Jive Room

[Kaiser of Arabia]

I got permission from BKS to start a jive room. BTW, if you don't know what jive is, go see airplane, now

I'll start (no swearing)

What dem honkies doin' in dis ere hood, brudas?
(I'll translate this one) What are those white guys doing in this here neighborhood, brothers?
-Capo

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

Classic jive from airplane:

Hey Holm, I can dig it You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man

Translation:Yes, he is wrong for doing that


Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man.

Translation:

Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice


And my personal fav:

You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Translation:

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif


And not forgetting the ordering of a steak is:

Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java. https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Kaiser of Arabia]

https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif
Heres more jive

DROP DEM NIKES OFF YO ARSE BEFORE I BLAST YOU MUTHA [CENSORED] https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Translation
I admire your fasionable running shoes

-Capo

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Do you guys really know what jive is and where it comes from. It was around long before airplane. st of all its a type of music starting from the early 1900s. Heres a site about it Jive (http://is1.websearch.com/_1_WIUTFP02SOP96K__websrch.barweb.3/search/inc/results/web/framed.htm?display-url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.illinoisentertainer.com%2F2002%2FMarch%2FRock_Of_Pages2216.shtml&qkw=history%20of%20jive&nextid=di9:1090017094230&frame=http%3A%2F%2Fclickit.go2net.com%2Fsearch%3Fpos%3D1%26ppos%3D0%26plnks%3D0%26uplnks%3D19%26cat% 3Dweb%26cid%3D239170%26site%3Dsrch%26area%3Dsrch.noncomm.inktomi%26shape%3Dtextlink%26cp%3Dwebsrch.b arweb.3%26cluster-click%3D0%26pd%3D0%26coll%3D0%26query%3Dhistory%2Bof%2Bjive%26rawto%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.illinoisenter tainer.com%2F2002%2FMarch%2FRock_Of_Pages2216.shtml) Squirrel nut zippers and the Brian Setzer Band would be modern examples. I guess you could call jive talking the predeccessor to Ebonics. Personally I like Loui Prima

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Actually, I got the name from Airplane but I always assumed it was the way those black hippies from the 70s talked.
-Capo

[InsaneApache]

I gotta get my mum in this ...shed p*ss her pants https://forums.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[The_Emperor]

EY BABY JUMP IN MA LOW RIDER AND ROTATE DEM TYRES
Translation: Lets go for a ride, shall we?

[DemonArchangel]

ah, the ebonics lanugage lesson funnyjunk.com

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Ah, yes, that was funny.
-Capo