2013, 16:11
vote: rickinator9
Montmorency
04-17-2013, 20:37
I am also very wary of this, when we near the end of the 24 hours till doom announcement then by all means start bandwaggoning, but doing it now, on the first person to get any votes, will get the town nowhere.
Sure it will. Even on D2, a random vote is the only possible one.
However, Andres should surely be lynched on the basis of the host's hint.
Anyone mind doing a tally? I'm quite lazy today.
Sure it will. Even on D2, a random vote is the only possible one.
However, I should surely be lynched on the basis of the host's hint.
I agree.
Unvote; Vote : Montmorency
Anyone mind doing a tally? I'm quite lazy today.
Perhaps we should pile 15 votes on you then, just to save you the trouble of making a tally.
Montmorency
04-17-2013, 20:41
Git 'em.
:smoking:
Darth Feather
04-17-2013, 20:51
Darth Feather: Zack
Zack: EF, ATPG
Makrell: rickinator9, MRD, C_H, DF
edse: Seon, Visorslash
Seon: edse
Andres: Makrell, Montmorency
Visorslash: GSC
Robbicon: Diana Abnoba
Montmorency: Andres
B_Ray: jarema
Classical_Hero: BSmith
rickinator9: LazyMcCrow
hope I didn't miss someone?
hope I didn't miss someone?
Thanks Darth! Don't see my vote for Caius on there, but it will likely change anyway.
Perhaps we should pile 15 votes on you then, just to save you the trouble of making a tally.
I'm also at work, so it wouldn't be the best use of my time.
OMG, double-post all the way! What does it mean?
Darth Feather
04-17-2013, 22:41
Darth Feather: Zack
Zack: EF, ATPG
Makrell: rickinator9, MRD, C_H, DF
edse: Seon, Visorslash
Seon: edse
Andres: Makrell, Montmorency
Visorslash: GSC
Robbicon: Diana Abnoba
Montmorency: Andres
B_Ray: jarema
Classical_Hero: BSmith
rickinator9: LazyMcCrow`
Caius: B_Ray
Fixed it
Um, ATPG is the host. He can't vote for people. Additionally, he is a Sith, rendering his opinion meaningless and his facial features unsightly.
Askthepizzaguy
04-18-2013, 00:00
Um, ATPG is the host. He can't vote for people.
This is amusing coming from Zack, participant in his own Zack mafias.
Additionally, he is a Sith, rendering his opinion meaningless and his facial features unsightly.
I resemble that remark!
johnhughthom
04-18-2013, 00:20
That reminds me, as the last Zack in his previous game, I AM Zack. Therefore he should be ejected from this game, and me allowed to take his place.
That reminds me, as the last Zack in his previous game, I AM Zack. Therefore he should be ejected from this game, and me allowed to take his place.
Relevant. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/36790/No/)
Askthepizzaguy
04-18-2013, 02:58
No! I'm the Zackman!
unvote: Caius
vote: Makrell
I'm starting a bandwagon. Or promoting one, I suppose. Vote Makrell for lynch!
FoS: Jarema for defending an inactive/lurker/dopplenamer. Surely this way leads to madness?
That reminds me, as the last Zack in his previous game, I AM Zack. Therefore he should be ejected from this game, and me allowed to take his place.
townhughthom = Zack
ergo Zack = townhughthom
townhughthom was lynched because he was guilty.
townhughthom = guilty
Zack = townhughthom
ergo
Zack = Guilty
:logic:
Unvote; Vote : Zack
Tally
5 Makrell: rickinator9, Major Robert Dump, classical_hero, Darth Feather, B_Ray
2 Zack: Elite Ferret, Andres
2 edse: Seon, Visorslash
2 Andres: Makrell, Montmorency
1 Darth Feather: Zack
1 Seon: edse
1 Visorslash: Gaius
1 B_Ray: Jarema
1 robbiecon: Diana Abnoba
1 classical_hero: BSmith
1 rickinator9: LazyMcCrow
2 No Vote: Caius, robbiecon
One of the latecomers on jht is probably scum.
Sure it will. Even on D2, a random vote is the only possible one.
However, Andres should surely be lynched on the basis of the host's hint.
At the moment maybe, but from day 3 onwards if we keep doing it the mafia could just drop a couple of votes on someone at the start of a phase, knowing that the rest of the town will blindly follow in pursuit of a bandwagon.
At the moment maybe, but from day 3 onwards if we keep doing it the mafia could just drop a couple of votes on someone at the start of a phase, knowing that the rest of the town will blindly follow in pursuit of a bandwagon.
Ironic given your latest post in the other game.... :stare:
townhughthom = Zack
ergo Zack = townhughthom
townhughthom was lynched because he was guilty.
townhughthom = guilty
Zack = townhughthom
ergo
Zack = Guilty
:logic:
Unvote; Vote : Zack
Mathemagic is the work of the devil. Therefore, Andres is a servant of the devil, meaning he is a low-ranking (and presumably earning minimum wage) employee; and we all know that only rich people have any meaningful clout when things are put to vote. You're just voting for me because you want to MOOCH off my HARD WORK and STEAL my money that I EARNED by myself with no help from others. So take your vote and shove it up your bum, you lazy dog, and get back where you came from (or so help me)!
tl;dr Andres is Satan's financially struggling shoe shiner.
In order to avoid a cruel and unfair penalty. Unvote: Vote: Makrell
LazyMcCrow
04-19-2013, 14:54
In order to avoid a cruel and unfair penalty. Unvote: Vote: Makrell
Sounds ...good? :shrug: unvote, vote: Makrell
In order to avoid a cruel and unfair penalty. Unvote: Vote: Makrell
i dont see wy a penalty would come
unvote: vote: makrell
it will only be an extension
In order to avoid a cruel and unfair penalty. Unvote: Vote: Makrell
i dont see wy a penalty would come
unvote: vote: makrell
it will only be an extension
Unvote ; Vote : edse
Something about that last post smells fishy. It sounds like a cheap excuse for a vote; it also sounded suspiciously serious.
rickinator9
04-19-2013, 23:18
Makrell Changing your avatar won't change the fact that you're a brain eating zombie.
Makrell Changing your avatar won't change the fact that you're a brain eating zombie.
darn, and i almost had you all fooled, if it wasnt for that pesky rick
robbiecon
04-20-2013, 12:04
Vote: B_Ray for scummy flipflop wagoning.
id suggest more discussion and voting and less ghosting, lest you just wagon me, i flip town and nothing is learned
Major Robert Dump
04-21-2013, 02:43
I already gave my reasoning. It stinks in here, and Makrell smells like fish. Nothing to discuss so early in the votes. I garnish nothing from the night write up. By all means if someone knows something then fill a brutha in.
By all means if someone knows something then fill a brutha in.
We are in a den of Sith, Master Windu. And they are butt-ugly. Not to mention butt-stinky.
Are we still on Day 2?
:date:
I was curious if anyone would jump to Makrell's defense, but no one did (unless you count robbiecon, but he was pretty late to do so if they were scummies), so I really doubt aquaman is a guilty party at this point. If there's a better suggestion for lynch, let's hear it, but meanwhile I'm about ready to see what this twisted and cruel punishment for failing to reach a consensus is. Chaotix, you care to interject here?
remember, that according to rules of this particular game, we have a lot of time if we would like to change our votes
i do believe my reasoingin for voting edse is better than te wagon on me
i do believe my reasoingin for voting edse is better than te wagon on me
It's a matter of lynching you or lynching you and get punished. Besides, you are voting for yourself and as far as I can see haven't talked against me.
It's been 24 hours since the last vote, and there is no majority.
Get me a majority, or I will make you regret it. You have 24 hours.
Askthepizzaguy
04-21-2013, 18:56
It's in bold and red. We better do what he says.
