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ShadesPanther
04-04-2003, 17:22
(this is a song written by my cl in my day of defeat clan GNVQ. so it is copyrighted and if you steal it we will eat your heat out with a spoon http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )




To the tune of bohemian rhapsody..

Is this the real life?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught in a warzone
No escape from calamity

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see...
We were a small clan,
We expect no sympathy,

Because of easy come, easy go,
Little frags, Little flags,
Anyway the round goes,
Doesn't really matter to me,
To me.

Nation
Just killed a bloke
Took a shovel to the slag
Had a whallop, now's he fragged.

For Xerxes, life had just begun
But a camper came and blew his hopes away.

Teacakes - ooh-oo-oo-ooh
Didn't mean to let you die
If i'm not back again this time next spawning,
Carry on, Carry on,
Because the camper got me.

Too Late,
They capped the flag,
Lancer should have got him,
But he went out for a fag,
Goodbye everybody,
I've got to go,
'Cause the ISP is being so bloody slow.

White_Knight - ooh-oo-oo-ooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish i'd never even spawned at all.


I see a sillouetto of a man,
Get the gun get the gun will you shoot the bloody camper?
Stick grenades and sniping - verry verry frightening
Eek
Grenadier
Grenadier
Grenadier
Grenadier
Grenadier
Grenadier with his kar
Magnifico-o-o

I'm a little sniper, nobody loves me.
He's a bloody sniper, sniping from a corner,
Keeping away from the catastrophe

Easy come, easy go, will you let me camp?
Sie klein narr, NO, we will not let you camp
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Sie klein narr, we will not let him camp
(let him camp&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Sie klein narr, we will not let him camp
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will not let him camp
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will not let him camp
Let him ca-aa-aa-mp
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Oh mother-admin, mother admin,
Mother-admin kick the fool
Bealzebub, has the devil put aside for me?
for me?
for MEEEEEEEEE?

So you think you can camp there and gain easy frags?
So you think you can sit there and act like a slag?
ooooooooooh baby
can't you listen to me baby?
just gotta get out,
just gotta get out of the spawn

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
I've already been fragged,
So nothing really matters to me...

(and if you wondered, sie klien narr is a dodgy translation of 'you small fool&#39http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Gregoshi
04-04-2003, 18:25
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Excellent

But he went out for a fag http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Excuse my ignorance, but is day of defeat a game? And does GNVQ stand for something?

Big King Sanctaphrax
04-04-2003, 18:43
General national vocational qualification. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

ShadesPanther
04-04-2003, 19:03
day of defeat is a ww2 mod of half life and GNVQ stands for Going Nowhere Very Quickly its just coincidence that it is the exams http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Gregoshi
04-05-2003, 06:51
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif Sometimes the name just fits, doesn't it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif