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Hello and welcome to another mafia game. This game will be based upon the video game Faster than Light wherein a ship of the federation must journey through sectors to inform the federation on how to defeat the rebels.
Rules:
• 24 hour days and 24 hour night phases. Day phases will be 48 if enough players join.
• You may not talk after death except for a 'go town' style comment.
• Don't quote anything I say to you. Paraphrasing is fine.
• No screenshots, etc.
• You may NOT talk to players outside the thread.
• You will vote for players you want lynched during the day, using the format, Vote: Visorslash. Votes must be in bold to count. If you wish to unvote, simply: Unvote; Vote: ATPG. You don't need to do a semicolon, I just think it looks nice. The vote tag is not essential but please make it very clear who you are voting for, I would suggest only bolding names for votes, never for emphasis.
• If you are replaced or WOG killed, please do not post in the thread.
• For votes that end in a tie, the person to the highest vote number first will be lynched.
• No lynch is allowed.
• Please don't edit posts with votes.
• If you miss two day phases in a row or 3 in total with any reasonable excuse or informing me why you will be WoG'ed.
• Have fun. This is not an option . If you don't think you'll have fun with this game... don't join it.
• Alignment will be revealed on death.
Info pertaining to the game:
The game will probably be vanilla unless I get a sizeable amount of people, and I might put in a few powers then. Otherwise feel free to let me know what you would prefer. The other important point to note is that every day besides the first and last, you will have a choice of sectors to visit, this will not have any impact on the gameplay itself, but is just a storytelling device similar to choose your own adventure.
Players:
1. El Barto
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
7. Spaceman98
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
10. Askthepizzaguy
11. Edse
12. Jarema
Riedquat
03-18-2015, 01:47
Ready for duty!
I hope we are on the imperial star destroyer mod!
I hope we are on the imperial star destroyer mod!
That exists?
Montmorency
03-18-2015, 03:55
Yeah, okay.
spaceman98
03-18-2015, 04:23
I'll join
Kagemusha
03-18-2015, 05:42
Bling bling!~:cool:
Darth Feather
03-18-2015, 08:07
Reporting for duty :yes:
Askthepizzaguy
03-18-2015, 08:53
Why not, the last one didn't take up that much time.
Well that's the same amount of players for the last game in less than a day so thats good. I'll send a few invites round here and CFC see if I can't scrounge some more up.
You can count me multiple times to boost numbers and impress the shareholders.
Askthepizzaguy
03-18-2015, 09:19
Welcome to the game, Zack, Z4ck, Zaccino, Zach, Zackary, Zachary, Zackbeard, Z4ckbe@rd, and for some reason, Zod.
Kneel before Zod.
spaceman98
03-18-2015, 23:52
You forgot z4ckdabeast
Askthepizzaguy
03-19-2015, 00:13
You forgot z4ckdabeast
Hush. We shall never speak of this again.
I'll start the game in the next few hours.
is it still open? I would like to join if possible
I'll start the game in the next few hours.
:stare:
Askthepizzaguy
03-22-2015, 10:15
I'll be reviving my Resident Evil game in the next few hours, too. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)
Montmorency
03-22-2015, 15:18
I'll be reviving my Resident Evil game in the next few hours, too. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)
But there's no way you could - you've retired from Mafia, after all! :sneaky:
Askthepizzaguy
03-22-2015, 19:09
I'm totally retired. This is really just Diana Abnoba hacking my account or something.
these are not the two players you are looking for
Askthepizzaguy
03-22-2015, 19:29
these are not the two players you are looking for
This is Rogue 2. I've found them, repeat, I've found them.
Because in the Star Wars universe, they've mastered faster-than-light travel, and can send communications from Naboo to Coruscant instantly, but can't figure out how to locate rebels on a planet full of ice simply by establishing ordinary radio contact from one part of the surface to the other. That has a very limited range, you have to go out looking for them.
Alright, 9 townies to 3 mafia. Sending role Pms. Will start day and write some flavour now.
Faster Than Light - Day 1 - Civilian Sector
The data you carry is vital to the remaining Federation fleet. You'll need to dodge scavenging pirates, bloodthirsty mantis, rebel ships, asteroids and numerous other obstacles on your trek to save the stars.
But first you must choose your captain and name your ship.
Alive 12/12:
1. El Barto
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
7. Spaceman98
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
10. Askthepizzaguy
11. Edse
12. Jarema
Dead:
None
Day will end at 10:00 AM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 25th.
Today lasts 48 hours, you must nominate your captain and your ship name. Neither will affect gameplay in any way.
Please either vote for captain in bold blue and ship name in bold red or make sure it is easy to see who you're voting for what position and for the lynch.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 01:00
Nominate: Zack
It's what I would do if I weren't Captain.
Name: The The Montmorency
It's what I would do if I were Captain.
Vote: ATPG
It's what I would do if I were townie.
Zackbeard for Captain!
Return of the Galactic Chutzpah!
Vote: edse for Perfect Information Syndrome!
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 01:11
So much for pork.
spaceman98
03-23-2015, 01:12
Wait vote: El Barto is listed in the player list but never made a signup post... What's up with that? (not a serious case, just curious)
I nominate edse as captain because why not
As for the name, I suggest The Roadrunner
Wait vote: El Barto is listed in the player list but never made a signup post... What's up with that? (not a serious case, just curious)
I nominate edse as captain because why not
As for the name, I suggest The Roadrunner
He said he would play in the previous game.
Wait vote: El Barto is listed in the player list but never made a signup post... What's up with that? (not a serious case, just curious)
I nominate edse as captain because why not
As for the name, I suggest The Roadrunner
Roadrunner? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Riedquat
03-23-2015, 03:59
Day will end at 10:00 AM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 15th.
We are traveling space and time? I'm utterly confused... I did miss an entire week or the phase will last till march 2016? In my home planet we are at minutes of March 23th... :dizzy2:
Shows how badly I copy and pasted that. Fixed now, 25th.
Now we all know you're a big fat phony.
Oh wait, we already knew that.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 06:04
Vote: Montmorency because OMGUS
I name the ship I didn't even open my role PM I'm just going to assume I'm a townie in big bold red letters which seems scummy.
I nominate spaceman98 to be the captain, because who else is even qualified?
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 06:05
If I do end up being a mafia scumbag it will be news to me. Sorry scumbuddies, for all intents and purposes, you do not exist to me, and I believe I need to lynch you to win. Better bus me quick.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 06:07
Also, why are we the Federation fleet? Romulans, bitch.
As per opening post, vote: Visorslash.
Going even further along this lines, unvote, vote: ATPG.
See? I did not bold anything for emphasis. I am cute and polite.
And I think our ship should be named Heathen Nightmare
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 06:42
Who are you? You're an impostor anyway. The Jarrema I know and love (yes, carnally) has at least 72 r's in his name.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 07:00
Poke spaceman
Do something that reminds me of space or spacemen.
Mmm... spacemen.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 07:17
Wild Zontars.
Zack for president!
And we should call our ship The Intergalactic Pimpmobile!
Vote: edse, because damn it, this time my bus attempt will succeed!
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 07:31
Wild Zontars.
Yes, I understand your Calvin and Hobbes reference, and I do enjoy Spaceman Spiff.
This is true: When I was a child, my teachers thought I was retarded because I would act out scenes from Calvin and Hobbes comic books and they wouldn't get the references, so they thought I was developmentally challenged. Then someone got the bright idea to test my intelligence and whoops, egg on their faces.
I guess the 50 individually drawn states and properly labelled state capitals drawn from memory on the back of my kindergarten handwriting exercise sheets wasn't enough of a giveaway.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 07:32
Zack for president!
And we should call our ship The Intergalactic Pimpmobile!
Vote: edse, because damn it, this time my bus attempt will succeed!
Unvote, vote: Choxorn
The hell it will. I can even think edse is guilty and I'll still try to keep him alive, inexplicably.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 07:53
Dammit Pizza, I was planning on posting nothing but "Wild Zontars" for the whole next round so that I would almost get lynched by the confused town and then skate by through the rest of the game until I would reveal that my Wild Zontar townie power could only be activated by electing me as Captain, at which point everyone would have to elect me Captain seeing as Zack would have died mysteriously the night before
*gasps*
and by then it would be too late. With the -
I agree that Choxorn needs to be lynched.
Unvote; Vote: Choxorn
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 07:59
Zack is far too used to being the Captain. I'll be sending in an order to murder Zack tonight so, if I am mafia, he won't be Captain tomorrow regardless.
Besides, Zack is clearly the only competent villager here, so I need to ensure my team's survival if I am mafia.
If I'm a villager I'll know by tomorrow.
If Zack and I are both mafia, I apologize in advance for single-handedly destroying our team. These are the risks you take when you don't open your role PM.
PS this is apparently a real thing they do on 2+2 sometimes. I am that morbidly curious to see how it works.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 08:01
Zack appreciates your taking risks on his behalf.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 08:02
I could preserve the mystery by not sending in an order and instructing my teammates to carry out the murder.
That works.
This plan is so flawless it can't possibly result in my lynch!
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 08:04
Don't worry, I'll pass along the message.
Since you don't know who they are and all.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 08:06
Don't worry, I'll pass along the message.
Since you don't know who they are and all.
I actually don't, and I kind of find it thrilling.
I could be trying to lynch my own mafia teammate right now, which would ironically make me appear to be more scummy when he flips guilty, because that's pretty much how I roll anyway.
spaceman98
03-23-2015, 08:06
Poke spaceman
Do something that reminds me of space or spacemen.
Mmm... spacemen.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/015/4/c/spaaaaace_by_thebourgyman-d4me7oo.jpg
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 08:10
Spaceman, join us on the choxorn wagon.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 08:16
Meanwhile, I'll be polishing off this bottle of sesame ginger sauce.
It's OK because it's only 300 calories.
Spaceman, join us on the choxorn wagon.
would I be welcomed?
unvote; vote: Choxorn
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 10:47
would I be welcomed?
unvote; vote: Choxorn
I don't know... I was really hoping for spaceman98 to join us.
You don't look like spaceman98.
I'll have to see your resume, and you'll have to fill out this wagon application and wait for us to do a complete background check on you. We'll also need at least three forms of ID, and a security deposit so that in the event this wagon doesn't turn out so hot, you'll pay for all the damages.
Then, assuming you pass a standard blood test to make sure you're actually human, we'll be in touch.
It's been nice speaking with you, Mister Jerryma.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 14:27
Meanwhile, I'll be polishing off this bottle of sesame ginger sauce.
It's OK because it's only 300 calories.
Blergh, that was a bad idea.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 16:28
Jerryman, if anything
It's gonna be Jar Emma in a minute. Or worse, Jar-Jar Emma, the love interest of Jar-Jar Binks in the upcoming Star Wars Episode 7.
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 16:36
Sorry for the inactivity (just got a job and had to prepare for the interview)
Vote: edse
Vote:edse
I think he should be either captain or dead
I also second the Galactic Chutzpah
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 16:49
(just got a job and had to prepare for the interview)
Your story doesn't add up.
Vote: edse
Vote:edse
I think he should be either captain or dead
Sounds like you either want to lynch an innocent guy, or make a guilty guy captain.
I also second the Galactic Chutzpah
What, no original name?
You're barely even playing this game, aren't you?
I'm this close to lynching you instead of edse again.
I make joke, but I also serious.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 16:58
The above post is not a tell either way for Pizza, so please stop voting him.
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 17:00
Your story doesn't add up.
Sounds like you either want to lynch an innocent guy, or make a guilty guy captain.
What, no original name?
If everybody gives an original name all names will tie, so someone has to not do it.
(Also I had to prepare for the interview followed by getting the job)
You're barely even playing this game, aren't you?
I'm this close to lynching you instead of edse again.
I make joke, but I also serious
I was just joking about edse ;)
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 17:01
The above post is not a tell either way for Pizza, so please stop voting him.
I'd be amused by a list of actual tells.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 17:02
If everybody gives an original name all names will tie, so someone has to not do it.
That's just a cop-out. Also, your signature has way too many spoiler tags in it.
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 17:03
I hid it :yes: better now?
Also I don't know the word cop-out. What does it mean?
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 17:04
I hid it :yes: better now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP8tE-L1wlM
Kagemusha
03-23-2015, 17:08
Vote: Darth Feather, because Darth´s in the space sound like dark future.
Zack, can be the captain as he wants it so bad. Aaanndd the ship´s name should be The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 17:14
Askthepizzaguy's scumtells:
Tell #1: Askthepizzaguy supports No Lynching, ever. I can think of two (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126489-Swords-and-D20-s-3-The-Demon-and-the-Magus-Concluded&p=2439624&viewfull=1#post2439624) games (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?390249-Werewolf-Classic-XVIII-Resurrection) where I did that as scum and people thought it was scummy both times.
Add to this list.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 17:18
I hid it :yes: better now?
Also I don't know the word cop-out. What does it mean?
I could define it for you, but this is way easier and it avoids taking responsibility.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cop+out
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 17:54
I could define it for you, but this is way easier and it avoids taking responsibility.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cop+out
them urban terms. I'll never understand why. :shrug:
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 17:59
Vote: Darth Feather, because Darth´s in the space sound like dark future.
Zack, can be the captain as he wants it so bad. Aaanndd the ship´s name should be The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Darts in space sounds like a pretty boring movie tbh. In an environment without any gravity everyone is shouting out : "ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!!!"
spaceman98
03-23-2015, 18:05
The above post is not a tell either way for Pizza, so please stop voting him.
For lynch or for captain?
I hid it :yes: better now?
Also I don't know the word cop-out. What does it mean?
Wait... you changed an aspect of your profile because of a completely random post by Pizza on day 1? I smell fear in you, young one...
Askthepizzaguy's scumtells:
Tell #1: Askthepizzaguy supports No Lynching, ever. I can think of two (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?126489-Swords-and-D20-s-3-The-Demon-and-the-Magus-Concluded&p=2439624&viewfull=1#post2439624) games (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?390249-Werewolf-Classic-XVIII-Resurrection) where I did that as scum and people thought it was scummy both times.
Add to this list.
#2: Being Askthepizzaguy: In all seriousness, I don't think I've ever been in a game with you when you were town at the end. Even if you start out Town you've always ended up converted one way or another.
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 18:09
For lynch or for captain?
I think both.
Wait... you changed an aspect of your profile because of a completely random post by Pizza on day 1? I smell fear in you, young one...
I flinched therefore I must be scum
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 18:16
#2: Being Askthepizzaguy: In all seriousness, I don't think I've ever been in a game with you when you were town at the end. Even if you start out Town you've always ended up converted one way or another.
Nah, I have a pretty normal ratio of village versus mafia incidences, since I've been in so many games. By a wide margin, I'm usually a townie.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 18:24
So are we lynching me this game or what? Who is on board with that move?
I'll tell you what: If I am going to be lynched by more votes than I could overcome by my theoretical mafia team all voting in unison, and there's only an hour left in the round, I will open my role PM and truthfully tell you guys what my alignment is.
And, I will be viewing it for the first time, so if I'm guilty it will be news to me.
This is truly weird to experience but I have to admit, I'm liking it.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 18:25
It's actually literally impossible for me to have any scumtells right now that are actual scumtells. It's simplicity itself.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 18:39
Someone talk to me besides me. Kagemusha, I know you're around. You've decided to go non-invisible just like me.
Tell me of your scummitude. Why are you scum, and who do you plan on murdering tonight?
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 18:50
Scumtell #3: Flinching and going silent when contacted in private to participate in network.
E.g. Pirate Ship #2 vs. Jarema's Mafia vs. Werewolves
Scumtell #Ultimate: Personally organizing a massive network: a.k.a. "CapoDoom"
:grin:
Kagemusha
03-23-2015, 19:05
Hi Pizza! I am pondering over whether to buss you as my scum partner at first round, but i think it might be to epic for this fragile universe to handle.
I am always visible these days, so im rather easy to spot, but am i actually present, or too lazy to turn off my browser, now that is a real question?
I tried to look for something from the early responses and votes, if i could spot anything, but it seems people are being careful and i decided to be lazy and put some more pressure to Darth Feather, whom you were chatting already and who is a Sith by the way. I just dont know if he is being responsive or intimidated of attention looking at his behaviour. I am not voting you at this point, while you are one the most able players, you are also fun to play with and i dont want to see you go as off yet, as there is no case against you.
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 19:09
Someone talk to me besides me.
I thought you were rather enjoying your golluming
No it was not.
Yessssss it was enjoying itself.
Kill everyone
but we don't wantsssss to, gollum, gollum
etc.
Darth Feather
03-23-2015, 19:12
I just dont know if he is being responsive or intimidated of attention looking at his behaviour.
When accused I usually respond.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 19:17
Hi Pizza! I am pondering over whether to buss you as my scum partner at first round, but i think it might be to epic for this fragile universe to handle.
I am always visible these days, so im rather easy to spot, but am i actually present, or too lazy to turn off my browser, now that is a real question?
This is a thing, I leave my desktop computer on constantly. I just walk away and when I come back from work it is still on, usually on some mafia site I checked before work.
I tried to look for something from the early responses and votes, if i could spot anything, but it seems people are being careful and i decided to be lazy and put some more pressure to Darth Feather, whom you were chatting already and who is a Sith by the way. I just dont know if he is being responsive or intimidated of attention looking at his behaviour. I am not voting you at this point, while you are one the most able players, you are also fun to play with and i dont want to see you go as off yet, as there is no case against you.
You say at this point, do you think there will be a point in the game where you'll have a better idea what my alignment is than I do?
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 19:20
Scumtell #Ultimate: Personally organizing a massive network: a.k.a. "CapoDoom"
:grin:
In Capo III it worked out really well for the town.
But yeah, generally if I am networking, bad things happen to good people. I'll accept that.
El Barto
03-23-2015, 19:23
The Savage Chicken it is.
Wait vote: El Barto is listed in the player list but never made a signup post... What's up with that? (not a serious case, just curious)
I am magical. I sign up for games without posting in the signups threads.
vote: spaceman98
Now we all know you're a big fat phony.
Holden, is that you?
Kagemusha
03-23-2015, 19:32
You say at this point, do you think there will be a point in the game where you'll have a better idea what my alignment is than I do?
To come to think off. From all the people i have played with. You might actually successfully convince yourself of being innocent while being mafia, such is your commitment to the game.
Though in such case i doubt i could convince you to vote for yourself, based on my flawed knowledge of your true role.~;)
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 19:39
You might actually successfully convince yourself of being innocent while being mafia
My schtick is the third-party Jesus-figure who leads the town to victory but is ultimately crucified by them.
But I guess third-parties have more leeway.
When I tried it with a Mafia team in one of the few instances I was given a scum role, it - didn't go down so well...
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 19:42
I think I once converted Pizza into an insane SK during one of those third-party performances.
Sorry Pizza, it was for the greater good.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 19:49
I'm always an insane serial killer, but at times I'm not allowed to murder because the game host told me not to.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 19:51
To come to think off. From all the people i have played with. You might actually successfully convince yourself of being innocent while being mafia, such is your commitment to the game.
Though in such case i doubt i could convince you to vote for yourself, based on my flawed knowledge of your true role.~;)
I would never vote for myself, and I swear on Kagemusha's sexiness that I will vote for myself if anyone can prove I've ever voted for myself.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 19:51
Good times.
Shame I lost my data on the psychological thriller Mafia I had planned. Maybe I'll make up a new draft one of these days, if this revival can sustain itself.
Montmorency
03-23-2015, 19:57
I would never vote for myself, and I swear on Kagemusha's sexiness that I will vote for myself if anyone can prove I've ever voted for myself.
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?143770-Random-ice-cream-flavoured-friends-of-the-friends-Concluded&p=2053523117&viewfull=1#post2053523117
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?143770-Random-ice-cream-flavoured-friends-of-the-friends-Concluded&p=2053523117&viewfull=1#post2053523117
Ha, I was gonna say - Pizza's voted for himself in half of the games he's played.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 21:11
Ha, I was gonna say - Pizza's voted for himself in half of the games he's played.
Yes, yes, yes, that ahhhhhh.... that would be the joke.
Welp, an oath's an oath. I swore on Kagemusha's sexiness that I would vote for myself now.
So, here goes.
Kagemusha?
You.
Are.
No longer.
Sexy.
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 21:14
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/high_five_stephen_colbert.gif
I've probably spent more than 1000 hours aboard spaceships, so I think I'm the most experienced to be captain edse
I want "my" ship to be named Izabella
Jarema, I'm only placing a vote somewhere.
Kagemusha
03-23-2015, 22:03
Yes, yes, yes, that ahhhhhh.... that would be the joke.
Welp, an oath's an oath. I swore on Kagemusha's sexiness that I would vote for myself now.
So, here goes.
Kagemusha?
You.
Are.
No longer.
Sexy.
"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose".
- Yoda
Askthepizzaguy
03-23-2015, 22:25
As usual, Kagemusha is the sober yin to my raging yang.
spaceman98
03-23-2015, 23:21
I think both.
I flinched therefore I must be scum
and now you've put the spoilers back....[B]unvote: vote: Darth Feather[B], what is this, Schrodinger's Signature?!
spaceman98
03-23-2015, 23:21
B]unvote: vote: Darth Feather[/B] Bold tags are hard
spaceman98
03-23-2015, 23:22
unvote: vote: Darth Feather Third time the charm?
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 01:17
Oh wow that's an intensive investigation
lol
"Err where the hell am I... Oh I'm on a spaceship... hmm who are these people? Oh they must be my Crew. No markings to suggest this ship has a name so I hereby declare this ship Sprig's Ship II, so says Captain Sprig"
"Who is that guy? I don't remember hiring edse"
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 01:48
Yes, yes indeed.
Edit: Ninja'ed by a Sprig of some sort. Likely the scummy variety. He's roleplaying for gosh sake.
Pfft Like you don't role play ATPG every game...
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 02:33
Pfft Like you don't role play ATPG every game...
Yes, but I'm Adam Westing as Askthepizzaguy. It's the role I was born to play, and signed up for.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 02:34
There once was a pizzaguy who took himself seriously. I killed him and ate him to gain his power.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 02:35
Look, three posts in a row. That's not forced at all!
There once was a pizzaguy who took himself seriously. I killed him and ate him to gain his power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK5fZnz3VeI
Riedquat
03-24-2015, 07:33
The Star Scombro is an awesome name for a vessel commanded by Darth Feather!
Vote: kagemusha
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 11:59
unvote, vote: Spaceman98
unvote, vote: Zack for captain
unvote, vote: Galactic Chutzpah
Edse, I ask that you join me in killing the spaceman.
Montmorency
03-24-2015, 12:08
Un-Nominate: Nominate: edse
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 12:28
Monty, who is a better lynch right now:
Choxorn or spaceman98?
Or are they both villagers, or both scumbags.
Montmorency
03-24-2015, 12:30
I've forgotten who I'm voting. I defer to my past self, so I guess there's no point in speculating on that.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 12:32
I've forgotten who I'm voting. I defer to my past self, so I guess there's no point in speculating on that.
You joined me in voting for choxorn, who to be fair, if I had two votes, I'd still be voting for. Because I have learned nothing from the previous game.
Montmorency
03-24-2015, 12:46
Level with me here: are you brainwashing me (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ3Z0TSIpE0)?
WHO IS ROLLO TOMASI?
unvote, vote: Spaceman98
unvote, vote: Zack for captain
unvote, vote: Galactic Chutzpah
Edse, I ask that you join me in killing the spaceman.
Of course, we can't have a spaceman on our spaceship.
Unvote: Vote: Spaceman98
Montmorency
03-24-2015, 13:56
Unvote; Vote: edse
Someone has to pay.
Unvote; Vote: edse
Someone has to pay.
but, but...
This will end with me being appointed captain and then lynched.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 14:08
edse is a surprisingly popular choice today.
Montmorency
03-24-2015, 14:35
but, but...
This will end with me being appointed captain and then lynched.
I'm afraid that there is no choice but to go through with this Vote of No Confidence in your leadership.
It may be that I myself must step forth to take the reigns of the ChancellorCaptainship...
The vote for captain is tied at four between Zack and me, but I lead the lynch with four votes over Spaceman's three, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
The Galactic Chuplasomething has three votes.
Kagemusha
03-24-2015, 19:06
Unvote: Vote: Spaceman98
unvote, vote: edse
Gotta secure the captaincy.
spaceman98
03-24-2015, 19:33
This thread consists mostly of Pizza posts. That can't be helping the town.
I have no read on edse. The only person I'm at all suspicious of is Darth Feather (for the signature thing: you removed it when pizza joke-pressured you about it, and added it back when I pointed out that that looked like a flinch)
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 20:10
This thread consists mostly of Pizza posts. That can't be helping the town.
I have no read on edse. The only person I'm at all suspicious of is Darth Feather (for the signature thing: you removed it when pizza joke-pressured you about it, and added it back when I pointed out that that looked like a flinch)
Probably the most forced-sounding accusation of a flinch I've seen, and why I'm presently voting for the spaceman.
Doesn't look like we have the votes though, so edse will be lynched because reasons.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 20:14
Zackbeard for Captain!
Return of the Galactic Chutzpah!
Vote: edse for Perfect Information Syndrome!
For example, this reason.
Zack for president!
And we should call our ship The Intergalactic Pimpmobile!
Vote: edse, because damn it, this time my bus attempt will succeed!
And this reason.
Sorry for the inactivity (just got a job and had to prepare for the interview)
Vote: edse
Vote:edse
I think he should be either captain or dead
I also second the Galactic Chutzpah
And this reason.
I was just joking about edse ;)
And this reason.
"Err where the hell am I... Oh I'm on a spaceship... hmm who are these people? Oh they must be my Crew. No markings to suggest this ship has a name so I hereby declare this ship Sprig's Ship II, so says Captain Sprig"
"Who is that guy? I don't remember hiring edse"
And this reason.
I've forgotten who I'm voting. I defer to my past self, so I guess there's no point in speculating on that.
Unvote; Vote: edse
Someone has to pay.
And this reason.
unvote, vote: edse
Gotta secure the captaincy.
And this reason. Which, by the way, adds no votes to edse.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 20:16
There will be one vote on edse that has a good reason. Spaceman voting edse so spaceman doesn't get lynched. So Spaceman isn't even in real danger yet.
This is textbook village failwagon.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 20:18
This thread consists mostly of Pizza posts. That can't be helping the town.
I have no read on edse. The only person I'm at all suspicious of is Darth Feather (for the signature thing: you removed it when pizza joke-pressured you about it, and added it back when I pointed out that that looked like a flinch)
This is the post of a guilty person.
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 20:20
I care about saving my scum buddy edse on day one so blatantly, by the way, instead of joining his wagon or ignoring it entirely. That is totally what I would do if I opened my role PM yet and it said I was scum with edse.
Kagemusha
03-24-2015, 20:21
Interesting. It seems the first day is not fruitless, but we are getting information, which is good. Where is Choxorn?
Askthepizzaguy
03-24-2015, 20:24
I'm off to work. I pray you will bring sanity and compassion back to the Senate.
This is your arena. I feel I must return to mine, with a convoluted scheme to capture the Viceroy even though I have no idea if I can bring down even one droid control ship, and there is a huge blockade of many, many ships, so you'd figure if I can bring down one, another would just take over. Because duh. No one would be that irresponsibly stupid, especially a guy whose master plan is to control the galaxy by persuading trade federation guys to block trade.
spaceman98
03-24-2015, 22:33
Probably the most forced-sounding accusation of a flinch I've seen, and why I'm presently voting for the spaceman.
Doesn't look like we have the votes though, so edse will be lynched because reasons.
Its day 1, of course its forced. Historically, flinch isn't even a very good tell. Townies do it all the time. Its better than nothing
spaceman98
03-24-2015, 22:36
and I agree with you that the edse wagon has no basis in it, which is why I'm looking for alternatives.
I am not the alternative you are looking for.
I would be happy to lynch choxorn, but I think it's too late.
Nah - its edse turn...
"Can't say I even heard about other peoples misgivings before voicing my suspicions. But it is good to know people follow my lead not that it matters since as captain what I says goes."
Captain
edse - monty, edse, DF, spaceman98
Zack - ATPG, kage, choxorn, Zack
Darth - Riedquat
Sprig - Sprig
Ship
Galactic - ATPG, DF, Zack
Star Scombro - Riedquat
Sprig Ship - Sprig
Izabella - edse
Savage Chicken - El Barto
FSM - kage
The Intergalactic Pimpmobile! - choxorn
Heathen Nightmare - Jarema
Roadrunner - spaceman98
The Montmorency - Montmorency
Lynch
edse - zack, monty, Sprig, DF, choxorn
spaceman - kage, edse, atpg, el barto
Darth Feather - spaceman
choxorn - jarema
kage - riedquat
Currently tally has Zack captain, Galactic Chutzpah as ship name and edse as the lynch. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Currently tally has Zack captain, Galactic Chutzpah as ship name and edse as the lynch. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Zack only votes for winners! ~:smoking:
Faster Than Light - Day 1 - Civilian Sector
The Galactic Chutzpah warped into a civilian sector just before the Rebel fleet. They knew they had to get to the federation sector before the rebels did, otherwise they would stand no chance against the armada raised against them. Captain Zack and the rest of the crew set a course to the jumpgate and began their jumps to hyperspace. The first few beacons were quiet, only a couple of pieces of scrap from debris of old ships were drifiting around.
The crew was relieved at not finding anyone to fight, they didn't want to waste time in a battle which might cripple their ship. They needed to find a shop and stock up on some weapons to give them some much needed firepower. Unfortunately such a dream was only that, as the beacon before the shop turned out to be near a sun with a rebel ship lying in wait.
It hailed them with a burst laser into the shields, the salvo bursting through and crashing into the hull, just missing the medbay. Captain Zack orders the weapons to be charged and responds in kind with a missile to their shields, but the Rebel ship manages to evade at the last second. An exchange of lasers and the rebel ship's shield was disabled whilst the Galactic Chutzpah's engines were knocked out.
Stranded in space, Zack called upon edse to repair the engines at any cost. The sun chose this moment to flare however, and the engine room was littered with fires. Edse tried to extinguish them, but their ferocity was too much for him and he began to evacuate and order the unlock procedure for the hull doors to suck the oxygen out of the room, when yet another laser salvo hit the door control. Edse was stuck.