It's a matter of lynching you or lynching you and get punished. Besides, you are voting for yourself and as far as I can see haven't talked against me.
disagree, 24 hours s enough to change majority
disagree, 24 hours s enough to change majority
I agree.
unvote, vote: edse
Edit:
DERP.
unvote vote Makrell.
That should be it.
Tally
10 Makrell: rickinator9, Major Robert Dump, classical_hero, Darth Feather, B_Ray, edse, LacyMcCrow, Makrell, Jarema, Seon
2 edse: Visorslash, Andres
1 Zack: Elite Ferret
1 Andres: Montmorency
1 Darth Feather: Zack
1 Visorslash: Gaius
1 B_Ray: robbiecon
1 robbiecon: Diana Abnoba
1 classical_hero: BSmith
1 No Vote: Caius
congratulations on a wasted lynch i guess :P
take edse
I agree.
unvote, vote: edse
Edit:
DERP.
unvote vote Makrell.
Note: This vote is invalid and will not be counted because it was edited into the post.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-21-2013, 22:43
Unvote; Vote: Makrell
...to make it official.
Note: This vote is invalid and will not be counted because it was edited into the post.
I don't see that mentioned in the rules!
vote:Chatoix
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I have not misspelled Chatoix!
EDIT: Also, what happened to the usernames of ATPG and Chaotix?
Major Robert Dump
04-21-2013, 23:59
You people are going to get us killed. That old man from SAW is watching us right now. I am sorry Makrell but we all gotta die sometime. I will remember you well.
I don't see that mentioned in the rules!
vote:Chatoix
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FOOLISH MORTAL. I MAKE THE RULES HERE.
I HAVE DECIDED WHAT I AM GOING TO DO IF THERE IS NO MAJORITY AT THE END OF THE ROUND.
IF THERE IS NO MAJORITY AT THE END OF THIS ROUND, ELITE FERRET SHALL DIE.
THAT SOUNDS CRUEL AND UNFAIR TO ME. THEREFORE I AM FOLLOWING THE RULES.
FOOLISH MORTAL. I MAKE THE RULES HERE.
I HAVE DECIDED WHAT I AM GOING TO DO IF THERE IS NO MAJORITY AT THE END OF THE ROUND.
IF THERE IS NO MAJORITY AT THE END OF THIS ROUND, ELITE FERRET SHALL DIE.
THAT SOUNDS CRUEL AND UNFAIR TO ME. THEREFORE I AM FOLLOWING THE RULES.
Great!
unvote
Great!
unvote
ROUND IS OVER. NO MAJORITY HAS BEEN REACHED.
I CHANGED MY MY MIND. JAREMA WILL DIE FOR ATTEMPTING TO MESS WITH ME.
Major Robert Dump
04-22-2013, 19:28
I hope you are happy Makerell, you got Jarema killed by the crazy old man with the cancer
Askthepizzaguy
04-22-2013, 19:34
I hope you are happy Makerell, you got Jarema killed by the crazy old man with the cancer
And his lovely assistant, who loves his work, and enjoys his creativity.
I hope you are happy Makerell, you got Jarema killed by the crazy old man with the cancer
depends if he is scum or not, knowing atpg, this is most likely kinda random
ROUND IS OVER. NO MAJORITY HAS BEEN REACHED.
I CHANGED MY MY MIND. JAREMA WILL DIE FOR ATTEMPTING TO MESS WITH ME.
nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Askthepizzaguy
04-23-2013, 03:23
Standby for writeup, my helpless little toys.
Askthepizzaguy
04-23-2013, 04:08
~~~
end of day
~~~
Our toys do not read or follow instruction very well.
We shall punish the insubordinate.
Prepare the grease trap.
....
Gas filled the chamber where the victims were assembled. Someone among them was the killer, and had already taken the antidote.
Soon, all but one were completely unconscious. The one left standing began to drag two bodies outside of the holding chamber.
........
Jarema woke, feeling terrible, throbbing pain in his head. He was standing in a dimly lit chamber, atop a metal grate. This new chamber was very small, with smooth sides. It seemed as though it were some kind of massive, industrial-sized machine. Jarema heard noises up above him.
"Hello? Is anyone up there? Please help me get out of here. I'm too pretty to die!"
Instead of a verbal response, Jarema could make out two dark figures standing above him, their faces hidden. They were pulling some kind of tube over the side of the machine, and letting it hang down into the chamber where Jarema was standing.
Jarema looked all around to find any way of climbing out, but the walls were too smooth. He looked down at the metal grate, and it was too small to fit through. It also didn't seem to be any way out, there was nothing but blackness below him, as far as he could tell.
Within a few seconds, something started pouring out of the tube. It was some kind of opaque, white-ish thick fluid, and it began draining into the chamber, and collecting below Jarema in the darkness below the grate.
A loud snapping noise was heard, and the sound of a gas heater being lit echoed throughout the chamber. Jarema knew that this was going to be bad, whatever it was.
"Please? Can anyone hear me? HELLO!!!! I'm trapped down here!!!"
Jarema felt the air in the chamber getting hotter. Quickly, he reached his hand into the falling white fluid, and got a bit of it on his fingers, just to see what horrible torture he was about to endure. He had a macabre sense of curiosity like that.
It didn't sting his hands, and it was neither not nor cold. It just seemed to be thick and oily. He probably could swim in it, even if it kept filling the chamber. He didn't think they were trying to drown him.
The chamber continued to fill, and Jarema frantically tried to make enough noise that someone could hear. But there was no response, not even from his captors.
Soon, the oily substance had filled the bottom of the chamber, and was now flowing through the grate. He was standing in it, and the chamber continued to heat up.
Jarema tasted the oily substance. It was unmistakeable... this was vegetable shortening.
It soon dawned on Jarema what was about to happen to him.
"NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT. PLEASE..... PLEASE!!! JUST SHOOT ME NOW!!!"
The oily substance stopped flowing. It had only filled the chamber up to his ankles. Jarema had a moment to think, and perhaps someone was about to rescue him.
The tube retracted, and no more shortening filled the chamber. The vegetable shortening continued to heat up, until it was too hot to touch. Fortunately for Jarema, he was wearing boots, which provided some protection against the heat.
Jarema couldn't walk around the chamber without getting hot oil inside his boots, so he stood absolutely still, and continued yelling for help. Two figures re-appeared above his head, and he called out to them, pleading with them to let him go. They did not respond.
The oil was now boiling hot, and the boots were beginning to melt. Jarema screamed and screamed, but there was no answer.
The material began to shrink in the intense heat, and it stuck directly to Jarema's feet. His feet were now burning, melting, and filling him with unbelievable pain. And yet, he could do nothing, because the sides of the chamber were too hot to touch, and if he moved or lost his balance, he would feel even worse pain.
He heard screaming, the kind of screaming that he never heard before. His mind went blank, all there was inside his mind was this loud, reverberating scream. It was his own voice.
The pain was unimaginable, and his legs were buckling from the shock. He couldn't continue to stand for much longer.... and death was preferable to even one more second of this torment.
But he couldn't let himself fall in.... he couldn't imagine what that oil would do to his hands, or his face.... so he stood as long as he could...
Until he could stand no more.
His legs lost their strength, as his ankles went completely numb. He fell in the hot, boiling oil, and began to fry while he was still alive.
and We enjoyed watching him die/
~~~
broken toys/
chaotix - head smashed in with hammer
townhughthom- legs sawed off on the 'merry-go-round'
autolycus- fell into a burning ring of fire
Jarema- turned into a french fried version of himself
begin night two.
Askthepizzaguy
04-23-2013, 09:11
As per the rules, discussion closes at night. Forgot to lock the thread last time.
