View Full Version : Hey - thats not supposed to happen...
BSM_Skkzarg
12-17-2001, 10:14
Playing WE - I sent me missionary to another xtian diamyo - and he returned his head. Its only happened once - but I thought xtian diamyo's wouldnt kill missionaries???
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BSM_Skkzarg
"A mind is a terrible thing to taste."
I think it's DOCUMENTED somewhere that even there they are not supposed to be able to send your priest's head back, they do that anyway.
Plus ...
Who cares about those missonary or priests? It always make me laugh whenever I think about the "missonary position", what a joke ...
In a recent game, I have to give up at least 3 priests heads per turn just to keep the other half of the map "revealed", and at the same time, my geishas are collecting their ears for sports ...
Papewaio
12-18-2001, 11:22
Quote Originally posted by Gothmog:
Plus ...
Who cares about those missonary or priests? It always make me laugh whenever I think about the "missonary position", what a joke ...
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Do you realise it is called the missionary position because it was taught by missionaries to the pacific islanders? Apparently xtian missionaries had something against doggy style in public http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif ...
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Victory first, Battle last.
Brown Wolf
12-18-2001, 12:48
I never use the anything but the standard diplomat. But, of course its head returns when I go to Tokugawa.
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always be thinking
Quote Originally posted by Papewaio:
Do you realise it is called the missionary position because it was taught by missionaries to the pacific islanders? Apparently xtian missionaries had something against doggy style in public http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif ...
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That's exactly what I mean. Image what they had to do to enlighten those islanders. ("Look~~ angels won't have it any other way!!") Considering that human had been having sex for millons of years, it's so pathetic that those priests came up with an idea that THEY need to show "barbarians" (so to speak) how to do it.
[This message has been edited by Gothmog (edited 12-18-2001).]
Oh, come on now...it was the perfect self-justification!
"I am not sinning by having intercourse with this woman, I am merely demonstrating to these barbarians the proper way to have sexual relations"
Well, this demonstration would probably have to be performed many, many times before all the islanders would know the proper technique...
Papewaio
12-20-2001, 11:34
"Hello, I'm your new missionary and I'm going to take you to heaven and have you cry out 'Oh God' with true passion!"
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