The Galactic Chutzpah's laser salvo combined with its missile and the fires on the rebel ship were too much, and it exploded into a million pieces. But the victory was bittersweet with the loss of edse, who had nobly given his life for the cause.
Alive 11/12:
1. El Barto
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
7. Spaceman98
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
10. Askthepizzaguy
12. Jarema
Dead:
11. Edse, Town Zoltan, lynched D1.
Night will end at 10:00 AM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 26th.
Askthepizzaguy
03-25-2015, 06:35
Add one to my personal grievances against Zack list. :smug:
Askthepizzaguy
03-25-2015, 07:30
Spaceman, join us on the choxorn wagon.
Guilty and guiltier.
Askthepizzaguy
03-25-2015, 07:32
Unvote; Vote: edse
Someone has to pay.
And, before we lynch the final scum, we should also lynch Monty. His existence can't be good for town. :stare:
Faster Than Light - Day 1 - Civilian Sector
The beacon before the sector exit contained a nebula, normally nebulas would be avoided especially if the ship was damaged but they had to slow the fleet's pursuit, even if it was only for a little while. The ship flew into the nebula and drifted through it blindly, the nebula deactivating the sensors. Eventually they stumbled upon the wreck of another Federation ship in the midst of being destroyed by an ion storm.
The crew decided the reward was worth the risk and attached El Barto to cables connected to a ship to pick up the scrap and other materials. He managed to bring back a weapon upgrade and some usable parts, but on his last trip the cable severed and he drifted off into the storm before he could be locked on and he was gone for good.
As the ship finally made it through the storm and the nebula, they came out near the exit beacon, with two choices. They could jump to a Mantis sector, potentially filled with hostile pirates who love to board ships, or through an engi sector, which might have some useful allies in there.
Alive 10/12:
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
7. Spaceman98
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
10. Askthepizzaguy
12. Jarema
Dead:
11. Edse, Town Zoltan, lynched D1.
1. El Barto, Town Engi, killed N1.
Day will end at 10:00 AM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 27th.
Vote to enter a Nebula or Mantis controlled sector in bold blue.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 00:54
According to the timer, the day will end in 5 minutes
I don't understand. Night isn't supposed to end for almost ten more hours, according to the timer.
According to the timer, the day will end in 5 minutes
Fixed.
I don't understand. Night isn't supposed to end for almost ten more hours, according to the timer.
I can't get the timer to work correctly. It just doesn't fucking work.
I do put the time the phase ends every update.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 04:01
We could skip the timer altogether and just get a specified end date and time, and do the how much time do I have left calculations ourselves.
Day will end at 10:00 AM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 27th.
Oh wait, Australian time.
Uhhhh.....
Math, you unrepentant bastard, you've come back for more.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 04:02
Vote: Choxorn
Because spaceman is obviously lack claire after that murder.
Also, spaceman is totally on board with lynching choxorn, right spaceman?
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
Editing a post with a vote in it? :thumbsdown:
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 04:31
Honest mistake.
Here's the change, any moderator can confirm.
Post Comparison
Text Changes
Vote: Choxorn
Because spaceman is obviously lack claire after that murder.
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Also, spaceman is totally on board with lynching choxorn, right spaceman?
El Barto
03-26-2015, 04:40
Dang them timers!
but, but...
This will end with me being appointed captain and then lynched.
I didn't even get that far.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 07:12
Vote: Choxorn
Because spaceman is obviously lack claire after that murder.
Also, spaceman is totally on board with lynching choxorn, right spaceman?
Why? You criticized the edse wagon for lack of reasoning, now your pushing your own for equally lacking reasoning.
For now, I'll stay on Darth Feather, a bad case is better than no case.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:18
You want to lynch Darth Feather because he put his signature line back after removing it.
You're never going to pretend to be a villager this game, so I don't think I need to wait for you to either give more information or somehow exonerate yourself.
Unvote, vote: Spaceman98
For now, I'll stay on Darth Feather, a bad case is better than no case.
Why? You criticized the edse wagon for lack of reasoning, now your pushing your own for equally lacking reasoning.
Are you talking to ATPG or yourself?
obviously lack claire
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that phase, can you explain it?
And use small words, so I'm sure to understand. I'm a bit of a warthog-faced buffoon.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:28
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
7. Spaceman98
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
10. Askthepizzaguy
12. Jarema
*mumble mumble mumble*
Okay, I think I can assemble a group of actual townies out of:
Kagemusha
Riedquat
Jarema
I choose you. Back me up.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 07:29
You want to lynch Darth Feather because he put his signature line back after removing it.
You're never going to pretend to be a villager this game, so I don't think I need to wait for you to either give more information or somehow exonerate yourself.
Unvote, vote: Spaceman98
and if I just followed your lead and voted choxorn I would be villager? Ok then. Also, we're crew on a spaceship, not villagers!
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:29
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that phase, can you explain it?
And use small words, so I'm sure to understand. I'm a bit of a warthog-faced buffoon.
Means lock clear, it's a 2+2 term I'll be enjoying in a month or so.
Either you killed the deceased or are being framed. I'm willing to look elsewhere besides you, but I don't have a lot of confidence in your villageriness as of yet.
and if I just followed your lead and voted choxorn I would be villager? Ok then. Also, we're crew on a spaceship, not villagers!
And I'm the captain! Back ME up! :whip:
How is Chalk Zorn being framed?
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:38
How is Chalk Zorn being framed?
I think I inverted choxorn and spaceman's identities in my brain when writing that post.
Yesterday I found both scummy, given the vote tally, and who got lynched, and who got murdered, it looks (level one) like spaceman is guilty and his mates lynched one of his accusers, then they murdered one of his accusers.
Level two is that they did that, but he's innocent, to make it appear like he's guilty.
And since I found both scummy, I applied the spaceman logic to choxorn, probably because I still think they're teammates. But otherwise, brain fart.
The murder may not be significant at all, but two of the spaceman wagon are gone and I'm not mafia, leading me to believe it was.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:41
and if I just followed your lead and voted choxorn I would be villager? Ok then.
No, but it would have at least indicated a willingness to throw choxorn under the bus. As it stands, I now believe there is some reason you'll never vote there. Which is not villagery to me.
Either he's guilty and thus, you'd rather not lynch him, or he's innocent and it makes you look good to resist his lynch.
I don't see a town motivation for your desire to lynch DF, or a town reason to be so hesitant to vote choxorn.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:44
PS I peeked at my role PM. I had to know whether or not to celebrate edse's passing.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:51
Also PS- If they're not teammates, I'm having trouble seeing why you switched to edse yesterday, Zack.
So, if you don't agree there's scum fingerprints all over the edse wagon yesterday, I'm going to switch to you instead, o Captain my Captain.
LOL I forgot you didn't even switch, that was your original vote.
I'm doing good. Got all my logic trains in a row today.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 07:55
One more thing to say for me, regarding my early game philosophy (and my apparent talent for getting lynched day 1-2):
When the game begins, no one except the mafia have any information, and its not in the mafia's interests to show that they have any information. This means that the most rational strategy for the first voter, regardless of alignment, is to vote randomly. A truly random vote carries 0 information. Thus, the most rational strategy for the second voter, regardless of alignment is to vote randomly. So on. Statistically, the first day lynch is most likely to be villager. This carries no information, as (assuming perfectly rational players) mafia and townies voted randomly. Thus, on day 2, the most rational vote for the first person regardless of alignment is to vote randomly. The only time its rational for mafia to vote non-randomly is when another mafia is on the ropes. This is unlikely to occur. Ergo, barring lucky night power roles, mafia probably wins assuming everyone plays rationally.