Askthepizzaguy
04-23-2013, 18:58
~~~
end of night
~~~
toys are fun to play with/
and the piano is fun to play/
why not show them how we play the piano/
....
rickinator9 began to stir. Like the others, the first thing he felt was a pounding headache. The sleeping agent was definitely not intended for human consumption. It felt like ice picks had been shoved into his temples.
He found himself laying on a table, facing up. His body was pinned down tightly with thick wires, and he couldn't move.
He tried to turn his head, but the wire across his throat made that a very uncomfortable proposition. He was able to sense someone else in the room with him, though the room was only lit by a faint red lightbulb.
He couldn't see much, but he was able to see that there were several dozen thin metal cables running across the ceiling, leading to a machine to his left which was connected to those metal cables, as well as the thick wires which were holding him down. He followed the cables on the ceiling and he saw that they led off into the darkness to his right, where he heard what sounded like a person moving around.
"Hello? Who's there? Please let me out of here. Why are you doing this to me?"
There was no response. Instead, there came the haunting sounds of a music box being opened, and it began to play strange music.
rickinator9 could feel his heart racing. He couldn't free himself at all... there was no chance for escape.
He was not afraid to die, but he could not help thinking of those he would leave behind. He was sorry he could not tell them good-bye.
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Someone began playing the piano along with the music box. With every note, a key was pressed. When a key was pressed, the corresponding wire would get tighter. The keys were connected to the machine which controlled the wires holding him down.
The haunting music played, and the piano wires across his body got tighter and tighter. They began to dig into his skin, and soon, rickinator9 was a bloody mess.
Tears rolled down his face, alongside the blood.
The wires kept getting tighter and tighter, and one repetitive note that played over and over again seemed to be connected to the wire that went across his navel.
Soon, it dug all the way through his stomach, and Rickinator could no longer breathe. The pain was unbearable.
But mercifully, the wire that ran across his throat has also done its job. It stopped at Rickinator's spine.
and We enjoyed watching him die/
~~~
broken toys/
chaotix - head smashed in with hammer
townhughthom- legs sawed off on the 'merry-go-round'
autolycus- fell into a burning ring of fire
Jarema- turned into a french fried version of himself
rickinator9- left this world on a sad note
begin day three/
Give us a majority this time, or suffer a similar fate/
Darth Feather
04-23-2013, 19:03
vote: edse seemed like a pretty cheap vote change.
No need to point out the reason why I voted Makrell was carp as well. Second day votes are random anyway in my eyes.
Just look what happened to Jarema, that was the kind of stuff I wanted us to avoid.
Diana Abnoba
04-23-2013, 19:30
Pizza you really do have a sick imagination!!
Vote:Caius
He is inactive in most of his games here, and I don't think he has posted anything since his in post. If he is not mafia, at least we get rid of a deadweight, inactive, no help townie. We need a majority, and I think we should all vote for him, while it is still early in this game. Then we can see what happens in the write up when we do reach a majority.
I think Diana is just mad Caius called for her head in the ice cream game, but I do fully agree with her.
Derp, forgot to vote: Caius.
Darth Feather
04-23-2013, 19:52
Just look what happened to Jarema, that was the kind of stuff I wanted us to avoid.
Point taken. :D
Vote : edse
I can't lay my finger on it, but there's something about you.
Vote: Darth Feather
You may have convinced the others, but not I! NOT I!!!
Vote:Caius
He is inactive in most of his games here, and I don't think he has posted anything since his in post. If he is not mafia, at least we get rid of a deadweight, inactive, no help townie. We need a majority, and I think we should all vote for him, while it is still early in this game. Then we can see what happens in the write up when we do reach a majority.
Normally I'd be massively against getting rid of an inactive townie instead of going after the mafia, but seeing as him not voting will make it harder to achieve a majority I can go for it.
Vote:Caius
as per previous reasoning, i dont think getting rid of deadweight town just to get rid of deadweight town is a good idea
Darth Feather
04-23-2013, 22:27
Vote: Darth Feather
You may have convinced the others, but not I! NOT I!!!
*waves hand* you have not seen a sith lord. In fact, you don't even know what a sith lord is.
Gonna be honest: it's been a while since I've played a mafia game with no reveals, and I'm currently clueless as to what strategy, if any, we should pursue. Is it safe to assume the write-ups are leaving clues? Music and sadism are obvious themes, but I don't see how that helps. So far, music has only factored into night kills.
I assume there are some power roles amongst us. Unfortunately I'm not one, but I would suggest you guys take a chance and reach out to one another privately, form a network, try and get some information to those who can use it. I'll be happy to be a part of it, but I can't offer much more than my pledge of innocence. So having said that, I suggest you power roles reach out to someone other than me, and see what you can figure out.
I assumed blue name = cool town dude. Meaning that when Darth Feather dies, his name will be colored in a hue noticeably lacking in blue. Also meaning that Tobias Fünke is a cool town dude.
*waves hand* you have not seen a sith lord.
Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-24-2013, 02:58
I can understand exactly why edse acted - anyone killed at random by the behest of Chaotix will not be the guilty party; even if an individual is randomly waggoned for no good reason there is the, admittedly small, possibility of landing ourselves the culprit.
Furthermore, with no official 'WoG' rule there is the possibility that Caius is lurking, hoping this will all blow over...
Vote: Caius
...for now.
FoS: Elite Ferret :curtain:
Askthepizzaguy
04-24-2013, 04:53
Just look what happened to Jarema, that was the kind of stuff I wanted us to avoid.
Sufficient motivation for the toys to solve the crime before they suffer the same fate, I dare say.
rickinator9
04-24-2013, 08:32
Dead, not big surprise. Also, ATPG, I didn't know robots could bleed? :robot:
FOOLISH MORTAL. I MAKE THE RULES HERE.
I HAVE DECIDED WHAT I AM GOING TO DO IF THERE IS NO MAJORITY AT THE END OF THE ROUND.
IF THERE IS NO MAJORITY AT THE END OF THIS ROUND, ELITE FERRET SHALL DIE.
THAT SOUNDS CRUEL AND UNFAIR TO ME. THEREFORE I AM FOLLOWING THE RULES.
Great!
unvote
ROUND IS OVER. NO MAJORITY HAS BEEN REACHED.
I CHANGED MY MY MIND. JAREMA WILL DIE FOR ATTEMPTING TO MESS WITH ME.
Is this the host saving his mafioso Elite Ferret ?
:inquisitive:
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-24-2013, 10:21
Possibly - personally I doubt that we can read anything into it at this stage.
To state: 'I shall do this to be cruel and unfair' and then do something else instead fits into the category of being 'cruel and unfair' as a general rule. In fact it is more cruel and unfair by virtue of subverting expectations. This seems a more likely motivation for Chaotix than 'saving his own man'...
LazyMcCrow
04-24-2013, 10:43
vote: Gaius Scribonius Curio. Flat out scum.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-24-2013, 10:57
Facetious?
Or actually believe it and just horribly naive?
LazyMcCrow
04-24-2013, 11:24
Facetious?
Or actually believe it and just horribly naive?
Why on earth would you perceive my accusation as 'facetious'? You're touchy, which does nothing to change my opinion of you. Please explain why it would be 'faceitious'. Thankyouplz.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
04-24-2013, 11:31
:laugh2:
Oh give me some credit please.
My two posts today have been to defend two people accused. As a mafioso I would be casting aspersions left, right and centre if I lived dangerously, or by avoiding the spotlight if I didn't.
Give me one reason why I would defend first edse, then Elite Ferret. Unless you accuse the three of us being in cahoots.
You want a reason for 'facetious'? (1) I like the word; (2) to see whether you'd jump... you jumped.
Frankly I'm not too concerned if you choose to ignore my eminent good sense - I trust the town as a collective to see whether I am a likely suspect.
LazyMcCrow
04-24-2013, 11:40
:laugh2:
Oh give me some credit please.
My two posts today have been to defend two people accused. As a mafioso I would be casting aspersions left, right and centre if I lived dangerously, or by avoiding the spotlight if I didn't.
Give me one reason why I would defend first edse, then Elite Ferret. Unless you accuse the three of us being in cahoots.
You want a reason for 'facetious'? (1) I like the word; (2) to see whether you'd jump... you jumped.
Frankly I'm not too concerned if you choose to ignore my eminent good sense - I trust the town as a collective to see whether I am a likely suspect.
As scum - you know that you might easily trust in 'the town as a collective', as - at present - town appears to be nothing more than a group of scared and clueless people huddled together at the mercy of some horrible psychotic - befuddled and un-manned by the lack of reveal/only dead are townies thusfar. You are the main player doing your utmost to appear townie without really getting us anywhere. Ergo - you is scum.
Montmorency
04-24-2013, 11:49
Vote: Caius
And the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round...
As scum - you know that you might easily trust in 'the town as a collective', as - at present - town appears to be nothing more than a group of scared and clueless people huddled together at the mercy of some horrible psychotic - befuddled and un-manned by the lack of reveal/only dead are townies thusfar. You are the main player doing your utmost to appear townie without really getting us anywhere. Ergo - you is scum.
Is this the first time you played in a game with Gaius Scribonius Curio?
Is this the first time you played in a game with Gaius Scribonius Curio?
Apparently it's not.
I think you're overreacting, Curio always sounds like this in mafia games.
Unvote; Vote : LazyMcCrow
LazyMcCrow
04-24-2013, 13:10
Apparently it's not.
I think you're overreacting, Curio always sounds like this in mafia games.
Unvote; Vote : LazyMcCrow
I can't say I'm familiar with Gaius' play style, but if it is as you say - and he is always like this, I don't see how that would preclude him from being scum.
Darth Feather
04-24-2013, 13:20
Facetious?
*goes look up word.* Well, that way one learns something. Thanks :bow:
I can't say I'm familiar with Gaius' play style, but if it is as you say - and he is always like this, I don't see how that would preclude him from being scum.
Some players show typical scumtells in their normal playing style and are easy to make a case against to get them lynched. When I'm scum, I pick "easy" targets myself to build a case against and get them lynched in order to appear townie.
Just like with edse, I can't really lay my finger on it, but the way you (over)react on Curio's posts bothers me. That in combination with this post:
Sounds ...good? :shrug: unvote, vote: Makrell
is why I voted you.
LazyMcCrow
04-24-2013, 16:25
Some players show typical scumtells in their normal playing style and are easy to make a case against to get them lynched. When I'm scum, I pick "easy" targets myself to build a case against and get them lynched in order to appear townie.
Just like with edse, I can't really lay my finger on it, but the way you (over)react on Curio's posts bothers me. That in combination with this post:
is why I voted you.
Well - with Makrell I thought it was about getting a clear majority. With Gaius, he just tripped the scum-wire for me, so I've gone with it.
When I'm scum, I pick "easy" targets myself to build a case against and get them lynched in order to appear townie.
Unrelated anecdote: LazyMcCrow is a fairly easy target to build a case against.
5 Caius: Diana Abnoba, B_Ray, Elite Ferret, Gaius, Montmorency
3 edse: Darth Feather, Makrell, Seon
1 Darth Feather: Zack
1 Gaius: LazyMcCrow
1 LazyMcCrow: Andres
7 No Vote: edse, rickinator9, Major Robert Dump, classical_hero, Caius, Visorslash, BSmith
Darth Feather
04-24-2013, 18:30
And what is your vote, edse? :deal:
Well, if it is between me and someone inactive.Vote: Caius
LazyMcCrow
04-24-2013, 20:27
unvote: vote Caius
Major Robert Dump
04-24-2013, 21:51
vote: edse
was going to be sacrificed then suddenly wasnt oooooooh convenient
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