Urban Legend
07-08-2003, 15:57
Me hate dis
Me can't see my troops for the forest. Betcha those Vikings are drooling and running themselves into trees and tripping over roots. Wish there is an option to turn trees into tree stumps and hidden units to turn invisible.
Me hate dat
Me hate moving troops and finding they not happy cos they think they are constantly retreating.
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night. The enemy had no archers and are hiding in the woods. Me have four units of brave Viking archers. Me have calvary run back and forth, stupid enemy run out and get shot, then run back into woods.
After awhile of dis, my calvay thinks Uh oh, me sick of constantly retreating, eventhough me army has not lost a single man and the enemy lost about 200, me wanna go home.
So off the calvary ran, and ran and ran... back to their mommies.
The rest of the army was shocked and decided to charge blindly into the woods.
And they got lost, and eaten by witches in candy houses, wolves in grandma's bed and raped by seven horny dwarves.
Me can't see my troops for the forest. Betcha those Vikings are drooling and running themselves into trees and tripping over roots. Wish there is an option to turn trees into tree stumps and hidden units to turn invisible.
Me hate dat
Me hate moving troops and finding they not happy cos they think they are constantly retreating.
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night. The enemy had no archers and are hiding in the woods. Me have four units of brave Viking archers. Me have calvary run back and forth, stupid enemy run out and get shot, then run back into woods.
After awhile of dis, my calvay thinks Uh oh, me sick of constantly retreating, eventhough me army has not lost a single man and the enemy lost about 200, me wanna go home.
So off the calvary ran, and ran and ran... back to their mommies.
The rest of the army was shocked and decided to charge blindly into the woods.
And they got lost, and eaten by witches in candy houses, wolves in grandma's bed and raped by seven horny dwarves.