Obviously, for town, this is an unsatisfactory result. Thus, as townie, someone has to proverbially "throw the first stone", and make an accusation that is a very weak case. This will force discussion, force non-random voting patterns, and possibly cause the mafia to align themselves in some way that is non-random. This is also more interesting than the purely rational game of RNG votes until a mafia is hit. However, this "throwing of the first stone" is by definition an irrational action, that claims a pattern in random noise where none exists. Nonetheless, it is a pro-town action, by virtue of the non-random voting patterns it elicits.
Enough about me though.
Pizza's assertion yesterday that the edse wagon was bad was frankly an exercise in stating the obvious. Of course it was bad. Of course my case on Darth Feather is bad. It is just as inane for me to claim that the wagon on me was bad, and there was no reason to suspect Choxorn. There were no good cases at the time that post was made, so pointing out that existing cases were bad was hardly an insight. And surprise surprise, you turned out to be right! Edse was town! Bravo statistics!
Of course, now we have non-random voting patterns. You've voted choxorn twice, today and yesterday. Both times you've switched onto me. I've voted Darth Feather twice, today and yesterday, etc. We have something to work with. We have it in part because I made a bad case on Darth Feather and people responded. We have it in part because people made a bad edse wagon, and others responded, etc.
So, how was choxorn framed, and how did you know this before night 1 even started?
Also, I don't think I've ever seen mafia following a strategy of "kill those who vote for them day 1". After all, since most of those votes were random, why would I expect any of them to return to me day 2?
Also, why choxorn specifically? Monty, Zack and DF were also on the edse lynch.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 07:56
Ooo text. Let me read. I was this close to closing up shop and going to bed, given how clearly exhausted my brain is.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 07:57
Sprig was also on the edse lynch, why not him? etc.
Choxorn was last on the wagon and clinched edse's lynch over yours, assumedly that's why pizza thinks you're teammates.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:03
Words
Read, but not needed to address.
So, how was choxorn framed, and how did you know this before night 1 even started?
Addressed already.
Also, I don't think I've ever seen mafia following a strategy of "kill those who vote for them day 1". After all, since most of those votes were random, why would I expect any of them to return to me day 2?
That wasn't a random collection of votes. You don't usually get five people in agreement on day one in such a small game for no reason.
And the 'reasons' on edse were not there. It wasn't random.
Also, why choxorn specifically? Monty, Zack and DF were also on the edse lynch.
Zack I'm addressing separately.
You want DF lynched, so I intend to oppose that action for now. DF was also joke voting for edse early. The later votes on edse are the ones which concern me.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:03
Sprig was also on the edse lynch, why not him? etc.
I already pointed at Sprig's entrance to the game as being not villagery.
Priorities. I don't have four lynch votes.
Just like mafia game in the east all over again!
Edit: ninja'd
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:06
Just like mafia game in the east all over again!
Edit: ninja'd
I missed that entire game, what's happening now that's comparable?
I imagine the actual reason was that edse was scum in the last game, pizza. Easily more uniting than anything else on day 1.
I missed that entire game, what's happening now that's comparable?
Choxorn saved someone (kennigit) from being lynched day one. Next day I vehemently defended choxorn and pressed for a Kenny lynch, and chox ended up being town after all even though ken did turn out to be scum.
The main difference this time is that I see no reason to defend choxorn.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 08:13
Read, but not needed to address.
Addressed already.
That wasn't a random collection of votes. You don't usually get five people in agreement on day one in such a small game for no reason.
And the 'reasons' on edse were not there. It wasn't random.
Zack I'm addressing separately.
You want DF lynched, so I intend to oppose that action for now. DF was also joke voting for edse early. The later votes on edse are the ones which concern me.
If edse was lynched for no reason, edse was lynched randomly. Ergo, by your logic, 5 people voting edse is baseless, while 4 people voting for me is entirely reasonable.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 08:15
Also, would choxorn like to say anything about all this? You've been rather silent in our QT scumbuddy, if you don't show up I might have to bus you!
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:16
I imagine the actual reason was that edse was scum in the last game, pizza. Easily more uniting than anything else on day 1.
And your feelings on these players- monty, Sprig, DF, choxorn
Who is villagery or scummy in this group?
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:17
If edse was lynched for no reason, edse was lynched randomly. Ergo, by your logic, 5 people voting edse is baseless, while 4 people voting for me is entirely reasonable.
No in-thread reason.
If spaceman is guilty, at least one of spaceman's buddies has every reason to vote for edse in a close vote situation.
Pretending like you're unaware of this piece of mafia deductive reasoning isn't a good look.
If edse was lynched for no reason, edse was lynched randomly. Ergo, by your logic, 5 people voting edse is baseless, while 4 people voting for me is entirely reasonable.
I understand what you mean, but your first statement is faulty. Pizza clearly meant that there was no reason to lynch edse other than to save you.
And your feelings on these players- monty, Sprig, DF, choxorn
Who is villagery or scummy in this group?
I don't know, I'd need to reread the thread and it's really late (or early, depending on your frame of reference). I doubt there's anything substantial to go on besides the possible choxorn/spaceman connection.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:21
Also, would choxorn like to say anything about all this? You've been rather silent in our QT scumbuddy, if you don't show up I might have to bus you!
This reads like anti-spew?
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:23
Zack, right now I'm in two universes where you're scum or innocent depending on which universe you're in, but right now, you're probably the only one here who can make sense of what I'm pointing at regarding anti-spew.
Assuming I'm talking to villager Zack for the moment- you're probably familiar with the concept of anti-spew even though we don't call it that around here.
I read that post as spaceman generating content that makes him harder to read after he dies and flips guilty. And specifically for that purpose, and no other.
Am I off-base? How is that villagery.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:25
In other words, rather than finding wolves, his post is designed to play off of the suspected choxorn-spaceman connection to make it harder to determine whether there is one or not.
Specifically an anti-spew post. It doesn't serve a villager function.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:30
I hate to do this since it's blatant, and it's not even very conclusive for me given my history.
Zack, I wouldn't have confused choxorn and spaceman98 if I were scum. Please vote for one of those two, or someone besides me.
If he's town, looks like he's asking for choxorn to show up and join the discussion, then he makes a sarcastic joke. Seems rather straightforward to me. If they're scum teammates, he's trying to use a joke to make it look like they're not, maybe trying too hard.
Oh you want me to vote for choxorn, huh? Then I'll vote: Darth feather for some inexplicable reason! :stare:
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:45
If he's town, looks like he's asking for choxorn to show up and join the discussion, then he makes a sarcastic joke.
Why? He wasn't even online. He's been offline since his last post.
Today 02:27 AM
This is after essentially insisting there's nothing special about choxorn.
It indicates to me like he's anti-spewing now, not genuinely asking choxorn to join the discussion.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:45
Also, why choxorn specifically? Monty, Zack and DF were also on the edse lynch.
See?
You don't think it's weird that choxorn was checking the thread that recently and decided not to say or post anything?
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:50
I really do need to go to sleep now.
Before your edit.
Yeah, I need sleep as well. This is you and me right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLDRcmudk4&feature=player_detailpage#t=49
Start at 49 seconds if it doesn't do the thing on its own.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:51
You don't think it's weird that choxorn was checking the thread that recently and decided not to say or post anything?
No, I don't, because :laugh4: that was the time of his last post...
SLEEP!!!
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:52
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that phase, can you explain it?
And use small words, so I'm sure to understand. I'm a bit of a warthog-faced buffoon.
Gimme your keys, Zack. No, no, gimme your keys.
Kagemusha
03-26-2015, 08:53
Vote: spaceman98
Lynching spaceman98 is the only way to see what was happening during the last days lynch and if we can draw new connections based on that. Random voting of Darth Feather does not do anything to help the town.
No, I don't, because :laugh4: that was the time of his last post...
SLEEP!!!
Right. I was thinking he hadn't posted yet for some reason, which made that spaceman post seem a lot more innocuous.
unvote, vote: spaceman
now :Zzzz:
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 08:59
Vote: spaceman98
Lynching spaceman98 is the only way to see what was happening during the last days lynch and if we can draw new connections based on that. Random voting of Darth Feather does not do anything to help the town.
I knew [hic] I could rely on you.
I know I've never gotten a [hic] chance to say this before, but you're sexy. I love you, man. Did I ever tell you that you... that you... [hic] look just like Kagemusha?
:stars:
*vomit, passes out*
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 09:28
...
All right, Zack's asleep. It is now safe to organize a mutiny.
*opens trenchcoat, reveals a dozen plasma blasters*
Let's get dangerous.
No, no I'm not serious. Could you imagine? Zackbeard's Zack-beard may be holographic, but it's far more luxurious than mine. Mine is just old pizza sauce that I haven't washed off yet.
Askthepizzaguy
03-26-2015, 09:31
I am going to sleep now, though.
I have sleep then work on my agenda, so I won't be back until late round.
Here's the problem here, to all townies who have the same space madness I have and want to see spaceman's card before proceeding, let's not waste the round, perhaps point to your number 2 and 3 candidates for scum and why.
Like, who are spaceman's buddies if he's guilty, and what's your plan B for tomorrow if he's not.
Otherwise we'll get to day 3 with 4 dead villagers and no leads and no discussion except the stuff based on day one events, mostly.
Whatever we do, let's avoid that outcome.
Or, we can risk it and not give the scumbags any info as to who is likely to lynch whom, but I think in a small vanilla game like this that we're hurting ourselves more than their chances.
Well thats all some rapid content though we doing 24 hrs days right?
The Captain is not amused about the noise. He is also troubled by two things, first the condition of 'Sprig's ship II' and the rumours of someonelese calling themselves Captian...
"Right... Lets chuck out the dylusional one, Zack. I don't recalled vetting him before he came aboard. Secondly, lets pick up the some less insane crew as repalcements from the Engi Sector.
"I think we should leave teh poor spaceman alone, I flew with him a few times and he is sound of mind. His behaviour is consistant with being one of the good guys."
Darth Feather
03-26-2015, 16:36
@#!9à Stupid electricity companies, always shutting down our power grumble mumble
(catching up with the thread)
Darth Feather
03-26-2015, 16:39
Vote Spaceman
1) He smells fishy
2) O M G U S
Darth Feather
03-26-2015, 16:40
Also, the case on me is baseless. My signature? Rly?
(now you see it, now you don't)
Darth Feather
03-26-2015, 16:43
Who doesn't want to be a pirate vote: mantis
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 19:59
I hate to do this since it's blatant, and it's not even very conclusive for me given my history.
Zack, I wouldn't have confused choxorn and spaceman98 if I were scum. Please vote for one of those two, or someone besides me.
lol Pizza, I've voted for dead townies as scum before. Being scum doesn't magically make you good at reading the thread or remembering things while exhausted.
Ok, I see why people are voting for me, and I see why there's a claimed me-choxorn connection.
The reasons I'm uncomfortable with lynching choxorn:
1: Pizza has been pushing for a choxorn lynch from the start of Day 1, long before there was any reason. Thus, I question his motives
2: In Mafia Game in the East, it turned out that choxorn was innocent in an analogous situation
Also, given that I'm townie, there's no reason for me to vote for choxorn, except for "looking townie" which isn't a pro-town motivation.
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 20:16
Also recall that in that game, I was scum, and I pushed the choxorn lynch aggressively. So basically I don't trust what Pizza is doing because I did exactly that as a tactic to get a townie lynched while looking like a credible contributor
spaceman98
03-26-2015, 20:17
unvote:vote; Pizza might as well put my vote where my mouth is
"I wouldn't be adverse to chucking off that Darth Fellow, look at him pretending there isn't a reason to get rid of him! I don't recall hiring him either... but main reason to biff him is the ramifications that would amuse me."
I really like arfrument against Spaceman. I know that is a lazy vote, but hey
And that will not even sound too much off of me
Darth Feather
03-26-2015, 22:06
"I wouldn't be adverse to chucking off that Darth Fellow, look at him pretending there isn't a reason to get rid of him! I don't recall hiring him either... but main reason to biff him is the ramifications that would amuse me."
(shhht I am not hired but it's a secret. The captain should not find out. )
Riedquat
03-27-2015, 00:47
Sorry, unexpected busy days, not enough time to catch up with the case or lack of on spaceman so I vote: kagemusha again and engi sector...
Faster Than Light - Day 2 - Engi Sector
The Galatic Chutzpah jumped into Engi space, the species more likely to aid them in their journey, being a more peaceful faction then the warlike Mantis. The first beacon they jumped to however brought them no respite. As soon as they jumped in they recieved a transmission from an Engi ship in its last moments before being destroyed warning them of the legendary Mantis thief, KazaaakplethKilik. He sends a transmission over of the crew laughing. Captain Zack grimaces and sets the ship on an interception course, lasers firing. The two ships trade blows before eventually the mantis ship is bested, being a fast boarder rather then a combat ship. The crew relax, thinking they won until they hear a mayday from the ships engines, they were on fire. The mantis crew had boarded the ship in the combat and were seeking to take command from the inside.
Spaceman, who had been manning the engines, was unfortunately lost in the combat, but the crew opened all the hull doors and camped in the oxygen supply room until the ship was devoid of air. They heard the choking mantis attempting to beat the doors down to no avail. They were safe once more, but with another valuable crew member lost.
Alive 9/12:
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
10. Askthepizzaguy
12. Jarema
Dead:
11. Edse, Town Zoltan, lynched D1.
1. El Barto, Town Engi, killed N1.
7. Spaceman98, Town Human, lynched D2.
Day will end at 10:00 AM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 28th.
Choxorn was last on the wagon and clinched edse's lynch over yours, assumedly that's why pizza thinks you're teammates.
What? I was the second one to vote edse, only after you.
And come on guys, that makes me scummy? It was a random Day 1 joke-vote. Jeez. I've given far dumber reasons for my Day 1 votes than that.
Vote Spaceman
1) He smells fishy
2) O M G U S
Come on, that has to be the laziest vote I've ever seen. Fish Finger Of Suspicion: Darth Feather, and I'd probably vote for you if the day hadn't ended 4 hours ago.
What? I was the second one to vote edse, only after you.
Blame Visor's tally then, not me.
Askthepizzaguy
03-27-2015, 07:34
Hmm. I'd be willing to entertain some ideas that have any merit at all besides whether someone's signature is currently visible.
Darth Feather
03-27-2015, 21:08
Come on, that has to be the laziest vote I've ever seen.
Not lazy, tired :Zzzz:
Faster Than Light - Day 3 - Engi Sector
Askthepizzaguy killed, flavour text to come after I fix the other update.
Alive 8/12:
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
12. Jarema
Dead:
11. Edse, Town Zoltan, lynched D1.
1. El Barto, Town Engi, killed N1.
7. Spaceman98, Town Human, lynched D2.
10. Askthepizzaguy, Town Lanius, killed N2.
Day will end at 12:00 PM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 29th.
Vote to enter a Rebel or Zoltan controlled sector in bold blue.
This is LYLO - if you lynch incorrectly, you lose. If you no lynch you have another day.
"What's this? Danger of being overrun? Already told you what to do yesterday and you didn't obey my orders!"
"My Top three picks for the naughty boys!"
- Zack
- Jerrema
- Darth F
"I suggest we chuck em all off at once to save time."
Seriously, you're still just going to vote me because you didn't get the Captaincy?
Kagemusha
03-28-2015, 06:57
It seems we have been played rather brilliantly.With three mafia alive we have this one shot to catch mafia or it is game over for the town. I will have to do some reading of the thread before i will give out my vote.
Seriously, you're still just going to vote me because you didn't get the Captaincy?
"errr vote... Captain... whatcha talking about? Your behaviour is consistant with some bad guys I used to know. Your delusions of captaincy is irrelevant to the discussion."
(OOC: Zack is acting like Scum Zack. Hence top of the list. Also, I had hoped the irony would be appreciated.)
by my immersive logic, I will suggest: no lynch.
Kagemusha
03-28-2015, 07:22
Monty. Why did you fall off the grid completely the last day phase?
by my immersive logic, I will suggest: no lynch.
Why? The scum:town ration will be even worse tomorrow.
Why? The scum:town ration will be even worse tomorrow.
It is extension of logic used when there are 4 persons, including 1 scum.
Now, we have 8 players. Because it is LyLo, we also have 2 scum.
Random chance of lynching scum is 2/8.
Tommorow, situation will be better. Random chance of lynching scum will be 2/7.
Of course, we are not lynching in fully random fashion. We use data. But, then, tommorow we will have more data than today. Therefore, no lynch is option to go
Montmorency
03-28-2015, 15:45
I wanted to surprise everyone at the end of the next lynch, but given that this is a "probably vanilla" game, I need to mention that No Lynch is not productive.
Montmorency
03-28-2015, 15:56
But, then, tommorow we will have more data than today.
Also, this is either a scumtell or a soft claim. It always is with "we will have more data tomorrow".
Less townies -> easier for mafia to steer the lynch.
Also, there can't be only two mafia if it's already lylo. Nice try, acting like you don't know how many teammates you have.
vote: jarrema
of course, my mistake
but the numbers still differ. It will be 3/8 vs. 3/7. See?
vote: Zack
Yeah, and if it's 3/7 then every single townie will have to vote the same way, and for one of the three scum. It gives a huge advantage to the mafia. You can pretend that the lynch will work like a random number generator, but it doesn't. If even one townie votes for another townie, the three mafia can pile on and form a majority to clinch the victory. It's incredibly scummy for you to even suggest a no lynch today, it directly benefits the mafia.
P.S. oh my god u suck
Montmorency
03-28-2015, 19:18
Pizza, tell me what to do.
Pizza, tell me what to do.
"go town"
Askthepizzaguy
03-28-2015, 20:04
I'll tell you what we should do. I have been pondering this particular conundrum for a while, and I've come to one very inescapable conclusion.
I am dead, and I think being tossed out an airlock is an appropriate form of burial in space. I'm not actually buried in anything, but, it's mostly empty out there in space, and there's plenty of room, and if there's ever another vessel traveling at faster than light speed, and they happen to ram into my corpse, and the resulting impact causes conditions that approximate the inside of a supernova, and everyone on that interstellar ship dies, then I will have truly gone out with a bang, and who doesn't enjoy fireworks, after all?
Kagemusha
03-28-2015, 22:21
Ok. So we have total of three votes cast at this kind of situation, nothing much to work with. If both Zack and Jarema are townies voting at each other,while the scum are lurking, then good for them taking the low road. In that case we are repeating the situation of day 1 and basically self destructing.
I do hope that the scum arent so scummy that they will simply lurk and by that i am telling myself that at least some of the mafia have been around this day phase. I know that im not scum and thats about it. Zack i cant read and Jarema. with his no lynch proposal, simply doesnt seem that scummy. I am going to Vote: Sprig . I just dont see either Zack or Jarema being mafia.
I can be talked out from this with a better laid case, but lets see what happens.
I still think that Darth Feather's behavior yesterday was incredibly lazy and scummy.
Vote: Darth Feather
Regardless of what the timer shows, we actually have a little under four hours until noon AEST.
2 Zack (Sprig, Jarrema)
1 Jarrema (Zack)
1 Sprig (Kagemusha)
1 Darth Feather (choxorn)
----
1 Posting, but Not Voting (Montmorency)
2 Not Posting (Darth Feather, Riedquat)
Unvote, Vote: Sprig
2 Zack (Sprig, Jarrema)
2 Sprig (Kagemusha, Zack)
1 Darth Feather (choxorn)
----
1 Posting, but Not Voting (Montmorency)
2 Not Posting (Darth Feather, Riedquat)
Montmorency
03-29-2015, 00:03
I think there is a possibility that scum is playing both sides of the aisle here, at least for now.
I don't think you're scum now, though I briefly did a few hours ago. If you are, this is certainly one of the better bussing misdirections since that one game with Crazed Rabbit and Kagemusha a very long time ago (if I'm even recalling it correctly).
Preliminary verdict: Choxorn is almost certainly full of evil.
Jarema is very possibly scum.
Kage may also be scumming, and if so he is very likely bussing. At any rate I feel that
Sprig's done some naughty, naughty things.
I'm going to gamble that each of you, DF, and Riedquat are town. But then, I have to make a second gamble: who out of Sprig, Jarema, Kage, and Choxorn is town?
Let's say I feel least strongly about Kage, who if scum would be playing a very nuanced game.
Zack, I'm going to Vote: Jarema for now.
I'll be watching.
I'd be glad to lynch Jarrema as he's my primary suspect. I only switched because I thought no one else was willing to go after him, and how disastrously it turned out the last game when I stayed on choxorn all by myself.
Unvote, Vote: Jarrema
I think there is a possibility that scum is playing both sides of the aisle here, at least for now.
I don't think you're scum now, though I briefly did a few hours ago. If you are, this is certainly one of the better bussing misdirections since that one game with Crazed Rabbit and Kagemusha a very long time ago (if I'm even recalling it correctly).
Preliminary verdict: Choxorn is almost certainly full of evil.
Jarema is very possibly scum.
Kage may also be scumming, and if so he is very likely bussing. At any rate I feel that
Sprig's done some naughty, naughty things.
I'm going to gamble that each of you, DF, and Riedquat are town. But then, I have to make a second gamble: who out of Sprig, Jarema, Kage, and Choxorn is town?
Let's say I feel least strongly about Kage, who if scum would be playing a very nuanced game.
Zack, I'm going to Vote: Jarema for now.
I'll be watching.
"hmmm thought Jarema was quite bad guy. But the above doesn't read town at all. So either there is some excellent bussing going or we just got played... I suspect the later..."
"If you want a nailed on baddie though... I have already pointed you in the right direction. "
Kagemusha
03-29-2015, 01:14
Monty you are placing me back to square one. I cant wrap my head around and see Jarema as scum giving false information to the town and setting himself for lynch target. With this vote change it is again either voting Zack or Jarema and im not convinced either is scum.
So i will vote another scummy person, which maybe you Zack can also vote for? Unvote, Vote: Choxorn
Kagemusha
03-29-2015, 02:28
Ok. I hope you two are right. I have to get some sleep, as it is over 4 am over here. Unvote: Vote Jarema
Jarema (Kage, Zack, Monty
Darth (Choxorn
Zack (Jarema, Sprig
Faster Than Light - Day 3 - Engi Sector
Cricket world cup on. Mafia win.
Alive 7/12:
2. Choxorn
3. Riedquat
4. Zack
5. Sprig
6. Montmorency
8. Kagemusha
9. Darth Feather
Dead:
11. Edse, Town Zoltan, lynched D1.
1. El Barto, Town Engi, killed N1.
7. Spaceman98, Town Human, lynched D2.
10. Askthepizzaguy, Town Lanius, killed N2.
12. Jarema, Town Rockman, lynched D3.
http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/nrVCYwQjY5BY
QT.
I said 3 mafia in the OP for those of you who said 2.
I honestly don't know how Jarema was lynched this game. Or how Zack got away with it lol.
We used to host vanilla games with 3:14, I was tossing it up whether or not to got for 3:9 or 2:10, with such short phases probably 2:10 might've been better.
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